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why do so many volcels identify as incel?
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>>82604127
I'm a volcel because I'm a jealous male BPDemon.

But my current gf doesn't seem to care so that's on her
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>>82604127
Self pity? I can't blame them, I like it too!
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>>82604127
There's always a bigger incel that will consider you a volcel
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god damn im such a miserable sack of shit.
i have nothing.
i don't want to do anything.
nothings enjoyable.
even if i want to make a game, i don't want to.
i hate all the finicky details involved.
I want things but i don't want to do the work.
whats the point of all this?
feels like ill never amount to anything.

Also I hate this shitty board.
All you faggots ever do is talk about women.
i don't want to do anything, so i come here to waste my time
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>>82604148
In every case, that's me!
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>>82604127
What exactly qualifies someone as a volcel?
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>>82604436
>literally anyone who isn't me
sorry you don't get to be in Incel club the one guy is a dick
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>>82604127
I'm a 26 KHHV ricecel with sub 6ft height/sub 5 face.

You can't call me a fakecel.
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>>82604496
>sub 6ft
How tall are you? 5'7-5'9 isn't a death sentence 100% of the time.
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>>82604501
5'10 with subhuman gookcel face.
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>>82604539
I get it, when you're ugly it does help to be freakishly tall but you probably have hair right? Having a good head of hair can have a similar effect as height sometimes. Do you have bad acne?
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>>82604556
> but you probably have hair right?
Yes, fortunately literally none of my family and relatives are balding but who knows if i'm a mutant.

> Do you have bad acne?
I used to have clean skin even without caring at all but now its getting quite bad. I'm trying to eat healthy as much as possible and currently exercise every day though.
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>>82604127
Because I am stacysexual, ok? Women above 30 look disgusting to me. Some sure take good care of themselves like that x-files lady that was fuckable up to her fifties. But the rest, like 95 % are grannies pass 30. Alcohol, drugs, partying, lack of regular sleep, goyslop diet, weggy diet, coom diet and it all triples the aging. I am not a chad obviously, so no stacy for me. Also, women below 5.5/10 look basically like men and I am not gay.
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>>82604127
I'm an incel because I am the involuntary aspect in my celibacy.
I am not chad but I'm not hideous either, and have had a couple girls interested in me, but I have insanely high standards, can't get attached or love, and grow anxious if I were to get into a relationship that I am not 100% sure is going to work out which is basically impossible with my high standards.
Every time I had a chance for a relationship, I basically told myself it would be easier if we just never got together and therefore didn't have to go through the pain of breaking up, but it's more so that I just didn't want to hurt the girl by making promises (like a relationship) I couldn't keep because I knew I would probably never be emotionally invested in them myself.
That, and most of the girls that have shown interest in me had at least one or multiple sorts of a character flaws that I just didn't really like or could tolerate.
I'm the type of guy that does nothing and expects the love of his life to walk into mine.
My fetish is also preventing me from dating 99% of girls. I am relatively confident that unless I date someone who fulfills my fetish needs, I will cheat on them sooner or later because I just couldn't die not knowing what my ultimate fantasies felt like. And I want to avoid both the hurt it would do them and the guilt that would consume me if I kept it a secret.
There. That's why I'm incel.
Since these are not voluntary forces over my life that are keeping me girlfriend-less. It's like telling a paranoid schizophrenic to not be paranoid. Except they haven't invented medication for my condition that isn't in the shape of a 9mm.
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>>82604590
When I had really bad acne I used baking soda and carbonated water on my face (no more than thrice a week) and it always took care of the problem. I'm really greasy though my skin could take it I don't know if it the same for you but it always did the trick after like a week.
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>>82604603
It's important to critically examine whether your standards are high because you're actually not attracted to most women, or if they're high because you are afraid of being vulnerable and/or being rejected, which is inevitable in dating. People often use impossible standards in order to avoid things that they're afraid of. I suspect that if you examine your quality of life right now, dating would improve it - even if you're not dating a literal supermodel. I'm not saying "settle" so much as "expand your horizons." Florence Pugh without makeup looks very normal, for example. Are you really saying that dating someone like florence pugh wouldn't be an improvement from your current situation?
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>>82604496
stop posting about me
why????
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>>82604127
Cause It's funny and I have a screwed up dark sense of humor.
Society puts too much blame on men, tells us to shut up and get good; But completely refuses to address the female loser epidemic. Eg I'm pretty fucking good but 7/10 women where I live are walking around as overweight miserable hamplanets. And don't get me started on the other issues a lot of these women have.
So I'm an Incel because I deserve better than an obese tub of lard, kek
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>>82605114
Are you also a 26 KHHV Ricecel? Nice to see you then brocel.



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