Why get up when bed is so comfy?
because i have to piss
>>82416614So true, anon...It's cause of all that damn water
>>82416614just keep a bottle next to bed, roll on your side to the edge of the bed, fill it up, clean tip on bedsheets, roll back in and cover yourself again. Always comfy comfy comfy!
>>82416778But what if you need to shit?
>>82416596the funny box with all my games and friends is outside my bed's reach so i gotta get up
>>82416883I haven't come up with a flawless method for that yet. Currently I still get up and go to the toilet. But while one might have to piss a dozen times in a day, shitting can be a 1 per day or even less frequent event.
>>82416892or you gotta move your bed
>>82416778What an... idea!>>82416999I believe in you, trips king...>>82416892Ironically, mine is within reach of bed! So I really have no reason to leave! Other than #2, like we're trying to solve now, I suppose...Though one other problem I've noticed is I fall asleep at random, like just now I did for a whole hour!
>>82416614>because i have to pissWhy not just piss the bed?
>>82417006sadly my bed is quite literally bolted to the ground anon>>82417029>mine is within reach of bed!you hold a dangerous power...>I fall asleep at randomim kind of envious of that. being unconscious is my favourite part of living!
>>82417248>sadly my bed is quite literally bolted to the ground anonWhy? How?
