what is your favorite body type?>fit gym girl (not a muscle mommy)>thin girls >hourglass (big tits and ass) >fat and chubby?see picrel for my type
>>82668504Twink with a huge dick
i like em round i like em talli like em big i like em smalli like the thin and also plappywomen just make my cock happy :)
All boobs, no nice hips or ass
>>82668504>>fit gym girl (not a muscle mommy)Definitely this.
>>82668519would she make you happy anon?
>>82668535This but with all hips and ass
>>82668542ah no thats a little bit too plappy now
>>82668535This. Best body type ever. The bigger the better
>>82668540i want her to squat on my face
>>82668504Thin Asian girl with small breasts and nice legs.
>>82668504This.Whatever this is called.
What do you call this body type? oroegnangsa
>>82668504Basically a more realistic midna>4 ft something>hips for days>flat and skinny
>>82668504depends on the person. a fat bitch who knows how to wear it is up there with the best of them, for sure.if i had to pick out specific features, having soft skin and being reasonably mobile are two. slight preference to whatever body types can hike and swim with me.
>>82668643id say that is mommy
>>82668647Are you the guy that posts Midna on /v/ every week?Who tf even is she? Is she Gen Alpha slop? Never even saw her before 4chan.
>>82668732>Who tf even is she? Is she Gen Alpha slop?You cannot be serious
>>82668629have you tried escortmaxxing, anon? there is sure to be a korean qt who will worship you for the right price
>>82668732>Who tf even is she? Is she Gen Alpha slop?You cannot be seriousTwilight Princess came out before a single gen alpha was even born
>>82668504>Under 5'0>Over 300lbsYeah shoot me, id date sems if she wasn't a neurotic ewhore
No clear boob size preference but lean with a decent hip-waist ratio is my ultimate boner fuel
>>82668504>what is your favorite body type?i don't have one favorite, i only have some things i like>thin or a bit of chub>small or flat breasts>tall or average height>freckles (and red hair if possible)rest is all whatever, coin flip
>>82668774why do you like land whales?
>>82668504>fit gym girl (yes a muscle mommy with huge fucking thighs)>ultrathin >tallflat>tall plump, a bit of belly, not obeseAverage girls kinda don't count as women to me.
>>82668504whatever girl that likes me(this doesn't exist) is my type
>>82668855Why don't you? I have no idea, I always have. I've always theorised it's some lack of self esteem during sexual development, but it's just speculation and Ive been into fat girls forever
>>82668638that's called obese you faggot
>>82668504Kudou Rara
>>82668881because it leads to me thinking the other person is unhealthy and can not take care of themselves
>>82668504Whatever this is, goddamn
>>82668504over 6ft tall with nice front teeth and clavicle, with red hair. I love 1 specific woman who looks like how I described.
>>82669175name for research purposes anon
>>82669198I wish I knew. I spent like 15 minutes looking a few months ago and came up empty
>>82668504my ideal body type are bearswhich is a real tragedy considering i'm a woman and not some petite gay twink
>big titties >nice ass (not too big) >caramel to palish skin with brown undertones>big curly hair
Youd like to know wouldn't you
>>82669536yes i would please please please
>>82669129NTA, but maybe i want someone thats unhealthy and cant take care of themselves so i can take care of them
>>82669589id rather have a mentally unwell person to take care of than physically, but i do get where you are coming from, anon
>>82668916You are gay as fuck
>>82669294Yeah this is what the standard should be for women.
>>82668753>2006As a Zoomer I apologize that this exists. It does not represent us.>nintendoAnd suddenly the intense faggotry makes sense. Nintendo Adults are identical to Disney Adults.
>>82668504>what is your favorite body type?the one who saved themselves for me and genuinely wants me
>>82668535>All boobs, no nice hips or assokay you asked for it
>>82669565Essentially a mix of these three. (One)
>>82670027that is actually fucking crazy, i thought she was just obese but then i saw she was all tits
>>82670173Essentially a mix of these three. (Two)
>>82670304Essentially a mix of these three. (Three)
any girl that has a pretty face
>>82668504>pornmommy/milf figureslike full-on big and heavy titscurvy/saggy belly fatcellulite ass from years of sitting on her ass doing nothing>irlnot obese, that's about it
>>82668504I find tanlines sexy.Also certain legs are really nice.
>>82669198Hannahkae27No wonder you incels can't get laid if a basic image search stumps you.
busty skinny girls like this, for the body below the neckasian face above the neck. so girls like busty julia from japan are kind of ideal. like asians a lot and busty girls a lotflat non-asians are sort of men to me. men with insanely high egos and entitlements who i dont even find attractive
>>82668504Big hips and thighs, small waist. Big boobs are a bonus but not needed.
>>82671177thanks daddy, too bad she hasnt shown her puss, worthless
>>82671198Ops I'm a retard and didn't post the webm
>>82671208She is absolutely perfect except for her thighs and the clown makeup, bush
>>82671208what is her name, anon? i need it urgently
>>82671208horn knee bump
>>82671227EXCEPT for her thighs?
>>82668504This like a top 10 thing or sort of like you teasing me I'm kinda into it, are you going to call the police on me sort of thing? I think you should know the fbi probably are opening a file on you if you go on a date with me, totally unrelated to my job. I don't think I should use that as an opener but it's gotta get out there somewhere.
>>82668504Cows simple as
>>826685043' 5"10-13yoshiny blonde hairwon't scream for help when i try to molest her
>>82671347I like skinny thighs, wide hips, skinny waist, huge thigh gap. >>82670173>>82670304>>82670309
i like nice legs, but thats mainly due to me not knowing what typa girl i really like, i just know i like em legs, zz top got me covered for this feel
>>82668504>what is your favorite body type?P shaped girls. Thin with big boobsBut really any girl with big boobs that isn't obese I like
>>82668504A fit gym girl who is not anorexic levels of thin. Don't particularly care about ass or boobs, as long as they exist (something like A or B cup)
>>82668504>fit gym girl (not a muscle mommy)>thin girlsSame
>>82669294Mixed mutt many such cases, sad!
>>82668504Physically fit. I don't know about "muscle mommies" because I've never seen them in my life, but fit chicks are always pleasant to look at.
>>82668504I like women who are skinny and then their boobs look worse and they look older sooner
>>82668535>>82670027skinny women with macromastia are the best
>>82668749I do that when I get lonely as I'm a richfag. But those are just for fun and I want to have a family.
>>82670771A fellow tanline enjoyer. Frankly, it's patrician.
