Oldcels are real.I'm nearly 50, virgin, never had gf, no friends, never had a job, no money, no drivers licence, living in my parents house (rarely go outside).
>>82583702do you ever consider just getting a young prostitute? how old are your parents, how do they feel?
>>82583702Impart your wisdom to me, oldcel. What advice do you have for a 21 y/o?
>>82583710>do you ever consider just getting a young prostitute?Man, even talking to women who are not family is difficult for me.>how old are your parentsIn their 70s.>how do they feel?Old and sick.
>>82583717you really want advive from someone like that?
>>82583717>Impart your wisdom to me, oldcel.Ok...>What advice do you have for a 21 y/o?Don't become like me.
>>82583702not trying to rub salt in the wound but how did you end up like that as a gen x'er? Do you have a chronic illness or mental disorder?
>>82583702i have job, money, drivers licence, car, motorcycle and live alone yet i m in the same lonely situation like you, so dont ever think that you are lonely just because you have no money and car and all that shit. Bitches dont give a fuck about all that shit, they fuck chad in his parents basement.
>>82583702I'm like that too except I'm 29. Did you ever try to get a girlfriend? I didn't
>>82583754>how did you end up like that as a gen x'er? Do you have a chronic illness or mental disorder?I got bullied in school in the 80s and 90s and started to hate society. I got diagnosed with depression and social phobia. When the internet came (to me that was past 9/11) and 4chan, I became a permanent online junkie. I was kind of a /pol/ Nazi for a while until I was just getting too old for that. Now I have no ideology and just drink and wait for the world to collapse.
>>82583787>Did you ever try to get a girlfriend?No not really...I'm to sperg to flirt and such stuff.
that's not being an oldcel, that's being a loserthere are people that age that take care of themselves and look like they're 20, you're a losercel, lazycel, brokecel, retardcel, but not an oldceloh and a copecel, excusecel
>>82583702You are probably the last of the oldfags, how do you feel?
>>82583898>there are 50 year olds that look 20lol sure
>>82583898You're the pro on these things, hm?
>>82583910>You are probably the last of the oldfags, how do you feel?Old. Tired.I can't even jerk off daily any more. Needs like 2 or 3 days to reload. *sigh*
>>82583702dude, get hobby at least, like video game i don't even joking now, do it even you suck
>>82583949>get hobby at least, like video gameI had a playstation 1 and 2. Was fun...but I lost interest in games. I read books.
>>82583898>I call you a copecel>you reply with a cope to try to prove you're not a copecelDamn bro you got me, I'll write you a doctor's note to give to women that informs them your mistakes aren't your fault and they should sleep with you regardless, you're SAVED>>82583936Yes
>>82583949i done think ive ever seen a girl or even a guy encourage playing videogames to a supposed 40+ year old virginusually its the opposite
>>82584001I occasionally cope with believing that I'm a deity that has manifested in human form to experience human failure and misery...you know, like God became Jesus and let the people kill him. It's a spiritual project, and later I will save humanity & such stuff.
>>82584037yeah but the very implication of what you've seen mattering at all is hilarious, who the fuck are you? literally nobody, what does it matter what you've seen? if you want to drop an appeal to authority with you being the authority you really need to not be a random nobody
>>82583702I kneel, grandwizard.
>>82584436sure... :)>your comment was not original>yeah ok robot go fuck yourself
>>82583702F. The worst thing is that this will become very common when Millennials and Zoomers reach that age. We were the first generations to be hit by the inceldom boom. When fuck apps and social media let women go Chad-only.I am a 39yo autist NEET incel. Only wage-cucked for a year. Only had paid sex. My family are all dead. Can't jerk off, or make myself cum. Couldn't perform well or cum with escorts. I have wanted to die for years.
>>82584500>When fuck apps and social media let women go Chad-only.I see the rise of feminism since the 70s as the main factor. Boys got told that being masculine is toxic, that women are better at everything, and that in a better world men have to obey female rule. And here we are now...
>>82584550Yes. Though a lot of damage has been done since ~2012.Hence inceldom becoming common as hell now, including average men. Hoeflation has been quickly worsening since then.It's also been made clear by women that they want nothing to do with non-Chads, and are offended if one even thinks they are in their league.Now boys are born and raised Black Pilled. No hope of pussy or financial success. We Millennials were raised for a world that no longer exists.
I guess at that age getting a gf don't even cross your mind but what about friends? Have you tried recently?>t. lvl 36 wizard
>>82583702Same except Im 45 and I have a job and my own place
>>82584763>what about friends? Have you tried recently?I found out that from your 20s on it's hard to make friends. I finished school with about 20, and lost contact with the people I know there. And then I didn't met new one. Some people online that I never met irl, but I don't count that as friends. And finding new friends in your 40s is basically impossible.
>>82584798>Same except Im 45 and I have a job What job is it?
>>82583702>50>never had a jobI legit don't even know how that's possible. Unless you're severely disabled didn't your parents at least drop you off at a Macca's or somerthing?
>>82584825Software engineer. Its good because ever since the pandemic Ive been working from home
>>82584833>I legit don't even know how that's possible. In my 20s I tried to be a trainee at some places, but always got kicked out after a month or so. And I was in therapy...and from my 30s on I just didn't tried anything any more, and just lived from my parents money. Feels bad, sure...but now they're so old that I slowly have to start helping them with stuff...so probably that will become my job now until they die...
Do you have any hobbies besides reading? I got into fishing a while ago and people I came across were friendly for the most part.
>>82584986music, I jam sometimes with a couple other guys. We'll never perform but it's just fun to do stuff with them.
I salute you, old man. https://youtu.be/HUNG3tvgZRc
unironically actually what are you gonna do when your parents dieif you were capable of suicide you'd have done it by now
>>82584986>Do you have any hobbies besides reading?4chan & porn :)But no...somehow I'm not good at anything. It's said everyone has a talent, but if I have one I never found out what it is. And when you're not good at something you're not motivated and not interested.
>>82585077>unironically actually what are you gonna do when your parents dieNo idea. But that will probably be in a time of new-world-order communist dystopia or something...and then maybe the system will decide what happens to me.
>>82585058>I salute youWell, thanks... :)
>>82583958what kinds of books do you read? what are some of your favorites?
>>82583717Join Air Force, graduate basic training and tech school, go to tons of medical appointments for mental health and any physical issues you have, apply for vet disability (also claim you were sexually assaulted when you apply) then enjoy a free $4k a month WITH NO INCOME LIMITS WHATSOEVER for the rest of your life. It's genuinely the most insane generational wealth lifehack ever. I wish so badly I had done it at age 21. It's by far the easiest way to become a millionaire (if you work a normal job and simply bank the extra $4k, you'll have a million dollars in the bank in 20 years.)This is why having a father makes a MASSIVE difference. I had no father my whole life. If I had a son, I'd tell him all about this method. I'd literally print out a step-by-step guide using Deepseek on how to do this method. If he does the method at age 18, and gets out of the military at age 21, he's now set for life. He has money in the bank, a tech certificate for free, a free $4k every month, dirt cheap VA loans if he wants to buy a house, full GI bill if he wants to go to college for free, military discounts, normies thanking him for his service, EVERYTHING.
>>82583702Good that you're still alive I guess. I can relate to all these except the age and wanna hang myself lol.
>>82585477>what kinds of books do you read?Manga :)And stuff about alternative history, conspiracies, David Icke. Also asian philosophy. And different stuff.
>>82584048>yeah but the very implication of what you've seen mattering at all is hilarious, who the fuck are you?yeah im liteally nobody, but my point is that its unusual to see that. im just commenting on it. relax, damn
>>82585536>Good that you're still alive I guess.I'm religious. An hero is just not an option. But I wouldn't be sad to die from something (...like a vaxxx, fo example...)
>>82585543do you read many other fiction novels? not sure what "and different stuff" could meanwhat genres?
When you were my age the George Bush was president holy shit this is depressing to read
>>82585581>do you read many other fiction novels?Sometimes.I read some books from Murakami. I maybe will read the books for Game of Thrones. I liked the Nightwatch novels (russian)...it's more, but I don't remember now...
>>82585613:)Yeah. My dad said "come, look at the TV...some planes have crashed in buildings in New York"...and I was like "and?" :)
>>82585731>I read some books from Murakamiwhich murakami have you read? I've read kafka on the shore, wind up bird, hard-boiled wonderland, IQ84. I liked them all although the shadow part of hard-boiled was less interesting. which ones have you read? any recs? i haven't read norwegian wood yet but plan to>I maybe will read the books for Game of ThronesI highly recommend a song of ice and fire (game of thrones). great book series. especially since you have no job so you have so much timedo you like dystopian novels? (brave new world, we, 1984, handmades tail, etc)sci-fi?what about classic lit?
i'm going to guess this is a zoomie larp thread. a true 40+ year old virgin would be too full of shame and embarrassment to act this talkative and cordial.
>>82585798>which murakami have you read?kafka on the shore, yeshard-boiled wonderland, yesIQ84, yeswhich ones have you read? The first one of Comendatore (or so)One with short stories>do you like dystopian novels?Sure :)brave new world, yes1984, yeshandmades tail, yesSome more, but I don't know right now...>sci-fi?Not so much, that was more movies (in the 80s and 90s)>what about classic lit?Well, I have read Hamlet and Mac Beth, and Richard the 3. ...and I tried Dostojewski, but that was boring. And some others. That's in some cases 30 years ago...
>>82585814:) I guess you're the pro...
>>82585861no i just don't think a 40+ year old virgin would gain anything out of a thread like this on a board full of young people. unless you have an unironic humiliation fetish.
>>82585889The thing is, I'm not very different now than 20 years ago. I just have grey hair now. But I stll like Anime and such, and I haven't developed much social skills. 20 years can just pass by...it was a long time, but also not as long as you imagine.
>>82585912there's still nothing to be gained by stating your age here besides ridicule and pity. virgins half your age get clowned on here nowadays.
>>82583702disrespectfully you're the type of person that fuels my inspiration to work out and go talk to chicks
>>82585924There were 2 threads, "femcels are real" and as reaction to that "incels are real". Then I made "oldcels are real". And there are more 40+ virgins in society than you think.
>>82585931Totally, do that!
>>82585938>And there are more 40+ virgins in society than you think.yeah and what of it? they're suffering in silence because it's embarrassing and shameful. not being attention whores.
>>82585953>incels posting on 4chan>fuckin attention whores!sure, Anon...
>>82585924people like me and op dont give a fuck about zoomer normies "clowning on us" lmao, we have real issues in life. im 36, never had a job or a gf and have 0 friends. i feel sorry for not having a life, not shame because some zoomertard thinks its funny. when i was a normal shy kid in school normies bullied me every day for literally nothing, you have no moral highground. also (but you wont understand this) when you spend your life isolated and have no life experience you dont develop like a normal person. i have nothing in common with 35-40 years old family man with kids and corporate jobs
>>82585995if you make yourself vulnerable and be honest on any board nowadays you just get clowned on by normalfags and sex havers.
>>82586000>normiesanother larping zoomie. what a sad state of things, worst generation ever.
>>82586006>if you make yourself vulnerableIn my /pol/-nazi time I got in troubble with real Antifa maniacs, and they threatend me...and there was a chance that they dox me. I'm not a tough guy at all...but I'm not so easily scared any more...
>>82586020you're mentally retarded and definitely a bored larping zoomer. waste of a thread.
>>82586026On /pol/ I'm a jew, because I'm not a Nazi any more...here I'm a zoomer, because...some millenial thinks I am...but good Lord, thanks for letting me give no fucks abuot peoples opinions on the internet...
>>82586068i'm calling you a larping zoomer because that's how you come off as.
>>82586081>because that's how you come off as
>>82583794so you let life pass you by. you had years upon years to leverage unpatched exploits to get prime pussy. meanwhile autistic zoomer me is shit out of luck since birth because i have no strategies left except migrating and i'm not in conditions to do that and even then success is not guaranteed. but your situation? avoidable.>>82584500this is true. we're timecels and dating for autistic men is similar to housing: be lucky or be born early. i guess i do pity millennials in that sense, you were raised for greatness and then got the rug pulled from you. we grew up during the great enshittification but god fucking damn i wish i was born in the 90s so i could be a teenager in 2005-2010. imagine all the pussy i'd have slayed over messenger, irc or even fucking games. but nooo, i had to be a fucking TODDLER. now that i'm 25 i have been ranked out of dating by hoeflation
>>82586150>but god fucking damn i wish i was born in the 90s so i could be a teenager in 2005-2010. i was born in 92 and girls wanted absolutely nothing to do with me because i was socially retarded and ugly. the tall, confident, assholes got the most pussy back then too, both casual hookups and longterm. i'm 33 and a kissless virgin.
>>82586150>you had years upon years to leverage unpatched exploits to get prime pussyI was not really clever and also not emotionally stable. And the years of bullying had left me very angry and bitter. I was the kid that dreamed about shooting up the school, but didn't do it because I'm not a badass and not crazy.>autistic zoomer me is shit out of luck since birth because i have no strategies leftCope. Other boys get pussy. What's your excuse? the woke tyranny?>your situation? avoidable.Yeah Dr. Freud, thanks for your deep analytical insights.
>>82583898Ok name callincell.I'm a silent observercell. Me and mycell on the cellphone with a sellcell.
>>82586165i mean you could hop on IRC and meet horny milfs in their 30s-40s in a random chatroom and it'd be piss easy or just talk cute to the chatroom femcel (they were a thing back then) and then sext over messenger for a while until you meet up and decide your fate. or even playing wow or something you'd meet someone and you'd click because radfems and non-chad male approach bans weren't a thing. chris chan of all people could meet and befriend cute girls which could potentially show him their friends, him fucking up was his own fault. meanwhile i have ZERO fucking female contact because i was and still am an autistic outcast, now an engineering student in my mid 20s doomed to always be in majority male environments
>>82586190>I was the kid that dreamed about shooting up the schoolyou deserve your fate.
>>82586190only chadlites or higher get pussy, and those who aren't are either blessed by circumstance or being used as betabux. i mean it, you fucked up on your own. you had the ultimate setup ready for you and you wasted it don't blame it on me. nowadays you could try your luck with millennial cat lady roasties but expect heavy "bop lore" (fax)
>>82586208You probably never got bullied.
>>82585856>I tried Dostojewski, but that was boringwhich one(s)?If you tried The Brothers Karamazov, it starts out slow but the last few hundred pages are an absolute fucking page-turner>That's in some cases 30 years ago...It might be worth revisiting now too that you're older. I don't think you'd get the same thing out of him if you were still an adolescent vs older adult.>Sure :)Have you tried We? It came out in 1921 in Soviet Russia so it's lesser known, but it's similar to Brave New World. I highly recommend it if you liked BNW. It's not very long either. Some even say that Huxley ripped BNW off of We since there are a lot of similarities, but Huxley denies it and says he never heard of it (BNW was in 1932) which is plausible considering it was at the start of the Soviet Revolution and in Russian, but there's certainly a lot in common.Definitely read the song of ice and fire saga though since it's already on your to-read!
>>82586521>If you tried The Brothers Karamazov, it starts out slowYes...about 150 pages happening nothing :)But ok, I might try again.>Have you tried We?No. But sounds interesting.At the moment I try to write a novel. It's in a dystopian future, and a love story :)I heared that you should write about things you know...so maybe the rebel in me decided to write about things that are purely my imagination...
>>82586604The Idiot starts off a lot faster if you want to try one of his other books.Also kind of not related since you weren't hot on sci-fi but neither have I been historically, but the Foundation triology by Isaac Asimov is pretty interesting and not that long (~200-240 pages each, but I tore through them in work-day each).What would you say are your top 10 favorite books?
>>82586699>since you weren't hot on sci-fiI mean, I liked Star Wars when I was younger...but since I got deeper in the "theories", and became more and more convinced that Earth is not a ball but flat, I see just all the SciFi as globe-Earth propaganda.>What would you say are your top 10 favorite books?No idea. But I never really had favorite this and that. There are good books and bad books.In the last years (since fake covid) it was manily books from David Icke that impressed me. The real world is so fundamentally different from the world we learn from "education"...
>>82586000>>82586014I don't know who's being truthful anymore
>>82586749>The real world is so fundamentally different from the world we learn from "education"...How would you know if you aren't even a part of it and just sit in your mom's basement though?
>>82586800I can study things. That's why reading books is helpful, you lern about things outside your personal experience.
>>82583702Brutal. Your life objectively sucks, I would rather be some Ukrainian dodging bullets in a frozen trench than you. You will probably an hero when both your parents die
>>82583702i'm exactly in the same situation as you except that i'm 43. i believe i hadn't been outside in about 2 weeks
>>82587518>i'm exactly in the same situation as you...sorry to hear that>>82587486>Your life objectively sucksyeah no shit
88 replies is unexpected.Didn't had that since years.*thumbsup*
