THE RAPTURE IS ON TUESDAY
>>82579711God's a shit game developer. Women OP.
/x/ was wrong the last 210 times so they MUST be right this time.
>>82579711Welp, time to burn for the rest of eternity
>>82579711Hopefully after the SBR trailer
god didnt care about all those toddlers with cancer but you kill his best boy mr kirk and hes so mad the nigga is about to trigger the rapture next tuesday
>>825797111. Rapture has no scriptural basis2. God would not make Armageddon known ahead of time
i hope soget these damn christians away from me bro theyre annoying af
>>82579711It would be nice, the fragility of my lifestyle disturbs me a bit, I prefer death by holy light before actually getting a job, hopefully my posters will arrive on monday so I can see them a bit
>>82579711Thanks Trump
It's like these dumbasses haven't read their bible:>Matthew 24:36>But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father>Mark 13:32>no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father
>>82580291Surely the Sovereign LORD does nothing without revealing his plan to his servants the prophets.Amos 3:7
>>82580018>Jesus declares you worthy anyways and you have to spend your time with mega Christians. Also your ability to do evil is removed.wat do?
>>82579724TWO MORE WEEKS. ummm ok, maybe three more weeks
>>82580333And do we have any prophets today?
>>82580333>schizo thinks he is God's servantLmao pleasehttps://youtu.be/p504_aZZWVY?si=wLi-eBdmmaqkLuXE
>>82580333You people have no critical thinking skills.The most logical intepretation of the contradiction here is that the Bible isn't all true because it was written by many people over centuries of time.But if we humor your logic and try to accept that the Bible is literally all true. The actual plan for the day is revealled, specifically in Revelation. When will it happen? At an unspecified day.If, on the other hand, we try to make it so that the "plan" also has to include the specific day (which, by the way, it oesn't for ANY of the other prophecies), than we are right back where we started with the Bible contradicting itself.
>>82580385>>82580393>>82580396Dogpiled for posting scripture? Argue with God, not me.
>>82579711If these dumb fucks actually read their book they'd know they can never know the day or time of the Jesus' return
>>82579724>/x/ was wrong the last 210 times so they MUST be right this time.According to the astrological window, something is happening, Neptune will be in opposition focusing deceptive energies, so this is the best time for a false flag
>>82580406>I cannot admit I got btfo for misusing scriptureConcession accepted.
>>82580421Can you say specifically how it's "misused?"
>>82580430It's called context, anon. Also, God did reveal what he is going to do. Revelations is God revealing to John of Patmos what he is going to do. That doesn't mean he has to give a date. If you look at the OT, he's given may prophets a revelation. This is to give them time to repent. It doesn't mean he has to give them the time it is going to occur.
>>82580461Is it out of context? If so, how?I'm not the one who wrote the bible. Maybe you should take it up with the author.
>>82580482Neither am I the author. I just read it and form my own interpretation.
>>82580509Why not read Amos, pray, and dream some dreams?
>>82580406It's not god, just a human author. Was probably a jew too.
>>82580533That's fine for you to believe. I just posted one verse from the bible. That shouldn't bother someone who reads 4chan.
>>82580482>take it up with the author.He's long dead now. You're the one keeping the message alive. When you preach those verses, it's like you are playing god. It's you who we must take up against
>>82580524Why not tell me which people today are prophets?
>>82580548I think that mentioning any part of the bible should get you executed via crux, ancient rome style
>>82580555The one who prophesies speaks to people for their strengthening, encouraging and comfort.1 Corinthians 14:3
>>82580559Martyrdom is the highest tier of Christianity. Why should I stop you?
Is this even real or is this being cooked up in Discord fora with the floof fuckers?Not the Rapture obviously, of course that's going to happen. I expect to be the only person left behind though.
>>82580570So like any charlatan politician and grifter
>>82580583The same people wear us both out.
>>82580579Exactly. I wish every christian/jew/muslim was offered a choice: renounce their faith, or die on the cross. Actually I think the muslims have a loophole for that specific situation
>>82580600True. Except jesus was just another charlatan.
>>82580570And who are these prophets? Are they speaking in tongues like the actual interpretation of this verse? Or are they just blabbering non-sense like all of the ones who "speak in tongues". You might want to read 1 Corithians and it's purpose. Taking verses out of context is prooftexting. Agsin, concession accepted.
>>82580625Lay off the booze.
>>82580646>gets btfo>g-g-get of the booze!!!!Jesus's direct words > a letter to the Corithans laying down the word and uniting the churches, not saying what will happen. No more is needed since concession is acceptes.
>>82580662nta but you are drrrrrruuk
>>82580662I am that anon and you are drunk.
>>82580393>>82580396>>82580385So two nonbelievers and a drunk?
>>82579711>normalfags getting swindled by evangelical retardskek
>>82580819Yeah, silly things to care about. If you get taken to heaven, you're not going to care about your car or your business, and if this is what you're taking care of in the final moments, it shows where your heart is: not with God.
>>82579711Holy fugg time to sell everything
how many times does nothing ever happens needs to happen for you to realize nothing ever happens?
>Teen dies in MEGA VIRAL "try to dodge a shotgun blast" challenge
>>82580380Listen you smarmy cunt. 2 more DAYS
>>82579724Yeah, but I'm a wrong prediction collector, so I like this kind of thing.
>>82580385Obviously we do.
>>82579711im an atheist and even I know the rapture isnt biblical, kek evangelicals are retards
>>82579711Should I update my electronics and computers?
relevant kino https://youtu.be/SV3bYNFT9nU
>>82579711God, I hope so. I start another shit job on Tuesday, and the world ending honestly sounds preferable.
>>82579711damn, wish i went to confession on saturday when my friend asked me to go with himi mostly just didnt want my poor priest to find out i overdosed on drugs and want to cut myself all the time, and that i jack off to loli and ntr
>>82579711i would like the rapture to happen so they would not bother me anymore
>>82579711i wish it would, so these people would go away forever.
So, are you ready?Did you cleaned your souls?
I'm not into femboys and may God rapture everyone and leave me behind if I'm lying
>>82579711for reals like for realies this time???
>>82580333>muh old testamentBruh, do you even know how to read your own book?
I have sinned too much, I'm fucked, I'm going to get left behind with the rest of the sinners and the world is going to descend into even more chaos, gg. Enjoy heaven, guys
I received a message from E.T. that the aliens are gonna come down and kill us all on Tuesday!>schizoI received a vision from J.C. that Yahweh is gonna come down and kill us all on Tuesday!>prophet amongst men
I'm not a christian...can I join anyway?
>>82583404No one's perfect, anon.>Romans 3: 22-24>22 This righteousness is given through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, >23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,>24 and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus
>>82580356Your ability to do evil being removed is a bad thing to you?
>>82583404No one is going to be "left behind" because the rapture is not happening on Tuesday https://youtu.be/bobp5OHVsWY?si=zS1wfy2kO3y3klk7
I remember dec 21 2012. Although with a shit as everything has gotten since then, maybe the world did ene and we all got sent to hell.The problem with christcucks and schizos is the cognitive bias. Mayan calender is ending, and somehow that predicts the rapture, since im a Christian, even though the mayans never heard of Christian and the two things are completely unrelated. It's this ability to hold completely unrelated and even contradictory bullshit at the same time, like they have bo skeptical or rational thought.Although if the did, I guess they wouldn't be schizo doomday cultists in the fist place.Im even one who likes reading about conspiracies and schizo shit, but the rational part of my brain always finds out it's bullshit and ruins it for me.See you all in a couple of days when the doomsday and rapture predictions are wrong, yet again. If not, hey we'll get to see some cool shit.
>>82584813I remember y2k. I was fooled back then because I was a child, but that was the only blackpill I needed because I'm smart
>>82584161No, I just want to know what they'd do
>>82583363Yes. The Old Testament is very important.
>>82579711Keep moving faggots, tomorrow is a big day.
>>82579724I saw an anon on /x/ state that he would drown himself if nothing happened >>82579731I didn't know that was dropping tomorrow, I'm excited to see it
>>82580291Too be completely fair, that could just mean that nobody at that time knew. It doesn't necessitate that he would never tell anyone ahead of time.But let's be real though. There would be no reason for the lord to start telling people about it 6 months ahead. You won't find salvation in that short time, especially not if you weren't already on the path.
>>82582049What church are you a part of that both does confessionals but also allows you to believe in bullshit such as the rapture?
>>82585124>tomorrow comes>nothing happenswhat do?
>>82585501They're a nobody loser so there's no reputation to uphold. When another of their predictions fails they'll go back to acting as what they really are in the background.
>>82585501It could be anytime this week really. Or maybe it will actually happen but nobody gets taken because nobody is good enough and everyone deserves to go through hell on earth. :^)
>>82579711OF COURSE it has to be on tuesdaymy fucking windshield is arriving tomorrow and the FUCKING WORLD HAS TO END before i get my car up and running and passing inspection
>>82585516Shouldn't have gone to that gay bar faggot
>>82579724I was about to say /x/ was right that one time, but whatever board this was posted on wasn't /x/ lmaoAnyway, /x/ is wrong about everything, been here since 2006 and /x/ has been full of shit for 20 years
>>82580333Niggers tongue my anus- Anon 14:88
>>82580380A biblical reckoning just flew over my house
>>82580356you put me in a hypothetical where i can't do anything. i would just try to be left alone. from a religious point of view, not being christian is evil so i would probably be forced to join the christians despite whatever my true desires are.
>>82586319>Anyway, /x/ is wrong about everything, been here since 2006 and /x/ has been full of shit for 20 yearsOTOH they only gotta be correct one time.
>>82586438Making people do things without consent is evil
>>82586575god condones slavery in the bible.
>>82586963In which translation?
>>82579711We can just look at australia first
>>82587001All of them. Exodus 21, Leviticus 25
>>82579711Psychiatry has always been a meme. It's good for hard times and severely mentally ill people. But the idea of everyone should go as "upkeep" is completely fucking ridiculous.
>>82587149>Exodus 21"If you buy a Hebrew servant"That says servant, not slave, and it doesn't even say that it's a good thing. The Torah also says stuff like "If a person kills another person..." but that doesn't condone murder.>Leviticus 25Specifically says that slaves come from, "The nations around you," meaning the ancient kingdom of Israel, which no longer exists.
>>82579711thank god we dont have protestants in my country
>>82579711Imagine if only Chad, Stacy and the normies are raptured but not incels because the give God the ick.
>>82587233bad faith retard
>>82587333I'd be willing to change my opinion if you made a good case, but if I can argue against your case, then you need to consider whether it's a good case. Doubling down with insults won't make me change any opinions, and exposes that you're not interested in having your mind changed: actual bad faith.
>>82587400i just dont care what you think, so i don't care about persuading you. you're a brainwashed dune coon propagandized moron.
im australian, its tuesday right now for me, when do i get hit?
>>82587649Even if you cared, you're incapable of persuading people with your level of literacy. Maybe stop trying until you stop calling people "morons" while not using any apostrophes or capitalization.
>>82587233>That says servant, not slaveWho cares? It's clearly slavery. You don't "buy" a servant/employee, but you do buy slaves
Well I'm still a virgin, so I'm going to heaven lol get fucked femwhores.
>>82580385If we have any prophets then their destiny is to preach, perform miracles and curse others, be put to death, mocked and then resurrected. But they are supposed to make the whole world feel uncomfortable with their truths, not just one side in a political debate or some retarded shit.
>>82585599it's always something with cars
>>82579711There's so.much funny shit you could do to retarded schizo zoomers that day.
>>82588724God say to have children though. If you dont have sex you are literally going to hell.
>>82586319why would the government even bother killing it's own people, all it has to do is collapse birthrates (as has been happening) and it does the same exact thingthat and just cut off immigration
>>82588920ChatGPT told me otherwise.
>>82588688It's the translation that says "buy," but "acquire" is also valid and doesn't imply slavery.
>>82579711>THE RAPTURE IS ON TUESDAYDon't care I bought a shitload of GME
