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Why does not having a girlfriend bother you guys so much? I mean I feel a certain amount of desire for one but not enough to be depressed over not having one.
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>>82543727
you're probably some normie-lit retard. A gf would heal every aspect of my life
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>>82543727
A lot of people are not mentally secure to be a alone for life. They need someone to be codependent on. Sure touch starvation and not having someone to rely to fulfill your basic human needs sucks but it's often a better option than dealing with the insanity of modern women.
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>>82543755
>the insanity of modern women.

A 25 year old zoomer wrote this.
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>>82543727
Same here. Went 20 years of my life as a KHHV. Went on tinder, won the lottery and got a nerdy girl who looks, truthfully, just mid. 5/10, but her personality is great. That being said, if tomorrow she vanished from my life I think I would be okay with being single again. This is about as good of a relationship as I've ever seen anybody have and all that being said, it still barely offers anything above being single to me.
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>>82543744
>you're probably some normie-lit retard.
I'm a 33 year old virgin.
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>>82543727
It's a pretty big bummer to not have any sort of physical, emotional, intimate, and sexual relationship.
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>>82543727
It doesn't really bother me anymore, I know that I am a useless loser
A loving gf would be nice but it won't change anything, and a women would probably hurt me by making promises she will not keep
Let's assume that I do find a loving, awesome gf who turns into my wife with a good personality, that is what I want more than anything, someone who loves me and I give my all to her, she moves in, we support each other and I get to do my stupid love language of just acts of service for her and loving her and having children
I wouldn't really deserve that, but not having it doesn't explicitly bother me just like not winning the lottery doesn't bother me
If I play and win the lottery I would not have earned it, but damn that would be nice
I don't play either, I'm just a retarded 29 year old autistic virgin who can't even talk to people online, let alone in person
But damn would it be nice to have a partner and a wife and a mother to my children
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>>82543727
not having a gf doesn't bother me. what bothers me is never even having kissed or held hands with someone and currently being restricted to my parent's house studying and wasting my early 20s to get a decent shot at life and wanting to kill myself each time another birthday passes.
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>>82543727
I'd rather have a friend like Yamazaki than a gf at this point
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>>82543984
Yeah, he helped Satou more than the manipulative whore that everyone fawns over
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>>82543727
It's just sex dunning-krueger from porn addicts and normoid redditors.
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>>82543984
the manga version of nhk sucks
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Losers who never had genuine female friends or sexual relationships with them can't see girlfriends outside their fantasy images. They have no real experience and so they idolize something they should avoid.

Every time I end up with a girlfriend I wish I did not have a girlfriend. It takes up so much of my fucking time. She keeps texting me asking if I'm cheating, YES YOU BITCH I'M TRYING TO JERK OFF FUCK YOU LATER SLUT.
>are you finished yet i want to talk???
NO YOU BITCH I HAVE A PORN ADDICTION IT TAKES ME OVER AN HOUR AND YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME I CAN'T CUM IN FIVE MINUTES
>i bet i can make you cum in less than five
GO AHEAD AND TRY RETARD
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>>82544425
Wow man you live a really hard life with your girlfriend offering to fuck you and no longer engage in your subhuman porn addiction.
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>>82544028
>It's just sex dunning-krueger
The biggest part of the Dunning-Kruger SERIES of studies is actually that HIGHLY SKILLED INDIVIDUALS UNDERESTIMATE THEIR OWN PERFORMANCE as well as UNDERESTIMATE THE DIFFICULTY ASSOCIATED WITH ACQUIRING THEIR LEVEL OF SKILL.

This is why someone who has had 10+ girlfriends says "women are no big deal, it's easy." or who've had sex thousands of times "having sex is not as big a deal as you think."

We know that once you get into a relationship for months and have sex daily or near daily your sexual desire drops to negative. Arousal is no longer from anything other than having a dripping wet vagina hovering over your cock. It isn't something you opt-in to, it becomes more automatic.
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>>82544450
The best ones are a rare type of woman maybe 1/20 at best who can have multiple orgasms up to seemingly an unlimited count. If she's ovulating or even slightly horny you'll feel her throbbing on you and she'll tighten up more and more inside swelling up with each orgasm she has.

>hint: sometimes women don't have sensitive tits or dislike having their tits touched, although also rare
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>can you check my tits for cancer please?
Feels like normal milk ducts, pretty swollen up are you ovulating doesn't this hurt a ton?
>it hurts but it's okay it's all good
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heheheh i told him it hurts and it does hurt a tiny bit when he squeezes the glands ...

... but it hurts me SO GOOD.
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>>82543727
Because my dick demands that I find a virgin and fill her with my seed
File a complain with nature or God, not me
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I thought there was another name not just alveoli lobules but meh. Yeah those suckers swell up a ton but if your boyfriend actually loves you more likely than not he's going to have any sort of arousal overridden by genuine concern. Asking him to check your breasts for cancer is possibly a no-go if your goal is to turn him on unless he's a psychopath.
>just speaking from my own experience *shrug*
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I recommend a two step program with minimization of worthless complexity:
1) can you feel my milk ducts and the lobules inside the breast swollen up a ton? i'm ovulating and it hurts a bit so be super gentle
>yeah i can feel it
2) you doing that is making my vagina clench shut super hard and pour out all over my underwear i need a dick in me to stir up your cum and mine into a foam
>PROBABILITY OF SUCCESS: 99.99999999999%
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Yes Ma'am I suppose I wouldn't mind helping out with that one bit.
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>>82544576
It's impossible to fill a virgin with your seedmen (semen for short) unless you arrange her upright upsidedown like they strung virgin mary up whilst 9001 roman legionaries lined up and shot high velocity laserbeam pulses at her hymen bukkake style for days.
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>>82543727
I have killed my desire quite a bit but it tries to fight its way out of the cage in the depths of the darkness in my heart whenever coworkers make jokes about finding me a gf or start talking about their wives.
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They used an ass to lick her clean in between before the buckets of semen turned into a foul protein crust. The donkey died of fatty liver disease.
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>>82544507
Someone's bot is going haywire?
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>>82544793
no u loooooools
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>>82543727
most of us are zoomies. youre 33 and probably just got used to the idea of never having one
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>>82544810
>most of us are zoomies
You couldn't stand a girlfriend without having a massive cube for tits. It wasn't minecraft that started it, this fetish is older and dates back to the original wombraider game.
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>>82543727
It's not even really about the romantic aspect of it (even though I am romantic but that part's just extra fun).
I just want a partner to go through life with. Someone I can rely on to be there and share things with. Without it things feel meaningless. Is that so crazy?
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http://gomerpedia.org/wiki/Womb_Raider
>Womb Raider is an action-adventure media franchise centered around English obstetrician-gynecologist Lara Crotch, who travels around the world and infiltrates dangerous wombs for lost treasures.
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>>82544856
It's mammalian instinct to seek out partners at the end of summer as days grow shorter and temperatures grow colder.
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All mammals do it, it's how we survive in nature. The REASON you feel as if life is "meaningless" is IN FACT because it WILL BE meaningless if you fail to reproduce and freeze or starve to death this winter.
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>>82544471
Incels just overestimate how good sex is due to od'ing constantly on pron. That's the dunnin/krugaer part, everything else is just failed normie FOMO desu~
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>>82544987
I'll paddle ye!
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>>82543815
hubandt material.
there are too many soulless men these days and that's the answer. if a person can't handle being alone, they deserve to hate themselves.
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>>82544987
No, sex can be really good with the right person if you are also good at it. 95% of the time it's mediocre.
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>>82543727
Lmao I guess having unstable parents told you about the worthlessness of relationship.
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>>82545113
That's true but I'd argue at least from my own experience it's part whether someone is that "personality type" or not, and secondly how much you like them for other reasons.

Sex with anyone becomes good if you like each other and want it to be good. A person you genuinely really like spending time and being with becomes more attractive. It's weird.

Someone who starts out physically attractive can also become super unattractive when you find out they're awful to be around.
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>>82543727
i'd probably still be depressed if i had a gf, but the intimacy and having someone to talk with would certainly help a lot.
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>>82543727
Stfu yamazaki
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>>82543984
>>82544018
That's the point, Misaki is an enabling cunt.
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>>82543984
Honestly same. Those ride or die friends are the stuff of legends
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The lack of sex and the inferiority complex caused from knowing every guy out there who is fatter, shorter or uglier than me can do it while I am repulsive to women for some reason.
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>>82544810
Even when I was younger it never bothered me much, that's why I never tried hard to get one. I get wanting a girlfriend, but not wanting it so bad you can't enjoy life otherwise.
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>>82543727
give it some time. but maybe you naturally have a low desire for that i guess. some people are genetic freaks like that. i wish i was too
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Because I want to have sex with a woman on a regular basis. I don't even care if she's a GILF.
I just can't do all the dating and socialising shit, so I'd actually prefer a fuck-buddy over anything else.
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>>82543727
Because humans are social creatures and having a mate is an important part of life. We literally evolved to have friends, find a mate and have kids, so most people feel dread if they can't find a mate.
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>>82543727
Literally thirty seconds after yamazaki says that he gets a call from his oneitis and they go out together and he ditches satou for her
That episode was a huge blackpill



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