God, I am one fuckable twink. I was just checking out my midriff and hips. Too bad I'm not gay.
riffs? band name?
>>82672205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gquZ01Yrhzg
>>82672196I don't believe you. You're going to have to prove it.
>>82673029I don't understand how I can possibly prove this to you.
>>82672196>Too bad I'm not gay.Too bad I don't careCome here white boy, I'm feeling romantical
>>82673180Eww icky stinky poopoo skin nigger on my thread hahahaha
>>82673186>hahahahayup, certified twink behaviour
>>82673212Figured this might be relevanthttps://files.catbox.moe/g6frmz.mp4
>>82673219>What did he mean by this?What did you mean by this, twink?
>>82673250I just thought it was funny, nothing else
>>82672196I'm not gay either, wanna suck each other's dicks?
>>82673273NO! THANK YOU FOR ASKING, KIND STRANGER AND HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!!
>>82672196That doesn't mean you can't get fucked
>>82673315I don't find this appealing, sorry. I don't feel anything for anal sex what so ever.
>>82673283Alright, if you ever change you mind you know where to find me.
>>82673344SIR YES SIR, I AM A SOLDIER IN TRUMP'S AMERCA PRAISE JESUS AMEN AMEN LORD AMEN
>>82673326That still doesn't mean you can't get fucked.
>>82673382I'm sorry but the webms you've posted are very unappealing and unattractive to me. I just don't really find pornography to be very appealing in general as I find it to be performative and for show (they are actors). You're gonna have to find somebody that is a gooner, I'm really not into that sorta thing.
>>82673138Post measurements at least, dumbass.
>>82673403>claims to not be gay>has no interest in heterosexual pornographyWhatever you say twink.
>>82673496What the fuck are measurements?>>82673505>post saggy titted bitch fucking ugly italian jewOk
>im so fuckable haha>im not gay thoyoure probably a closeted faggot top who hasnt met a nice + attractive faggot yetit happened to me anon itll happen to you too, be careful
>>82673582>probablyI'm gonna be honest with you, I really only enjoy gaybaiting. I have zero interest in the same-sex outside of playing video games. There have been so many gay friends I've had, but they're practically only online and don't really enjoy doing things outside of niche interests with them.
>>82673616straight men don't gay bait anon, the only reason one would is for compliments fishing and ego stroking (a very gay thing to do as a man) especially when its thru getting people to detail how theyd fuck you/be fucked by youif youre under 25 just accept yourself man, i wish i had earlier
>>82673631>straight men don't gay bait anonYeah they do, they do it as a means of bullying homosexuals and it's fun.
>>82673643you needn't bully fags, the pain of being one dawns on you the moment you wake upits worse than being a jew
>>82673567>height>weight>hip circumference>waist circumferenceYou're bragging about your twink body, back it up with stats.
>>82673643hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're most definitely a faggot
>>82673739>height5'6 / 167 cm>weight145 lbs / 65 kg>hip circumference36 in / 91.4 cm>waist circumferenceI'm guessing you mean like my gut so...32 in / 81.2 cm
>>82673773>Oh no, he's hot!FFFFFFFFFFFUCKI NEED YOU
>>82673766Well I guess I can live with the accusations, being called such names doesn't bother me. Not even a chip in my armor.>>82673786You don't need anything, sailor.
>>82673714you're allowed to love yourself anon
>>82673714>its worse than being a jewAnon, I...
>>82673910its been a struggle, bf helps a good deal
is that shit made by pearler
FINALLY I HAVE MADE A MOTHERFUKUDUKING POUST FOR FUCK SAKE
>>82673773If those are twink stats.... I might be fucked.I'm same height, 140ish lbs, 37 inch hips, and 28 inch waist. I'm starting to see why people call me a twink....
>>82674013Yeah the bar for being a twink is pretty low, you'd be surprised what gay guys consider breedable or whatever. Not to say that I'm not a thin guy, if I drop below 140, I literally look malnourished.
>>82674027>if I drop below 140, I literally look malnourished.If I plapped you, your bones would rattle like pic related
>>82674085Reminds me of this song from Gitaroo Man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKhEt5WxCbM
>>82673773>taller than you>lighter than you>wider hips than you>narrower waist than you>i'm straightBros... am I fucked?
>>82674208I'm sorry but I don't understand what you're saying
>>82673773does this count as twink stats? i might be buggered if it does 26 waist 32 hips 114lbs 5"3.i just assumed this was manlet stats not gay.
>>82674271Twink is whatever the fuck people say it means, I meet 6'2+ twinks. What people want is a short guy with a decent ass and stomach ratio to fuck, its not that complicated. If you are obsessed wtih trying to be some feminine man, you'll never come close.
>>82674315god it really is confusing isnt it, i swear you used to have to be blonde more importantly than anything
>>82674390I could care less honestly, to me the entire thing is performative and stupid. Most of those twinks are boring people and they spend all their time online for a reason.>hahahahaha
>>82672196you moids can't just say these things and *not* post a pic. am i really the first person to ask for one in this thread? lol
>>82674762I have absolutely zero interest in women on 4chan and I have absolutely zero interest in giving you absolutely anything what so ever.
>>82672196You can't just say this shit and not post photos. This behavior is even faggier than just sucking dick and eating ass.
>>82674793https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGFXbLyK0e0
>>82674779ohh you're gay okay then. you said you were a fuckable twink in your op so that makes a lot of sense :^)
>>82674841No I am not gay, I'm just not interested in mentally ill women online. It's the worst way to experience the opposite sex.
>>82674013That's an insane hip to waist you should let me befriend you so I can help you lift and get more manly instead with unspoken mildly homoerotic connotations bro
>>82672196Every "fuckable twink" on this site just brags and then ages out of being attractive naturally or rapidly due to bad habits.
>>82674962And then what happens, do they get over it and move on?
>>82674962It's really tragic especially given they could be insanely handsome and easily get a wife (most are prison gay) if they took care of themselves
>>82674975Doesn't seem like it. They waste all their time chirping on about being a heckin' based twink and while bitching about being incels until they lose whatever physical merit they may have had to time.Then they just bitch.
>>82674991Well that sucks, hopefully they manage to get over it and move on
>>82674930I actually want to get buff, but I'm lazy AF.
>>82675157Then let me help you with working out and encouragement with occasional subtext, asshole. Plus training's fun once you get used to it
>>82675387OP here, I second this, training goes from making you feel kinda sick and tired to feeling like a drug. It's very fun afterawhile.
>>82674013>25 inch waist>37 inch hipsCould be worse, anon.>>82674793Posting pics gets you banned, though.
OP you do realise how rape-able you are right
>>82675913Every single day when I go out, yes. I am afraid of being raped, but also not really because men aren't savages like that from my experience.
>>82675852are you sure you measured correctly anon? like that seems almost impossible level, even for klienfelters type guys. 0.67 ratio is like low for women even
>>82676200Yep. Just under 64cm at the navel, and just over 94cm at the widest part of the hips.
>>82675400>>82673773>supposedly is a straight man who works out>isn't even 150 poundsThat's adorable anon the offer's open to you too, since you're totally straight like me I'll be charitable and only ask for body pics under the guise of "progress," zero implications, just for you
>>82676782Sounds like you just want to masturbate to gym pics or something desu
>>82676820No, it's more about me getting off on knowing I'm part of the reason someone's becoming better, real big ego thing. just turns out helping some faggot who looks like a chick get un-feminized falls perfectly into that category. Oh yeah also slim midriffs turn me on
>>82676929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHk7QGp0vXA
>>82672196You wouldn't be checking it out and making this thread if you weren't a faggot that wanted other men to desire you.
>>82677061Damn dude, I'm not allowed to monitor my thread? What the fuck
>>82675852... Damn you got a flat stomach or something? I still got some blubber on me. I'm like skinny fat build rn according to friends
My thread has now been up for 12 hours, that means I'm cool according to r9k
>>82677517that means youre gay anonstart sucking toes
>>82677517damn bratty twink... needs correction!
>>82677599Ahahah hohoho... >>82677635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4HQQ8hSTQY
>>82677645Shame you're not gay, nonnyYou sound cute
>>82672196Send pics, I definitely don't want to fuck you.
>>82672196will u let me peg u? - 4'11 112lbs fujo
you're so sweet n wholesome op oijgiutnbijhkfgdgiving you a big gay platonic hug :> [proud of u not being gay btw !!!]
