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I feel like my scars make me so ugly. It feels awful sometimes. Can someone truly love a girl with scars?
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>>82487645
What kind of scars?
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>>82487645
There are people out there marrying women with facial deformation i think you're fine now go and get yourself a chad nicholson foid
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>>82487645
>Can someone truly love a girl
Yes. You will receive replies from anons who genuinely want to try. If you respond to none, you are baiting and should feel ashamed. Good luck with your thread, stinky.
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cutting scars? They kind of hot...
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Hanako Ikezawa - Katawa Shoujo
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I'd give you a chance if you were in the same country and timezone as me (us east)
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>>82487645
Scars are hot and the more of them there are the hotter it is
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stop being an attention seeking whore
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>>82487645
Self harm scars just make me sad. Can I ask why you felt the urge to hurt yourself like that?
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>>82487645
It really depends from my experience you will just attract creeps who want you to cut more. So maybe show them in a later part of the relationship.
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>>82487645
if you are otherwise cute and lovable it doesnt matter
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>>82487645
I don't think scars are outright hot but if a girl I loved had them, and didn't get any more, it would show I'm doing a good job with her
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>>82487645
You can trick a naive young man to fall in love with you, but eventually your unresolved mental issues will cause him to suffer. Who knows, he might even be okay with cutting scars because he himself is also damaged and will end up making YOU worse.
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whats so fun about cutting
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>>82488532
The feeling good on the skin
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>>82488540
r u lying to me
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>>82488543
no Im not lying it feels tingly and nice but I dont recommend you starting otherwise you spiral
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>>82488548
do you feel big and strong when you cut
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>>82488553
no just a bit manic. are you big an strong lol
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>>82488560
destroying things can make you feel really big and strong
but you probably have empathy don't you :(
or are you a coward?
but you can just destroy your own body for starters
that way you can understand how nice destroying things can feel
you psycho!
you're not starting to enjoy the feeling are you?
>are you big an strong lol
yeah.
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>>82488602
I have empathy but im not a coward why would you think that? Im not a psycho but I enjoy the feeling.
Why do you feel big and strong?
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>>82487645
It really depends on the scars.
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>>82487645
I don't like or dislike them unless it's something really disfiguring. It mostly makes me feel bad for her and want to protect her.
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>>82488622
no no no you don't understand!
why hurt yourself when you can get such a thrill from hurting others?
because you DO have empathy so the only person that you CAN hurt is yourself!
or would you like others to hurt you instead would that be even better?
>Why do you feel big and strong?
because of my body!
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>>82488719
I dont want to see others in pain I like to see them happy. Hurting others is pathetic and I will never.
The thrill is in the feeling of it and I cant feel what others feel.
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https://youtu.be/LPaIsZxXiUE?si=n-G4nIUE2Vehu7qu
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>>82487645
They're endearing
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>>82487645
Boo hoo nigga
>Give me attention
>Because i'm a woman
>No I won't prove i'm a woman
>Why would I do that?
>I just want attention
Next time sever the main artery and end your entire life. Maybe then we'll give you attention, faggot
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>>82487645
I really loved this one girls that had burn scars everywhere. She rejected me and ended up marrying a bank manager. That experience kind of broke me.
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>>82488755
sin...
sex...
SALVATION
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>>82488772
These dumb niggers should be banned. Get beta orbiters somewhere else. Go to reddit.
Boo hoo, you're a woman, you want attention. Kill yourself for being an attention seeking faggot.
These faggots never post proof either.
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>>82488777
Posting proof is showing your body that defeats the point of anonymity
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>>82488760
you done tried all the rest...
now try...
THE BEST
https://youtu.be/-vaKbVkfw1I?si=v-_ug84pXFQF75dw
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>>82488796
You undid anonymity when you came out of the woodwork that is everyone being a faceless anonymous user saying "hi guys, female with a vagina here, give me attention"
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you are so lucky you know that?
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>>82488804
people usually guess it with opinions and speaking mannerisms not always by directly saying im a girl or something
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>>82488842
You want attention. You want beta orbiters to tell you what you want to hear who you'll never fuck because you want the free attention.
Go to a fucking therapist. They'll be paid to hear your bullshit. If you want to be anonymous and vent your problems, don't mention you're a woman.
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>>82488856
no I dont want that kys
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>>82488893
So instead you'll fish and bait for attention on 4chan
Fakecel in the literal sense of the word
Go to reddit or tumblr, twitter or some other normie website
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>>82487645
You mean stretch marks right? Hubba hubba.
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an a is just an o with a sexy scar aaadding some lovely detail.

A-O!
HEY-OH
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>>82488856
>Go to a fucking the rapist
Who is getting raped the fucker or the fucked?
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We've got a letter of constant consent. These pair of signatures show anything goes for both of us. This way? That way? All's OKAY.
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Pegging requires a "may I dear?"
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>>82489060
what you on gang!?
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>>82488893
>no I dont want that kys
Officer! Help me! This individual Anonymous just committed textual assault.
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>>82489111
>what you on gang!?
I suppose three's a gang but three ones are seven.
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>>82489129
oh no didnt know it was illegal:(
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>>82489134
this how you coming? bet.
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>>82488856
>don't mention you're a woman.
Especially not in the r9gay thread. Piss off until you grow a proper urethra and earn the title lil piss wanker.
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>>82489175
They done named me "Lucy Caboosey" because my O-ring so worn out it seem like I been riding the rail since 1862.

ALL ABOARD THE HOMO LOVE-TRAIN!
POO POOOOOOO!!

BUGGA-FUGGA BUGGA-FUGGA BUGGA-FUGGA BUGGA-FUGGA BUGGA-FUGGA BUGGA-FUGGA

POO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>82489180
>4chan
>The site where we're all anonymous
>Until dipshits decided they wanted attention so they'd mention they were a woman
>Creating the need for tits or gtfo
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if youre a girl that has cutting scars then it's kind of whatever i mean maybe youll get a few rejections but theres definitely someone that will say some shit like "theyre so beautiful"
if youre a guy with cutting scars then just kill yourself because it's fucking over before it even began nigga
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>>82489168
>textual assault
US-ASCII is legal but don't try throw in any of those sodding non-ascii wanker symbols
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>>82489202
nobody on the internet is a woman but any of us can imagine and pretend we are LET'S PLAY PRETENDO 64!! FEMALE KART!!!
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>>82489223
Everyone is anonymous until they start breaking anonymity and softly identifying themselves or making outright claims. You could be a fat hairy bastard, you could be a college kid, or the rare grill. I don't make the rules
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>>82489202
>>Creating the need for tits or gtfo
https://vocaroo.com/1aH3pzftkKUk
no mantits
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I am no one. I am not here. These words are false.
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>>82489217
what do you mean i dont get it??txyxt
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>>82489271
You know soggy biscuit? No wait let me start over.

What's your favorite cookie?
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>>82487645
i could. But I have my own scars, so I'm not one to judge
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>>82489279
You are gross. But I like oreos NORMAL oreos
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What compels a guy to join a foids thread who already has 50 other male orbiters, and drop a comment? Nothing, nobody would ever do that. Thats a delusional level of simping. These threads are ai generated to demoralize us. But they take it too far, they can easily get away with a foid having 10 guys reply to her, but to repeatedly see a foid post nonsense and keep getting that same number of user engagement every single time is extremely unlikely. So yeah, ai bot, update your fucking programming. Only do that once or twice, and dont let me see it happen more than once a week. Or else youre going to get my downvote for breaking the immersion that there are no fake threads
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>>82489302
>I like oreos NORMAL oreos
The black ones with the white stuff inside?
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>>82489323
To be honest it's 1% more interesting than the usual shit I'd do where I talk to myself or do useful work. Sometimes I honestly wonder who posts these threads, but, rarely they tend to be way above 9/10 threads especially on r9k. Don't care who I'm talking to I'd just get so many paper cuts on my dick if I tried to fuck their printout anyway.
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>>82489198
ok he think im playing
BYE FELICIA!
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>>82489327
Yes what do you like?
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>>82489348
I was aiming for the choice of words joke there, you know. Uh, along those lines probably something molten, exceptionally sticky and covered in large chunks and wads of fudge with some humor in.
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>>82489357
chocolade chip cookies surrounded by a group of guys? Strange choice
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>>82489370
You just imagined that vividly didn't you, pervert?
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>>82489375
NOOO I never saw it im not a perv
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>>82489387
Clear your mind. Open your third eye and gaze upon the reality within. I see a large letter. That letter comes betwixt G and I. It's name is ecchi.
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Fuckadoodle I typed "It's" when I'd meant to type "its". I did not intend to say "it is" and now my post sounds most ridiculous. Fuddle duddle.
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>>82489398
What is ecchi?
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>>82489413
It's the letter used to spell H-E-N-T-A-I which means PERVERT.
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>>82489432
ohhh sure I will expect the title
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>>82489453
Please Stop Fapping!
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>>82489462
I HAVE NEVER done such things
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>>82489453
>ohhh sure I will expect the title
Your title is chav wankstain 9th esquire, duke of dork champion of chavton. Whereabouts are you then? I'd aimed for britain but that seems unlikely.
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>>82489477
You have failed to capture the British essence but its a good attempt
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>>82489476
>I HAVE NEVER
No worries I've managed to score a high enough rank in my time to accommodate your lackluster performance by normalization.
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>>82489499
What do you mean? i wasnt lying I dont do such things
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>>82489498
>You have failed to capture the British essence
As I clench your gnarled rippling and heaving scrote in my palm, you wince at first then show a brief glimmer of joy before it's hidden once more.
>I did not enjoy that one bit. Not at all.
You claim but the truth is obvious for all to see.
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>>82489513
what is a scrote?
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>>82489512
That's fine. We'll just take half of my score and move it to yours ranking you 2nd place worldwide after I finish this one in the next immediate instant.
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>>82489522
>what is a scrote?
It's a bit like a flabby, that is, very flabby chin, but generally located nearer the belt.
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>>82489529
Thank you that means a lot :D
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>>82489536
so you mean a fat guys hanging stomach skin?
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>>82489540
*inhales deeply in combination with a sigh* Yes, sort of ...
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*grimaces and cringes intensely*
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>>82489567
Im not a fat man so no i dont have one but even if I had you cant grab it
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>>82489575
>... but even if I had you cant grab it
Delightful.
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>>82489577
what do you mean by that grab some other persons scrote and I still dont really know what it is?
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>>82489580
You're not of age then. You're either very young or not a native English speaker, although you could be a yank from the states.
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My advice is that if you're 14 or something, you'd best mostly avoid 4chan until you're at minimum 18, albeit nobody ever listens. For the most part at least NEVER take anything anyone says here seriously. Just assume they're sarcastic, joking, using irony or making references to something. That ought to be partly healthy apart from the heinous disgusting sort of stuff people post continuously.
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Instead of sarcastic I personally rather assume they're completely full of shite.

That's not the same as regular plain old shit. Shite is a special sort, as if you'd made cotton candy out of shit and dyed and scented it only to reveal its source once it was consumed and lead to the death of the victim.
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>>82489587
Im of age. Didnt know there was a abbreviations for that word lol
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>>82489615
Ah, well you don't seem particularly well read or very quick to look things up then. A dictionary could demonstrate "Scrote" pretty effectively, and "Scrotum" is a bit of an obvious guess. So my joke was a form of perverse brit dry humor where reference was made to masochism (enjoyment of pain/humiliation) and denial for pride (briefly showing he'd enjoyed it then claiming he hadn't.)

Most crucial is the "british essence" I came up with on the spot was found stowed within a brit dude's ballsack.
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>>82489631
Oh understand. Maybe I still have some work to do to capture that essence
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>>82489657
>I still have some work to do to capture that essence
All things "come" in due time.
Work hard at it; mind you, not too hard.
Gentle at first, then a little rougher.
Eventually when you've become skilled things will all "come" together at once.



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