>your stinky 'tism girlfriend has been yapping about her autistic hyperfixation for 3 hours non-stopWhat would you do?
>>82692230>What would you do?Indulge her then make her some tendies and choccy milk for dinner
>>82692230Keep talking about airplanes with her and have a good time for another 6 hours
>>82692230Listen to her obviously. Then once she's done I'll pin her down and plow her.
>>82692230>What would you do?seggs c:<
>>82692242She will never be done
>>82692230Are people actually attracted to people who look like the girl on the left
>>82692250Of course!Why do you ask? Do you look like that?
>>82692250yes (jeffrey epstein, p.diddy, etc)
>>82692230Gib hug. Tell her she's adorable and I love to her this excited. If I'm actually getting tired of hearing it, I'd ask her if we could pick it up later since I'm just kind of not feeling it right now, and assure her I still care.Women are delicate. You gotta be nice to them or else they crumble into dust.
>>82692261diddy was interested in voyeurism and being a cuck lol
>>82692250i would hope so i kinda look like that ;n;
>>82692289Now this is the part where robots proposition you and ask for your socials
>>82692289Ah dude that's like my favorite female phenotype. They're adorable.
>>82692250yes but uh a little older the girl on the picture looks like the guy's daughter
>>82692323what phenotype?
>>82692345Pale with the scraggly hair and freckles. Glasses are a plus too.
>>82692230she wouldn't look that cute, that's for sure
>>82692394As long as she>weighs less than me>is shorter than me>has a healthy BMIshe is cute.I don't think that's an impossible bar.
>>82692459realistic standards for once
>>82692394do guys like glasses? like what if they are just like really practical looking and not fashionable or sexy at all?
>>82692477NTA but absolutely glasses make women look even cuter
>>82692477oops meant this for >>82692372sorry i hope you get it
i need an answer to this honestly:do guys actually like it when a girl skips a few showers or is it just some degeneracy?
>>82692230Relax and just keep talking with her about it. As long as she'll listen to my own autistic hyperfixated rants then I'm more than fine to indulge her. Knowing the kind of person I am, I'd also likely be giving her tidbits of info related to what she's into or telling her about how X thing she said is like Y thing from something else.
Pretend to care then ask for some nudes
>>82692477>>82692495I generally am not a fan of the high fashion BS a lot of girls get into. I'm big into my nerds and weirdos. Can't speak for other guys.But yeah, glasses are cute as long as they aren't aggressively weird, like having a super bright and thick rim or whatever.
>>82692230Impregnate her
>>82692516No, they don't like that. It's a fetish for some guys. Most guys don't want you smelling awful.
>>82692516You have no idea how low the bar is, nonny...
i wish i had a bf who i could just yap to for hours and hours ;-;
>>82692516I don't mind but If it's been like a week then yeah that would be kinda gross(I personally wouldn't mind if my gf didn't wear deodorant very often but that's just me)
>>82692516I tend to not really care either way. I like the natural way girls smell as long as they don't actually smell like rot, but a good soap or perfume also smells nice.But again, I'm kinda weird and I can't speak for other dudes.
>>82692574In my experience the girls who say this don't actually want it. If you're serious and it is what you want then your best bet to keep him yappin' is to actually ask him questions and to not just say "That's neat" or "cool" every once and a while.
>>82692574man I wish my ex was like that I really wanted to know about her interests but sadly I was the one that was talking about my interests most of the time, not like I didn't let her talk is just that she preferred it when I was the one talking
>>82692516I think a girl smells the best when she is a little fermented
>>82692230idc about the QOTT but this is the ideal height difference between a man and a woman
>>82692516Yes. Ass-stink, pussy-stink, armpit-stink, feet-stink. I want to be your bidet.
>>82692230I wish it was autistic yapping of her interests instead of what bullshit her family has said or other similar nonsense. You fucking code and play games. For the love of all that is holy just talk about those things like holy fuck.
>>82692516No. It's just retards on the internet who memed this into a joke. They actually believe this but every time they have actually got it realized thsr they didn't want it. It's the same thing as women. Women don't want some guy that hasn't showered in days. Most men don't want this from a woman either. But come onto 4chan and that's all they fucking talk about in every single fucking thread.
>>82692516The answer to that several days in is pheromonesAnything after that is just pure degeneracy and some faggot who gets off to smelling the excrement of bad bacteriaAnd yes, I do enjoy it, why wouldn't I like to smell a woman instead of some flower bullshit?
>>82692516I guess it depends on the guy. Just ask him if you should take a shower.
>>82692710You're a fucking retarded virgin, a woman or a faggotI love absolutely eating my girlfriend out when she's skipped two showers and licking her all over, and then fucking her because I can't contain myself
>>82692733I'm neither of those and I know you are a virgin. Unwashed pussy is foul as fuck and tastes awful. Like I said another retard.
>>82692747It's not about the taste
>>82692256>Do you look like that?Yes (male)
>>82692747I can go upstairs and get under the covers with her and go to town, she's unemployed and I love her and take care of her.You're just a faggot who needs to smell some body wash or your "girlfriend" has an infection or a shit diet. It's not a fucking restaurant, faggot.You aren't fucking salivating after the taste and swallowing it. You're hitting massaging her clit or folds with your tongue. That's the entire purpose, you retarded virgin.
>>82692230shut her up with a kiss so good it'll make her blush a deeper red than a tomatothen tell her she's cute when she yaps
>>82692762Big if trueHow "tall" are you and are you cute?
>>82692230I hope she does stimming with her hands. That's the cutest.
>>82692951My gf stims on the bed with her legs, it is really fucking cute
>>82692230Shit his leg is wider than her waist. What the fuck?
>>82692230What kind of self-respecting man would date a girl like that who can't take care of herself?
>>82692230It's not going to happen because normgroids want to eradicate autism and every brain variation. You have them to thank
>>82692516I dont know what women smell like at all. but I assume they smell good from the pheremones or something. I also assume that less showering means more potency as opposed to just boring soap. I also have strong caretaker instincts so things like brushing hair or washing her sound nice.
>>82692574yeah but in return you are learning about german tanks.
>>82692230that's kinda cute. Like the violinist I knew who would yap about baroque music for hours.At least shes not yapping about reality TV or the most recent tay Tay drama.
My autistic gf used to yap about antisemitic conspiracy theories for hours.It sort of stopped after she had to be taken to a mental ward. And now she takes ADHD medication which has really toned down her yapping, like she is almost a normie.
>>82693132>clipping the wings of an angelOur society is cruel, rotten to the core.
>>82692230Wash her then smash your dick into her.
>>82693200Why would you put OP's dick into your girlfriend?
>>82692802>How "tall" are you Short>and are you cute?Maybe in the way an animal is cute
>>82693260>Maybe in the way an animal is cuteambiguous...Like a little cat or a puppy? Or one of those ugly animals like a platypus or a molerat?
>>82692230>What would you do?Plap plap plap plap plap
>>82692230what do I do if i look like that girl on the left but i'm a boy and 5'2?
>>82693578it means you need to get raped (by me)
>>82693132thats so sad, they ruined her. make her detox the meds to get a femgoebbels
>>82692230This but instead of something she's interested in or passionate about it's another evening of her complaining about work as soon as I get home
>>82693833I remember how she used to rant how the jews actually have some sort of mind controlling device installed to CRT televisions back in the 1950's. Like literally. And that was the reason why LCD televisions didn't catch on until the late 2000's.
>>82692230i have had this situationanytime she would start yapping too much i would start touching her and escalating it until i was fucking hershe was always fine with it, very rarely did she have a problem of essentially paying me with pussy to listen to her yap wildlyautistic girls are mega red pilling though because if you dont keep their instincts triggered they will very clearly let you know but if you manage to keep them hooked they just submit to your whims, mine was as obsessed with sucking dick as she was her focus on art deco architecture.ended up dumping her because you cant relax with an autistic girl you always have to be putting up an aggressive and dominant attitude, was tiring
>>82693922I know this feel. I had a tism gf who I had to be on my toes all the time. Giving even a little in to her demands turned her into a nightmare.
>>82693922>>82693944My dream career would be professional autist girl tamer.
>>82692230Ask questions and listen intently while groping her breasts and ass
>>82692230i had a cute foid exactly like that and she just discarded me and it meant nothing to her. women are evil and should havw no rights.should have
>>82692230There is nothing that women take an interest in enough to talk about for 3 hours except bitching.
>>82694161yep gotta really go full redpill on them and control them, protect them from themselves. autistic girls run full on instinct, thus they redpill you or they leave you>>82694075it gets tiring, they are far more work than a normal girl and you can never let your guard up because if you slip up they will immediately go running to their orbiting autists online looking for a new place to go
>>82692230That's most women, they never shut up.
>>82693132Tragic...Society needs to fall.
>>82692516Yes we actually like it, I wish my wife would shower less often.
>>82692230[x] Put it in
>>82693435I've been compared to a cat.
>>82692230>>your stinky 'tism girlfriend has been yapping about her autistic hyperfixation for 3 hours non-stop
>>82692516I don't but that doesn't mean that girls can't naturally smell good, think "clean skin" but actually more than thatthere's also malodor that is pretty neutral, but yeah, at a point it gets gross
>>82692230start fingering her until she cant talk properly and then fuck the shit out of her and after i nut start to yap about my tism hyperfixation instead
>>82692516find a balance for when you smell girly but not stinky, shower just often enough to stay in that zone
Kill her and then rape her. I hate autists
>>82692239Literally date night. love my gf
>>82692250you mean children? Yes a lot of people on this site seem to be theres even a guy that spams posts about a lolicon gf every day
>>82692230Pet her then go back to ignoring her.>>82692250I am, and I look like the guy on the right. I prefer long hair though.
>>82697094That's a very good wayvof thinking
>>82692230listen to her with full eye contact and engagement while I knead my sourdough
Tune her out keep nodding occasionally and run my fingers through her hair until she's tired and go to bed
>>82698044Thanks. I think of girls like pets. I love them but I don't listen to them or take them seriously. And sometimes you gotta smack em.
>>82692239>Indulge her then make her some tendies and choccy milk for dinnerPretty much.Then dick her down. Well.
>>82696918>start fingering her until she cant talk properlyUnironically my fetish.
>>82698133i hate you but i want a bf who treats me like his pet.
>>82692250She's Ghibli and adorable, yes. The only thing I didn't like about my big titty autistic smelly gf was the smelly part. She really did have a stink to her. I just couldn't get over it. Pussy was fresh, but she just had this odor coming off of her body even after taking a shower that just got to be too much after a couple days together. She was such an enthusiastic fuck though. That's the part I miss. T_T
>>82693578>>82696585Both of yous need to join my harem of autistic femboys
>>82698296lol you have to ask me properly if you want something.
>>82698399bark bark bark bark >:(
>>82698663I'll never take you home at this rate.
>>82698340>haremI'd get too jealous desu.
>>82699695>clingy jealous autistic short bf with glassesyou're perfnever change qt
>>82692230yeah pretty easy
Just gradually slide my hand between her legs and see how long she can yap while I grope her.
>>82700363>autistic yapping gradually turns into moaningdiamond dick. ropes.
>>82692230Listen, and engage with her in the topicBut if it's something I don't like at all, like hate, then i'd dump her
>>82692250Not me, but i'm sure there areThere's plenty of pedos on the internet
>>82692516I know there are guys that do, but I don't particularly. If you need a shower, then you need a shower and it's gross not to have one when you need oneI don't get the appeal. I think it's because those guys are smelly dirty bastards and they want a girl they can relate to or something
no i will not M today
>>82692230I will protect my princess' feelings
>>82692516if i like her smelli would be angry if she showers or shaves her pubes/pitsim sure i would steal her unwashed exercise clothing and SNIFF throughout the dayif she has harry legs i think its okay to shave that
>>82699782>you're perfAh, thank you anon. Reading that made me happy.
I wanna molest her so hard she forgets all the molesting her dad used to do.
>>82692230is there a reason to be hostile towards her for that ? anyway, it seems like i would similar to this hypothetical creature , so what's the point in attacking my own mirror ?
>>82692516If you're really attracted to someone their natural scent smells good to you, but we're talking between 1-3 days or so, beyond that it can be a turn off
>>82692230How do I find an autistic girl to keep in a cage?
>>82692459perfectly said. girls have the right to look for men that are "taller than them", but I absolutely remain steadfast in that my girl must be slimmer than me and have a healthy BMI.putting the fork down really isn't hard.
>she sits on your lap>you feel something damp>you realise she isn't wearing anything under her shirt
>>82692230reminds me of my fiancee. half the time she's cuddling a stuffed animal while we're talking about whatever. I do my best to cherish and protect her.
Admit it, you want to marry and impregnate your 'tism gf, don't you, anon?
>>82705372i did not deny it at any point
>>82705372That would be irresponsible.
>>82705658This.She will get my cum in her pussy only if she learns not to be so autistic.
>>82692230>stinky 'tism girlfriendhow do you meet such a woman?>"you dont"yeah i know. entertain me with a different answer please.
>>82692516highly depends on many factors
>>82706797they dont go outside. you need to go to them.
>>82706797>>82708245Break through their windows.
>>82692230"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet."ZAMN
>>82698179let me hit it then nigga i will make sure u cant talk
It can get quite exhausting. I have a 4'9 geeky gremlin gf and she yaps 24/7. We often talk on discord while gaming and 99% of the conversation is done by her.Honestly I like her but she gives me tinnitus.
>>82708900I wish this would happen to me, I don't care how pathetic or desperate that sounds
>>82708942You really are pathetic. Real neet energy
>>82692268>You gotta be nice to themshigma balls
>>82692516>orWrong word. I actually like it, and it's some degeneracy. I cope with "no showers in the jungle" - that is to say, my sexual compulsion towards the 'filthy degeneracy' that is a long-unwashed woman is just an expression of something primal and natural, detached from modern sensibilities but not detached at all from healthy mating behavior.
>>82692574you can yap to me genuinely indefinitely so long as you don't care that i essentially ignore what you are saying totally and don't retain any of it, AND you are 100% sexually available on demand
>>82694278wrong. they can also gossip and also explain gossip-and-bitching tv shows (real housewives etc) for legitimately hours
>>82698133wise but i don't like having pets so unfortunately this means that i despise women even viewed this way and even when they are essentially behaving well
>>82709609So sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma
>>82692230>What would you do?Tell her she can keep talking while she let's me pronebone her holes.
>>82710106And then see how much she can yap as she moans
I have a gf like that. She literally never stops yapping. Even when we have sex she just talks and talks and talks.
>>82692230I shove my cock in her mouth and fuck her face, gabbing her by her hair and shoving my cock so far down her throat that she doesn't have the option to not to swallow my cum if she wants to not choak. then afterwards Id stroke her hair and cuddle with her and tell her i love her as I fall asleep with her warm against my body.
I wanna shower her while she plays with something autistic
Doggystyle while listening to her yapping.
>*stimming excitedly with hands*>"...and and then she turns into a robot and she has laser guns as her arms and then the evil space king shoots with the plasma gun and the music goes 'dun dun dun dun dun duuuun' and then the planet explodes and the lasers go 'pew pew' and then..."At what point it's no longer worth it?
>>82692230>>82705070>>82705372>>82710751>plot twist: "she" is trans.
>>82692230i actually look like her but i dont have a bf to yap to ;^;
Finger her clit until she forgets what she was yapping about
>>82692230I had this for a few weeks before I was dumped. I will never recover.
>>82692230>>82705070>>82705372>>82710751Just slop some porn already.
