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In love but she's Mormon wtf do I do
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>>82701666
I'm not really familiar with Mormons. Are they really that different than other traditionalist followers of their respective religion?
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>>82701666
You save her from that retarded cult
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You become a Mormon and get your own planet in heaven
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>>82701675
Yes.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=23owsv-R0fs
> usually a cringetuber but actually has decent videos on this subject
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>>82701675
It is a bastardization of Christianity on a more absurd degree than Islam
There is a reason their "prophet" got expelled into the desert
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>>82701666
if cults were full of anime girls i would be easy pickings
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>>82701666
Convince her that Jesus Christ is God
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>>82702100o
nobody tell him
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>>82701666
Lmao you think any foid cares about their religion
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>>82701666
>666
If you love her, Satan, you should just convert. Even if you don't mean it. As far as religions go, Mormons have it pretty cushy.
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>>82702200
Dont convert, women see that as being a desperate loser
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>>82701666
>In love but she's Mormon wtf do I do
Make her watch some videos of Sam Shamoun absolutely destroying Mormons with their own scripture. Not believing Christ is King is ignorance.
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>>82701666
dont mormons allow multiple wives?
isnt it like, literally cannon for the girls to be femcuck cuckqueans?

like its normalized to, in front of your wife, tell her about how much you want a second wife, how hot other women are, how much you want to breed another girl and have the first wife help raise the kid, how sexually excited you are for another women, and the first wife is suppose to accept this?

kinda based....
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>>82701666
RUN ANON

mormon "sisters" seek out lonely-looking men and trick them to join the church. it's a well known practice called "flirt to convert". once you join the church you're fucked, you have to follow all their rules and give them a portion of your salary.
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>>82701666
abandon hope. mormon chads hog all the women to themselves, even more than regular chads. that's what happens in any polygamous society. she's already fucking the elder
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>>82702631
yeah this. the elites god all the women
and the non-elites are there as work cucks
there cults are just there for the benefit of the leaders, and everyone else is a brainwashed slave

this is why we need to breed atleast 5 girls for every 1 male, so all men can have this
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>>82701666
Just fuck her. Many of the mormon girls in hs were reputed to be easy girls and voracious. I dont know if that's true, obviously but other guys seemed to think so.



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