Sun always shines editionPrevious:>>82371940
hopefully the thread will be a bit more lively today, anyway what are the gayboys up to this Wednesday? Anything fun or what? Are you looking forward to the fall?
>>82390081I don't want to be that guy, but what the fuck happened to mercury and venus.
>>82390081me entertaining my bf with puppets:
this is literally me btw>tfw no vril bf
>>82390231are you left or right?>>82390310based true redpilled gay sex
r9gay, I have something to tell you allI gotta piss.That's all.
>>82390336>are you left or right?half the fun is the vague nature of the post, making it applicable to everyone :Di would be on the right though
>>82390129Went to gym to blast leg. Now leg hurt.
>>82390457yippee i would be left now we need to make out violently anon.
>>82390231Ciel a cuteCute!
>>82390336>based true redpilled gay sexreal
I mentioned that I'm gay on /k/ in a contributive resply, and this is the reaction. I also said it's hurful to call someone the f-slur.Why are humans like this and now i have to abandon one if the only sane boards that gets russia right.
people always shill bad music; heres a good one for the thread insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itdm46ZVLfA
>>82390580gun people are homophobic, news at 11. I hate to sound like hue here but what did you expect, a welcome mat and someone waving a rainbow flag? I have guns and I shoot my guns at the range but I would never let on I was gay there.
helloi posted my face here three years agoyou all told me that i should cut my hair short and stop wearing my glasses. some of you made fun of me and called me ugly and some of you said i was underagei took the haircut advice and i had the worst year of my life. i then started growing my hair and wore some cuter glasses and now i'm in a relationship and getting TOPPED why did you lie to me, r9gay?
>>82390612Well since they are based on russia and generally write comments that are 20 iq points higher than the site average, idk, but i didn't expect such pure hatred. It's insane to me that otherwise intelligent presenting people can hate on another human for how they were born as. And now it just makes me feel like this site is not really my community at all. At least not /k/. The problem is that those ultra woke mass migration predditors are even more annoying to me. I am alone
>>82390646/k/ is also kinda homoerotic, there's a famous thing some years ago where they had a meetup and some guy brought brownies, guess what he did to the batter? Nut in it. So he says anyway. They are definitely the type to run around towel slapping each other's asses but want to fight you if you call them gay.
>>82390678Ok well that just knocks the 20iq point i gave them right off if true.Anyway those replies were just pure hatered on a board that's typically chill and reasonable by 4chin standards. Guess not.
>>82390580one thing the site is good for is exposure therapy. after a while these kinds of low-content braindead comments don't even register any more. if they could put even a single thought together maybe i'd read it
>>82390705also why bring up that you are gay? Is it relevant to the gun issue you were posting about? I post on /k/ semi-frequently never once has my lust for cock been important to what was being discussed.
>>82390730Yes the thread was about a russian general's sex tape with a femboy/trans getting leaked. My comment is the bottom one in picrel. It was meant to be semi-humorous.
>>82390646youre just some esl faggot (or on that level) that doesnt exist in or know how to pretend you exist in a paradigm that isnt liberal faggotry(which everyone can read) and are overly delicate. the shit you got isnt a big deal to anyone involved besides you
>>82390081Does meow do meth why do I see him everywhere I want kids with him so badlyyyyyy
Should I buy a 300 dollar Megatron figure?
>>82391042yes and then send a webm of it going up your bum.
>tfw no beefy slav bf with a buzzcut
>>82390829You don't get it. I don't care at all when some random brainless schizos call me the f-slur at all, i laugh at it. But when you feel like you're part of a community, bond over the common disdain for russia and have several comments with them talking about the minutes of basker waving, and then i mention jokingly that I'm gay, and they without hesitation condemn and outcast me? Yeah I've felt that. I don't expect you to understand btw.
>>82391042I think you should give me 300 dollars instead. How do you have so much money to spend anyway I thought you were a neet?
people really blow that much on toys. At least my expensive hobby, guns, has a use rather than sitting on the shelf.
>>82391230>I think you should give me 300 dollars insteadOnly if I can have sex with you like a cheap whore ruotsi /s>How do you have so much money to spend anyway I sell and trade toys to fund more toys so I can get more toys to play with more toys. >thought you were a neetNOT ANYMORE
>guns>have a use???
>>82391271Oh so you got hired? Nice. Sorry I struggle to keep up with the threads sometimes. Keep working hard Brad.
>>82391279Having fun at the range and defending my fbf from any who wish him harm.
>>82391308Yea well, my toys are more fun.>>82391284Waiting to get a call back but my interview went well.>Keep working hard Brad.Okay!
>>82390129I slept all day and woke up at 8pm
>>82391324What's the job again Brad?
>>82391404Retail Hell
>>82390580faggot is a term of endearment on this site, fag
who is the most powerful pokemon trainer here? one of us has two rattatas, another has nine meowths. i assume some here have growlithes or poochyenas, perhaps even mightyenas, but you'd need at least a few of them to beat nine meowths, and if you only have one, two rattatas might even win.
I want to find out where Brad works and go full karen (kyle?) on him so he just has to stand there and take it.
>>82391413Oh that doesn't sound too awful, I work with that kind of job too and I enjoy it somewhat. But I do hear that in america they force you to act all weird and npc like to the customers... Strange country that is. I hope it goes well, being financially independent takes a huge load off your shoulders desu.
>>82391423I have a Spheal and Porygon2.
>>82391423I had a Wishwashi once, he passed away. >>82391428Don't do that. >>82391433Perhaps, I'll be fine. I don't have much to say on it. I just wanna feel liberated, like Kanye said on that one song.
>>82391443you do not have a spheal you liar...but i guess we all have porygons nowadays>>82391484i want a barbiach and um...is there a shrimp pokemon? i cant think of one. i used to have shrimps and it was fun but my tank got overgrown too much.
>>82391528clauncher? I guessI really miss my fish. I loved him so much.
>>82391216>You don't get it.its not complex that you felt betrayed. dont pretend like it is. but its your fault for your own shitty perception and expectations. i dont know why youd idolize an e-community - which is what this is; you wouldnt be like this if you didnt have high expectations from idolizing them. you made the mistake of thinking /k/ is monolithic, but also thinking they are friends with the whole of your personality. when theyre only cool with a certain part of it. which is true in all of life. your complete personality isnt supposed to be on display everywhere. you can take the rejection and cry or realise that this is a worldview shift and your homolib worldview isnt inherently better or more intelligent than theirs or anyones and you can get over it. people are allowed to think youre a freak without them being a moron; you egotistical retard.maybe next time dont pretend mental illness's are legitimate identities and rohm maxx? might help around there
>>82391250brad will pay any price for a personality
i gotta hand it to archiveschizo, he does some deeply niche work
>>82391423I'll have you know my room is a cornucopia of bug types.
>>82391484Yea retail work is quite simple, you get used to it in a month or two it's just the monotone work that can get a bit boring.
I have the confidence to walk through 3 different small rural towns in nothing but my underwear at night, but don't have the confidence to tell hot guys that they're hot.I can spend months at home, rotting in bed through 99% of it, but can also spontaneously walk for 7 hours with breaks.I am quite a contradiction.
Snake has a huge dumper in the new MGS remake. It makes me want to play it even though I don't like MGS
>>82390081i'm FTM am i allowed to post on this thread
its funny when you people ask because you know that the only people who will give you the time of day here are bifags and not any actual gay person, all the testosterone in the world and you will still problem solve and attention seek like an XX
pretty sure it's a straight fetish too to fuck a ftm and convert them back to a woman
>>82391706Bro you are in a gay thread. You classify yourself as mentally ill? If so, seek help. Also you make some deranged assumptions about me, my personality and my political standing, which is exactly what those heteroids do about other categories of people.You do make a good point though to not have expectations and to not idolize any community.
>>82391414I'm an oldfag, i know how this site works. However it's one thing to use it as an endearment, and another to voice your disgust to someone who musters up the courage to open up to you.
>>82390580>now i have to abandonNo you don'tYou can just post again since it's anonymous, just maybe don't use certain images that you used to tell people you're gay, and in an extreme scenario, use a different device or internet connection. I post embarrassing shit on here all the time, and leave out images on purpose so it doesn't tie back to me.
>>82391969do you have boobies
>>82391969let me put my pp in your pussy and this will somehow count as gay sex because you call yourself a boy.
the sun always shines on tv
>>82391994>You classify yourself as mentally ill?nope. learn to read.
hold me close to your heart give all your love to me
>>82391969>real life breedable bussy
>>82390845I don't do drugs yay I can't grt pregnant yay
Silksong today (4x4 hours)
Keep pumping your seed into the bottom every night and hope for a miracle.
>>82390761Deserved for doing the uhm ackshually your language is problematic. Fuck off queer
>>82392115I am not embarrassed at all. My problem is knowing what these people really think of me, and not wanting to engage with people who don't see me as human.
Yes, there are genuine homophobes on this site. Get over it or fuck off to reddit and Xitter if you want censorship
>>82392292The uhm acshually queers are the reason you have human rights today and weren't stoned to death at 12.
ever wish your water was lukewarm instead of cold well that's the kind of mood that i'm in
I didn't know I was gay at 12 meow
>>82391423I have fagatron, fagloid and gaychumin. If I work hard I may even get facealion.
>>82391423I'd be the type of pokemon trainer to own a machoke.and yes, I'd be bonding with it quite a bit :3 picrel
being a boy who can't become a man
>>82392424me but with flygon
>>82392294Didn't imply you being gay is embarrassing, far from it I'm a fag myself so I'd be a hypocrite to call you out for it.Needless to say, sad that people are homophobic, as it's goofy to throw out everything about a person just because they're gay, I'm sometimes a good person and other times a shit one, but not because I'm into men, it's just a "person" thing.
>>82392324WAOW! slavery is good now i guess?!
>>82392481I'd be so screwed if gay guys weren't into weak and helpless skellies, otherwise I'd actually have to improve my life.
everything is hell
>>82392424My irl Pokemon team would be Machoke, Incineroar, Urshifu, Slaking, Snorlax, Pangoro,
>>82392517Hopefully the pokemon act like how they do in the game, otherwise you'd be biting off a lot more than you can chew ;))
>>82392513it's horriblehomosexuality is wrong
>>82392547Yup 100%I fucking hate faggots, I'd rape em in the booty to make them feel pain, and spit in their mouth too!
>machokei see nobody else had a sister to trade pokemon with
>>82392558it's so fuckd
>>82392559Was it a version exclusive you couldn't get or could you simply not evolve it? I'm pretty sure yellow let you obtain a machamp ingame (without glitches) but don't quote me on that.
>>82392578i dont know about yellow, but its a trade evo
>>82392175This made me start tearing up... ;_;
>>82392620too bad fag
>>82392559The 4 arms on Machamp freak me out
my sheer luck i ended up making a noose and now i'm just looking at it
I hate school so much.>be in astronomy exoplanet class>"we don't stereotype people in this class">prof. proceeds to read off some names including mine.>"these are our brave lgbtq & bipoc warriors, please give them a round of applause to show your support".I've never been so disgusted in my life. What the fuck was the point of this circle jerk performative shit?
criminal autistic psychopathy
>>82392878Don't you feel validated now? :3
>>82392491Yeah i feel the same way.I can't go back to preddit either, at that point i might as well become friends with chatgpt.
Mike's hard lemonade and beef jerky for dinner
>>82392740really? i think the 4 arms is pretty cool. i always thought the reason people like machoke over machamp is because of the head shape change
>>82392884yeahwhat if i started killing
all day i daydream about killing
Killing your semen by cooking it in stomach acid
>>82392878thats what you get for telling school youre gay. dei rope coming soon
killing would drag me out of this hell
>>82392968That would be quite bad
>>82393020i think it's the best possible path i can take in my life
i think if i live out my days without doing it i will live a life of regret
>>82393028You're a 5'2" femboy though
>>82393028Why do yuo believe that
>>82393043i don't understand what that has to do with anything>>82393047i can obviously never have anything i want
>>82393043Are you saying he's too cute to be a killer or what
i'll show the entire world how cute i can be
Killing your virginity with my penis
Killing your loneliness with my heart.
>>82393084>>82393116hello can we meet
one or the other slut.
>>82393120Are you gonna kill be
what if a random girl walked up to you and kissed you
>you are a slut even though you have never and never will have sex or anything ever lol
>>82393146if you leave me yes immediately
Today I learned "bricked up" is not slang for constipation.
>>82393149You sound like a giga whore virgin sorry
>>82393164the fuck are you even saying
>>82393148run to the restroom to wash off the cooties>>82393162it's not?
>>82393148paint my face and body brown and kill her, the brown paint would mean I'd get a lighter sentence.
i wanna kill him i wanna kill him i wanna have him i wanna eat him
r9gAIPAC
Playing Taiwan coolfox to own the ccp. Funny how monkeys (sorry apes) are depicted in typical black street clothes and gorilla boss has a golden chain and knuckles and voice.
>>82390129i've just been medicnally self harming today since pt won't sign off on my surgery if they don't think i'm suffering adequately, i walked for an hour which is what triggered being bedridden for two weeks in august and i tried jogging a little for good measure but that's what makes my knees buckle and it's too hard. but insurance thinks surviving as an invalid is the same as not having anything wrong with you which doesn't seem like good strats for keeping people productive so they have money to pay for it or maybe they think they can keep my health and thus me poor enough that i can't move to a better company?so anyway i'll know if that worked in an hour or two i think.
>>82393204>same person would have a mental breakdown if their mom asked them to take a shower.
>>82393258again what does that have to do with anything??
stinky twinksfragrant hunks
bloody corpse
>>82390152the sun eated them up ;p!!!
Gun ownership is extremely important for gay people. Gays who reject guns entirely are fighting against their own interest.
how do i kidnap someone i just can't figure it out
>>82393259I'll proceed to not respond in a meaningful way, otherwise this wouldn't be a proper internet interaction :3:3
Does anyone know why this happened
>>82393334i wanna kill i wanna kill i wanna kill i wanna kill i wanna kill i wanna kill i wanna kill
What would be your signature weapon if you could pick any?How powerful the weapon is in your hands doesn't matter so you can pick whatever you want.I'd choose a baseball bat, I always imagined myself running around with one in apocalypse scenarios.
>>82393346sickle
>>82393327Hue hates guns thoughbeit
>>82393335Do we want to know what "strugglefuck" is?
>>82393327>tfw no gun bf to teach me how to use one so i can protecc myself and our house if i ever need to
>>82393346I own Ichigo's katana so that
>>82393331Find a cute boy in a secluded area, take him to secure place when no one is looking and keep him there. Simple as.The truth is that no one will look too hard. If he's over 13, they'll stop looking after 24 hours and his disappearance will be labeled a suicide or running away. His being poor or a racial minority would help too.
>>82326703Cuckbot getting his tiny dick played with by a female prostitute
>>82393346I'm thinking one of those machine pistols would be simultaneously cute and cool.
>>82393359How many piss bottles do you own?
>>82393360i know his daily routine idk how i can intercept it he goes off at the stop right next to his place of work and goes home wtf can i do
>>82393346A sledgehammer. Holding one makes you feel really destructive and chaotic.
I habe to eat the cats and eat the dogs it's the only way believe me I know
Haitians ate my cats
I eat cats but instead of cats it's my future boyfriend
I ate the cats I had to do it. Cooked big ones but ate kittens raw. Now I must eat the dogs. Need to set traps for strays. I must eat the cats, eat the dogs.
Do catboys have barbed cocks?
>>82393335they're just really cracking down on anything that depicts "rape" even if it's just acting i think they think seeing it makes people more violent even if it's consensual same reason porn sites have had a filter so searching "forced" doesn't turn up anything any more for the past few years. the technical term is agonophilia so i wonder if they could get away with making a community using that?
Cat or cats in Brazilian Portuguese is sometimes used as slang for hot person and eat is sometimes used as slang for having sex with someone. Subtle Hue mindraping.
>>82393419Hue is always here like I saidI hope my fellow schizos can tell by the typing style
subsisting on human flesh
>>82393346Axe because I'm a skinny twink and I like the contrast
they are eating the kotsthey are eating the dawgs
>>82393418> i think they think seeing it makes people more violent even if it's consensual same reason porn sites have had a filter so searching "forced" doesn't turn up anything any more for the past few years. I don't think any tech companies do anything out of an altruistic desire to prevent violence. They're censoring "violent" porn to appeal to advertisers, who can't have their ads attached to anything le bad lest they lose the ability to appeal to everyone and have to make less money
Patrick Bateman ahh twink is hot
i just need to killi'm still a neet so i can cope but in the future i don't know
>>82393374I can't figure everything out for you anon
>>82393489my dream is to turn him into a functional daki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvgHv6PM61U
If I were to kidnap a cute guy, I'd probably wait until he'd want to do sexy stuff with me, because I'd feel bad for forcing him.Then again my moral compass doesn't allow me to kidnap people in the first place.
>>82393572ok coolhe'd never like meso i should just kidnap himit feels impossible he is 10x stronger than me
>>82393615eh, I can't influence you in any way, but "he'd never like me anyways" doesn't excuse it, bad is bad.I'd have an idea on what you could do, but I won't give you that advice >:3
Sleeping in brief shorts is impossible, I always take them off and sleep only in a t-shirt. Any anons able to sleep in them?
>>82393626tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me
help, i have a probelm. if i don't have weed, i get lots of work done, but i do too much, and get exhausted, and start sleeping all day. but if i do have weed, i puff it too much, and get exhausted, and start sleeping all day. what to do?
>>82393646I'll make you addicted to head and weed, just move the monitor out of the way for me.
>>82393629PJ pants all day as the fit
knock him out? put him in a box? i am not a murdere i am just a box carrier? he's in my house i have ihm
>>82393629I sleep in tshirt + boxers or boxer briefs, I try briefs but it's not as comfy
>>82390081being gay is always better in theory than in practice. IDC what people may think anymore but I do care about STDS which is why I'm celibate, even though I'd live a romantic relationship with anyone who loves me like I do them. And I know, I know, theres the loved and the lover, but what I mean is something genuine and laden with human soul and spirit. A real true relationship. Only in fiction.
>>82393763Fucking women doesn't stop you from possibly getting an STD.My take is to not be a retard over it and get prep or some shit, what you're doing is a good strat for not getting pozzed though.
>>82393781youre basically safe if you avoid buttsex with either sex....its pretty easy for me cause i think poop is gross. but buttsex out of the way, youre safer with a guy, cause vaginers do get microtears and bleed during sex, tho not nearly to the extent that butt holes do.
>>82393837>vaginers do get microtears and bleed during sexReally? gee then all forms of penetrative sex seem like body horror to me now.
i wanna turn you into pulver
tfw notfw notfw n
>>82393855pornsick bastarddo you want this? i will do this to you
I'd prefer this honestly, it's more fun when the husband is willing.
The next day dawns for Puck, cruelHe says "If only I could take all of you at once"I would take you forever, and ever, ever, and everAnd only so lose myself in youHe smiles and skips green godlike thereThe picture of all rage or lost and wantonThe Inmost NightAnd lay waste to the children's playgroundsThe concrete covers allThe grass sleeps and waits to rise againIt listens for the final trumpet of the inmost lightJohn, time is running outYou cannot spare this life nowYou must embrace The Inmost LightI clench my left hand and then I open itThe gods I loved are all deadPages, metal signs all goneEdward Alexander, in some sad home you fall aloneAnd see clearly now, The Inmost LightOh Christ, my Christ, my Inmost LightThe sadness of The Inmost LightThe growl, the grip and final sighPaint by numbers, now The Inmost LightThe plastic form illusion of The Inmost LightWe just have time to swallow, before the door knock of The Inmost LightHe waits at the door, he waits at the door, And if you see me try to grinAnd then I'll hide myself behind a ballA sign, I wish to play and runHide and seek, from The Inmost LightThis sound is gay and full of joyIt masks the binding of our eyesThe scorch of all the bonefire burnsWe and hop and skip, and trick and treatJust watch your heart and watch your soulAnd watch your all, and watch your backIt's waiting there, and smiling thereUnforgiving there, so broken thereThe Inmost Light, The Inmost Light
you know what a fucking loser you arei wanna kill i wanna kill i wanna murder
>>82393926Patrick Bateman would be a Safe Sleazy today
>>82390761>wewho died and made you fagboss? i will be a fag until the die i die even if i'm the last of my kind i will keep the fagtorch burning (pun intended) besides that people just call eachother fag on this site all the time and it usually isn't about homosexuality it's a term of endearment, and when they call you it because they know you're gay it's a term of enqueerment!all joking aside i am sorry it made you feel bad that sucks, hope you can do something you like and feel better ;)
So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a gaycel. Some rent-a-fag with a gun who puts holes in bf havers.
i am patrick bateman
>>82392878what pretext caused you to tell them? i don't see how can find that out (tho even if you gave the info willingly they still should have asked consent before telling everyone else) >astronomy exoplanet classfancy. are you going to be a smart space boy scientist?
i lay astray crumpled in some ditch shooing away everyone, the people who try to help, even just the people only there to take photos. I have to die here so i can die right. and stick it to all the women wasting their tinder super likes on me. thank god i can finally fade away while tuktuks blast past me. in 20 years some lazy dipshit psych professor going to use me as some sort of bullshit example for the bystandard effect and ignore the several ambulances and at last i will be fufilled
What is the objectively best trait you have going for you right now?for me unfortunately, it's being pre-twink death, so relying on it long-term is a bad strat.
>>82390678>They are definitely the type to run around towel slapping each other's asses but want to fight you if you call them gay.I need a boyfriend like that...
>>82394302My armpit sweat smells really nice. I'm picking a weird one so it doesn't sound like bragging
>>82394302depends on who you ask. some would say its just my giant dick others would say its my sense of humor. But i would say its my excessive wealth that makes me disconnected from the average man
>>82394334hot, do you sniff your armpits?retarded icebreaker question ofcourse you do if you answered that.
i wanna killthanksi should killthank you i should kill i should kill peoplethan you i love you i should kill people thank you thank you i should kill as many people as i possibly can
>>82394444based quads kill me first my beloved boyfriend
>>82394302I have a job and lots of money
>>82394452i wanna have youi wanna have you ideally of course i don't wanna kill you or hurt you at all but it's what has to happen
>>82394464i dont want it either anon but im not arguing with the stars. you have to kill me
>>82394473yes yes yes what do you want where do you live how do you want to die
>>82394479I live in tampa bay and i would like to be stabbed 100 times with a kitchen knife!
>>82394498do you have discord i wouldn't stab you though i would just hug you and hold you and kiss you and loove you
>>82394511why would i give you my discord if youre not even going to kill me once anon
>>82394526i'm dangerous i'm dangerous i wanna kill you i wanna kill you i wanna kill you i wanna kill you
>>82394531I don't think I believe you.
>>82394538i'm a dangerous pleaes believe me
>>82394545fine youre dangerous ill add you on discord if you stop crying and making a scene
>>82394554you aren't going to add me but 0042220
>>82394389No I don't sniff my own armpits. They just sweat a lot when I exercise and my face is like, right there.
anon it says i cannot message you back because i havent verified my discord account
>>82394598i dont believe you for a single second you coward. i should have known better
>>82394607why wont oyu believe me
>>82394579That actually surprised me a lot more, but it means your musk is quite potent which is even better.
>>82394615You're just like all the other guys. I should have known better.
>>82394616Some people would call that stinky. Most of those people were girls in my middle school and high school before I learned about deodorant.
>>82394629i cant fucking message ive veririfed it 3 times
What a tragic tale.Whether the anon had good intentions or bad ones, we will not know.but it's possible a qt gayNEET missed out on his one chance to get a bf.
i cant even seen your messagei wanna die
>>82394647he did, would have boyfriended him on the spot
>account verified >...>verification requiredwhat the fuck is this garbage??
well since that anon dropped the fucking ball and cant even use discord any one else want to be my boy friend :)
>you're not chad who knows how to use discord so i don't want you i'm the only incel here you are all chadsexuals who want chad who knows how to use discord fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>82394692ohhh nooo guess youre gonna have to stab me 100 times with a chefs knife
i was able to send one message and then it broke again? i am in hell
>>82394669I can be your boyfriend. What's your discord
>anon my anon get it together
>>82393335hahaha fucking based. its so long overdue, too.
after i verify it only works for like 5 seconds then it says i have to verify even though i just didi'm in hell, that's the only explanation
>>82394794this happens if you have zero love in your heart btw, its an automatic safety feature
>>82394794Try again tomorrow, sometimes these things just bar entry for no particular reason.
>>82394805ok so i should murder and kill and kidnap >>82394807i guarantee it won't be any different i am in hell this world isn't real i should kill people i should murder i need to kill
>>82394794how about restart your client and fuck off to your new home
>>82394820>i should kill peopleHonestly yeah, you should I want to see chaos and you definitely live far enough from myself to not be affected.
>i am not chad so i cant be allowed to use discordi. should. just. fucking. kill. people.
im gonnakill myself i literally cant do anything
what the fuck does rate limited even meanwhy wont discord accept my phone numberwhat the fuck?? >the phone number cannot be associated with this accountwhat the fuckk????
>>82394928probably because discord has detected youre rotten and over all no good
i am in hellthere is no way any of this is reali have always been in helli should just start killing peoplethere is no way i am not in hell
Killer anon is so chuuni it's almost cute
>>82394993you are literally not real none of this is real i don't knowi wanna kill people i wanna die
>>82394995Bf material for single anons
>he thinks making more accounts will fix it
it broke againwhat the fuck is the point
>enters phone number>we can't accept your phone numberi wanna die i wanna fucking kill myself
>>82395045turtle wow is basically like discord except its also a video game. you can chat and do emotes and stuff.
i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i never did anything i don't get it >>82395057
quit yer whinin ya fuckin brat
im just going to have to kill myself since anon wont kill me4hdwt
>>82395070fuck my lifefuck my lifefuck my lifefuck my lifefuck my lifei wanna diei should kill myselfi should diei should die i should kill myself i should die i should kill myself i i should die i should kill myself i should die
god wants me to kill
i just can't do anything
so you needed discord to play turtle wow? Good thing I just never bothered. PLus I don't want to spend time on something that will get deleted now that blizz and c&d'd them.
i just can't have a discord account it tells me i have to verify and it won't let me verify what i should just die i should just die i should just die
>>82394444>i should kill as many people as i possibly canslut. i only believe in loving monogamous murder-suicide. i won't let a whore going around killing every boy he can kill me and just to move on, kill again, just like that!
>>82395169what the fuck are you talking about? i was making a joke. players dont seem worried at all in game. i think youre looking for yet another excuse to keep doing nothing actually :/
I'll only be content with getting killed if the killer thought I was his hottest victim, otherwise he can fuck off.
>>82390129I'll miss summer, I usually hate it but this year I managed to go to the beach more and went along with my folks in a nice sea place. I want to swim again, in the sea
>>82390580I abandoned a bunch of boards some time ago. They didn't restrain themselves to just calling me a fag tho, this anon >>82390713 is right that this place helps you thicken your skin a little, but only up to a certain point.They want you dead, all of us dead, and if it was legal, they'd kill us no problem, always remember that. No reason to stay in a place that doesn't make you feel, idk, safe, I mean it's not like channers have to coddle you, but your whole existence getting hate becomes exhausting eventually>>82390646intelligent doesn't mean they can't be pieces of shit, quite the contrary. Them speaking a certain way with big words doesn't always they're smart tho>ultra woke mass migration predditorsbetter than the homophobes, but I get where you're coming from. However I hop you don't genuinely support right wing, that'd be masochism
>>82392002>musters up the courage to open up to you.4channers moids are subhuman, more news at 11Nobody here is truly your friend anon, "community" doesn't really exist here. People come here because most of them are sociopaths incapable of being part of a healthy group of people. There are a bunch of nice people you can bond with, but they're in the minority, just like in the real world
I miss my bf, sometimes I copy his speech patterns when talking to people online.
>he has a bfwhat are you doing here?
>>82396469FORMERLY I was a bf haver
un-virgins begone, impure souls
>>82396554job havers as well
>tfw no bf who'd send me unsolicited feet pics
>>82396591but I like having money, it lets me eat beef and go on vacation
>>82396693NEETbucks
>>82396365>However I hop you don't genuinely support right wing, that'd be masochismI am generally anti-mass-migration, and that's cause of exclusion from all leftoid gay circles.I also like the free speech aspect of this site, so everyone can truly say what's on their mind. And yeah you're right that there's a difference between developing a thick skin and just not wanting to be around people who genuinely want your death. That was my point from the beginning.I thought i could be like "hey bro we bond and make agreeable comments about this ukrainian subject, I'm gay btw so hehe maybe don't believe that gays are all leftoid nail polish commies", but nah they rather exclude me and want me dead continually.
>>82393938Haha thanks bro, you really got me for a sec. Hope you have a wonderful day too.
>>82396752>I am generally anti-mass-migration, and that's cause of exclusion from all leftoid gay circlesI'm no pro migration either, but >are all leftoid nail polish commiesnot even a commie, but what's wrong with this?Commie =/= mass migration>but the leftoids nowdays are like thatnot everyone. Left wing isn't about immigrants, it's about community and giving everyone of your country the means to survive and live with dignity, making progress and respect others, free from this capitalistic technocracy>free speechas you could see, it's got its pros and its cons. People need some kind of restraint anon. I hope you'll figure out that as much as some leftists can be insufferable, which we can agree o , right wingers have your worst interests in mind, as a gay guy and as a person
>tfw no bf to wake up next to, kiss on his lips and then somewhere else hehe
>kiss boyfriend butt and then he farts on me XP
Saddam Hussein....
you post on 4chan because you're a chud i post on 4chan because i am inherently unlikeablewe are not the same
The warrior (2025) had to be one of the best and most unique games I played lately. Going in I didn't expect much but it was so good I had to beat it in one sitting. Ending was kinda predictable and gay but by that point I had so much fun I didn't care.
>>82397018Are you gonna play silksong steely
>>82396821>Commie =/= mass migrationJust my general experience with all the american hobby commies. >People need some kind of restraint anon. I hope you'll figure out that as much as some leftists can be insufferable, which we can agree o , right wingers have your worst interests in mind, as a gay guy and as a personLeft wingers are dumb enough to let in muzzrats who will form ghettos and special courts a la uk and next the uk govt will tell you that it's le heckin racist not letting muzrats stone gays to death.I also don't believe in free speech restrictions at all. The way to educate confused people is not by censoring them. That's like putting makeup on a tumor instead of surgically removing it. This wasn't the point of my post and i do the give a shit about politics at all, but the people who are obsessed with it find reasons to bully me whether nazis on 4chin or commies on preddit
>tf when no boyfriend that just wants to grill
>>82397403What are you grilling with your fbf?
>>82397124NTA, I am very pro migration, but I also want all Muslims kicked out of the country.
>>82397408Pork sausages and caramelized pineapple!
>>82397408also trying some good mushroom steak for a veggie optionwhat about you?
>people bother me with stuff and saying yes would be retarded of me but saying no makes me feel badREEEEEE leave me alone.
>>82396900I just sold something to a guy that looks like that
>>82397120No I didn't like hollow knight that much. Going to play Diablo 4 with a friend right now finally. I waited for this more than some people waited for the silksong probably so I know how you feel. Have fun
meanie, show yourself>>>82393061>>>82393061
Blacks are the superior race yay
>>82397644why? (uwuwu for not being muted)
>>82397124>special courts a la uk and next the uk govt will tell you that it's le heckin racist not letting muzrats stone gays to death.valid concern tbf>I also don't believe in free speech restrictions at all. The way to educate confused people is not by censoring themreality is going to hit you very very fucking hard buddy. Some people love to cause harm to others and don't want to either be restrained or "taught" not to, those people you called "friends" who insulted you on /k/: they enjoyed it, they know you would have felt bad and that's exactly why they did it, it's something they love to do, it makes them feel good.You'll ignore me now, eventually, you'll realize all of this better with life
there is no escaping this hell
>>82397845straights hell? Real
I have never had an interaction that I felt was positive and benefitted me with a stranger. It has always been negative.
>anon discovering niggers are le bad
>>82397916not even here? on r9gay?
Im back anons. Did you miss me?
>>82397943I mean in person
>>82397950tell us anon, did something happen?>>82397949are you murder anon?
>>82397964There's nothing specific to tell. I've just never had an interaction with a stranger that was positive, other than a paid service like getting a haircut. It's always been negative. Either I've been cringe, or they shun me, or they're rude, or they're cruel, or they just stare at me like I'm a freak.
It seems like college classes now are 90% self study, and the lecture is just for attendance and participation. Is it like that at your school too? They don't teach anything at lecture, the actual material is all online and in the textbook. So the class time is basically just for the instructor to take attendance, vibe with students and answer questions from your self study outside of class. It's so different than when I was in school before.Are high schools like this now too? The teacher doesn't do anything, they're just there to fill a chair and make sure you're in a chair too? I don't really understand what the point of paying for a class is if I have to teach myself everything anyway.
>>82397964No, i am not a violent individual. I do however think gay boys are cute
>>82397984>other than a paid servicemuch of my positive interactions were about that as well. I find that generally people have become a lot more mean and cynical. Are you shy? Awkard?
>>82397800No i know what you mean and agree completely. There are some people who genuinely like hurting others. However once upon a time in middle school, everyone was making fun of this big assed girl and i joined in too. However we had sex education class and the lady said some girls go home and cry and some even commit suicide. I never thought of that at all, and after that i stopped making fun of anyone especially with traits they've been born with.But i still am strongly pro-free speech, without almost any restrictions, something we europeans don't have.
>>82398034>I do however think gay boys are cutethat's very violent actually, anon
I think autistic gay boys are cute
Going to give some prompts of things id like to see anons write about. Your consciousness is sent back to an age of your choosing so long as its 8 years or more and melds with the current one. Your "wisdom" and your memories are brought along but much of what you can remember will be foggy. You cannot bring any memories along the lines of what investments would be good or anything like that. You will forget experiences as well so you dont go and not having any new media for a while, yes that means playing Minecraft again will feel like the first time. When do you go back and what do you do?
>>82397543Yay thankies
>>82398071We disagree. Unfortunately, you have to enact serious consequences for the many sociopathic pos around so they cannot hurt others, you changing your ways is one in a milion event. I'm not talking Starmer level restrictions of course. Again, the more you'll see, the more you'll get this, you sound young, you're likely in your early 20s>without almost any restrictions, something we europeans don't have.UK aside, what's the problem in Europe? What is something that I cannot say here than an american can?
>>82398111sounds a little glowie to me anon
is it significantly harder to get away with murder now compared to like the 80s
like there are just so many cameras everywhere
who do you wanna kill?
there has never been a gay shooter killing homophobes thinking about it. Most of the killers were straights and chuds, even the trans ones were chuds, yet they have the nerve to call us deranged
>>82398142Dont invoke terrys insult at me. But i also dont see how any of that would glow to you.
>>82398128>What is something that I cannot say here than an american can?Israel controls many politiciansMigration should stopMuslims are incompatible with our civilizationWe need to deport most muslims and jeetsThe difference between the uk and most european cunts regarding free speech is much less than compared to the usa.I am in my mid 30s. Idk why you think i would want to censor what others say just because I'm older. If anything, i believe in more freedoms as i age, not less. Obviously criminals, violent people and those who conspire to commit violence against groups should be prosecuted. That's different than allowing people to have opposing opinions.
>>82398231what's a terry?
>>82398220Damn thats actually crazy to think about. There have been a bunch of trans mass shooters now but gas mass shooters are rare and politically motivated ones are non existent
>>82398239I swear to christ you newfags need to lurkmoar
Glow in the dark cia niggers everywhere
>>82398241right?I would never do that because I would not be able to sleep if I ever hurted a person myself, but I wish there was some homophobe scum killing diseaseWould be kino and I would not feel guilty
>>82398220That's a very good point. Gays also don't start wars. You need to advertise thia fact so heteroids know
>>82398238people say those things all the time amd nothing happens to them, politicians even. The Israel things is the only one getting people in trouble, but may I remind you of what Trump is doing with college students and green cards? Or the fact he's arresting people on airports? USA is an illusion>Idk why you think i would want to censor what others say just because I'm older. If anything, i believe in more freedoms as i age, not lessbecause I used to believe what you said when I was younger, sort of, then I interacted with people more and realized the mean gays and the hysterical lefties had a point>That's different than allowing people to have opposing opinionsif your opinion is that I don't deserve to exist or U deserve to have a miserable existence just for who I am, I'll make it so you won't be allowed to have that opinion anymore through law
>>82398262heteroids don't care, they love wars. This whole website is a battlefield
>>82398262until a bottom goes bpd and has a hissy fit. Same argument women use that 'if women ruled the world there's be no war' when women are the pettiest, most spiteful cunts in existence.
might makes right always
>>82398293why are you wasting your hate on a gender you won't have to interact with? Women aren't our main villains, unless you're a straighott intruder
Gays don't start wars, people in positions of power do. It has nothing to do with being gay or not.
>tf no bf to play war with
>>82398111lel, imagining these scenarios so many times. I retain all my memories tho
>>82398278>Trump is doing with college students and green cards? Or the fact he's arresting people on airports?And he should be hanged for treason, the usa needs to uphold its laws but the israel infiltrated govt never will>the mean gays and the hysterical lefties had a point Which is what, exactly? Take away peoples freedoms and hope it won't blow up in your face?>I'll make it so you won't be allowed to have that opinion anymore through lawAnd this is how fascism is born, genius
>>82398304I'm still a robot and that comes with an innate hatred for women.
>>82398305no. We are superior to straights, we're more emotionally intelligent and we don't need to prove the world we're manly with wars or naked pics on horses. We would likely go for cold (shoulder) wars tho
>>82398338shirtless pics on grindr would beg to differ.
cia had to nerf gays by inventing hiv
>>82398357>nerf whoresftfy
>>82398335>And this is how fascism is born, geniusfascism is a very specific form of authoritarianism, a right wing one with right wing values, and currently the world is heading towards it. However, I am not against authoritarianism as a whole when needed, yes.I'll say that again, now you disagree with me, eventually, you'll see what people being free to say and do whatever will do to the common good and to us, it's already happening
>>82398352the shirtless pics are to show they're dommy sluts, but to serve, not to fight
>>82398384>the world is heading towards itBecause hysterical narcissists infiltrated our groups, and behaved in an antisocial way until everyone has had enough. When you treat human rights, specifically gay rights as a fashion choice, expect it to eventually go out of fashion
you guys, we're genuinely amazing. Once the pendulum swings back our direction, we got to show the world who we are>I just want bfthe more we are, the better! He'll give you the strenght
>>82398336women mostly supported us, I could never hate them as a whole. They're the only kind of heteroids fighting prejudices along with us
homofash
imagine a gay dictatorship: what happens?
imagine successfully hanging and dying
>>82398461All women dead, all straights dead, all trannies dead, all kikes dead, all browns dead, all whores dead
>>82398472that's a r9gay dictatorship tho
>>82398480r9g is the vanguard party of the gay revolution
aren't israelis the one protecting gays from being stoned by browns? Aren't they the ones who made everything too gay back then?
>>82398488They're the ones importing the shitskins who fling gays off roofs into our countries
trans and women can stay, sweet straights and browns too. I want a fujo great councilwoman
I have severe muscle growth fetish. Need magical boyfriend with skinny to buff switch
Gay gay gay gay gay manifestation occuring tonight be prepared it will arriva amen. yippee
>>82398503you're gonna be killed too
>>82398437>Once the pendulum swings back our directionI don't think we're halfway through towards the fascist maximum. It may take decades to start swinging back towards gay celebration, it depends on so many things. I hope I'm right. However things like gay marroage and adoption can't be taken back, if there's debate about it we need tu burn the cities down. Remember, peaceful protests never ever work.
>>82398111CheckedProbably would go back to 10 years old. Would probably just be more social and try harder in sports. Hang around the people who ended up being real friends not getting to know those that werent. I stopped doing team sports when my parents got too busy to drive me and i never wanted to be a bother so i dropped out. Could have gone to state. Biggest changes would probably be actually going to college for something I like so i finish it and having a more fun in high school
Homosexuality could really be a right wing thing if it wasn't for one line in the old testament.
>>82398569does a uglycute buff gay kill me?
>>82398589*hope I'm wrong
>>82398606homo blackshirt firing squad
jumping off a bridge must be a horrible way to die
>>82398111I rather die than live my shitty life again.
>>82398635Was there any spot you could improve?
>>82398639Probably murdering my dad who slapped me a lot and induced emotional terror into me all throughout growing up since i was a baby. There's no fixing that by 8 years old.
>>82398649straights say this is what a healthy dad does, and also what makes you gay. So gay = "healthy"?
>>82398649Start working out at 3 and beat him up by 6.
>>82398589>decadesa decade only, it's a 10 year thing, but next time we have to make sure the pendulum never swings back>However things like gay marroage and adoption can't be taken back, if there's debate about itthere is, already in court>we need tu burn the cities down. Remember, peaceful protests never ever workdon't say that here anon
would you pee in your fbf's face
>>82398730>a decade only, it's a 10 year thing, but next time we have to make sure the pendulum never swings backThat kind of mentality is what makes the swinging back and forth so violent. People got tired of the pride shit and trans and then the pendulum swung back hard.
>>82398649shitty dad uh? I know the feel, he's the reason why I can't form relationships easily with men
>>82398742we have to be more subtle about it then. Future is in progress and gayness
>>82398111Around 14 probably? I'd like to live my gay puppy love and find my place sooner. Lose a lot less time with straights
>>82398711I think they say being stern with your kid as a dad. Theres a right way and a wrong way to teach them a lesson, and many cases there was no lesson.
>>82398755huecoded
>>82398755Sorry anon that has already passed. They are on the lookout for it now. Youll have to find a new battle to fight
How many people with daddy issues have a daddy fetish here?
>>82398774Even early adult is still pretty innocent, especially for most guys here
>>82398600as if hardcore far right even are christiansonly in agartha can you be topped by a blueyed blondehaired chuddy
>>82398809agreed, but imagine discovering love, and your bodies so young and innocent. Early adults are mostly formed and grown, while when you're a teen you all come in different sizes, quirks, you have less responsabilities and don't know what the hell you are doing psychologically wise because you're too young to biologically. It's magic. And then you met in the school halls instead of work or college
it's the straights. They're killing these threads
or the brazilians
worst day in a while all youve talked about is politics and women. someone come and strangle me and call me a dirty fag so i can cum instead or something please.
>>82398897as if these threads were ever good you stupid gooner retard.
i need to kill soon
>>82398913I'll call you a pretty fag, fag!
>>82398913poli**cs is important, fag. Be a proactive citizen, you might find your bf that way
>>82398950it doesnt work anon, it is not an accurate statement>>82398977probably some truth in it, but if i wanted politics i definitely wouldnt got to r9k and especially not this thread. also need a political bf to brainwash me into supporting whatever ideology he cares for.
>>82398999Do not listen to anon. People obsessed with politics are never happy
>>82399002>>82398999 do listen to me tho, I was a total idiot when I was politically illiterate and never could understand what was wrong or how the world worked, so I only blamed myself. Don't be obsessed with it, but definitely try to understand more about it so you know your surroundings better>but if i wanted politics i definitely wouldnt got to r9k and especially not this threadpoltards are homophobic trash, this is the only place we can talk about it without getting slurs. I'll tone it down now
>>82399035>and never could understand what was wrong or how the world worked, so I only blamed myself.so now what you're blaming "other side" instead of realizing the game was rigged from the start and all this pointless shit is just to keep you distracted from eating the rich?
>>82399035i am not stupid enough to use pol dont worry anon. still dont know whose right but as long as i dont get obsessed it seems id be fine.
i will never drink another drop of alcohol again
glass dildo
>>82393204>tfw no boy to feel this way about me
octopus activities
>>82398837Dont make me think about that. I didnt exactly miss out but still makes me sad
>>82393346Whip/snake sword. Always thought they were awesome as a kid.
>>82399035Literally just checking global news once a week is more than enough. Watching local news is more important
>>82394302I'm willing to suffer to move forward. I get the feeling from most people around me that they really aren't.
>>82394302nothing. i'm ugly and broke with a pencil dick. i guess i'm not fat and have all my hair but that's a low bar and doesn't matter when everything else about you is unattractive.
>>82397996yeah pretty much, once in a blue moon you'll get a teacher who actually teaches, don't know about hs tho.
>>82394302>Physical Not really much, im pretty average all around but nothing is really that bad either. I think my face has looked better with age through >MentalIm pretty optimistic of a person and i think deep down i want to help people.
>>82398803I have some father issues but no daddy incest fetish just a brother incest fetish (I have no brother.)
>>82399262Fucking same man. Twins are my preference
Maybe I should unpack my plushies. It's been one month since I moved and I still have them in a box, because of the bottomless guilt that I have. Neither can I think of a good place to put them...
>>82399292Was it a lateral move or did you get a house anon?
>>82399299I don't know what a lateral move is but I moved apartments due to financial reasons.
>>82399305How much is rent near you? I was paying nearly 1400 monthly for my place but that was basically a condo
>>82399224didnt mention height so i assume youre 6'4 or 5'2
>>823993201k, not much is included though so it's a few hundred a top of that in utilities (is that how you call it?) I am also not american so it's cheaper.
>>82398837what makes you think you'll have any more luck finding other gay guys at school the second time around? by lgbt club was all women (most bi/pan who suspiciously only dated men) and trans there were 3 other guys that i knew of and nothing came of hanging with any of them, if there were some hidden that i didn't know of they would probably have stayed hidden.
I think I'll have another skillet dinner tonight, take your bets on if I lose a skillet due to laziness. Last time I was good about getting it cleaned and did it right away.
>>82399053>still dont know whose rightmore like both are clearly wrong, lesser evil voting will always be evil voting especially when every cycle they are activily trying to one up eachother with worse and worse candidates.
>>82399327i'm 5'10". so king of the manlets.
this nigga went to lgbt club
>>82399046>eating the rich?my side is the one that wants to do that tho>>82399192activism is what gave us some rights, anon
i'm in my early thirties and the only openly gay people at my HS were two flaming queens who hung out with girls. i fucking hated them. embarrassing prancing faggots i wanted to stomp their heads in.
>>82399415What rights do we need now? No they arent actually taking gay marriage away just because one person asked the court to review it
>>82399415both sides protect rich people. there is no popular political party that isn't primarily for the rich.
>>82390081Hows a nigga posta get some nuts slappin on my ass
>>82399425who's talking about political parties?!
>>82399425Everyone cant fucking have the same exact anount of money or else wed have to print more you absolute idiot
>>82399489>Everyone cant fucking have the same exact anount of money the middle class is literally being eradicated in the west.
>tfw no muslim bf
>>82399393 5"10 is not manlet tier anon. 5"6 is the heighest a manlet can go.
>>82399509it's king of the manlets. not tall enough to be considered tall at least.
physical therapist was nice and very gay but wore a ring. i hope to be back in action soon
>>82399514i must be falling for bait right now, 5"10 is objectively tall.
>>82399526>5"10 is objectively tall.it's average. an average dick isn't big, a guy with average looks isn't hot. average height isn't tall or desirable. it is what it is. you blend in everywhere though which is nice i guess.
>>82399546i almost fell for this have a good day anon
>>82399564it's not bait. i've never once been called tall or felt tall.
i am a murderer rapist
i kill i rape i snort meth
>turning 23 this yearWhat a weird age
>>82399582Lost me at the meth part buddy. Drugs are for cringers.
>>82399588wow still youthful and in your prime years. yeah totally like weird and stuff for real.
>>82399526Anything under 6' is short. Not that most people could fucking tell.
>>82399606people can absolutely tell when a person is 6ft+ compared to average height.
>>82399588Fixed this image for you anon
i like killing
people think average is enough nowadays when everyone is looking for exceptional. the average guy is the safe boring bet nobody actually wants.
i am living poop
i am poo
>>82399618that's actually pretty cool good job nonny!>tfw no photo manipulator bf
>>82399634nobody saying shiet like this actually goes outsidethe couples you see in real life are really normal lookingi saw two scruffy short chubby coupled up guys shopping for cat supplies and home goods at the walmart just yesterday. i mean, one had his hair and beard dyed all bright pink, and i guess thats exceptional in a manner of speaking, but you could do that if you wanted.you're mixing up "exceptional" with "noticeable" -- you can be noticeable for a lot of things that aren't strictly "good" or "above average," just different...but if you're not noticeable for anything at all, people literally will just not notice you, like youre camouflaged into the concrete.
>>82399762>but if you're not noticeable for anything at all, people literally will just not notice you, like youre camouflaged into the concrete.or you're just ugly like me. never once in my entire life caught anyone else looking at me male or female. it truly is like i am invisible.
i would kill in mc to be average. being tall is akward as heck bumping your head all the time and struggling to find clothes that fit right and doesn't help socially if you don't have the charisma/personality to go with it but then i want a tall bf so i don't feel so freakish even tho that continues the cycle so i guess i'm no better than the chad only bottom you already think i am :(
>>82399810le ebin humblebrag post #4939299494
>>82399790ironically if you were actually ugly as you think people would look at you and notice you. think of the burn victims trannies or looks cripples get. if you are being truly invisible you probably arent that ugly really.>>82399810i mean this is much more valid, but id argue being comically tall beats comicaly short still. having to wear kids clothes is annoying as fuck.
>>82399829>if you are being truly invisible you probably arent that ugly really.if you're so incredibly average and unremarkable that people literally do not notice your existence your entire life no matter how fit you get how is that better than being ugly really? if anything it sounds like the ugly guy has an advantage since at least people know he exists.
>>82399790well if you dye your hair and beard hot pink like the guy i saw, you definitely won't be invisible. he had a bf so why not try it?
>>82399842now that is much too complicated and personal question for me to give any decent answer too. however it still means you probably are not ugly anon you might be a very nice average looking fellow.
>>82399845i don't want to look like a fag.
>>82399814i have had no real friends my entire life nonny and being noticed does not feel good when it's akward staring as you stumble around trying to function in world that literally is not built for you
>>82399842luckily humans have these things called clothes that can make them stand out even if they are "average" when naked
>>82399849this just loops back around to my point that people do not want average.>>82399851imagine being desirable and having people notice you. couldn't be me.>>82399852male fashion is all the same unless you want to look like a bottom hungry for dick.
>>82399863but you are a bottom hungry for dick because we all are! unless you're a top in which case why aren't you giving it to me?
>>82399883my dick isn't big enough and i'm too ugly to be a top. too masculine and old to be a botton.
>>82390310>>82390554absolute kino and homopilled
>>82399930you're perfect for being a side anon <3
>>82399957if anything it seems like this general is twinks lusting after twinks and i was never a twink.
>>82399965i have never been a twink either but i don't believe in twink death when i get into shape i'll still be 500X better looking than i ever have in my entire life so i'm not going to be depressed about how i theoretically could have looked better if i had gotten off the sertraline (or not been on it in the first place) in time to be in shape 5 years ago when i had my "youth" i'm mostly attracted to dad bods anyway my only requirement is having hair and being fit enough to go on adventures with me
bottoms want other twink bottoms or chadwomen want chad onlyit's over for ugly porn addicted bicels...
Woke up today and I'm feeling muslim as fuck
>>82400007>i have never been a twink eitherme and you are outliers here then.
>>82400016is that by any chance because the mooslum that culturally enriched you last night is still in your ass or his cum is?
>>82399829I want a bf who wears kid clothes and calls me dad
>>82400043that strat is a slow build and sometimes other players get really mad at you for attempting it
>>82400043Anon, could you not
>be me>29>trudging through life>in a new town for a new job and barely knows anyone>tell doctor I'm sad and he prescribes SSRI>2 months in>feel the urge to just talk to people at random>notice a lot of people are going to the gym carrying weird sticks>"hey mates what's that stick you're carrying">"it's grass hockey! you know what grass hockey is?">start talking>suddenly an evil voice tells me they're probably college freshmen and I'm an evil dinosaur who doesn't deserve to talk to them>awkwardly shuffles away as they wish me a good session in the gym without getting the opportunity to know them more and maybe ask them how to join their team/what's the sports aboutHow do you fix the evil voice anons
>>82400118You realize the evil voice is a loser who only wants the worst from you
>>82400128truth nukeI wonder if I will recognise them if I bump across them again or if I can just ask other grass hockey players about what's the sports about.
>planned to go buy some beer while everyone was gone>parents came home early and I know they judge me every time I buy alcohol
>>82400072kid's clothes are based tho i was thinking about custom making one of those "ask me about my dinosaur" shirts in my size but i'd only wear it around the house because only fbf gets to see my dinosaur so i don't want anyone else asking! this is the only pic i have that is somewhat related and reminds me of the dino costume i had as a kid that i wore everyday until i couldn't zip it up anymore, i miss it, it was cozy :p
>>82400149Let me into your head. I will be the voice of reason.
>>82400179I get most people here would much prefer to forever be kids
>>8240011829 is not too old to talk to college boys anon! you could still be in college if you went for an advanced degree 29 is probably when i'll graduate (tho only with a bachelor's i'm just slow)
>>82400213i actually graduated last year but I work at their university lolnot student facing role tho
>>82400209being whimsical and enjoying life is fun and i'm tired of pretending it's not! if i get accused of trying to forever be a kid by no fun loserheads i'm fine with that
bodybuilder bf
>>82400319body maker bf
>>82400277ok that's fair then, do you think you'd ever be in a student facing roll or even be a teacherboy!? i can understand trying to get used to being separate from them then if you think you might be in a situation where it's an ethical concern in the future, dating a teacher has slways been a fantasy of mine but i wouldn't do it until after he was no longer my teacher because not only would i not to put him in a tough situation i'd also want to be sure my grades were my own and there'd be doubt in my mind if i was being graded by someone i was seeing but i know not everyone thinks of things that way and some guys might not wait before trying to make moves on a hot teacher so you have to do what's best for your career in that circumstance
>>82400345I want to be this, I want a bodybuilder bf I can personally grow by providing him with all the home cooked meals and passionate buttsex one needs to succeed.
>>82400309There is a difference. You can stay whimsical so long as you accept normal responsibilities of life and be a better human for it. If you shun responsibility then you are a forever kid in all the bad ways though
although i guess i could just wear a sleeveless shirt under the dinosaur shirt, it's just my tummy strangers don't get to see
>>82400360i /might/ although i would only teach a very small subset of students and there's little chance I would get them.i have decided :tm: that if I see them again I'll say hi and see how things are going forward. It's an incredibly small city
Anxious about life wanna hide under the bed hoping responsibilities of adult life won't find me. I don't know what I'm doing and it's so scary I wanna cry.
>>82400042I never fucked a muslim and never will wtf
Tempted to rent out my basement (finished) for some extra spending money. Just out of curiosity, how much would (you) spend for the equivalent of a 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment basement?
>>82394302From the pov of someone else probably being a people pleaser and easy going I guess. I don't get into many confrontations.
These bogus police can't touch meThese fucking niggers can't touch meApply the pressure with the VVSI drive the foreign like it was a ChevyDrive the foreign like it was a ChevyLift it up and go in and offset itFuck a cougar like she Halle BerryFuture Hendrix, Dirty Sprite, legendary
>>82395045hedgehog minecraft is just like 4chan except you go really fast. You can talk to gay anons there but they're not anons because they have names so I guess you can't talk to gay anons there after all.
>>82395601Based and cute murderpost>>82395772Almost like that's his whole existence but fuck you you're not human and don't believe in people >>82396321>I want to swim again, in the seaHope you do buddy
>tfw no irl r9gay plutonic friend group
I'm in my 30s and back at college again. Everyone is really nice and easy to talk to compared to the people I'm used to being around. I never really considered dating a college boy until I was around them. I'm still not really considering it seriously. But, I think I would do it if the opportunity fell into my lap. If someone introduced themselves to me first for example.
>>82397537#relatable #real #eatable
>>82400885it'd be fun yeah. Gays don't often form big friend groups like straights, why is that? It's because they find each other too unattractive eventually?
>>82400948Less gays overall by a lot, and even less that would make an irl friend group. Also at least a pair would fuck and the group would get awkward or turn into an orgy
>>82397943>>82397950I mean in prison
>>82398244To be fair who brings him up in this day and age anyway? Not many anons do from what I can tell, so how can he learn?
what do you think he's thinking about
>>82401038Most anons here were probably too young to watch him before his death.
>>82401085"How do i kill and eat this gay boy thats stairing at me"
>>82401105But everyone knows the memes...
>>82401138Memes are fully integrated into the mainstream now. You don't have to know anything to do memes. It's not like the old days when people would print them out and bring them to school to show their classmates their funny me me pictures.
>>82398111i go back to 17(after highschool graduation) and do nothing different
>>82393615Why would you want to kidnap him and make him feel horrible? There are better ways to achieve what you want. Or not, but you shouldn't just do bad things like this for your own pleasure when it hurts other so much.
>>82398111Oh my fucking god no please no, can I refuse it?If I can't, I'll go back to the age I started primary school, and be WAY more violent with other people so I don't get bullied. As for my homelife, I'd simply damage my (parent)'s psyche by telling them that they're just like (grandparent) at every instance of abuse.Assuming every event I experienced is bound to happen if I pick the same choices, I'd probably stay away from certain people to not get hurt/not hurt them, and also try to actually get a highschool diploma this time.but I'd likely off myself because no way I'm putting up with no autonomy and school again.
tomorrow i'll be sent to the army
>>82401692Tomorrow i will molest someone who got sent to the army
too much coffee and now my eyes hurt
penis lol
dude penis
dude penis in my mouth :p
new dream >>82401901
penis not in my butthole because that's icky
penis not in my nosehole because it won't fit
>>82401085>"tf why no bf to make weebs with and eat flies together"
penis not in the cock cage because i've been a good boy! as far as fbf knows
>>82401984you aren't a good boy tho
