why do men stop talking to me when i mention that im autistic?
>>82682357but autistic girls are fun to talk to
>15. All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.
>>82682357Why do people make threads pretending that they're trying to make friends?
dude horses lmao...I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
>>82682370>15. All poitical/racist threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /pol/.I just made this place at least 200% cooler
>>82682357>why do men stop talking to me when i mention that im autistic?Because you're Chad only.
>>82682357Because you're talking to a type of man that is put off by it. I personally can't stand the shy types that barely talk.
>>82682357They are unbased and low iq
>>82682395i would prefer that tbqh but i got banned for posting ponies a few days ago and am now warning you about the incoming janny nuke
Autists smell like poop and goyslop. Autistic girls are all very weird and into shotaThey're also touch-repulsed and generally can't form meaningful adult romantic relationships.
>>82682413oh no!guess me and OP will need to make the best of our time and PLAP
>>82682443>Autistic girls are all very weird and into shotaBased
>>82682364yea personally i think autistic people are the best kind of people to talk to, and im not just saying that because im autistic>>82682374the only true power of friendship is weed.>>82682407what's wrong with shy people? >>82682443Youre talking based on your own experiences lmao
>>82682452Sweet dreams, Flutter Butter.
>>82682467>Youre talking based on your own experiences lmaoAutists share traits. If OP is actually diagnosed autistic (Like Special Ed tier) then she fits the mold. If she's someone who diagnosed herself for Internet Cool Points, then she can fuck right off
Is barneyfag still alive
>>82682357Its probably less of the autistic thing and more to do with being a cringe brony fag
>>82682484I am diagnosed. Wdym by fit the mold tho?
>>82682505Here are traits which I'm sure a diagnosed autistic will recognize.
>>82682491I hardly share my interests with people and I'm not even a brony lmao
>>82682516Lack of interaction and eye contact r the only things that i can relate
>>82682490It's sort of funny he's been at it long enough some of the posts he spergs at are made by women who just had incidental contact with MLP as the target audience now
>>82682490And yes he's still around I saw him a few days ago, but the jannies filtered his usual images so he did something weird with it where they're surrounded by a border of randomized rainbow pixels
>>82682592lee won doe
>>82682357>why do men stop talking to me when i mention that im autistic?Prove itheinous9591
>>82682490>Is barneyfag still alivei love youyou love menow show me your facei gotta peehttps://youtu.be/6D08yJL4rks
>>82682357>>82682395>>82682452You freaks should all be gunned down
>>82682516Those are mostly the low-IQ traits, whereas a high-IQ (~115>=) non-autist like me may list radically different traits. Such as, information sharing being greater value than emotion sharing. Open mindedness and acknowledgement which is intuitive to a fellow autist but invisible and emotionally offensive to a non-autist.
>>82682491Yeah, this seems pretty reasonable
>>82682698>You freaks should all be gunned downhe's here
I would like to see a future where you never exist
A world where your kind is shot on sight
>>82682698>>>/mlp/ brb gotta clop can't stop
Like the moment where you try to normalize your dumbass infantilization like now
Then it becomes your final moment on earth
>>82682357It's autismism.
Before you face the gun
>>82682698What the fuck is Barney? I'm not a boomer, sorry unc.
It will be a one-sided battle
can someone explain what the barneyfags deal is? i can't make any sense of the collection of images and words he posts
One that you would never win
Your little crusade to try to normalize your lack of development
>>82682743most of them are comparing mlp to barney implying bronies are retards
Will not reach the light of day
It will die with you
It will be a surefire fact
An event that will come in your future
To take you out and leave you dead
To reduce you to a skeleton
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGEThe original brony was Christian Weston Chandler who brought the meme to 4chan in 2007. Albeit prior to this bronism did in fact exist to a lesser degree, it did not reach the popular heights it has today without satirical posts which drove it to widespread knowledge amongst the public and 4chan sceners. This lead to it being mistaken as genuine rather than satire and that further lead to its widespread adoption by true freaks with fetishist motivation akin to other basement dwelling neckbearded and sexless furries.
And smash the bones that remain
You are cut from this existence
Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh, gals. My name is Christian Chandler; I am here, and y'all are there. [chuckles]This message is for everyone of the present and the future, beyond this date: February 24th, 2007th. My birthday. My 25th birthday. [holds up 2 fingers]I am high-functioning autistic, and in my 25 years, I have seen and learned so much. And today, I am share-intend to share some wise words that I hope each and every one of you will take to heart and will offer yourself and everyone else a better, brighter future.First off, remember that going to school is not a torture. It is a place of learning, a place for growing, a place where you form the spilling of your own opinions, your own feelings, and your own personality. So learn everything you are able to, and grow with it.Now, you should also be able to try something for yourself, before forming praise or detest of it. As long as those things will not harm you, or shorten your lifetime in any way, it's totally cool.What is totally NOT cool, though, is thinking or doing these things, which are very harmful to you, and definitely gr-will gross out those around you that don't do it, because I haven't done it and I don't like it-doing either of them. You should avoid at all costs smoking, drinking alcohol, and intaking any similar icky dangerous stuff. And smoking will eventually cause cancer, and it will-you'll be more likely to get heart attacks, viruses, and your life will be cut drastically short. They don't call cigarettes and cigars "death sticks" for nothing, other than killing you slowly. If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon. [Desi walks to front of the house in the background] And for, uh, alcohol, they'll cause, uh, liver dysfunction, kidney prob-kidney failures, and uh, not only that, but, when you get drunk enough, bar fights and automobile accidents.
i think lee was defeated guys
So it's a real slow-acting poison. And I haven't done either one, and look at me now, I'm, uh... [puffs out his chest as a truck passes by blasting AC/DC from the stereo] fit as a fiddle, and I'm livin' twenty-five, hopin' to live on to be about eighty to a hundred. And y'all-hopefully, y'all will get a chance to get up to that ripe old age, as well. Now, among the better things you should definitely try before despising, is some of the hobbies of those of your own-opposite gender. Like, uh, for example, if you are a young gentleman, I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice. And also, uh, you can pretend that, uh, the pony is, uh, that girl you want to take you wanna take out to-you wanna take out sometime, and talk to the pony like you would talk to the girl.Now for the, uh, ladies I would recommend... a good old Autobot from Transformers. Because you can get to learn how to examine the mechanics... and variations of... each and every... I mean, of the, uh, Autobot you have... like, uh, you would tr-like you would learn how... a man... works. And it'll allow you to feel more comfortable in approaching, and talking to, that boy you've been flirtin' from a distance, or, uh, just have been, uh, flirting with from a distance. And, uh, hopefully, uh, all you have to do is just end up and say "hello". I mean, it's not so hard. All you have to do is say "hello" to the man, ladies; that's all. And everything will just get going from there. And also, uh, with the, uh, Autobot, while it's in vehicle mode you can pret-drive down that imaginary fast lane.
>>82682751but barney is based? why would being compared to barney be bad
Made to die for your sins
But any-in any case, uh, while few people may ridicule you, you should not worry about it, because most everybody will be o-totally okay with it, because it won't matter. It won't matter, because... [completely loses his place] ...they see you enjoyin' it, and it's totally cool, if you're enjoying it. So you enjoy it, just do it-don't worry about other people's opi-pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total peanuts. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?Also keep in mind that, while you're playin' with these things, you should keep in mind of what your true, original gender is. Because, uh, it's like you worry about that girl you want to take on a date-YOUNG MAN!-or, uh, likewise, you feel more comfortable to approach that boy-by just saying "hello"-that you've been checkin' out from a distance-YOUNG LADY!-and hopefully in due time or now, each and every one of you will stay straight. You know, girl for boy, boy for girl? Everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey. Not just for me, not for The Big Man Upstairs, not for your family, but do it for, uh, yourself, and for-and for the benefits of everyone in the future: your children, your children's children... And, besides, if you stray away from the straight path, it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.Also, girls and ladies, don't just go over gaga, over the handsome rich boys... and men... because they may turn out to be disrespectful and distasteful in their personality.
Mutilated beyond any kind of recognition
You are left to die horrifically
The cold ground is where you rot
You should take into consideration all the other gentlemen that you may have considered, that may be less attractive, or equally-less or moderately. Because those will-because they will likely have a better personality that you will-that you will generally enjoy and like, and they may end up having a brighter future for themselves. Like, look at me now-I'm shootin' this movie for a DVD... that's gon-that I hope will be shown in a couple of schools, at least.Now, uh, also, uh... also, when you-when each and every one of you has a true general understanding of the, uh, opposite gender, and after that-finding that special MAN-LADIES!-or that special GIRL-GENTLEMEN!-always keep the... heart and memories of times that you two felt most attracted to each other, because that will be a key point to recovering from any disputes or arguments that you two might have in the future. Otherwise, so you two will just be darn happy with each other. But it's not all always gonna be peaches and cream or strawberry shortcakes. [Chris sighs] And also remember, you two should KEEP each other, because there will be nobody else-no matter how much you think about it-nobody else that can replace that special someone-him for her or... her for him-there's just nobody else...there's no substitute for that first one.
To be eaten by worms and maggots
>>82682838tell lee that not me
And now, I leave you with the lessons that you should have-I hope you have learned from my message. You should all-you should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... or... when you play with things that may not s-that may not seem like you-or whatever. Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.
>>82682700>whereas a high-IQ (~115>=) non-autist like meAll Hail King Tard, everybody. He can change his own diaper
>>82682879>He can change his own diaperI just sharted again this one was PRESIDENTIAL.
>>82682357>why don't people want to babysit me and explain things every 5 minutes
>>82682888TRIPLE EIGHTSEVERYONE MASTURBATES
>>82682868Please shoot your fucking brains out with a shotgun, it would do wonders for this earth
OKAY MATESit's a racedon't cheatbeat your meatlook at feetif that's your feetishwhatever turns you on is your thingand that's alright
>>82682787Bronies weren't a thing before gen 4 came out in 2010
I personally do not get turned on by a foot. That's too short, I prefer about 5 feet or more.
>>82682787I got into MLP ironically because of how triggered it made 4chan. I liked the first season but quit after the second. Thank God I left the fandom before the freaks picked it up.I bought a Hot Topic Rainbow Dash hoodie just to piss people off. My sister took it and probably destroyed it.
>>82682917Read the link or ink pink you zombie brainless stink
>>82682829Mods hate him. They'll ban him but keep the thread up just to spite him. Lee always comes back though. They'll usually let him sperg until the thread naturally dies once he stops bumping it to go harass another thread
