How do I get one of these fake jobs where I do nothing?
>>82671309networking lands you on those jobs, they're usually 'gifts' to cousins and friends
>>82671309i dont have any tips but i dream of a job like this. i hope my job is so pointless that i can just turn off my brain at work and go home without worries
>>82671309I've got one and let me tell you what son, you're hired to spread the good word.
>>82671309I sort of have one like that as a technical teacher, I get full HS teacher pay and I only have to deal with teaching adults and young adults, very easy job, good benefits and pay.I landed it because the I studied at the school and did a lot of volunteer stuff + my grandma is good friends with the principal so I got the offer.
>>82671309having le wfh do nothing job where u just do the fapperooo and gaymerooo all day while posting on the chans is the eternal lie of 4chan, dont fall for it
>>82671485it doesn't have to be wfh, lots of office jobs are nothingburgers too
When I did one I seriously considered shoving my hand in there even though I knew they were going to raise the retirement age but they were always going to do that since they're stealing your funding (beauracrats) I expected kind of the minimal insurance pay out that rule society aside from jews, wouldn't be surprised if it was mostly jews but mostly you're mangled and can't do that. Then the pay outs are grand standing from people that make money off seeing you thrown into a meat grinder for them.
>>82671537You can't replace it with a cyberpunk arm, it's the back pain is always there. You try to stop doing things that people call incrasingly crazy.
>>82671309You need a degree and likely years of legitimately working to get one of those positions.
>>82671549They hire poeple to translate you fucked up into their language and fill it up with things like how it was beneficial for them.
>>82671485It doesn't have to be work from home, I'm okay with going to an office to do nothing for 8 hours.
1.) Be a woman.2.) Go to college.3.) Fuck frat boys.4.) Get frat boys to give you do-nothing job.It's that easy!
>>82671485I have an actual job that is basically just gaming most of the time. I'm at a facility where they need someone well-versed in the equipment to be able to fix it really fast when something breaks because it's an extremely large scale operation and they can't afford to wait one or two hours calling someone in after hours, but at the same time there's generally not much work to be done when everything is running smoothly. But it's worth it paying me to be there on site because of the cost of downtime when things do break. So I mostly just play vidya and shitpost.
>>82671309Learn Excel especially pivot tables/vlookup(or xlookup)/as many other functions as possibleBe organizedBe able to fake being a normie where you discuss the weather and other inane topics and smile all the timeDress well. Not a full on suit but nice pants, business shirt and formal shoes
>>82671980Hold on that's just a real job!
>>82671309I know, right? I wish I had one of those mafia 'no-show jobs'.
