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Khhv king

KHHV Here... MIGHT ASCEND (soo(...) 09/27/25(Sat)12:58:05 No.82635389

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KHHV Here... MIGHT ASCEND (soon) Khhv king 09/27/25(Sat)12:58:05 No.82635389 Archived

What does touching a girl actually feel like...

Please comment belows

I might literally ascend soon and can't stop freaking out about it bro

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)13:00:37 No.82635402

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)13:00:37 No.82635402

>>82635389
exact duplicate thread you made yesterday, reported

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)13:03:22 No.82635420

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)13:03:22 No.82635420

it feels gross and slimy and awful and weird and it gives you nightmares forever and your finger rots off don't do it i'm warning you

Khhv king
09/27/25(Sat)13:03:28 No.82635421

Khhv king 09/27/25(Sat)13:03:28 No.82635421

>>82635402
Stfu if you can't reply with HELPFUL FEEDBACK ONLY

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)13:07:12 No.82635457

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)13:07:12 No.82635457

>>82635389
as a fembot can I get a khhv to make love to me like this if I don't have that body? If so does anybody have advice ty

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)13:08:33 No.82635468

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)13:08:33 No.82635468

>>82635457
Literally any woman can get sex but you're a larper

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)13:32:47 No.82635719

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)13:32:47 No.82635719

>>82635468
That's not even true you fucking loser liar

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)13:37:22 No.82635762

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)13:37:22 No.82635762

>>82635719
It is actually true why lie???

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)13:38:40 No.82635770

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)13:38:40 No.82635770

>>82635762
Lots of women are ugly and TERRIFIED to talk to a man so they can't achieve ascension. I am a fembot with several autistic issues.

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)13:44:59 No.82635824

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)13:44:59 No.82635824

>>82635770
marry me, ill love you so much

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:00:13 No.82635951

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:00:13 No.82635951

>>82635824
I am unironically so afraid to call anyone or chat 1on1 with anyone that I can't imagine talking to you

I will die a crusty old autistic virgin freak hag

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:00:57 No.82635963

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:00:57 No.82635963

>>82635951
add me on discord cutiepie

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:15:10 No.82636072

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:15:10 No.82636072

>>82635951
plz marrrryyyyy meeeeeeee

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:18:45 No.82636099

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:18:45 No.82636099

>>82636072
>>82635963
I would have a panic attack so bad I might die if I actually did this

Sorry can't

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:19:38 No.82636111

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:19:38 No.82636111

>>82636099
:( i am not scary i just want to love someone and feel loved, we can text only for the first days until you feel comfortable, adding discord doesn't hurt? you seem so nice

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:19:46 No.82636113

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:19:46 No.82636113

>>82636099
Do you go to church with your family at least? Any place you can get hit on?

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:20:52 No.82636123

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:20:52 No.82636123

>>82636111
I literally don't let myself meet people from offline I only know family and family friends. And I barely talk to them and they all think I'm mentally retarded.

Fuck them.

Ok bot retarded I'm just autistic

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:21:58 No.82636129

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:21:58 No.82636129

>>82636113
Church for major holidays only. Christmas and Easter.

Other than that I'm a total shut in

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:22:54 No.82636134

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:22:54 No.82636134

>>82636123
I think you're mentally adorable. You know those stories about people meeting online and falling in love? Who knows, could be us. If you want to take that chance, here's my discord: sjokolademuffins

<3

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:22:58 No.82636136

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:22:58 No.82636136

>>82636123
I'm not retarded** I'm only autistic

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:26:06 No.82636159

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:26:06 No.82636159

>>82636134
I will think about it but I'm scared so probably not

Sorry

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:26:46 No.82636167

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:26:46 No.82636167

>>82636159
It will be like what we are doing now, just in our own chatroom :) <3

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:28:07 No.82636178

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:28:07 No.82636178

>>82636167
Bro femcels are trash stop being desperate for this loser bitch

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:28:37 No.82636186

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:28:37 No.82636186

>>82636178
She seems nice and I would like to get to know her

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:30:48 No.82636208

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:30:48 No.82636208

>>82636186
Femcels are much more mentally ill than male incels usually. You'd be miserable if you actually ended up with her IRL.

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:31:14 No.82636212

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:31:14 No.82636212

>>82636208
Too bad, I want to MARRY her.

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:32:42 No.82636223

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:32:42 No.82636223

>>82636212
That's cute but you would be miserable.

The first 20 fucks would be awesome but then you are stuck with a retarded slow brained cunt who can't into society.

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:42:57 No.82636312

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:42:57 No.82636312

>>82636223
You are completely delusional if you believe this

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:46:58 No.82636354

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:46:58 No.82636354

>>82636312
I'm completely believe it and you are the idiot

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)14:52:26 No.82636401

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)14:52:26 No.82636401

>>82636354
Have you taken a goddamn IQ test because you sound like a child

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)15:01:31 No.82636475

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)15:01:31 No.82636475

>>82635389
Source for this specific vid please

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)15:04:33 No.82636503

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)15:04:33 No.82636503

>>82636475
I found it somewhere online not sure sorry

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)15:20:01 No.82636632

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)15:20:01 No.82636632

>>82636503
Is the girl Russian

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)15:24:45 No.82636667

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)15:24:45 No.82636667

>>82636632
I think she's ukrainian

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)15:28:34 No.82636695

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)15:28:34 No.82636695

>>82636667
Do a.reverse Google search thing

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)15:36:37 No.82636764

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)15:36:37 No.82636764

>>82636695
Okay she might be Irish actually

Not sure

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)15:51:29 No.82636920

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)15:51:29 No.82636920

>>82636764
She's literally Polish from Warsaw

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)15:57:59 No.82636979

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)15:57:59 No.82636979

>>82636920
Then post her fucking name damnit

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)16:08:59 No.82637094

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)16:08:59 No.82637094

>>82636979
Olga something lol

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)16:22:01 No.82637232

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)16:22:01 No.82637232

>>82637094
Stanislavski? Best guess

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)16:23:13 No.82637245

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)16:23:13 No.82637245

You'll be happier forever after the first time

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)16:29:12 No.82637307

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)16:29:12 No.82637307

>>82637245
Really... Are you seriously serious

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)16:31:41 No.82637332

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)16:31:41 No.82637332

>>82635420
>feels gross and slimy and awful and weird and it gives you nightmares forever and your finger rots off don't do it i'm warning you
Lmfao what

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)16:34:42 No.82637357

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)16:34:42 No.82637357

>>82637332
It's true women are icky

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)16:51:31 No.82637513

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)16:51:31 No.82637513

>>82637357
What all women ?

Ur gay

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)17:14:51 No.82637783

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)17:14:51 No.82637783

>>82635389
It's like a more technical onahole that doesn't feel as good. It's less physically pleasing on your dick to cum inside of a woman than the onahole. In fact, VR porn + waiting some time + cumming inside the toy is the best orgasm I've ever had - even compared to cumming inside a blasian girl with huge boobs.

>"But anon, what about the foreplay and aftercare? What about when she wraps her legs around you and makes out with you?"

That's my point. The important part isn't the physical feeling of it - you can do better. What you simply cannot replicate is the relationship you have with them. How much you enjoy holding them and making them feel good. Sex is S tier and the reason you show up to their house in the first place, but it's not the only thing in S tier. I know you won't ever care which is why I think you should get a hooker. When she makes no play to hide how unenthusiastic she is to have you inside of her with a condom, you'll see how your desire to get fucked could immediate turn into a desire to build a relationship. And when the person you settle for and disappoints you ever step of the way, you'll come to see how what you wanted was to build a relationship with someone worth giving a shit about. And then you're climb out of the ocean of solitude and wallow in the mud of solitude with the rest of us

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)17:14:52 No.82637784

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)17:14:52 No.82637784

>>82637513
What's wrong with a gay person

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)17:18:48 No.82637818

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)17:18:48 No.82637818

>>82637783
How do I build a meaningful relationship then

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)17:20:05 No.82637829

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)17:20:05 No.82637829

>>82637784
Gays are criminals

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)17:25:29 No.82637876

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)17:25:29 No.82637876

>>82637818
The difficulty is like 85% matchmaking and 15% personal sacrifice.

Apparently you just need to get the perfect fucking match because you do the right thing with the wrong woman and she'll check out. And it's not like finding any match is easy in the first place. Otherwise you just have to say what you mean and ask for what you want. She'll do the same and it'll mean getting a haircut, moving somewhere, going to the gym, or getting into a 30 year mortgage. Really it boils down to having to do some task that's google-able.

It's like asking how do you play video games on discord with your bros. It's whatever; you like to do it, you ping them, and you order a pizza first if you're feeling hungry.

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)17:42:21 No.82638022

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)17:42:21 No.82638022

>>82637876
So did you get lucky

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)17:48:03 No.82638070

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)17:48:03 No.82638070

>>82635389
Kino video. Gonna save for later.

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)17:53:03 No.82638117

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)17:53:03 No.82638117

>>82638070
Hell yeah I saved it too

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)18:00:16 No.82638207

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)18:00:16 No.82638207

>>82638117
Did you wack off yet

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)18:04:33 No.82638252

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)18:04:33 No.82638252

>>82638207
Not now I'm on nofap

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)18:27:16 No.82638516

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)18:27:16 No.82638516

>>82636123
Meet me or.else okay

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)18:33:34 No.82638601

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)18:33:34 No.82638601

>>82638516
That's a creeper post haha dude

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)18:48:30 No.82638772

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)18:48:30 No.82638772

>>82638601
It's just me being desperate sorry

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)18:54:53 No.82638823

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)18:54:53 No.82638823

>>82638772
I forgot to forgive you oh wait no I didn't

Fuck off anyway

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)20:04:39 No.82639539

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)20:04:39 No.82639539

>>82638823
I'll never fuck off you can't make me

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)20:49:29 No.82639956

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)20:49:29 No.82639956

>>82639539
I'll make you with my mind

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)20:53:02 No.82639985

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)20:53:02 No.82639985

>>82636123
You sound retarded to me no offenz

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)21:07:05 No.82640125

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)21:07:05 No.82640125

>>82635770
>>82635951
Lol me, I get so fucking paranoid accepting discord invites let alone talking lmao. Hope things work out for you tho nona <3

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)21:07:56 No.82640133

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)21:07:56 No.82640133

>>82639985
I am not but whatever

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)21:35:05 No.82640327

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)21:35:05 No.82640327

>>82640125
What is nona

Italian for grandma right?

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)22:17:25 No.82640574

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)22:17:25 No.82640574

>>82640327
Yes but I'm danish haha

Anonymous
09/27/25(Sat)22:51:58 No.82640826

Anonymous 09/27/25(Sat)22:51:58 No.82640826

>>82640574
I'm Egyptian

Anonymous
09/28/25(Sun)00:08:54 No.82641329

Anonymous 09/28/25(Sun)00:08:54 No.82641329

>>82640826
I'm anti Muslim