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when was the last time you did a standing up fap?
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>>82499547
I do it every now and then just to make sure I physically still can, maybe like a few times a year.
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>>82499547
>3 months ago
whenever i feel like doing it in the shower
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>>82499547
What? Nigga, you need to at least finish standing and be nowhere near the screen. Coomming while eyes on the screen slowly destroys your erection ability.
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>>82499547
every day
I go to the toilet and fap there
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>>82499597
> Coomming while eyes on the screen slowly destroys your erection ability.
Very slowly, I've been doing that for 30 years now; the porn gets more degenerate, but everything still works.
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>>82499547
That's a tasty looking dick and im not even gay. Probably stinks real good too :p
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>>82499836
how often do you jerk off to dicks?
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>>82499999
QUINTS WASTED ON THIS DEGENERACY
>kill yourself
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>>82499547
I knew it would be there but enlarging the picture and seeing the nut in the cup involuntarily made me do an italian american OHHHHh
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A reminder that one of the momcest posters nutted in his mom's coffee.
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>>82500032
it's a tea-bag, idiot
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>>82500074
suspiciously cumlike teabag
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>>82499547
Is it gay if I like seeing guys hard dicks
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>>82499999
checked and keked, its a sign to stop being gay
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>>82499547
>when was the last time you did a standing up fap?
today
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>>82499999
not very often. why?
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>>82499547
This morning. I jizzed in the bathtub! If you wanna swallow my load you have to catch me before I take a shower!
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>>82500214
not op but i'm too lazy to get out of bed. feel free to get on top and shoot your next load down my throat doe
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Why do you ask? Is this actually unusual? That's how I jack off most of the time.
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>>82500345
I did my first standing fap in years that is why I asked
Sometimes but rarely I will do a partial stand up like I get up when I bust but this was from start to cum standing
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>>82499547
Last night I masturbated in public behind a dumpster.
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>>82499547
I wish I could teleport this guy in front of me right now, I would suck him off so good
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>>82499547
It's been a while tbqh i usually only fap at my desk/pc i have a big oled monitor and porn looks so good
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>>82499547
I don't care about whatever you're going on about. I just want to say that's a nasty looking dick and it's too short and stubby.
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>>82504025
>that's a nasty looking dick
.. Are you trolling?
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>>82499547
This morning in the shower why i was getting read to go on my date.
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>>82504060
shower faps are the worst fucking thing in the world. Is it a thing circumcised guys like or something? Because water is a terrible lubricant so if you have foreskin a fap in the shower just feels less good
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>>82499831
But if you tied if with a woman that loves you, it would get up. That's the point. Quit cooming unless you know it's over for you, well, then there no point in quitting.
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>>82504371
*tried, *wouldn't
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>>82501982
any cameras around?



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