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why is it so hard to be friends with guys without them falling in love with you
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>>82498408
You must be very loveable
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>>82498413
there's a 99.99% chance he isn't and is just trying to trick the observer into thinking he is. it's meant to trick you. red herring.

for what its worth, if you are my particular shithead, because you're fucking amazing. and to all other shitheads, it's the same reason. you're fucking amazing.
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>>82498408
are you a lesbian bff
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>>82498408
they aren't successfully meeting women to date
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>>82498408
It isn't. You just need to be a social misfit whom nobody could ever love. You know, a 4chan poster. B=============================D
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Someone who you're attracted to also being someone you want to be friends with is basically the ideal mate
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Why was s/he the sperm that made it? Out of all the others, millions perhaps the sole success? Only to turn into this miserable cretin?
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>>82498534
This. 1000 times this
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>>82498539
agreed mike
t. runit
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>>82498534
>Someone who you're attracted to also being someone you want to be friends with is basically the ideal mate
>>82498539
>This. 1000 times this
but she isn't attracted to him, she just wanted to vent and get attention
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ur a headcase bro touch grass
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>>82498408
guy friends almost never fall in love with me, usually its me falling hopelessly in love with them. ending it immediately
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>>82498408
we could be friends anon but I have to warn you all of my female friends have always flirted with me so be sure to control yourself
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>>82498408
Im not having sex with nothing
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>>82498552
>but she isn't attracted to him, she just wanted to vent and get attention
See >>82498427
It's pseudo-trolling, very boring shit. Just make something some incel/loser will latch onto as false hope, hooking him back to the board. I used to be worse than mike that way. Stupid shit.
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>>82498534
I think there might be a general phenomenon of women inviting men into their social confidence without realizing (or being wilfully blind to) how that is usually interpreted as a sign of at least potential sexual interest. Women being the gatekeepers of sex carries a lot of power but also a lot of responsibility in this regard
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>>82498408
>why is the biological imperative that's deeply ingrained in dna and reinforced with hundreds of thousands of years of evolution and the need to procreate so hard to avoid in a sexually dimorphic species

kill women, behead women etc
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>>82498408

You can't be friends with men either if you want to fuck them. It's just that most men are unfuckable to you.
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>>82498584
>the gatekeepers of sex

but they're not, lol. men are. men imposed the laws that make rape illegal. in the wild, there's nothing women can do to gatekeep sex, because any man can easily physically overpower a woman. before some whiteknight gets his panties in a twist, i'm not condoning rape, i'm dismantling this often repeated, absolutely incorrect that women are "the gatekeepers of sex," because they aren't. the men who created civilization and enforce the criminalization and penalization of men who simply rape women are the gatekeepers of sex. women on their own are fucking nothing, can't gatekeep anything or keep anyone from doing whatever they want to them.
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>>82498584
often repeated, absolutely incorrect canard*
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>>82498584
The overarching problem might be how women's sexual attraction to a man is much more socially determined. So consider the following:
>both parties mutually attracted (10% of the time), great, they eventually become a couple
>both parties mutually unattracted (10% of the time), great no conflict
>woman able to be won over by man (20% of time - potential danger zone)
>woman not able to be won over by man, but he thinks she is (52.5% of the time - dangaaa zooone)
>man not able to be won over by woman, but she thinks he is (7.5% of the time - danger zone)
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>>82498658
Forgot to include one category but you know what I mean
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>>82498408
What is a girlfriend if not a friend who is a girl?
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>>82498584
>(or being wilfully blind to) how that is usually interpreted as a sign of at least potential sexual interest.
A 45 year old women told me she new the guy in her 20's was attracted to her but she was fine with using him as a tampon, when he showed up again later in her 30s to hang out, she dropped him, because she knew he was going to try to make a move
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>>82498584
>Women being the gatekeepers of sex
HA HA HA HA HA
I'm the gatekeeper of my cock, pity the slimey snail or slug girl who wants it but does not deserve it
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Do all boys have this finger between their legs pointing skyward?
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Women have a much higher sex drive than men when they're dealing with someone they're attracted to. They become moronic, drooling retards. They'll use ANY pickup line, they're fucking hopeless to a degree you have no fucking clue about if you aren't a target of theirs.
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I'm in the checkout at the fucking grocery store. Young 20-something clerk, average looking. "Oh, you're buying X? I really like X." Yeah thanks bye.
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OMIGOSH I HAVE TO START A CONVERSATION FOR ABSOLUTELY ANY REASON SO HE MIGHT NOTICE ME
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>>82498853
>you have no fucking clue about if you aren't a target of theirs.
have you ever been in the situation where a girl is doing retail and you aren't sure if she's just an amazing super helpful employee or she wants your number? How do you fucking deal that?
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>>82498653
However currently for the average guy that means women are the gatekeepers of sex. The average guy cannot do anything to change all the rules that you just spoke about.
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>>82498408
Look into their eyes, theyre reaching critical seed levels. Hes about to blow.



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