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How large is your tool?
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>>82672576
Bbcsisters...our response? I dont feel so good
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>>82672576
>twink is the second biggest
>jew midget is the biggest
I am a jew and have been called a twink before...
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>>82672583
>bbc sisters
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>>82672576
b-b-but bros... the science said the average was 5"...
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>>82672576
sancho is NOT a fan of his extra taco salads
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>>82672576
What kind of satanic Jew propaganda is this?
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>>82672636
>n=7 people that agreed to have their dick measured on camera for youtube
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>>82672576
>How large is your tool?
Somewhere above six, but I can't get hard without a willing partner.
As I am an incel, this has never happened.
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>>82672576
I've honestly never measured. But, now that I think about it, how would you even do that accurately? The size varies depending on how hard you get. Sometimes it seems unmanagebly enormous and like I'll rip the skin, sometimes kinda tired and meh. (I'm sure we can all relate to that regardless of actual size.)
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>>82672764
Indeed. I think it's bullshit that one has to measure bone-pressed on the top side; considering that we'd go balls deep, and that's easily an extra inch or two.
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>>82672764
>I'll rip the skin
Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to to rip the skin using someone else's mouth
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>>82672841
you fucker
lkjhgfcd
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>>82672576
Quick question, when you say/post your measurements and she feigns ignorance, what does it mean?
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>>82672576
around 6.5"
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>>82672924
Not interested, and/or pretending she hasn't had a hundred of them already.
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>>82672944
d'aww... and it's big too
maybe i was coming on too strong
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>>82672968
Shit. I guess she's really not interested, anon.
Foids say they don't care about size, but they obviously do.
Though they hate unsolicited cock photos. Therefore, incels with nice cocks still lose out.
>TFW I have a nice cock and yet I am still incel
I hate that there's no site/app where we can post our cocks for foids, and maybe get laid.
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>>82673011
>unsolicited cock photos
That's the thing, I didn't send a pic of my thing
Just a pic of my measurements (string + ruler)

I'm such a fucking social retard I'll never get to bang anyone at this point
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>>82673011
>I hate that there's no site/app where we can post our cocks for foids, and maybe get laid.
that's /soc/
there are cock rate threads there with lots of females rating them
i know they are real on that board cause the boobs rate threads are also usually full
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funny how the twink has a huge dick
jbw all along
bbc is cope
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>>82672576
I basically have the most painfully average cock ever in both length and girth, it should be in that laboratory of international prototypes next to the kilogram. I'm above average height too which makes it worse.
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>>82672576
Is the 6.3" nigga wearing a fucking kippah?
nippah???
>How large
6" x4.75". Very boring, I know.
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>>82673426
If that's NBP we are dick brothers.
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>>82672576
7.5in. Wife is 5ft. Bottom out every time so she is always wincing but saying not to stop. Thankfully she is the type that feels good when her cervix is hit.
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>>82672576
Devilish 6" Girth X 6" I love breaking stupid girls with it.
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>>82672576
Smaller than the guy at number 7
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A very average peanits at 6.0 on a good day with very average girth, I fine I suppose
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>>82672576
I have a 6.5" and the college whore spread ro everyone that my dick is small. I think I'm pretty average and normal, yet she decided to do that for no reason. I didn't even do anything ro this crazy bitch, I think some people know shes spreading rumors out of spite and being a crazy bitch, but also a lot of people probably believe and look down on me for it. In the end I just lost a bunch of friends and thats that. Honestly I wanted to beat the crap out of that bitch. Fucking stupid crazy whore. This is what I get for sticking dick in crazy.
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>>82672576
The Med BVLL marches on..



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