>>82678908
this shit made me hard, it's over?

>>82678938
she is asian (from asia) so it's acceptable. what she's doing doesn't come from a place of hatred for men, like western women do.

girl on video would legitimately cry uncontrollably and beg for you to stay if you implied you would leave her.

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me X a cold one
on a midnight date in park
I actually do live in this relationship.
>>82678966
>girl on video would legitimately cry uncontrollably
can't you retards shill your fetish elsewhere?

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I want a small harem of obedient sister-wives who call me big brother and raise our 10+ kids together.

>>82679017
what makes people want harems?

>>82679017
sister wives sound hot idk about the brother part that's weird

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>>82679043
>sister wives is hot
>brother husband is weird
the coomer's mind will be the last mystery to be ever solved

>>82679051
the coomer would be the one who wanted to fuck his sisters and take them as his wives, idiot

>>82678908
8 year old daughter wife

>>82679086
"sister wives sound hot" implies wanting to "fuck your sisters and take them as wives"

>>82679103
no.

it implies you found some sisters and married them both.

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>>82679033
>lots of kids with minimal wear on each wife
>more help with childcare and domestic tasks
>more genetic diversity in your family
>wives have real and constant female companionship
>a lively home

>>82679043
Brother-sister is hot. I wish my real sister was hot.

>>82679110
I see. So that's the misunderstanding.. Sorry for the commotion then.
>>82679114
this sounds surprisingly practical

>>82678908
>he loves me dearly
>we're both virgin NEET hikkis
>both introverts who don't care much about socializing
>both completely monogamous
>we play vidya together, watch anime/movies/tv shows/cartoons, go to the cinema, go to the mall, listen to music, work out, go hiking, and just enjoy being comfy together
>lots of lovey dovey sex and cuddling
>I cook for him, he likes my food
>he is genuinely attracted to me
>he likes my cats
>we respect and support each other like partners in crime
>he wants to marry and be together forever

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>>82679176
>summary: he's myself

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>>82679138
People like to portray harems as abusive somehow, but they're actually far more beneficial for women than for men.

>>82679176
That sounds awful.

>>82679196
Yes.
>>82679223
>That sounds awful
HOW

>>82678908
Yeah, basically the same thing that appears on the video but i do have a job and my own money, she also has to actually hurt me, i need her hand printed in my cheek, my stomach has to remember her punches and she needs to manipulate the hell out of me.
>>82678938
>this shit made me hard, it's over?
me too and yes, we are fucked (literally).

>>82678908
I know a guy that used to work at a strip club and he told me about how one of his coworkers, which he descibed as, 5'10 ~30ish and an average build with glasses, somehow got setup with a Vietnamese sugar momma. He was driving around in her brand new white BMW and doing god knows what behind the scenes. Turns out she was married to some rich guy and had a bunch of boyfriends.

some guys have all the luck

>>82679223
>People like to portray harems as abusive somehow
Well, I was somewhat thinking that, when asking, but not really
I was assuming that one woman in life is enough noise so the idea of keeping multiple around was as good as being woken up daily by the church organs

>>82678908
a man who allows me loves me even tho im a useles fujo shutin. Is ok with me being a bitch sometimes. Might beat me here and there.

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>>82678908
i want to live in a giant medieval fortress with a girl that hates sex and an orbital death beam to vaporize anyone else

>>82679288
>bayeux tapestry
not a lot of "giant medieval fortresses" at that time
unless you count the romn empire

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>>82679238
I don't wanna be around my wife all the time and I don't only want one wife. I also don't want to be legally married.

>>82679249
Just have your own space and things to do.

>>82679253
Now this is a good time. I love a good punching bag.

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ughhh, this is my fantasies of a starting relationship. im an autistic loser and weird but this is my fantasies

one of my biggest regular fantasies is other women while in a committed relationship. so ill have one girl and over time ill get her to accept it and embrace it. haha hearing "yes you can have a another girlfriend" fills me with so much excitement and joy. just hearing this makes me smile

so like multiple girls, cycling in and out. some just cumdumps, some in a relationship with. im very greedy greedy greedy selfish. thats just how i am. idc how practical it is, what can i do

with my favorite id like to be more intimate than the others, and treat her better and flaunt her, haha. id also like to bully them. stuff like 2v1 bullying and beating her and sex on top of her, and afterwards aftercare and lovebombing and being very lovey dovey and stuff

>"hey lets read this book on traumatic stockholm syndrome love and pick out which parts we like the most!"

just stuff like that. idk about kids, maybe, but im not exactly super eager to be a dad or anything.

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>>82679176
this is my ideal relationship too. except one massive problem. i don't want to go to the mall and watch her get stabbed to death for looking at a psycho the wrong way. or encounter a serial killer / bear while hiking together.
i don't get why foids enjoy the idea of putting themselves in public at all (aka, in danger) after finding the love of their life. that strikes me as the ultimate red flag

>>82679100
you must be 18 yrs old to post here

>>82679354
are you insane? like, legitimately actually insane? or just retarded? maybe this is just well crafted bait.

i like the evil latina type of personality

>>82678908
None of my girlfriends ever actively touched or fondled me, although they enjoyed it when I did it, which I did frequently. Girls are lazy and selfish, sad!

>>82679354
I have the same fear and rarely leave my house but we would both be carrying weapons and always be ready to kill someone to protect each other whenever we had to go out.

>>82679176
that's me but i'm in europe and I like freeuse sex

>>82679380
they might just live in chicago, to be fair

>>82679380
i literally just want to feel like me and my gf are safe
>>82679407
that's nice, unfortunately i'm incapable of defending myself as a guy since i'm untrained, have no gun license and don't have any physical advantages besides being 6'0. i'd change it but i'm currently stuck living with my parents and can't even drive (which is also something i haven't done out of fear)

i'm just fucked i guess. i had to reject a girl who was genuinely falling for me because i lost faith in a relationship due to her being too ambitious

>>82679434
I think you would really benefit from owning a gun if you can get one, anon.

>>82679449
my mom at least unfortunately fell for the retarded cope that owning guns is bad because "if you have a gun, you're more likely to die from a gun" or something like that, so they're against the idea of anybody in the house having one.
it's not like they're wrong, i'm planning on ending it if i become 30 and still have a pathetic, completely wasted existence like this

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>>82679176
I hate you so much for putting it succinctly enough that I imagined it. Now the rest of my day will be worse because I know I'll never have it.

>>82679378
Funny, I've wanted the same thing since I was under 18.

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twin sisters who love me, i popped both of their cherries

>>82679463
Well then, I take back what I said. You need a gf that owns a gun, instead.
>>82679477
Don't worry anon I will also never have this and the knowledge is slowly killing me every day.

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ideally we drink monsters together

probably with a guy called poopik

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>>82679176
>>82679354
>>82679562
>>82679477
IM RIGHT HERE. WHAT DO YOU ALL MEAN???

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>>82679562
>You need a gf that owns a gun
and i rejected my opportunity for that, well granted she didn't have one yet, just said she had that in mind, but yeah. my anxiety was already bad but it became a disaster when i realized i wouldn't be able to just do nothing in solitude with her forever. it's not like i could tell her not to pursue her own life goals.
i'm at least doing my best to hold on to a friendship because i met her online and she lives relatively close. it would be nice to have my first irl friend out of it all, but maybe that's too selfish of a way to see it.

>>82679626
>give me attention!!!!
Shut the fuck up you stupid whore

>>82678908
White woman
Big tits
Stacked thick body
Doesn't want kids
That is all I have for now

>>82679626
if you want a bf you gotta do it in a way that isn't replying to multiple posters at once like a simp collector

I have two ideal relationships depending on if its with a guy or a girl. They're mostly different flavors of the same thing, really.

With a guy?
>cute twink half my size
>acts cute and sweet in public
>hangs off my arm, and acts bubbly
>the moment we're alone turns into an abusive monster
>beats and humiliates me at every opportunity
>takes over every aspect of my life and blackmails me
>24/7 gaslighting and demoralization
>goes back to acting sweet the moment we're seen by anyone else

And with a girl
>exceptionally fat, slobbish
>can't be bothered with hygiene
>entirely domineering in my life
>just as abusive as the above
>doesn't bother hiding it

I have more issues than most magazines

>tfw I will never be a stay at home husband

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>>82679626
I don't fuck with selfish girls who want me all to themselves. I only have time for team players.

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>>82678908
quickly married to a GOOD thirty yo or eighteen yo adult woman who is sexy and youthful and a virgin not counting rape
she should not demonize me or make me feel inferior to other men and i should make her very horny
she should be ok with living on a sailboat with me and if i was ever poor she wouldnt leave me her top priority at all times is helping me feel dignified and valuable
she should not trust my family like i dont
she should also trust me whole heartedly since i will always be loyal to her if she makes me feel like she is loyal to me
also its bonus if she is crazy and beautiful and smart

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>>82678908
>she loves me dearly
>we're both virgin NEET hikkis
>both introverts who don't care much about socializing
>both completely monogamous
>we play vidya together, watch anime/movies/tv shows/cartoons, go to the cinema, go to the mall, listen to music, work out, go hiking, and just enjoy being comfy together
>lots of lovey dovey sex and cuddling
>I cook for her ,she likes my food
>she is genuinely attracted to me
>she likes my cats
>we respect and support each other like partners in crime
>she wants to marry and be together forever

>>82679688
Describe yourself anon, I might be what you need

>>82679176
I like the sound of this, but I also want kids.

>>82679658
I want this except I do want kids lol

>>82678908
A girl that is twice my size. I wake up after sleeping on her tummy, with my head right below her tits. She wakes up right after me and we take a shower together, while I clean her huge body. I can reach her privates while standing, so she gently pushes my head towards them and kindly forces me to eat her out. She is chubby, has wide hips and medium sized tits for her size. Preferably pale.

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>>82679176
Very based, but how would you two earn money? I'm a neet and I'm miserable because of poverty, can't go to the cinema certainly... Also, add gardenng and indentifying plants and trees.

>>82679326
>pic
do you know who this is or does that anime girl simply look cute to you?

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>>82678908
This sounds nice desu
I'm about to buy a place with 1.5 acres of land so I guess it would be this

> She loves my dearly
> She's a NEET
> We're both introverted, so we don't care much about socializing
> We're both monogamous
> We play vidya together
> While I'm at work she tends to the crops on the land I have. Just enough for us both to live off of
> She is attracted to me and we both share mutual kinks
> We respect and support eachother like partners in crime

>>82678908
Cute gf with massive breasts. We would spend as much of our free time as possible cuddling. I would feed her a nourishing diet and hormone supplements to make her breasts even bigger and hopefully induce lactation, and she would love it. When she does start lactating, I will personally perform the duty of emptying her milk-laden breasts.

>>82678908
I want it to be like a 50s relationship but when i come home from a hard day of work and beat my wife she spread eagles my oily naked body on the bed and destroys my butthole, then i fuck her or whatever what do you want me to do talk sexy yeah you like that?

my ideal self is actually single. i guess i would still date people if i could to have sex but i don't want to date someone permanently. but that is mostly applying to my ideal self who has other stuff to do.
sorry

pointlessly counterproductive to entertain impossible scenarios that only end up making you feel depressed

>>82680312
Honestly This is also a really good one.

Posted this one for reference: >>82680268

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I would like a relationship in which i feel like we can understand each other without words, a relationship where there would be no fights and, even if we disagreed on something, both of us would try to reach some compromise, that our love would always be much stronger than any difficulty we might face.
Of course we would love each other deeply. Each night we would fall asleep in each others embrace and maybe feel our hearts beat together. And when I would wake up before her I would give her a little kiss on the forehead.
I work remotely and usually stay at home while I work. I imagine that while I work she could also work or do her own hobbies, she could be in an another room or with me, it doesn't really matter. After we are both free, we would cook our food together, maybe try some cute recipes from various cuisines. After that, we could go to a park together and maybe feed the birds and joke around. We could draw a heart on some random tree with our initials in it and kiss under it. We could plan where we could travel together next, or think about what workshop we could attend, or plan how to change the decor of our home. I have lots of creative hobbies and lots of projects, so I would really like someone that also has her own projects or would like to help me with mine. But it doesn't matter that much, if she wanted to do something on her own, I would be happy knowing that she is relaxing not that far from me and if any of us wanted, we could hug at any time. Before bed we could tease each other and if the mood is right, we would make love, as an expression of our deep bond. We could then stay up for a while and cuddle, read or watch something together, maybe watch the stars through the window.
In general I would like to do lots of things together and if any of us wanted some space on their own, neither of us would mind it. A relationship where any silence only brings comfort.

>>82680809
Wow. Someone who's entire mind revolves around sex. It's great to see those out there.
That sounds like a cute and healthy relationship anon. I hope you can meet the love of your life one day!

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Mine would be with OPs mom

>>82680809
This but also we break each other and she's constantly covered in bruises and becomes a mess every time I touch her

>>82678908
I have no idea what an ideal relationship would like. We don't fight and like each other I guess?

>>82680877
This. But with this guy's mom.

I want to be loved even after they learn about what is wrong with me, I want to play vidja with him, I want to sparg about random things and hear his interests too, I want to cook everything he likes, I want to share my world with him, maybe have a family if we felt capable, I want to matter just for one person, I want to be loved, i want to love with all of myself

>>82679033
I assume that it's one hole good, more holes gooder. It's just a fantasy in real life one woman is mentally draining now imagine a group of them.

I want to be 17 again and have my waifu be 18 and she can be my peer-teacher and older muse to me who's not quite fully developed yet.

>>82679986
>Very based, but how would you two earn money?
NEETbux

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>>82681189
it's almost impossible to get where I live...

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>>82678908
I just want someone I can watch movies with and for them to sing while I play guitar

>>82678908
At the very least it'd be a cute girl who doesn't shave anywhere

>>82678908
women do not get horny for their husbands after marriage

this is such a staged, fake and gay ass video. downdoot

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>>82678908
Doesn't exist, I'm incapable of ever being in a relationship. I'm nearing 27 and I've never been in a relationship, never had sex, never even kissed a woman. In fact, I've never had any kind of meaningful friendship with a female past my grade school years. All throughout my teens and early twenties, I completely missed out on those formative years that are crucial for a person to develop their social skills and gain relationship experience. It's over, it's been over. I'm so far behind the average person in life experience, I have nothing to offer. My fate is dying alone, there's nothing I can do about it.

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>>82680016
Of course. That's my wife.

>>82678990
Holy based only good post in this fuck ass thread

>>82678908
Probably something like H.P. Lovecraft had. She has to initiate sex

>>82678908
>has enough money and devotion to help me escape my nightmare-tier NEET life
>goes on long walks with me along coastal cliffs
>enjoys watching movies together
>enjoys talking to me about art and stories
>I love her passionately and she feels the same way

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>>82678908
starting the day off right with an hour of feet licking and ending the night right with an hour of footjobs
is this a big ask?

>>82679017
Incredibly based, I'll have what he's having

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>Be stupid possessive of each other
>Agressively caring for one another
>Lots of lazy days in bed or watching movies
>She hikes with me
>Stay at home wife
>Loves the kids even more than she loves me
>Helps me out of my depressive spells in a stern but understanding fashion
>We rely on each other
>Don't have to worry about the other cheating
>She's artsy while I'm more grounded
>Very touchy feely with me, never pushes me away when I go for a hug or kiss
>Likes to come to church with me
>Tell her she belongs to me, and she tells me I belong to her
>Happy to see each other, even if we're in a spat
>Don't let the other leave the house without saying "I love you"

Fuck man I'm sad now

>>82678908
I'm a boring quiet nerd so I want a similar girlfriend, a huge loner with no social life whose idea of "dating" is just making each other comfy, relaxing, sharing interests, making excuses to not go outside and have to talk to people, and who doesn't care about social conventions beyond the bare minimum to get by. Basically, a woman who's also an autistic fuckface like me who's excited to give me lectures about her interests and who would prefer to cuddle while watching old movies instead of going to parties.

>>82678990
>fetish
asian women (from asia) are literally like that. quit coping, whitoid, and /pol/ is that way

>>82678908
At this point in time my ideal relationship would be a fwb one. And I would like to have multiple ones. I think that's something I need to experience in order to emotionally accept dating modern women.

>>82678908
This seems fake and gay in more ways than one

Hairy smelly fembot-type (doesn't actually have to be a channer, but that vibe) with a brilliant creative mind, communication skills, can manage her trauma without taking it out on me, likes games, books, and kink, and only has eyes for me. Likes to cook together, doesn't mind giving me instructions on the recipe, can hold her own in an argument without breaking down, and loves cuddling while watching movies. Will flirt, want me, and get excited to touch me even after the honeymoon period is over. That's what I want and I won't settle for less.

>>82678908
>we are both loyal and committed to each other
>we are like best friends and open and honest with each other
>she is emotionally mature and at least decently intelligent and educated
>she is moderately possessive of me (not like I will kill your family for talking to them level)
>we are supportive of each other and help each other through though emotional stuff
>she is flirty with me in a dominant way and likes teasing me at home or throughout the day
>we share some hobbies like hiking, music etc. but not all so that we can still explore each other's interests and not necessarily do everything together
>I cook for her and she enjoys my cooking
>we both have successful careers
>we go to gym together
>we travel once a year for a week or two somewhere abroad to see the world
>we cuddle on the couch everything, and then have some fun in the bed later
>she enjoys being dominant in bed
>she pushes me on to be the best version of myself and I help her too
>eventually, we can have 1-2 kids once we settle down comfortably in a nice house a bit detached from busyness of everyday life

>>82678908
I woke up to my mom_ doing that to me once when I was sleeping on the passenger's seat. I still don't know what to make of it.

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>>82678908
I wish a woman wanted to touch me so much that she'd get angry enough to hit me if I rejected her advances and started demanding affection. I'm so used to feeling invisible that someone desiring me so selfishly feels like complete fantasy. I want to give peace to her anger and insecurities. I want to make her happy.

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>>82678908
>artfag or STEMfag autist couple
>egalitarian relationship, or at least one that doesn't heavily rely on pre-established roles.
>we'll both cook, clean, and are willing to work.
>socialization isn't a priority, but we still have the capability to when needed.
>our love language is intellectual and/or highly physical.
>we love to share ideas as complex as the natural, social, and pseudosciences, religion, philosophy, car-talk, etc., or as simple ones as cat memes and video games we have 1,000+ hrs in.
>we love new experiences, e.g. trying new foods, visiting different places, picking up new hobbies together, etc.
>preferably, they aren't a virgin, as I'm not one.
>no jealousy complex, manipulation, or shady behavior in the shadows. emphasis on integrity.
and most importantly:
>we love each other, can be ourselves around each other, and truly just want to spend time and be there for one another.

any fembots want to edate me? asking for a friend

>>82683630
I'm the friend btw, we have a dynamic where I'm the e-bull and he's the e-cuck e-bf.

pretty girl who is my friend and nice to me

>>82678908
Someone likes me for the kind of person I am regardless of how "useful" I am
I don't need to go any further, it's already unrealistic enough.

>>82678938
>this shit made me hard, it's over?
yeah.

>>82678908
My wife
>Asian
>Racist as fuck towards each other and we find it funny
>Just happy to be in each others presence
>I play some vidya, she reads her books
>Effortless conversations
>Have each other belly laughing constantly
>Show each other memes all day
>Both very introverted so we will see our friends like once every 3 months
>I do all the cooking (better cook)
>She does literally every other chore because she is a clean freak and sees it like a hobby.
>When she wants attention she will come over and suck the peepee while I am playing
>We always fall asleep cuddling/ wake up at 3am and fuck randomly
>Only downside is she constantly wakes me in the middle of the night because she farts really fucking loud when she sleeps

>>82678908
Brainless cumdump gf that I control with an app or something.

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>>82678908
if a cute girl effeminately stroked my thigh i think that cumming my pants would be a genuine risk

>>82678908
I'd hate to be that guy buuuuut imagine if the genders were swapped. Imagine if this was a man crashing out that his woman wont let him touch him despite all the things he bought her. just imagine the backlash
>>82678966
asians dont pussyfoot around when it comes to relationships. they know what the deal is. you'd be hard press to find a chinese girl who doesnt immediately say she wont date you unless you're a certain height, making enough money, want kids and plan on marriage. Western women just date whoever and hope they come around to their relationship terms. Maybe if she throws more pussy at chad he'll finally decide to propose

i hang out with my cat a lot with my noise cancelling headphones on. i noticed noise canceling headphones let you be in your own little world while still sharing a space. do you think thats a good way to co-exist (maintaining a sense of autonomy and privacy ie your own music, your own content; but still physically present and protective/supportive) .... with your lover?
i noticed boomers tended to basically sit together and watch tv and that was primarily their shared space.
there needs to be a new way to share space together for future generations!

>>82680877
>>82681046
this but with these guys' moms

>>82678908
This is a staged video making fun of sugar daddies and married men who get none from their wives they monetarily spoil

BeAtrice get it right, don't tangle and twist it
When the light hit the ice, it twankle and glistens

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>>82678908
I do not have an ideal relationship. Even with my imagination unleashed, I want nothing in this corpse of a world. That said, I have to make due with it, so I think I'd want a woman who was as loyal as me, as smart as me, and as compassionate as me. My "ideal" relationship is a form of bonding. I want to become one with a woman, in the sense that we live together and share everything and go through our pain together. Also, we'd die at the same time together, rather than one of us having to go on living without the other. Also, we reproduce together a lot.

Everything else is compromise. And a relationship wouldn't be complete to me without any. I'd want her to do things I don't like and me to do the same. I don't really "want" anything, so what I want unideally in an ideal way is a normal woman factually speaking. What one thinks about when they imagine a random woman, except belonging to me(as I do belong to her also). Yes. I expect it to be awful. But that's life. What more can I expect out of life? The women I see in porn are hypocritical dancing shadows of the real deal, impossible and unrealistic shapes which I desire but would be extremely awful surely if such performances and people were real.

An absolutely depraved slut who worships my cock and lives to please me sexually.

She is also a total social recluse and prefers solitary hobbies and naturally we share the same interests in history, anime, video games, film, and sci-fi / fantasy books and can have lengthy conversations about these things over dinner or while driving (basically when we're too preoccupied to be having sex which we would be doing otherwise).

Next to that her physical appearance is much less important. Since this is "no limits" sure, make her extremely beautiful too. My ideal waifu that I spent 5 hours in a character creator fine tuning.

>>82678908
Mystike from xmen but she cums dollar bills

>>82679033
VIrginity, exclusively.

My life started at nightmare difficulty but I worked hard and worked smart and try to make it better year by year and I've largely succeeded at that.

My dream relationship would simply be a girl who was with me on day 1 and we build a life together. That's not how girls work though, no loyalty, they just wait at the finish line for the winners.

The dream is essentially impossible now because I'm already at the finish line. What makes it worse is that I'm 35 so it becomes harder to find young girls. It's not that I want a young girl, it's that I don't want a girl who's been ran through and getting them young is really the only reliable way to avoid that.

>>82679033
What makes you not want a harem?

>>82679176
>no mention of needing to be chad
This is either a homo or a larper

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>>82685587
loving one wife I love the most twice > loving one wife I love the most once and one wife I love slightly less once

>>82685698
he was talking about loving himself, he even admitted it later

>>82685698
Yes, I am a homo.
>>82685739
No I meant I want a relationship like this with someone who is similar to myself.

>>82685745
just jack off nigger, the fuck you need your copy in your life?

>>82685772
He doesn't need to be a physical copy of myself, retard. Just like-minded.

>>82685793
that doesn't change anything
what's the point of wanting contact with someone else if you're still alike?
nigga, you just want a biological hugging pillow

>>82685815
What the fuck are you talking about?
Most people want to be around someone who is capable of understanding them.
Again, not a carbon copy, just someone who wants similar things.
>what's the point
Love and sex, moron.

>>82685863
>Most people want to be around someone who is capable of understanding them.
entirely different person can do exactly that
again, why would you want someone like you when you already have yourself? Opposites attract. I understood it the moment I realized and admitted how huge my ego is.
>Love and sex, moron.
biological hugging pillow then

>>82685893
I just realized I am falling for ragebait. Every time.

>>82685898
ragebait would bait on something rarely anobody talks about?
of course people don't understand each other perspective

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>>82678908
I want to be dominated in every aspect of my life and fucked in my ass until im worn out physically and emotionally.

>>82685985
have you consulted the doctor to give you the daily medication?

>>82678908
The breadwinner bpd Asian gf is a rare specimen indeed.

>>82685908
You said love and send is equal to
>biological hugging pillow
Which has to be ragebait.
Also a person who is too different from me wouldn't want the kind of relationship I want. I talked to a guy from here before who wanted to be a famous model and fuck around, the complete opposite of the comfy monogamous life I envision. Thus dating someone who wants a completely different future from you would be dumb.

>>82686150
>You said love and sex* is equal to
"love" is vague as hell so I didn't consider it a meaningful answer
never mind sex
>the complete opposite of the comfy monogamous life I envision
again, I don't know why would you want to get another person in your life if that would change nothing

>>82686187
>that would change nothing
I would get to experience love and sex.
What, do you think I should date a non-NEET who will be disappointed on me for being a NEET? An extrovert who would be disappointed that I don't like to go out? A non-gamer who would therefore refuse to play vidya with me? Why would you willingly be with someone you're not compatible with?

>>82686220
>I should date
this is /r9k/, you ain't getting bitches (or studs in your particular case) anyway
> who will be disappointed on me
Differences aren't non-compatibilities. Besides, being with another person leads to giving up some things.
So it's only natural you should be willing to be alone if you don't want to give up these things.
>I would get to experience love
if you can't tell what that love is in your understanding, I'm going to keep assuming you just mean a glorified hugging pillow

>>82686341
You don't have to give up things if you find someone who loves you and accepts those things. Someone who is similar would be more likely to be ok with it and thus a better partner.
Also being an introvert isn't something you can "give up" so that makes no sense. And I wouldn't want to date someone just to force them to change for me either.

>>82686440
>You don't have to give up things if you find someone who loves you and accepts those things.
yourself, nigga
even the good sex part is covered if you can find some cleaver nipponese merch

>>82686456
You have to be trolling.
I have no interest in sex toys. I want sex.

>>82686473
>I want sex.
the fuck no pun intended for?
>You have to be trolling.
nigga stops being emotinally dependent on other people and niggas says he went bonkers

>>82686493
>for?
Do you not want sex?
>nigga stops being emotinally dependent on other people and niggas says he went bonkers
To me it sounds like you've convinced yourself that love is unattainable to you and tricked yourself into believing that since you can't have it, it can't be that good.

>>82686680
>Do you not want sex?
I've jerked off today. Since I'm not convinced that another lazy NEET would make it any better, then no, I don't want to.
>To me it sounds like you've convinced yourself that love is unattainable to you and tricked yourself into believing that since you can't have it, it can't be that good.
Sounds fine. Whatever lets me sleep at night.
More pleasant hypothesis than jewish mind programming gathering resentment to summon the goy-killer demon.

>>82686756
To each their own. Personally I'd love some lazy NEET cock up my ass right now.

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>>82686814
Can't you just take a shit? Unless you're not a BBC person

>>82686826
>Unless you're not a BBC person
Nah, I'm not.

>>82686680
cheerio, I see you got tired of finding a point in the pointless, so have a nice day
btw, I'm still wondering why did you keep mentioning love and wanting love without even explaining what the fuck that is
>inb4 baby don't hurt me

>>82678908
She initiates and pushes me deeper and deeper, from harmless depraved words while she jerks me to prepping her daughter and holding her down while encouraging me to ruin her.

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>>82686863
why would you dream about hurting someone?

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>>82678908
I just want a girl that will love me and enjoys doing cringey nerdy things together and doesn't have 30 years of trauma from past relationships that makes her incapable of showing affection.

I don't really have high standards for looks or personality or anything as long as we get along and she likes spending time with me. If she can cook it's a big bonus tho.

My ideal would be someone that likes dressing up in Japanese alt fashion like jirai or lolita, wants to go to cons together, and either a big titty chubby mommy type or a skinny flatchested loli body type. But these are all just fantasies that will never come true.

>>82686862
>I'm still wondering why did you keep mentioning love and wanting love without even explaining what the fuck that is
I'd rather not talk about such a personal matter on here. Love is important to me.

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>>82686887
>I'd rather not talk about such a personal matter on here.
way to end the "what's your perfect relationship" conversation

>>82686879
I'm a depraved degenerate. I didn't say anything about hurting anyone though I do dream about that, how'd you know?

>>82686902
Well you clearly don't believe in love and I don't want to discuss something I hold dear with someone who is cynical about it.
You wouldn't get it.

>>82686977
>discuss
I'm able to comment, but I can also promise to only limit myself to questions. I am curious what are people thinking about the word rarely anybody elaborates on.

>>82679176
>hikkis
>go to the cinema, go to the mall, listen to music, work out, go hiking, and just enjoy being comfy together
Holy retard

>>82687343
I am a hikki and I go to the cinema once or twice a year. The cinema I go to is at the mall so by default I also go to the mall. I do not leave my house otherwise. You can be a hikki and still leave your house once in a blue moon you stupid fucking retard.
>listen to music, work out, be comfy
At home.
>hiking
This though is something I have never done and would like to do someday.

>>82687376
Seething bitch, you'll die alone and screaming.

>>82687393
Ironic, you seem much angrier than me.

tall ( over 6ft tall ) red haired woman with nice front teeth with nice clavicle.

No other woman compares. If she never arrived, I would feel -right- being alone. I've seen Heaven.

She is the best thing I've ever imagined. I love her so much. Sophia, my beloved.

>>82687343
I'm a hikki guy and my dream is also to have a girl that will go outside with me so I can get over my hikki life and enjoy experiences with her.
Not everyone wants to rot in their room for the rest of their life. Some of us are just stuck.

>>82678908
I have nothing against my own people, but a preference isn't indicative of hating the other stuff. I'm someone who watches a lot of stuff online, especially from America and Europe. I'd like a white American or European boyfriend one day, but I don't see how it could really work out.

>>82687447
are you a pajeeta? desu

>>82679176
why would you post such a thing knowing it would make everyone sad? :(

>>82678908
my current one, but she loses weight and becomes a 10 again

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>>82687757
At first I read that as "becomes 10 again".

>>82687781
Same difference isn't it

>>82687699
have you tried not being a pussy?

>>82687699
It wasn't my intention to make you sad, anon.

>>82687896
yeah i know it's my fault for being a lonely loser

>>82687941
If it makes you feel any better I am also a lonely loser and sad over the fact I'll never have that.

>>82687963
it doesn't anon, i would never wish this on you because we are frens and i want you to have a good life

>>82678908
I just want someone who I enjoy being around and who is emotionally and mentally stable. And at least average looking. I prefer average looking in fact

>>82678908
I become good friends with a girl and become sisterwives with her and my husband is also a friend or someone I could see myself tolerating

We have a chill life and spend our days either watching anime, foraging, sewing or anything of the like

Having another woman to support me through pregancy would be awesome and if she was someone I could genuinely be friends with for life it would be like heaven but I dont know where Id find any mentally well person who has a high EQ whod be cool with the idea let alone two

But then again im not mentally well so that may be the reason this is so appealing to me

Most guys when approached with the idea would think
Cool two people to boink, high EQ

>>82687968
>i would never wish this on you because we are frens and i want you to have a good life
Thank you fren. I hope we both get to experience that someday.

>>82678908
A loving white gf who is thin and loyal and sometimes invites an asian with a small cock into our bedroom to play with together

My dream relationship is actually with my wife but with a large amount of money so we wouldn't have to work all day. I love her so much. She's beautiful and when we aren't being romantic we happily will talk for 18 hours straight throughout our day. We want to have more time and more kids.

>>82678966
>what she's doing doesn't come from a place of hatred for men
Are you really this delusional or is this bait? Asian misandry has progressed much further than Western misandry due to the excess male crisis. This is late stage man-hatred which the west hasn't even begun to experience yet.

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>>82688089
I want a homestead with two or three wives and ten kids. I've had a relationship with two sisters before. Would you explain what you mean by wanting high EQ? Is that just emotional maturity/awareness? I have that but I'm very distant and prefer to spend time alone, so not sure if that's what you're looking for.

>>82688218
>I've had a relationship with two sisters before
Details? Sounds awesome

>>82678908
If she wasn't lying and using me and actually followed through on the things we talked about

>>82679769
Godspeed. I don't want children, just the stacked big titty milf

>>82678908
i dont like thinkingg about this
it makes me sad.

>>82679688
the top one sounds pretty entertaining actually.

>>82679701
>>82680268
a pity (You). damn foids baiting all the newfaggots

>>82678908
>ideal relationship
GF that loves me for who I am, isn't hypergamous and will marry me for life. Also thin or willing to lose weight, we'd exercise together.

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>>82688262
It wasn't ideal but it gave me a some experience with handling polygynous relationships. I was really young and met a woman ten years my senior who took my virginity. We dated for several months before she introduced me to her teenage half-sister and we all got tangled up. Lasted a few months until the older sister got conflicted/regretful and moved on. I think there was some jealousy involved too, since the sisters grew kind of distant after that. I stayed with the younger sister for many years afterward, though.

>>82678908
A generally chill/cool girl who is fine doing what I feel like doing, which would probably just be hanging out, vidya, driving places, and intimate activities.

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>>82679626
i'm really busy with my day job + esports on the side, but i'd be open to VCing when we're both free or watching movies and stuff and getting to know each other.

>>82678908
Someone who is not fat, nice to me and I can play classical music with.

>>82678938
>>82678966
>>82679240
>>82683690
This is clearly a social media skit

>>82678908
I'm too much of a truecel, I can't even imagine being in a relationship let alone a "dream one".

>>82678908
>she's a sperg just like me
>into a lot of the same stuff
>we're both homebodies
>both were pretty much outcasts growing up
>give each other our KVs
>work on projects together sometimes
A reclusive NEET can dream.
>>82690756
I think you might just be drain bamaged.

>>82678908
>into nerdy gaming/weeb things
>neet or went through neetdom, can relate to neetfeels basically
>wants to get their life together and is looking for someone to do that with
>wants to try new things
>doesn't care much for socializing but isn't an anti social hater
>yapper x yapper
>makes out with her pillow and pretends it's me
>browses 4chan but hates it and is just looking for an excuse to leave it all behind

>>82690993
This is also a good one, I'm gonna steal your dream relationship as a back up.

>>82679176
>oh sorry I forgot to mention, chad only btw lol

24 yo, work in hospital, from scandinavia, if you are interested hmu

Discord: sjokolademuffins

ill take care of you fembot!

>>82690793
>I think you might just be drain bamaged.
tough words for an actual sperg

>>82691033
Why would a chad be a hikki NEET?

>>82691110
Because his trust fund parents fund his manhatten penthouse

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>>82691067
Yeah, I struggled so hard with that. Don't worry, anon. Someday you'll learn how to have an imagination. The world is cruel, but I believe in you.

>>82691115
Why would a rich person settle for me when they can get almost anyone they want?

Lots of fucking, and creampies, with a barren-but-fuckable woman. That is all.

>>82691183
because its your dream relationship. no limits to your imagination.

With a gay latino that's all about peace and love, just someone who's soft enough to actually emphasise with me and actually helps put when I get a ptsd episode

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A cute girl who is also my best friend and wants to spend time with me and cuddle with my and wants to have my babies

>>82691447
I don't want to date someone who has no reason to love me and will thus just leave me.
And to be fair, I don't like and can't relate to chad.

>>82679176
I would date a NEET girl but just logistically should you not want a boyfriend with a job, one of you has to work

>>82691749
Got some bad news for you
If you arent chad, she will never love you

>>82691755
>If you arent chad, she will never love you
I wanna date a man.

>>82691754
Someone with a job would look down on me for being a NEET and it would be unfair to them if only they had to work.
They'll just leave me for someone who does have a job.

>>82691754
nta but in most european countries you both can just be neets.
i find it especially morally justified if both of you are autistic and can't pass job interviews even if you wanted to .

>>82678908
me and my gf living in a shack or a motorhome in the middle of the woods

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i can't imagine a relationship with anyone but my oneitis fictional or not
>around 31 y/o i think
>very skinny
>medium height, 5'8" or 5'9"
>has a handsome, boyish, and sharp face (doesn't look like a model but is still above average)
>has had a gf 6 years ago and ideally has been volcel since then but i'm not sure
>mega racist but i don't mind it, is the type that would rather joke around than endlessly complain about politics
>has a blue collar day job
>but travels a lot for his "side hustle"
the last point (traveling often) is the only one i'd change about him and is the reason i would never approach him like that/ask him out bc we all know how men who travel are like and the risks.
and the relationship part? idk we'd just have kids and live together

>>82689954
>>82688205
not true. asian women are very possessive of their men (unless they have a cuckqueean fetish)

they wanna control from a place of love. the love they experienced from their parents usually involved anger and spanking, so they genuinely believe this is how you "take care" of your man.

Virginity personified.

>>82679463
>if you have a gun, you're more likely to die from a gun
Isn't exactly the opposite?

>>82692546
guns don't kill people. uh uh

>>82679176
>partners in crime
That part made it too obvious. Go wash your face with draino, foid.

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>>82692546
The average goes up because people kill themselves with their gun, or shoot themselves while cleaning it, or if your Sig just shoots you for fun.

Also foids don't want their moids to have guns because they don't want to get shot for doing that foid shit.

>>82692626
Made what obvious?
>foid
I have bad news anon.

I was going to make a long joke post about a pardnership with a magic sword while on a fantasy adventure but I just ain't feeling it.

If I was to answer honestly it would be a relationship with unbreakable trust, unreal understanding, and a strong desire to share stimulating experiences with each other.

I guess what that would look like if taken to a no limits as far as my imagination can go extreme.
I guess someone who I shared a psionic empathic connection with, where even words weren't necessary between us to understand each other, and because of vicarious pleasure through the psychic bond we would want the best for each other as our good experiences are shared in something of a feedback loop.
Oh, and ideally we would both find each other highly physically attractive and inspire each other to be our best selves.

>>82692945
>I was going to make a long joke post about a pardnership with a magic sword while on a fantasy adventure
say it. whatever ur thinking, just say it.

>>82678908
>older than me (ideally 5-10 years older)
>at least the same height as me (5'9)
>actually attracted to me
>wants marriage and children
>willing to let me be a stay at home mom
>likes anime and vidya, or at least doesn't expect me to grow out of anime and vidya
>buys the pokemon version I don't pick so we can trade for version exclusives
>on the heavier side
>dominant, expects me to submit to him
>a bit sadistic at times
>still genuinely loves me and treats me well, but also doesn't take no for an answer
>introverted, but not socially awkward
>we share a bedroom but also both have our own spaces in the house for when we need alone time
>willing to be patient with me and guide me as I learn how to be a functional adult and the perfect wife for him

>>82694412
Unless this is a copypasta just say "a dark triad abusechad for a womanchild" and you'll be spared of a lot of typing.

>>82694828
>womanchild
Nta but this is just trannyspeak. YWNBAW

>is female
>lets me put my head on her chest while she strokes my hair
>Indulges my fantasy of cutting contact with everyone i've ever known including my family and she becomes my only source of human interaction
>slightly dominant but in a motherly way
>tells me i'm not the crazy one. It's everyone else in the world
>Slightly yandere, but in the fun way
>Exclusively wears cotton panties 24/7 around the house because fuck those whores that think you have to wear lace shit to be sexy
>hairy pubes and pits
>Loves God, hates the country
>Has cool autistic obsession and indulges my cool autistic obsession
>Lets me call her mommy
>Calls me good boy
>"Don't worry. I'll be the strong one"
>Housewife cooking and cleaning
>Akward/nervous in bed, but in a cute way
>Virgin except for me
>Not blonde or redhead
>no tats, piercings, makeup
>Moneymaker of the house
>"You don't have to tell me what's wrong. Just let me hold you"
>Watches obscure old films with me
>High sex drive
>Politically indifferent because the world is screwed regardless
>Wants to live innawoods
>Handjobs>blowjobs
>Holds my hand in public to piss off the incels
>Never kisses in public because that is cringe
>Never goes in public because that is scary
>Never talks to anyone besides me
>Slowly descends into maladaptive daydreaming with me
>overdoses on bennedryl with me
>Die in each other's arms
>Nobody knows because we're isolated innawoods
>Bodies discovered after 40 years
>Become creepypasta legends
>Gain immortality

>>82694883
>>slightly dominant but in a motherly way
Is everyone on r9k gay

>>82694838
I'm a guy. I'll never be a woman and I'm glad about it.

>>82694920
Sounds like an AGP in denial, an incel who uses trannyspeak is usually just a tranny. The rope awaits you.

>>82679176
>>we're both virgin NEET hikkis
So basically >have rich parents. Otherwise how would that even work? Is Euro neetbux really enough to allow for a comfortable life?

>>82682372
I want the exact same as you (as a female) except for the >>She's artsy while I'm more grounded
Too bad I'm so mentally ill.

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>>82678908
Well if we're going to be totally unrealistic
BBW with macromastia who is irrationally obsessed with me and understands my hobbies and interests. Also she's hardcore into witchcraft and casts a spell to give me a foot-long cock.

>>82678908
Early 30s motherly type woman who will let me provide and take care of her, let me do random nice things for her ect, but also willing to be supportive of me being afraid of being touched would help me with my feelings of not being worth as much as others, basically help me through alot of trauma.

>>82694904
wanting a gf who shows a bit of motherly dominance is the straightest thing ever
he says "slightly"
i think youre projecting

>>82696514
once a woman hits her 30s, 90% of her eggs are gone.

>>82693491
What would be the point when you can probably guess the joke from the premise alone?

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>>82697203
>caring about fertility in an economy where you will never be able to afford to have kids anyway

>>82678908
Someone who hates me more than I do

>>82697520
lemme guess
ur a fembot
desu

>>82678908
Me balls deep in my dog every night

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>>82679176
>he likes my cats
Deal breaker.

>>82678908
>is my looksmatch, white, 6/10, not fat, BMI < 22, no tattoos or piercings
>cute, silly, playful, cheers me on, when I get home from work she comes running, waiting at the door and wagging her metaphorical tail like a golden retriever.
>likes to talk to me, share stuff about her day, wants to go on little dates and outings with me, wants to play vidya and watch animu with me, likes to ask me for help or advice, does little things for me like handmade gifts, pictures, etc, will show gratitude and reciprocity if I e.g. bring her flowers and other little gifts too.
>clingy AF, when not together (e.g. I'm out of town) we're texting constantly, like exchange >500 whatsapp messages PER DAY during my trip, wants to constantly share gps location, wants to install a spyware app on my phone to monitor if I'm cheating
>is open about the fact that she would literally unironically murder-suicide me then herself if I ever were to actually cheat, the true yandere experience
>will go out of her way to ease any doubts I might have, will voluntarily provide e.g. a paternity test for our kids without me having to even ask.
>wants to have kids, will be a SAHM.
>no "male best friend" or gym coach crush, or work husband or any of that shit, when not with me she basically doesn't speak to non-blood-related males except in a professional capacity (e.g. she can obviously still talk to a male doctor, buy groceries in a store with a male cashier, etc, I'm not some fundamentalist muslim or some shit, I just don't want any male close friends that she actually voluntarily hangs out with on a regular basis, because as a man I know >90% of male friends just want to get in her pants)
>was a virgin until our wedding night

yeah, sounds pretty much perfect.

>>82679033
Human beings are naturally polygamist.

>>82678908
Pushes me in front of a moving train.

That's pretty much it.

>>82697460
stfu kike. Africans have like 12 kids in a village.