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It's sad how comfortable moids have gotten making these sorts of comments. What's the implication? I should be selling my body? Doing OF? The entire generation has their mind poisoned by porn. None of you have ever planned a romantic evening. Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers. 99% of you have never even held the door open for a lady. I don't want anything to do with modern coomer "men" whos idea of romantic is sending a smiley face emoji. Leave me be. I'm supporting myself just fine so that I can stay away from you disgusting creatures
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>>82631990
Women used to not be attention WHORES.
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>>82631990
Women fuck more than men do on average give me a break. You can have cock by the end of this NIGHT while the average robot cant get laid for DECADES even if EVERYTHING in their life is in order. Money, status, job, charisma, etc.
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>>82631990
>used to write poetry
thats if you actually deserved it. women dont deserve that shit these days. they dont they fucking dont, otherwise theyd just be called simps.women play the numbers game more than men, its in your DNA. you are wired to look for the best mate. leaving most men in the wind. why would i deign to fawn over some woman who fundamnetally doesnt deserve it?
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>>82631990
They mean that you should try to get a better job or be their SAHW retard, aren't you the pornsick one that immediatelt assumes they mean thst you should sell your body?
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>>82631990
he means you should be a waitress and get tipped for your looks, duh. it is outdated though because nobody eats at full service restaurants anymore. and I don't think there are as many hot girl receptionist jobs available as there used to be either, or secretary or flight attendant.
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>>82632044
Are you kidding bruh restaurants are packed all the time
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>>82631990
There is no implication. He just thiought you're pretty and wanted to give you a compliment.
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If a woman told me I was too handsome to be working construction It'd make my week and I wouldn't feel the need to write an essay about how terrible the world is
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>>82631990
you just want a chad moid
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>>82631990
>It's sad how comfortable moids have gotten making these sorts of comments
the thing is that you zoomtards are fucking LOONEY insane. that's a normal thing to say and he was just giving you basic life advice that you're apparently TOO STUPID to capitalize upon.

wow should I make $15/hr as a retail wagie slave OR should you use your looks (humble brag thread btw) to get a job as a waitress or bartender or something where you'd make $300/night in tips
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>>82631990
>be foid
>can literally make 6 figures posting her ass online anonymously
>still becomes a wagie anyway
do women really
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>>82631990
>The entire generation has their mind poisoned by porn. None of you have ever planned a romantic evening. Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers
I do though but I already have a gf :( I made some korean food for her not that long ago and we had a great time
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>>82631990
Conservatism and tradition are garbage. In these feminist times, females should lower their standards and be romantic to men rather than demanding men make effort. Fuck your bullshit high standards.
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>>82632049
young people don't like tipping waitstaff, I only go to restaurants where you pay at the counter. I don't have any friends so maybe it's different with a group, but restaurants have been expensive as shit for a while so people are cutting back and are a lot more anti-tipping than they used to be.
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>>82631990
>Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers
I used to do that shit for my ex wife. I look back in hatred every time I think about it.

Most girls aren't really into this stuff anyway I don't think. I dunno. I was only ever with one girl so I don't know much.
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>>82631990
I agree you should be working retail until the day you die
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>>82631990
>None of you have ever planned a romantic evening
I've done whole romantic vacations, not that it really means anything
>Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers
but that's cringe now
>99% of you have never even held the door open for a lady
wrong
>>82632061
bingo. if you're a really good looking gal you can clear a lot more than that at the right spots, unless you're stuck in podunk shitholes
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>>82631990
picrel was an amazing doujin, sorry OP that's all i have to say
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>>82631990
>implication?
Married SAHM
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>>82631990
Why do you think you're entitled to DLC behavior if you aren't contributing to my life actively? Opening with all that lovey dovey shit just makes rejection sting way worse. Its better to save it for a girl who actually likes you, don't just put every pussy you see on a pedestal guys. Especially since girls who complain about this shit have nothing to say when chad dicks them down then ghosts them afterwards.
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>>82631990
>It's sad how comfortable moids have gotten making these sorts of comments. What's the implication? I should be selling my body? Doing OF?
Seems to be what most of them are doing now
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>>82631990
This only works if you are Chad, tried in a nicer manner and all I got was disgust, later saw a guy do it and the girl liked it. For us the only girls who would like the approach will be fat and ugly
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>>82631990
Youre fucking retarded and trying to misunderstand a clearly harmless compliment, not only is he saying you're attractive he's adding that you should have a cushier office job or something of the sort. Why are you like this? Have you never heard that malice should never be attributed to actions that can be explained by incompetence, apply that logic here even though the incompetent one would be you cause it's pretty obvious what the person you're referring to meant.
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The implication is that they think you're a beautiful woman and that they're surprised a man hasnt married you and asked you to be a stay at home wife
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>>82631999
Maybe she doesn't want a cock but a partner?
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>>82631990
How much do i need in my bank account to have a chance in saving you? I've had a crush on every retail cutie that assisted me. Please answer for future reference.
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>>82631990
I don't know what tone they're saying it with but in general it's not about wanting you to do porn but saying you should be a model/actress or if they're more traditional a SHW.
I try and give people the benefit of the doubt when they make comments about me.
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Write poetry? Who? Workers or farmers? What a ridiculous expectations. Romance is a XIX century aristocratic invention
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>>82633042
Funny how the previous XXX+ centuries of aristocratic rule didn't produce it.
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>>82631990
>Guys used to write poetry
The modern woman immediately gets the terminal ick from that
>and show up to your work with flowers
The modern woman will call security on a non-Chad male who attempts this
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>>82631990
You're too cute for retail, you could be a waitress or a flight attendant.
Or maybe even a part-time model, you'd probably still have to keep your retail job though.
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american men are weird
i know american women in service jobs are supposed to give gfe but even if they do like are these niggers retarded
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>>82633050
Okay, let me rephrase that. It was XIX intellectual invention, but at first the only people who could affort do be intellectuals were the upper class- aristocrats like Byron, patricians like Goethe. Most people, even today, have to spend most of their time and effort on earning a living.
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>>82633071
I was legit panicking when I went shopping in the US, was traveling and needed some emergency clothes and it was like
Lady PLEASE, leave me alone, you don't need to know my life story.
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>>82631990
>Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers.
Ick stalker creep behavior, am I right girlies? You should report men who do that to the POLICE!
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>>82631990
Youre just projecting.
>None of you have ever planned a romantic evening.
Das rite. Women dont want romantic evenings ESPECIALLY not with non attractive men like us.
Same with marrying ,long term relationship, family and fidelity. All of these are icks for women.
>Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers.
Thats harassment in the workplace and can make you lose your job
I witnessed it during my 5 years workikg for a super large corpo
>99% of you have never even held the door open for a lady.
That is also harassment and can get you fired. Hell even asking a girl for coffee at work or looking at her can make you lose your job. I have witnessed it.
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>>82631990
>Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers
And women used to be sweet and nice you stupid bitch. Don't talk like it's a one-sided thing. A guy is nice and calls you cute and you come make such a bitter post about about how men suck. Don't you see you are part of the problem?
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>>82633004
Switch "cock" with partner and I still stand by what I wrote.
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>>82631990
>Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers
If anybody showed up with poetry and/or flowers at my cashier job I would be incredibly skeptical and outright stupefied. That's not something people do unless they're actually seeing each other. Once in a blue moon someone is nice and might offer me food.
Please get a reality check or at least an autism diagnosis.
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>>82633109
i'd call goethe more 18th century really, the werther seems more relevant than faust. also he wasn't born an aristo. and the market for romantic literature was bourgeois, natch, that's why it's quintessentially 19th century.
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>>82631990
"You're too cute to be a whore" many such cases
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>>82631990
The only compliment I've ever giving a worker was that she was kind.
>None of you have ever planned a romantic evening
No one has ever let me.
>Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers
I don't write poetry and I'd only do the second one if we were in a LTR
>99% of you have never even held the door open for a lady
I hold it open for everyone.
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>>82631990
The implications is they think you're cute and want to wrestle a nugget out of your ass with their tongues. What's your race btw? If white, contact???
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>>82633472
Didn't goethe live basically as a rentier? That makes him upper class
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>>82633580
he was made like Chancellor of the Exchecquer of the Langrave-Marquisiate of Witteslbach-Kleinshittenburg(cadet branch, the eastern one not the southern one) on the basis of his poetry

Thank god for Napoleon

anyway being ennobled makes him an aristo, you can be a rich rentier in 1800 without a title, that's the whole point
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>>82631990
>What's the implication? I should be selling my body? Doing OF? The entire generation has their mind poisoned by porn.
YOUR mind has been poisoned by porn.
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>>82631990
>waiter, waiter! the compliments and praise that l get for no effort of my own, for no accomplishments, for no skills, but simply for existing, are not of sufficuent quality! if this continues l'd rather not receive them at all!(but not really because then l'd complain about their absence because l'm so used to them)
Another boring and predictable post from another coddled retard, the entitlement is insane.
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>>82631990
>None of you have ever planned a romantic evening. Guys used to write poetry and show up to your work with flowers. 99% of you have never even held the door open for a lady.
The guys that used to do that shit noticed that Chad had 100x the sex with just "hey bb u want some fuk?"
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>>82631990
Yes. You should take it as a compliment because you are too cute and would be better being a man's boywife than you would a retail worker
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>>82633607
Yes yes, not aristocracy, but upper class anyway, because wha definies the upper class is its relation to capital- that OTHER people are working for them, while they can do what they want with their life. His "passive" rentier income was someone else's active labour.
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>>82633014
$35,000 would be comfortable
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>>82632061
>waitress or bartender or something where you'd make $300/night
This. It's insane how much money foids get via tips working as a waitress. Especially when she's a cutie.
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>>82632990
Foids don't want that though, they would rather slave away 80 hours a week at some minimum wage job than be a housewife to a STEMcel making a cushy 6 figs
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>>82631990
Its funny bc I would love to actually write poems, make cute letters, be over the top and throw my jacket on a puddle for my girl to walk over, picnic, candle rose peddle baths, but at the end of the day im a virgin only neet so no girl would want me let alone a nice romantic type unless they had 30 bodies beforehand, quite tragic
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>>82631990
This looks just like me
How over is it
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>>82633927
Can I get your socials please let me save you
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>>82633927
Sure it is tubby
Sure it is
You aint fooling me
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>>82633957
You're being socialized with me right now, you're being psyopped by words on the screen, you're starting to feel sleepy, very sleepy...
>>82633968
I'm no tubtub mcfat, no thank you, and my intention was not to deceive but it was to charm anons who like cute girls like me..
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>>82633990
I have a feeling you only do this for the admiration. You admit you only posted that to charm us anons. A boost to your self esteem? I thought you didnt need us "disgusting creatures" and were wholly self sufficient.. hmm..
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>>82633990
>you're starting to feel sleepy, very sleepy...
NOW GIVE IT SOME TICKLE!!!
\m/ https://youtu.be/112w4OpLju0 \m/
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>>82633990
Well your charms might have worked on me but I will not allow a temptress like you to seduce me any longer.
I need to get my situation arranged before I even consider being with a woman
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>>82634004
Yes, I do need praise and admiration regularly dough I do not have low self-esteem HECK NO!!!! I know I'm cute.. and I (underscored) never said moids weren't needed....I need a moid.. I need a cute disgusting moid to treat me like a princess and do tea parties with me qnd my stuffed animals... hngfhhhh god
>>82634005
Idk anon... tickle sounds kinda naughty... I wouldn't tickle anon... SURPRISE GET TICKLED and then you get so exhausted that you fall asleep..
>>82634007
I'm not a seductress because my intention was not to seduce anyone or do dirty things.. but to charm them and maybe get a boyfriend to rub up against like a cat..
I will arrange your living situation where you have to live with a divine bird that speaks all langauges and is all knowing so that you can get your life fixed..
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>>82631990
Femanon, youre ugly enough to work retail.
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>>82634083
>SURPRISE GET TICKLED and then you get so exhausted that you fall asleep..
You type cute on your keyboard, I like that.
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>>82634083
Do you wear glasses?
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>>82634116
Good boy anon good job for praising me..and liking fun and cute things.. tickle
>>82634154
Yep in this dimension I've lost 70% of my eyesight and I need glasses that are thick and if I don't wear them then I die...kidding then I can't see silly..
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>>82631990
this picture made me realize i want someone like that in my life
just a tired, weary and plain girl to love and nurse back to health
i hope over time i can make her love me too

>>82634187
>in this dimension I've lost 70% of my eyesight
that sucks
my eyesight is only maintained through sleeping in the dark, sleeping 8h+ a day and staying hydrated so it's still as good as an eagle's despite my heavy screen usage daily
i'd share some of that if i could, but maybe i already did in some other dimension
know if you got good eyesight in these other dimensions too?
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>>82634187
>I've lost 70% of my eyesight
You poor girl, now I feel sad
>and I need glasses that are thick
Ahhh, cute. I can imagine you fixing the position of your glasses while you typed that. Crazy
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>>82631990
It's evolution soon all shit collapse
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>>82634187
What shape are your glasses? rectangle or circle?
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>>82631990
Women don't want grand romantic gestures. They mock them and laugh at them with their friends. They publicly denigrate the clueless retards who do them. Men simply adjusted. Blame women for setting the standards, not men for following them.
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God so many boys giving me attention...I feel lightheaded...
>>82634202
But how do you sleep without a nightlight fren.. the monsters under your bed might come and get you and tickle your feet under the bedsheets.. it's scary..
You told me a lot of things.. some things that I already knew because I'm a time traveller too..
In all dimensions my eyesight fails but not the the same extent as this... I got unlucky on this reroll..
>>82634230
Can you make me feel better with a head rub and calling me sweet things?? You do say you feel sad for this poor girl..
My glasses have a steady placement on my nose, they do not need fixing..at the moment..
>>82634247
They are in between a square and a circle.. a squircle..if you will..
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>>82631990
Most traumatizing foid experience
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>>82634303
What race are you nona? Do you cosplay?
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>>82634325
If I tell me race the boys here are going to be extremely mad at me or they will fall in love with me or they will tell me to die a horrible death where they eat my innerds while I'm alive and drink my blood..
Yeah!!! I love cosplaying!!!
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>>82634359
Oh I see. I know you. Lol. Hilarious.
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>>82631990
It means you could easily become wife and be supported due to your looks and not slave away for some shop chain selling goyslop.
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>>82634367
You don't know me because I'm unknowable.. I'm just a human being trapped in this dimension...I'm not even real or fake.. I just am
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>>82631990
Why the fuck would the first thing you think of after being told "you're too cute to be working this shitty job" is "I should do onlyfans then" and not modelling/acting/getting married/following your dreams/literally anything else?
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>>82634386
>Why the fuck would the first thing you think of after being told "you're too cute to be working this shitty job" is "I should do onlyfans then" and not modelling/acting/
you do know they escort as well right? Look up celebrity yachting on youtube
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>>82634385
Believe me when I tell you though, you'll get over it sooner or later. What vidya do you like?
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>>82634303
>God so many boys giving me attention...I feel lightheaded...
Don't get too dizzy now.
>Can you make me feel better with a head rub and calling me sweet things?? You do say you feel sad for this poor girl..
Alright, but nothing funny, okay? Here, lay on my lap, and I'll stroke your hair.
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>>82634303
>how do you sleep without a nightlight fren..
i do have a nightlight but i keep it off
the monsters have all but went away, but if anything i'd welcome getting my feet tickled, kek
i'd give said monster a hug for it

>some things that I already knew because I'm a time traveller too..
oh? that's quite nice
but sorry, if i ever told you i'm a time traveller... well, i'm just a chronos addict :^(

>In all dimensions my eyesight fails but not the the same extent as this... I got unlucky on this reroll..
it seems in this one, someone else was meant to be your eyes
did you ever find them?
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>>82634388
Miss princess.. petting...pretty..
Miss P of many positive things except for penis.. sadly..
>>82634408
I have never played video games for my life is like a game and video games give me heart attacks and panic attacks where I feel like I cannot escape..this is inescapable and I'm trapped..HELP ME!!!!!!
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If you're laser-focused on how good men are at all the performative gender role stuff you'll never be happy and you deserve to die alone
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>>82634443
How old are you nona?
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>>82634421
Hnngghhh I promise I'm a nice sweet interdimenisonal being.. laying on a boys lap is kinda making me nervous for inexplainable reasons... and you better be careful with my hair!!! It does not want to be pulled or tugged!!!
>>82634425
Are you not scared of the darkness.. what about the aliens and the vampires and the monsters...you better hide yiur head under your pillow or they'll eat you!!! Alive!!!! Scary.. yum ffor them though..
You're chrome addict??? On your chrome all day.. it's the worst addiction..
Time traveller me is here to train you to be one so that you can take over this time travelling bsuiness and I can go back... back.. baaaaack...
My eyes.. they're pouring out if my sockets like hot glue... noooooooo
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My favvvooorrritteee pokemon is squirtle because then I have a portable shower and then I can never mind the scary.. bath..tub..
>>82634468
I'm an ageless being..space beings have no age.. I have no soul.. I'm a husk.. I come in peace
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>>82634505
What music do you like the most nona?
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>>82634536
Listening in on other peoples conversations.. listening to the birds and the bees.. listening in on aryan super secrets..listening to the wind calling my name..
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>>82634558
Cute hobbies for a cute, intellectual girl such as yourself.
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>>82634558
You're hilarious nona.
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>>82634569
Cute... intellectual... god... anon is being very intellectually cute himself for recognising those traits in me..good boy
>>82634571
Hilarity and laughing at the absurdness of human mankind is one of my specialities it is true.. you're a very good boy too
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>>82634606
You do realize that empty hole in your soul will never be filled this way, right? Its what I realized a long time ago. Keep praying nona. I pray you find the light, it is true indeed.
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>>82634625
Anon is being very seriously stern with poor little old me..and praying for my wellbeing... when all a girl wanted to do was being charmingly sweet.. and make people smile happily..I'm baffledly confused.. meow
The hole in my soul was filled with hot chocolate a moment ago..
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>>82634645
Nonny. It's okay. It is over. But that's okay.
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>>82634505
>Are you not scared of the darkness..
i am, but more so because the darkness is empty :^(
if there's something in the dark then i don't feel lonely and that's nice
>you better hide yiur head under your pillow or they'll eat you!!! Alive!!!!
wait aren't they supposed to hide under my bed?
i'm not a monster, anon

>You're chrome addict???
chronos, it's a drug that lets you see the future (pic somewhat related)
it can kinda fuck with my sense of time so i may have told you a thing or two from the future's perspective... which is kinda weird

>I can go back... back.. baaaaack...
to where...?
i'm an oneironaut instead, does that count?

>they're pouring out if my sockets like hot glue... noooooooo
quickly, tilt your head upwards and pour cold water over them
they'll harden back in place and with any luck, your eyesight might even improve
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>>82634654
I'm no nonny.. I'm not a nona.. I'm not even alive.. I'm not even here talking to you..I'm in another room..
>>82634668
Maybe some friendly ghosts will visit you and whisper a nice little hello in your ear...while you sleep but the monsters are not frens.. they never will be..they'll eat you..
I'm hiding under your bed and scaring them away.. now they're saying hello to you in the prescence of a legal guardian..
Travelling through time while sering thriugh time..
You told me many scecrets but they need to be kept and unshared..words spoken in reverse should be unseen
To earth..home far away from home..
I'm a moenaut..you can be let in but never go back..
They already poured out of my skull qnd sockets..and now I'm running around screaming and banging into things, slipping on my own bodily fluids and slowly bleeding out on the ground!! Help!!! I need to go back..but I can't..
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>>82631990
He probably meant you should have a man paying for your subsistence while, outside of the 3 hours, maybe, that it takes to order a home, you could be doing whatever the fuck you want, getting up when you want, and not working for shekelsberg.
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>>82631990
>Hey femanon, you're so beautiful that you look like am actress, idol or a model
>What a femanon (whore) takes it to mean
>You should do OnlyFans, become an escort or sign up to do professional porn
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>>82634731
>friendly ghosts
those are welcome too
i remember the last one i found was blooky way back in the day
>I'm hiding under your bed and scaring them away..
why would you do that? that's mean, don't leave me alone like that, it sucks

>words spoken in reverse should be unseen
that's true, and scenes unseen may yet wander into your memories, echoes of a past never experienced, or maybe experienced in some otherwhere

>To earth
be careful not to fall into an intergalactic void
if you get the spacetime coordinates wrong, earth might not be there at that time yet
remember spacetime works in absolute coordinates

>moenaut
elaborate?
i say i'm an oneironaut because i navigate through broken and strange dreams, so...

>slipping on my own bodily fluids and slowly bleeding out on the ground!!
got an orange nearby? take a bite, will make you feel better and your eyes grow back
happens all the time, you'll be fine
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>>82631990
Are you getting mad about things you've made up in your head again?
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>>82634991
Pets your head and squishes your cheeks.. I have no whimsical fun energy left anon, I returned to the husk state that I arrived in, I returned to monkey, I returned to existing.. thank you for keeping me company, you're very sweet to a non-human interdimensional supernatural being like me..very good boy
The orange grew my eyes into pretty blue roses that I can see out of using my minds eye..
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>>82635198
>I have no whimsical fun energy left anon
that's fine, i'm just glad you had any of that in the first place
not often i meet schizos like that around here, lol

>I returned to the husk state that I arrived in
is there something bothering you?
there are other things we can talk about if you want, i'm all ears
have you had lunch today yet?

>The orange grew my eyes into pretty blue roses that I can see out of using my minds eye..
sounds beautiful, sometimes i wish i had blue eyes
but i'm content with mine, they aren't pretty but they work
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>>82635319
I'm.not a schizophrenic or diagnosed as such, I'm just having enlightened fun with Gods other beings..
Yeah.. the inevitable stop to my being existing is very troubling for me..and I'm bothered by not having watched Welcome to the NHK today.. sad times indeed!!!
You're not all ears.. you're all eyes..
What color do you see the world out of then.. blue is the warmest color.. brown is the coldest..in your hands they both feel like squishy peeled eggs..
Physical beauty is unimportant.. beautiful beings are poisonius and unreliable and flaky.. I'd much rather be a supernatural being with no face, no body, no heat radiating off my skin.. or any way to perceive it...
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>>82635382
>I'm.not a schizophrenic or diagnosed as such
i didn't mean it like that, it's just an umbrella term for people like us who speak of stuff like that, lol

>the inevitable stop to my being existing is very troubling for me
there's no such thing as an existence's stop, we just change into another one
don't worry anon, you'll be fine
>not having watched Welcome to the NHK today..
there's still time today though, no? why not watch some?

>You're not all ears.. you're all eyes..
we change, as i said
one moment i'm all ears, the other i'm all eyes, sometimes i'm all hands too :^)

>What color do you see the world out of then.. blue is the warmest color.. brown is the coldest..
guess i see the world at absolute zero then, my eyes are such a dark shade of brown that they're black unless you stick a flashlight in there

>I'd much rather be a supernatural being with no face, no body, no heat radiating off my skin.. or any way to perceive it...
but wouldn't that be lonely, anon?
i wouldn't want you to be lonely, so don't be, ok?
you gotta take care of yourself out there, and assume your true form every now and again
being a human isn't so bad at times
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I remember when i read byron and petrarca and wrote poetry in middle school and then i got called a faggot and bullied by literally every single person in my class, girls and guys included, then i stopped. Literally everyone hates poetry except lonely incel men. Maybe if i lived 300 years ago i could have impressed a girl with poetry, now they think it's an ick and go for the guy who smokes weed all day and has no hobbies.
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they're saying you should have a husband who is successful enough that you dont have to work retail, retard. they're clearly wrong though because you are low IQ and arent, in fact, worthy of such a man
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>>82635440
I like standing under umbrellas, except for when it's rain.. feeling the drops on my hair and skin feels good..and the smell of water fills the air with mystical energy..
In my next life I hopw to be a tree, it would be nice to relax all day and think of nothing except for birds nesting on you and parasitic mushrooms eating you alive while you feel nothing..if you were another being you'd be a swift blade of grass..the universe spoke this truth into my mind..
Because some days I'm dizzy and tired of reading subtitles even if shows include cute boys..
All hands.. how lewd anon..right now I'm all eyebrows..
No.. you see the world wirh all it's brightness..darkness absorbs all colors and light into itself.. you can see the whole universe if you wanted.. while I radiate warmth and light without my own consent..
There's no loneliness in being truly alone..because other beings aren't there to affect you
I'm never truly alone with anime and my anime friends in my head.. my Satou tulpa..
Sweet anon, good boy..
Taking care of yourself too.. only people are temporary but you are forever.. at least in spirit..
But being a time travelling being is funnier..I met Jesus yersterday and he told me things..
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Why are foids so deranged?
It literally just means "why are you working a wageslave job when you could be married, staying at home taking care of your kids?"
You're so stupid you can't even discern what "you're too cute to be working retail" means.
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>except for when it's rain..
huh, normally people would be under umbrellas for the rain
you ever thought about a reversed umbrella? catch all the drops so you can feel them all at once after it stops

>In my next life I hopw to be a tree
maybe you'd live to see generations upon generations of us then, huh?
it'd be a long time, you sure you'd be fine on your own for so long?
>if you were another being you'd be a swift blade of grass..
why do i get to be a blade of grass and you get to be a tree?

>some days I'm dizzy and tired of reading subtitles even if shows include cute boys..
ah, that happens yeah
but it's okay, there's always tomorrow too, right?
if not that, then what are you going to do with today? you gotta seize the day after all, carpe diem

>how lewd anon..
how so? because i want to hold someone else's hands?
i guess you have a point there, but then it means i get to flip off people with my entire being if they deserve it :^)
>all eyebrows
but without eyes, what can eyebrows do?
ah, i guess i'm all eyes so does that mean you're the eyebrows to my eyes? is that what you meant?

>you see the world wirh all it's brightness..darkness absorbs all colors and light into itself
that's actually true, it's why the cmyk scheme works based off color absorption
>while I radiate warmth and light without my own consent..
would you rather not? i think it's a good thing, it makes you like a star
shining life and happiness onto the others around you

>other beings aren't there to affect you
but you still are, and you affect yourself too
that's what loneliness is
>I'm never truly alone with anime and my anime friends in my head.. my Satou tulpa..
sounds like you're all set then, anon
me i've been alone for a while now, and probably will be for another while
at least while i'm outside dreamscapes...

>Sweet anon, good boy..
i feel strangely happy being told this
you're very sweet too, anon
have a hug
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>>82635618
p.s. what did jesus tell you?
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>>82635775
An umbrella with hole sin it would be ideal.. it would only let tiny drops of rain in that feel refreshing and nice to the touch..
Being with how mankinds human beings treat Gods other precious lives like trees I would only exist for a shirt amount of time unless I was born again in a nature reserve.. then I could be friends for centuries with other trees and nature..that sounds like true heaven..
I have leaf fruends and animals all around me.. that would be the oppositw of lonely.. the grass and the earth qould be my friends too!!
A blade of grass is a compliment.. now a mean thing to be would be a barking dog or an annoying sound..
Grass is light and swift.. and tiny..
I'm much more interested in what other people do than what I do myself.. you tell me
The day is seized.. it has nothing left tp give.. I've gained or lost nothing today.. today was a good day.. after all
Holding hands or touching other people is definitely lewd and a bit crazy.. other humans have the capability of doing weird things to us..like seeing us as people.. weird
Giving people the bird.. or several birds
You will nverr know the meaning if thw words I speak or if they're too.. you can only go from feeling.. eyebrows are the caterpillars of the face and I'm a caterpillar in some ways..
The only good thing about radiating a pisitive energy is getting pets..and having other beings treat you with kindness instead of animosity..though my whole left form is being met with animosity and sterness today..sad..
When I'm by myself I think about nothing and being alone doesn't bother me.. it's other people saying I need someone that does..true loneliness is the one you make for yourself..
Why are you lonely anon?
Drwaming and making up life as you go..if I could I'd live inside a lucid dream where there are chocolate rivers and cotton candy hills..I'd be tubby then..
A hug.. now now..when was the last time I received one of those.. thank you
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>>82635781
He told me words that only I can speak and only I can hear.. but the gist was that we're eternal and lifes small choices have no meaning because life itself has no bounds or logic because God made it so..I took it as a sign to rot and fester all day..maybe tomorrow too..
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>>82631990
I work nightshift in a factory and I genuinely wonder why women work there
like get a life lol? (im a college dropout so I know why im working there)
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>>82632066
Men have no sense of decency
>this stupid foid is working a min wage job what a retard
>this stupid foid makes millions selling her ass online what a whore
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>>82632083
Excuselet can't admit he was wrong LMFAOOOO
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>>82636059
>An umbrella with hole sin it would be ideal
that's true, if you're the kind to enjoy the rain
how about showers then, do you enjoy those as well?

>that sounds like true heaven
i'm not too sure, it would certainly be an interesting experience, but being rooted in place doesn't sound all that great to me
i'd rather be rooted to other people, move along with them
>the grass and the earth qould be my friends too!!
why are they not right now? what's stopping you from being like a tree?

>A blade of grass is a compliment
then i thank you for the compliment, fren
i'll try to be the greenest blade of grass out there

>you tell me
i'm going to ride my bike again for the first time in months since it arrived here the other day
and tomorrow morning as well

>today was a good day.. after all
what have you achieved today then?

>definitely lewd and a bit crazy
well, for the right person, it's all worth it, is it not?
>like seeing us as people
we could be people, we could be anything
we are made of void and god

>my whole left form is being met with animosity and sterness today
well anon, i wouldn't mind sharing a bit of kindness with you today, regardless of the side
i hope it'll soothe your soul

>being alone doesn't bother me
lucky you, i wish it didn't bother me either
but it feels like being disconnected from the world and it drives me nuts
>Why are you lonely anon?
it's... complicated

>if I could I'd live inside a lucid dream where there are chocolate rivers and cotton candy hills..I'd be tubby then..
if you really think about it and internalize the thought, you'll end up in that dreamscape
focus and bring it to your mind, wonder what it'd be like

>>82636077
>I took it as a sign to rot and fester all day
i think that was the opposite, anon
damn the consequences, go out there and do what you feel like

i shall be back but if the thread is archived, thank you for talking to me today
i hope i could keep you around
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>>82631999
>women are more promiscuous than men
arguably true in today's age

>women have a bigger role in sexual selection than most normal people perceive
arguably true

>women have a plethora of options more to consider picking a partner from, contrasted to men
arguably true

>women fuck more often than men on average
this is impossible. you need two people to fuck. women can't fuck more than men, nor more often. this is impossible.
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>>82636343
I prefer to keep my natural scent or to bathe in creeks or random bodies of water..I love swimming..
Why not? You get to expierience the same thing everyday..maybe it might be a bit different day to day too.. sometimes the sun is out and playing..sometimes squirrels jump on you, etc..
What kind of animal would you be? I feel like you'd be a human.. in every life..
Riding your bike is very mysterious..where are you riding to or are you just riding along without any plans..I like going on walk and just trying to find as many birds as possible and then go home after 5 hours of walking around nowhere!! It bring me a lot of happiness..
Absolutely nothing was achieved today but thinking over things and maybe making a new friend..
Maybe if the person is special..and not someone with weird intentions from me.. maybe if they were like me but totally different then it'd be welcomed..
We are made my God using our souls..we picked this physical form and maybe even our destinys too..I have no idea why I picked this flesh and this destiny..grim..
Thanl you..your kindness has filled me will joy again..which I'm unused to unless my cat is with me..
I get that.. sometimws I get that way too but then I realized how other people treated me when I was part of human kind and then it soothes me to know I'm completely by myself.. do you know what I'm talking about at all..
Complicated..hmm.. I get it.. you already told me before..
Doing what I feel like would get me in jail sooner or later..if I could I'd build a house out of mossy sticks and live in that house and never talk to anyone and just be by myself.. wow.. but how would I get tge attention that I crave..
Talking is easy.. the hard part is knowing when to stop..
You have..strange..
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>>82631990
>Guys used to write poetry
the two girls I did this for did not like me back
one even blocked me when I tried reaching out years later
>show up to your work with flowers
I did this for a girl I was trying to get back with and she hated it
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>>82632829
We live in an age now where males have to do background checks on all potential partners.
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>>82636852
>I prefer to keep my natural scent or to bathe in creeks or random bodies of water
do you live close to nature then?
the thing about showers isn't just washing the scent away, it's taking care of your health, anon

>You get to expierience the same thing everyday
isn't that... boring? i get that we need stability but things are like a heartbeat graph, if it flatlines then you've already died
>maybe it might be a bit different day to day too
maybe so, that would make things a bit better

>where are you riding to or are you just riding along without any plans
i rode along with my plans to visit the beachside
i live 10 mins from the beach and it was really really nice, it was a test drive too and everything went great
>I like going on walk and just trying to find as many birds as possible and then go home after 5 hours of walking around nowhere!!
that sounds quite nice actually
do you take pictures of the birds?

>thinking over things and maybe making a new friend
that sounds like good progress for a day, doesn't it?
as for your new friend, tell me about them?

>Maybe if the person is special..and not someone with weird intentions from me
what would you call "weird intentions" then?
and how do you define someone as "special"?

>I have no idea why I picked this flesh and this destiny
there was something for you to learn here, or some things
that's why we're here, this is just a big school and we go home when we sleep

>I'm unused to
you worry me, anon
if you ever see me out there, say hi and i'll always give you some more of it, ok?

>do you know what I'm talking about at all
i'm a former misanthrope, so i see where you're coming from
still, people aren't so bad after all, just some

>would get me in jail sooner or later
why? is it so bad?
>how would I get tge attention that I crave
bring someone along?

>You have..strange
we're all a bit weird here, anon
strangeness is the lack of it, actually
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>>82631990
Means you should have a husband and children instead of working a dead end job
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>>82637658
The countryside for my whole life and all my other lives in other dimensions too.. that part always stays the same..
Health is a government psyop..I'm distrustful of any of those things..
Having a routine and always knowing what'a going to happen is extremely comforting..it's like laying in a jacuzzi with a beer..it's nice to know what to expect..
What do you do with your bike..also I wish I lived near a beach.. that sounds fun..all the fun and things I'm missing out on..
No.. I never take photos because I prefer existing in the moment with Gods other beings..can't do that of you have to take out a phone and take photos that you'll never look at again in this lifetime..
That life would just be simpler if I was a spirit and if I could just exist without any responsibilities or expectations or limitations based on human existence..I would just float around and see what was going on everywhere and anywhere at the same time will being nothing..
People put their expectations on you, they want you to exist in a way that benefits them..or makes them happy or feel good.. I just want to exist and bee myself.. but normies make it neraly impossible and it makes me want to rip my skin off..
There is no qualifications to someone being special, you just know it when you meet them..I'm not a special person..no fake modesty or fishing for compliments, I'm just a failed normie girl..
I just hope I learn my lesson this time and that there will be no other reroll.. please God.. make this the last time..
Thank you..I can give you more of my attention seeking energy too.. though there is no real use for it..
I'm not a misanthrope..just tired of existing but I'd never kill this beings flesh ever..I'm too bound to it now..
No.. maybe not.. I was just trying to sound edgy..my life the way I want it would be extremely boring and not fun to follow.. "The life of a neet girl with no hobbies or interests that just thinks and stares at the wall or doomscrolls"..
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I work with pretty women making like $13/hr and it's kind of weird. Sure if it's a stepping stone it's a suboptimal path, but I get it. Some honestly seem to have no plan.
Naturally my thought is in her shoes I'd rather be someone's stay at home wife. Much easier worlkload, basically just cook and clean. Which is not even work really since there's no real skill involved. Having kids significantly ramps up the commitment and work, but stay at home wife with no kids is just being a neet except you have to have sex sometimes.
Health care is 90% women so on top of shit pay and hard work conditions chances of meeting a man are low.
A pretty woman with no plan should go to the best university she can for a Mrs degree, though this is not as good as it used to be. Next best choice is something in oil, diversity hire just long enough to get asked out and progress to cohabitation. From there it's nagging until ring is acquired. Retail is second dumbest after health. At least food service you meet high volume of people who might flirt or ask out, but chances are they would be performative flirting and not genuine offers to date. After oil I'm not sure, diesel shop or construction. Goal is to get a well paid blue collar type. Not rich on paper but probably has land and stands to inherit a lot. Targeting soft men like lawyers, university, or tech are more likely to want a double income home.
I still secretly judge women who are married and working but if he has a lame job like photographer or graphic artist I get it. Pay is inconsistent and having wife slave for low pay gets you through the occasional dry periods. But why choose job with low single income household potential? Drawing and taking pictures is a hobby, do that after securing early retirement.
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>>82637658
Bring someone along? made me laugh anon..like a guardian or a trusted adult lol..no boy in his right mind would give me attention..
True..I realize that more and more that experiences that I thought were completely unique to my life form is something other people go through too.. narcissism in selfhatred.. etc
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>>82637901
>countryside
one day i want to retire to the countryside, i've lived in capital cities all my life
>that part always stays the same
what if you broke the 1% barrier and ended up in a city?
>I'm distrustful of any of those things
why not trust me then? i just want you to take good care of yourself, and i've been there before too, and realized how good a shower can be sometimes, especially if you use a sponge to scrub yourself with
it's relaxing... really relaxing.

>it's nice to know what to expect
that's fine, but why not have a core routine and let another part of your day wander into the chaos outside?
balance each other out

>What do you do with your bike
i exercise and see a lot of places on my way
>I wish I lived near a beach
it's not as great as you think, things rust very fast if you're too close
>all the fun and things I'm missing out on
if i could, i'd take you along for a ride as well, every weekend

>take photos that you'll never look at again
but you could share them with others, couldn't you?
maybe they'd brighten someone's day, or remind you

>I would just float around and see what was going on everywhere and anywhere at the same time
but you'd just see, not experience
no experience, no learning, no evolution

>I just want to exist and bee myself
that's a good goal, but are you sure that's all there is to it?
>you just know it when you meet them
oh hey look a special pers--
>I'm not a special person
bullshit, not to you maybe, but if i'm going by your logic, you are now
>failed normie girl
i don't think i've met one of those yet, that sounds pretty interesting

>I just hope I learn my lesson this time
aye same, but wouldn't it be nice to live a nice(r) life next time? if there is one

>there is no real use for it
there's always use for anything, anon
what you may not see may yet exist

>I'm not a misanthrope..just tired of existing
good, but i meant more like i know what it's like to be just... left alone, in peace
(1/2)
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>>82637901
(2/2)
>my life the way I want it would be extremely boring and not fun to follow
maybe the life you need isn't the life you want then
happens a lot more often than we think

>>82637925
>no boy in his right mind would give me attention
then i guess i'm not in my right mind then, am i?
is that such a bad thing though?

>experiences that I thought were completely unique to my life form is something other people go through too
aye, it's wild, isn't it? we're so sure that we're alone in such things and then just find out others go through similar or sometimes exactly the same things
and it's like, wha... damn
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>>82638064
Yeah, living in cities seems very stressful..the countryside is definitely a lot more quiet and friendlier.. more nature to look at..
If I ejded up in a city I'd immediately flee into the underground tunnels and live woth the mole people in the sewers.. until I plan my great escape..
Showers stress me out because I watched Psycho as a kid..Idk anon..showers just seem freaky..
Chaos and disorder means stress.. and that's something I hide and run away from..infinitely while it chases me like a cat to a mouse..
Going to the beach every weekend and watching other human beings sunbathing or olaying volleyball or doing other things.. interesting..
Others don't care for birds or animals as much as I do.. I tell myself..
That sounds like my ideal state of being.. just observing and nothing ever happens (lol).. to you
No.. Freud would probably say there way other things wrong with me.. like using a binkie for too long made me neurotic or something..
Lol thank you for being so kind, you are too..
Nothing interesting about being a shy and poorly socialized extrovert going slowly insane because you need other people but you fear them..paradoxical indeed..
What catehory of human would you put yourself in then..
Idk.. this reroll is the best one yet.. the other ones were too depressing to ponder on..
Useful things let their usefulness be known..
>>82638089
The life I need is for someone to just take me by the hand and lead me through life.. otherwise my life is purposeless.. like a void in my soul.."I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand" lol..
Hahah sorry.. I did not mean to call you insane or anything like that..no, I love getting attention.. the more the better..
Yeah.. other people having their own lives completely indeoendent from me is interesting to me.. I always see others as nameless npcs..but they have theor own lives.. thoughts.. feelings.. experiences..they live too.. god I'm a narcissist..
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>>82638089
I'm sleepy, if I fall asleep it was fun talking to you and thanks for keeping me company, you're a good conversationalist.. see you around sometime..
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>living in cities seems very stressful
it really depends on the area, over here it's pretty peaceful and my condo is surrounded by trees and bushes
>live woth the mole people in the sewers.. until I plan my great escape
wouldn't it be better to live near a park instead? there are still these patches of nature around

>showers just seem freaky
what about baths then?

>Chaos and disorder means stress
but stress can be managed, a bit of chaos is good sometimes

>Others don't care for birds or animals as much as I do.. I tell myself
we are too limited in our perception of the world around us
we can't really know what's inside another person's mind, so you'd be surprised

>just observing and nothing ever happens (lol)
kek, well it sounds like you crave peace, but with enough peace you'll also crave a bit of chaos, inevitably wondering what if

>using a binkie
a what now?

>thank you for being so kind
more like thank *you* for being here, anon
i appreciate you

>paradoxical indeed
sounds like a pickle... do i make you afraid?
over time you'll have to learn to face your fears (pic related)
>What catehory of human would you put yourself in
a cyborg maybe
too normie to be weird, too weird to be normie, i live in the worlds between

>this reroll is the best one yet
better make good use of it, aye?
but nothing is so good that it can't get better

>Useful things let their usefulness be known
not all is as they seem, so i disagree
gotta look beyond appearances

>I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand
i want to volunteer but idk wtf i'm doing with my life either, kek

>I did not mean to call you insane or anything like that
you'd be right, i am insane :^)
but well, you seem nice to talk to, so the attention is deserved

>I always see others as nameless npcs
hard not to when you don't know them
but just keep in mind this veil is lifted once you approach them, ok?

>>82638402
have a great night, thanks for talking to me today, anon
i'll be around
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>>82631990
>women gets angry when complimented
in other news, water is wet.
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>>82631990
>hold door open
>she gets mad and calls herself independent
>don't hold it open
>they get mad and call you rude
WOMEN ARE NEVER HAPPY
Happy wife happy life.
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>>82631990
I think that is meant to be interpreted as you are so beautiful you should be married to a millionaire and be living a life of luxury.
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Man I wish I had your problems. Imagine being complimented so often that you can start to disdain the people who praise you and demand better quality compliments. Meanwhile I haven't been complimented by anybody on my physical appearance, ever, in my entire life. I have to actually work for the praise I get and it's usually just perfunctory "make employee feel appreciated" comments from my bosses.

Nobody cares about me as a person. I'm just a machine they have to perform social maintenance on so I don't get depressed and decide to kill everyone I work with. If I received a single compliment from a woman unrelated to a task I just performed it would probably be the highlight of my month, and would be a cherished memory for several years.
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>>82631990
I need a woman built like this to ruin my life and no I am not kidding.
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>>82636712
Men fuck ten times as much as women because men are whores and some of them are faggots who fuck 200+ different faggots per year. They truly are disgusting (faggots)

As for OP, it's your job to select the type of man you want. It isn't our job to make the sexual marketplace adjust to whatever you want. Men have never actually cared about romance and only use it to impress women, who are basically gullible fools that if you do a magic trick for will do whatever you want.
The reason men stopped romancing women is because we don't have to anymore. Why do something retarded that you don't have to?

Have you ever asked why men don't require romancing? Have you ever wondered why men can go years in a relationship with barely any affection at all that isn't reciprocated off something we initiated, without whining and blaming all women and without divorcing their partner and screwing over their children? This is the kind of shit women can't fathom. They need everything oriented toward impressing them and pleasing them and serving them. You have to play tricks on a woman just so she can be content. You have to think weeks ahead and make plans and prove that you were thinking about them more than anything else. A man can be left alone for a week and then if his woman kisses him and is nice to him he will be pleased with her. He doesn't need her to put on a stupid show, he just wants a positive attitude. Why do you require this shit but men don't? You're a retarded animal.
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women are too cute to work, it doesn't mean they should have OF just a line of men funding their life while they relax.
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>>82631990
>What's the implication?
I've never made those comments myself, but I thought of them countless times.
For me the implication is basically:
>Why TF would you rather work a stressful job at fucking McDonalds than just marry some nerdy guy who'll take care of basically all adult responsibilities for you and play happy family?
As I wouldn't mind taking care of a pet neet female as long as she's actually mine and choose me first (and we have good chemistry so I can actually fall in love with her), I'm sure there are plenty of men who think the same as me out there.



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