Slowly killing yourself edition.>Q: in what way have you been making your life worse in the long run? Previous>>82685191>>82685191>>82685191
>>82697536I'm fat asf 5'11 260 pounds and I want to fuck a femboy twink in the ass.
>>82697495NTA, but I'd assume it'd have to be some well-known pop song that's also somehow spooky themed. It could be fun. I remember when they'd do those collaborative song things on mu and vt. But I'm not sure if enough people here would participate.
>>82697279Never heard of this. Seems interesting but I have the sneaking suspicion that it's too uhm, "tame" let's say. As in it's not that wacky and uncharacteristic - which is how I like my shows. So tell me, how insane does it get? Do you like more the elephant or the hedgehog?And oh lord this is gonna sound so mean and presumptuous but: Looking at the art makes me think that only softies watch it. And well, given that you are re-watching it, I can't help but imagine you as a baby boy who gets all red after just saying the f-word. How badly am I mistaken, anon?>What about you?I guess the correct answer would be to also say that I too am not really doing anything. But I can't leave it at that, so I'll say that I'm planning and organizing my daily life to be as happy as I can. Think self-improvement and stuff.
i finished editing the latest episode of my podcast. i found a professor who would be my guest anonymously to discuss psychiatry and the problems with it. https://kandybarre.substack.com/p/stupid-podcast-4if youd like to be a guest on next week's episode, post a tag or email and i'll send you the server link.
Would r9gay sings do Bohemian Rhapsody
Everyone at the doctor's office today kept saying how good and strong I look and I must be working out (I am) and it felt like I was back at Grandma's house with her so proud of how I'm growing
Just got off work and have the place to myself. Fantasize about inviting my crush over but idk..
>>82697536I smoke way too much weed and drink way too much.I wish I had a boyfriend who'd make me stop, but I'm schizoid autist loser who doesn't deserve a boyfriend.
>>82697912I also just took a little over 1.5g of shrooms. Hopefully this will be fun.
can one of you give me the gaypretty please
what?! of course you're not ugly babe, what kind of a question is that!anyway, I'm in the mood for another love session. how about it? great, then just put on the paper bag, change into the bodysuit and turn off the lights. oh and try not to make too many noises this time, okay?
another slice of pizza or other snack before bed or skip it? I don't want to get back into the habit of stuffing my face.
>You know, I didn't choose to be a hopeless romantic in this day and age ugh...later that night>More cocks! I need more cocks! Who wants to fill me up next?
>>82698226Don't eat before bed
>r9gay>>>/lgbt/
I'm a worthless waste of oxygen.
>>82698501Maybe.You should go out to the forest, hide in the trees. That way, you wont feel like you're a waste of oxygen.
>>82697536what a coincidence that this is the edition... tonight of all nights...>qnot asking for the materials i need to start my life>>82697770Would r9gay sings do my spotify karaoke playlist [jk]
>>82698339blue board and not fitting of the overall self loathing in these generals.Theres this feature called hide thread and filters if you don't like it its really simple to do.
>>82697912stop the drinking anon its really bad for your health. save it as a treat like once a month your liver will thank you
>>82698820Better to be dead and plant fertilizer than alive and a waste of oxygen.
>>82698854Maybe. I cant really say.All I've learned is that you're only a waste if you let yourself become one. There are positive things you can do to change the world around you.
man i sure hope i can successfully hitchhike to and from a potential interview
Why can't there be a place where I can meet people?
>>82699551Do you live in the middle of the russian wilderness or something?
>>82699551Some people were never meant to meet anyone.Not saying that you'll never find anyone - you probably will eventually... on Grindr or Sniffies.
does any gay anons want to be my chill friend (im not gay)
>>82699572Kinda sus my dude not gonna lie
>>82699564Worse. The American south.
>>82699578At least you have decent options for barbecue.
>>82699577ok im sorry for asking i will just die alone and friendless now
>>82699584Have a little backbone its just banter. Relax your doing fine.
>>82699583Not in this state and not during my time off.
>>82699592i see, its banter....im now relaxed
>>82699597>not in this statewhat
>>82699605Good, but you're giving me sub vibes are you sure you aren't gay?
>>82699688>you're giving me sub vibesits because of the cats, isn't it....but no, im not gay 100%
>>82699711You want gay friends though whats up with that.Birds of a feather you know. I think you'll find a friend if you keep looking just not in this thread. I would but I'm old and jaded mostly just here to set the young ones on the right path. Try a forum about anything you're interested in or hobbies.
>>82699742>You want gay friends though whats up with that.cuz i want chill friends and gay robots seem chill compared to irl gays and straight robots>I think you'll find a friend if you keep looking just not in this thread. I would but I'm old and jaded mostly just here to set the young ones on the right path. Try a forum about anything you're interested in or hobbies.i see thanks, i will try that maybe i guess soon somewhat
*opens eyes*BOYS!!!
Guys, what do I do if I find everything hot about a man, except the face? I'm old virgin btw
>>82699742>would but I'm old and jaded mostly just here to set the young ones on the right pathNTAwhile growing older does decrease your chances in life, they're never 0, you can always find someone. I know, it sounds corny, but don't put yourself down like that
>>82699770for me there are just a few face types that are really attractive and both men and women have them seemingly close to an even amount. that doest help you, but i wanted to say it anyways
>>82699770is it a specific guy? What's wrong with his face? Plain?
>>82699572you're warned: a gay bot could fall in love with you just like a regular gay guy
Nigga, we be bustin' at the opps, on the regularNigga, we be duckin' from the cops, on the regularBitches suckin' dick and givin' top, on the regularShit that's on my wrist, it cost a lot, it ain't regular
>>82699805no worries, im ugly and short and a loser and inherently unloveable
>>82699781i'm not that old lol just explaining my position in the thread when the right one comes along I'll know it.
>>82699827you forget people here(online) can fall in love with ideas and text
the only thing ive never really done in life is fall in love. sad
>>82699922I made the mistake of falling in love with a guy online that didn't love me back. I still haven't recovered 4 months after seizing contact. So I envy you anon.
>>82699989i dont envy me. i dont think i will ever feel what love actually is. i empathize with you, though i dont envy you either of course
>>82699787>>82699789The type of face I like is the "pretty boy" chad face like you see in kpop boy bands. Masculine, chiseled yet soft. It's very rare to find this and usually they all have double to triple body counts.
>>82700019Thanks for understanding. I just wish I could go back to that feeling of not knowing what love is. Being toyed with for months and catching feelings, only for them to get a boyfriend that's better than you in every way. That hurts. I get nauseous everytime I see something that reminds me of him.Sorry to vent on you anon, it's hard to keep myself composed these days. You deserve love way more than me.
>>82700068all of that sounds awful. i dont think that is what love should be, but i cant ignore the fact ive never even felt love. i hope you recover soon and find love again, anon
>>82700042i dont like chiseled faces. i find them attractive, but i dont **need** that. i have no idea how to describe the faces im infatuated with tho. its all in the eyes and lips and nose i guess lol
>>82699572my offer is still there
Meow need husbie meow. Husbie meow. Need husbie. Where husbie.
>>82700303I need a husbie too! where all the tops at?
im a top and im 6'3 but but but...
>>82700350I'm 5'7 and idk what I mean because I never had sex. I kinda wanna do both
>>82700337Ay yo where dem tops at
>>82700358>I'm 5'7cutei dont know either i dont have any experience in any way
>>82700370ugh, I'd learn to twerk for a top if he wanted it, I NEED a TOP HUSBIE!! and I NEED him NOW!
https://youtu.be/v2NFl86LX3Q?si=HfwgS_SkJHsHnwTh&t=1
>>82700042eventually his face will become a cute quirk to you once you fall in love, even better if you get together. No man is perfect and you aknowledged it yourself that the kind of face you like is rare. Love makes you see the beauty in things you didn't notice before
commie gay fags...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2SDqiPbS2Y&t=79s
>>82700677There's a guy I'm trying to chat up online. I found what he looks. He's unconventionally unattractive (just like me <3), and he's got like a resting sad look and it makes me wanna cheer him up.He doesn't know I found his socials though, please keep this secret anons
>>82697926I took shrooms recently and it was funnier than I expected. But I heard from a shaman that you should make a lemon tea with shrooms for added effect and I feel like trying that next time
>>82700068how can you catch feelings for someone without meeting them first is that the first time that happened?
>>82700796>posting the edited versionNgmi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzPpgh6iAzQ
>>82700914Because I'm in my late 20s and had never been shown love ever. The first person to love bomb me via text, and that was all I needed. They could be the ugliest mfer alive and I would've died for them.
>>82700929>its the same video?
>>82700932does it make you feel any better if I say it wasn't really love, just you crushing on a stranger? It's like you fell in love with the idea more than anything. You can't give your heart to a stranger you never met like that, for months. You were cultivating these feelings like tending to a garden, and that's what you should do in a relationship, but you gotta be careful with these types of people, who are only playing you like a fiddle. And someone who can string you along for months without actual plans to meet irl is so more likely to be doing that. You thought that you would be safe from that by looking for someone here but that's not how this works. These permanently online flings are even more likely to end up like that, you have no idea how many times someone came around here crying about a frustrated online fling just like you. You need real life dating urgently.
>fall in love with stranger>fall in love with straight friendthese are your options
>>82701015>peer pressured into gf>fall in love with nobodynow what
>>82701028bath houses and gay bars ig
>>82701042im afraid of AIDS and casual relationshipsnow what 2
>>82701054some muslims best you to death for looking at them wrong it's over
>>82701002Thank you anon. Honestly, after a lot of rumination I think you're correct, but had you told me this at the time I would've told you that no, he was different.I should've seen the big red flag, that he just broke up with his bf after being cheated on and was looking for something easy. My simp ass thought I finally had it in the bag, no need to get dating apps, they kept being flirtatious, telling me they wanted to meet up, they would often disappear and then appear apologising. They were also completely my type, only for it to come crashing down. They didn't even break up with me, just became more and more inactive until I couldn't take it anymore. Anyway, venting done. I've learned my lesson, there is no shortcuts to this kind of thing. Hearing it from an anon like you feels like relief
>>82701015There's a third option you are not seeing >Give a chance to the local gay boy you met on dating apps
>>82701063i dont live in a muslim country tho :care you a so called girly boy?
>>82701063Muslims are so homophobic, why did my stupid country import so many of them. I want them gone now!!!!
>>82701054Do you control your fears or your fears control you? Any relationship has to start from somewhere and casual is a way to start one for sure.
>>82701071dont you have to be attractive and sociable for that kind of thing>>82701077we need economic growth so your jewish overlords can become they're so close anon they need this
>>82701083become immortal*
>>82701077But anon what about all the gay muslims? Back home they would face death. You should get a muslim bf, they're very sexually repressed like you.
>>82701081why would causal be the way to start? id prefer to start with someone who thinks relationships are worth something
>>82701092It's a way, not the way. You can do whatever you want and feel free to try any bf hunting method you like. Casual dating is still a pipeline to serious committed dating. >I'd prefer to How's that working for you so far? Your preferences for dating I mean. Not very fruitful, right?
>>82701083>dont you have to be attractive and sociable for that kind of thingNot really. Not if you're willing to date another person who is neither of those. They exist too just like you, they're just not on this ultra niche incel forum.
>>82701116i'm absolutely not againt it i just think i'm so abysmally uglier and more retarded than most people
>>82701091But would they be Muslims then? Seems like it would cause them cognitive dissonance and make for bad long term bfs. I do feel sorry for the ex-muslims but sadly the evil ones are willing to pretend to be gay to claim asylum over them.
Pee is stored in the balls in the balls
>>82701110how is causal dating going to be a pipeline to committed dating when the general dating population is tainted with so many casual-only participants? oh, right, it isnt. and never will be. id prefer to find someone who isnt part of that and wants to be in a real relationship but sadly they dont seem exist in this subset of people
Man I love being prison gay
im prisongay when do i get an r9gay gf
going on dates is scary and humiliating. id rather not
I am deeply deeply ashamed of being a bottom
>>82701205Wow same yay I'm never going to get a bf
yeah i'm watching you anon...
Triple A slop sure likes their cinematic crawling thru tight spaces animations. You know what's better? I don't know maybe Fucking moving yourself. What's up with games trying to be movies? I'm not trying to watch a thing I'm trying to PLAY. Can you like not do cutscenes every 2 minutes. Mutts love this shit I guess. Probably since they don't actually walk they love their walking simulators. Make the walk slow too. Gotta make movement slow and add the stamina meter. Heaven forbid you make the game actually fun. It has to be realistic (tm).That said atomfall is pretty damn good and idk if it's even triple a but definitely big budget slop.
>>82701365okay princess, whatever you say ^^
>>82701137>start dating irl>grow attached >commit Just like that. It is, actually. Your current dating strategy, which is probably doing nothing, is never gonna work. But dating gives you a chance. You should ask yourself about how being a whining virgin here will get you a relationship, and then you realize that no matter how scanty your chances are, they're still astronomically higher than your current alternative. >when the general dating population is tainted with so many casual-only participants?That's valid even here. Like that anon above who got played for months. The answer is, you look for the people who are not casual only. Right now it feels like you just gave up entirely.
>>82701365Those are loading screens in disguise
>>82701205It's very scary, but why is it humiliating? Would you rather spend the next 5 years the same way you spent the last 5? All alone? Come on that's no fun
>>82701137>id prefer to find someone who isnt part of thatHow's that working so far? Right. It ain't. You want things to be ideal like your dreamed of, but life is a far cry from ideal
>>82701123Cognitive dissonance? That's like every gaycel. So youd have sometimes in common. You don't sound very sorry at all. Evil muslims come from cultures that hate homosexuality so much they would never "pretend " being gay, it would be the ultimate shame for them
>>82701121I doubt you are that bad. Maybe you just have no self esteem. If you lower your standards then it's not a problem anymore, just date the other ugly retards
I will never lower my standards. After all I've been through I deserve the best.
>>82701479Then you will never have a bf. > i deserve the best> doesn't give the best in return
>>82701457All they have to do is write gay on their form, they don't need to prove anything beyond that.
>>82701489And straight men all over the world would rather shoot their foot than doing that, let alone "evil islamists"
>>82701497They would if it meant white pussy to them. Never underestimate the lengths a straggot will go to for mid pussy
I know national bfs day was yesterday, but im going to surprise my bf with some breakfast and his favorite anime (spy x family) comes on soon.
Waa where bf waa. Sniffle
femboy furry bf
>In group chat with fellow gay furries>One gets a bf and talks about their sexual escapades>Others start getting jealous and one nearly crashes outI love my fellow gaycels sometimes
I would never date a furry and if I found out someone I was dating was into furry shit that's an instant dump and ghost for me
>>82701654Even if it was me? :(
He could a lot worse things than a furry if you ask me.
>>82701664But who is you?
>>82701674For me someone being a furry is on the same level as being a tranny but you're right there are worse things at least they aren't indian or black or jewish
>>82701625Lol crabs in a fucking bucket. Why didnt they just start fucking each other?
>>82701745They were chad only much like how the bottoms here refuse to ever have sex because they see non chad tops as though they don't exist and refuse to fuck anything unless it's chad
I don't have s*x because I don't have a phone so I can't use the apps, I also don't have a job so I can't buy one or afford to take a top on a date :(
This land looks safe. This land is not safe. You should be cautious about this land. This land may kill you.
>>82701230at least you aren't a top that is a bottom in everything but sex, and likes mostly other tops as well
>>82700824does his face look like this?
>>82701794>Is a [sex thing] in everything but sexSo a bottom then? Retard kys
>>82701775Yeah bottoms here really are like that. A long while ago i met one from here irl for a date. Dude was ugly af, took no care of himself, weighed at least 300 pounds and immediately was like "nah" because wasnt chad enough. Which i was in great shape at the time but just not buff. These bottoms are fucking wack
>a top that is a bottom in everything but sexIdeal bf!
All fags that treat your position as a fucking horoscope should die and rot in hell
There is no way in hell Im cumming from normal sex with a bf. I would need to constantly picture a freaky scene in my head to stimulate myself. Its especially a given when you consider that he would be as ugly as I. The only question is wether toys would bridge the gap.
there is no way I'm not cumming from normal s*x with a bf, I cum very easily without any stimulation at all just imagining s*x with someone who loves me.
>>82702203would blowing air on it make it spurt?
>meet twink through a mutual >we exchange contacts>hung out a few times>go our separate waysIt's been 4 months and I'm still obsessing over him but I don't think he even remembers me
twinky twinky little star
>>82701822Yoshiki is conventionally attractive he just has depressed eyes
>>82702203Based. I take too much stimulation to cum, not like a huge amount, but more than i would like
my fbf will not be allowed up until I have made him cum and if I tries I will tie him to the bed
I kidnaped my bf last night, tied him up and left in the basement. But I'm already bored of him.
>tfw no bf who is good at finance to teach me about funds and stuff
cute twink guy i know is getting older and fatter its honestly sad to see
>>82702780thats your cue anon
I wish I was low functioning enough to be ignorant of my predicament
Autism is a curse. Normies think I'm fucking disgusting because of how stuff and awkward I am. I will never find love. I wish I was dead
>>82703008self limiting belief.
>>82703046I wasn't born thinking autism is a terrible curse. I am like this because every normalfag I speak to treats me as fucking subhuman
>>82703008>how stuff I amhehe
>>82703069no you just spend too much time on this site and a handful of popular kids made fun of you in high school
>>82703098I meant to say stiff. Zendaya would never have sex with the likes of me.
Billions must stop self-doubting.
I only date medicated boys ^^
>>82703193I also only date castratis
DEX or STR bf?
Meow I'm medicated where husband
>>82703008>>82703069Did that happen in school? The thing about normies is that although some of them can be cruel and mean, others can be kind. You end up generalizing them all and not giving anyone a chance to prove to you that not every normie is like your high school bully
>tfw can't medicate autismit's over...
>>82697536Well for the past 4 years now i have been drinking 24/7 trying to end my life by just not waking up one day.. So far all i am seeing is signs my livers not doing well. Other then that nothing, i drink a 24 pack of beer from 5am to noon . noon i switch to a handle of JD or Vodka and drink it too 9pm when i normally pass out and do it all over again. i don't get hangovers anymore and other then a slight brain god and all ways being tired witch i think is the depression and not the drinking, Im fine.. Before anyone says i should go see a shrink, i did and nothing came out of it. meds did not work and once i was on them covid hit and i was unable to see my dr or even get in touch with him so my meds ran out. Witch was rather painful coming off anti depresents cold turky after being on them and at large doses for 3 years.. So after that i rather not deal with that shit again.. So i have decided since my life fucking sucks.. and since i can;t just blow my brains out for reasons.. i won't go in too, but trust me i every day look at my locker and say how easy would it be. but can;t so i pick up the bottle and pull that trigger and hope it takes me quickly but it is taking its sweet time prolonging my agony..
>>82701788Android emulator
>>82703273there are other ways of roping. ever thought of an exit bag?
>>82703306I'm not fallowing you. Are you saying there are other ways of ending my life, as i know this but for the same reason i am not just picking up any of my pistols or firearms and just putting on in my head. i can't ,, It has to come semi natural for reason i can;t get in too.. but if this is not what you mean please let me know.. Thank you
There putting "not Chad" on my ID
>>82703347>there*They're They're also putting retarded on my ID I guess.
>>82703273>meanwhile me thinking I'm an alcoholic for drinking a few beers once a week
What do you think about a 2019 Dodge Challenger SXT? Is it a good car for a bottom? Many male coworkers have complimented my 2006 Dodge Charger, and it's a similar car so it must be a good attractor. $15,488 w/ 82,988 miles
>>82703337sorry, I thought you just didn't like hanging or shooting so I wanted to tell you that there are other different ways to end it. now I understand that you are against any quick and final solution. you could maybe try getting addicted on drugs and hopefully overdosing with time?
>>82703393It's a nice car for a menthol smoking porch monkey if all your coworkers are complimenting your car do you work at a fried chicken joint in east L.A or what?
>>82703429Yes actually, how did you know? I feel like mileage is too high, my previous car lasted to 200k though.
>>82703441Buy a dodge hellcat next and drive around berating white people in rap lyrics
>>82703428Again sadly can't as it will not pay out .. I can not end my life or use drugs other then alcohol if i want my plan to pay out when i die. As sadly i need the cash to both pay off my debts but also to be put in a box and tossed in a fire. As i don't have that kind of cash and my bank account is slowly draining with every time i buy more liquor and shit.. If i don't die soon i have just enough money to keep going for another 3 years at max.. if i only buy alcohol and pay for the rent. but thank you for the other way but sadly can't use it.
>>82703273anon I don't even know where to start, so I'll be as objective as possible: you shouldn't have abandoned your mental health treatment and you should get back to it. People have so much prejudice against treating their mind. If you had any other health problem in any other body part you wouldn't do it like that. But the brain is off limits? Your depression is getting worse and you're suicidal. Pills won't do magic but they can help you in ways that alcohol can't. You just traded medicine for booze.
>>82703499Thank you for those kinds words. but don't worry about me im good.. This is how i want it too be.. But thank you..
>>82703510I'm gonna go sit on the couch for a bit and watch some tv.. Thank you all for your comments and such.. Have a god rest of your day.. bye..
>>82697551hi there:3c
gay romance is a privilege for reserves only for pretty peoplenever let anyone lie to you and tell you otherwise
I'm 5'9" 130lbs and a Sephardic Jew. I am doomed
>>82703537how do u cope with turning 30? did u already have a slut phase?
>>82703600Change the setting on your nose to sniff out a boyfriend instead of copper, silver and other precious metals
All I want is a pedophile bf who is attracted to both me and to little boys. Is that really too much to ask for?!
>>82703551It's actually not enough to be attractive, especially online. You have to be very proactive and social as well. The only time being pretty is enough is if you're a young woman.
>>82703510Oh anon... It doesn't have to be this way. I don't know how you managed to quit your meds cold turkey without weaning off, the abstinence symptoms are awful. But it's evident that although you say the meds didn't work, ever since you abandoned the treatment, shit's be getting worse.
>>82703551Not true at all yiu are just shallow
>>82703653>especially onlinewhat does that tell us
>>82703706Personality and character matter more for long-distance relationships as they're based on love, not lust.
>>82703711No, it means these long distance anonymous flings you like so much are way harder and less effective than getting to know someone irl, where your personality and character can shine without being filtered by a text input on a screen.
>>82703737How can you have a fling with someone you never met? You sound like a fool.
>>82703742>How can you have a fling with someone you never met?You tell me, you do these all the time. You have someone here crying over a stranger ebf that toyed with him for months, and that's the norm around these parts. Falling in love with strangers online without ever giving real life dating a chance
Hue is so boring snzzzzz
>>82703802The trouble with dating in real life is, guys irl are only into me because I'm so handsome and fit and stylish. They don't even see my brilliant intellect or tenderhearted carebear heart. It's all about this big dick and getting me into bed and I don't want that. I want a ring.
>>82703869The trouble with dating in real life is that you have never tried it. Your prude nature is merely an excuse and you generalize everyone around you.
>tfw no handsome and fit and stylish bf with brilliant intellect and tenderhearted carebear heartwhy even live
>>82701824MEAN!!! What was that for?!
>>82703904Because I hate retards like you acting like being a top or bottom has anything to do with anything but sex
>>82703900Hope you're having a great day anaon, you deserve it.
I love how literal virgins think they can call themselves a top without having any experience. You have no idea if you will like penetration until you try
any r9gay girls online and looking for a real life bf
How can you call yourself gay without experience sex is 0% about your mentality and you have no way to know what you might like without trying it first
straight guys literally beg to suck each others dicks btw
>>82703969>>82703980My first homosexual experience was a hookup and it was so unsatisfying that it almost made me think I wasn't gay at all. That is, until I fell in love.
>>82704025Cool I didn't ask kys whore
>>82704022nobody begged to suck my dick
>>82703980That's different though, you can feel sexual attraction even as a celibate, and who that attraction is aimed towards, that's your sexual orientation. It's different from thinking you have what it takes to be a top
>>82704074>source: trust me broFuck off whore
>>82703980I call myself a top because I much prefer penile masturbation with flashlights to anal masturbation and fantasize about putting my weewee in boy butts
>>82704121Nooooo you cannot know or have preferences because you just can't
Someone sent me a video of myself and holy shit I have the worst side profile. No fucking wonder I never get hit on in gay bars lmfaooooo.
>>82704089By your definition no incel in this board could call himself heterosexual until he lost his virginity to a girl, which is just asinine. It would also imply that celibate and chaste people are in a limbo of unknown sexuality, which is also untrue. You're too submissive and weak to be a top.
>>82704173Almost like I was being sarcastic and hyperbolic you dumb fuck submissiveness has nothing to do with top bottom dynamics
you could make modest cash if you started posting your feetit would be good for your confidence too
I saw the top of my head in a self-checkout replay camera after it thought I was stealing or something. I really am almost bald on top holy fuck it's so over.
>>82704233I have goblin feet.
catfishing r9g boys simply by not being a chad or futurefemboyfriend and instead being a gaycel (not what they were expecting)
I really couldn't
my feet are bony
any body know how to get rid of corns?
I think I'm going to see boots on Netflix once it's released, I really have a soft spot for muscular marine in athletic clothes.
>>82704278Most obvious US state propaganda ever award
>>82704268you should be a girl nobody would even think of thatespecially me. you could be my surprise gf
>e-bf wants to see faceowari da
>>82704310Congratulations on becoming single
Gay "romance" https://youtu.be/tZG1O5c3sj0
My favorite Halle Uchida song is Shonen Meguru
>>82704310>>e-bfHow many times are you going to make the same mistake again
>>82704197>submissiveness has nothing to do with top bottom dynamicsYes it does. Top is dominant by nature
Having an e-bf is better than talking to an AI
>>82704392because the alternative is irl where i can't even hide how ugly i am
>>82704400Not true. Top and bottom means top and bottom, not sub and dom.
>>82704401But having a bf in real life beats both. Give people next to you a fraction of the chance you give to anonymous strangers
>>82704400Desu topping has always felt more submissive to me. When you top, you lose access to your penis. It's almost like being eaten.
>>82704404The alternative should be you settling down for a real life boy as ugly as you
>>82704412I'm not getting a bf in real life THOUGH. I give boys the ick
>>82704413>topping has always felt more submissive>t. Person without sex experience
>>82704422>real life boy as ugly as younot something that exists
Nap time, my back, leg and hand are killing me. I think they're all flaring up at once.
>>82704437You're not the ugliest boy alive. You may be the most depressed and have the lowest self esteem, but you're not the ugliest
>>82704424>I give boys the ickYou don't give every boy the ick. Near you there is someone who might like you the way you are, but you never tried reaching out to them
I'm not ugly, I'm just fat. I wouldn't mind if my bf had my bmi
>>82704471I give EVERY boy the ick though. Every single one.
>>82704456i'm looking at a photo of me right now, no i do not see anyone who looks this bad irl
im not ugly but i cant get a bf because mom will be mad
This board is my only source of social interaction
>>82704565Same. But I also sometimes talk to my family.Does it bother you much anon? I think I'm starting to get used to it.
Holy shit, I can't get over how ugly I am. I might be an actual 2/10
>>82704630It used to bother me more, but I've realized that any relationships I manage to scrape together IRL will feel totally vapid, and that this is probably the best I can manage. I'm grateful for what I have. I just hope 4chan doesn't die too soon, because then I'd really be alone.
>>82704642Lying is wrong man
>>82704642Most people refuse to acknowledge how prevalent lookism is because it's simply too uncomfortable to deal with. It's just over for some of us. That's why I cope with e-dating
I keep feeling this weird head pressure that feels slightly burning in the nasal passages up to the front of my brain
Someone make another r9g server please I need friends
>>82704726Its cum brain. Im sorry.
there is no point in continuing i should have killed myself a long time ago
>>82703921no need to be this harsh, this place talks about bottoms and top as personalities as well, it was just to explain myself. We are more than our sex positions and I know that, but some guys do think of a guy as a top or a bottom based on how he acts
>>82704642you live on easy mode t. 1/10
I should've died at 14
The dodge challenger had a sexy exterior but many other flaws, like me.
>>82704820>Huh buh others are retarded tooWeak argument DIE
>>82704804>>82704834too badnow you're going to be fat and old like meow still crying about what you cant do
>>82703969you can feel it with enough introspection. I like guys with big butts and want to consensually stick my thing into them, it's all I look while I give 0 fucks about penises. Maybe I can like to bottom, but I'd rather top>>82704074what does it take to be a top?..
Cuz I'm a punk rocker yes I am
>>82704845DIE as well, you petty queen
babe you know I'm not really real, right?
>>82704908>frogI'm gonna upchuck
I just fell in love with a guy who posted two vocaroos in a /soc voice rate thread. Dear God his voice is so lovely
>>82704948can we take a listen too?
>>82704865You need to like ass and enjoy putting your dick inside a warm hole and feel pleasure from dominating another man. It takes stamina, vigor and determination that most bottoms don't have
>>82704642Maybe you're not that ugly you just have low self esteem?
>>82704961Go to the thread yourself!
I don't know how to rizz up the /soc boy. He's probably straight anyways.
>>82704499She doesn't have to know. You can be lovers in secret
>>82704987but I don't want to listen too all of the posts... and even if I did I wouldn't know for sure which anon it is
>>82705009>In the rearview mirror, I saw the setting sun on your neck>And felt the taste of you bubble up inside me>But with everybody watching us, our every move>We do have reputations>We keep it secret>Won't let them have it>So come inside and be with me, alone with me>Alone, with me alone>If you would let me give you pinky promise kisses>Then I wouldn't have to scream your name>Atop of every roof in the city of my heart>If I could see you>Once more to see you
>>82705006It's amazing how you let your guard down on this site and feel ready to crush on anyone here with only breadcrumbs of intimacy, like listening to their voice is enough. But when it comes to real people who live near you, you build a huge wall of separation and you don't let anyone in.
>>82704413>It's almost like being eaten.you put into simple words something I felt for a long time! A boy with a big butt could break my small dick lol or threaten to never release it or more. A good butt is a powerful thing, it can do so many things sexually. A penis is just a penis, you stick it in a hole and that's it. I don't know about the submissive part tho, at least, I don't think it's common. I am a submissive top, but what about dominant, big bottoms?
This pic is so tufff it's so me meow
>>82704664>any relationships I manage to scrape together IRL will feel totally vapidYou don't know that. You haven't really tried. Sounds like a huge cope
>>82705022There aren't that many posts, but I'll just post it here.https://voca.ro/13nYd0a95vhkThis is him. I can't explain how damn charming his voice sounds to me.
>>82704565Oh come on man. That can't be healthy. Imagine if you start believing the things delusional people say here as true?
>>82704489>give EVERY boy the ickSimply not true because you haven't tried flirting with every boy. In fact you tried it with very very few of them.
>>82705009she would find out and then cry or kill us idk
>>82705066>That can't be healthyNever said it was. I am rotting and I want to kill myself every day
>>82704971>You need to like ass and enjoy putting your dick inside a warm hole and feel pleasurecheck>dominating another manhalf-check, I want him to dominate me with his ass, but I know it's uncommon, so I can try to dominate a little>It takes stamina, vigordon't know if I have that, I'm medium-small, not strong, but I never had sex so I don't know what I'm capable of>determinationwith a guy I find hot? I'd definitely have thatIf I may, your view is a little stereotypical tho>vig
>>82704496That's because you don't go out much. I'm sure you're not that ugly
>>82705089I don't have to interact with anyone. I am ontologically icky
>>82705058Thanks anon! And I have to agree his voice is S tier. Not sure if I'm in love but I would like to have him as a buddy.
>>82705091Not if you hide it really well. If married man can do it on the low and keep it a secret from family for years, so can you.
>>82705123A married man doesn't rely on his wife to survive, while that anon likely lives with his mom
>the high is subsidingT_T
>>82705100>want him to dominate me with his assFaux top material. >Medium small not strong It's not about size or strength. It's about physical stamina like being able to run 5 miles. Topping is pure aerobics. But the mental aspect is also important, that's why vigor and determination are important. >Never had sex Why
>>82705131A married man lives with his wife and children and can still pull it off, so can you.
Meow where husbaert I'm very lonely
>>82705112You being deprived of interactions is exactly the sort of reason why you have developed these delirious beliefs about yourself. If you interacted more with others in real life maybe they could show you that you aren't as bad as you think appearance wise
>>82705092Nigga how long have you been feeling like that? Would having sex cheer you up?
>>82705203I'm not that ugly. I'm a solid 6/10. But my very being is ick by nature. So I cannot be in a relationship. Sorry.
>>82705155well yeah, technically I'm vers, but I think I'd prefer to top for now, until proven otherwise>It's about physical stamina like being able to run 5 milesI'm fucked kek literally fucked...or maybe not literally because I won't get fucked either probably. Might start to do some excercise then..>whydidn't have the chance to. Don't know any gay guys irl, or gay guys I like or that would like me
>>82705105i easily see hundreds of people every day
>>82705223>But my very being is ick by natureMaybe that's not the actual truth, just self sabotage
Its crazy to think Im going to get old. Like this is the best i will look like for about 8 years max. That is so depressing.
>>82705240On the internet? You should hang out with other people irl more often, even one person would be better than whatever you're doing here
Meow where husbie meow yay meow so true yet I do you know you'll never get smooched on aika vaikee sanoo awoo kun ne on jo aika paljon tuntemattomiakin on aika vaikee sanoo ettse on vaan niin ei tarvii
>>82705255Better make the most of it now while you're young. Have a date in public, will you?
>>82705261hue i work at a store
>>82705255relatable. I wanna be young forever, not just to look cuter (I don't) for guys, but for me. I hate aging, I wanna reverse it
>>82704673E-dating destroyed me man. Made me realise what I was missing out on. I couldn't ever show my face. Holy shit dude.>>82704983No dude, I literally look like the Jewish merchant caricature but with a very weak chin instead of a beard.
Double chin: where do you put it on the ick scale?
>>82705277So what. Seeing a hundred people behind a cash register is not meaningful. You should actually hang out with someone irl and let them show you how you're not as bad as you think
>>82704673>cope with e-datingWorst coping mechanism. Lookism is real. That's why you should date your looksmatch
>>82705314I always thought I might be badnow I know that is true'cause I think you're so goodand I'm nothing like you
>>82705286Maybe you're not that bad and if you gave people a chance, someone could show you how you look from their perspective, which might be way more lenient than your self hating ass
>>82705263That's a bug
I'd date my looksmatch face wise, even a little uglier, but I want him to be larger and bulkier
>>82705343Yes a hot one yay
>literally a khhv>Making demands from the get go Not how this works, but okay. Just try having a date before the year is over
>>82705364then I'll make myself smaller!
Feel like I should eat something since I haven't eaten anything today but my tummy feels really bloated for some reason
I wish I could make myself smaller
I felt hopeless for a bit over finding a straight guy cute but this absolute retard betrayed my trust over 10 dollars10 fucking dollars, man what the fuck was I thinking seeing any value in this person, 10 fucking dollars.I'm not even mad about the money, I'm just baffled on how someone can be this low-inhibition.And even more baffled at my retarded former infatuation.The 10 was just the price I had to pay to not feel awful about it ever again I guess.
>>82705144i havent had any weed for 2 weeks now and right on schedule i'm filled with energy for walking around all day and night and taking care of things that irritate me. yesterday i went out around midnight with scissors and cut down this disgusting banner for a constipation clinic by a major road that had been pissing me off for months. on the way i also cut down all the posters for a mayoral candidate in my city who's an admitted gay sex pest. he had to resign from a state office 20 yrs ago for sex pesting a commando he hired to work as a security expert in his office. while that is quite funny, its a pretty serious thing. i'm moving cities if he wins because im not living around people that would vote for that.
>>82705424straights play with gay guys feelings all the time. Not your fault
>>82705302fatness isnt any kind of problem if theyre willing to work hard on it, but id have to start living with them right away to cook and make them go out.
>>82705438Very much seems like itman I wanna go get some fries now, atleast he gave me some edibles.
It probably feels really good to grope an attractive straight guy
>>82702375I'd post pics of not attractive (called themselves so) guys with sad faces, but they're all people expressing their feelings and vulnerability on reddit and I'd feel way too shitty posting them here. It's awful there's not even one actor that I can take as a reference that isn't conventionally attractive..
>>82705424anon tell more about it
>>82705286E-dating destroyed me too, but I personally view it as worthwhile, because it's better to have a mockery of love than to be totally alone. It's unfortunate that it has to be this way, but beggars can't be choosers, I suppose. Albeit I definitely understand why you wouldn't want to e-date. Love fucking destroys you sometimes. I guess I'm just too lonely to stay away. I find it really funny that all the replies to your complaining are basically "nooo you're not that ugly" without even having seen you. Normies are fucking delusional
>>82705476The most I did was sit uncomfortably (for him) close and stare at his feet and tummy that was poking out from under his shirtI'm a massive pervert because most men I like turn out not gay okay? it helps me stay sane.
>>82705451>theyre willing to work hard on itwhy? Why do I have to work on it? Most importantly, why hard? What if I wanna take it easy? I don't deserve a bf? that's ok, just be honest about it>go outexcercising a little with a guy you like sounds nice I won't lie
>>82705437based and scissorpilled anonwish I had your go-get attitude
>>82705482I asked him to get me some cheetos because I was craving the fuck out of them and gave him a ten, and he never came back so he pocketed itHe had the love of a co-dependent gay guy and he pissed it away for ten dollars, what a retard, if he played the long game he'd get so much more.
>>82705424my friend for ten yrs said he would send me really good weed from the pnw if i gave him $200 to buy it when he went back there for college. he didnt say anything about it for months and then when i mentioned it he was just like oh uh yeah i guess it mustve gotten lost. lying fat fuck lol. stopped talking to him a few years later cause all he would do is talk about how much the he and the guys in his bro house smoked and drank and the drama between them and their gfs. like, i dont know any of these people, theyre 2000 miles away...later he "quit weed" but started smoking cigs and now he lives in brooklyn working at a food delivery tech company and hes getting enormously fucking fat and gross lol. i dont mean to be too negative, we were friends for a long time for a reason...he liked jazz and had a perfect memory for song lyrics and humming the tunes although he never really worked hard on instruments, and we played the same games most of the time. but later he got really into like street fighter 9 or w/e and project m smash business with the guys he lived with and i didnt give a single hoot about those at al, as well as peak reddit games like spelunky and binding of isaac that i just hate honestly. so maybe that contributed also.
Are lesbians a good source of platonic friendship? I tend to find lesbians way more interesting than straight women, and it seems like it's be nice because neither of us would ever develop attraction to the other
>>82705495You could literally do the very same thing when you tried e dating, but this time with the apps and in real life. And that's better than the other 2 alternatives you presented
>>82705496So hot anon. Straight guys are so erotic
>>82705496>I'm a massive pervert because most men I like turn out not gay okay? it helps me stay sanekek, I look at straights too, they're hot. But I always make sure they never catch me, this stuff could make you go viral as some sort of creep if you stare at the wrong person, people film things like these, everything is on camera
>>82705549Not gonna lie, convincing a straight guy to let me suck him off while he imagines a girl only for him to get hopelessly addicted to my head game is top 5 sexual fantasies.
>>82705495Thanks for understanding anon. It took me so long to get past my first e-love and it wasn't even a relationship.And yeah, I do genuinely have an ugly face, but so many average looking guys claim they're ugly and that's what people think of when I complain anonymously. If I complain irl, they don't know how to put it in gentle terms.
Ate eggs yay where husbie
>>82705583he's fucking chad rn
>>82705557> this stuff could make you go viral as some sort of creepThe internet nowadays has a memory span of a week anyways, there's plenty of crazy shit people have done that were forgotten after a month.Besides, the facts are:>that fucker betrayed my trust>I'm cute as fuck so me doing objectively bad things is seen as quirky.
>>82705517i bought a can of black spray paint today that im gonna use tonight to deface the bigger billboards for him, the ones i can climb up on anyway. dont tell the po po it was me. these billboards have been up for like over a fucking year and his smug fucking face is just too much. whats extra weird is that he looks exactly like anderson cooper on the billboards and he doesnt look like that in other pictures at all. definitely heavily shooped. such a sleazy smarmy fucker. im also planning to buy a hazmat suit and gasmask and start cleaning up disgusting shit the city hasnt deal with for months. literal shit in some cases. i got some things dealt with a few months ago by being an absolute annoying fucker on the phone to the police about it over and over til it got dealt with, but that took fucking hours for each pile of disgusting crap. again, literal crap in some cases. top tip, you cant tell dog crap from human just by eye, and human is a biohazard. so if theres multiple turds in one place for days with no one doing anything, its a biohazard and you can call the police about it. if they dont do anything, call the sheriff and say the police arent doing their jobs about a biohazard and if its there tomorrow youre gonna call the state hazmat department. this got shit taken care of but as i said it was kind of an exhausting tribulation. just gonna do it my fuckin self in a scary hazmat suit to freak people out. gonna print some biohazard stickers to put on it for extra scary. but thats for after the election, cause maybe a mayor that isnt a useless self obsessed fucker would run things better so i dont have to do this.
>someone on the soc thread said they liked my voice and could listen to me talk for hours>listen to their voice>literally the only woman the thread
what does it mean when a boy upchuks after seeing me?!????!?! ><
>>82705625It's a funny phenomenon that gay men get more attention from women than straight men do.
>>82705611>I'm cuteyeah I guess pretty privilege would help. I'm ugly and look older, so I make sure to never upset anyone..I'd definitely get framed as a creep..Bur really, am I in the wrong if I look at a guy I find hot if he doesn't notice? I feel like I'm doing something illegal every time
>>82705611people still bitch about James Charles, not the chat with minors thing, the waiter and him touching his friend. Looks help, but not always
>>82705510i see plenty of chubster to fat gay couples walking around actually so i think youre probably fine. maybe not if you live in like la or something but in the nyc area its like the majority of gay couples i see i feel like. most american guys are fat so why wouldnt it be really. just make sure to wear chubbies or mid thigh shorts and a loose tank top, that seems to be the uniform. also those cheap colorful plastic sunglasses.
>>82705665James Charles is a celebrity, different rules apply here.I'm a nobody, if a drama happens, I won't respond or do anything that would be the equivalent of trying to put out a fire with gasoline.
>>82705589He better be because I'm chad only
>>82705680not an american :/but I guess your advices can be universal anon. I like to dress cozy and cuddly
Good lord I want a thick warm guy as a bf.I love fat men and I'm not being a poser ass bitch that actually wants a strongfat guy instead, though those are fine too.
Chat im heading to the liquor store what alcohol should i get
>>82705683but what if you wanted to become a star? Every gay guy wants to be a star deep down, our lives are a stage
I honestly just want someone who shares my hyperfixations. That's it.
>>82705713coca cola, pick a fancy flavour!
>>82705723That's wanting too much already. It's basically wanting a clone
>>82705714I just try to be an altruistic idol for the people nearby.I don't need a stage, I just need to give more than I take.
>>82705709What's poser about liking strongfat guys
>>82705723I want someone with my same fetishes, but he's the giving end and I'm the receiving one, excluding only one or two fetishes
>>82705713Go drink at the gay bar
>>82705713maybe a wine with high alcohol percentage because you are a very fruity boy aren't you now
>>82705713gin if youre spending more than 20vodka if youre spending less than 20
i wonder what cats dream about
Oh chad, your dick feels so goodchad...*moans agressively*
>>82705744It's poser when you say you like fat men, but only if they're also super muscular.I ACTUALLY like fat men, I'll send an application asking to be granted a snorlax BF by god and they should respond in a few days.
>>82705750No gay bar in my small ass town anon :(Nearest one is at my state capital and thats $20 bus ride back and forth >>82705755True, I am indeed a very fruity boy,>>82705759What vodka/gin do you recommend?
>>82705764is this poser material?>2dbear with me get it? eheheh
>>82705764>Liking fat men is poser because they're fat in the wrong way???
>>82705779At least find someone to share a drink with you on the apps
I think all men should become gay
I would never want to subject a cutie to my disguting way of eating/drinking
>>82705793I can't bear to live without something like this in my life.
>>82705697theres a guy who owns a clothes store near me thats chubby and im pretty sure gay, he always wears pastel sweats and like rainbow knit caps and stuff. i find him very funny b/c ive seen him walking around and at the grocery store and he always seems like hes in a really pissed off mood, but in his store with customers hes ultra friendly and remembers everyones names which is crazy for a busy store in the city. i thought he was about my age but i was talking to him and he actually was a nail salon tech for 20 yrs or something before deciding to retire and open a clothes store so he might actually be like 40 or even almost 50 idk. looks insanely good for his age either way. i think hes from the philippines but idk exactly. whats a black dont crack phrase for that? flip dont slip? thats a little racist maybe but hey the president said it first. i think the problem a lot of ppl here have (all of r9k really) is they dress really nondescript from shyness and then ppl dont even notice them. i wore skinny jeans around nyc literally one time earlier this year and got propositioned by random guys in the subway and on the street several times. by that i mean shown money and offered drugs. i got sick from that trip with covid and was really tired for some months after so i just ate cereal most meals and gained like 15 lbs and got too chub for skinny jeans though lol. been working on getting back there and im almost there again, should be able to wear skinnies again by halloween.what were were talking about? oh yeah uhmm yeah i think if you wear some things that are more unusual or bright colors youll get more attention. people are sort of like birds that way.
>>82705779i just buy the cheapest vodka. beefeater or hendricks gin
>>82705761the gay ones dream about chadcat
i met a cute guy this week. we're both into eachother's feet and doing chastity play. i cant wait to see where it goes. >>82704233can confirm this. feetposting actually led to some good things for me. im more into skin and nail care than ever, and im always trying to go hiking in good places to take good barefoot earthing pics
>>82705826you and me both I know I know, this is strongfat
>>82705833>like hes in a really pissed off mood, but in his store with customers hes ultra friendlywhy is this so common with fat gay guys? It's true! They all look angry, and then you talk to them and they're either bubbly or straight up mean. I knew a guy like that who owned a store, he was more on the mean side, even to kid me>whats a black dont crack phrase for that? flip dont slip? thats a little racist maybe but hey the president said it first.it's true they don't age, asians as well, but to a lesser extent>nondescript from shyness and then ppl dont even notice themwhen you're overweight you have less chances to dress well, but you have a point. Having a distinct dressing style does help, I for one like to wear colors and I am trying to get more colorful clothes, albeit cheap ones>people are like birds cute analogy
would you rather become very attractive with magic, or have guys you find attractive falling madly in love with you, like you are, with an unbreakable spell?
>>82706008a tough choice but id go for the first option
>>82705900I'll "cub" (curb) my criticism for now, as this is great aswell
>4chan is le dead>these threads are faster than they been in months Uh huh
>>82706172good, homophobes btfo. There's a new sheriff in town: the gays
I am realizing that I actually enjoy singing as a hobby.
>>82705985i looked up his linkedin and actually hes not as old as i thought, he graduated from college 7 yrs before me so hes probably like 37-39. still, he could pass for a college senior. also he wasnt a nail tech, he worked at a cosmetics store starting at manager probly cause of a degree in business although maybe he part timed during college. he worked up to area manager then changed companies and was a corporate account manager for a few years, and started selling things online at the same time. my guess is he had a ton of cosmetics samples and back stock type stuff that hed accumulated as freebies while working as a store manager, and then after he changed companies he started selling them on ebay to get rid off them...you could get fired for doing that while working there so i assume he started when he changed companies. he started doing that in 2018 and im guessing made way more money than he thought from ebay -- cosmetics are huge on there because theyre so small to ship and ppl fence stolen ones for cheap as well lol. but then during covid when stores were closed he probably made a fucking assload of money from online sales and used that to open the store he has now. i myself made double my usual money from online sales during covid is why i think that. i however used it to buy a nice car and move to a nicer more expensive place and its all gone now. well into the red actually, but why i am is a longer story. so anyway considering he was a corporate guy for a while, his degree of pissed offed ness is actually less than average for those people lmao. funniest thing with him was i saw him arguing with an old orthodox jewish guy a block from his store once, im guessing he was wearing a pride pin or something cause i heard the orthodox guy be like "you shouldnt live like that young man!" and he was just like "ill live however the fuck i want asshole!!?" and zoomed off back toward his store on his scooter lol.
The thigh pains are back again.
Being actually horny instead of just bored improves the masturbating experience
>>827036037 years away from thirty, i plan on spending my days playing guitar and reading books =^)many of those
>>82706206please sing for us anon
>>82706322What do you want me to sing
>>82706333whatever the heck you want. but if you really cant decide then how about thats like by frank sinatra?
>>82706383Okay. I definitely know that song, but I'm going to take a few minutes because I dont know it well enough to understand how every line is said and the such.
>>82706321interesting that u responded to such a mean comment anon...>guitarboys who do instruments are so cool!is the music u listen to very guitar-focused too?>bookswhat kind do you fancy???>many of thosethe s-slut phases, or did you mean something else
>>82706383https://voca.ro/151Qops4PFWS
>>82706749amazing. absolutely amazing. I had such a dumb grin while listening to it, thank you anon.I think you did it pretty accurately as well, in no way was it a "different song" desuoh and rest assured that even if your entire body is abysmally ugly, your voice isn't! it's very pleasant, a bit gay though, but that can be a plus too
bro i am too autistic for dating apps
>>82706054>cubcute! sorry for late reply
>>82706749>actually searched for the instrumental version too>the gigglesyou're adorable. Keep singing!
Genokids is awesome! It has cute character designs and cool combat. Genokids is awesome...is what I would say if you didn't have to switch between 4 characters to have scoring combos. And like...I want my combos with Dante, I don't need Virgil or Neuro (so to speak). Miss me with that team based cancer.
>>82706900>>82706973Thank you anon! I admit I don't get such strong compliments that often, so I appreciate you saying such nice things about me. I will ride off these compliments for the next year
>>82702221if I'm warmed up probably yes.>>82702406you can get more sensitive, I used to be jelly of boys who could jerk off for hours but I understand now I'm a permabottom and shouldn't look to there for pleasure.
>>82703278>>82703278I tried but it didn't work :(
>>82699578At least it's not miami. There is no place worse than miami on this earth and that includes the middle east and afrika. Imagine being bisexual loving in miami. The horror.
Death to LGBT.
>>82700914Uhhhh he met the guy? Or do you think you need to have a crush only on random strangers you see passing by? Idk maybe it was the fuckin personality and the connection they had???
Humans were a mistake.>You have been heckin' mute-arino'd for 2 gosh darn seconds, because your rooty toot tootin' comment was not piggly-wigglyin' original, sweaty
>>82707589How are humans supposed to function without legs and butts?!
>>82707684Skip to the end of this book and you'll find out
>>82701654Besedest post of the thread
>>82707511Uhhh how? I need this info?
>>82701674Like a gay.
Homosexuals dont have a right to look down on other people.
Straight white Christian board.
r9g I've come to a conclusion after about 2 seconds if thought I have finally admitted I'm probably gay to myselftook too fucking long imo kek
>>82707778I think it's just genetics, I was born to be a bottom, being born with phimosis prolly helps a lot too
>if thoughtHow is the weather in Bangalore Randhjeep?
i was born to kill myself
>I was born to be a bottomIdk bro sounds like Jewish mind control
>>82707874more like top mind control, the jews didn't get to take my foreskin so now I'm too sensitive to use my PP for anything
>>82707854No i meant getting more sensitive
>>82707868Me, I was born to die. Killing myself takes too much planning/prep/effort, I'm a lazy fuck who simply can't be bovverd.
>>82707895maybe try hypnosis videos, or avoiding touching the head so when it does get stimulated it's more special
What are the gaybots up to this Saturday evening? Seemingly more lively than normal I see.
>>82707919I doubt hypnosis would work on me and i dont really touch the head much anyways
>>82707930I post on this thread every single day because this thread basically serves the role of being my boyfriend
>>82707949I post here daily too but more for frens I've lost all hope of a bf.
>>82707946you never know until you try! maybe it's just easier for me because I'm pretty submissive
>>82707930Doing homework and drinking and jerking off
>>82707963Everyone in this thread is my bf
Sometimes I imagine what life in a r9gay polycule would be like. Sounds either hot or completely terrifying.
R9gay Danganronpa
>>82706515>interestingi respond regardless :)>musicsometimes. im really into television and the gun club at the moment. i like punky rhythms https://youtu.be/4PhCNkHteU8wbu?>booksmostly poetry. my mom gifted me a neruda book a few days ago ^_^ i recently got into robert frost's writing too, it's the kind of writing i want to "achieve" u know.>did you mean something else:lenny:
r9gay headquarters
>>82708011A lot of dishonest niceness and bitchiness that degenerates quick into retarded e-drama, political shitflinging, mentally ill schizobabble and arguing/crying, coupled with the stench of pot mixed with tacos and curry.
I do wonder what % of people here are unironically pedarasts to some degree
>>82708128isn't the average r9g poster too young to be a pedarast
What's the definition of pederast? Does simply wanting to fuck femboys make me one, even if they are legal?
I'm getting a Xiaomi phone PURELY because I find Mitu cute.>>82708170Trvke
>>82708202No. You are still a pedophile, though, as all heterosexuals are.
>>82707970Im not really like that so i doubt it would really help me
>>82708215sorry to hear that, good luck anyway!
>>82708233Thank you nice anon. Good luck in your travels
anyone wanna RAVE????https://youtu.be/m_7L8q5A8X0?si=JT5y7Qca5-2vKyF7
Some of you would actually be fine to talk to consistently. Unfortunately a discord server would become corrupted as they always have
>>82708324No. I would rather die anon.
>>82708375Why wait? Why prolong the inevitable? It's not like Chad is going to walk up to you throw you against a wall and pound your ass with his 10" cock.
what even happens at a rave anyway? I know strobe lights and DJs and is it molly gets used? Anything else?
>>82708414Hi im chad thundercock, bend over
>>82708375whatever partypooper fuck you nigga>>82708425yeah drugs are still bigmy thing is that if you need drugs or alcohol to enjoy the music then it isnt for you
>>82708427Steel doesn't bend for a twig.
I should take a shower but I don't want to. Motivate my fat ass to practice basic hygiene.
>>82708470If you dont practice basic hygiene, Hue will keep living
>>82708324https://youtu.be/O7JHYJc9_Lk
>>82708373the way to do it would be making it private and inviting people who post tags here if they seem fine, rather than posting a server link. would be a funny idea just to add anyone who posts their tag for another anon. the only good reddits now are private ones that just invite people who make cogent and interesting comments, they dont have any way to apply to join or w/e. im not in any cause im too combative but i know a person who is and they send me screenies of stuff. funny deets about various internet people which arent public knowledge n things like that.
>>82708489I would probably not be allowed in now anyways. I just want anons who actually put forth effort to find each other and support one another
>>82708544i may start doing it honestly kek. may never amount to much but w/e. you can trust me to kick ppl if they start getting neeny, im very easily annoyed by that.
So what happens to r9gay discord servers? As an old boomer who never uses it I'm curious.
>>82708593Tbf the best server we had the actual owner was barely on and just switched out admins now and then. >>82708604Cliques, people finding bfs and getting kicked out for having bfs, trans taking over the server and letting minors in.
>>82708604ive never seen a discord server i liked. theyre always either dead or too busy, and people seem to do nothing but say in-jokes, post meme pictures and click the emoji reactions. its probably fun to have one with your irl friends and maybe random ppl you invite from games if they seem fun. discord wasnt around when i was in middle/highschool, the thing was AIM, but i was in some chatrooms on that which had some of my friends plus ppl they knew from other schools and it was pretty cool.i could see a permanent version of that being nice, however ppl having mod powers always seems to create drama...one of my friends in like 8th grade tried to make a BB forum for ppl to post things in, which would sort of be like a primitive discord, but people kind of immediately started spamming it with dumb shit leading to drama about who should be banned or not etc. it was retarded and annoying and since i had admin privileges cause i told him how to make it in the first place i deleted all the element css making it fucked up and broken cause it was just pissing me off and things were better when we just used a daily aim room.
Lgbt blood is halal. You must all be killed.
>>82708883When the Day of the Shwarma comes don't forget to allahu akbar me first.
Discord is just for control freak faggots to enact their control freak fantasiescaptcha NTR GA
a discord that just bans all trannies on sight would work
I sentence you all to death.
>>82708904Your ruling is stiff but firm. I hope my punishment is hard and long.
>>82708904if you are born you die no need to sentence anything just wait
hmm I should eat kebab tomorrow
>>82708476nice selection rude bwoy
>>82709035https://youtu.be/BIWKeI9QtEc
>>82709047https://youtu.be/C6ftrGxgScw?si=AKbX6DJOmrvtPqDA
Gonna listen to the song that reminds me of my ex ebf because I feel like crying
Almost forgot to take my finesteride oops. Nearly became straight there
hopped a fence to get to one sex pest for mayor billboard but couldnt figure a way to get up to the platform. i figured there would be a fence on the back lol...i wish i could climb poles like my cool older cousin. i went and did another billboard that wasnt as high up though. it wasnt on as busy a street, but it was still extremely satisfying. sprayed "creep" over his smarmy fucking creep face. i highly recommend political mischief for a good cause to any bored anons.
I almost cried while drawing just now. I'm not sure what it was. It's a horrible feeling to be overcome with such emotions and not know the root cause of it. I feel it's a mixture of guilt and longing. I wish I didn't fuck myself over so many times and maybe I'd be somewhere nice right about now. But tomorrow is a new day and the world won't care anyhow.
theres still a big beautiful world out there and its all for you to discover anon
>>82709520to quote a song"You need someone to tell you how to feelAnd you think your happiness is realThere's so much more the world has to revealBut you choose to be concealed..."
>>82709454I want to be bullied like that...
>>82709541I'll touch your butt and penis and hope that's your reaction.
Be a fucking man. Stop being gay.
I am the biggest homophobe I know,
Grow a pair. Get a girl pregnant.
Be a fucking man. Raise a family.
blah blah blah nigga
>>82709572Anon, you do NOT want anyone here getting a girl pregnant and having a son
I'm texting a gril but we're mutually bored
ew a girl? this is a gay thread for cute boys only
>>82709551As long as it is a heterosexual butt pat!
someone has a humiliation kink
>>82709829cute boys only, what are you doing here?
>>82708170>too younghow young? Some of you guys are almost 30 like me, right?
omega male
Meow need bf yay gimme bf yay
>tfw started watching 9/11 videos before bedI brought it on myself didn't I? I wish I had a boy to calm down my anxiety about loss of life. :(
You are all losers.
>tfw no life-sized glass bust of a twink butt
>>82710476I need this sort of thing too!
>>82710476I feel very sad for everyone who lost someone. I stopped watching a documentary about it when they started interviewing the victims' loved ones, I was overwhelmed
>>82710505I've always felt like the one who when push came to shove would probably be doing the comforting instead of being the comforted. Ironic. What are you concerned about Anon?
>>82710521normally reading wikipedia articles about scary things like serial killers unusual deaths. Freaks me TF out.
>>82710525Curiosity killed the cat I guess. But regardless, I hope a boy like you isn't to rattled. It's only human to take "risks" I suppose. Even if it is more personal and mental than a traditional type of risk.
>>82710545aww ty, good luck on ur bf quest, I think I'll be fine I'm just lily livered.
>>82710478I am the KING of losers. No one here is a bigger loser than me.
>>82710525don't read about human trafficking in train stations
are cut scars a useful thing to have
>>82710560O.oI'll save that for when I do have a bf to keep my calm and comfy
ever stumbled across those creepy "checking if hotel is safe" videos? Rocked my world and made me see things differently forever whenever I travel, even if I happen to stay only in family run businesses or cheaper ones, but even then, you never know...
>>82710614I ignore them. I'm traveling next week and prefer ignorance.
gonno see if i can rip my own head off
Good thing I found a pirated version of titan quest 2 before getting on a sale, which I was literally minutes away from doing. Now just give me diversity creed jpn for free so I don't waste money on ubislop franchise that hasn't been good since 2nd or 3rd game
I wanna become 2d
I saw a dream where I woke up in my bed again and again and I couldn't Make out what the time was and when I went to the kitchen there was a man there who assaulted me, this repeated like 5 times until I woke up
>>82711055are u ok anon? sounds like a nightmare
>>82711075Idk I feel weak
for me, it's the oversleeping-the-alarm nested dream
>>82711234>>82711234>>82711234only cute boys allowed this time
>>82703869Funniest post in a while. All true btw. Dating sucks and irl is shit.
>>82703921It just so happens that same people gravitate towards one position and you can tell just by how they talk or even look. But go off king
>>82704565Oh come on hue
