I will NEVER again attempt to court a woman.They are CLEARLY not receptive to my gentlemanly ways.Instead, I will put my head down and trudge forward, SLAVING away at school and work until I have enough money to buy a mail-order bride.Anons who have gone this route, did it work out for you in the long term?I plan to treat her VERY kindly which I know would disgust her and make her want to leave me. Would it be better to treat her poorly so that she stays, or will the fact that I purchased her accrue enough abuse points so that I can treat her kindly throughout the rest of our marriage while still being perceived as an abusechad and not a PATHETIC gentleman?
>>82379078You could just fuck your mom
>>82379078You seem like a virgin, are you one?
>>82379137Although I love my mother very much, I would NEVER do something like this. Aside from my obvious revulsion at the act of incest, she is very fat and old which is disqualifying for a person unrelated to me, let alone my mother.>>82379144Hello again Charles. I told you to be more creative next time. Try again!
>>82379078are mail order brides still a thing? i dont think there are catalogs you can scroll through and purchase a bride from directly anymore. you probably have to go to these countries and talk to the women yourself although if youre rich or from a desirable immigration destination its easier.
>>82379168>I would NEVER do something like thisI bet she has a nice pussy
>>82379168why not call me sexhavermaxxer? you are probably going to spend all week without even ONE (1) date with a biological girl again.
>>82379170> You probably have to > talk to the women yourself We're cooked bros!
>>82379186I gave you the name Charles because there was a retarded child at my high school with the same name. During lunch the teachers would let him outside where he would flip a giant tire used by the football team for the full 30 minutes we were given to eat. Afterwards he would be too tired to scream. He reminds me a lot of you.
>>82379173>I bet she has a nice pussyNot nice enough to prevent my dad from having an affair>>82379170Are you sure that I could go through rural Poland or Latvia or Ukraine and talk to a guy at a bar who offers me his daughters hand in marriage or something? I can talk to men just fine.
>>82379214Was he a virgin in high school like you? Curious how you obsessed over a boy in school instead of the girls.
>>82379232>dad from having an affair>daddy issuesshould've known that
>>82379273Actually he wasn't a virgin. He had sex with a fellow retard in the bathroom. I am NOT obsessed with him, I just thought that he was funny. A retarded Sisyphus.I WAS obsessed with SEVERAL girls, but my love was unrequited because I was FAR too nice and gentlemanly. OF COURSE, every guy that these girls dated ended up cheating on or abusing them.ZERO sympathy for them!They chose these men after all instead of a nice guy like me.
>>82379310just like your dad chose another woman?
>>82379286I don't have issues with either of my parents. They are actually on good terms and I still see both of them regularly. I am not very attached to either of them so when they separated I felt nothing, except excitement that I would now have two birthdays and Christmases instead of one (of course the first year I discovered that BOTH of my parents had decided to provide HALF as many presents as usual, meaning that their divorce was all for naught).
>>82379310>i rejected those girls because they were female instead of being maleCurious. So you keep thinking about men more than women right?
>>82379339>>82379326You're getting more creative Charles. I applaud that.
>>82379342She's not going to have sex with you, simp. I bet you are STILL a virgin.
>>82379332Divorced household? Typical
>>82379354Charles you already tried this earlier in the thread. Put some more effort in, pick a different angle of attack or search the archives.>>82379356Actually I'd say it was atypical given that my parents don't hate each other and actively went out of their way to suppress the reason for their divorce so that I wouldn't hold anything against my father. Most divorced parents try to turn the child against the other and use them as a proxy for hurting the other parent but that wasn't the case for me, so it was essentially a normal childhood. That isn't the reason for my inceldom. Rather, I was probably destined to be an incel from by birth. I have always wanted to be in a lifelong romantic relationship, even from a very young age, and that CLEARLY isn't possible in this generation of DISGUSTING IRREDEEMABLE WHORE SLUT FOIDS.
>>82379424I just searched the archives and it sounded like you were still sexless in your 20s. How did that happen?
>>82379436>How did that happen?It happened because there is some pheromone I emit, imperceptible to the conscious but noxious to the unconscious senses, that lets foids know I'm a gentleman who will treat them kindly and not an abusechad, so they REFUSE to even give me the time of day.
>>82379511Ive seen kind men who have girlfriends. How do you think that happened?
>>82379516They aren't ashkenazi like me
>>82379534Are you a virgin unlike them as well?
>>82379544What are you talking about, I'm OP
>>82379534I AM NOT JEWISH. THIS IS NOT ME.I am a prototypical white amerimutt: 1/2 English, 1/4 German, and then the rest a mix of Nordic + anglo countries (No Irish, Italian, or Eastern European countries) AND ZERO ASHKENAZI.
>>82379549THIS ISN'T ME EITHER.CHARLES, IF THIS IS YOU, YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN INFURIATING ME.MY FACE IS FLUSHED. STOP AT ONCE!
>>82379561>>82379571Can you please stop larping, I'm jewish and proud of it. Fuck you Charles
>>82379078>I will NEVER again attempt to court a woman.It's your fault for being ugly and courting women. If you're not ugly, you don't need to court a woman. If you are ugly and court a woman, you're going to strike out or land yourself a whore, which will dissatisfy you in different ways. It's crazy to me that on this board these old lessons have been ignored, forgotten, or refused.
>>82379580This is me and im the OP
>>82379580From now on I am going to refer to this MUCH more clever troll as Quentin.I presume that Charles comes from some slum in the third world because he thinks that High School is optional and is very uncreative.You, however, have SUCCEEDED in angering me, if only for a moment, so I have decided to give you a name that carries an air of intelligence. I WON'T fall for this again, Quentin!
>>82379601No you are not, larping is not nice
>>82379605Stop larping as me right NOW
I feel like you were doing better. You made that post I mentioned earlier about remembering me and it looked like you were taking accountability. this a complete turn. If you realize that this is just lashing out delusion then why write it?
>>82379924I have to admit, Charles, that at no point In this conversation was I angry. In fact I was having fun. After coming to the conclusion that my post (despite being thought-provoking) had not sparked any on topic discussion I instead engaged in a bit of fun with you and Quentin. Although you accuse me of being autistic (among other things) I am not, and I am perfectly capable of recognizing that I may come off as strange. I imagine that if you were to run through the streets of Pompeii warning of Mt. Vesuvius' impending eruption you would come off as insane too. My brief bit of morning happiness has been replaced by the typical lackadaisical despondence, however, so I no longer wish to engage in this games anymore. See you next time Charles.
>>82380453Are you the guy who goes to school instead of dating?
