Nottingham train station edition
Mum's giving me 10 Xbox gift card and mcdonalds today for good behaviour lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4clqaPWwY
>>82405687you sure you're old enough to be here
>>82405701I am in my thirties and can't really into adult life sadly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8H-MXjRB2Y
>>82405710twink death coming for us all
>>82405704well wallowing in gift cards and maccies might explain it
>>82405710He so dreamy xx
I can proudly say I have never been to Nottingham
>On May 16, the Manchester Magistrates' Court ordered Brown to remain in custody until at least June 13, 2025, when his case will be heard before the Southwark Crown court in London.I see the rap-ist is back to business. Bit fucked isn't it girls go support some rapist/woman beater? Really shows you how attractiveness and "talent" overpowers morals when it comes to the female mind.
I can proudly say I have never been to York
>>82405725Missing out you are
Ruthmong has never been abroad
>>82405738>Ruthmong has never been abroadfascinating
Switching to my browser with filter. Looks like it's going to be that kind of thread for the foreseeable.
>>82405738yeah it's impossible without a passport countersigned. One of the things that made me give up on life.
>>82405757I'll countersign it, we're technically mates aren't we?
>>82405765No we're not. Knowing someone online isn't accepted.
I've countersigned two passports in my time, first time it was acceptable, second time it wasn't. I think I was assumed more trustworthy the first time around because I worked at an educational establishment, even if it was a low level temp contract.
>>82405755Never open /britfeel/ without my filtered browser lad, you can't trust babby men to be anything other than babby men.
>>82405755>Looks like it's going to be that kind of thread for the foreseeableIt's always that kind of thread, every day.
I remember the first time I heard /britfeel/ radio, with moni ebin shout sic crackiw chan fan, it was really good hearing our posters talk, a great bunch and time.Then you hear things over the years, and see screenshots, and realise, deceptive little rats.
Williams is a nasty lass for deleting those videos of her.
who's william?
>>82405726Yeah because he's attractive and famous mate. So what? He deserves it. What do you think they should date you instead? Rofl if you slept with a girl even if she somehow consented it would still be rape. It would be a rape to force a woman into the same room as you. Low tier males are so cringe bro are you going to sweep her off her feet in Paris are you a hopeless romantic bro? LMAO
>>82405886The gobby cow from Newcastle.
>>82405844>>82405886>>82405906Is this a new YouTube dolly?
You sad wankers need a break away thread /sissyfeel/ where you can gossip about youtubers and everyday people. Sad fucking excuses for men.
>>82405699Why was he drinking at her dad's pub?
>he says while having a strop
wops said she was going to post part 1 of her London cex pickups. She never did. I wonder if she's gone missing in London. She was meeting up with a man online apparently.
>>82405967nerve touched, princess?
just had my morning coffee lads looking forward to my morning bowel movementhow's your morning? have you done a poo yet? did you need a coffee? you on the wybogel or the wulcolax? id love to know x
>>82405979yes. the one on the tip of my penis.*cums on you*
Ingested a sammichberg just now if that's alright wiff you de lid
>>82405990That depends de lid what did you put on it?
SEASIDEFRIDUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/4iy-aEjs4HoSEASIDEFRIDUPDATEIt's Christmas come early in the SSM household. He got a few parcels coming in strong. He's got so many fucking idums right now he's lost track of them and isn't that LUSH? He'll have THREE mobiles today.
Shippy seems like the kind of guy who invests in dividend stocks
Really is MAD what you can afford when you're bookies free.
>>82406062I think he's even more old man core than that. Premium Bonds
>>82406062If I could reach through the screen and strangle you I would. You utter fucking retard. Just shut the FUCK UP about the same fucking dollies EVERY FUCKING DAY without end. You boys have no life. You don't do anything. You sit in your bedrooms all day getting old. Your life's withering away. What are you doing with your life? Go do something. You can't just stare at a screen until you're sixty. Experience the life. Visit a country. Do anything lad, go on a hike. Fucking hell.
>>82406075Or more what you can afford when you get a fat stack of inheritance.
>>82406084>You can't just stare at a screen until you're sixtyI'm about halfway there mate. Then again I also mainly use it to watch porn rather than spam dolly shite.
Labubushire... Home.
>>82406084Getting mad at britfeel posts is it, King?
me? slept like a baby on that zopiclone.now, to wait for the post. got that downstairs door wedged open with some cardboard, if i'm right that the buzzer system isn't working. if i hear one of my neighbours so much as TRY to enter or leave the building, i'm going down and kicking off (or perhaps just replacing the cardboard).
>>82406084That post wasn't me but I post about Shippy often. I guarantee you I've been to more countries than you have
>posting every single day about the postieWhat the fuck is the point
eagerly awaiting anon's post
>>82406123not EVERY day. e.g. yesterday, the postie buzzed but did not deliver my post.this is how i arrived at my buzzer theory.
Me? Could do with nipping to the shop for some food. My legs? Won't get me to the shop and back today.
>>82406138yet i bet you fucking whinged about it yesterday, is my point
SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://youtu.be/I0o0-oxlK3ICEX HAULHe got those two new idums. We all aspire to own this many idums x
Wempted to splash out 25 quid and become a Reform member.
>>82406147can't remember>>82406145you can do it, anon. it'll be easier once you're out and about (unless you're somewhere icy)
>>82406161Not icy, but I'm not going. i would if I had a walking stick, but I don't.
>>82406161>can't rememberYou did, repeatedly.
>>82406165pretending to have MS again?
>>82406084Nerve touched, champ?
>>82406169will take your word for it mate
>>82406184I mean you quite literally post about it every single day so it's a safe bet even if you didn't use your browser history like a sane person.
>>82406182He's so jealous of Shippy, weirdly
>>82406188i'm trying to find my post from the last time the postie came, so i can see what time it wasmaybe you could help, if you've nothing to do?
>>82406176How am I meant to scam the system if not pretending?
>>82406195>Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)16:36:33 No.82398733Literally whinging about a buzzer
>ket lass raging because her postie's nabbed her drugs again
>>82406120Lad don't you think this might look a little suspicious
Could do with a few bottles of some good quality gin from York. Lovely little place this. Any lads ever walked by here?
need to pee but no toilet here
Nice one nice one BruceNice one Bruce nice one BruceNice one nice one nice one BruceNice one BruceDoing my nice one Bruce dance.
>>82406212>he thinks ket lass has common sense
Loving the architecture of York. Very historic. Must be a good place for your mental health.
>He posted the picture of the man from Banbury >He posted the picture of the man from Sunderland>He's never been to Nottingham >The YouTube lass was at a Chris Brown concert >He has never been to York>He said Ruthmong has never been abroad>He can't get a countersignature >SSM has bought a thing >Shippy invests in dividend stocks>Or maybe Shippy is a premium bonds kinda man>He's waiting for the post again today >SSM is opening unboxing his gadget >Ket lass is she new?
>>82406217Do you even drink alcohol?
never mind, find out.3 September was when there was a van at 11:56 but then a second postie doing his rounds at 12:19 delivered some post4 September, i was asleep, but there was an upstairs/downstairs buzz at 11:30 but he didn't come in or deliver anything. might have been more 11:45ish, i was asleep. i think he buzzed twice, as you would if the door system was broken.i TESTED it with a friend later on yesterday, and she'd had issues the day before (AFTER 12:19, so it's possible the buzzers have broken between then and the next morning).so i'm thinking 11:30-11:45ish, with a possibility of it coming later at 12:00-12:30ish. don't want to risk going down and checking on the wedge.
>And he's here to read and comment on it all!
Will ket lass show her ket hole, or even ket tits? C''mon get em oot lassie
IT'S OKAYTO TELL MEWHAT YOU THINKABOUT ME
>He did the you're here to read it all post
>>82406218I had the fattest piss in the bushes today. Felt good, Ive been peeing my bed lately so I didnt want to hold it. But, I dont think I am sick. I was dreaming that I was holding my dick above a toilet lol, then ill piss but the warm water wakes me up and im actually laying in bed pissing myself. Im pretty sure Satan just wanted me to ruin my bed, he seems to believe beds arent good for your mind because they feel too comfortable. My blanket is even named BedSure, lol. Yeah and they got 666 on the upc code which is why I ordered them off amazon.
just legged it to check on the wedge, it is intact>>82406245cor might join you in a blink sesh
*I delicately suck on Ketlassie's budding nipples.* Doesh thatsh feel goodsh? *I ask sweetly, with a tenderness in my heart, whilst tightening my grip on her hormone deflated cock.* Itsh okay if you piss on me, you know... fromsh the ket. *Her eyes widen, a glimmer of sadness, then hope, flashing rapidly like a slot machine, elated that someone can accept her for who she really is; a burnt out ket addict with a heart of gold.*
>>82406254>Unable to refute the claims without posting another baby
>>82406233No I do not drink alcohol. Why would I want to waste money to become an alcoholic? It's sad some people only exist for their alcohol addiction.
>>82406275This is grim Ponce
>>82406275thought pic was the Chika elf for a moment.
>>82406279Even the most fucked up alcoholic has a better existence than you
>her hormone deflated cock
>He reminded me I'm here to read it all. He's 'won'.
>>82406283It truly is, especially as ket lass is pubes inna wig.
Can anyone confirm that ket lass is the new thread drama dolly?
>>82406300This week yeah, next week it's going to be "Piss Bloke"
Weird forced gimmick this
for me it was Poetic License gin from Sunderland.
They're not dollies to me, they're my action figures and you are the playmates that dance to my make believe.
>>82406303which one? they all are
>>82406303I see a few in the thread now, you'll have to be more specific.
Hi guise I'm a FtM tranny, still got my tits and vagina that I just HATE HATE HATE. Anyone for ERP?
>>82406303Britfeel only has forced gimmicks one lad makes a vaguely amusing (to him) comment then completely runs it into the ground that many times he starts to think it's a legendary gimmick
I-it's coming! *yelled Ketlass as you tugged in her throbbing, shrivelled member.* I'm ready! For your cum! *you call back enthusiastically, feeling her length starting to engorge briefly in your mouth. Then, suddenly, horror fills your eyes as a liquid starts streaming down your throat; not the sticky icky you've been fantasising about for weeks but instead a steady stream of golden wonder.* MMMMPPHHHH! KETLASS IS PISSING? IN MY MOUTH? *you exclaim as your mouth fills with dehydrated, sickeningly sweet yellow tang.*
ruth x ssm was the more disturbing fiction desu.
I poo into my pants sometimes when im too lazy to get up and shower.
Britfeel is proof of dead internet theory
Of course R's dad is a massive Labour supporter.
>>82406339There are some bots, some genuine posters, some shit posters, some schizo posters on drugs.
>>82406342How massive is he?
>You will spend Friday night on the 05/09/25 alone posting drama and playing online dollies on /britfeel/
>>82406342Why are you still stalking her and her family lad?
that's the 11:30 mark passed. i mean tbqh even if someone got rid of the wedge, i'd still HEAR the buzz.
>>82406348I'll probably be playing friendslop with random finnish lads, actually.
>>82406348>on the 05/09/25something significant about then?
what a DREARY bore ket lass is
>>82406342So? You're an ugly man you belong in a warehouse. Nobody cares what you think of women, you should be banned from looking at them.
>>82406357>what a DREARY bore ket lass isfascinating
>>82406360Actually, it's the opposite of that.
>Lets pretend it's Ruthmong xD
Yer mine now, lass, *Mark said menacingly between sips of Carlsberg Special Brew.* Yer gonna swallow me fishy load, ya dirty bitch! *he yells, immediately standing up in his grotty kitchen, the only witness the filthy air fryer, and whipping out his feral, eye watering cock.* Looks like Fish 'n' Shits is back on de menu, de lass! Now open wide for yer new daddy Mark!*All Ruth can do is close her eyes and swallow his smelly length without argument; after all, she lost the bet. She feels it immediately bottom out in her throat, Mark heard muttering under his breath "Oh, it lush! It lush!."*Get ready fer me cum yer filthy bitch! *yells Mark as he prematurely and drunkenly pumps the smelliest, fishiest load of hot cum down Ruth's throat she's ever had. Immediately, the bile rises and she vomits all over his rancid willy, sending Mark into a rage as he slaps her with the back of his hand.*Yer bitch! Now it's 4x smellier... garn have to clean it all up like a good girl, aren't ya? Or I'll take ya back to CEX wer a found ya! *His threat lingers on Ruth's mind for a moment before she reluctantly starts lapping up her cum stained vomit like a feral puppy.*
>Lets pretend SSM has done the sex with Ruth XD
More tedious drivel to hide
SSM slopping glops of fishy man yop in Wops for a PS2 game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpygCDDH8QQIn awe at the sheer size and cleanliness of that chinkoid train station
the more crying about drivel i hear the more drivel i post.
All made for BWC these lovely oriental cuties, aren't they
last check on the wedge just now. still there. got a backup wedge just in case.i have maximised conditions. going to give it until 12:30 now.
>>82406382I can out spam you lad. Want to test me?
>>82406382>he thinks he's a big deal>he closes his eyes, puts his fingers i his ears and says LA LA LA I VAN'T HEAR YOU when we relentlessly mock him
Spam off between the thread dreggs is it?
>>82406385Kinnell, I'd prefer Japanese but some Chink lassies are cute for sure. Quite a few of them in my Wuxia dramas.
Ruth visiting Dorset on one of her holidays. She be wandering and taking in aII the new sights and sounds and decide to pop in to one of the charming Iocal cafe's along the sea front. That is when shed get that faint whiff of fish and then a faint whiff of shit before laying eyes upon a grinning and cheeky middle aged man rubbing his hands together and talking into his grade A music phone. She's a curious lass and would be intrigued by such a charismatic character. She'd strike up a conversation with him and would be absolutely enchanted by meeting such a salt-of-the-earth man. She's always been interested in caring for and engaging with the less-advantaged members of society and upon hearing of how TMAU has inflicted a variety of difficulties upon his life she'd end up joining him on a train journey home."I'd have worked all me Iife if it weren't for me smelling of fish and shit" Seasidemark would tearfully exclaim to Ruth. Ruth is an empathetic person and would give him a shoulder to cry on."Just wish people wouldn't judge me for TMAU, it was diagnosed by Sheffield University". He'd have begun weeping terribly now. "So glad I met you, lass... you don't judge me.."Ruth would gently lean in for a kiss and both of their lips would meet, sending an explosion of tingles down both of their spines - and within seconds her blouse would have come off and Mark's pudgy fingers would be fiddling with and failing to undo her bra. Ruth's a very understanding lass and would help him with it. As it falls to the floor greedy hands grasp her soft breasts and begin kneading, enveloping them with a distinct fishy and shitty stench.The Creampie King would then make his move. He bent over and Iet Ruth take a good sniff off his arse. Ruth couldn't hold back, after that sniff of fish and shit since he still had to wash his arse in the sink, she dived in tongues first. He put his arms back and grabbed her by the back of her lush head and shoved her face right into his fat hairy bum.
Rayner has resigned then
Changed my whole gaming setup. This is lush this.
Hot fucking roastie bitch reporter, this one. Only Chad gets to tap that, doesn't he
>>82406431I'll pay her a tenner an hour to suck me off whenever I want
>>82406438She gives me lesbo vibes tbqh, probably a Chadette giving it to her with a strap on.
>>82406427>Yer mine now, Iass, *Mark said menacingly between sips of CarIsberg Special Brew.* Yer gonna swallow me fishy load, ya dirty bitch! *he yells, immediately standing up in his grotty kitchen, the only witness the filthy air fryer, and whipping out his feral, eye watering cock.* Looks like Fish 'n' Shits is back on de menu, de lass! Now open wide for yer new daddy Mark!>*All Ruth can do is close her eyes and swallow his smelly length without argument; after all, she lost the bet. She feels it immediately bottom out in her throat, Mark heard muttering under his breath "Oh, it lush! It lush!."*>Get ready fer me cum yer filthy bitch! *yells Mark as he prematurely and drunkenly pumps the smelliest, fishiest load of hot cum down Ruth's throat she's ever had. Immediately, the bile rises and she vomits all over his rancid willy, sending Mark into a rage as he slaps her with the back of his hand.*>Yer bitch! Now it's 4x smellier... garn have to clean it all up like a good girl, aren't ya? Or I'll take ya back to CEX wer a found ya! *His threat lingers on Ruth's mind for a moment before she reluctantly starts lapping up her cum stained vomit like a feral puppy.*KEK
This is the asian pussy centuryEvery BWC shall be milked dryTotal asian pussy victory
>12:03ckin hell. diazepam, me thinks>>82406431good riddance.
>>82406441Her going rate is a quid for 30 mins
Don't tell the Labour loving Apus... but Angela Raynor has resigned.
I hope you're all watching the Reform conference where our next PM will shortly be speaking (and probably having a right old giggle about Rayner)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znzkfCEmfb4
>>82406467old news mate
>>82406346He's not in the best shape desu. A bit like your pepe. Really should start thinking about his health. Cutting back on alcohol and pies would help. I don't think he's the sort of man to regularly go down the gym.
>>82406467Good. Can you imagine another female in charge of handling serious matters?
>>82406466Imagine a bunch of brown immigrants cornering trapping her in that alley and touching her. Do you think immigration would be taken seriously if these cunts lived like us peasants surrounded by them?
>>82406511>>82406516>>82406524Your kind of spam is witless repetition. His spam at least attempts to be funny. Of course you have an issue with people who try to be funny, don't you?
>>82406350It's just a bit of commentary.>>82406358We have Labour bringing in lots of exploitable immigrants to do those jobs for terrible wages. I'm above that. Not going to work just to have the same lifestyle.
>>82406530This is Seethespastic's modus operandi. Gets mad people like their posts over his then spams the thread/tries to falseflag other posters.
>>82406537You're not above anything lad, what on earth gave you that idea?
Rayner resigned cause my cock too smelly for 'er.
>Angela Rayner resigns as deputy prime minister over failure to pay enough tax on flatAngela Rayner resigns as deputy prime minister over failure to pay enough tax on flat
>>82406547I am above it. I don't have to work and pay taxes to make other people's lives more convenient.
>>82406565You aren't above it lad. You've just decided to dodge working and paying tax to make other people's lives more convenient by being a dosser loser and making your mum and dad's lives much much less convenient.
>>82406571Genuinely lad, get yourself checked out. This is not normal. You don't need to live like this.
Immigrants legit do a better job than 80% of britfeel posters.
>proving beyond a doubt that he's only capable of witless repetitionNo wonder that even shitposting makes you feel inferior
>>82406573As long as people with too much money pay for me to have a comfortable life and keep me sane enough.
>>82406582Your mum and dad have "too much money"?
Got some Wong Kar Wai kino arriving today. Very exciting.
>>82406581He thinks he's a shitposter, when he's just a shit poster.
Reminder that Angela Rayner's disabled son makes porn on Only Fans
>>82406576>Genuinely lad, get yourself checked out. This is not normal. You don't need to live like this.I'm winning the thread you lost.
>>82406594Is it porn? Sounds like it should be., or a chinese willy wonka wirry wong kal
>>82406598You have to be joking. Helperlad is Angela's son?
>>82406586I think it works out about 10 quid a week for them (groceries). I am quite frugal. I don't count things like the internet as they use it a lot these days.
>>82406604In the Mood for Love Blu-ray and Chungking Express 4K. Two of the most widely acclaimed Asian films to ever release. Luvvvverly they are too.
>>82406605Don't be daft, harvey price is her son.
>>82406612Harvey Price doesn't even exist. I heard he was in fact a giant cake. Proud Willy Syndrome morphs you into your favourite food if you let it fester.
What's that sound? Oh, another shit stain caught in the filter. Teehee.
Thank you Janitors.He'll swap IP and be back shortly though.
Nope. Fuck sake. Kernel 6.15.5 also fucks up the networking. Fuck falling for the bleeding edge meme. I value my time.
>>82406530>witless repetitionNTA, isn't that the basis of every britfeel thread?
>>82406607I am sure it works out more than that, but that's not the point. It's not just the financial cost. It's the psychological pain of knowing that your only child is a useless failure who will never amount to anything simply because he's a cunt
I wrote that story about SSM and Ruth but I didn't spam it multiple times. Sad to see spam mong is making me look bad.
>>82406624You posted this same thing yesterday lad.
>>82406624>I value my time>LinuxNo you don't.
>>82406636>You posted this same thing yesterday lad.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82392313/#82395806
>>82406635Jannies can tell and we know it isn't you but Seethespastic
>>82406610Nice, hope you enjoy them. Have you some nice salted popcorn to eat whilst watching?
Over lunch he'll be telling mummy how he won the thread and everyone was seething xDD
>He isn't 2000+ Elo at Competitive Brit-feeling
>>82406636I meant to say 6.16.5. The other day it was 6.16.4 and before that it was 6.16.3. All unstable shit. I'm definitely sticking with 6.15.x until this shit is definitely fixed.>>82406638I do. Once you get it working it's all smooth sailing.
>>82406647MUMMY WE NEED TO RESET THE ROUTER AGAINWHAT?YES FIGHTING MY MORTAL ENEMIES AGAINWHAT?URGH YES!!! I WIN BY HAVING TO RESET THE ROUTER THAT IS HOW I CELEBRATE, NOW CHOP CHOP GET ME MY DRESSINGOWN AND LET THE CEREMONY COMMENCE
>>82406658You should stick with 6.11. And by 11 I mean Windows 11. Works like a dream every day.
>>82406645Might get some in actually, haven't had popcorn in ages. I like to get a bag of Maltesers and a bag of salted popcorn and mix them up. Oh it lush.
>You don't understand mum, they were trying to be funny! You know that I don't like that!
>>82406666Digits say you have to now do that. can't let them down now lad. Do you buy the microwave popcorn and put the malteasers in while it is still hot?
>>82406665It's impossible to install 11 You need some tpm secure shit.
>>82406678Corrr, I'm a demon. I always go for microwave popcorn, yeah. Much nicer and cheaper IMO. Very satisfying to hear it pop as well.
>>82406683alri downylid la
Proud mummy moment
My son is an internet twoll, don't you know!!
all right, that's it gone 12:45. no post.will check downstairs at 1pm and leave the wedge in because you never know, but i think today is not the day. although it's odd nobody is getting post, i would have heard the buzz, no flats in my building are getting a single letter today? maybe the post will come later (by 3pm is Royal Mail's goal) but i need to be realistic here.
Thank God the Eureka November releases aren't that interesting. Already have La Notte on Blu-ray and Rio Lobo isn't that good of a Western. Already spending 75 quid on the Radiance Oshima set in November as well as 30 quid for The Mask 4K. Cameron Diaz gonna look fit as fuck on that restoration. Best of her career in that film.
>>82406702I'd shove that wedge up your arse if I lived in that block. Any old cunt could walk right in because of you.
just got back fro mshop xx
Only two spam posts. Very disappointing. Not thread winning material this.
>>82406687Same. Did you know, back in ye olden days (1990's at some point) butterkist did a few special caramel microwave popcorn packs? Just like the one's now, but there was a slab of caramel that was placed on top of the popcorn when it was fresh out of the microwave. That was really nice, desu.
>>82406714Great to have you back anon.
waiting for delivery ruins my whole dayend up pacing around the house looking out the window every 2 minutes
>>82406730Why not just go sit outside? Save the pacing and looking out of the window.
>>82406714Susu's body to tit ratio is unbelievable.
>>82406720That sounds lush actually. You could probably do this on your own though. The cinema I went to in America had a massive butter dispenser, kek. I just filled half the bucket with it and the bucket was bigger than my fucking head.
about 3 more flags been put up at the roundabout, spotted some more nearby but idk if they were there beforenot a single fucking English one though, all union flags. is everyone in Corby dim or what?
>>82406702Maybe the postie thought it was a trap set by scoundrels wanting to rob him of his post satchel? He might have run back to the depot.
>>82406702Have you moved out lad?
>>82406754Getting a taste of what Northern Ireland is like. Bloody flegs everywhere.
>>82406702if you're on good terms with someone at your local corner shop just ask if you can get it delivered theredone it a few times at my one and they don't mind
royal mail lost my aliexpress parcel in december 2023not even joking the sorting centre blew up because of some chinese electronics
Just shaved/cut my own hair and it doesn't look half bad. Tenner saved.
>>82406761>ladYou are about to get an onslaught of abuse
Made 8000 pound in interest over the last 12 months.
>>82406768I remember this, my grandmother lived near there at the time. Said the explosion could be heard from as far as 10 metres away.
>>82406778still not half as much interest as i have in ruths arse
>>82406778Does HMRC know about this?
>>82406785Don't see as it's any of their business?
bought an OLED for 700 quid off amazon back in late June didn't bother setting it up until yesterday so I could play Silksong with it fucking thing doesn't even work, menu button on the back is unresponsive so I can't switch it off the default USB-C signal. why it defaults to that I have no idea FUCK
>>82406796i know an IT technician if youre in the dorset areahe's google certified
Don't tell the Aristapus but the Duchess of Kent has passed away at 92.
>>82406776What's he going to do?
Spent 8000 pounds on prozzies since March. I reckon my immune system should be studied by researchers.
>>82406805Just give you a load of shit for calling him "lad", he pretends to be trans
>>82406816All trannies are pretending, what makes him worse than the others?
>Building the fresh thread dollies character
love all my brtifeelers even though we always arguing x
>>82406821He'll gladly post his baws.
>>82406808saw one for the first time in February, 28 y/o KHV. couldn't get hard, painful experience mate convinced me that HIV symptoms can go undetected for months, thought I was in the clear and had to do a HIV test last Sunday, was fucking shitting myself de lid came back negative but yeah lesson learned, wear protection with whores if I got HIV off the back of such a shitty experience I probably would've kms
>>82406808What on earth are you paying for lad? Surely it's only a couple hundred for an hourCould have used that towards a deposit on a nice house
saving my virginity for true love
>>82406847>saving my virginity for true loveThat's really nice that is, truly wholesome.
>>82406847Fanny like it's chiselled out of pink marble, arsehole like a Friday job shitpipe.
>>82406821He's not even really trans let alone a real woman
feeling well bored x
I have just been dribbling hot lager out of my cockhead
Why won't he tell us how his Toyota is going?
>>82406861Do something, like cook some food or... I'm quite hungry now so all I can think of is the food I'm going to cook, but I'm sure other fun activities exist. Thought of 1, you could draw bits of food on paper and pretend to cook them?
>>82406875had supermarket sushi alreadyit was well lush
>>82406886I'm going to pop a couple of co codamol, then get into t'kitchen. My belly is rumbling quite a bit now.
been for a walk. went to the shops to get a chocolate bar (Lindt sea salt, if that's all right with you lads)wedge is clearly still there in the door, didn't even have to use my backup wedge. went into the neighbours' flats, can't tell if they've had post delivered today. couple of Tracked parcels, could look them up on track + trace, but that might be going too far.still, you never know.
>>82406149900 quid on a new phone but still wears those broken glasses kek
>>82406929a pair of glasses is not classed as an idum.
>>82406835Her tits are HEAVING in my face. Kinnell.
miss crossy and her creamy strawbs x
>>82406938settle down lad x
>>82406944(s)he will come back, some day. i feel it in my bones.
>>82407030I hope he's dead though honestly
>>82407046i mean, he posted less than a week ago. didn't indicate he was dying at all.
>>82407055a damn shame then
is there any way to dry out chicken breasts that have added water?
>>82407064Yeah it's called "cooking"
dried out breasts
>>82407067dohoho good one lad. but you can tell the different, can't you? Asda's were the worst for it.anyway the problem is i'm trying to do breaded chicken. found a mix that CLAIMS you just need oil, then the breading. no egg or anything. and i have had that work before, but i swear to god these mini fillets i got were SOAKING. to the point the oil wasn't even adhering to them, let alone the coating.
having dried out breasts won't get me a bf
mihai started wearing a wig
not fucking right what happened to are ange... not right at all
BRING THESE BACKyeah you can just get a baking bag and make the mix yourself. but these were always 50p (or even 25p) somewhere. and these nuggets were lush. and i do mean lush.
>>82407096She's ok, everyone's giving her a last fingering behind the wheelie bins at westminster as we speak.
>>82407096Need Kier Stalin to fuck off next and sharpish
I'm Angela Rayner, former deputy PM, and I have wet knickerth.
>>82407114Shows us yer tits luv
why the fuck would you NOT pay the correct amount of stamp duty on your home, which you apparently have the means to afford?and this was her main home, in a lovely seaside town away from her constituency. not to be confused with her family home, in her constituency.
>>82407120OI that ith a hate crime
wanking to lactating tits again
>>82407097God provides. Those were like a bag of 50 orgasms. I cant believe theyre gone. Every bite was like a girl squirting on my tongue.
Fine!! I'll have a wank over Angela Rayner's tits, then cook food. Jeez, stop banging on about it.
>>82406946You settle down, riling me up over HAPA goddesses. It's not right.
>>82407127Because she's an utter mong who slept her way to the top and wanted to cheat the UK tax payers.
>>82407153>wanted to cheat the UK tax payers.Not him but, that's every government from whichever party since the inception of parliament.
Lassie's slimy wet pussy being eaten with my tongue. HNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Lost a real working class hero today lads.Not right how we treat women in this country is it?
Wetter than a horny otter
>>82407163I blame stopping treating them like sex objects, desu. It was all downhill from there.
>it's bad sexism that someone said she did the Basic Instinct thingturns out we didn't even need to go there. she's just an utterly shite person betraying everything Labour is MEANT to be about.
>>82407161>wet pussySign me up.>slimy pussyEww bruddah
>>82407189This. Very much this.
>>82407172More belligerent than a bewildered badger.
>>82407189Slimy with vaginal fluids softlad. It lush. Slide your cock in and get that slime all over it. OH I'M GONNA CUUUUUM!!!
>>82407096Imagine her whispering that.
>>82407202Too many full stops to be taken seriously. Soz.
Sweating like a pedo pig in a school for piglets.
Have done no work today, just listening to music and playing on my phone. Simply cannot be bothered.The benefit of wfh I guess
Did the 1960s have black detectives in the UK? Starting to think this Sister Boniface is having me on.
>>82407219Don't know, I wasn't alive then.
>>82407224I wasn't alive then either. Afraid we'll never get to the bottom of it.
Feeling as nauseous as a vegan in an abattoir.
Feeling hornier than a rhino at an orgy.
>>82407226Case closed, we make a good detective team.
>>82407046t.d*moncord
Corrrr! Imagine sticking your cock in there. Unbelievable.
>>82407247Looks like a good storage unit behind her, I wonder where she got it from?
>>82407226cant imagine so lad, the last human zoo in the uk that closed was only 1951 "Exposition of Savage Peoples", at the ol Festival of Britain. Dont think we'd be letting no darky be a detective quite so soon after.
>>82407253More interested in storing my cock in her pussy if you know what I mean.
>>82407254Just another case of forced telly diversity then? He even has some African or Jamaican accent, kek.
>>82407253Dadberg uses these for his vinyl collection, they are pretty handy tbqh
>>82407253That looks like a standard Ikea Kallux unit to me lad. Great value
>>82407275>there's vinyl in that imageDo you recognise anything else?Sorry, I'm in a shit joke kind of mood.
that's that episode of Life on Mars where it's the black copper and they do (BBC-acceptable) racism at him.the real-life Manchester coppers from the time were cross about the programme, since they weren't ACTUALLY 1970s caricatures. so maybe they also weren't even that racist. or they were much more racist.
>>82407096>You're supposed to pay stamp duty in 30 days or face penalties and direct government action>she brought the property in 2018>didnt pay it for 7 years>apparently HMRC and the government just "forgot" about it>she's suffered no consequences like interest or enforcement>just paid the 2k and was fine>dont pay council tax for one month>bailifs knock down your door and steal your catMAKE IT MAKE SENSE
>>82407277lol you beat me to it.yeah it's one of the KALLAX ones.
>>82407324yeah i'm going through the council tax thing right now. i have received a fuckton of calls/messages and scary letters from the debt agency.i assume when you're rich you can just safely ignore things. like driving in a taxi lane. oh, a massive fine? whatever.
>>82407348What I'd do lad is contact your council and really hammer in that you're at the edge and ready to off yourself if they dont remove the bailiffs.Really go all out whimpering, crying, you're on your last legs and this is killing you etc.Aim to get council tax support, the council can actually take the debt back from the bailifs and make the bailifs go away, they do it in extremely rare circumstances, but it can be done (i've done it).Once you're sorted for council tax support they might put you in place for a small payment to pay off any arrears the support doesnt cover.The reason why you dont want to deal with council tax bailifs is because they're actually the worse baillifs, they'll hound you and they can actually gain entry into your property due to approval as acting on behalf of a government entity. The council tax debt system is the worse, its horrendous. But that would be your option unless you straight up pay.
>>82407348Secondly if you're on medication or classed as a vulnerable individual get a sick note or letter from your doctor - some GPs the cunts will charge for this, but some wont - just ask them to type up an overview of your history and use that against the council as evidence to show you're a vulnerable person.Main points:>Youre vulnerable>The council is basically trying to kill you w/ bailifs>They need to sort this out
>>82407348"sure that mad hure Angela didnt pay anything for 8 years so neither am i"Hit them with that one lid
>>82407371good advice lad. just bothers me because their last contact was>you owe us money, pay by (date)100 quid or whatever, fair enough. paid it a bit late, that's on me.next contact was a debt agency a month later, i now owe 1000 quid (so, the rest of the year's council tax, all at once...?) plus their 75 quid charge, which will INCREASE next week.if they've already passed it along, how much is that costing the council, how much are the agency profiting? did they just 'sell on' my debt? i would actually like all that money to go to the council, none of it to a scummy company.
>>82407395barricade the front door lad, fuck the lot of them, if they cant get in then they cant take fuck allIm full of good ideas today kek
>>82407395Ring up the council ask them whats going on cause you paid even though its late and they're now requesting the full years pay.If it's not too far gone they'll be able to set you back up into the traditional payment plan.Otherwise like I said this is your option if things go much further:>>82407392>>82407371
>>82407395>how much are the agency profiting? did they just 'sell on' my debt? i would actually like all that money to go to the council, none of it to a scummy company.It's not even the agency thats really profiting its the council. They want whats inside your house because they feel like you owe them it. They're the scumbags who sold it on, the agency is just doing its job but they'll do their job quicker and more ferociously because they've been empowered by a government association.Theres huge issues around the debt collection of council tax, its not just you. Its all over the country. Councils act like mafias.
>>82407392this is how i got out of a water bill last time they sent bailiffs. to be fair the bill WAS bullshit (HMO but they charged me for the whole flat, even for months after i'd moved out).some nice "we help disabled/vulnerable people with debt" local charity were sound as hell. this guy agreed it was all nonsense, rang them, they agreed to write it off rather than bother with the fuss.the debt agents were the worst, though. kept turning up at my door. possibly even trespassing since the block of flats is not public property, don't know how they got in. and then the company lied like children: "you have no proof we sent someone. that warning card could be from anywhere. that audio recording could be anyone, just SAYING they work for us."
>>82407417i mean without contracting/making deals with these Blahblah Debt Services Ltd type companies.are the council actually better off, from it, how much are these companies lining THEIR pockets? with money that's meant to go to the council (however you feel about that). again: i was willing to pay, they just skipped ahead. now i'm supposed to send the money to this company, not the council itself.
>>82407371My fav citizen journalist youtuber told me I dont need to pay council tax
>>82407455The council are fine, because the debt collection agency bought the debt off of them. They do this in bulk. The council isn't out of pocket, which is why they hate removing the bailifs because they gotta buy back what they just sold to the debt collection agency and probably at a bigger cost as its just one individual contract.The debt collection agencies make whatever they make with or without government contracts. Government contracts are obviously lucrative too them because they can be as cunty as they like and do whatever they need to do to reclaim the cost of the contract.
>>82407483>The council are fine, because the debt collection agency bought the debt off of them. yeah this is what i assumed. but i'm guessing it's one-way now right, like i do just owe this company over a grand, as far as they're concerned?i'll wait and see what the council say, it's just so drastic. i'd at least expect a few notices or scary letters from THEM first, maybe even over months. instead, fucking nothing.
>>82407503> it's just so drasticYep. This is the case all across the country mate, I'd ring up the council and do this:>>82407371>>82407392The council acts like an all caring community based entity but the reality is they'll send the wolves after you as soon as you miss a payment. You cannot blame the collection agency, the council is the one that hired them, they picked those goons, they're not ignorant to the way they operate.
Was just reading about this eugenics lark from the 1900s. It made me think would a pure Nordic aryan society be anything like our current one or are we all mixed with inferior stocks at this point i.e. irish, slavs,Italian, even black that kind of society isn't even possible now.Me I am white, but I am so ugly that I kind of look jewish too. I'm not though. But there must be some weird mixes in my family tree. I've been told before I look Slavic, don't know how that would even happen but that's what I've been told. So I'm not nordic. However I believe england has a lot of nordics, but it's still quite shit to live in things don't work, potholes etc.Don't flame me if I've got it wrong please I only learned about this today (wikipedia) Thoughts?
>>82407540i like the English look rather than the pure Aryan look, tbqf. think old paintings were women have kind of frumpy faces, maybe red curly hair.WITHIN White British fuck knows what people think is good and bad, but if i was a eugenicist i'd make poor decisions. e.g. height, i'm guessing Anglo-Saxons (for example) were under six foot.
>>82407371>>82407395You people are shameless. Pay your council tax you lazy fucking dossers
>walking to iceland>shifty looking lads nearby>see them in the corner of my eye>they walk up to me>they're possibly 17-19>aww shit here it goes>"Oi mate do you smoke tobacco">".....">"i got 50g pouches here, wanna buy one?">Proceed to tell him I dont smoke tobacco and moved onto the nicotine pouch things, start telling him my favorite flavour pouches, can see he's realizing he made a mistake>continue talking too him>he's looking awkward, he's trying to leave>trap him in more conversation>eventually he manages to get away>chuckle and think about this while doing my iceland shopheh, its been a good day
>>82407577Fucking love that.
>>82407540Are you saying if we had a eugenics society you think potholes would all be fixed immediately?
>>82407585It was quite funny, I went out dressed like basically in my benefits special. Shorts, hoody and a big wooly hat like dappy.I think he thought he'd get a geezer or something but he ended up with me an autistic spaz who doesn't know when to shut up. He looked so awkward lmaoalso check out these cakes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcu3Eqr697A
>>82407615>I went out dressed like basically in my benefits special. Shorts, hoody and a big wooly hat like dappy.We've fallen so far.
CORRRR! Got that Sound of Music 4K pre-order in. My holy grail this, just need Oklahoma! in 4K sometime too.
>>82407611I was thinking if most are pure aryans then instead of roads we'd have flying cars and stuff like that. It doesn't say that on the article but you can put two and two together.
>>82407623Nah thats just how it is, dress like a clown and blend in with the others, its survival and probably also a symptom of living in a city.
How come Shippy doesn't drink alcohol?
>>82407647>How come Shippy doesn't drink alcohol?Because he's based
Ketlass seems legitimately cute. Might suck on her nips.
>>82407681You know Ketlass shagged Baldrew?
>>82407681Nah, insane maniac.
>>82407688Another tranny? He has a type then I guess.
never understood why people like ket desu, more of an opiates guy myself
Time to drop out of society methinks. Not worth the hassle
>>82407722Only brits like ket
i haven't found a way to replace you but i wish i could x
The system is often harsher on the poor or powerless than on the wealthy or well-connected.
Finished my own round about 3, heading out for a 2nd round in about 20 minutesBanged my knee up earlier, fell up someone's dodgy steps because they distracted me by talking to me, proper hurts
>>82407770Knee injuries are no joke, you lose your knee you've lost your leg. You've lost your leg you've lost independence.
>>82407782Nah I'll be alright I reckon lad
past four o'clock. Royal Mail's aim is to deliver to urban areas by 3pm, rural areas by 4pm. shall be skulking downstairs to see if they have left the post without my knowledge.
Fucking troon thoughts are back again lads and now I can't stop fantasizing about being a housewife again. Should've grown out of this years ago.
Banter or SA?
>>82406778how do you do that? I dont get how people are making thousands upon thousands
>>82407813I got osteoarthritis in my knee from years of running and walking everywhere. Its manageable but if it flairs up from over use I wont be able to walk for a week.I'm currently at the gym doing training building the muscles up around it just so I have a slightly easier life going forward.I know eventually when I'm 60 they'll probably have to replace it, but I'm deathly scared of that, my Grandad has both his knees replaced wasnt ever the same. But my Grandad as much as I love him, I think he gave up on life at a certain point. He was also convinced that he'd die at 84 because a fair ground gypsy told him that, and he ended up dieing at 84. A self fulfilling prophecy me thinks.
>>82407836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO9SumrTs4He's just an old soul
>>82407831Fetch us a beer love, and practice your throat exercises I'll be using that tonight, tah x
>mummy rayner is unemployed
>>82407836Probably SA, why? Because it's a sober setting, its a hospital, its a workplace - you dont have the right to touch your colleagues. The only SA cases I have issues with is when its a night out and the girl starts it, leads a fella on then claims SA when they change their mind. Know a lot of cases like that.
>>82407853Not sure this is standard husband/wife conversation tbqhwy
>>82407574> Pay your council tax you lazy fucking dossersi fully intended to. they sent me a later saying>you owe X quidi paid it. admittedly, a couple of days after the deadline.if i'd then received>you owe Y quidi'd have paid that. this is how i pay council tax, when i receive a bill.instead, i received a bunch of shit from "CDER Group" saying i owe THEM over a grand. not even the 100 quid i missed the deadline on (which i have paid). my year of council tax has just been entirely passed to them, when i'd gladly pay it to the council.
>>82407868Oi, I didn't ask for your opinion wheres my fucking beer.
>>82407871You dont have to explain to him, he's a little germ who probably never had to fight for his rights and wouldnt even know how to when the situation arises. A cog in the machine of absolute bellends.
snuck downstairs before any neighbours returned home from work/school.not sure if school's on atm, but the downstairs couple have a baby now. they just had a baby, without even asking me. well, nothing wrong with that.anyone know any good drum kits? might get a drum kit. don't need permission/approval to have a drum kit in your own home, do you.
anyone out there chat? x
>>82407880thanks for the laugh la x
not being racist, but i wish my Hindu neighbours would stop leaving flowers everywhere.
The postie thought to himself "why is this guy acting like a complete psychotic nut job over a little parcel" then the penny dropped and he's reported it up the chain. Sorry he don't make the rules.
7/10 royal mail delivers too me, 3/10 times they send it to the wrong address, actually makes me fuming.Had one that was tracking, was a watch and they fucking sent it to some cunt, reported it missing to the royal mail and they sent a letter back saying "oh sorry", couldnt even get a refund because it was marked as delivered.
Hmm but I'm ALWAYS delivering little brown envelopes with no/obviously fake return addresses on them to this guy. He must have loads of whatever this is. Why is he conducting surveillance on me the postie just for one more? ... Wait a minute. Chief, call in the lab coats.
hmm, one witch goetia summoning youtuber bird I watch hasn't uploaded in 5 months, not good. quite like spooky occult vids, all a load of crap but still.
>>82407919Wait so there's parcels of drugs sent to random people with your name and address on it? Lad.
>>82407938I dont do that anymore, but I would say back in the day like 2016 suspiciously the hash I ordered every time would be marked as delivered and not show up. I think the postie was taking it but I guess I didnt mind cause he seemed sound.Haven't done any drug business since 2019
>>82407910the one time i had a parcel returned (three missed deliveries) i had to ring the main depot. the guy said for a normal/uninsured small parcel, it'd be opened, and destroyed."could i ask what's inside?"nope. *click*
>>82407938tbfair given the one-way nature of post (which they might change through technology, i'm guessing QR stamps can be tracked?) you can absolutely do this.i mean, people used to send letterbombs.i have ordered products to other people's homes (with their consent). just because something is addressed to you, doesn't mean you bought it.
my ketamine parcel is out for delivery with a driver named "Penis Austin"
Got third date with petite Vietnamese nurse tonight lids. Think I'm gonna get me dick wet. Wish me luck please.
going to order a sachet of salt crystals and open them right in front of the postie. "eee i don't have get through these with all my cooking, mind."just hope i don't open the parcel full of pills instead.
>>82407974Yeah but if somebody rings me PC plod and says we've got this parcel for this guy that my dog chewed open and we found white powders inside, then I follow that up with you and discover you're a drug addict? And then another call comes in from a different area?
>>82407986>eeeWhat is this supposed to be lad tinnitus?
Wonder what human meat is nicer a Japanese lass or a white lass? Any cannibals in?
>>82407990I actually dont know of any cases where that happened. Granted im ignorant of the extent of police powers on those matters.If its a large quantity of drugs then yeah probably an investigation would occur, if its a small gram to a couple of grams of something the old "Well I dont know why someone would send that too me" + shutting up, might be enough.Its really where the police powers of like, okay we got this parcel to this guys address, can we get a warrant to check his internet history/phone history/purchase history. Line it up and then nick him. I dont know if they can just take your phone in those matters, they can take your phone in a lot of matters as well as your devices, but for a tiny amount of drugs I dont know if that warrants it.
>>82407998it's how old biddies talk.i live in England.
>>82408013Don't know lad, being PC plod I've decided this might be a distribution situation, will need to be checking this lads full background medical history urine test etc. If that's alright with you if I'm wrong then there's no harm done is there? *wink*
>>82408028heh, go for it. But I feel like you're wasting your time on such a small matter. You should probably figure out who is sending the parcels rather than receiving them.
>>82408022Can you do that in a vocaroo lad? Never encountered this "eee" in my life.
>>82407990i mean i've used the drug addiction service. a whole building, full of ADMITTED drug addicts. the police could just hang outside and nab them.i suppose the post thing is a specific crime, but again, you could absolutely send stuff to your enemies.
Like the little Britain thing?
Sucking Ket right out of Ketlassies nips.
>if I can't have dollies I will just invent them
>>82408039>Can you do that in a vocaroo lad?no.>Never encountered this "eee" in my life.i reckon you have. i don't think it's even specific to any dialect.just >eeee, never.>ee, hello!>want some venison. eee, it's dear, mind.
takin me gym clothes out the wash to dry so theyre ready when i wake up from my nappingtons for the gym tonight
>>82408073This sounds more like Japan than England mate
I wanna be one of the cocks in a bukkake scene.
zoomer brother walks around the house blasting tiktok literally constantly, even in the shower or when taking a shite
!!!! KEIR STARMER IS JEWISH !!!!>>>/wsg/5965169!!!! KEIR STARMER IS JEWISH !!!!
>>82408089Better than my fetish of being a puppy girl drinking out of a male urinal.
>>82408095What kind of tiktok stuff is he into?
>>82408084https://www.quora.com/What-does-it-mean-when-people-say-eeee-as-an-expressionhere you go. apparently a Yorkshire thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKlZgt0ZGQ
Weekend with the parents for me lads.Taking my dad clay pigeon shooting on Sunday.
>>82408095Report him to Starmer's internet police for accessing social media as a minor
Gunna marry one of you little bent fellas on here make you my wife. Only able to wear a maid costume round the house.
>>82408106dont really know mate but its always playing that grime music in the background
I seen bikini pictures of my Mother in law, and Mom on whatsapp status does it count as relapse.I don't fap to it obviously but just watching about all their pics continuously about 20 min which they were uploading out of boredom. Might be a silly question but I am concerned. I am on day 108. Please help.
does anyone know if i can get a job at a library without having any gsces?
>>82408126you need a degree for that these days
>>82408111>Taking my dad clay pigeon shooting on Sunday.nice. whereabouts? how much it cost? i wanna take me dad too
leave the pigeons alone mate what have they done to you
>>82408095Get off his case unc
>>82408126library science is a whole weird field, if you want to be an actual 'librarian'going to assume you need an A-C in at least English and Maths even if you're doing some assistant job. sorry lad.
does anyone know if i can get a job as a van driver without having any gsces?
blooming gen x walking outside with their Walkmans in. can't even just walk around, without listening to something CONSTANTLY.generation before that, it was people reading books on the train.
>>82408135Are they real shotguns?
>>82408171nah mate they fire clay bullets.
anyone know if i can work at tesco without gcses?
i'd love nothing more than for someone to now explain to me that shotguns don't fire bullets.
OH MY DAYS I CANNOT BE ARSED
>>82408167Reading books and listening to walkmans doesn't impact you. Blaring shit through speakers does
>>82408102That's pretty hot ngl. You wanna be submissive? Don't like the urinal aspect but pissing on your face from the source would be lush.
>>82408183depends what you class as a bullet init lad
feel like getting all emo'd out
>>82408191i hesitate to even call them 'cartridges' or 'shells' in case that's just the container the projectiles are released from.
>>82407348if the punishment for breaking a law is financial, that law only exists for the lower classes
>>82408206Fucking a teenage scene lass back in the day, the memory still gets me off. Awkward sloppy teenage sex.
>>82408190I'm going to spoiler this so people don't get disgusted by my degeneracyYou have been warnedYou wanna be submissive?Do you really have to ask?Don't like the urinal aspectThen maybe they shouldn't make urinals bowl shapedbut pissing on your faceAfraid I have to insist on mouth]
>>82408208>>82408224PROPER MONG
>>82408206get that MCR blasting lad.
CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES
>>82408230Why? It worked. I didn't want to post that if people are rightfully disgusted and it didn't spoiler. Now shoo
>>82408135You can make it as expensive as you like to be honest.I went for the top package (wahey) because it's a milestone birthday.
>>82408174Oh that's a shame. I was thinking if it was a real shotgun I could use it to shoot myself in the head, never mind.
>>82408259youre well edgy arent you mate
>>82408224I would piss in your mouth as long as you were cute femboy.
>>82408262No. Just looking for an easy way out.
Funny how the end stage of moids porn addiction is cutting their balls off. Natural selection
ive quit porn me
Times are hard when you breakout the sock puppet dollies for (You)s
>>82408267Depends. If they're dominant the end stage becomes cringe bdsm leather shit. If they're beta then it's femdom/cuckoldry stuff.
>>82408132are you being serious? that cant be true surely.
>>82408285Fuuuck I'm right into femdom already. I do hope there isn't a next level of depravity still to come. Maybe hotwifing or something.
>>82408267footspacker is into trannies he's almost there
>>82408306nothing wrong with femdom mate as long as it's not the extreme shite
John Alford sex pest convicted today ladsDirty pervy pedo manCheck the newsIs realAbsolutely disgustingHope he rots in prison and learns lessonsDirty manMakes me skin crawlHorrible manPervy manHorrible man
>>82406797>Google certifiedMy sidesWorthless
>Google certified
The normal Friday night alone posting make believe, thread drama and YouTuber drama on 4chan is it, king?
>>82408380>Certified proxy nonce
>>82408264Cute boy. Femboys aren't real. Don't be fooled by the stripey socks they all wear.
>>82408388it's just a picture of seasidemark mate no need to get upset about it
>>82408399Retarded moids
Chinese kino is back on the menu de lids.
>>82408404>it's just a picture of seasidemark mate no need to get upset about itHe doesn't know.
>>82408409all you need to know is he's google certified
>1726838064312117.png (3.51 MB, 1024x1536)Mad file name>3.51 MB For a simple file >>82408443>1751665165157805.png (2.16 MB, 1024x1536)>2.16 MBThere is another image contained inside these pictures. Nice if you like cheese pizza.
what job can i get that doesnt require going to school for? i got no gsces. not working at tesco or mcdees ever again. want a fucking ez job.
>>82408461What are you going on about mate? its the same file size from the last thread. proper weird you are
>>82408481Distributing CP lad
Multiple posters here appear to be paedophiles
>He can't decode the images that contain kids being fucked
>>82408499JAV has some very young looking lassies but they're all of age and it lush.
If you like skinny petite adult women then you're a nonce.
Ruth's Tuppence - Built for BBC.
>>82408206>feel like getting all emo'd outAnother proxy nonce
Crossy mandem https://youtu.be/4a_K8FT0PGE
>>82408620nothing 'noncey' about emos. we're all in our 30s now.
Why is the Youtube algorithm showing me this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLZgRHqndSo
Bit reddit, but the idea of an afterlife just feels weird. Like... what psychology do you have? Your 25 year old self, your 50 year old, your dementia ridden 80 year old self? Like... surely if you kept the same brain and you went to an afterlife, you'd want to kill yourself at 25 or something.
>>82408694Jannies won't like this one bit will they?
>>82408694>Why are proxy nonce hiding theirESL moment la?
Might get a webab wrap tonight classic HHL style x
>I seen sombody fart, alot of times fartin will get yo butt took. People dont know that. When you fart? people do that her on the street, tryna' get ah, try to get some laughs>ppFFFFT>you know, fart real loud, do that in prison, ill tell you what they gone say as soon as you fart, they gonn- somebody gonna holler atchu ''oh, oh speak to me 'ol toothless one''. Yall hear that? that was LOOSE, thats juicy, whoeever did that is juicyyyy and they gonna want a crack you, so when i picked up on that, I farted once by mistake but I looked at someone else like ??? damn, you juicy like that, like i threw it off of me and they was on him allll day, they man and they they start feelin his butt>one of them grab his butt an hes like ''STOP STOP!'' and they wanna stuff that thang an next thing they got him bent ova so go on fart, all you gotta do is fart in there, fart right in the open see what they say they gonna say MM HMMM yall hear that? wooooweee boy spoke to me whoever did that i want yo number imma come see youHOW did they release this menace
>jannies won't like that they know britfeel is CP central >We post CP hahah you're ESL
Fuckin hell! Sleep pattern has been shit so i tried staying up but mustve fallen asleep about 10am and now I'm just up.
argh lad why post that you fucking wrongun, posting big baps to level it out
>>82408734Did the person accusing the thread post the CP?YesDid that person word their post like english was their second language, yes.Ask me how I know you are retard?
>>82408756Why are you defending paedophiles ITT?Proxy nonce.
>twoll enters the thread>the IQ level of the thread lowersEvery time.
dollymong has upped his game
>>82408739you can work nights at the warehouse
>>82408779Shame he can't up his IQ game amarite.
Corrrr, some sexy images posted here today.
>>82408783Might have to lad. Been working from home for 5 years doing roughly 90mins a day web work for a bloke and getting paid for 8 hrs. He's retired and just got redundancy.
>>82408732It's only HHL style when you pick up the phone and physically ring them and make the order with your voice. Just eat online ordering like a beta isn't HHL style.
WTFhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/3504685.html
>>82408796best be referring to the big bapped cradle of filth nuns and not the noncey ones
We both know which one you'll be doing though. So just to clarify you're ordering a kebab pathetic cuck style not HHL style.
>>82408821That's up for you to decide.*loads up nhentai*
You don't just eat the same item and it's HHL style. That's retarded. You want the glory of HHL style without the hard bit. Shameful. So in the future remember you're doing it gay beta style which is you style, don't disgrace helper for clout
>>82408858>You don't just eat the same item and it's HHL style. That's retarded. You want the glory of HHL style without the hard bit. Shameful. So in the future remember you're doing it gay beta style which is you style, don't disgrace helper for cloutfascinating
Hitting up Hinge matches from a year ago because I am lonely and desperate
>>82408851why are you all unironic peadophiles, I am literally the only one itt who likes large tits
>>82408809KinoLet's see Keith do some drill at the labour conference
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ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT CREW, MAKE SOME POSTS !!!!!!
>>82408890nah thats not fair is it, that condemns every single poster + nonces aren't really punished anyway so it literally doesn't matter
Why don't you add "HHL style" on your little just-eat delivery notes next to "please leave it at the door thank you" Hahaha fucking worm.
>>82408809did she forget the words?sounds like she actually has some pipes on her, to be fair
>>82408907that is genuinely the law, not joking.but yeah in practice i doubt it's ever amounted to anything. i remember when script kiddies would flood random forums with that filth.
>>82408923I see literal distributors of it and people on the euss scheme who have actually nonced children on the pnc with ''NFA'' next to their name, this country does not give a single toss about noncery its madness.
Something different for the new thread>>82408938Corr that's different>>82408938But not too different, don't worry.>>82408938
/britfeel/ facilitates for nonces. >No n no it was him not me I just looked but I didn't like it lol.
