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I was making fun yesterday of how girls can't be nerdy, which is true. And some cockroach idiot said "errmmm yeah so sad that girls just will never share the same interests as us." Which is true, which is why you're not suppose to be friends with females, they're just suppose to do their job and you do your job and everyone will be happy in the house. People think they can "ooh let's date and get to know each other and be friends!" Oh and what a surprise it fails.

But the thing I was just thinking about is that I was wondering because now with vtubers females are being more known, most people didn't really know what females were like but now with vtubers you can actually look and see "oh I guess they're like this." And the thing is as I've said before there's vtubers who I think are not just meatholes that I would rape if we were on a deserted island together.
Some of the vtubers I've seen seem to work against their female-brain limitations and understand them and work around them and the conduct themselves with a male spirit and are respectable. It's also respectable for a woman to act the way women are suppose to be by nature, but since females are raised to destroy this natural element inside them they end up messed up unless they can adapt to the male spirit which a few vtubers I've seen do and so I think that's good. I don't even think about them as meat holes, they're like real people, just girl-people.
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This is part II of my I'm no longer sexist attempt. Thank you for reading "/r9k/ - gender stuff or whatever I don't know don't hecking talk to me"

I'll post part III soon.
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>>82634324
>nerdy
>>82634324
>good
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>>82634333
Are you the same person from yesterday that I saw or are you someone different. I refuse to believe someone can be this stupid.

4chan has melted your brain so hard that you just take two unrelated words, make them green, and that's a post I guess. Such quality. "Well it's /r9k/, you know, let's get retarded in here." Oh yes I should listen to that, the bass really does keep running running.
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>>82634324
Why is that anime character behaving like a 3D tiktok whore?
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>>82634564
I don't even know what that means.

WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO DISABLE REPLIES TO MY THREADS!? We've already proven they're completely worthless. You read a post and you see "Why is..." and you think something of human-level intelligence is coming next, but no, of course not.
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This does make me think of something else as well.
My biggest struggles is finding another non-NPC in this world. "Well you're not going to find that on /r9k/ which is all NPCs." Well that's just the world. /r9k/ is the most average typical representation of society possible in my opinion. Maybe worse in some ways, I mean the guys who can barely speak english at the temporary job agency are WAAAY more real than anything I've ever read on /r9k/ which sounds like it's always written by... I don't know, I DON'T KNOW, who are these people.

But does the fact some vtubers seem respectable mean some females are? And therefore you could have a conversation with one? I've talked to two women and they both were close to being human but not quite.
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And this is important because I have to KNOW if I should bother with fake-humanity or not, or as I call it "society-humanity" assuming that there are some real humans somewhere. Well it's been quite a long time and I haven't found any still.

I knoooow I always say to give up. come on just give up already. Steru?
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>>82634581
She's doing that thing tiktok whores do. The way she's moving her hands and face, and the crazed look she has. Ironically tiktok whores do this to imitate cartoon characters, and now this cartoon character is imitating the way the tiktok whores act.
Like this
https://youtube.com/shorts/3kC3Nr-mqo8
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>>82634670
Thank you for making me watch a few seconds of that. I feel so much better having seen a girl in her room moving around and probably singing I didn't have the audio on though.

That one scene from the Weekenders "I don't know how many brothers I have, I tried counting 'em but they're always... MOVING AROUND!"
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I was thinking of making a list of the respectable female vtubers and explaining why they are proper females who I wouldn't rape or treat like meatholes.

But I feel like that's too much effort to type all that out you know.
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>i wasn't able to develop empathy for human women until i started watching anime girl puppet shows
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Another worthless post that seems to be targeted at the wrong thread: >>82634704
Maybe that's the problem, I keep getting replies that are suppose to be for other threads. Maybe there's one other thread where someone has empathy for women. I won't know, I don't care to know, I just want to disable replies, and I should make my own website and destroy all other alternatives to accomplish it.
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But I also, I heard someone saying and I somewhat agree. Especially from my perspective that, there's a lot of people who have poor reading skills genuinely, so that CANNOT understand what I say, in fact they often admit that, and people who reply often just say things that have NO RELATION to what I was saying at all.
But on top of that places like 4chan are filled with non-native english speakers so it's even worse. And when you can't understand the language you constantly communicate in I think it makes you dumber naturally overtime kind of like how drugs eventually just damage your mind for good, yeah?
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>>82634711
just use facebook.
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>>82634732
Use Facebook for what? Are you saying I should post things on Facebook? What would be the difference between 4chan and Facebook?
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>>82634738
AAAH, nevermind, don't answer that, DO NOT ANSWER THAT. I don't want to have to listen to your stupidity.
"Errmmm Facebook is actually better than 4chan so you should post there, and reddit and Twitter" These are all the same websites. There's no difference between social media websites. You have to be very low IQ to think otherwise... well... there you have it I guess.
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>>82634738
you can disable replies on facebook. also, you're brown so it would be an overall better fit for you
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>>82634753
"errrmmm you can do this thing on this other social media website, therefore it'll be better." ....you justt don't get it do you? you don't. And I don't expect you to.

I really hope one day everyone can see what it's like to engage with you people from my perspective it's incredible.
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>>82634324
Vtubers are all playing a character. This is like saying "I used to hate all women but then I saw Scarlett Johansson play Black Widow and now I see some women aren't so bad". Those are characters written by men and these women get paid to act as them.
There was even that one vtuber who would talk about how she was a lonely virgin and never had a boyfriend and then later her fans found out she was married to a male vtuber and was just shamelessly lying to seem relatable to her actually lonely male audience.
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>>82634774
>GOD I WISH I COULD JUST POST MY INANE THOUGHTS PUBLICLY AND BE ABLE TO NOT HAVE PEOPLE REPLY TO ME
here's a website designed specifically for this exact posting style you desire
>UGH NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
okay
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My eye sight is getting really bad, it's not good. I can hardly read posts. Oooh actually I'd like that very much, imagine just not being able to physical read the stupidity of you all.
Like this one >>82634799
"errm they're playing characters gosh, also some of them are lying and are actually whores and stuff gosh. Komori Met has a boyfriend actually."
HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP! And die already because she doesn't you mouth breathing moron, she's not playing a character 5 hours into a repo game by herself you idiot. Hocky pocky you people are stupid.

Komori Met is a real one and she openly submits to her existence to serve men.
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>>82634581
There used to be a website called muttr where you could just post whatever was on your mind anonymously and you had the option to disable replies, but it's been gone for years now.
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>>82634809
Still doesn't get it, and thinks social media website are different, pathetic. You are all so... so... soooo pathetic.
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>>82634827
Yea you can just replace "muttr" with 4chan in your post and it's fine to, or reddit or anything. There's not "different" social media garbage websites, I know that's VERY hard to understand for very unintelligent non-human soulless people.
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My wife Komori Met is a real one, real sexy one. I'm still not making the respectable female list, but she's near the top yeaaah.
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>>82634833
dance little roach, dance
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>>82634823
Yes, they are all playing characters, they literally get paid to do this, specially the bigger ones from hololive and the like.
>Komori Met
I don't know who that is. I looked up the vtuber I was talking about, she's called Uruha Rushia and her husband is Mafumafu.
You are delusional if you think the woman behind that anime character is in any way shape or form similar to you or able to relate to your experiences at all.
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>>82634865
I can also make NPC like posts, uhh lemme do what I do wait a minute could ya STOP!

Oh that reminds me I should listen--ooooh I forgot maybe I do need to make one more thread.
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>>82634847
You don't have the option to disable replies on 4chan, you little worm. But clearly you get some sort of high out of acting like an autist on here and actually enjoy getting replies like every other attention whore on this god forsaken board.
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>>82634868
You are not very smart and don't know many things.
"Well explain it to me then."
Why?
"Because then you'd prove you're right and... and..."
I don't care that you don't understand certain things. I just don't. WAAAAAY too long on the internet to pretend to care and treat all you creatures like people.
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>>82634324
hey op im just wondering what is your ethnicity
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>>82634881
"You can't disable replies on 4chan like other places, that make it different!"

Amazing. I think you guys actually believe this too. "Yeah other social media websites are better because you can do this thing..." JUST... incredible.
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>>82634894
I'm no longer replying to posts period after this one. They're a waste of time. Not a single intelligent reply, and who would have guessed after years and years and years the same thing over and over not a single intelligent reply I care about!? Who could have guessed?
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>>82634823
>she's not playing a character 5 hours into a repo game by herself you idiot
yes she is
you are the cuck she is playing a game for
she is PERFORMING
all of what she does is performative. she does it for her audience, regardless of how big or small
she knows simps like you will give her money so she curates everything she says and acts to appease your fragile ego

behind closed doors when you cant see her she gets gangbanged. multiple dicks at a time, at gloryholes and whatnot

you know NOTHING about her inner personal life. and she keeps it that way because she knows upset simps arent good for business
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>>82634885
Here is your beloved "real one" vtuber pretending to be scared of a frog in a videogame.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9y3Diq5tbPw
But sure, it's all real and not acting at all.
Retard. Even non-virtual youtubers will act differently from how the act in real life for comedic reasons. You're a pathetic simp.
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You type like a teenager who's pretending to have some kind of mental break.
You act like a homosexual RPing as a quirky insane character.
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>>82634324
how do you become this confidently retarded?
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Look at all these replies I won't be reading and won't respond to
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>>82634927
aaah, so magnificent.

The thrift store is probably open now, but I'm waiting for Luna to finish streaming so I can download it, I'll have 6 hours of video to have at home wooow.
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More useless replies saying random unneeded stupid garbage that oh, let me guess, "Errm you're bad and I'm good and yeah hahaha!" Oooh 4channers, you're so funny oooh.
>>82634933
>>82634938
Go ahead, someone read them, they'll say exactly what I said.
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>>82634612
>Woman exists and speak behind anime graphic
>"Hooolld on- are some females heckin' based and wholesome?!?"
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I also don't want to go because I'M TIRED I did a lot of that sod laying I was talking about, and other things.
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>>82634960
Another post, it's all green this time so you KNOW it is totally worthless.


Because I said it I will mention that no the english voice actors are different so... well.
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Oh Luna is finished. But it'll take a while before it lets me download it. I have time to WASTE WAAAASTE on stupid worthless websites full of stupid inhuman npc non-people.
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>>82634980
>no the english voice actors are different
No you don't get it she's trad and different from other whores because she's nipponese just like my waifu!
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>>82634980
don't post psg, you aren't ruby
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Another reply >>82634993
Who can imagine what it says? Maybe that's the thing I should do, I shoudl reply to posts without readind them. Because there's nothing to read in the first place.

So this reply is replying to my post talking about the Panty and Stocking voice actors, so, he probably says something like "well yeah but Amazon voice actors are pretty based and l33t sauce too" something 4channers would say.

So here's my reply:

>>82634993
I don't care. It's stupid and so are the subs. Don't talk to me.
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>>82634951
>"Errm you're bad and I'm good and yeah hahaha!"
That's your entire gimmick.
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This is actually a good idea I'm going to do this now, just reply to posts without reading them.

>>82635002
You being 16 is irrelevant.
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>>82635017
No I didn't read them. And I still won't. you begging is irrelevant.
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>>82635024
i was out of state at the time so i was able to avoid any of the initial fallout
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>>82635060
The song I was talking about before is Paul Revere, you could just look it up, it's very popular.
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>>82634324
Most vtuber "girls" are just a dude with a voice changer kid.
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>>82635069
the point being made here is that if you get double meat at chipotle you're a fat fuck, regardless of your actual weight. it's fat fuck behavior
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>>82635084
That's irrelevant to anything so nothing to say.
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>>82635098
I don't really care. It's one of the best songs of all time and I always think about it because of the WoW music video, which will work well with my game that energy. You being retarded is... interesting but I just don't care.
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>>82635060
>>82635098
What the fuck are you talking about. Are you just OP's sockpuppet
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>>82635217
im having fun joining in on doing the bit
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>>82635217
A big fat head and a shrunken skull.
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>>82635224
A bigger fatter head and an even smaller miniscule skull.
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>>82634324
>>82634581
What you should do is find a psychiatrist nearest to your location.
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>>82635241
a cold lonely beacon in the night
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Running around searching for new pieces of poop to fuck, going retarded!
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Another useless post talking about women being smart and capable of tapping into the tradition feminine nature even long after it's been snuffed out. >>82635249

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By8x65oteIw
Hora baka baka
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>>82635262
>>82635263
Both of these are basically the same, I like Suspect, and not much else, though Lui is fine in that one.
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Doing a handstand, shitting, then quickly turning around to let it fall in my mouth.
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>>82635304
No point, already said, the thread is over, you can keep saying nonsense if you want.
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Keeping perfect spheres of shit in my shirt pocket to flick at friendly looking strangers.
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>>82635269
Gosh I just realised the subtitles on this music video are bad too. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN! WHAT IS GOING ON.

People are being paid to translate things and they SUCK AT IT! SO HARD! Oh my gosh the panty and stocking thing is the top thing I've ever seen, it's so bad it's... is it a joke I don't even know, this is official? I don't get it. Who are these people? This world is so retarded it's unbelievable, I can't operate in this everyone is SO STUPID! Just stop, stop being stupid. I guess it's impossible for everyone but me I don't know.
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I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK JAPANESE... but Hillary Clinton can. But I can translate this better. Incrediable. I already psoted the worst translation of anything ever from that one manga OKAAAY oh my gosh I need to just block otu all of society and forget how stupid everyone is.
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researching new ways to have sex with several pieces of poop at once.
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wearing a diaper and never using a toilet because to flush poop is to send it to hell.
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trying to figure out what a pagina is and if it makes poop
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>>82635107
whats ur ethnic background
ur not white obviously
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i haven't shit in days, my tummy fuckin hurts
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helping people shit but only if they let me keep the poop
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>>82635568
too intimate
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OP is the kind of subhuman retard who'd unironically think MarimariEN is le heckin based and redpilled. He refuses to believe it's an ever increasingly perfectly crafted act. I cannot blame the girls, the amount of money, easily in the millions would warp my views too.
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You have to be seriously delusional to believe that a girl charismatic enough to pull even 3view, let alone 4view numbers is actually a loner femcel "real one" in real life. But the protagonist of this thread is a schizophrenic neet so far gone he cannot formulate any remotely rational response to the replies he gets, so at least now I know first hand what kind of simps feed the vtuber menace. Funny that not even /vt/ is like this, well /vt/ follows the longheld tradition of 4chan hating or being terrible at the boards topics like /v/ hating vidya /pol/ being brown /g/ being windows babyduck nocoders and so on, oh and /r9k/ being chock-full of normalfags and simps
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discovering a walking talking poop that wants to have sex with me
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>>82635862
>>82635765
He's a faggot that likes v-tubers and listens to shit like this: >>82635269
He's too far gone
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good ol' fashioned straight up, no bullshit sex with a piece of poop
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>>82634324
can you like kill yourself please thanks cheers love u bhai



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