drunk alone editionemptied >>82467291
>>82489922jagermeister-kun
Meow I'm le mentally ill
>>82490020I would like to say that I hate you roiders always coming into my threads on /a/ turning everything into your deluded representatationfaggotry and headcanon.Also, I think your roided up bodies look disgusting.That is all.
i am doggy of the day
>>82490081This is a twink x twink general schizo
>tfw bunnymutt goes to take a piss on a cold day and you can see the steam rising off of his piss from the warmth
these threads are cringe
im drunk alone for drunk alone edition and incidentally im also going to die alone and i will never have a boyfriend forever
>>82490716some things we just don't know
>>82490705which post made you think that?
>>82490723i actually just used the quantum computer in my mansion and it told me ill never get to be cuddled and held
>>82490716im drunk asleep ;))
>>82490730alright then you should get a big dog
Can general misogyny (not wanting to be around women) while not actively desiring sex/relationships with women be a sign of closet homosexuality? Or is he just an incel?
>>82490739i am too reckless and irresponsible for a dog so i think a huiman male would be better
>>82490490Welcome back canada, did you get your bbc addicted femboyfriend?
im going to take out my mental illness on everyone today i think
Kill kill maybe eat yumt. Zombie
hug hug love and kisst. boyfriend
how do you look less gay? i know a lot of people have to act more gay to get noticed as it, but everyone seems to think i am gay straight away and i would prefer to stay in a less glass closet honestly and i dont know what i am doing wrong
>>82490968It might be the way you move around or talk.
>>82490968just be less of a faggot faggot
>>82490968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svzTat79UFMCaptcha:AXGAY
>>82490753Homosexuality isn't defined by aversion to women, but by attraction to men. Assuming misogynists are gay will just lead you to getting your heart broken
My sister's 14 year old gay friend is so fucking cute but I'm scared hell tell on me if I creep on him aaaa
don't click this https://files.catbox.moe/yupppe.mp4
>>82491171What a fucking pedo. You need to be put down. As all the Troon freaks here.
He's probably all squicked out by a 2 month age gap or something anyway like the rest of his generation.
8 hour Saturday is so rough that Im going to get my boyfriend to pump me full after I get done here. Fuck do I need his dick
I never understood the whole "NEED" for sex thing. Like really? I don't understand how prostitution as an industry exists. I think humanity should've evolved past this point mentally.
>>82490968Just don't bee urself.
>>82491313What, you were never horny?
prostitution exists because men get horny and don't want to jack off and thus pay a willing hole to borrow it for a few minutes.
Meow I wish someone would borrow my holes meow
>>82491340I've felt horny before but its feels like a very trivial desire even in the moment but I've never thought like "man I NEED to have sex right now or I'll EXPLODE" which separates being horny from like hunger or thirst or sleep or most other "base" desires.
Sex is a shortcut to catharsis, feeling grounded and right and puts things into perspective and helps you differentiate between whats real and what isnt
I'd never have sex it's too scary
Sex is fun you should try it, regularly even
leave the porn gifs out please I can look up porn on my own if I want.
>>82491581I will not meow kill sex with a hammer
>tfw ywn be smote by meow's holy hammer.You still have THE hammer, right meow?
>>82491666Meow ya why would I get a new one
Imagine laying back, lifting your legs to expose your hole and letting your bf give you just the tip. The first contact of cold lube between his warm cock and your hot ass. Think about the exhilaration when he first pushes in, stretching slowly and not stopping despite whatever protests you might have. Before you know it hes balls deep and youre full of him and he starts to pump, short at first, in rhythm
Sigh gaming is tiring. I wanna game all day but I get tired. Doing something else now feels like a waste of time thoever.
>>82491682Excuse me my unspecified gender friend goes by they and you can't police my theyguage
>>82491696Whatcha playan faggy
I want to game too but my leg and back are already hurting and I can't. Plus nothing I try seems to interest me today.
>>82491696I'm looking at this picture and trying to imagine what it's like to be there and yeah it's kind of cute but then I remember how I actually was at that age and I would have ripped through them like tissue paper, like a professional football team busting through a paper banner as they charge out of the locker room and trample an oblivious cheerleader standing on the other side.
>>82491714I was playing cronos new dawn, which is amazing and cool, but survival horror gets really annoying after a while I wish I could move faster and have unlimited resources waaaaa. Also played space pirate cobra which is pretty cool too and cutscenes are very fun. And what do you have to say?
>>82491839>Pooper teamCringe
>>82490081>I think your roided up bodies look disgusting.>posts hottest image ever.I'll gladly take them off your hands.
>tfw no natty bf that can benchpress me 69 times
buying alcohol for tonight but I always feel ashamed walking through the door and my family seeing it. I don't even buy it that often!!
>tfw getting swole to carry bridal carry your future husband over the threshold properly.
>>82492387Place it outside your bedroom window and grab it later, hide it in a water bottle or energy drink can, use a canvas bag, ect.t. degenerate loser
>>82491183hope no one clicked this
just start smoking meth right in front of your parents pussy
When I go the store tomorrow will I be able to resist getting candy? I know I should but the will power is weak.
>>82490968Just come out already what's the point of being closeted if everyone knows?
>>82492387why drink alone
>>82492755I'm not alone. I have r9gay to post stupid shit in when I get drunk :)
>>82492762>I'm not alone, I have *bad virtual company* I mean why don't you try drinking at a gay bar and give a chance to fate
You wouldn't bully your fbf for being a weezer fan right?https://youtu.be/r2dosVRzLSM?si=6oKIgzaHGUbk1Fiq
>>82492847i like weezer but ive only listened to blue album
>>82492847I listen to weezer sometimes but I get the gay virgin music angle lol
>>82492857My and my fbf will spend time listening to a bunch of albums together.>>82492881Am I suppose to say... Thanks?
>>82492755It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant!
>>82492847I'd bully you for being a pleb. this mogs all the other bonus trackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASDzIXCRVQI(also the gay demo verison is fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbxxiVdypZ8 )
>>82492901What do I care I'm just saying that it's faggy music for loser virgins
>>82492919Gonna listen to these in a sec anon this is what I am listening to right naow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKAMZ2bJNcM>>82492927>fag>loser>virgin3 out of 3! Do I win anything?
>>82492935Wow same yay
Shaved so I look like a respectable young man again>>82491849Why do you think so bloo
>woke up screaming and crying todayWould you date a boy with night terrors?
>>82492755not him but i drink for a few hours in my bedroom at 2am so bars arent even open
>>82493009Their games are bad and ggay on average
what's the point in coming out if you're never gonna have a relationship anyway
>>82491192my /r9gay/ gf on the left
>tfw no zeon spacenoid bf..
>>82493065Yeah but not this one...It's really cool just look at the visuals ffs
>>82493038maybe but if he had any night terrors i would hit him and make him sleep on the couch. like get over it
>>82491183I'm in love with you anonhe
>>82491192All men are pedophiles if you get them drunk enough THOUGH
You are all degens.
im putting things in my butt everyone
>>82494399Seethe and dilate roastoid, your man doesn't want to fuck you anymore because you're dry and loose.
>>82494444A roastie would be masturbating if her bf did that
Hey losers i used to be like you but now I have a bf of 5 yrs uwu suck a dick byeee
i am going to blow my face out the back of my head if i dont get a boyfriend to cook for immediately
>>82491268wish i had that. all my relationships there's just no fucking at all. fucking hate bottoms and my stupid fucking life.
been learning my way around 3dsmax and blender for modding purposes and man do i hate all this business with textures and models. i don't know shit about dick when it comes to how textures wrap around meshes so when shit doesn't work right for the models i've imported i need to learn around for hours to solve something that someone more experienced would know how to fix in seconds.
does anyone here like rawdawg comics? people tell me I'm like Bingus but I feel more like Desmond :(
>>82493442I used to tell someone this sort of stuff all the time, it's crazy seeing people in this thread long for it, I guess I just wasn't good enough.
Are there any clingy, friendless, high-IQ, autistic, NEET boys in or near Redmond WA?If you are one, add me on Discord @aspergerseparatist if interested.
i'm a hot male and i deserve a boyfriend
This cute boy kept making eye contact I wanted to kiss him so bad but I couldn't handle the anxiety
>>82497107the bf in your image seems high maintenance
>>82491171Kill yourself, Anon. I mean that with every bit of my soul.
>>82493038hell yeah id date a boy with night terrors
>>82493855I can't control it...>>82497698Thanks. I promise to hold onto you tight afterward if I get one. That or vice versa. >>82496648Why do you ask this? Serous question, what the fuck are you trying to achieve.
reminder that if you identify with berserk characters you immediately out yourself as having bpd. griffith identifying is the most obvious histrionic type, but guts? insidious, sinister. twice as manipulative as a woman male bpd.
>>82498156pretty definite that's the guy who keeps making those i need an autistic slave bf threads.
>>82498318what is identify with? is that like liking something?
>>82498156it's a homeless man with no teeth.
>>82498447>>82498410also yeah, correction, homeless man with no teeth in his 40s
>shower, feel clean and still a little hungry>barely noticeable stomach cramp>proceed to have the most giardia-coded diarrhea out of nowhereman... i guess it kind of cheered me up a bit though :/
embarrassing cringe thread
I upchucked and it was a really beautiful dark green clear liquid.
>>82498718weird. mine has always been a standard orange-y color. I guess it would have more distinct hues if you drank/ate something of a specific hue recently.
40/m4:31AM for me and drinking and looking at /r9k/What is my life(inb4pathetic)
>>82498883are you the infamous 40 yo virgin?
>>82498893Nah, but I'm close. Lost it a week after I turned 37.
>>82498473does it feel like cum leaking out your arsehole
>resisting the urge to try to message him again and make a fool of myself I'm literally just a fucking loser, aren't I?
>>82498914Story we can clock your posts
>>82498456don't slander himmm, he's rlly sweet and actually cute
>>82499009Lost it after talking with a woman on /r/virginityexchange for a few months. She was into, or at least didn't mind older virgins.
>>82495531never heard of it are they always like this
do you guys actually have exs and past romantic relationships and stuff? i though we were all faggot incel chuds here.
>>82499064>>82498883heretechnically one ex. one on and off pseudo relationship on a girl I met on 4chan a long time ago. not an incel but only had sex once.
>>824991274chan relationship was different. one ex. and. oi. might be better if I just gave up and lived in a cave like this guy
thats still kinda logical to be herec onsidering your almost 40. but if your in your 20s and having had relationships i cant fathom why you would come here.
>>82499064a girl kissed me in 9th grade
>>82498883i did that yesterday and it was great
>>82499344Well cheers, anon
cringe ahh degen thread
>>82499064Our home has fallen a long ago brother...
drinking rn (kentucky bourbon)
i love not being an alcoholic
How are you freaks still posting here? >>>/lgbt/ go back there
>>82499546how can i go back to a place ive never been
im not gay but drunk atm. Would you guys stop asking me if im up to fuck? I would like a girl. It;s bad enough I had a published author asked if I could be his bf and he would cover everything if he could just get access to my ass. Like is this what girls have to put up with?
>>82499583>Like is this what girls have to put up with?basically yes, now spread those cheeks
>>82499546>still>back
>>82499583man, i need to go start drinking whether you are if theyre that desperate. that or you are really fucking hot, but you wouldnt be on r9k in that case.
>>82499666>man, i need to go start drinking whether you are if theyre that desperate. that or you are really fucking hot, but you wouldnt be on r9k in that case.I'm XXY with autism, girls at school though I was trans.
>>82499693i just looked at xxy men, it seems they all are really obese so you got a obese arse most likely and thats why they all want you so keep your booty safe when you go piss.
>>82499724>just looked at xxy men, it seems they all are really obeseI am basically skinnyfat with a shapely butt, since I hate gaining weight. Thankfully my shoudler width is larger than my hip width
>>82499064I got ya buddy. Closes I did was hugging 2 or 3 guys, as "friends" (don't get it wrong they were straight, I thought I was as well that's the thing)
planning on coming out to my mom any advice fellow gaybots ;3
>>82500156only that you shouldn't do it
I'll come out years after I get a bf and move out. When I'll finally be forced to admit we're not just friends.
