>be me>have long hair>smoke so much that my hair smells like cigarettes nowOfficially in deadbeat territory
Wow you are soooooooo cool.
>>82701568No, I just stink unfortunatelyBut yeah, the kids think I'm cool, and that's bad actually>mfw I became the bad influence my parents told me to stay away from as a kid
>>82701577Nobody thins you're cool you neckbeard
nah unc is super cool fr
>>82701923That's the trick actuallyBe so uncool that you loop back into being coolIt's like how normies keep saying on and on about being "non-chalant"Just chill