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what's the lowest acceptable number of weekly showers your dream gf can have?

NAHMI said she goes days without showering
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Not sure I haven't been around a girl enough to know what that smells like
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>>82697237
I have to shower everyday or else I stink and cant sleep
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>>82697237
depends if she stays at home and does the housework, or goes outside a lot.
I don't care if she doesn't shower if she stays at home
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>>82697237
>>NAHMI said she goes days
that's fine. east asian women don't really smell like BO like that.
even if it was a white woman if we're talking aout three days, that's not really bad. it's even pleasant.
5 days to a week is when the bacterial shit gets really bad. but of course that depends on activity level, genetics, could be less, probably not too much longer though.
therefore, the lowest number acceptable number of weekly showers my dream gf can have, is 2.
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Daily shower, weekly bath. If not your a disgusting piece of shit whether you are male or female.
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I love girls like this, their imagination, and the way they express themselves :}
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>>82697237
IF YOU want your cute fembot gf to shower more than once a week, you're gay
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>>82697237
A girl who takes care of herself will take at least a daily shower. I was with a girl who showered in the morning and showered before we'd meet up.

Maybe I personally would accept every other day, but I've never dealt with that so I do not know for sure. 2 is ideal but daily is probably acceptable.
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>>82697237
>shower daily, shave daily, put maximum effort in to myself
>moids prefer unwashed unshaved women
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>>82697237
If she showered every other day, I would tolerate it but I wouldn't like it. Less often than that, I think I'd have to dump her.
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>>82698171
I prefer you putting in effort honestly.
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>>82698171
shaving is cool
showering, not so much
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>>82698171
>it's not fair that the opposite sex prefers those who don't put in the great effort to remove their pheromones and secondary sexual characteristics
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>>82698889
its a sensory issue thing. im not gonna stop anyways, fuck what men prefer ill die a khhv before i grow a bush
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>>82698911
Then go ahead and die with that bald baby vagina you stupid bitch.
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Wanting a stinky woman who doesn't give a fuck about what you think of her is a sign of very low self-esteem and perhaps even self-hatred
You subconsciously believe that you do not deserve a decent woman who takes care of herself and wants to be at her best around you
Then you turn that into a sexual fetish as a coping mechanism
There's a difference between a natural scent that doesn't get covered up by soap and an odour of an unwashed body
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>>82698962
Sorry fag, I'll be taking the musky bedrot fembot who sits on my face
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if I go a day without showering I feel like someone's covered me in vegetable oil
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>>82698945
thanks, i will. committing suicide in 2 months for my 20th birthday. reply with more encouragements
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>>82699025
It doesn't have to be this way. All you have to do is put down the razor and let your body be in its natural state.
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>>82699044
nah, my suicide isnt about men not being attracted to me anyway. besides the feeling of hair will drive me insane and ill end up doing it either way lmao
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>>82699053
well, what is it about?
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>>82699053
You probably just think you don't like the feeling because you think stubble is a bush. Once it gets grown out to its proper length it'll feel soft and fluffy instead of sharp and jagged.
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>>82699084
i failed life and cant recover, i posted the story here yesterday i can link it

>>82699087
ive had a full grown bush and the hair is rough and course, feels wiry and leaves in grown hairs. also when i get my period the blood clots stick to the hairs so i constantly need to clean it and had to wash in the bath several times a day. it was fucking disgusting. it didnt that with feces too. and toilet paper. thinking about it makes me wanna vomit
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>>82697237
That is disgusting and I am not judging her per se. Depression can hit you hard and make basic hygiene harder than usual. In general, not showering and not conducting hygiene is gross. Male or female.
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>>82699121
Just have a moid be responsible for taking care of it like a well-tended garden.
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>>82697237
7 to 14 depending on her feet and butthole
a shower takes literally 5 minutes
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>>82698911
>its a sensory issue thing.
hate how stupid fucking cunts everywhere say this instead of "I don't like it" nowadays
just got to be a quirk chungus using the heckin pop psych lingo
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>>82697237
She should only be showering and shaving when I tell her to, desu
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>>82699170
no man is gonna pick shit, clots and toilet paper out of their girlfriends bush unless theyre the most disgusting freak ever and thatd be more off putting than anything. doesnt even matter cause like ive already discussed, my death date is in 2 months

>>82699181
nah for me its a sensory thing, im autistic. if im touching someone else id hate it on them as well (tho ive never gotten the chance to touch someone)
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>>82697237
I decided to subscribe to this channel. From now on I will be a devout follower and froth at the mouth waiting for a new upload, constantly anticipating.
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>>82699244
>pick
it's called taking a shower together and shampooing and conditioning your pubes
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I mean if they are averse to daily showers daily then i can settle for TPA washing but like 3 days is max
Hair is whatever it smells god tier no matter what (i sniff every girls hair i date)
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>>82699269
did you just skip over the part where i said it needed to be cleaned several times daily otherwise that stuff would stick or are you not listening to anything i said on purpose. id need to clean it everytime i pissed if i was with someone otherwise theyd be looking at clumps of toilet paper in my pubic hair
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>>82699328
If you were with someone he'd be the one cleaning it for you.
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>>82699328
I dunno what toilet paper you're using nona but my gf doesn't have this problem, and she bedrots for a few days regularly. She also uses pads and doesn't have a problem with clots like that. I will fuck her when she's on her period, pretty much and for a bit after up until ovulation (because I'm not using condoms.)
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>>82699350
thats fucking disgusting if a man would be willing to clean a womans vagina 10+ times a day like a fucking baby. ive already said id never grow a bush. id rather die alone (and im ending my life in 2 months anyways)

>>82699351
whatever toilet paper my mother buys. my pubes get wiry so literally anything catches on them including that

>my gf doesnt have that problem
not every womans body is the same
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>>82697237
0.25. Just once a month to clean up after her period. Otherwise she stays stinky.
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>>82699244
>nah for me its a sensory thing, im autistic
this is the new "fibromyalgia" for women along with "long covid"
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>>82699121
>i failed life and cant recover, i posted the story here yesterday i can link it
sure, I have nothing else better to do if you are still here
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>>82699244
>cause like ive already discussed, my death date is in 2 months
sorry i overlooked this to continue insulting you
why are you dying? can we have a romantic "last 2 months to live doomed love" relationship before you gracelessly expire, or are you too ugly for that?
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>>82699384
You ungrateful bitch
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>>82699425
no thanks. not ugly but im not gonna date someone under gross pretenses and besides im in love with someone (not a boyfriend fyi)

>>82699416
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82691423/#82691704
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>>82699456
>gross pretenses
>the plot to a number of corny romcoms which I happen to enjoy
>not a boyfriend
t. wastes her final months on being a dyke
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>>82699456
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82691423/#82691704
I rescind my offer. You're an idiot and idk if you will kys for real or not but I'd put money on not and I don't feel strongly about it one way or the other because women consistently use threats of suicide as a tool for manipulation
also if you have scoliosis you are probably not attractive, but your personality is definitively awful based on that post
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>>82699487
>>82699478
I'm sorry, this post was mean and the insults were unnecessary. I should've used more professional language rather than provocative nonsense. Still, there is a lot of truth in those posts. Good luck in your endeavors.
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>>82699478
theres a romcom where 2 people meet on r9k in a thread about pubes where the guy bullies her for hating them and then they date and she kills herself? romcoms are shit anyways

the person i love is male you dolt, but hes not my boyfriend

>>82699487
i wasnt considering it anyways and i plan on succeeding. i am indeed a miserable and awful person

my scoliosis isnt noticeable physically but it causes pain nonetheless
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>>82699493
if youre going to be mean just stick to it, its fine, it doesnt bother me anyways. used to it
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>>82699456
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82691423/#82691704
didn't you say you aren't even 20? I'm not even going to lie to you and say everything in life is going to get better, but you could still turn things around. sounds like you just tried to succeed too fast. you could still get your ged, try to work your way up from smaller colleges with financial assistance, and work to help pay for things. you still have plenty of time left.
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>>82699510
No, that's not who I want to be as a person. I dislike your attitude but I think it's more productive to explain it in a more even handed way.
>theres a romcom where 2 people meet on r9k in a thread about pubes where the guy bullies her for hating them and then they date and she kills herself? romcoms are shit anyways
That's a different guy; I also dislike pubic hair for the same reasons you do. I'm very clean for the same reasons, etc. Especially when I have someone else to meet a standard for (I don't)

I don't ever shower less than once a day unless I will not be leaving the house, and even then I don't often, because it makes the bedding and subsequently the house stink and then that's just more work.
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>>82699536
>>82699498
>theres a romcom where 2 people meet on r9k
No, I'm sure there are numerous examples wherein someone is dying and a romance blossom arounds that--it's a trope. One that comes to mind is Eat My Pancreas or something like that.
>>82699513
She thinks she was destined for success from a young age and that it's over now. Binary thinking--maybe she really is autistic.
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>>82697237
this woman still has friends and i dont sadly
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>>82699513
im not american. we dont have ged programs. i have to pay for tafe and pay to get into uni. im not sure i even qualify for assistance now. my scholarship wouldve covered uni entirely but ill be forced into thousands of dollars of debt instead

also something not mentioned in the story is that after i realised my failures i did psychedelics and permanently fucked my brain and im scared of men and going outside, and i think it killed most of my intelligence too because i cant do what i used to. i dont think theres any point in trying to recover what i lost
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>>82699553
she's playing a character, like everyone on YouTube since the 2010s... obviously she has friends
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>>82699573
>also something not mentioned in the story is that after i realised my failures i did psychedelics and permanently fucked my brain and im scared of men and going outside, and i think it killed most of my intelligence too because i cant do what i used to. i dont think theres any point in trying to recover what i lost
Are you from Prague by any chance? Come visit me and do psychs with me and get some R&R and we'll fix you right up.
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>>82699536
im already aware my attitude is shitty, you dont have to explain it to me. its fine to dislike and insult me for it

but im glad someone understands showering and shaving regularly ITT

>>82699580
im not from europe and i will never touch psychedelics again. nor would i meet some random man from r9k to do them, im not stupid enough to do that
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>>82697237
Don't care, as long as she smells good. Though maybe it might be a problem if her hair gets really greasy.

She's a phony btw.
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>>82699573
>im not american. we dont have ged programs. i have to pay for tafe and pay to get into uni. im not sure i even qualify for assistance now. my scholarship wouldve covered uni entirely but ill be forced into thousands of dollars of debt instead
well, I can't really say much on that. I only know what's what in america. as for the drugs, I also really have no reference on it. I just drink sometimes. was an alcoholic at one point, and I can empathize with feeling dumber, but you are still young. do you have online classes where you live? maybe try doing those or even just self educate a little and see if you can recover from it. take it one step at a time. don't try to rush forward. you're young and still have time. do you have family or anyone? just try going out a little bit every day with one of them if you can. baby steps.
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>>82699628
Well good luck with your journey
>nor would i meet some random man from r9k to do them, im not stupid enough to do that
But I'm a good person with your best interests in mind
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>>82699638
its ok. i already know how it is here, i looked at so many options over the years to try recover my situation. anything i wanted to do requires classes at the campus. i tried an online class for something mundane (some retarded receptionist job) and ended up dropping out because it required me to speak and do stuff i hated.
i still self educate but its like i cant retain much at all. like my capacity to remember stuff got smaller. it all feels pointless and just makes me think about what i lost as well

its not like im incapable of going outside, i can do stuff and speak to strangers, but im in a constant state of anxiety, stress, borderline fear, and i feel the urge to run away and go home to my bed
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>>82699700
why not try to be a data scientist or something? it seems like something that would be more results oriented. yea, you're not going to be changing the world, but you could make some money doing it then leapfrog to something else.
>but im in a constant state of anxiety, stress, borderline fear, and i feel the urge to run away and go home to my bed
have you gotten professional help? do you just go outside once a month or what?
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>>82699738
This person's concept of what they wanted to do was "doctor or lawyer or scientist or something" and you think they need specific examples? They need a total attitude adjustment and that will only come with time and perhaps a few more doses of reality.
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but you will get to wash her for her when shes very down and low energy. then your bond develops even closer as she blushes. this is how women react based on my studies of the relevant literature (manga and anime.)
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>>82699738
since i didnt graduate highschool, id need to do a tafe course and achieve cert 3 (depending on multiple factors, it could take 1-3 years and would cost probably a few thousand dollars). the course is also an in person course. then id need to go to uni, hopefully get in, spend 3 years doing full time, in person study (its the only option available) to get a bachelors, and it costs $10k per year. AND the course only takes place in campuses far away from where i live. for a job i never thought nor wanted to do in the first place. even if i did do something i wanted, it all ends the same. its just too much work, and money, for me with how i am now

i go outside to do groceries and go to doctors appointments. so a few times a month. ive gone to so many therapists, psychologists and psychiatrists, and its never helped me once

>>82699784
i wanted to be a geologist when i was a kid, poured so much time and energy into my research on that stuff, and a forensic scientist or pharmacologist when i was teen. i also briefly dreamed of being a politician and had so many plans written up to better the country and would write so much to argue my points. i also got really into architecture and designed buildings and shit. there was specifics i just didnt bother stating them in the original post

idk what doses of reality you expect to happen, im a disability neet and have the means to survive off that forever other than the fact i couldnt live alone because of my head. im already completely alone (which was my own doing, i cut everyone out because i cant handle the obligations of friendship and having to hide my true thoughts on things). what else is there to realise? that im a terrible, selfish, disgusting, miserable loser? i already know. that i couldve helped myself and tried again to achieve my dreams? i couldve, maybe. that i will die a lonely miserable but befitting death? already aware
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>>82699850
im undeserving of the dreams i had, what i had, and most of all im undeserving of love, and this is why i will rot and die alone 2 months from now
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>>82699850
>couldve
Why do you say it like you can't still? What's stopping you? Most importantly, why do damaged women tend to be toxic and have mental illness that inevitably drags others down with them?
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>>82699850
well, why not just go for something simple then? you can live a fulfilling and happy life just doing something simple. maybe getting out there and even trying something simple would motivate you to eventually do something better. sitting around and rotting would make anyone feel like everything is over. at least you are still young and can change things.
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>>82699883
the main issues are money and my fear of being outside, but im bad with the stress of a workload now and easily break under pressure. i just dont think i could do it even if i had the money

i dont take it out on others as much as i can help it, i dont like putting my issues onto others, i only get to talk about them here on r9k. i dont wanna drag anyone down with me. the person i love, im scared of dragging them down. he made me so happy, for once in my life, but when im in a depressive episode its hard not to be negative when speaking, and while i wanted to be better idk how so i thought i should just die

>>82699907
that really depends on what you view as simple, any minimum wage job would strain my back and would kill me to work in with autism and migraines on top of it. idk
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>>82699121
>>82699384
Sounds like a (you) problem. Especially nowadays when everyone has running hot water and so much types of soaps and cosmetics.
People have been able to keep their pubes clean forever.

Women did not "know" that they need to shave until super recently.
Shaving was only done by literal whores who caught lice and damaged neurotics (which you seem to be).
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>>82699930
>that really depends on what you view as simple, any minimum wage job would strain my back and would kill me to work in with autism and migraines on top of it. idk
I mean, I don't know what your country has. here you could do something like go to school for business administration or something and get a comfy office job with a job. there's also stuff like data entry, accounting clerks, etc that sometimes don't require a degree but will train you. could make money doing that.
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>>82699971
idk why modern day people use neurotic as some sort of massive insult. yes, im predisposed to feel negative emotions. i have depression. thats just how it is, sorry. i dont think many people with depression are shaving their pubes

>>82699981
thats not really something we have here. i really appreciate your suggestions tho
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>>82697237
I only shower once a week on account of my dry skin so that I guess
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>>82699575
>she's playing a character
Is this the new Lonelygirl15?

Is this that same girl that posted a video about being lonely on New Years? I wouldn't be surprised if there were more than one pushing out the same type of content. They're a diamond dozen.
>>82699250
I look forward to seeing her mental breakdown about being harassed by you. Godspeed, anon.
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>>82700171
If ur a fem bot
Wwow
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>>82697237
if u shower more than 2 a week, you live in a warm place meaning ur a 3rd worlder
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>>82698171
i do prefer unshaven unwashed women. i think your naturel smell would be exquisite to *SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
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>we like smelly women
>NOOOOOOO U CANT LIKE SMELLY WOMEN, I GOT THE ICKKKKKK
Why are foids like this? WE'RE MAKING IT EASIER FOR YOU, JUST DONT SHAVE/SHOWER.
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>>82701916
MUSKY
yummy musjk
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>>82697237
she is literally 17 you dirty fucks
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>>82697237
unless your out camping or some shit like that there is no reason not to shower! It costs nothing and is healthy.. Plus good for your mind and body.. I shower twice a day if i can. but on days i can;t a nightly shower where i wash up and just stand under the running water for a few moments feels amazing and after the shower i grab a icy cold beer sit down on my comfy couch and just vedge out for a bit. before going to bed..
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>>82703319
>It costs nothing
Wow that's so cool how the government decided to give people free water and soap.
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>>82697237
>weekly
I'll say 0.5, I like a filthy fat cuntcheesy neetstink gf but there is a limit even so. If she's kind of naturally not very sweaty or whatever I could go down to 0.25 per week minimum though that would be pushing it by the end of the month and she would have to synchronize the monthly bathing with her scheduled hole bleeds
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>>82703291
Probably has a body count in the thousands already anyway
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>>82701916
it's just the usual foid projection, they want men who obsessively preen themselves all the time in hopes of being more appealing to women. so, they do the same in hopes of being more appealing to men. then they get confused when it doesn't work. same thing as
>wtf why are all the guys in the office hitting on the hot cleaning lady instead of me, the high power boss bitch?? i would never date a janitor



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