Get it right, you fucking incels.
>>82379872sit the interviewer downgive them a taskif they can do it, then coolif notmove on to the next onesimple as
HR woman here>don't do objective, do a summaryBoth are outdated, but she's an elder millenial and doesn't understand that. Your cover letter should replace that>don't have address, have number and emailI agree>have relevant bulletpoints about what you accomplished, not first person, not "I worked at _"I agree. Niggas that do that are the types that start greentexts with "be me">don't add skills that aren't relevant to the position you are applying toYeah, have resumes curated for different jobs. Bring it up during the interview organically if it fits otherwise don't>don't say references available upon requestI agree it makes you sound 50 years old LOL they legally can't contact your previous employers anyways other than to ask if you worked there. They can't legally say otherwise about you it opens them up to a lawsuit >save your resume as joesmithresumeThis is third grade spongebob, yes, a hundred times yes lol
>>82379921Shut the fuck up useless cunt
>>82379936Make me, scrotey
>>82379943That's exactly what I just did. Also I can tell you smell bad and your pussy is weird.
>>82379921You willl never be a woman, sex freak
>>82379953I'm still posting, you didn't do a very good job
>>82379872>modern jobs are gatekept by shrill women that would have been hanged for witchcraft 300 years agovery cool
>>82379969That's right drone, keep responding.
>>82379976How many apps you sent out today honey bunny
>>82379984Orders of magnitude fewer than the number of selfies you took to reassure yourself that you're not too old yet, but you are
>>82379998The wall comes for yall much faster and harderDick shrinkage is coming..... have you even used it at it's biggest?
>>82380007So roughly 100 selfies then?
>>82379984Why are you attacking short guys? I was on your side until this post. Now i think you deserve cancer
>>82380018Wondering why a woman talks about height and dick size makes you more retarded than she is faggot
>>82380018I'm just shitposting angel don't have such a short fuse
>>82379921Any other tips for the job market?
>>82379971Society is pretty cool if you look at it like that!
>>82380038i do think its fucked you can be smug about your life in a place of wallowing hopeless virgin incelsdo you think its right that some sexhaving girl can come here make fun of the losers while having all the things they want?idk it doesnt seem fair. where is god in all of this
>>82379872>things i dont want to see in your resume>number 1: Your resume
>>82379872This the second fucking HR lady with those same exact sanpaku, neon, unblinking eyes that seem psychopathic and soulless. The first one was the fat canadian HR lady ranting about the unvaccinated with a deranged look in her eyes.
>>82380018Women really are just evil aren't they?
>>82379872All the advice she gave is sensible, it's just that she acts like a gigacunt giving it.
>>82379872>follow these exact rules>send in an interview>another foid reviews it>"mmmm, its too lazy Anon. Why dont you put in some effort? Sounds like a robot :)"
>>82379921>HR woman hereStopped reading there.
>>82379969>picso you're a low estrogen, low sex drive mentally ill american womaneasiest read ever
>>82379943terrible bait, who the fuck uses those gay little cameras btw, i guess retards?
>>82379969Do you think that the guy on the left would like to marry a flabby and pasty HR foid, who spends her days on 4chan?
Most companies just use AI scripts to read AI generated resumes by scanning for keywords. Random HR lady doesn't read shit and her preferences are meaningless since it's largely totally out of her hands. The whole vid is just rage bait from twit-tok
>>82379921>They legally can't contact your previous employers anyways other than to ask if you worked there. They can't legally say otherwise about you it opens them up to a lawsuitBullshit. They can 100% legally do so.
>>82379872it's actually kind of amazing that western civilization collectively decided to filter employment through women who are ignorant and incapable of doing the job they discerning if a man is qualified for. And everyone is just ok, mildly annoyed at best, with this.
>>82379872>irrelevant skillshow the fuck am i suppose to know what is and isn't relevant when job postings just slap 30 different languages and tech into a bullshit listing?
>>82379872Killllllll meeeeee goooooddd
>>82383225no, they can't, retard. also if your previous employer says something inappropriate about you to your new employer, you can sue them. you are retarded and have never gotten a job anywhere outside of fast food.
>>82383862Why the fuck are you lying about something so blatantly false?For fuck sake, have you never even heard of a enhanced background check before? That is one of the standard features of it. The whole concept of references relies on the fact it's legal to check them.Again, why the fuck are you lying about something so basic and clearly false?What the fuck is wrong with you?It's such a stupid and unbelievable lie too.
>>82383933yes saar totally true saar ! ! fuck that benchold bitch saar obviously lying ! !
>>82383957Source: https://www.themuse.com/advice/what-is-hr-allowed-to-ask-from-previous-employersGo fuck yourself
>>82379872this isn't even good bait, its actually useful information. you can't beat hr so you better know how their game works.
>>82384160https://www.employmentlawfirms.com/resources/employment/dealing-with-a-negative-reference.htmfuck u benchold bitch ! !
>>82379896>give them a task Okay I'm listening
>>82384223Are you fucking retarded?It says you only have a legal case if defamed by the technical definition. The perspective employer is fully legally within their right and ability to ask a former employer almost whatever they want about the perspective employee. The former employer just isn't allowed to tell negative lies about the former employee to make them look bad. Did you even read the thing you linked?Not only are you a liar but you are also retarded.
>>82384288fuck you benchold tell that guy what i say ! he is so retarded lamaaooo sarr fuck that retard u really telling him off real good ! !
>>82384342so confirmation that you are indeed retarded. Got it.
>>82379969>picIts literally bloat, the guy on the right is probably dehydrated due to shitty diet and lack of metabolic regulation. If he excercized twice a week and drank four large glasses of water a day he'd look like left pic in a couple years.
>>82379872Remember when this was a robot board? Unemployed ppl drinking steel reserve saying *tfw no gf*? Girls posting tits. Drug addicted rappers? Jannies who weren't shit
>>82384477Are you also retarded in real life? Or do you just *pretend* online
>>82379872>>82379921>>82381393Did all this shit and can say that the job market has gotten objectively worse since I started looking for a job last December. The summer has been absolutely dry and it doesn't help that in June America had 1,000,000 layoffs vs the ~14,000 jobs made. And even if you get some HR slut to call you, you are playing politics trying not to give her the ick. If it's a recruiter then it's the equivalent of trying to buy a car at a ghetto dealership. Recruiters in particular are 1 of the more recent "non-jobs" that did not ever need to exist in the way that it does today.The economy is still fucked and if you peak behind the scenes at the raw data, numbers, and logistics there is no way we can keep this up.
>>82384532Just shut the fuck up. This is a board for unemployed losers. Not failed normies
>>82384241sorryi meant the intervieweethe quickest and most affirmative way to tell if a person is qualified for the job is to have them perform task they will be assigned to do if hiredie, do they know the specific software used, are they able to answer questions in regards to the company
>>82384546Nah. Cyborgs are welcome as well.
>>82384610Which has nothing to do with op
>>82384619How so? What exactly is not the same?
>>82379921>HR woman here
