LONG LIVE THE QUEEN edition
did you just nick this OP from /v/
>>82671637no herewhat did he mean by this?https://www.4chan.org/4channews.php?all
>>82671637no he got it from the bulletin
>>82671642>>82671644who reads that shitbut fair enough
Perhaps some tinkering required
>>82671632The queen is fucking dead.Your country won't survive because you've forsaken your Christian roots so you will be murdered by Muslims.Violent terrorism is the only solution.Long live the IRA
>>82671648it's in giant blue font on the screen right above the thread
Middleton madness is overThe cameras have gone Me? Forgotten again corrr
>>82671632up the ra nigga
>>82671724yeah but why would i click iti dont care about anything other than the thread
Ever accidently shat yourself?
>>82671771A couple times but usually I either managed to get to the toilet in time or I just had a skiddy from the initial warning.The only time I think I properly "shat myself" was when I woke up, immediately started shitting into the shorts I was sleeping in, but I was right next to the bathroom so I got there before it got too dire. Just had to wash the shorts rather than scoop anything out or whatever.
>>82671766because 4chan users know we get an anniversary piece of art every year and we want to see it
>>82671791>and we want to see itthat's the bit that isn't for me
>>82671771Gambling on a fart with the flu once in 7th grade (8th primary)Came out liquid lad and I got laughed at and spat on
He friend to all animals.He friend to Seaside SeagullsHe friend to Swanage Robin.He friend to Swanage Stag.Spirit world watching out for him. We ALL could learn to be a bit spiritually minded.
Proper high on fags in beddingtonhamshire
>>82671809>>82671844What do you hunt?
>>82671697My assesment of Brits (I'm Korean) is they're not as fucked as say Canadians. The reason is the Anglo-Saxon is inherently obstinate & crude by nature, this was offset (for a time) by social conditioning (eg: being "painfully polite") via middle class incentives to conform. But the deteriorating economy is bringing his true nature back. This means an ever increasing number of Anglos will be obstinate towards the establishment on every level (slowing everything down to a crawl). The elites will try to lean on immigrants, but Africans/MENA are tribal and nepotistic so they'll try to shut the door on new immigrants (the "chicano problem"). This leaves women as their primary "foot soldiers", but the piss poor job market means only a fraction can truly make it into the managerial class.
>>82671844the male kind or cigarette?
>>82671855Your teen sisters tuppence
>>82671771Food poisoning at a hostel in Cambodia, staying a in a room with three other people and had been up and down all night throwing up and shitting. Wake up at some point mid morning and go to the nearest toilet where both cubicle toilets were in use, I take a moment to figure out if I'm going to manage to make it up the stairs to the next toilet and decide that I definitely won't, so instead I just throw up in the sink for a bit. Unfortunately a particularly violent spasm forces a big lump of liquid shit out - I'm only wearing boxers - that just plaps on the floor. Luckily there was some baby wipes left in the room, probably by the last food poisoning sufferer, so I was able to wipe up the shit with a minimal amount of unpleasantness. Guy comes out of the cubicle and I basically run past him and continue shitting aggressively. Turns out he's English and knows the other guy in the room, when other guy comes out of the cubicle he asks his mate "did that guy just shit himself?"I continue to suffer. Hot tip, if you're ever in siem reap and you're curious about a pork curry just don't do it. Beef and chicken are probably ok but pork is rare enough that it's probably well past it's due. Most annoying thing was that Khmer curry is very similar in flavour profile to massaman, which was previously my favourite thai curry. Couldn't eat it for years after due to the negative taste associations, would just make me feel sick immediately. Luckily I'm over that now.
>>82671871>in CambodiaYou a nonce?
You know those little carpet things that old people have round their toilets? The crescent ones that are sort of snug up against the porcelain on the floor? I understand how it's nice to have your feet on carpet rather than tile but jesus christ that amount of piss that those things must soak up over their lifetimes is insane. Something to think about perhaps.
>>82671890No noncing here lad, just a gap yah type. Did bang a tranner in Bali but he was very clearly of age
Speech is not violence and violence is not speech.
>>82671898>Did bang a trannerWould you do it again?
>>82671856You might be onto something there lad, can you play chopsticks?
Oughta head out for the 2nd time today again soonBacklog getting scrubbed real good today is it not X
Fascism was a discrete political ideology in Europe in the 1930s-40s. Today, nobody is actually a fascist and no parties are actually promoting fascism. When leftists call you a fascist they're not doing so because they understand what the word means and they're making a stand against a particular political ideology, they're just saying that they consider you a legitimate target for violence. That's all it is - Schmittian friend-enemy distinction.
>>82671909Hmm probably would go for a more attractive feminine one. I was horny, drunk and on valium and this one was easy and available, but I didn't actually fancy them and felt incredible disgust and shame after.
I think if my neighbour knocked on my door unannounced to 'check on my mental health' I would phone the police.Starmer is trying to ride on a wave of nostalgia for a country that hasn't existed in half a century. Useless twat.
>>82671932How is it that all Labour leaders in Yookay are "ex"-communists o algo? Starmler was supposed to be the guy who'll pull towards the center, but turns out he was in Warsaw Pact Slovakia, drinking the cool aid?
>>82671953They're not 'ex'-communists at all, they really do believe that communism is the ultimate end goal and good for humanity, they just recognise that it's incredibly unpopular so they have to use a Fabian approach, which tbf they've succeeded in doing tremendously.You a based Spaniard anti-communist?
>>82671920What did it smell likee?
>>82671932>painting a fenceCauses many disputes>running the raffleOnly one person or a small group actually run the raffle>cutting the half-time orangeWhat on earth does this mean?>doing welfare checks on your neighbourNobody ever does thisHe is so out of touch with the people. I reckon we could boost the economy by livestreaming his execution desu
>>82671932>Starmer is trying to ride on a wave of nostalgia for a country that hasn't existed in half a century.Yeah but it would be nice if its back. I'm a total fucking shutin but I've got some nice old neighbours who say hi or knock on my door to ask if I wanna go to their garden party (the answer is always no). Even as a social retard it'd be nice if we had more of it, the main issue is I just spaghetti it.
>>82671932Did he actually say this? Fuck me what a fucking joke. I would be curious to know what percentage of people actually listen to these speeches. Seems to me like barely a fraction of a percent engage with politics in the way that the political system is set up around. This ain't 1930, people don't listen to politicians giving speeches. They don't care, they hate the speakers, they think it's all bollocks etc.
>>82671932Did he rlysaythis? What a gimp
>>82672015Oi mate that's the PM you're talking about! Show some respect.
>>82671916The christmas 1 made.me feel warm n fuzzy fr a minute..Nice
>>82672010>This ain't 1930, people don't listen to politicians giving speechesYou'd be surprised how many politically driven people there still are, but yeah most dont give a shit. Especially when the leader seems to be universally hated by opponents and labourites alike.
>>82671985is it the internet that ruined everything? I watched the movie "Slacker" by Richard Linklater recently and it's sort of about the same thing we have now. Loads of young people (but not straight out of school like mid 20's maybe) without jobs. But they don't sit in their room all day. They would just go walk around and run into other people and I don't know? Hang out or tell weird stories and shit.
Been to Sainsbury's for a bit of morning shopping. Got a BLT sandwich for brekkie and washed it down with some fresh orange juice then had nice walk around the park. Sober October off to a good start. Oh aye.
Mary Whitehouse ws right about everything. Not right how they treated that nice lady that tried to save us.cheers x
>>82672032IMO mostly yeah. Forced interaction as you couldnt stay inside all day. We are both social and lazy creatures and they rarely intertwine.Like I'm socially retarded but I suspect I'd be a lot more confident or "normal" if I didn't have the option to be a shutin. Same with most incels where they dont get laid primarily as it's too easy to give up and stay inside and meet no one ever.
Positively obsessed with watching JAV now, de lids.
>>82672051how many days nofap areya
Gais i have a oral fixation as it helps my.anxiety to chew on things but am giving myself jaw problems again sk am aff the soft Mints atm nd I went cold turkey yday but its hard. Also for some reason I pee more like that. Ave been experimenting with sunflower seeds as I got the idea frm this thread theyre OK.
Wonder if Ruthmong took a gap year
>>82672094Zero but right now I'm just focusing on the sobergrind. The no nuttington grind can come later.
I was doing rly well at thr weekend nd my mam gave me some tic tacs before I went to the shop nd its been over since then
>>82672051>>82672107I spaffed this morning, a real good one ngl, some strong rope action going on, must be because I've been exercising and keeping on top of staying hydrated.
got a big pooey bum t'day
>>82672107Do you really wank with just your thumb and index finger?
>>82671916The word Fascist has just been reduced to anyone who wants things to function correctly, and not be surrounded by backwards disgusting insanity in every moment of their lives.If you think violent criminals should be in prison, and people shouldn't be hassled by the law for "non, crime hate offenses" you're a fascist, basically.Being called a fascist is almost a badge of honour at this point. It means you aren't a mong.
>>82672167Right yeah, but when leftists call you a fascist what they're trying to put across is 'I hate you and I think violence against you is legitimate'.
what did i say, OP?>>82670325you could have cropped this image. you could have given us an amusing lighthouse-with-a-hat edition.this was your chance
>>82672057BBC slandered her and covered for Saville. Sad.
>>82672179Rondodo
Has anyone noticed these generals are becoming increasingly more normalfaggot orientated? People here discussing their wages, their jobs or whatever, the threads are pretty quiet at weekends. Starting to get unwomfy desu. Like if you want to brag about how much you make, why not go to Facebook/Reddit or something?
>>82672195It's been going for a decade, lad. The regulars have grown up, got jobs, have lives and so on. Me? I'm married, have a job, kids; britfeel is just fun for me so I stick around and post and chat with the lads.
>>82672057Getting upset at Doctor Who for "obscene violence" was a bit much. Old women need to cool off and accept that kids like that stuff, sometimes.
>>82672195I was a tragic neet way back when anon, and I made this my home.Now I've got a job and couple of kids and I like to visit here still because you're a triffic bunch of lads.Don't worry though, I still make shit money and am funny looking.
>>82672195Anons from here have grown older now,. many of us are nearing or have passed 30 (HHL is over 31) - our priorities naturally begin to shift. Starting or supporting a family becomes a central focus, and with that comes the need for stability and financial security. A job is needed.
>>82672200That's fair lad but some of us are still robots. I work a minimum wage job but I don't see the point of people coming here and bragging about how much they make. It's a bit pathetic desu especially on a board known for virgins and depressed people. Why not go to /biz/ if you wanna talk about that shite.
If you're married with kids, I don't think you were ever really a robot tbqh?
https://youtube.com/shorts/tESVXC03-0M will be lush when all are rivers are rubbish dumps x
>>82672195Same reason NEETies brag about not having to pay for shit.I've mentioned my wage a few times but its not to "brag" its usually to prove a point. Like someone just claims I'm clearly on no wages when I am. It's not "haha im better than you" just "this proves your point invalid" usually.The aggro goes both ways.
>>82671895these? mate, you wash them. a truly carpeted bathroom would obviously be a nightmare (and they must exist) but as a TEMPORARY carpet, i now understand.i live by myself, it's all just for me, but damn do my feet get cold ;_; any slippers recs /britffeel/?
>>82672231Having to brag about your wages on an anonymous board is genuinely pathetic though lad. No one cares. I can only assume people do it here because they had a shit life beforehand and now they think they somehow have the upperhand on people to pretend to be important.
>>82672224Oh look, the car is a motability car too. How lush.
>>82672236>Having to brag about your wagesI just said I'm not doing it to fucking brag, but if someone goes "BET YOU'RE ON FUCK ALL MONEY" or "YEAH WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HAVING A JOB" then it's a quick way to shut them up. Again not a brag, just like "you dont know what you're on about".Still bragging about how NEET you are is just as pathetic. No one cares yet they do it constantly.This isn't a one-sided thing like you're making it out. It's just wagie vs NEET shitflinging.Sorry you can't handle the bantz, I guess.
>>82672183lol welcome back lad>>82672057nooo we like our naughty media, it adds spice. mind you, i think we all psychically agree young'uns should watch SOME boundary-pushing shocking entertainment and that's fair. it is a rite of passage.
me? enjoying a cup of tea and my day knowing i get paid to relax all day. do enjoy my bennies x
Well, that's the lodge at Flamingo Land booked for the Stalk in the Park. Only doing the two nights though not a full week.It garn be womfy x>https://www.flamingoland.co.uk/halloween/
God lads. I miss Little Britain. I want to see more racist and transphobic comedy in TV. We are passing the woke era. Let us have back some blackface now. I want to go back.
me? About to add the word "wage" or "salary" to my 4chanx filter so I don't need to some normiegimps talking about it
>>82672195it goes every which way. i think i'm usually one of the only posters here at 5am or so, we even had NO thread yesterday or two days ago./britfeel/ is actually quite modern and diverse. we have employeds, gardeners, DVD owners, several transsexuals, it just the of the land
>>82672233I luv these thingsNd rugsNd bath mats Nd my throws that have been drying overnight n should be ready now Mam had the sheepskin rug drying outside neighbours new fluffy white cat was sitting on it.totally blended in nd looked like the rug was moving scary but cute.
By 2100 what will Britain be like? Will Scotland be independent? Will we still have a monarchy? Will Islam be the dominant religion?
>>82671983Smelled like an Indonesian person.
Miss the old britfeel me. Just NEETs and nerds. Not Deanos talking about their financed whip and mortgage.
>>82672280I would be willing to bet that we will undergo such significant and systemic change that the country we recognise today as Britain will not exist. Be that political, social, economic etc. I don't think it will be beneficial though.
>>82672107I do hope you manage the sobergrind lad, despite what I said last night if you can't handle your drink and drugs you should stay away from them. Always seem to take you away from the womf.
Garn be some commotions x>Do not touch the live actors and they won't touch you.>Violence is not permitted throughout the event. Failing to adhere to this will lead to you being removed from the event without refund.https://www.flamingoland.co.uk/stalk/
>>82672233I just got some cheap wool shit off amazon for slippers and they're do me just fine.Apparently not a thing anymore though lad, least not on ammy.
I had a 40k/year job me but I gave it up. Was far too stressful. The higher you go the more they expect of you. Had target meetings every Monday and had to prove what I was actually providing in terms of value to the company. Quit it and now on a 25k/year admin job. Way less stress and mostly just sending emails lol
>>82672268>>82672299Isn't that for kids though?
>>82672309Source on your image big lid?
>>82672309Me? On 100k.
>>82672309thats the way to be lad, if you can afford itlowstress always trumps the dosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21TKLlYRkk8Womfy innit
>>82672285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a1ogeWSX4wwe will not diewe are tolerant here at /britfeel/ even if someone is freaks, at least it's interesting patteryou may not agree with what Moni is, but you will discuss to the death that she be.
grown man visiting a childrens event
>>82672233That kind of thing yeah lad. I do get the cold feet thing, I'm usually a hot foot kind of guy but I am now in real slipper hours. I've got this type where they're a bit more substantial than your usual low rise ones, which I think is nice for the ankles. But obviously this is fancy pair and mine were like 15 quid from amazon two years ago, so nearly time for a refresh
>>82672280I suspect it will be majority islamic and a grim shit hole.Imagine the midlands but everywhere.
grown man wanking himself silly to anime lassies
>>82672316Hotaru Shidare lid>>82672318Very nice lid >>82672326Aye I can. Don't have much outgoings these days, just rent/bills and my phone contract. The 40k job did allow me to buy a nice car and motorbike though.
>>82672285Nerds have jobs and houses yknow.
>>82672312Nah there's a one that's for adults and another event for kids. The one I'm doing is the horror maze with live actors and jump scares ect..
>>82672273If I was enough of a spaz to use or require 4chanx I'd add a filter for the word 4chanx and filter so I wouldn't have to see your garbage. Nobody cares what you want to see, you aren't boss of the thread.
"I wouldn't even rape you."Brutal.
warmindnotice connections, mekit kat kit ket
>>82672348>The 40k job did allow me to buy a nice car and motorbike though.For me it's all just more for me to save and never spend, likely take it to the grave. Or have a random splurge on shit I don't need. Besides that I live shrewdly enough to potentially cope with lower.
I love Margaret Thatcher tbqh. Fantastic woman.
>>82672364corr sounds fun af that. Wish my family bothered doing stuff for Halloween but we're boring
>>82672379Aye, she gets a bad rap
Tony Blair was a fucking scumbag animal who ruined this country. The election of 1997 and its consequences have been a complete and utter disaster for this country.
>>82672348cheers lid got a torrent on the manga going, seems interesting
just filtered this post easy haha
Look I don't blame foreigners for trying to seek better lives, I would try to as well if I was born in some of those fucking shitholes. But also I think it's perfectly legitimate for the British state to simply refuse. My country does not exist to provide better lives for foreigners. They have no right to be here and there's nothing wrong with us refusing to let them in.
>>82672387But you also read it, I've already won.
>>82672364Looks pretty cool lad, been to a similar thing at tulleys farm, loads and loads of different spookhouses there and stuff going on all round. The Mrs likes to bring up the time one of the actors had me in a corner banging a chainsaw against the walls by my head and I ducked under, thrust her in his path and legged it. Survival of the fittest tho u kno https://www.shocktoberfest.co.uk/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIXwdHC1EEAaye, none of that 'p*nk *ss b*tch' nonsensejust wholesome Jackie Chan Adventures
HHL you doing locktober mate?
>Look I don't blame foreigners for trying to seek better lives,you should lad. I want to live in Japan but they'd jail me if I did what immigrants do here.
>>82672413I obviously blame them when the commit crimes, mate.
>>82670390>>82670390>>82670390>>82670390coorr. anyone else want a boiwife or a transwife?
Purdy & Pedo
>>82672413WAITO PIGGU GO HOME!
>>82672420Yeah but ideally one with a better face than that.
>>82672368realtalk: he's always been my guy.Gamer through and through.
>>82672420Gay as fuck mate. Little lad walking around your house in high heels. I'd tell him to fuck off.
>>82672364>>82672404these sound cannyhttps://www.psycho-path.co.uk/any north east lads ever been to this? remember when it first came along, some random farm in Durham, not much info.
>>82672420I wishbut they are chadsexual like the bio version
>>82671632> Made by same artist4chan is architect site confirmed
>>82672394>Look I don't blame foreigners for trying to seek better livesLad, they're coming here to sponge benefits, because our government is run by idiots who literally can't stop spending money they don't have.They're not Irish immigrants seeking a new life of hard but honest work on the American frontier of the 1800s.A lot of them are also literally here because they think sports cars and white women come free.
Come to terms with me bisexuality me. Some trannys are hot. I'd fuck them idc.
>>82672420she needs to put some flippin knickers on...
>>82672451I'm just saying I don't hold it personally against anyone for wanting to do what's best personally for them. Of course, I blame the government for importing them by the millions and I blame them for all crimes they commit and the bennies they scrounge while they're here, but the fundamental problem is that the state simply allows it all to happen.
>>82672456no she doesnt lad. shes hot walking around with her clit out x
>>82672458I kind of hold it against them for being unrepentant parasites.If you want to "make a better life for yourself", you can literally just improve the place you're already living in.They're shallow people, with shallow materialist desires (if not outright evil ones).
Didn't know I was in /r9gay/. Lot of closeted poofters in here.
>>82672404>shocktoberfestAye I've heard of that one, the main one in the northeast is called Psycho Path, it's the one all the celebrities and footballers do ect.. I've been fancying it for a while, might do it next year. Scarier the better imo.>>82672436Aye that's it.
>>82672481dunno what you mean. Only like girls, me.
>>82672478Well yes in some sense I get that, but that sort of view requires me to think of them as basically decent, honest people (aka British) at their core, but I don't. I see them as more or less fauna that is sniffing out the juiciest bush of berries to gorge on. The ones that are evil are evil and should be exterminated, but the ones that are just... here; doing nothing in particular except parasiting off the state should be immediately sent home.They have other countries to go to, they have homes. We only have this one. I'm not going to give it up.
>>826724814chan is basically just a repository of prison gay lads.Including me.Or maybe less a repository and more of a suppository, thanks I'm here all week.
Prison gay mongs pretending blokes sweaty cocks are fannys is it
Garn be proper wempted to break Sober October for them Halloween cocktails in that Pitchers bar. Oh aye.
>>82672493the thing is, women are standoffish and impossible to talk to, and trannies appreciate the attention and tend to understand the struggle.I have personal space issues anyway. It's not like I'm actually likely to fuck anyone.
>>82672488>basically decent, honest people (aka British) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one
>>82672510Lad, you doing locktobre?
>>82672436>>82672485 Apparently shocktober used to be way more intense, was 18+ only and the staff were allowed to grab you and shit. Unfortunately it's family friendly now, although some of the experiences have age limits on, and no touching because woke.
>>82672522Nope. Why? Should I be?
>>82672514I'm not gay so I don't find the male body attractive. Even with surgery it registers in my mind immediately as a male.
>>82672528Seems like your sort of thing. Lots of dommy mommy types putting out locktober content on socials.
>>82672524there was some 'art' one in New York or somewhere, their thing was you had to sign a waiver saying the actors could touch you, you are OK with nudity etc.maybe a gimmick, but it'd be a laff if you turned up and it's just a room of fully-clothed people going, 'oh, hey. can you tell everyone online it's proper scary? and keep THIS a secret. cheers x'
Enjoying some lunchtime choons me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPgibvVmdQM
>>82672539I don't really find the female body attractive either. What I'm into is some conceptual notion of femininity.
>>82672572>>>82672539 (You) #I don't really find the female body attractive either. What I'm into is some conceptual notion of femininity.Could've just said you're gay lad
>>82672524>was 18+ only and the staff were allowed to grab you and shit. Unfortunately it's family friendly nowThere was probably an incident of some kind and someone complated/threatened legal action. Unfortunately it only takes one person to ruin the fun for everyone else. I mean, maybe one of the actors did get carried away and took things a bit too far but as long as they aren't physically hurting you who gives a fuck. You're essentially paying to be terrified so let them do their thing. When I was a little kid Flamingo Land had this thing called Blombergs Tomb of Terror which fucking scared the shit out of me. Now the same building is a teahouse for the Peter Rabbit exhibit lmao.
>>82672581point and laugh at this dickhead
>>82672581I don't want to fuck men either. I like cartoon characters.
>What I'm into is some conceptual notion of femininity.
>>82672595Call it anima projection.
Me? Homoconceptual
youre still stuck in the 1900s if you think men cant be women. dicks or vaginas don't make you a man or a woman. i mean biologically, they do. but gender isn't biological sex. you can be any gender you want.pic rel, a hot girl.
>>82672611did they fucking shoop their jaw to look less manlythe lower third of their head looks fucking alien
>>82672611she is goals shame my face is absolutely fucked gonna need so much surgerygonna take extra shifts at lidl
>>82672584i thought you had autism, aren't you afraid of being touched?
>>82672611You're stuck in tumblr 2014 if you think anyone listens to this genderslop wokeslop now lol
>>82672541funny seeing dom lasses giving me little commands that I just ignore.>lock up your cock for menah no thanks love
>>82672611>zoomer slag fashionEh. Not doing it for me.
>>82672634I've decided to embrace it as a matter of ying-yang. My chud phase peaked when social justice culture peaked, and now round and round we go.High minded stuff. You wouldn't get it.
i can understand why men want to be women who are like tomboy/animu lesbianswhat i CAN'T understand iswomen who are into men (i'm just not one + don't want a willy inside me)women who become men (why?)
>>82672640Personally I love zoomer slag fashion. Temu, PrettyLittleThing, Shein, ROMWE coooorrrrrrr it's made for being slutty.
She's a hottie xx
>>82672653From what I've gathered rubbing shoulders, they either internalise a notion that masculinity is about power, or they internalise a notion that men are more fun and they want to be one of the bros.
>>82672653>women who become men (why?)they really think that men have it easierto be fair, IF THEY ARE TALL then it seems to go easier for them, because testosterone is so good. they can get fairly masculine in a short time.the blokes becoming women can never shake their bigger frame.
>>82672661imagine actually waking up, rolling out of bed and looking in the mirror and seeing thatsome people just live in ecstasy 24/7 it not right
>>82672680id wank to myself daily if i looked like that coorr
>>82672664i mean this Jammi Dodger guy is tall and has chronicled his whole life online. bit weird, but as a 'success' story he went from a tall lesbian to a man.good for him, he looks the part, fine. but he was a cute girl, then a cute man? that's cheating, you shouldn't be allowed to choose like that.
>>82672664I knew a FtM called Joshua in college. I NEVER knew it was a FtM. the lad passed so well. he had a full beard when i couldnt even grow one myself as an actual man. Testosterone is really powerful
we should adjust our perspectives instead of our bodies, IMOe.g. if you see a man doing dance, instead of thinking 'bit gay, that,' think of something else
>>82672420Ugly ahh shoes in th backgrkund
The number of mtf trannies that pass must be less than 0.1%. Vanishingly rare. And even then they only get a few decent years of it before they wall and just look like men again.
>>82672708can zoomers not say 'ass'? even in the sense of 'arse'?is it going to go backwards and we'll censor old Tom & Jerry cartoons?
white trannies dont really pass. only asian ones.
Am sorry but yikes what r those
>>82672729Men's shoes.
>>82672653>women who become men (why?)Both sexes think "the others have it easier".Men think girls have it easier as they get attention for looks and are treated "gentler", but they then forget they have periods and that women have a lot more emotional pressure. Girls who bully girls are some of the most vicious motherfuckers imaginable. Guys just hit you, girls character assassinate. That and shit like periods seem like no fun.Girls think blokes have it easier as we live "simpler" lives and have less fucked up emotional shit about appearance and society etc. We are typically more likely to just "not give a shit". But then they forget that men often have responsibility to provide and be stable, or that men tend to apply most of the pressure on themselves and are more likely to self-loathe. There's a reason suicide rates are like 90% male.
Blueberry vibes https://youtu.be/18kbCYYMYjU
>Ground Control, requesting jaffa cake status...>Roger NEET actual, confirm receipt of jaffa cakes.>Jaffa cake receipt confirmed, request permission to engage face stuffing protocol.>NEET actual you have a go for jaffa cake face stuffing, I repeat: you have a green light for jaffa cakesoh aye x
>>82672748>NEET actualtop codename
>>82672705Alarmism about the gays kind of fucked everything up in the long run.I think what has happened over the last few decades is everything fun got accused of being "gay", and then young people fully internalised the notion and just decided to be gay.If you're gay, you're actually allowed to like bright colours and musicals and doll collecting as a man. I can see where the appeal starts to creep in.Weebs as usual were the first people really challenging this. I can be straight as a board and like Touhou and Sailor Moon if I want to. What the fuck are you gonna do?
On that Frijj strawberry milk grind aren't I. I am indeed x
>>82672748>>82672777good snacking going on in here
>>82672736good post tbqh. i do think life would be easier as the opposite sex, but that's down to the type of person i am. i'm sure some women would be envious of some aspect of my maleness. bone density, pissing wherever, being taken more seriously by default (have experienced this now and then).in longer-term thinking i think researchers/the NHS/someone needs to look at the RISE of transgender cases. that Tavistock had a few dozen in the 90s, it was some extremely rare thing. now it's 'only' 0.5% of the UK population, but that's obviously a rise. maybe come up with a way to test for trve transsexuals vs nu transgenders? scan for brain gender?
I'll spell it out plainly as I can: I. Just. Don't. Like 'em.Simple as.
I'm already 5 days no wooze and I don't even miss it. Hangovers? They might be for you but they are not for me. Done in bollocks? They might be for you but they are not for me. Is that alright with you? Because it's alright with me x
>>82671978I'm a Pole watching half the continent turn into some Islamo-Bolshevic shit pit for no reason... Life could've been so great, but instead I'm handed a dystopian setting just because boomer faggots touch themselves to Marx.
>>82672804I think most of them know they're talking bollocks when they pull this "female brain" stuff. I run in the same circles as a lot of trannies, and you will hear the Freudian slips. Someone who identifies as female still fully identifying as gay despite only being into men, for example. Or just casually on occasion saying "I hate women". They know what they are. It's the charade that they get something out of.
>>82672774do women care about the Touhou games?i don't mean secondaries collecting plushies. i mean actually 1CCing the games.
>>82672804It's just presented as a third option at schools, you can be boy, girl or trans. Schools would say they're just being inclusive, but it leads kids down a bad path.
>>82672804>scan for brain gender?They have it already with dysphoria checks, the issue is that trans has become both a social choice and an actual mental illness. People who go "I'm a woman now yaaaaay" usually aren't ACTUALLY trans. It's this stupid conflation where how you wish to identify is how your brain identifies you.Actual trans people with dysphoria will have gone up due to better reporting and more people, but are probably still a very low ratio. It's all the online transtrenders in a discord being pressured into transition that bump the numbers, and are doing it due to social/identity reasons rather than their brain refusing to accept who they are.It's easy to prey on lonely people who feel incomplete if you offer a "guaranteed solution" of HRT and then indoctrinate them in a cult-like fashion.I imagine people who have actual dysphoria must hate all the transtrenders.
>>82672837Never would have happened if Thatcher hadn't shut the mines. Mad to think about.>>82672843Some, but on the whole the Touhou fandom seems very male orientated. If women are into it, it seems to be more for the characters and the music.
retard bongoloidsretard bongoloids
>>82672857>Actual trans people>actual dysphoriaI just don't believe this is a thing desu, I don't think there are any 'legit' trans people.
>>82672851with all the best will in the world there too, i think it's pretty fucking normal for kids to play and pretend and do weird shit. which is healthy and great.if you present kids with that category as an option, you'll see more kids who 'happen' to fall into that category. me, i'd have been a vampire, or a robot.
>>82672870we all regarded in life x
>>82672870Let's see you make a better thread.>everyone on 4chan hates the /brits/ but steals all of our culture
FREED FROM DESIRE, MIND AND SENSES PURIFIEDFREED FROM DESIRE, MIND AND SENSES PURIFIEDFREED FROM DESIRE, MIND AND SENSES PURIFIEDFREED FROM DESIREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvu033SBMYU
>>82672872I feel like there was enough records of it before this social trend to make it have some basis in reality.There's a difference between>I look in the mirror and my brain refuses to accept what it seesand>my life sucks so that must be because I'm a woman trapped in a man's bodyWe have plenty of dysphoria over other aspects of our body, why not sex? But sure, I ain't no doctor.
Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXsLtExsZow
ITT: a reasonable gender-knowledge personwhat's going on? are we being raided?
I've yet to inform the Apus but Greggs is increasing their prices again, this comes as a double blow as BOGOF deals on snacks and treats have been banned. Thousands of these frogs rely on those deals to get through the winter. Helper Shelters are already overflowing. It's not boding well for them.
>>82672906I'm in a big think mood.
>>82672907I want a cup cake frm greggs frm 2008 nd I want it right meow
https://youtu.be/6lNvqeL-xYg searching for the sunken greggs x
>>82672907fucking hell. read the BOGOF thing last thread and WHILE I AGREE with anons that people should cook, the reality is that this'll just bump up food prices for poor people.this too. Crossy posted piccies of 2000s Greggs prices, but i've always regarded Greggs as the 'actually cheap' one. do want the Greggs wagies to get paid fairly, mind, and i want Greggs to be decent quality. could we nationalise Greggs?
lol speak of the angel <3
A married couple with a combined income of 100k would literally be better off on benefits. Fucking absurd.
>>82672884delusional mutt colony
>>82672906which one m8if you mean me I've just pondered in the shower and stuff like that
>>82672904Alri lad, you clocking into locktober this year?
Fucks sake lads now I want a greggs veg sos roll and there aren't any nearby. I must suffer.
>>82672952Lol wtf are you talking about? Me and wife are around 75k combined and we're doing absolutely fine, I know bennie people and they have to budget and worry about what they're buying
>>82672953The term "mutt" is literally a /brit/pol meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8It do be a bangin choon tho
>>82672979Absolutely idiotic newfag. I helped coin that term on /int/
>>82672938lush choon (>>82672885 too, mind) waiting for a film/series to randomly have a dungeon synth score.
>>82672989It was making fun of Americans who would show up and talk shit, while about half of their country is currently Mexican.This was ten years ago, an all.
>>82672998Yes l know. They were clowning on germany during the rapefugee crisis while having a 50 year headstart, literally just told you l was there
2000s vibes xNostalgia xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb65jRLHYio
HAWG cranking anon hereI nearly cranked muh hawg for the last time on the way home from toilberg Silly bitch pulling clean out in front of me, ngl i nearly shat my self, i must have missed that cunt by inches
>>82672988a couple of years ago, i had a go on a DDR machine that had this. not even Dancing Stage. true DDR, Bad Apple!, just blasting Touhou choons out loud in England. mad how things end up.
>>82673016did you ever garn monkey welper?https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=pwl6mOGt-L8
>>82673040I was too young for them days de lid. I didn't even start partying/drinking until I was in my early 20s anyway.
Have two days off so getting a few jars in now
>>82673044think they done a youth event every week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gqBVHEbO78
>>82673037Been hooked on Taiko the past few weeks. Weighting up whether I should buy a drum controller.You can play with motion controls on Switch which is kind of a laugh and decent exercise, but it don't work that well.
>>82672994Dire dire socks n_n
>>82672885https://youtu.be/auwjT1fk7KA
IF I WAS GREEN, WOULD I DIE?
>>82672994>dungeon synthOoh. This is my fav albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOdv3qCnKVIHad this as my go-to background noise for reading fantasy novels a while back. The atmosphere is *transcendent*.
i always remember people going on about the Blue/New Monkey as some legendary thingprobably a good night out, but so is anywhere with choonz and MDMA reallyit pissed it down at Woodstock
Helper i fort of u at flamingo land when i seen this lol
Once we have digi eye dee every1 outside will know about our internet shenanigans wherever you go.Scary
>>82673132it'll be like all the fears about Google Glass or that one episode of Black Mirror but for real lad.
>>82673066Shame they are delisting the game soon. Thought it was only a few years old.
>>82673122*does a knee slide across the dancefloor while DJ Otzi's Hey Baby plays in the background*
Well, before they do us, and lock us up for life, may I just say:KEIR KEIR QUEER STAMER, PAEDOPHILE CHARMER, OLD LADY HARMER, CHILD SAFETY DISREGARDER. SOUND THE ALARMA, IT'S KEIR FUCKING STARMER. STUPID THICK CUNT, FACE LIKE A MUNT. IT'S BORDERS UN-GUARDA, IT'S DISABILITIES NOT-HELPA. IT'S I'M A FLIPPING TRAITOR TO THE NATION, CAN YOU BELIEVA! IT'S KEIR SHIT FOR BRAINS LITERAL COMMUNIST HOPE HE FALLS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS STARMER. AND HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE STALIN, AND ALL!
you weren't having THOUGHTS were you, anon?
>tfw born too late to sit on jimmy's lap
>>82673168maybe it's taken from something but holy shit this has what they call 'flow'
>>82673177That's my secret. I'm always having the thoughts.
>>82673184Just letting my soul loose.
>>82672661Looks like he's wearing a nappy kek
>>82673178>tfw they still won't release A Fix With Sontarans (original cut) [EXPLICIT]
Rolf were innocent though. No way a lad that plays wobble-board was a wrongun. Not right.
So whats going to happen if say 25% of the current work force decide "fuck it" and dont get a digital ID when forced to do so? The government just loose 25% of their tax over night? Everyone resorting to crime to get money?
>be bennies lady>sit in road and upset wagie trying to park his carhttps://www.reddit.com/r/drivingUK/comments/1nv3q1x/what_recourse_does_one_have_in_this_situation/
2002 https://youtu.be/W3WX-Bo9Y6U
Need HHL back on the wooze ASAP for my own personal entertainment
>>82673209can't believe people thought this nonce was a good person. always gave me the creeps growing up.
Ammeeting my church chums again this eve so i need to have dinner early soon ish.Rly dont have the energy For it today but ill go.
Been enjoying my little second screen today, I've had some youtube on.Big fan of this, I think the big PC is definitely getting the boot.
first ever episode of Doctor Who is still not on iPlayer.the writer's son says the BBC killed his dad or something. that's fine, but i want the archives to be complete.
>>82673275so has the Steam Deck just won?i know Microsoft's whole thing back in the Xbox days was "we'll even have PC type computer games but on console!" at some point, it's all just computers + controllers. the Linux guys are right.
>>82673275Really want one of them raspberry pi 500 but not sure how good they are as daily driver.
>>82673251Same he always scared me when i was a wean>>82673275What kinda wee guy u make in dark souls 2?
>>82673306grim how they're actually pricey now. i know it's a hobby, but the original premise was that it'd be under 20 quid, and it would fit in an altoids tin.it's lies after lies with the Raspberry Pis.
>>82673305Yes Microsoft's handheld will probably fail with those prices and not being able to run your old xbox one and 360 library. It's a shame if you're deep in the microsoft ecosystem. If Xbox fails, you'll only have a small portion of games that have pc versions.
>>82673305>at some point, it's all just computers + controllers. the Linux guys are right.What the fuck how does that get attributed to "linux guys"PC fags have been banging on about that since like the Xbox One when exclusives started dying out
>>82673307Gone all out STR with a club. It's my first playthrough so nothing fancy yet.Just beat the old iron king, rolled into the lava a few times because I'm elite.
do you reckon she is thankful knowing dad can get her a job in many local places with his connections?
>>82673331>Just beat the old iron king, rolled into the lava a few times because I'm elite.Thats about the only way to die to that guy. Think they realised he's way too easy so they put fucking holes in the stage.
>>82673331Ohh nice its pretty good I fink you'll have fun
>>82673226Are they fuck lol. They will fold like little bitches and do as they're told.
Ive got a Raspberry Pi me. Even has a fan and heatsink on it x
>>82673316All are a rip off. Spend and extra 100 you can buy portable mini pc with 5x more power
jammers against digital id like me. Will never lift a finger for it, will never own a smartphone. They can send a physical id but I won't do anything. I will not use one for a job. I'll just not work.
>in office>girls my age talking about actors>omg did u know tom hardy is 5'8>lolololol omg thats tiny>im 5'9, they are 5'0 and 5'6>most of the blokes in the office are this heightsakes man, I hate being literal dwarf height
>>82673357Fancy stuff ladUse it for much?
>>82673226What's the point when it will still end up being checked by a third party like Onfido? Not like the Government will be providing an API or anything
>>82673357Looks like those things only work best with raspberry pi os. Much rather install my preferred GNU/Linux distribution on one.
>>82673374They all crave handsome, older men... just not you.
>>82673374>tfw 5'11just missed out on the good life
There'll be some stupid app made by a third party contractor that literally won't do anything except display your picture and details, we'll have to screenshot it and send that picture off instead of taking a picture of our actual ID, and you'll need your actual ID to register, literally what is the point
>>82673404well ive got a gf so at least one does
>>82656084He a big steppa n_n
>>82673323because i know if i just say 'PC' some Linux lad will unspool that yarn. we're talking about Windows games for x86/x64 computers and even WINDOWS ITSELF stops supporting shit.nice to see what's going on in the retro/emulation world. running Super Mario 64 compiled for your Gentoo machine, what a time to be alive.
In the future everyone will be my friend for 15 minutes
Picked up a solid banger ham, cheese and pickle sarnie from Greenwich M&S (the one right in front of the Cutty Sark) and started walking towards the park around the bus road. I wanted to know the fat content in the sandwich so head down, holding it in both hands as I walked, I was reading the label.Clearly an amoeba brained phone thief saw the stance from behind and wanted to be a pants stain on society to me today by trying to steal my phone. Unbeknownst to this shithead, he grabbed my sandwich and got about 20 feet away, yelled something in ancient roadman that sounded like "cunt bruv fuck" and threw my precious sarnie into the road and rode off in a right little huff. The good news is the sandwich was still sealed up and, while a little dented, survived the ordeal and is now sitting comfy in my belly. A win today for lunch.
>>82673285just nick all the episodes or buy the dvds, and then they're yours. Streaming is only ever temporary.
>>82673421Yeah but you don't have an 18-25 girlfriend anymore.
>>82673443Very entertaining yarn there lad, got to be on the lookout for heinous sammysnatchers these days. They're not even hungry it's just sport to them.
>>82673443a post from literal reddit
Oasis or Radiohead?
>>82673370yeah for a cheap, no frills PC with wi-fi, etc, can install Linux, "it's hackable", all that...i could just get a phone.i don't know how the fuck that's happened, but if i wanted an all-games-ever emulator machine or some reasonably powerful Linux computer to goof around with, i'd be better off spending my 20 quid at Cash Converters.
When you were younger what did you want to be when you were a grown up?
>>82673456but im 24 and my gf is 24
>>82673275Reminds me of pic related lol
>>82673456Good thing about shagging a girl in that age range and then locking her down means that even when she's in her 30s you've still got all them mental images and pictures of her in her prime. Speaking from experience here, you really don't mind them aging. If you start with them older you're kind of fucked because it's all downhill.That being said, the wife's mum was still pretty fit when I first met her at about 50, now she's 60 and pushing grandma territory, but nice to know if wifeberg doesn't let herself go she'll stay decent for a couple more decades.
>>82673482is she fitgis a deek lad
I have never been to a rock concert.
>>82673333do you reckon she ever told her dad about her stalker?
>>82673479Wanted to be a vet, then a journalist, now I work in IT. Now I'd like to be a successful novelist but writing books is hard and I struggle to keep at it.
>>82673479A woman living life on easy mode.
How tall is Ruthlad?
>>82673420The idea is that fucking retarded that most people have decided to just ignore it, no one is going along with it
>>82673503It's quite easy, you can literally just go to them. They're fun, I've been to more than I can remember. Used to get to hang out with the touring punk bands too because I was mates with the promoter.
>>82673479I was a sad fucking little kid. I never wanted to be much I just "wanted a job that paid enough for me to be comfy" and "wouldn't be replaced by computers". So I got into IT as someone would always need to be around to maintain the computers. That was literally my whole logic by like 11.Before that I think at most I just wanted to be a musician or a writer, but I hated reading so writing went out the window real fast lel. I just liked thinking of stories.
Anyone without a valid passport and driving license won't be able to get digital ID, how else can you possibly register for it? If they open digital ID registrations without checking existing ID then all the illegals can be de facto legal by just registering whatever name they want??? Can't do it from the electoral roll either, say, sending a code in the post to everyone on the register, because there is literally nothing stopping anyone from adding any name they want to the register, in fact, this is the first step in establishing an identity in the current pipeline.
>>82673479I never really had a career in mind, even in make believe.So I got what I wanted I suppose.
>>82673453there was a nice lad on /tv/ called PirateAnon who was ripping them all in some fancy high-quality way. although nowadays you could probably just torrent the actual disc images.point is they have the videos but it's about ACCESSIBILITY. the Beeb should do better than us pirates. they should also not kowtow to angry sons.
>>82673536>all the illegals can be de facto legal by just registeringhe's starting to understand
>>82673503i'm going to a local rock/metal gig on saturday, been going to a fair few recently
>>82673502shes got a nice arse, isn't fat and has top 3 prettiest faces I've seen in my 24 years of life, is slightly mental though, but has made improvements, she also likes apus which is a bonus.
>>82673479i was a geeky kid and i thought technology would just do everything tbqh. i was basically going through the motions, never 'wanted' a job. 'a dream job'.
Me?Im not getting a digital ID, im going to take up a new career in stealing everyones catalytic converters
yeah id like to see AI siphon petrol and shoplift steaks from tesco, my career? AI proof
>>82673536i am British, born in Britain, to British parents. white as they come.might get caught up in the same net as the immigrants. i hope both the racists AND the anti-racists can see the funny side when it happens.
>>82673565>3 prettiest faces I've seen in my 24 years of lifeWe will need to judge that. Post a pic
>>82673507Yes she went crying to her Labour supporting dad and he made his socials private.
>>82673586Jesus Christ lad do you think anyone's stupid enough to post a picture of someone they actually know on this board? Ruthmong might get obsessed with her.
>>82673524I'm not 6ft sadly. Not saying my exact height.
British rock music just fucking died after like 2013. Arctic Monkeys were the last hurrah.
>>82673586im absolutely not posting my gfs face on here lad come on now
>>82673479always torn between famous artist, and mad man living in van.
>no id>resort to stealing>get caught>get sent to jail>get 3 meals a day + free rent + free education + free job training programs
>>82673608At some point rock was deemed too white, and there was a push to pivot the youth into only caring about rap and R&B.
>>82673590And how do you feel about that?
Beatles. Rolling Stones. The Kinks. Pink Floyd. Led Zeppelin. David Bowie. Sex Pistols. Black Sabbath. The Clash. Iron Maiden. The Smiths. Joy Division. Stone Roses. Oasis. Blur. Gorillaz. Arctic Monkeys. Kasabian. We used to make so much good shit. Now dead.
>>82673624She's an overdramatic spoilt lass. If she stopped getting drunk every weekend maybe she'd have got better results.
>>82673628I don't think theres a single currently active UK band that I regularly listen to. I don't mind idles but I don't really like them either, think all the bands on regular rotation are american
the news always says kids want to be YouTubers nowadayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/articles/c7222n67d8jo>WATCH: eSports presenter Frankie Ward gives her top tips on how to become a pro-gamer (from 2019)half her tips are to NOT game. exercise? go outside? that's TERRIBLE advice for gamer children
>>82673623Morrissey literally explained that. An interview from 1986Moz: I dont think theres any time anymore to be subtle about anything, you have to get straight to the point. Obviously to get on Top Of The Pops these days, one has to be, by law, black. I think something political has occurred among Michael Hurl and his friends and there has been a hefty pushing of all these black artists and all this discofied nonsense into the Top 40. I think, as a result, that very aware younger groups that speak for now are being gagged.Interviewer: You seem to be saying that you believe that there is some sort of black pop conspiracy being organised to keep white indie groups down.Moz: Yes, I really do.
I might make a YouTube video where I go to France, then come back on a dinghy pretending to be foreign but never give any details out.
>>82673644What do you think of Wet Leg and Royal Blood?
>>82673638>spoiltYour life is easier than hers though
Think I might start living my life according to the rules of the dice. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dice_ManRead this when I was a teenager and enjoyed it but getting much more out of it now, very funny but also scary. You can tell palahniuk was a fan, few of his bits are pretty much ripped directly from here
Me and jammers will be living off grid, in the woods when digital id becomes compulsory.
>>82673652>I might make a YouTube video where I go to France, then come back on a dinghy pretending to be foreign but never give any details out.You wont
>>82673660I don't have the privilege of being a middle class female who gets all ghe opportunities.
>>82673617>free job training programs>jobs all need digital ID
>>82673656Liked those first two wet leg hits, wet dream and chaise longue but the album didn't do much for me when I gave it a go. Didn't think it was bad, it's hard to carry on when you have a couple of breakout hits like that from nothing. So yeah generally favourable and would like to see them, but preferably in a support role. Can't say I've listened to royal blood, sure I've heard their songs on bbc6 but can't mentally place them. So indifferent.
>>82673638>overdramaticWith how obsessive you are, doubt it. You are the literal problem.
>>82673694>chaise longueThought that was Billie Eilish desu
>>82673695Don't be fucking daft lad. Just a bit of banter.
i'll listen to the next Chvrches album (if there is one)>>82673650oh my days. wouldn't mind if it was more in the disco direction than the rap direction everything went tbqh. lots of great black music historically (both in the UK and in the US)
Saw Emily in Chorley CeX the other day.
Dossers will suffer big time if it all goes to planThey are too stupid to figure out anything ID related so this will just send them into full meltdown mode You need a digital ID to get bennies incase some of you lids arent aware, id try and at least sort something out (the ID you need to get this one) before you loose your bennies and come here taking bollocks
>>82673713I will just glue myself to the jobcentre desk until they sort out the bennies.
>>82673628There's probably still good groups out there. They just aren't being given publicity.
Me and W sharing are R girlfriend.
Toilet saga update: The toilet appears to be fully UNBLOCKED and seems to be flushing normally again. Thank fuck for that.
Is he a nutter or is this digital id thing a bad idea?https://youtu.be/t0HygoOHjsY
The great reset. You'll own nothing and be happy. You'll comply or be punished bu the state. Be a good little citizen for Starmer.
Me and wops watching the new simpsons movie at the cinema in the foreseeable future.
>>82673801i hope the actors sign an agreement to have their voices done by AI.it's obvious with Marge because Julie Kavner's voice is scratchy, but they are ALL clearly struggling nowadays.
ate a ginsters cornish pastyturns out its almost 600 caloriesthats me calories cooked for the dayhave to eat tommorow now
Little fry up for din dins. It lush x
>>82673837now then that's a good ideamight copy you if that's ok big man
A curse upon HHL.Kubala KubalaMay it be so.
>>82673831they should probably just recast them. Can't be that hard to find soundalikes.Saying that. basically everything about the Simpsons needs a refresh. They need to get new writers, and a different animation studio in there, and just do something else. It's so stagnant.They could even do it in a kind of stylised CGI, like that K-pop Demon Hunters thing. Might be momentarily novel, at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKeaba6GGOQThis is just so bad. Please stop them.
Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying fuck about digital ID? Only reform mongs are crying about it.
What would you lads all do if you were invincible and immortal for one day only?
>>82673878I think most of the nation cares as it's a slippery slope. I know some people who don't.Quite funny we live in a world where the right wing party wants less establishment oversight, but thats populism for you.
>Reform mongsSo, most of the country?
>>82673924nothin, probly
>>82673924literally nothing, wtf am I supposed to do, if it was freeze time, but I only have 24 hours frozen to use and it expires from 00:00 to 00:00 then id probably sleep in then proceed to raid a few food shops so I dont have to spend money on food for a while then steal a few electronics from larger stores and thats about it really, no sexual deviancy though because im not sick
Din dins has been necked. Enjoyed the fried eggingtons and wausages. Very lush indeed x
>>82673943It is more like 30% of the country. Reform is predicted to win over half of seats at the moment though because the left vote is so fucking split between Labour, Greens, Cuckbyn Your party, and SNP and Plaid Cymru in Wales. It is interesting that Wales is moving to Reform though. Possibility of Labour losing all seats in Wales. 2029 election is too far away though.
>>82673993Wash it down with a few jars x
Pretty funny how hard Starmer is trying to reclaim patriotism right now, while also openly signalling that English people are his enemy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_United_Kingdom_general_electionReform have been hovering around 30% for the past few months. They might have reached a ceiling. Possibly a lot of the remaining Tory voters will switch to Reform though when they realise that Reform is now the main right wing party in the uk. Would be cool for the tories to lose all their seats kek. Lose their deposit. Right wing parties always do at least slightly better than the polls suggest - people are often embarrassed about voting right. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shy_Tory_factorMight join Reform lads. Read their manifesto and it seems sound. Just want to see the fucking meltdown the lefties have if Farage enters number 10. Plus we can get rid of hate speech laws which will dramatically change the culture of the country I think.
>>82673943>have foreign white gf>mfw Farrage is gonna deport her so he can import more Indian menI have no face
>>82674056>Pretty funny how hard Starmer is trying to reclaim patriotism right now, while also openly signalling that English people are his enemy.Thing is, it is alienating a lot of Labour voters. Lots of lefties who vote Labour hate patriotism and want literal open borders. His Island of Strangers speech made a woman I know cry and say she refuses to vote Labour because they are racist now. She will vote Green. It will just hopefully split the left vote even more. I want total Refom domination.
>>82674032I'm 5 days no alcohol lid. Doing Wober October aren't I. Yeah, it's wuppas only tonight.
>>82673667Yes, we know you'll be living with yourself Jammers, you sad cunt.
I wonder if anyone sees ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlNBLB88K0s
>>82673943who the fuck else are people meant to vote for?this is the same way labour won the last election, not where people LIKED labour but every other party felt like a waste of fucking timenow all those other parties are already considered shit, and labour's added to the pile, Farage just needs to do basic populism and he'll win seats
>>82674087Youre very boring when youre sober
Demons r attacking me with lustful desiresHoping ny shower will sort me out
>>82674239Love a shower me
>nappies
>>82674239same here m8ey
Theyre demons https://youtu.be/IHOpWD5ESso
>>82674239>>82674263Corr might get on that showergrind meself now. Can't beat a womfy hot shower.
>>82674277Your mind can create thoughtforms, I once discovered you can destroy these by weening yourself with more vanilla stuff, and then you magically get horny less making complete retention even easier down the road
>>82674277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgE7L7QdglE
>>82674295What fucking twaddle
Russia attacking Poland with drones again. It not right.https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/1973425895550726348
>>82674295how many entities I got on me?
>>82674357How many obsessions you got? There will be your answer, gotta ween like for at least a few weeks those thoughts and it's gone, starved
>>82673924so my body is impervious to harm, and i cannot die? heroin. or maybe loads of MDMA, if it means it my neurotransmitters are kept healthy the next day.if i become immune to all poisons then that rules out poisons i need. so i would stay in and wait for this all to pass.
>>82674277is there a metal remix of this?
>Boarding school drugs mule: Brit paraded by Thai police with meth went to Fergies 70k-a-year school after family grew wealthy from Iron Maiden linkHe posted here
>>82674369well, I'm diagnosed autistic, so basically everything I'm into is an obsession.
>>82674285It's kinda rough getting in/out the shower when the weathers cold byt its always worth it once you're drying off nd feeling like pic related
>>82674406>after family grew wealthy from Iron Maiden linkWhat?
>>82674393Dnt know I like this 1 https://youtu.be/2APsRd5IxzI
Me? Obsessed with JAV and naked Wapanese lassies.
>Country has death penalty for drug smuggling>I'Ll tRafFicK DrUgS ThErESoon to be dead spacker.
>>82674468Somebody in the family has connection to Iron Maiden
>>82674474I once dreamed I was flying on a broom. It was really fun
just restocked my Apus fridge to cheer him up.He went to maccas earlier and he couldn't get free refills any more due to the junk food ban. He was ugly crying all afternoon.
>>82674488You ever used drugs, lad?
why does this site sometimes stick me in a perpetual 300 second time loop when im trying to make a new thread, fucking annoying.
>>82674087>I'm 5 days no alcoholYou'll be drinking Friday or the weekend then
>>82674465Yeah I don't mind the cold air when you get out the shower. Coolz your body down x
>>82674508Thx for reminding me what the synchronicity was So it was the past weekend on 1 of these threads first of all Helper was talking about Gen Z nd Fortnite n stuff nd then on The Chase there was a question about Fortnite specifically it was about a world record or something.Nd next thing somebody on the thread Had said to me Do you keep your Dildos in the fridge I said No just choccys n biscuits Nd then next thing on a different quiz show I cant remember what it was was only half listening while on my laptop.There was a thing about keeping choccy in the fridge.I remembered what the fortnite 1 was but id forgot the second 1 until now.
>>82674540Nah I'm a being a good boy this weekend x
That is honestly quite spooky about "The Beast" / Mark that zp said
>>82674496Right but what's the connection and how does that earn them private school money
>should we investigate genuine problems in the UK?>should we infiltrate drug gangs, council corruption or rape gangs?>no let's spend shitloads getting agent provocateur into the PoliceBBC hard at work
Amhonestly anxious about going here tonight somehow am not normally anxious about it but its just idk.Feel worried am gna do something that annoys them.I will jst try to 'go with the flow' Rather than be pro active about anything
>>82674598The entire British establishment need to be politely shown the door. I'll say it.They can have London, and we'll build a big wall around them, and build a new capital in the middle of a cow field somewhere.
Undercover in the PoliceWednesday 1st Oct 9:00pmUndercover in the PoliceSecret filming by Panorama reveals evidence of racism, misogyny and officers revelling in the use of force at Charing Cross, one of London's busiest police stations. After the murder of Sarah Everard by a serving police officer, the Metropolitan Police promised change and says that since 2022 more than 1,400 officers have either been dismissed or have resigned following a clamp down on what it calls rogue officers. Panorama's evidence suggests that a toxic culture still exists inside the Met and that racist and misogynistic attitudes haven't been eliminated, but have been driven underground
>>82674598>>should we infiltrate drug gangs, council corruption or rape gangs?They infiltrated migrant crossing gangs not that long ago mate.
>>82674638And did fuck allSuccessfully managed to further ruin Police retention rates nationwide now, so congrats BBC, you've saved the day yet again and YOU paid for it
Starmer needs to stand down and let Mummy Bridget take over. How it should be x
One of them at Charing Cross was Sgt McIlvenny, who was repeatedly filmed while on duty displaying misogynistic attitudes.He talked to colleagues in graphic terms about his sex life, telling the undercover reporter and a female colleague about a woman he said he met online: "She fucking fills the door, almost like monstrous." He added that she was "so fat she had two pussies. There's the real one and then the fat one round it."He talked about how he got sexual pleasure from having his nipples played with, despite the objections of some female colleagues in earshot.Discussing having his nipples pierced, he said: "My pain tolerance goes up massively if I'm aroused at the same time. So, I'm going to ask them if I can have a wank..."
>>82674695>He talked about how he got sexual pleasure from having his nipples played with, despite the objections of some female colleagues in earshot.>Discussing having his nipples pierced, he said: "My pain tolerance goes up massively if I'm aroused at the same time. So, I'm going to ask them if I can have a wank..."Strangely tame for lads at work
>>82674659They can't do fuck all for anything except report on it. It's not like they hold any fucking power.They got names and contacts, and fuck all came of it. That's not on the BBC that's on the establishment.Either way I'm fucking sick of this police witch hunt. Besides the fella who actually stamped on some guy the rest are just jaded lads giving their opinion off duty.This fucking moral crusade for everyone to never have any bad views ever when they work in the public world is so fucking dumb.
>switch on telly>month ruined
Keir has a very sexy wife. Oh aye.
>>82674734>halloween month>black monthSeems racist to me!!!
Garn in that shower nows. Oh aye x
wanking in wareham
Picture of HHL's shower
>>82674796https://youtu.be/YHJwHS4Ujd8
Over drinks in the pub, officers expressed racist, anti-immigrant or anti-Muslim views.On one occasion, PC Borg was in the pub talking about suspects in custody who were from ethnic minorities. When asked which group caused the most grief, he answered "Muslims"."Hate us. They fucking hate us. Proper hate us," he said. "Islam is a problem. A serious problem, I think."
>>82674845Just link the fucking article if you're going to post it verbatim here you twatting nonce.
>>82674845Bet he was on cocaine
>>82674635>uh ohhh, we caught you doing a racism!Who gives a shit?
>>82674849ITS HERE JUST WATCH IT TONIGHT >>82674635
>>82674918>Who gives a shit?Police standards say officers' behaviour must not discredit the police service or undermine public confidence, whether on or off duty.
>>82674738A nice lovely wife who made him convert to Judaism. Oh aye.
sad. oh aye
>>82674944One doesn't just shop at Tesco
>>82674925OKAY THEN STOP FUCKING QUOTING ITYOU MADE THE POINT YOU FAGGOT
>>82674944even if you were a massive fuck up retard why would you ever wear 2 watches?
>>82671632Happy birfday fortuneOrigeniggardly
>>82674982>During their divorce proceedings, Sutcliffe alleged that Bean was addicted to "Slavic camsites" and would wear a second watch set three hours ahead (to UTC +3, a time zone used across much of Eastern Europe) so he would know when his favourite camgirls were streaming. Bean has denied these allegations.
>>82675045Why wouldnt he just wear one watch and know how to add 3 hours in his head
>>82675107alcoholism messes your head up
>>82675121Mine's coping just fine with it.
HIS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkxVOufH2VU
Out that shower and cooling down nows.What an experience x
>>82675191Hot spacker
yep lost in translation on the magic box certain couple at the gym being overly cute with eachother made me V sad and reminded me how broken I am I then almost fucked my knee on Bulgarian split squats so all in all a terrible adventure outside de lads on sofa now feeling sorry for myself x
wish asmrtard would get better taste in asmr lasses>captcha: pornp
am absolutely knackered
>>82674937they undermine public confidence by not arresting rapists, and arresting autistic men and grandmothers for social media posts.
*informs the apus that jane goodall has died*
>>82675207Fat cunt you
>>82675207Jesus wept spoiler that ffs mate
>>82674944>>82675045How the fuck do rich actors get to this state?
lmfao they sent him 50 quid of monsoon food.
>>82675219His pic is still less foul than half the ones you post.
>>82675254desperate for attention are you lad. sure thing hows your day been you bloody bellend coooooooor!!!!! lets go back and forth with pointless retorts yes yes
>>82675260>desperate for attention are you lad.Just pointing out the irony that you have shit taste in feet for a footfag, but sure you do you.
>>82675262have a great evening you miserable prick. maybe someone else here will chat with you. you are SO friendly!
>>82675281Still friendlier than you, cuntnugget.
>>82675262Hey want to chat with me?
>>82675294whatever man sorry your mum didnt hug you enough
>>82675307Why do you keep responding to me?Bit obsessed mate.
Japanese alternate reality
>>82671632Best op image we have had in many years
>>82675317why do you keep responding to me pal bit obsessed mate?
>>82675319Muh man flad x
>>82675327>no uAt least put in some effort.
>>82673486Yeah it's just slightly too little to be usefulI was playing Civ on the big screen with youtube on the bottom, and that was quite nice desu
ordered a takeaway on that Uber Eatsused the 'leave at door' option for a previous deliverydidn't clock until after ordering it's delivered by the takeaway's own staff, so no tracking etc.not sure how long to wait to ring. says it's 'preparing', i tapped 'Request update' and now 'Your order is on its way'.i could get a random phone call, takeaway bags dropped downstairs somewhere (possibly already), or just no delivery at all. aaaaa.
>>82674598There was a massive county lines bust near me recently, they took about 200k of drugs, loads of money and stopped some cuckooing, arrested over 100 people.I only know about it through work, never saw anything in the press.Some coppers do good work, but most are wankers.
>>82675346Isn't that just about the same as having two screens lad? I usually game on the left and shitpost on the right (as I am right now).Spose the portability is the gain aye.More importantly, which Civ lad?
>>82675342takes one to know one pal lmao
>>82675372>Some coppers do good work, but most are wankers.NTA obviously, but I've done work with the good side of policing where they're meant to help people and not just "catch crims". Lots of good ones in there, even if some are a bit jaded about young underage sluts running away from care homes to get banged by their 40 year old junkie "boyfriend".
>>82675377Yeah it's exactly the same, but I've not had a second monitor in a while. I have my work laptop next to my home PC so I've always felt a third screen on the desk would be a bit much. This feels like a nice compromise.Civ V, I just cannot get into any of the newer releases.
>>82675365should of just cooked the meal instead yourself boy
>>82675395>Civ V, I just cannot get into any of the newer releases.Good choice m8. I've gotten into VI as a "I dont know what to play" timesink game, but I'm not actually good at Civ or even try to win games. I like to expand early on, get some nice colonisation going midgame during the world exploration, then when it's just "sit there and try to spam science/culture" i get bored and restart.Should go back to V sometime, I did put a lot of hours into it. IV too but I'm not sure I could go back to the world of unit deathstacking.
chicken Kievs 30 minute cooked from chilled
>chicken Kievs 30 minute cooked from chilledfascinating
Should I get a /britfeel/ tattoo
>sometimes adblock doesn't work, sometimes lets in 2 second adverts>get one>oh thats fantastic! keep giving it to me keep giving it to me oh!wtf sort of mini ad is that, thats madness
>>82675420People seem to really love VI so maybe I should give it more time. I just felt that fiddling with district positioning was a bit dull, and I don't like how far cities sprawl across the map.Yeah I try really hard not to just turtle science wins because I will just quit out of boredom. Much more fun to send armies out and piss some people off.
>>82675420I've never finished a Civ game. I always enjoy playing it, early on, but then eventually (usually around the time it gets to the modern era) I can't be bothered playing it, I'd rather start a new game.I think actually managing an enormous empire is way less fun than getting one in the first place. I enjoy expanding, discovering tech, I do not enjoy once the sun never sets on my civilisation, it feels like a chore.But in a real empire it would all be delegated, you wouldn't have a god-like figure micromanaging every city and farm on earth.
>>82675478I think people still consider V better than VI, and only prefer VI as the multiplayer is more stable (not stable still but V is apparently a nightmare).I just find on higher diffs going for a war is basically pointless. The AI has so many buffs and I'm not gonna put in the time to learn sweaty meta strats I guess, so I do fall back into turtle usually.
>>82675488Basically the same for me. I don't even mind the micromanagement it's just there's fuck all to really focus on that's rewarding. I've watched the big dick meta Civ players and even they seem to stop trying about 50 turns before the end as they've basically prepped their victory so it just becomes "hitting end turn while micromanaging for as fast an ending as possible".If the game finished around 1900 it'd probably suit me much better.
>>82675436Feet piccy for u x
>>82675489I think the biggest flaw is that war usually stops you winning at top difficulties. Any time taken invested into building units costs you so much, because there will be an AI civ somewhere else that isn't losing resources to build units.
>>82675549Sad init.That's why to me it just becomes City Skylines and I focus on building an empire instead.
oh my, that takeaway was lush. went for the chicken phall + green chilli pilau with a spicy naan.my goal is to undo the problems caused by days of opioid abuse. i am combining Western medicine with Eastern medicine.
Storm Amy this weekend xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ZBvJEWvq0
Enjoying some evening choons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rCskkL23kg
New Thread lads >>82675741 New Thread lads >>82675741 New Thread lads >>82675741 original
>>82675748I'm starting to think you're a fucking BBC shill at this point, given you felt the need to make this early.
>>82675715I don't think that's how food, medicine or opioids work.
>>82675176Lollers hacking SSMs ip
