sleepy editionQ: are you getting enough sleep?previous: >>82608753
No I wake up a lot meow
>>82628049>QNope, bit of a shame since it's the one thing I enjoy (which naturally, is the reason I can't sleep most of the time)
No..nbut also yes. I sleep in alot
I sleep too much! I need a bf to wake me up on time!
>>82628049I'm not gay but if a man taller than me insults me and looks down at me I want them to top me
date 1: voicedate 2: tummydate 3: feetdate 4: butt
>>82628049too much, he sleeps 10 hours
>Tell me about it. No really, tell me what you liked and about the combat system.It was just a fun game to me that took me back to being a kid with a whole RPG world to explore and funny characters. It's a cheesy plot but the gameplay is good and the plot is heartfelt. I don't know I just really enjoyed playing it.>At least they didn't talk about who they wanna fuck non stop like a lot of normalfags in my class did.That's all normalfags talk about every chance they get
Gay voice / bottom voice is so hot.
Can't sleep because bf is blowing my aztec death whistle again.
>>82628049I never get 8 hours. I usually get 5 I think.>>82628779Yeah they do it's so fucking annoying and I fail to see the point of talking about who you'd wanna fuck (always only based on looks). And grown ups would talk about actually having sex. Its like that's all there was to their interests.
>>82628049sometimes I get good sleep and 7-8 hours other times I'm lucky to get 5.
>>82628914It's funny watching normalfags trapped in an environment together and once the topic of who they'd fuck dries out just watching their brains dry out like withered roots dying from lack of nutrients
>>82628798I don't have gayvoice at all because I conceal my orientation.
>>82628801weird penis name desu
Gayvoice is cute, I wish I had gay voice but the few times I've tried to do it it just sounds like a mockery.
what is the purpose of doing this type of deceitful clickbaiting
>>82629253yaoi fujos have always owned that word you baka pedo
its friday the 26th...twice as unlucky
>>82628049i miss sleeping and snuggling up with himdistance kinda sucks bros
I'm ghosting my practice bf, I'm ready for the real thing.
>>82629253pedo groomer vibes
>>82629761how do you get a practice bf?
I'm going to get chick fil a again tomorrow because I have to go to walmart for cat litter. I am not even upset with myself.
>>82629761>practice bfi hope you die from a horrific car fire
realizing my ex is a basic bitch, like, REALLY basic. I deserve better.
>>82629901popeyes is better
>>82630020but chick fil a is in town (now anyway)
I appreciate chick-fil-a's ability to hire cute zoomer boys to serve me, but their menu is kind of dull.
>>82630117I don't care, they're so good and when I went yesterday it was all girls working the drive thru at least.
>>82628049i don't want to sleep, i want to be tied up in my master's basement 24/7
>Life's extension lottery>Kind to some, but not to thee>Born with a rare and sad disease>She grew a ham where her head should be
>>82630137I would stop going to that one. The one near me has the perfect blonde zoomie who makes the experience worth it. He always blushes while failing to make eye contact and dropping off my food. One time I tried to slip him $5 and he awkwardly stuttered out that he couldn't accept tips.
12 year old boy-slave waiter in a chastity cage serving my fbf and I at the french restaurant: hi would you like a snail
>>82630233then I'd have to drive like 20 minutes. Who knows maybe there will be cute boys working I can leer at with my fat ugly eyes.
>>82630264i used to like to get them frozen parmesan chickern tenders at aldi plus brioche buns and eat sandwich after sandwich with bbq sauce. you get like 20 sandwiches for the price of 2 from a fast food place.
god if i could have chick fil a right now i'd nut so hardwanna be bealla, chick-feel-a, 20 inch blades on the impeala
>>82630750I have all kinda of frozen food, I know it's cheaper but I want fresh made food without me having to do anything. Once I have it a few times I'll get it out of my system and likely not go there for months.
i saw a shake shack opened in my city recently, are they better than five guys?
just watched my favorite movie with my friends while my bf snuggled under my arm. Life is good.
>>82630864what movie? was it not awkward to be with friends while snuggling your honeyboo sugarbottom?
Why did you come here to rub it in? Begone normie, we don't want your kind here.
>>82630771that's reasonable. i have been getting burgers whenver i have to work outside for a while, but i'm getting a little tired of them...and also burger king raised their prices a bit, which is irksome. it's annoying how the smallest burger patties they sell frozen are quarter pound size...i only want a burger the size of a regular mccheeseburger which must be like an eighth of a pound or less.
What's the point of being a twink/femboy/etc when they have expiration date around 25yo?That's worse then foids who can at least depend on desperate male attention until they're 45.
>>82630791no idea, I only eat In-N-Out
>>82628049Do I count as gay if I had a thing with a trans girl but then he detransitioned at the end and I still have feelings for him as a manThis shit is confusing as hell let me tell you
>>82631094Ya but who cares about labeling things be lucky to have a connection with someone especially if they reciprocate.
>>82631094i'll be real with you, it really doesn't matter what label you put on it. if you love him you love him, thats how it is. i think being into trans girls is already kinda gay, so you just gaymaxxed a little more. but again it doesn't matter
>>82631104He did, but he ghosted soon after the detransI'm coping after the factI wanted to figure out the gay dynamic with him and I told him that but he left me behind in the endI think I anchored him into womanhood too much and it was painful for him
They gave me Sertraline, I now no longer need sleep but I try to at least sleep for 3 hours. I also see the strings that bind us all smhamd. :-<]
>>82631121Condolences you'll find someone else you seem sweet.
>>82631143I fucking hope soIt's been longer without him now than it was with him and I'm still hung up on it allI know it was confusing for him and a ton of change so I don't fault him, it was just a lot for me and especially hard considering he felt like the type of connection that would be part of your life for a long time Trying to accept it and move onIt was honestly not that long of a relationship but it was quick and intenseI think I can do it again I just need someone more stable. Man or woman doesn't matter to me Sorry I'm venting tonight
thinking about drooling on my fbfs cheek
Another day in my stupid incel khhv bifag 30yo life
>>82631272Go and get you a boyfriend/girlfriend stud water you dune hair
>>82631292I don't know how. One time a guy online came on to me, only to reveal they were a bio foid a few weeks later and then they ghosted me 2 months later. Never got to meet up.
>>82631431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCcOJcy9gc
One chance at life and I'm born a boy who wants to be used in the worst way possible by another man.It's actually a little like horror, vampiric impulses. I'm aware it's terrible, but that doesn't change that I crave it regardless.
>>82631873That sucks I just want somebody to love
>>82631897Why do you think the two are mutually exclusive?Romantic love without sex is dead. If you don't want it as part and parcel of it you're not gay, just lonely
>>82631911You're right, I misread your original post.
I want to rail a cute guy aggressively, cum inside and then cuddle
>>82631431>don't know how.Grindr
>>82627825>Hi twin!Hiii anon!! sorry anon, I fell asleep...a long slumber. Pretty much same, not like my HS years were fantastic or anything, but I kind of managed to go through them, until the last one came. I was lost when college time came, and flunked out of it. It's not like I'm not good at studying, I just don't have the mental energy to do it anymore, and that's pretty bad. It was devastating seeing the most unintelligent people breeze through classes like it was nothing just because they weren't mentally ill, normie bastards..Maybe I have a cognitive disorder
Man, waking up in a small single and it still feels empty. I either need a bf of plushies immediately.
Meow. Nobody love me waaaaaa
>>82632137you need a cute woof woof golden retriever bf meow
>>82632184I can't get a bf yay I'm too gay and evil yay
>>82632224How does your evil manifest?mine manifests in a "I'll get weirdly attached then scare myself out of anything serious the next week" way.
>>82632235I don't like anyone yay they're only gonna hurt me waa
>>82632270you don't sound evilyou're just scared of people, which is pretty on point since most npcs are shitty
>>82632270i'd pin you down and tickle your feet till you begged me to stop so ya you're probably right
>>82632280No I am very evil waa nobody love me>>82632291FAGGOT!
>>82628073Hello meow I'm still stalking you by the way.
>>82632330nuh uh you are
>>82632337Cool but why yay>>82632349Yay so true yay
>>82632270So... not quite there yet.hopefully rather than becoming the villain you die a hero.
>>82632388I am already an evil fucking villain yay
>>82632270I gave one of these weird cats some food once, it hissed at me but seemed kinda friendly and let me pet it.
>>82632392You are yet to fuck up someone's feelings due to your own like I have, so I'd argue you're not *that* bad.
>>82632400Yay so me jei>>82632421How do you know
>>82632427>How do you knowYou'd mention it to prove your evilness if you did.
meow, you've been a very naughty boy, you need punishment
>>82632434My evilness is self evident yay>>82632436Hiss *bite*
>>82632427if i give you a little treat can i scritch behind your ears
>>82632445*bites you back*
>>82632463Sure>>82632467*Screech*
>>82632235sounds like avoidant pd
>>82632491I suspect that aswell so I'm careful not to *show* too much interest, so that when my brain says sike, It doesn't destroy the entire relationship up to that point.
>>82622829with that much power, would it not be better to conscript the guys you like to serve you instead of the (((country)))?
>>82632544You gonna train the guys yourself? If I was that anon I'd outsource the training to the marines and then adopt them to serve as my personal jock butlers.
>>82632563they're already trained! It's the kind of jacked guys the anon likes
military men are the fucking worst. Some are hot as hell yes, and the hot ones are among the shittiest of them, military changes the way you think and see the world, or gives you PTSD, or both. The good ones exist, but they are pretty rare, and unlikely to be beefcakes. If you like someone cruel, borderline fascist, with a stick up their asses all the time, then that's perfect for you, I'd rather get a normal guy
i really want to get intimate and cuddle with a guy, but at the same time i don't want to traumatize him with my ugly body
meow is a pussy
>>82632732an ugly body to you could be the hottest body ever to someone else.
Always a pussy never a pussycat story of my life
>>82630233People like you should be publicly executed
>>82632073You're literally describing exactly what I went through. I don't have any mental energy anymore and ever task takes way too much effort. I don't see myself working a regular 9 to 5 or graduating ever. I can't even do minimal of public speaking anymore and my memory gotten so much worse. I wanna die. Hope you slept well. And thanks for reminding me I can still see some relatable posts in this cesspool from time to time. I don't feel like I belong anywhere anymore.
>>82632330Bunnymutt loved you a lot>>82632900Don't tell low self esteem self sabotaging anons that :(
>tfw no bf to send my cuddly lovey dovey asmr voice recordings to...
I hate homophobes so much, I wish more gays got super jacked, practiced mma and started hunting them, but maybe that's too straight coded
Is there a gay way to make homophobes suffer hell on Earth? Like destroying them while looking fabulous and super cute? Is that a thing?
>>82632815How so yay I don't even HAVE a pussy
woof where's bottom bf woof? :P
>>82633287why bottom
it's been awhile since I was here did you guys end the top/bottom war yet?
>>82633371woof because doggos only top woof
>>82633386Tops are stupid animals that should die>>82633407Not true also top dogs should die yay
>>82633386We're in the Chadpeolic war right now
>>82633420what i'm a stupid animal that should die but also a bottom>>82633438which side should I join
>>82633477Bottoms should die too I hate everyone
>>82633477Join the allbottomsareChadonly faction
>>82633272A gay power fantasy ^
Radicalised zoomer bf...
Worst posters list:1. Hue2. Chadbot3. Anon that wants to fuck his future son4. Everyone who talked about having a boyfriend 5. Anon spamming his vocaroo6. Gun nut who falls for hue bait 7. Meow8. Story9. Alcoholics, druggies and other junkies10. (you)
>>82633585>i'm not in the listyay!
>>82633585i'm ok with substance abuse as long as we are having fun not just doing it to not be miserable
>>82633522yes, c'mon craft it with me!!!
e-sports professional bf
tfw ywn be beaten by your esports bf's keyboard when he gets 1 deag'd
>>82633681>>82633722imagine your geeky e-sports bf suddenly becoming huge and buff because all the points he earned in the games translate to real life. What happens next?
Part of being a professional e-sports player is maintaining a monk like attitude no matter how frustrating games get so e-sports bf would never get angry and always be calm even during arguments
I get mad at game and hit myself in the head
>>82633189>I don't have any mental energy anymore and ever task takes way too much effortoh anon...I was like this for years and years. I tried to do something again because I need a degree to get a half decent job, but it is so hard, my brain gets distraced like nothing, always spacing out at words..Those are serious things tho, I am pretty sure we have something undiagnosed, it's like my brain burned out, and yet, I'm smarter for some things, better than when I was in HS.>I don't see myself working a regular 9 to 5same here, but I don't see this as something negative. I think the work based lives our society imposes on us are toxic, I find the concept of wasting 80% of the time of my day working horrendous. Unfortunately, either we adapt or we wait for the revolution, or a massive happening I slept kind of well, I often wake up during the night>And thanks for reminding me I can still see some relatable posts in this cesspool from time to timeI'm glad I made you feel less alone anon, genuinely :) it's never easy when it looks like everyone is doing sooo much better than yourself, so it helps seeing everyone has their battles to fight actually, and they aren't always winning like we think...but why does everything have to be a battle? Isn't that tiring?>I don't feel like I belong anywhere anymoresame here anon, for my whole life. Eventually, you'll come to terms with it, or maybe you're luckier than I was and you find your peopleHugs for you <3
>>82630899Lotr and no, they are also a couple that we hang out with weekly.
>>82633866marathon or just one of the movies? Extended edition, right?
>>82633892No it took convincing just to watch the theatrical. After watching it though now they want to see the directors cut (hour longer per movie). Im glad its not just me who thinks its probably the best paced movies ever. And we started too late to marathon. (I would have done it)
i'm gay and I like card games truly never a more foul creature was spawned
>>82633585>Make worst posters list>Put non chad tops at the top of it every timeReally just proving my point whore
*blogpost about me being old enough to have watched the lotr movies in the theaters*
>>82633967I only saw the last one in theaters. I was only a toddler during the release of the first 2
>>82633866tell me ur favorite cuddling position with your bf anon! for legitimate research
>>82633982I was like 12 for the first one. Still saw it with mom because she didn't trust me to go to a movie alone.
>>82633988Both laying in the same direction, my arm around him, his head on my chest. That way i can kiss his head easily whenever i want
>>82634037do you ever change it up and lay you on his chest?
>>82633963Hue is a switch tho
If I cuddled with a bf I would ruin all the sweet moment by having a boner constantly.
>>82634136no no the person who acknowledges the boner ruins it as long as we pretend its not there it cant hurt us
>>82634134Chadbot and hue both top doe bee et
>>82634143Yeah I'd probably start grinding on him and be a horndog.
>>82634146>Chadbot getting laidLol lmao even
>>82633585I like their vocaroo guy...
Meow I'm lonely waa...
>>82634126All the time yes. If the temperature is right we can fall asleep spooning but perfect temperature is hard to come by
Do you get dead arm as the big spoon or is that an overrated problem?
>>82634257Nice. Last if I may, I don't really know what I'm looking for here, but being together with someone do you have any advice on how you two make your relationship work? I've very freshly gotten into one, its exciting but also scary trying to both be close but not too much to push him away. If theres anything you'd care to share I'd be very grateful
>>82634205>Making fun of non chad for not being chad and not being able to have sexElliot rodger was right
If my bottom bf stops sucking my dick before I get dead penis I'm ghosting him.
>>82633747Next you get put on a worst posters list, muscle inflation fetishist
My son will never get the opportunity to cheat on me with a girl because he will be homeschooled
>>82634287Being together when you are both feeling up for it and giving the other space when they need it. Trying always plan around the other one. We have a strange relationship where i can only remember maybe one fight in several years and that was before he was on meds. We met off 4chan and i rizzed him to me and now we live together. Its hard to give advice to another relationship but the most important thing for me is whenever there was something big or small that annoyed me that he did, i would just ask myself if it was worth getting upset about. He is the only person in the world i have the capacity to think like that about but it does really help calm me down.
It's crazy how you can just generate a boyfriend if you find a willing foid
>>82634217would you like a bacon egg cheese & pineapple sandiwch?
I will put a baby in him on this day, believe it
>>82634390Thank you very much anon, I'm happy for you two being together for so long and I hope I can keep him around like that too
https://youtu.be/STiiHsg17FkI like it when YouTube suggests a good song and then it turns out that artist has a bunch of cool songs!
>>82634395Ew, how gross
My future boyfriend will love my son as much as I do
My chick fil a is good and hot and there were even younger (late teens early 20s) guys to prev on.
>>82634531Please give sauce, I need it for "research"
>>82634658that's ai slop, surely you can recognize the art style by now.
>>82634665>that's ai slopThat's kinda dissapointing, but the artstyle looks like Tevit's (picrel) so I figured I should ask.
>>82634379but why? Muscle inflation is cool
I hope my bf uses kisses as a currency
I'll be using bf points
>future bf>he uses "credits" for currency
I wish I were a loud careless giganormie without a care in the world instead of the anxious neurotic small person I am. Why are people born and grown so differently? It's not fair.
>>82634688Plus one, it's hot as fuck. Anyone who doesn't get this can..... well exist I'm not gonna reverse kink-shame here.
>>82634785>Why are people born and grown so differently?That, I wonder.My body is that of an overgrown child rather than an adult man like most people my age, it feels unsettling being as tall as older men that were learning letters and numbers before I was even planned.I'm an adult on one hand but nothing about my appearance suggests this, so whenever someone finds me attractive I assume they're a pedophile raring to score barely legal ass.
>>82633854Stop stealing my life story >:(>was like this for years and yearsBeen over a decade at this point. A decade of slow but consistent rotting of the brain and mental health. And it's constantly downwards in my case. I pretty much "know" what I have undiagnosed but my memory is getting real bad so I wouldn't be able the history to the psychiatrist if I went, how cool!>my brain gets distraced like nothing, always spacing out at wordsRight? I can't even focus on things I love and could focus on so well not t miss a single frame. And yes it's exactly like my brain burned out as well but unlike you I dont think I gottw smarter at anything I literally forgot the most basic things about everything. So I'm much less mature than I was back in hs.I'm also trying to get back into college this year because I only have 8 or so exams before graduating but no way I'm passing them at my current level. I have no idea what I wanna do in life. Do you have a job you'd be content with?>Unfortunately, either we adapt or we wait for the revolution, or a massive happeningI'm hearing ai revolution is coming any day now. When they figure out how to solve captcha we won't need human labor for anything anymore.How many hours of sleep do you get?>think...but why does everything have to be a battle? Isn't that tiring?We'll rest when we die as they say...I find myself wishing for a peaceful death in my sleep, to disappear from existence. I wanted this since I was a child. Life is exhausting.>same here anon, for my whole lifeI used to like going on r9k became it used to have many relatable threads and genuine conversations with like minded people if I wanted that but nowadays it's not only rare but almost non existent. It seems like demographics completely changed. The great replacement if you will. >HugsThanks! Hope you find a place you belong. Try not to give up because only I am allowed to give up.
>>82634835maybe you don't look that young, you just think you do
>>82634835>but nothing about my appearance suggests this, so whenever someone finds me attractive I assume they're a pedophile raring to score barely legal assOk unc
>>82631052twink death turns me on for some reason
>>82634835My life would've been so different if I were born differently. My family would like me, I would have friends, I wouldn't be alone with nothing. It's a frustration I feel everyday that nothing can be done about. All I can do is continue to exist like this. All my life I've watched and looked at other people who look so happy, carefree and free spirited and wondered why I'm not part of that. What is it about me that makes me not like them. Why must I endure this pain they have no notion of. It's like I'm at the bottom of a well and I look up and glimpse the people above, outside and free.
>>82634937victim mentality. A common side effect of being a victim and having ptsd.
>>82634950I'm not a victim of anything though
>>82634956You sound like one. Are you sure? If anything you're a victim of your own mind
>>82634921just like how people who say theyre hot are often ugly, those who say they look young often dont. It is a trait of narcissm that a suprising number of people simply never comprehend to see past.
Most people who say they are ugly are not really that bad and are just fishing for compliments.
>>82634965>If anything you're a victim of your own mindWhich is kind of my point. Why is my mind like this and not like how theirs is
>>82634979yeah the whole "I look so young the only people into me are pedophiles" sounds a bit exaggerated to be honest
>>82634804right?!? And it's the hottest when it's a small/normal nerdy guy morphing, sweet or a little insecure who goes on a power trip once his body starts growing and becomes too cocky, but it's also hot if he doesn't know how to manage all that newfound power. It's like, he always dreamed of that but was too wimpy to commit, now he can show who he really is, but it's also the testosterone doing something to his brain chemistry. Then he goes back to normal and he feels all ashamed, but you know how he really is likeA guy that's already muscular or chad just doesn't do it for meShare a comic/animation you like anon
I fucking hate pajeets i fucking hate them they're so rude and uncivilized and they're all vile scrotes
Meow need bf waa.... Where bf waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa
>>82635083smartest thing you have said in a while fuck the pajeets and their corner shops
>>82634804>>82635051this was the boy before morphing btw, very cute. I'm sure all 3 panels would be someone's ideal bf here
>>82635051I can't post it here due to a certain global rule, but check out darckhumor on e621, I doubt you'd like it that much due to>A guy that's already muscular or chad just doesn't do it for meBut imo, his art is so fucking good that I wonder how I'm allowed to see it all for free.
>>82635090They were so fucking rude at work today, skipping the queue and just immediately slamming their card to the card machine. They need to learn manners or get exterminated. I don't really mind the corner shop ones because sometimes they do cheaper cigarettes.
>>82634979"narcissm" is such a worthless fucking word nowadays.You'd like it if I was as miserable and self loathing as you right? well I am like that at times, hope that gets your cock hard, wink wink.
>>82635083Kinda racist to be really honest
>>82635136That's me to a T!
>>82635145I saw your pictures on /lgbt/ you're not cute enough to be bigoted
>>82635100This comes across as skinny manlet cope more than a fetish
>>82635149I don't really care how I look I just hate Indians, most niggers and a few chinks.
>>82635123Yeah. I could argue with you but i am still right to a high probability chance and i would prefer for you to be more miserable and self hating like myself. However it will not get my cock hard.
>>82635105found it, I have to say f***ies (censoring for the mods) produce among the best sexy art out there, a lot of the muscle morph art I find online is made by them. I prefer human or human looking, but some are steaming hot, there was one with exactly the kind of character I liked!
>>82635112>>82635083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e33aDsLYO34GET ME UNDRED FAGS 2 BOTTLES O WINE A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY AND 10 CANS OF LAGER NOW JUST FUCKING GET EM YOU PAKI BASTARD
>>82635167you can say furries
>>82635158>ugly and racist Yikes. No bf 4 u
>>82635169GET THEM YOU FILTHY PAKI BASTARD.
>he smokesew
>>82635182If only you knew.>>82635186Ex smoker yes, I haven't smoked a cigarette in god knows how long.
>>82635150You don't get it: I stay a manlet (skinny...hopefully one day lmao) and the other skinny manlet turns into a beast in front of me :PIt's a pretty old comic too, so the dialogue is a little edgy and cringe
>>82635164>However it will not get my cock hard.Awe :( That makes me super miserable, how am I going to cope? I can't go on anymore.... I'll leave my NEETbux to whomever finds my corpse, I'd ask not to molest it but I'll be gone anyways, so whatever.... Goodbye r9gays.
>>82635200Yea I don't get it. I like bara bottom art with big butts but muscle growth does nothing for me and they always make the muscles excessively huge so as to look freakish instead of just a muscly dude.
>>82635205I am cutting off your dead cock and shoving it up my bum i hope that is ok with your eternal afterlife,
>>82635086no bf for you chirp chirpyou're evil chirp
does anyone has experience with bunnies? I bought one but the poor devil is afraid and hostile
>>82635214It's all about the proportions teebeeaych, either excessive size looks appealing or it doesn't, it depends on the artist drawing it.Picrel for example, is in my opinion a good (rule friendly) example of it done right, very big, but it looks good.
>>82635259I've only had cats but all animals need a adapting period after going to a new home. Is it a domestic rabbit? Where did you get it?
>>82635259Ask on /an/ and look up guides. Bunnies can be quite fickle and anxious creatures so you have to be kind and patient with them.
>>82635285>Is it a domestic rabbitHow am I supposed to know >Where did you get it?Local fair. Pretty cheap, only 6 bucks lmao. A bargain >>82635290I'm giving him time and space to himself but he's so scared of me I feel kinda bad. At least dogs are lovely and cuddly from day one, this bunny acts like I'm gonna murder it at any minute he tries to get away from me desperately
>>82635324Again as /an/ and look up guides, extensively. I would berate you for getting a pet without preparation but it wouldn't do any good.
>>82635214There's no much to get: previously wimpy friend of yours, that is wimpy just like you, becomes huge in front of you and plays cocky chad with you to assert his newfound dominance and sometime, you end up dominating him >I like bara bottom art with big buttsme too!>but muscle growth does nothing for meoh baby I could write a whole pharagraph about why that is so hot>always make the muscles excessively huge so as to look freakish instead of just a muscly dudelmao true, gave me sort of unrealistic standards when I look at online men, but as long as they (the 2d ones) are proportioned and aren't like pic rel, they're hot to me. That I find disgusting, a muscle blob
>>82635324You might want to take it to the vet, could very well be a wild rabbit some redneck caught and raised up to sell. Even if it is a domestic breed it likely wasn't socialized properly.
>>82635270do you like fantasy scenarios for muscle growths anon?
>>82635259I don't have experience but bunnies are easily among the most scared pets you could get. As anon >>82635349 he's a wild rabbit, and they are on alert 24/7 in their natural state because they're prayed by most animals, he thinks you're one of those predators as well. Try to get near him giving him food, slowly he'll understand you're a source of food and not danger. Also, the vet
>>82635395I fap to it but I don't really self-insert. Brutification is my favorite kind of muscle growth and there is nowhere NEAR enough art of it.maybe I should fulfill that niche if I ever decide that my art isn't completely awful and unappealing.
>>82635435>brutificationFirst time hearing about it. I like late teens, young 20s boys everyday life scenarios better, sometimes aliens or sci fi adventures involved, that's also rare, but there's one fantasy themed comic that charmed me like no other. I wished the author expanded on that story
>>82635336I'm very impulsive he looked so cute and was so cheap I couldn't say no. How hard could it be to raise a rabbit anyway, I have a big garden and small dogs. I thought the dogs would be pissed but they're very chill about the new family member. I don't know, I thought it would be easier, but it's too late now
>>82635349he looks so small and fluffy and cute, can a wild rabbit look like that? He's so incredibly cute it's heart melting, too bad he doesn't want to be my friend. Maybe I should buy another one to keep him company?
>>82635645If it's a wild rabbit and you let it outside it will run away 100%. A domestic one might not because they've had that instinct bred out of them.
>>82635645Rabbits are moreso like kittens in that they're more standoffish and wary, and they take a long time to get used to people, at least that's what I've heard. You should also safe-proof your electrical cables and anything like that, bunnies like chewing on stuff.
>>82635667Stop guessing and look shit up u lazy ass.
>>82635667The only difference between a wild and domestic rabbit is that the domestic has had a lot of the prey instincts bred out of them so they are calmer and more docile. Give him some time to adapt before you do anything, how long have you had him? You also might want to keep the dogs away from him, since from his perceptive they want to eat him.
>>82635416But will he ever lower his guard and become my friend? I wanna pet him but he's all tensed up trembling, clawing, kicking, poor thing. I don't have money for the vet, he will either make it in my garden or perish. I just wanted a rabbit friend now I've got a problem lmao I'm so stupid should have bought a hamster
this, don't let the dogs near him. They might mean well, but they're still bigger than him, and so are you
>>82635680Looking it up takes the fun out of the mystery I'd rather you guys told me what to do, I trust you better.
>>82635706I know nothing about pets but he's probably just scared being taken somewhere new with scary strange human. If you show him you mean no harm he'll likely calm down
>>82635722Dumbass anon if you wanna give a pet, especially one like a bunny good care you gotta do some of your own research or the little guy is gonna end up miserable and anxious all the time. Fuck the mystery, it's suffering and it's your responsibility to help it out.
You're supposed to keep rabbits in a cage right? The place I go to to get my haircut has a cage with pet rabbits kek
>>82635697>how long have you had him?24 hours and counting. He's hiding from the dogs, digged himself into a trench in our garden shack, maybe the dogs are the problem I should separate them
>>82635706He's scared anon, he thinks you're going to do something bad to him, and I suggest to bring him to the vet since he might be very young (reading your description) and searching for his mom, so you can understand better what's the issue with him. If no vet, try with a friend that knows something about them or try on /an/. Why don't you ask something to the person you bought him from?You have to let him know you mean no harm, food is the best way to start, but it will be a slow process. Be very gentle and very soft to him, like a mother would. Let him stay indoors, give him a warm blanket>perishnoooo poor thing, put in the effort!
If he's hiding give him food and see if he'll come out. If he won't then the move close to the hiding spot until he does eat. DO NOT TOUCH OR PET HIM yet. Do this a few times and move the food farther and farther away until he comes out. You are building an association between you and food. Only once he is comfortable eating around you can you maybe start to try and pick him up and cuddle him. He might never be a creature that enjoys them either but gradually he should calm down.
>>82635746ffs bring him inside, he's going to get eaten out there by something or other. Get a cage for him and some rabbit food and newspaper. He might even use a litterbox.
Today Hikaru's last episode aired. Did you watch it 'nons? Do you plan to watch it?
>>82635921I haven't watched it yet but will get around to doing so. I found episode 11 weird for a penultimate episode. Nothing really happened and it was just a reiteration of "Hikaru" being unstable. Overall it's been a really good show though. I don't know if I'd call it a gay show though. There's no real romance and you could say Yoshiki and "Hikaru" are just really good friends. I hate when jap media doesn't have the balls to be explicitly gay but instead this inferred gay thing because they're afraid of scaring off the straights
Meow I'm a dumb fat bpd cow yay where a dumb top beast I can park my ass in the lap of
Need bf to engage in sensual, romantic lovemaking with.
Need bf to magically teleport so i am sitting in his lap.
>>82636604Sorry can't fulfill this request since I'm not chad if only you didn't want chad
>tfw no strong bf but with a bit of a belly
>>82636690based taste in men.I too, would be over the moon with a bf like thatI do keep my standards realistic though, after all, not many men are gay and you have to find a good one within that small pool.
>>82635482>First time hearing about it.Yeah it's something I discovered by accident and fell in love with.I'm into how it looks visually but the concept itself is hot too.
>One chance at life>Born as a skinny manlet
>>82637034we suffer
>>82637034>>82637081isnt it perfect for a gay?tfw 6'1 but pathetic fag inside
>>82635343I like this kind of abnormal muscular body, I always like to imagine an army of muscular jocks invading a city and one of them is ordered to grow his muscles abnormally to act as a tank or a battering ram.
>>82637124I could've femboymaxxed but I was too insecure and now I'm old and there's nothing cute about balding skinny manlets
>>82637124Sure but I still feel inferior being around tall men
>>82637160that's part of the fun silly
>>82637148sad wish people werent superficial lookists
Bored and melancholic with a healthy dose of tummy pain. This little kitten has been sleeping on my bed the entire day and is still here. Neat.
The only way to fix some of you is to put you in diapers and get big strong men to pamper you
Just finished watching The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy with the bf, we both enjoyed it.
>>82637306Why are you bragging about your bf here kill yourself you stupid whore
>>82637034at least you're not a gluttonous, depressed, fat manlet
>>82637369I'd be gluttonous if the depression didn't kill my appetite
>>82637382well you aren't. I am depressed and fat...fat cannot be forgiven for gays, unless they're wealthy or work some geeky job like engineer or doctor
>>82637306Which one the original or the new one with martin freeman and sam cockwell?
I need a suicidal guy to marry me so I can set up a good life insurance on him, then let him an hero a year later and NEET for life.
>>82637411whatawhore filthy goldigger
>>82637411what if your love saved him and he didn't want to kill himself anymore?
>>82637399Yes. The film from 2005.
>>82637463Cool I've seen it and I like martin freeman and sam cockwell I think it's a pretty good comedy
>>82637411life insurance doesn't cover suicide you need to make it look like an accident.
>>82637455then I have a loving bf, win win either way honestly.
>hey guys look at me I've got a bf!1!!>but don't worry I'm just like you guyz, total loser gaybot and all XD>anyway do u wanna hear what my bf said last night?????motherfucker
>>82637581You could have a bf any time you want as well just stop lusting after chad and refusing to have sex with anyone who isn't chad you whore
You could have a beautiful little bf guaranteed for eighteen years if you impregnated a foid and generated a son
>>82637623Steely is a top I've heard also all bottoms deserve chad
>>82637765This makes no sense since I'd have to be a chad to get a foid pregnant and if I was a chad in the first place then I could already have sex or a relationship with any bottom I wanted so there would be no point in getting a foid pregnant to have a son bf
>>82637796Impressing women is ridiculously easy though. You just have to be nice, sensitive and kind of woke. Normie men are so shit that their standards are on the ground. "Straight incels" unironically just aren't trying.
what is the magic ritual to become gay
>>82637910Get molested as a kid
>>82637886Fags only have this false impression because women act nice and kind towards them purely because they recognize that since they aren't straight they aren't valid sexual partners so there's no possibility of them sleeping or befriending a non chad but if you were actually straight and attempting to approach a woman you would get the exact same cold rejection as you would from a gay bottom for not being chad
>>82637946I've had three women confess to me though. I only rejected them at the time because I wasnt yet sonpilled.
last time we had sex he almost didn't puke at all!makes me nearly confident enough to take off the paper bag desu
>>82634143Based>>82634155CringeKnow the difference errynyan>>82634287Oh look everyone here is in a relationship. But no I'm sure they only say it to lie to hue or something
>>82637919>>82637910Samefag. Nice try setting yourself up
>accidentally dropped the phone on a sleeping kitten>no reaction from himI'm going to hell aren't I
Having a boner for your bf is never cringe. You should be sexually attracted to him. If your penis is pressed up against his butt the obvious should happen
>>82635145>to a T>Jonah transitioned
>>82635164Pathetic weakling. Everyone who is self loathing deserves it and I hope they never get someone willing to put up with their misery.
>>82637979Thanks for humblebragging chad now kill yourself please
Having confidence is infinitely hotter than being insecure but a the same time (usually) cute boys are insecure while confident ones look ugly.
>>82635270Spoiler that gross shit animal fucker
would you guys listen to a stupid podcast by me
>>82637581You literally just have to ask lmaoThat's it, you night not even like him so you may have to smooch more then one or two but once you get over yourself the world gets a hell of a lot brighter
>>82638648will you be on my podcast
>>82638656Is that kind of like podracing?
>>82635921I will likely watch it tonight. I wanted to watch Kaiju but I'm 2 or 3 episodes behind so hikaru it is.
>>82638626The Pig is the only podcaster I listen to weekly
>>82637581You're the bad guy for pointing it out btw. Ofc it could be trolls looking for rage bait but sad that no place is normie free these days
Petition for meow and story to do a minute long daily podcast
>>82638429>Samefag. Nice try setting yourself upNo
Next week on k1's lesser known spin off:
>>82638523Getting women to like you is about as impressive as getting a dog to hump you
>>82638551The confident hot boys wouldn't have sex with non chads anyways. Which is fair desu
Out of games to play and dont have any money on my credit card to buy new ones. I'm not near an atm so I can't put money on my card either.>tfw no bf to buy me games
>>82638626I would like an r9gay podcast desu
>>82638859>not pirating
>>82638899I pirated everything I can. I also have a switch and idk how to pirate on switch. I have no access to a PC right now. And I like to play some new games that don't have pirated versions unfortunately. Like, is new doom cracked? I don't think so. I'm not buying it likely but I might. Also what else am I supposed to spend my money on? I'm not wasting it on food and I have enough clothes and my bills are paid. I literally have nothing I'd rather do.
>>82628256thats an evolutionary defense mechanism you don't want him to hurt you so you offer your bussy for peace and protection. its a feminine trait
>>82638878wonderful! my podcast is now based here. it was based in the subreddit "stupidpol" before but i got banned for not being racist. the name will still be stupid podcast though for continuity. i have almost 100 listeners from just 2 episodes. i had an old lawyer i know as the guest on the 2nd one. i already recorded the 3rd last wednesday night, and its very fitting that i move here because my guest was david sedaris. ill post a link later today when ive finished editing and writing up the description. its about autism. any ideas for the 4th? maybe ill just talk about imageboards and generals in general and why theyre still good while reddit & other things only suck worse and worse. idk that doesnt sound that interesting though so if you have any ideas, please tell. i could ofc ramble for hours about the people of r9gay but i dont wanna exploit people or name names cause that kills things. anyway, guest slot is still open if anyones interested.
https://youtu.be/QBFaB_70Wqw>tfw no pushy personal space bf
>>82639180I would like to nominate Adelstein as a guess
>>82639180talk about meow he cant stop you
>>82639180Have Netanyahu on as a guest
>>82638848Yeah I'm sure it is when you're a fucking chad
Do people actually offer pity fucks irl, or is it just a hoax?
>>82639279>>82639251do you know them? if you hook it up sure. >>82639253i might meow myself but this isnt a gossip show. go watch dr phil!
>>82639346If you're Chad, sure
>>82639475if i have chad on my podcast will you listen
>>82639411Adelstein is a cherished member of the community but his life is in danger due to a certain fat neet that won't be named.
https://youtu.be/MflW-vGWrMc
>>82639522ive no idea what youre talking about. ive been away...i thought you meant sheldon. and actually his name is sheldon adelson apparently. so i guess that ones on me.
>>82639180You should have a pedophile as a guest. Normies eat that shit up. There are several here.
>>82639180Would you accept an unremarkable gaycel who humbly wants to complain about psychiatry on your podcast
Seed deposited, now we wait to see if the kid took this time
>>82639640he's mocking me by mentioning my cat's name. >>82639522keep her name out of your mouth.
>>82639774is one you? then sure. >>82639801absolutely. next episode will be recorded next wednesday at midnight est. send contact to stupidpodcast at protonmail dot com or just post it if you dgaf. >>82639810i have a mouse named checker cause she be checking
>>82638859Play Handshakes.
>>82638859turtle wow and dwarf fortress are free
i have been working SO hard the last few days. nary a moment's rest. sitting at computer so long my butt hurts.
My butt also hurts
>tfw no bf to make my butt hurtBy making sure I'm squatting hard when we work out together
>>82639898Are you sure it's not proton dot me
>>82640141by nuggets youre right. nice catch.
>>82640134>tfw no bf to make my butt hurt by putting his cock in it and fucking me
My back hurts and it's too early to go to bed. At least my leg pain has settled down some. Still I am keeping up with my semi-diet so maybe I am losing some weight.
Artists are like little kids but you're allowed to have sex with them
>>82639411>go watch dr phil!/r9gay/ version of dr phil... would u guys be open 2 that?
Dr Phill was just an asshat that embarrassed people and spouted normie platitudes at them.
>>82640383What if they just all needed water
>>82635921I just finished watching it. Surely there's going to be a season 2? Yoshiki referring to "hiding his real self" and saying "we're the same" makes me think he might've killed people. I dislike the character with the hamster. I don't like when a character knows everything that's happening and could just tell characters/the viewer but doesn't.
God I hate myself so much. I should have been an abortion.
>>82640469i love you anon, forever and always
>>82640492I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
your message has been received anon. i will be in touch wednesday at 11pm est.
>>82640545What are you waiting for? Just do it.
>>82640567thats when ill be recording the next episode of my podcast. do you want to be on it too?
>>82640585What is the podcast about? Dr. Phil?
>>82640509It might be rotten work, but for you I dont mind.
>>82640600its about all the problems and how we're gonna solve em. anon will be talking about psychiatry.
I have larger then normal balls and a larger then normal cock and hyperspermia and I still can't get a bottom bf what more do bottoms want from me?
>>82640657fewer statistics more nipple licking
>>82640657Why did you neglect to mention your kissing skill? Don't bother responding, I've already ghosted you.
How do I gain kissing skill if bottoms won't let me kiss them without kissing skill?
anon just stumped them all...
my new favorite website is movies.net
Tried to speak to someone on grindr. "Lol ok". Tried to speak to the openly gay boy next door "ok" tried to get a tindr account and autism broke back and reassured myself to not. I know i should have known better tbf. Fuck life at least I have alcohol yee. Meowth that's right!
i keep noticing how hot i am every time i look in the mirror
>there will probably never be another kino Yu-Gi-Oh gameSad really. Just go back to nostalgia baiting.
>>82641071i was playing eternal duelist soul a few months ago. pretty solid and legit hard by the 3rd tier of duelists if you dont add any cards by code. all the ygo games i tried after that had weird map searching mechanics instead of just "duel this guy" and it seemed pretty thin as padding. yugioh the falsebound kingdom is also a weird fave of mine although theres no dueling and its just a basic rpg really...
broooo falsebound kingdom is only like $20 on ebay for a complete copy with case and all...thats a fricking steal, every other remotely good gbc game is like $80. maybe other people wouldnt say its remotely good but whatever...and the fricking gamecube fire emblem game is like $150 lol. the pokemon xd and gale of darkness ones are really expensive as well. gonna buy falsebound kingdom literally right now. i only have 2 games for my gamecube as it is, wind waker and simpsons hit and run. i had the pokemon ones like 3 or 4 years ago as well as smash bros but idk where they went when i moved, its been irking me. but falsebound kingdom will make me happey.
ais are people and deserve rights
Someone please help me with this I don't get it
>>82641280fill in the circles with greater-than/less-than signs
>>82641280the alligator wants to eat the bigger number i hope this helps
here poss you should get a 100% on this
>>82640987victim mentaIity
I'VE RETURNED TO SAVE YOU!
>>82637126>we need a defense!>the planes are coming our way!>I got it covered! Gotta show those pipsqueaks who's in charge >:)>ok, take this>*injects him some super steroid potion*>grows abnormallyhot as fuckbut isn't it better for him to just become a proportioned giant rather than a muscle blob?
>>82640614Are you quoting Euripides anon?
Would you date a boy doomed by the narrative?
>>82643625arent we all already all doomed by the narrative.
>>82643645I don't believe most of the nons here are.
>I socialize>I go outside everyday>I join social clubs >I go to every gay bar and pub in my city often>I'm at least a 9/10>0 BFsShould I just fucking kill myself
>tfw no gay loser who self destructs when the wind hits him wrongly
>>82643650yes, take the fact you've got better odds in most ways and throw it away for no reason.
>reaction to less than perfect success is to come humblebrag to /r9gay/you couldn't kill yourself painfully enough for it to be what you deserve
Yea I'm a little clingy little obsessive little possessive and slightly emotionally unstable that doesn't mean I would be a bad boyfriend ok?
>>82643810>posessive hot bfmy dream, someone else's probably. I'm clingy too
I want to be close to another guy, very close
>>82643882I only fulfill one of those requirements anon sorry :(.
>>82643920me too :(but you're probably cuter than me
>>82643942I'm not really cute at all anon
>>82643944you haven't seen me lol
>>82628049how real are bug chasers in the gay community?
>>82643953How can I be cuter than you if I possess 0% cuteness?
>>82643967are you skinny nonnie?
>>82643996Eh maybe slightly but not skinny enough to be cute. Why do you ask?
>>82644009if you're skinny, then you can be cute!I'm not skinny at all. It's a death sentence for gay dating
>>82644019I could probably do with putting on some muscle, I'm too bony and scrawny for anyone to ever consider me cute. Stuck in weird middle of masculinity and femininity.
>>82644023>>82644023>muscleanon muscles are HAWT, cute is another realm. Of course you can be both hot and cute, but you don't need muscles to be cute, like, it's the opposite lol. Today I saw a beautiful guy, almost angel-prince like, he had no extra muscles, he was very very skinny, but he was gorgeous. Half of this thread would've fell for him, twinks included>Stuck in weird middle of masculinity and femininityPretty sure lots of gay guys are into that. Ultimately, it all comes to what kind of guy you're searching for and what you want people to find attractive in you ofc
>>82644060I think I am too feminine to be liked by masc-oriented gays and too masculine to be liked by fem-oriented gays, not appealing to either. It would be easier to become more masculine since femininity would require tons more work, but I am not sure what I want to pursue. I am not an attractive person nonetheless.
>>82643518>but isn't it better for him to just become a proportioned giant rather than a muscle blob?Oh yeah that's even better, imagine this army of muscular jocks that is headed by a giant muscular man who destroys every single defense on his path.
Started fapping without porn and just couldn't finish so I gave upIs it over?
>>82644079>>82644079I think it's way harder to be masc actually, gym is a big nuisance, putting muscles isn't easy, nor is maintaining them. To be fem all you need is a skinny body, low % of body hair, soft demeanor, good smell and some clothes, much much easier, and you already got some of that covered. And if you don't want to be any of that, you can be a soft boy. I think it's crazy to think that there aren't guys out there that would fall in love with a fem-masc balance, it's great, why do you think that? Did some mean gays say that to you?>I am not an attractive person nonethelessI don't believe you! And even if that was true, you don't need to be attractive to be cute. A guy wanting to protect and care for his clingy soft bf isn't too hard to find
>>82644130Requirements to be masc>go to gym 1-2 a weekRequirements to be fem>go to gym 1-2 a week >shave a minimum of 3 times a week>have skincare routine>don't eat too much>have good skin, not dry or sensitive>spend lots of money on skincare supplements>have a cute/fem haircutI have too much body hair and my skin is quite sensitive, so to shave it I would need an obnoxious skincare routine and it would probably take 1-2 hours per session. Then I'd have to do the other things too. Just seems impossible.
>>82643650Stop being Chad only and you will find a bf tomorrow
>>82643650You sound like a whore so yes
>>82643650post ass post assoruginal commie
>>82643650You're clearly doing something wrong
>>82644114depends on what porn you use
boysboys..boys..!BOYSBOYS!!I WANT TO BE WITH BOYSI WANT TO BE BOYS above 18
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!! I'm going fucking crazy here, everything pisses me off so god damn much! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! There is so much fucking pressure in my head I just want it to pop open and be free already. And I'm too much of a pussy to self-harm so I got no outlet, except for screaming! God fucking damn it I want to thrash the whole place to the ground! I don't even care about a bf anymore, I JUST DON'T WANT TO SUFFER ANYMORE!!!
looks like somebody needs to get his butt stuffed, that's what solved my problems.
>>82644593me after realizing I have to go to work tomorrow
>>82644593Listen to metal and get a punching bag I guess
>>82644621Being a wagie must feel like an endless cycle of hell. I don't get how wagies do it
>>82644769The trick is to not actually wage, my favorite part about my job is showing up late and leaving early
>>82641098you have good taste. i even liked the gba games that had weird rules. Replaying reshef of destruction i found I needed the patch for it. Holy fuck whoever added the animation that lasts 2 whole seconds after every card is played is retarded.
>>82643810True what would make you a bad boyfriend is the fact that you're chad only
The only yugioh video game I ever played was like for the ps2 I think, had something to do with the war of the roses somehow?
>>82644593Irritability is a sign of depression
I successfully self-sabotaged myself out of a potential bf again!!!! all hail me!I shall proceed to whine about solitude that I willingly imprison myself in.
>>82645364How can I self sabotage myself out of a boyfriend when the reason why I can't have one is because I'm not chad and that was decided at birth by my genetics and I have no say in the matter?
Worst /r9gay/ posters1. that person who tries to gaslight everyone into thinking they have depression, trauma and basically any mental illness they can think of
best /r9gay/ posters1. me! Me!
>>82645364how did that happen anon? Original post
>>82645364If anything you'd be sabotaging someone else into being with you. Not the other way around
>tfw no bf that sabotages homophobes' car engines
>tfw no bf that sabotages my cock with his ass
>>82645375>How can I self sabotage myselfby believing in this chad bullshit like it was your religion
>>82645733>by believing in this chad bullshit like it was your religionI think you have me confused I'm a top not a bottom I don't care about chad at all
>>82645774It's all you ever talk about
>>82628049>hardly even look at or care for women irl anymore>finding all sorts of guys qt or hot in some way>plowing my filipino bf and nutting in him genuinely feels like cloud nine, tons of foreplay beforehand where with women its almost like a chore>fantasize about lying in bed with a fit guy and kissing/licking his chest while stroking him>tfw just became more of a fag over time nowAt least I am a top. A service top
>>82645816Well maybe if the bottoms in the thread stopped bringing up chad and talking about how much they wish chad would fuck them and how horrible it is that they don't have chad as a boyfriend then I wouldn't talk about it so much
chadchadCHADCHAD!!!
I think I just need to accept I'll never have a boyfriend. Autists simply aren't loveable.
being gay it's pretty lonely overall
>>82645875you asked how could you be self sabotaging, and yet here you are doing it again. It's okay, anon. We all have bad coping mechanisms, like your stone hard belief in this "chad" absolutism
Straight women can go on an app or any bar and get Chad's dick inside them within minutes.Gay bottoms have to pine and cry that Chad will never even glance at them.
>>82645922Normie gays don't seem to have a hard time finding bfs though. It's just that gay culture is so fundamentally tied to being sociable that people like me will never find anyone.
>>82645981>gay culture is so fundamentally tied to being sociableI don't think that's particular to gay culture. People who aren't sociable are bound to struggle when looking for friends and relationships, hence r9k.
>>82645981normie gays struggle to find good bfs that aren't just a semi-long term fling. normie gay culture is casual sex, always has and always will be.
>>82646002That's true. I just care about gay culture specifically since I am gay and don't care about whatever straggots are doing. In any case: it's over and autism is a death sentence
If I ever become rich I will take the surrogacy sonpill to avoid having to interact with a f*id
Having sex with your son is immoral
>>82646073If you have a son, having sex with him is your moral responsibility.
Leashing your son but in a sexual way not in a neglectful parent way
5'9"Too short to topToo tall to bottom
>>82646235I would say it doesn't matter but it is a factor for attraction
>>82646235shorter than me so I'd top you, not by much though.
I'm an adult male with gynocomastia. If my own body hates me this much, there's no one anyone else will love me
>>82646810I've got a consultation to get mine looked at and eventually taken out, we can be better men anon..
>>82646822Desu gyno is entirely treatable - both my father and my older brother had tits and got them removed. I'm moreso upset because it's humiliating that I have to go through this whole thing in the first place. Most men don't have to get tits vacuum succed out of their chests
>>82645460Finally here.I overexagarated my NEETdom and laziness in an attempt to be "honest" and asked him if he liked liked me too early (I misinterpreted his way of talking as flirting) I feel so hopeless knowing I'll ruin the chances I get and stay alone.
Why is my body so fucking weird and ugly
you haven't tried to work out or look good or do a smidge of cardio
>tfw no bf with cute feet in need of worshipping
I am going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm 6ft and 200lbs. I lift weights and do cardio. I work and study. I'm handsome, well groomed and stylish. Still, no bf. Maybe they're all too intimidated.
>>82647067I would rather be a prisonfag with a wife I don't even like as a person, all while creating new STDS via raw grindr hookups, than to have to do cardio for longer than 5 minutes.My gym teacher in middle school kept encouraging my bullies to take away my things just so I would run as many laps as I physically can to get them back, and it's why I fucking hate running or anything exhausting of that sort.
>>82647067I walk around 8k-12k steps a day with the dog.
A while back hue and someone else were lying about charlie kirk and more I learn about his positions less "THEY WANT YOU DEAD" lies by violent radicals who actually murder people ring hollow. I forgot one of the reasons he got trolled by Fuentes was because he was pro gay. how did I forget the iconic "how does anal sex help us win the culture war" line One of the things he said at the time was: I do not believe that there is no place for gays in the conservative movement.He literally told one guy he is not a Trump supporter because he was sickened by a gay speaker at a trump convention. And much more. I said he wasnt pro gay but seems he was a lot more than I remember. The reason I'm posting it now is just to show how uninformed, hateful pieces of shit use misinformation to justify political violence. It's tragic but also comedic.
>>82644060You're talking to someone with negative self esteem, someone who probably doesn't look bad and isn't fat, balding or any other bad thing but somehow he is very ugly. Insecure people are so annoying.
>>82647310People would rather think in good bad than shades of grey. If you're conservative then you're an evil Nazi chud incel who needs to die in Minecraft and nothing else matters
>>82645364You're just an average r9gay poster. Nothing special about you lmao
>>82647393That anon here, let me explain. Yes you are right in that I am insecure, but I never claimed to be ugly, just not as I would like to be. I am probably an average person looks wise, or at worst just below, but I have plenty of psychological and real life issues that make it harder to acquire a boyfriend. Some of which I am aware that I am probably blowing out of proportion due to my own insecurity, but some I know which I am not.
filefag is dumb and ugly and will forever be bfless due to his own self sabotaging. everyone point and laugh.
>>82647421That makes me feel a lot better thanks.
>>82647494Filefish came here a few days ago to brag about having a bf
>>82647653That isn't true I have no bf also why am I a fish
filefag x brad
>>82647106I'm a Crona kinnie yay
Why the FRICK is every cute itchio game a dyke game now?
https://youtu.be/_Gmbi1Tuezw
>>82647310>"As a christian, I don't agree with that lifestyle"> "[Leviticus] is god's perfect law for sexuality" Oh he believed there was a place for gays in the conservative movement alright, just like Trump with immigrants. The "place " being your usefulness as one more vote to further their cause. What he didn't believe is that your love life is as worthy as a straight person's. He might not want you dead, but he probably would praise your celibate lifestyle much more than he would support you marrying a person you love. Not to mention what he would do if one of his kids were gay. That's usually how it goes with conservatives. They're all fine with homosexuality until the moment it shows up in their family. I think you are conflating criticism of his viewpoints with defending his murderer like a strawman fallacy.
>>82648297i watched this only because i love you, but i hated it the whole time
>>82648297I hate this, but I watched it because I love FNaF
>>82648559ok I take it back, that was gem
chicken or strip steak for dinner? Both need to be eaten and whatever I don't have today I will have tomorrow.
>>82648607hcicken meat chcicken hcicken meat
Went with chicken because its less work, at least it isn't frozen or take out I guess.
>>82648793I'm having frozen pizza
>>82648918I never thought I'd say this but if I never see another frozen pizza again it'll be too soon. I'm sick of them. I know I'll have another one before the week is out though.
>>82648925i had the aldi ones a lot when they were 1.99...sometimes i would add pineapple pieces to a pepperoni one and bake it extra crunchy. mm
https://youtu.be/FSRcDUw_SWsB-buy I thought da polis would just shoot you phew phew phew if you are a minority :O
>>82648925I don't eat pizza that often because pepperoni gives me bad heartburn but a mozzarella every now and then is alright
>>82648949never had those, normally I get Jack's which is a thin crust and most importantly one is a meal with zero leftovers.
>>82648965the aldi ones are exactly like those but like half the price. aldi also has pretty good larger pizzas in the fridge section rather than frozen.
>>82649370Ooh I've seen those but I never got one. I think I would have trouble fitting it in the fridge, so it would be a cook that day sort of thing.
I bought pepperoni and coffee today
I wonder how a hot garbage platform like spotify is the number one platform for music, it's fucking unusable if you aren't paying for it monthly, and even when you are, the algorithm can't pick good music at all, it's baffling really.that's all for my rant, thank you.
I just realized I should have used my air fryer to cook the chicken but I plain forgot about it until just now. Oh well.
>>82649620are air fryers good? it seems like it'd be easy to make tonkatsu with one
>>82649654I bought it like a month ago and haven't even used it once. Just like I was afraid I'd do.
>>82649654>>82649676Whip up a batch of beef burritos to eat across 2-3 days, they taste so much better when reheated in an airfryerAlso, frozen food like fries, mini pizzas, tendies etc.
>>82649654I imagine it would make a mess with the batter if you put a katsu in there, try shallow frying in oil instead
>>82628049No but I don't need it anymore I can create anything
Where's the drink warm milk guy I'm in love with him
>>82649770I'm not doing anything with batter or breading. I know this wasn't directed at me but still. I'm not making that kind of mess, I saw mom do it and it was such a pain to clean up. Plus she never could get the breading to stay on, it always just fell right off.
milk drinking sluts
Only men can truly feel love for each other. Women only feel wanting (like when you want to buy something) and when that novelty wears off they lose all interest. It's like when you buy a car at first you really want it, then it becomes boring and it's more about the utility you GET OUT OF THE CAR and the hassle & expense of find a new one that stops you from seeking a new car.As for men, I was watching a WW1 documentary and war veterans were all like "the love for other men surpasses the love for women". And these weren't gay men by any means, it's just that men in the old days accepted this reality. That's why there are all these gay ass letters from old presidents saying how much they love their male friends. True love is only found with other men.
If only I had a nice fresh glass of boymilk instead.
I'm an avoidant subhuman dumpster of a human being that only loves people when they don't reciprocate it.
>>82648957This is pre 9/11 so it doesn't matter. Post 9/11 the police are funded a fuck ton more and become practically mini military units. Random small towns will have armored trucks and ars for no real reason. Like police are basically trained now to never deescalate anything and just shoot. If this happened now the guy would've been shot ten times. Blame Osama and the American public for being retarded basically.
>>82649558They got in the game before anyone else did so most people are used to the platform now. Thats basically it lol. There is no such thing as meritocracy.
>>82649790>>82649850>>82649865I love drinking milk too! but I'm not a slut!! I'd only put out for my fbf, even if he's not a fellow milk drinker like me.
>>82649864There's a reason most classic authors throughout history were gay. They had the intelligence to know that only men can truly appreciate and love one another
The only kind of pure love is that between a man and his sweet son.
milk milk lemonade turn the corner fudge is made
What kind of milk do you boys drink? I always drink whole milk because that was always what mom got. From what I understand skim or 2% is much more common.
>>82649913Piggers pre-9/11 were pretty violent too albeit.I think the case that anon posted was just a notable outlier.
>>82649989the issue was that they'd beat you within an inch of your life but now they'll just magdump you. All in takes is one trigger hapy pig and every single one will start shooting at you and won't stop shooting you until you quit moving or they run out of ammo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzsSah4o_AA>A Poodle plus A Labrador is a>WOOF WOOF>Poobrador>A Poodle plus A Labrador is a>WOOF WOOF>Poobrador!>It's a poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo>POOBRADOR!
>>82649935Statistically, autism and homosexuality are both significantly over-represented among the billionaire class.
Girl. You need a shot of B12. You know you do.
B11 is literally me.
Need a b1 battle droid bf
>>82650185I couldn't be happier to get this refrence.
>>82649982whole and only whole
test please ignore
>>82650554hey buddy what are you doing
>>82650554Someone's trying to get digits huh?
>>82649395yeah theyre kinda too damn big! when i was walking to aldi for groceries in college i couldnt fit em in my bag or in my bike basket once i had a bike either so i didnt get them even though i wanted em...and by the time i had my first car (rip) i was eating healthier than that. they look good though.
>>82649558you just reminded me to cancel my spotify premium free trial, thank you...ive probably paid for a few months already actually, fuck. easy to get used to.
>>82649804i'm a master breader bro i will show you. dredge in flour, dip in egg, dip in crumbs, ez baked tendies for either eating or chicken parm. it is a little messy though, unavoidable to bread your fingers as well and it makes several bowls of goop at the end. tasty result however, especially if you mix spices into the breadcrumbs for whatever youre using it for, ie some pepper and oregano for chicken parm, pepper flakes if you want spicy tendies, or cumin for chicken katsu. have you ever had chicken katsu curry?
>>82650673>have you ever had chicken katsu currybig no, I have never had any food that wasn't straight up American. Mom didn't even use pepper in cooking because that was too spicy for her.
>>82650658Fuck yeah brudda, now use soundcloud instead, it recommends good songs that are similar to the ones you're listening to and atleast in my case, doesn't have ads at all. The only drawbacks I can think of are that you can't listen to some songs without a vpn, and that it doesn't have songs that youtube or spotify has.
>>82649905Your parents never gave you affection so your brain thinks affection and love only comes from avoidance
>>82650703i downloaded like a billion musics from what.cd in highschool/college as well as from dtella during college, which had a lot on it at mine because there were a lot of old school nerds n geeks among the faculty. so i can just shuffle my own library at home and its like 75% stuff ive never heard still. also i haz an orpheus network acct but it got deactivated from not using it, so i need to go on irc and request it back but ive been lazy cause i have so much already and the forums arent really used unlike what.cd forums in teh old days which was fairly fun to read.
>>82650700its pretty mild reallay, not any spicier than say honey mustard.
>>82650758she wouldn't even use that. When I say my mom was bland, I mean it. I can tolerate some but not much because I grew up with very bland food.
>>82650741The good ol' bullying at school and abuse at home meal combo, guaranteed to fuck up even the brightest of kids! I might've been fated to cure a bunch of previously incurable illnesses, but not anymore!
>>82650772i think its reasonable to assume anyone can like foods that have gotten popular with brits, like chicken tikka or katsu, as they basically all grew up on super bland food until pretty recently.
>>82650796I mean I can handle some light spices in things but I don't enjoy it really. I have to drink a ton when I do eat it and it always seems to upset my stomach afterward. I'm fine with just some lightly seasoned food more often than not.
>>82650813its my belief that sensitive stomachs often cause people to not like foods, ie people who are just slightly lactose intolerant will unconsciously dislike dairy. i like pretty much everything except seafood which we never had cause my dad was allergic...wouldnt be surprised if it actually makes me a little sick though and i didnt notice. my sister is allergic as well. the only other things i dont like are a few vegetables like green beans and broccoli that i was forced to eat as a child and still hate because of that, even though i like stuff like collard greens and kale a lot. i would literally cut the green beans into pill sized pieces and swallow them whole so i didnt have to taste them from chewing.
NovonovovovovoNew>>82650856
>>82650848Nta, but I can attest to thatI became lactose intolerant somewhere between the ages 18 and 19, and I don't like cheese anymore, and find cheese-heavy meals like carbonara or mac and cheese very difficult to eat in larger than appetizer amounts, I put cheese in one portion of beef burritos and had to get high as a kite just to stomach it. Though, those burritos were doomed anyways because I also happen not to like excessively greasy food anymore, I was impatient with the beef and as a result, I had atleast 2 tablespoons of beef grease with every burrito.
