How do you cope with never having a threesome?
>>82394446I was offered a threesome and turned it down because I thought it was a shit test. It probably was.
>>82394446same way i cope w never having a foursome
>>82394446ima die a fucking loserXD
I'm married now, 30 years old, but in high school I sperged myself out of two threesome opertunities. I live in regret basically everyday because my wife is completely against having a three-way and it's basically all I can jerk off to. Really sucks. So I guess I don't cope, I just feel sad about it.
>>82394446Why would I want something like that, Anon? There is no coping when there is no desire to have such degenerate thing's in one's life.
>>82394446By building one Normal threesome is easy to have, but they're not my thing, in fact they're disgusting to me. The threesome that makes my cock rock hard is the one where both were virgins before me and both are my women
>>82394446I'm not the type of person to actually want something like that, which is why women probably don't like me.
>>82394593I don't care about threesomes at all but I also missed out on a couple in my time. My high school stacy ex tried to get her ugly best friend to join in one time and I really wouldnt have minded because I was drunk but the friend wasnt comfortable so I didn't go through with it. She did end up filming my ex give a wicked blowjob. When I first met my wife her roommate wanted to do a threesome but my wife (we were just talking at that time) didn't really want to and the roommate had a bf and I wasn't going to fuck some guys girl and cuck my future wife at the same time. I don't regret missing out on either. Her boyfriend ended up becoming a close friend too so I am really glad I didn't fuck up a future friend and my wife for a one night threesome
>>82394737It is one of those things that sounds nice, until you think about it for a minute.3 people doing the work of 2? one will inevitably idle from time to time, not to mention jealousy and competition soiling the fun.Doubt that its worth it at all, imo.
i dont know why but i really hate 3somes or any kind of group stuff
>>82394772my ex would have been really into it she was definitely a femcuck. I bet she would have been cool with just watching too. I just wish she had wanted to do it with any one of her other friends that was actually attractive and willing. My wife on the other hand is incredibly jealous and would definitely be insecure during a threesome. I don't blame her I would be just like her too if another dude was joining in
>>82394446It's a fun fantasy, but in reality is very awkward
>>82394855>My wife on the other hand is incredibly jealous and would definitely be insecure during a threesome. I don't blame her I would be just like her too if another dude was joining inIn the same boat. Love my wife and I believe it's the right choice to be with her as I know she'll be a good mother to the kids we'll have soon. All that said, we have a mutual friend I've mentioned to my wife that I want to fuck. I really hope she's let's me do it one day. I'll have faith.
>>82394868Good point. Maybe eventually she will change her mind but we'll see. We are both still 24 so we have a good 30 years to try it out one day.
>>82394941Yeah if you're 24 then she might change her mind one day. My wife is 29 and I'm in my early 30s and I believe.
>>82394446Had one. It was okay. I ended up fucking the guy several times afterwards without her knowing. Good times.
>>82394868Honestly, i dont see the point.Why would you do that to a person you love and care for?Temporary pleasure on one hand, long term stability of your family and relationship with your spouse on the other.
>>82395023Im pretty sure OP is talking about mff nor mmf kek you goofy faggot
>>82395023are you a grill? a threesome is the greatest thing a girl can give to a man. how do I make my wife like you??
>>82394446not being interested in the first place because I only have one dick
I mean this genuinely, any man who doesn't want a harem, or at least a threesome are gay or low test
>>82395204>low testcan confirm this one but putting up with multiple women sounds exhausting. one is bad enough.
>>82395212I'm not going to disagree with you. I lived with my gf and her sister moved in for 6 months. It was honestly pretty chill most of the time, but when they had their periods synched up it was a week of hell. She put her feet on my cock and walked in on us having sex once but never took it further, so I guess I don't get a shimaidon.
>>82394446I've had a few MMF threesomes, but I acknowledge that I may never get to be in an FFM.
>>82394446Dont wanna. Im fine with just 1 woman i can hug
>>82394446How do I fuck them>T. Twink Pooner
I've had something like 20 threesomes. One MMF and the rest FFM.I like it!
I can get thrown in jail at any point in life for a 3 way i had when i was 16
>>82394446>tfw lost v-card in a threesome>tfw both girls got pregnant from my first timeStraight fucked my life up from that
>>82395237>She put her feet on my cockUhhh how did that happen
>>82394446You know, I don't think most foids would like some other foid's wet juices slathered on a dick entering their own musky fuckhole
>>82394446I actually sort of did when I was in high school but I couldn't get my dick hard.
>>82396271do you still pay them? how does that work? do you have custody?
>>82394855>>82394868That's somewhat paradoxical to the whole reason you would commit to the marriage.
>>82396633I wager you sooner see more with the fetish of just watching their guy fuck someone else
>>82394446i have no interest in a threesome desu
>>82396694I begged them to let me support them and the kids rather than raping me for child support. In exchange though I'm a multi-job wageslave. Was going to go into STEM in college, before this happened. Now it's this forever I guess
>>82394446i don't, i've had several, i think i'm going to someone's house tomorrow for an FFM threesome but i'm nervous about it. i need mdma to enjoy it but i already rolled last week and don't want to burn myself out
>>82394446I had one once it was cool but I was nervous the whole time about fucking it up. A buddy of mine almost had one but he said the second the second girl took off her panties the smell was so bad he almost threw up. The problem is theeesomes aren't common enough that you can actually enjoy them.
>>82394446You can just pay for one if you want; it's overrated though. To be clear it was pegging, I mean nothing wrong with that, but your mileage may vary. It's like too much socially for me to be fucked by two girls at once.
>>82396762Just get certs and do IT help desk.
>>82396733Just like some women want to ride the CC and settle down with some nice betabux while cheating on him, some men want to secure a nice wife to come home to while cheating on her.Keep in mind these the men women choose to marry while men who wouldn't entertain the thoughts are alone. Don't ever forget that.
>>82394446I never even had sex so the thought of having a threesome never come to my mind
>>82396959you ain't gonna get hard on molly, bruv
>>82394446By not wanting to have one. I just want a girl that'll love me and I want to have loving sex with her, don't care about any other.
I had one in uni once, ffm, this girl I was friends with and fucking + her goth best friend. We were hanging out at hers with drinks and I go to take a piss, whilst I'm gone she asks her friend if she would be up for one and she was.
>>82394446I had a MMF threesome once and it was cringe. Doubt I'll ever get a FFM threesome because my gf is straight and doesn't want other women near me. I think regular one on one sex is fine for me.
>>82396081What the hell does this imply?
>>82398134Oh. Oh no..... He doesn't mean what I think he means does he??
I need a different flavor of cope. All of my threesomes have been MMM. I need an MFF for some fucking variety.
>>82398166keep your aids away from our women
>>82398166How about FFF?
>>82398174Keep your woman off my dick or deal with secondhand aids.
>>82398182ywnbaF
>>82398197I was asking you to schizophrenic moron
>>82397298>dude just corrupt yourself>it's ok, women are corrupt tooNo
>>82398325Asking me to what?
In college my FWB said she was bisexual so I asked her about a threesome but she never took me up on it. My cops is that she wanted us to get more serious and she wanted me for herself. My next gf said that she had done it in the past but didn't like it because she had jealousy issues. One of the many reasons I ended up breaking up with her. As it stands with my fiancee, a threesome is completely off the table, but I do have a fantasy where she invites one of her friends over to watch us having sex.
>>82394446I had a threesome once that was not all the way where I had two girls touching my cock and stuff and then fucked only one of them later. Does that count? Also I fucked 3 different women in 24 hours separately. Oh to be in my 20s again.
>>82395033It was a MMF lil dummy. Was more interested in him than I was her.>>82395177I'm all man
>>82396336We were watching a movie while my gf was at work and she put her feet up on the couch, then pressed them into my groin. She wrapped her toes around my cock as it got hard. like I said, she never pushed for more so I assume it was a mistake.
>>82398648What did the cops end up doing about it?
>>82394446i was never fooled by the elites into desiring to have a threesome
>gf wants a threesomeYou are dating a worthless whore.>gf doesn't want a threesome but goes along with itYou just ruined a potential true love.>shes not your gf just a liaisonYou are the worthless whore.There's no situation where a threesome improves your life but of course all men still want one for obvious reasons. I want one of the girls to be extremely abusive to the other one. I'd encourage her to treat the victim with inhuman cruelty. Then one day surprise bitch this time you're the bottom and we'll see how you like it.
>>82398951I can't believe I've done this
>>82398648>I do have a fantasy where she invites one of her friends over to watch us having sex.This is basically all I want, but my wife is very against talking about people we know during sex, which is upsetting because that's very erotic for me.
>>82394446>How do you cope with never having a threesome?it's surprisingly tolerableit would be like how if i asked>ohhhh how do you like being under constant surveillance anon? saw you cook that chicken
>>82394446i didn't have do PIV with both women because we moved on after I finished in one, but i've fooled around with two at the same time. desu it was not good. I've had better solo wank sessions in terms of how good it feltsome things are better as a fantasy. having two women yap at each other while you get a shitty bj or hand stuff was awful. i should have said, shut the fuck up and focus on what you're doing, but we were young and bad at sex.Fucking a woman while she doesn't really try, and laughs at some dumb shit her friend says is also not great. all in all it was way worse than regular weeknight sex with your loving partner (ideally spouse)
>>82394446I don't have to because I did had threesome. MFM, not FMF, but still. Not sure if I'd be able to satisfy 2 girls even with my short refractory period. I cope with not having wife and family in my 30s instead.
i decided to go to a massage parlour and get a duo in order to try to move past it and all that did was prove girls in massage parlours can still be immature jerks!in reality, it wasn't that much more fun, kinda weird if i am being honest
>>82400094damn brats need rape correction!
>>82400217This turned me on uh oh
>>82394446I can't even fuck long enough to satisfy one woman. Expecting me to satisfy two women is just mean.
>>82394446there is a midget duo on my local escort pageim thinking of hiring them just for the nocelty of it
>>82394446>incel board>every dude in the thread has had a 3 waykeep larping homos
>>82400287you can go out and buy a threesome for about 250 bucks
