How do gay dudes deal with the whole farting thing?
>>82549607uhhh, how do you deal with "the whole farting thing"??
by massaging my chode to this
>>82549625Ohhh. gotcha. thanks
>>82549614well for one I dont stick my penis or my tongue in another man's farty asshole
>>82549643 I'm a straight guy and love nothing more than sticking my tongue in a woman's farty asshole. I wouldn't do it to a man because men's assholes are gross. But to a gay dude, they probably aren't.
>>82549633but wait what do you genuinely mean, never had a gay experience
>>82549782im on the contrary, theres nothing hot about a womans asshole since the vagina is literally right therebut on a feminine man, id fuck the shit out of iti dont yet know the logic behind this, but a man who loves private bathrooms would rather poop in an outhouse, than not poop at all
>>82549808 Yeah but vaginas often look disgusting. Some women have nice looking vaginas, and I don't mind going down on them. But other women have vaginas that look like a beef sandwich exploded. So their assholes are much prettier. Plus, women always have nice butt cheeks.It's always a good feeling when a woman with a nice vagina sits on your face and let's you taste her vagina and asshole. It's pure heaven tasting a woman's holes and feeling her smooth soles touching your cheeks as you tongue her anus and pussy.
>>82549867i feel like most vaginas look pretty sexy to me as long as they aren't super flappy and dark brown, i also hate when they stretch it super wide and you see all the weird looking biology in itif a woman had at the very least an average vagina i could bury my face in that for hours
they smell all the farts until theres no more
>>82549607nigga they are sticking their dicks in POO holes and you are asking about FARTING? i'd rather smell a fart than get shit all over my dick, balls, and bedsheets.
>>82549786just wondering what OP meant. and what he thinks about the subject that is confusing me
>>82549911 I am straight and sometimes have anal sex with my girl. I get poop on my dick from it occasionally. But girl poop isn't as bad as man poop. I don't understand faggots.
>>82549911gayfag hereyou almost never get shit on your dick, poop is basically never involved
>>82550055>I don't understand faggots.imagine loving a guy so much that you wanna do personal and sometimes dirty things with him and please himUwU
>>82550055Ugh the first time I tried anal with my ex I got poop on my dick straight away, she said stop because it hurt luckily I had my boxers on so I could quickly hide my dick and go shower. Idk if she knew or not, I sure as hell didn't want to tell her. I threw my undies in the garbage bin outside so there was no evedance except her room smelled bad so I used spray deoderant . I'm hoping she couldn't smell it kinda like how you can't smell your shit when using the toilet. She didn't seem embaressed or off so I assume she was oblivious to the fact because it think would have mortified her. We tried anal once more years later and it went perfectly. Still it's not something I would want to do much since it would damage her asshole aesthetic which was kino and she let me worship her ass everytime we had sex, it was basically our go to foreplay. For as mean as she could be she was deliteful to fuck and loved my fetishes.
>>82550066>imagine loving a guy so much that you wanna do personal and sometimes dirty things with him and please him>UwUgayyyyyyyyyyyy now suck my cock, since you love pleasing men
>>82549607A lot of faggots are eproctophiliacs I've noticed, far more than women anyways. Olfactory senses are more fetishized between and by men since it is a territorial dispute and the power dynamic of that. It's like when cats fight over where they piss. Women sometimes like this but only when it's chad thundercock ripping ass in her face
>>82549890> super flappy and dark brown, i also hate when they stretch it super wide and you see all the weird looking biology in itI disagree, female genitalia are best when the customisation sliders have been slammed to 11.
>>82550759i am a eproctophiliac but im not gay at all. i would probably let a cute transgirl fart in my face but thats the limit
>>82550759im male and i honestly really want a guy to just rip ass in my face ngli wonder what it would be like.. itd probably be horrible but like... i get a boner thinking about it
