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im so sweaty and fat. ough.
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>op
>her thread
>her life
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>>82646245
my life sucks, my thred sucks , i suck... hmmm...
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>>82645736
i like jerking off to you because i can pretend that youre my girlfriend, kind of. it feels a bit more intimate, because i kind of know you. thank you sems.
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>>82646263
Your least popular OP image in the rotation currently
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>>82646309
interesting... what do you know of me? why would i be a pick for a gfe fap sesh? O_o doesnt really compute.
>>82646337
GHAHA i can tell. they hate it,.... they hate it,,.,..
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>>82646356
i dont know anything at all about you really, but youre a constant in my life, as i spend it here. in that way you almost feel like a gf, i see you all the time, posting. thats enough for me i suppose...
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>>82646373
strange of you anon. i wish psychologists//therapists actually knew anything about the brain. i would study it just for that, but people are just always confusing
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>>82646356
>they hate it,,.,..
I think it's fucking lame as well tbf xD Can't give a hoot about new age lolcows, chris chan lore ONLY pls
>>82646373
I'm picking up what you're puttin down, I like her too because she's just a little character you see a lot of :D fun to say name maybe semzzzzz
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>>82645736
Describe your ideal husband :3
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>>82646409
i dont think its strange at all. strange for a normal person i can agree, but i am sadly not normal, im a shut in that doesnt talk to anyone. youre as close as i have to a gf.
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>>82645736
you stealing this actually ugly girl's valor is kind of sickening
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>>82646420
within a decade of my age, wants to live in a semi cold/ forested area either around the border of canada or in the northeast or at least along the east coast ..
likes learning about random mundane things
wants to eventually start a book club or read with me
i want to read anthropology books in the future so if they like history stuff then thats good
likes RTS games and shooters and fightan and old games in general, valveslop etc
likes gothic music and industrial to a degree/ EDM electronic synthslop etc
aloof a bit
affectionate in a soft way and doesnt want to hurt me so i can torture them instead (i like femdom and am a sadist)
can enjoy just existing near each other without interacting much (parallel play ^^)
kinda likes being outdoorsy, can go out to a museum for the day or walk around a city or a forest or just stay in and chill.
likes to ramble a lot or sit in comfy silence
enjoys weird internet bullshit stories
>>82646429
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>>82646429
no i get the concept of romanticizing someone as your lover in your head, i dont get why itd be me instead of literally any other internet personality .
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>>82646504
What if this guy had all your interests and personality traits?
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>>82646541
Handsome fella!!
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I feel like Sems rn, eaten too much
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>>82646445
ive been told i look like her multiple times facially
>>82646541
if he shaved that hideous beard and moustache hed have a puppy like face. he can keep the sideburns tho.
id have to lose weight for him though i cant imagine at his weight pictured that we would be able to copulate properly with how i am now
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>>82646515
well i already told you, its because you're almost a part of my life, as i spend my life here... i know its not much but still youre the closest thing i have to a gf
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>>82646591
>id have to lose weight for him though i cant imagine at his weight pictured that we would be able to copulate properly with how i am now
Already making up obstacles in your head for why you can't date him.
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>>82646612
This meme except make the woman 400 pounds.
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>>82646612
You're a retarded wretch and I hope you muster up the passion to kill yourself if you're so set on being a worthless leech in all manners
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>>82646672
you can shit a lot on fat guys but fat guys are at least more humble with their weighs compared to fat chicks
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>>82646693
Why don't you eat yourself to death?
>worthless leech
That's rich coming from someone who doesn't even have their drivers license. I guess driving off a cliff is off limits for you.
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>>82646744
I know brother.
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can we have a /sems/ general
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>>82646749
Not rich enough to eat myself to death, ourp. give me a billion and i might, but a gun or fent is how im going out. i recommend it to you, too.

also at least im going towards independence, are you trying to be less of a retarded faggot to everybody around you?
>>82646601
I guess but if I were you I'd pick a fictional character to obsess over with a longstanding history.
>>82646841
wtf is this then? is it not a sems general? its made by sems and is pretty general on its topic.
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>>82645736
>sweaty
Hot. Post armpits
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>>82646881
i just wasnt sure if it was okay to ask you questions or not, i feel like i already went off topic.

why do you like rts game sems?
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>>82646881
why so pissy lol
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>>82646881
>Not rich enough to eat myself to death, ourp. give me a billion and i might, but a gun or fent is how im going out. i recommend it to you, too
Nah I'm good. You do you do.
>also at least im going towards independence
You are not. You are gonna be a contestant on my 600 pound life but seriously you are never gonna get a job much less get a drivers license and you will never lose the weight. You've been pretty detailed with what you will go through with though and no one's stopping you.
>are you trying to be less of a retarded faggot to everybody around you?
That's hard.
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I wish I could make you cum the glorious ways you've made me cum
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>>82646590
(grab)
(grabgrabgrabgrabgrab)
>>82646601
Well to each their own IDK
whats ur favorite kind of thread on here? I like social commentary about random shit.
>>82646902
I'm a very dumb person but i like the idea of managing a nation//army. I'm not good at it.
>>82646910
I will take the chance to be as gay and inflammatory as possible in shitposting spaces because i inherently don't respect them or people who take them seriously. i like to type a lot also going back and forth is a good time waster for when i want the hours in the day to pass a bit quicker
>>82646940
I'm not gonna take a projection of my future from someone who can't even shut up enough to not make everyone hate them :'')
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>>82647044
>I'm not gonna take a projection of my future from someone who can't even shut up enough to not make everyone hate them :'')
That hurt ya know......... well you know where your life is heading which is why you're thinking about suicide so much. Eventually the proof will find its way into the pudding.
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>>82647044
>Well to each their own IDK
>whats ur favorite kind of thread on here? I like social commentary about random shit.
ive never really thought about what my favourite r9k thread is. anything thats more upbeat and happy is good, even the nonsensical posts are okay sometimes

>I'm a very dumb person but i like the idea of managing a nation//army. I'm not good at it.
thats cute. i havent played rts for a while but i just liked the idea of a competitive 1v1 game, at the time i was only playing team based competitive games.
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>>82646881
no im choking you to death with my cock
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>>82645736
I that tophiachu in your pic?
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It's funny because sems thinks she's on the tier of some other r9k egirls just because she never stops seeking attention. Honey, you're the Meg Griffin of /r9k/. But even Meg had redeeming qualities, you're just... nothing.
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>>82647908
i like sems
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>>82646504
>likes gothic music and industrial to a degree/ EDM
Based. You should consider going to DJ nights in your local area.
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>>82645736
Why did you make yourself look black?
Anyways I like how fat you are. I don't think I would mind the sweat. As long as it doesn't smell bad. Could be kind of sexy to hug you and get your sweat on me.
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>>82646356
Stop fishing for compliments. Men come in your threads and tell you why they feel attracted to you every day.
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>>82647908
What tier? being a more appealing whore to gooners? I ask for degradation and hatred.
sweetie i hate myself !
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>>82646591
>ive been told i look like her multiple times facially
imagine believing faceblind autists about your own appearance.
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>>82647090
I like seeing humans repeat themselves over and over and over and over again

>>82649604
>faceblind autists
me?
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>>82649619
>me?
maybe? idk you nigga



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