/ourguy/ Asmon has lost his dad RIP he was diagnosed with cancer only like a month agoThere's no justice in this sick world
>>82545841as much as i hate this nigga i gotta say rip to his father
>>82545841>faggot boomer dies>OOOOH THE HUMANITYnigger i hope you get cancer next
I can't believe this faggot makes millions of dollars and decides to live in filth. This man is mentally ill.
>>82545841Any time I hear cancer I dip out because I know these ppl are fucking toxic
everyone saying rip to his dad is retarded, how much a fucking degen do you have to be to that you raise a kid that lives like this, even when his son became rich he still does nothing noteworthy or positive, still lives in a crypt, like what the fuck, how can you be okay with your son living like this?
>>82545923he's a fucking adult
>>82545841funny how he would've been kinda cute if he took care of himself a little.guess it doesn't matter either way since money gets him pussy.
>>82545841holy fuck I forgot how fucking ugly Asmongold is Jesus Christ
>>82545841>kills his mom>kills his daddangerous man
>>82545841fucking riphope he doesn't become too depressed about itwe still need good content from himhe has a lot to catch up on now that he's been gone for a couple days
>>82545958Who's next?Is anybody safe?
>>82545841there is no justice, wish my old man would die in 1 month from now but yet im sure his ass will live to be 135
>>82545985>sees thing>uuhhhm yeah so this is like bad/good>yeah I'm not an expert or anything but this is definitely bad/good, like-there you go. you never need to watch him ever again.
>>82546014and yet he's the most entertaining political content streamer, crazy huh?
>>82545990the ceo of twitch will be cannibalized by cthulugold and replaced by a clone controlled by him
>>82546022>wake up>read a headline>not sure what to think>get stressed oh fuck>watch a streamer to unwind>he tells me what my opinion should be in in less than 10 words>the world makes sense againsign of the end times
>>82546014not even remotely true if you've ever watched a single video of him covering current event topics
>>82546022>entertaining political content streameOxymoron
>>82546052I have not, because I'm not a brainrotted faggot. How about you tell me what my opinion on him should be in less than 10 words so we can move on in peace
>>82545846>people care about family members that weren't stereotypical shitty boomers (his dad let him stay at home even when he wasn't getting boomer level success in a postboomer prosperity world)
>>82545985>good contentWhatever makes you sleep at night, man.
>>82546071>admits to not watching videos>says what happens in his videos and being completely wrong
>>82546279Wrong.>>82546014>>82546071 two different anons.
>>82545923He is not some failure of a father because his son streams. That line of attack is lazy. The reality is Zach built an audience of millions. That audience gets monetized. Companies pay to reach that audience. Whether you like the content or not, he created value in a brutally competitive attention economy. You can scoff at him living in a cluttered room, but that same "crypt" setup has supported him for over a decade and built a brand with more cultural footprint than most people ever leave.If you are not the target demographic, fine, but sneering that his dad somehow failed because Zach did not turn into a corporate drone misses the point. He chose to live outside the mold, and millions voluntarily give him their time. That is not nothing. It is proof he did something notable, whether you like it or not.The bottom line: the guy entertains, he sells ads, and he does it well enough that you know his name. That is more of a mark than the vast majority ever make.
>>82546326>Zach did not turn into a corporate droneHuh?????
>>82546326Asmon also ran OTK and some other shit outside of streaming
>>82546324here's a videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59U9P4cxpj0
>>82545841The rules say if you want to be famous you have to sacrifice people close to you
>>82546326so you're a fan of the Kardashians?
>>82545841His dad looks kind of chadly. Why did asmongold come out looking like that?
what a loser, muh daddy waaaahgo cry on youtube about it for clicks faggot
>>82546399>reaction video>constant pausing>fake laughs at the TTS in the video calling fags/trannies 'fruitloops'>paused to thatah. man I'm just gonna let you have this one because I really don't want to watch this tripe.is this just what streamers do now?
I feel bad for him as that's rough for anyoneon the other handhe's an egotistical asshole who rarely feels sorry for others so it's hard to care about his losses
>>82546326>The bottom line: the guy entertains, he sells ads, and he does it well enough that you know his name. That is more of a mark than the vast majority ever makeWhich makes me think: did most of these internet influencers sell their soul to the devil or something? The bar for entertaining content can't be this low, can it?
this guy killed asmongolds dad
>>82546096>he was one of the good onesI'll piss and shit on his grave.
"/ourguy/" yeah fucking right.dude could've AT LEAST gotten a new home or renovated his current shit hole. He chose not to, and let his parents die in squalor to keep up his image of "the greasy gamer that lives with his parents". no wonder his mom died, she was breathing in black mold and piles of dust while her multi-millionaire son was farming for his new WoW mount upstairs.rest in piss bozo
>>82545841>his dad is deadWait really? I'm not going to say retarded shit like prayers but having both of your parents dead really sucks.>>82546326Amusingly with the dead of Charlie we can really see all the retards chimping out as what they are, retarded evil leftists. I'm not surprised. I'll never take them seriously anymore.I don't necessarily like the guy and think that some of his takes are completely retarded, but to say that he's not an important internet figure at least is delusional.
>>82546814truth nvke>asmon is selfish
its over for worlowawa
I liked watching asmon when he played games and shit. But that dude turned into me when i 13 18 years ago just saying edgy shit to say it. if he could call people niggers and faggots on stream he would and the crazy thing is i dont even think he hates them he just loves negative attention for no reason. Its weird as fuck watching a 30 year old man act like that
>>82546846>the father of a streamer dies>LETS MAKE IT POLITICAL
>>82546909i was recommended one of his videos and he talked about his mom and how she would take out credit cards and spend the money on dumb shit and duck them and never pay it back or how she'd get 20 bucks and immediately spend it on fast food because why nothe defended her by saying she lived life her own way and she knew what she was doinglike i get that he loved his mom but it seems to me the entire family was mentally ill trash
>>82546931You are retarded. I pretty much said this in my post, but thanks for confirming it.
>>82546945"pretty much said" what? you're saying shit about "retarded evil leftists". this shit has NOTHING to do with Charlie Kirk and you have the memory of a goldfish if you think the internet doesn't make fun of EVERYONE when they die
>>82546943his house was full of rats, garbage and rotting food. she saw no problems raising a kid in that and look how he turned out.
>>82546846>Those big meanie leftists are engaging in the evil taunting I've made into normal internet discourse over the last 10 years>HOW DARE THEY!? Don't they know that's reserved for me?Did their mean words make you sad inside, snowflake?
>>82547000NTA but just about all of Asmongold's haters are retarded evil leftists like Hamas Piker.
I wish faggot kills himself or someone else does it. I can't help because I am not american and I am crippled sadly.
>>82547532Perhaps thoughts like this are why God made you crippled and non-American.
>>82545841>/ourguy/sorry but i am not part ghoul...
>>82545841F. My small family have all died.I'm just waiting for death now, hoping to keep my 'bux, and die long before 60.
>>82547305but thats not even true. I don't hate him because im a leftist. I hate him because he's a shit streamer that ruined twitch by adding more fuel to the political fire.
>>82545875>This man is mentally ill.In his own words he was literally trying to kill himself slowly, there was no doubt about his mental state.
>>82546846>YOU MUST UPDOOT MY E CELEB OR YOURE AN TERRARIST1!1!As of today I will no longer call myself right wing but instead identify as a right leaning independent. It has become too shameful to be associated with the snowflake MAGA right.
>>82549471Exactly. Your political alignment depends on who you follow on social media now.You like Sam Hyde's comedy? NAZI. You watch Destiny streams? COMMIE You don't like hasan? REACTIONARY SCUM
>>82549195>I hate him because he's a shit streamer that ruined twitch by adding more fuel to the political fire.t. leftistThose are the only people complaining about it. You are the only people taking L's right now in everything driving more people to the right. Keep being shitty human beings and exposing normies how you really are.
RIP, no one should have cancer.>>82545846either a female or a non-white reply, same class of subhuman either way
>>82545945>guess it doesn't matter either way since money gets him pussy.He struggles to get onlyfans whores even with millionaire streamer money.This world was not meant for 4chud /v/idiots. We gotta LDAR.
>>82549951fuck you retarded MAGAT i'm a literal centrist.im more interested in what happens on twitch. would you have understood my sentance more if i said i don't hate him "because i'm a leftist
>>82545841>asomn's father dies>his haters as they prepare to post the most vile shit that every single co-worker, family member, real life friend, and random members of the public would be disgusted by as if it's a normal thing to say
Asmon looks like a homunculus his dad made using a philosophers stone but it was actually a urinal cake
>>82545841He was already really old, but yeah that's too bad, RIP.
>>82550451>hey is this starbucks, one of your employees said something bad about a roach-eating twitch streamer's father, can he be fired please?
>>82545841>>82545846>>82550451He was a Hasan enjoyer. RIP to a real one!
>>82545841That man really had that dad-look. May he rest in peace.>>82546762You would and you may get treated in kind when the time arrives. Maybe you won't care by then if you're really as nihilistic as you portry yourself as. If you're a LARPer, you might come to regret your callousness some day.>>82546909>based on true eventsQRD?>>82547015Well, he lives like a savage, but he makes a more than decent living, so something went right despite it all.>>82549195That's fair enough. Personally I dislike how this case gets politicized here. Someone's father dies. The father wasn't publically engaged in politics. So regardless of the Son's shit opinions, just leave Red team vs Blue team out of this for just one moment while a man is grieving
Lost all sympathy for this grifting kike when I learned his dad was a jewish millionaire. Most likely everything about his public life is fake too.
>>82550596That's just him trying to build bridges, clearly.