[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1.png (350 KB, 640x359)
350 KB
350 KB PNG
Previous : desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82687325

Rules:

Ignore impolite moids

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/

/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
https://rentry.org/biofem_OP
>>
>>82701736
Good morning; I like that OP pic.
>>
>>82701736
whats the point of this? posting on here is just the fastest way to get called a troon.
>>
what are the nonas doing for halloween this year?
>>
I see you woke up since you are posting your normal threads. Go back to sleep. This board is way better without your stupid spam.
>>
pumpkin spice latte with Op1
>>
>>82701783
I'm planning to go as a vampire since I can dress warm like that and I think it's pretty masculine like you don't usually see women vampires and I'll be going out with my friends but we haven't decided where yet but there's only one gay club in the city so I guarantee we're going to go there so I don't know why they act like it isn't already decided
>>
I don't usually participate in /biofem/, I just read the thread, but this time I'm going to make an exception and participate
>>82701780
I'm a biological male, yes, a man is creating /biofem/ threads, I'm not very proud of it. I wish I were creating /male/ threads instead, but since /biofem/ is an active thread with many replies and /male/ is dead, I prefer to create /biofem/ threads.
>>82701783
Halloween is not celebrated in my country
>>82701790
/biofem/ is a legitimate topic, this is not spam
>>
File: jeet.jpg (8 KB, 225x225)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
>>82702028
>Halloween is not ceIebrated in my country
>>
>>82702028
>im a biological male, yes, a man is creating /biofem/ threads, im not very proud of it. I wish I were creating /male/ threads instead, but since /biofem/ is an active thread with many replies and /male/ is dead, I prefer to create /biofem/ threads.
Thats a bit strange but I get your point. Is it a attention whore kind of thing for you? Even as a girl this site can get boring sometimes
>>
>>82701783
Planning to do BB Hood from Darkstalkers; not sure what I'll actually be up to.
>>
>>82702070
I'm from South America
>>82702113
>Is it a attention whore kind of thing for you?
I create /biofem/ threads because I like reading the replies
>>
File: 1752168905721295.mp4 (3.41 MB, 385x685)
3.41 MB
3.41 MB MP4
Oh goodie, can we finally have intelligent, high quality discourse without male noise?
>>
>>82702028
What's the point of a man posting these threads? Is there a particular poster you are trying to talk to?
>>
>>82702134
>I create /biofem/ threads because I like reading the replies
You only post things like questions about weight, height and such. What do you like about that? Do you want to imagine the bodies of posters?
>>
File: 1753399421541853.jpg (20 KB, 700x390)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
>>82702237
>Do you want to imagine the bodies of posters?
Would you like some help with that?
>>
>AI generated thumbnail
No soul!!!
>>
>>82702257
I dont have a imagination and dont want to think about such things, or did you mean something different?
>>
It'll never be the same without the original nonas here. Miss Moid-chan, hope things are still going well for her.
>>
>>82701763
It is just aislop
>>
>>82702332
She apparently is. She made a small appearance several threads ago.
>>
>>82702332
well a few of them checked in with updates, check the archives
>>
>>82702332
I don't get what people liked about her. She seemed really annoying.
>>
>>82697577
this is part of why i can't take the idea that size doesn't matter seriously. every single woman has been with a top 1% dick when they're apparently rare. just doesn't add up unless they're specifically seeking the biggest guys in their area. it's demoralizing and makes one not want to bother with modern women unless you're huge since you can't compete or measure up otherwise. women just lie and lie and lie about size not mattering until you get them to admit plenty of their ex bfs or fwbs were hung and they loved it.
>>
>bro is still not done with the self-flagelation
>>
>>82702699
i just wish women were honest instead of two faced and deceitful by nature. stop giving nonchads false hope, it hurts more than the truth.
>>
>>82702474
Quirkiness, hyperactive, acted nice and caring even to people she hatred. She was willing to talk to anyone. Her going back on her meds was her downfall.
>>
>>82701783
YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>
Is it just me or is the whole beta simp paypig dynamic going away? Seems like girls don't even want to cuck us out of our money anymore.
>>
>>82702975
some women will always need betabux after they get tired of the chad cock carousel.
>>
>>82702668
Not all relationships are about size, anon. That's what /r9k/ doesn't get. Instead all they do is pay attention to size queens.
>>
>>82703009
>Not all relationships are about size, anon.
right. just every woman is hoping the guy she's hooking up with is hung for some unknown reason..
>>
>>82702987
Why wait though? I'd rather simp for a girl while she's still riding it.
>>
>every woman remembers and talks about her biggest lays fondly
>every woman brags and gushes to her friends if the man she's with is big
>but all men are equal and size doesn't matter sweaty
uh huh.
>>
>>82703009
Isn't that just a default woman? Usually if a girl truly doesn't care about penis size it's because she has some other abnormal fetish to take its place.
>>
When women say size doesn't matter she means that she doesn't need a 10 incher and she's more than happy to settle for 7. They are never ever referring to men who are legitimately 4 inches or smaller (of which there are millions).
>>
>>82703029
Hooking up isn't relationships. Hook-ups are strictly for flings and are onmy sexual in nature. There's a difference between that and a relationship. The fact that you dob't know the difference says everything.
>>
>>82703079
so what you're saying is

chad fucks

beta bucks
>>
>>82703087
What you are saying:
>I am a virgin who only pays attention to my echo chamber.
>>
>>82703079
This implies that a woman would only be in a relationship with a smaller guy for non sexual reasons, in other words using him for resources while not being attracted to him and desiring other men sexually.
>>
>>82703100
i definitely wouldn't be a virgin if i was handsome and tall with a big cock.
>>
>>82703104
>non-sexual reasons
Like love? Something you don't have.

>the rest
Typical incel trash.
>>
>>82703135
>I love you but I am not attracted to you and would rather have sex with other men with bigger penises
Every man loves to hear these words
>>
>>82703135
>love
women are only capable of "loving" a man who is desirable to other women. this is why they want to lock down a chad so badly, or resent whatever beta they settled for. i'm not even convinced women are capable of loving their children unless they have a chad father.
>>
>>82703144
even women on leddit (insanely bluepilled and progressive space) admit they don't understand why it's rude to call a man husband and not hookup material. it's hilarious.
>>
>>82702474
She is an oldfag and thats what sold me at least, I like oldfags for their stories
>>
>>82701783
I'm going to light candles on my grandparents graves..then I'll go home and eat some candy, maybe watch a show or two too.
I like dressing up but there's nothing to go to this year
>>
>>82703144
>equating love to only physical attraction and dick size
So love to you is only sex and physical attractiveness. No mention of character, nor anythong that makes their personality attractive. Says everything. Typical incel shit.
>>
>>82703189
>personality
to women your looks are your personality.
>>
>>82703189
You are a man, and dont deserve a proper response
>>
>your size doesn't matter to me because I was never interested in having sex with you anyway
>but for the men I actually want to fuck, it matters
Thanks honey. I feel a lot better now.
>>
>moids angry they cannot measure up to chad
>>
>>82703234
not angry. what angers me is the fact that women lie and act like anyone but chad has a chance.
>>
>>82702975
>Seems like girls don't even want to cuck us out of our money anymore.
Why would they want that? They can make their own money. Most men just don't serve a purpose anymore.
>>
>>82703189
Thinking that attraction is important in a relationship =/= thinking attraction is the only thing that matters
>>
>yes... i might have given my body and holes to chad(s) for free for hookup sex..
>but i truly love you anon and want to marry you now
life truly is a humiliation ritual for everyone but chad.
>>
>>82702276
Wasn't me this time! : )

>>82702337
Still looks cool to me.

>>82702668
>every single woman has been with a top 1% dick
I think I found the crux of your confusion.
>>
Size doesn't matter because I'm attracted to you for your personality. I don't enjoy it when you have sex with me because your penis is too small but it doesn't matter. No I'm not asexual, I definitely still crave good sex that you can't give me due to your size, but it's okay because of your personality.
>>
>>82703503
really weird bait
>>
I wish cute nerds still existed, now they're all angry and not cute anymore
>>
>>82703523
fuck the anger out of them and they will revert back to being cute again.
>>
>>82703410
>I think I found the crux of your confusion
every single woman online has been with at least a few guys with huge length and girth. every single one. either extreme sizes aren't as rare as we think or all women are fucking around with the small number of top men in their area during their youth and best years where they fuck all the bad boys and players and find themselves. desperately hoping one of these said chads pick them to date longterm.

>>82703523
i think you want a chad with glasses, not a "nerd".
>>
>>82703631
>every single one
Don't know if you're trolling or retarded, but it's probably just as well that you give up.
>>
>>82703681
>Don't know if you're trolling or retarded
how does literally every single woman online have experience with huge dicks then if not for chad hypergamy? there is no other explanation.
>>
>>82701871
Hi there
How can I assist you?
>>
>>82702225
>Is there a particular poster you are trying to talk to?
No.
>>82702237
I'm not very creative, I ask random questions
>>
>>82702332
They are :). Well except right now, me and my fiancee had a major argument. Sorry, I cannot help that I'm tired AF after doing a 3 1/2 hour run this morning and want to stay in instead of going out. Then got called in to work to do care coordination for a patient being discharged on the weekend. She has no people in her life and she needs in home care that needs to be arranged. I'm just waiting for call backs from the agency that can do the transport to take her home before discharging. I already got the in home care ready. Sorry, I cannot fucking help it and him wanting me to get a different job and wanting me to do another marathon were his fucking ideas.

>>82702426
My appearances are not small! Did you not see the wall of text I typed up?! How about this wall of text? Do I need to make more walls of text? I think I need to. 4chan needs more walls of text. It's very decorative. That gives me an idea for decorating my fiancee's walls. Why don't I put up just a bunch of random words on his walls? Then, we'd have a literal walls of text! Though, those "believe" and "live, laugh, love" ones are so fucking dumb. I think we need literal random words. Like random. No structure or anything. No sentences or quotes. Just literal randomly placed words. Reminds me of a book I read recently called A Short Stay in Hell that is based on The Library of Babel.

>>82702474
Sorry for being annoying :(. Do I need to go back to Larping Queen, or Ungrateful Berry Picker to be less annoying? Personally, I prefer Angry Nurse.

>>82702923
Do I fit the stereotype of the quirk chungus without the chungus? I'd be offended if I were. I lost all that weight gained caused from the prednisone I was on for awhile! Give me some credit. I'm not fat :(.

>>82702924
Hi tomo! How are you?

>>82703180
>oldfag
That's a funny way of saying oldHAG.
>>
>>82704547
please stop running marathons, MC ;_;
>>
>>82704547
>Why don't I put up just a bunch of random words on his walls?
I've seen that in horror movies
>>
>>82704576
Why? Maybe I like torturing myself? I like running at such a slow zone 1 pace that it's agonizing boring. It's good mental training! I like taking 3 hours to warm up in zone 1 for a 1/2 hour zone 2 workout! Thankfully my knees aren't bothering me. It usually doesn't when I do easy workouts.

>>82704606
Which ones were those? I cannot remember the movies but there are some where the killer will put some scary words on the wall, and when the person reads them, they come out and attempt to kill the person.
>>
>>82701736
What an unfortunate thread. I loved the pic though which is why I clicked.
>>
>>82704679
you shoulld just fuck off and die, stupid retard moid.
>>
>>82704547
Hey, there! : )
>Like random
I nominate 'defenestration'. A wonderful and woefully-underutilized word.
>>
File: smugfuck.jpg (62 KB, 717x884)
62 KB
62 KB JPG
lol, a patient was watching Cheers on their laptop when I walked by their room. I had to rewatch the OP in it. I remember my parents watching it. I had to watch the OP. I don't know why, but I like the smug look on this smugfuck's face.

>>82704864
Hey! What's going on? That's a great one! It def describes what I feel like doing right now since you mentioned it. Like really get on the top floor here, then throw something out the window.
>>
>>82704547
>I think we need literal random words. Like random. No structure or anything. No sentences or quotes. Just literal randomly placed words.
You just gave me a business idea.

>>82704864
>defenestration
A common sudden happening in Russian political circles.
>>
need doodle of MC defenestrating moids
>>
>>82704547
>Well except right now, me and my fiancee had a major argument.
There we go, the next chapter of the LARP, right on schedule.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79698439/#q79741734
>>
File: cosplay.jpg (79 KB, 700x600)
79 KB
79 KB JPG
Someone seriously did a cosplay of it. LMAO.

>>82704999
Glad to give you that inspiration. Make sure to credit it in your website's faq saying it was inspired by an angry nurse.

>>82705046
There was a moid patient not too long ago that I felt like doing that to. What kind of grown man acts like a child over food? God, they had a great menu that day and he got a decent burger! I know hospital food is not the best, but even I ate it for lunch with no problems. The only thing wrong with it was that it was dry!
>>
>>82705128
Sorry he hasn't murdered me yet :(
>>
>>82704953
>Hey! What's going on?
Not a ton today; just ate some pizza and now I'm just relaxing.
>It def describes what I feel like doing right now since you mentioned it.
I've not often felt like doing it, but I've had it threatened to be done to me more than once. ; )

>>82704999
>A common sudden happening in Russian political circles.
That's certainly the impression that I've gotten.

>>82705132
>Someone seriously did a cosplay of it. LMAO.
That's actually pretty cool.
>>
>>82705484
Pizza sounds so good right now. Thanks for giving me that craving. I have a sub in the fridge at home that I'll have instead.

Oh no! How badly did you agitate them to make them want to do it to you? lol I'm on the verge of it since the transport agency still has not called back. I'm just sitting here doing nothing. Fuck it, I'm going to call again.
>>
>>82705578
MC's fav foods?
>>
>>82705610
risperidone
>>
>>82705578
>How badly did you agitate them to make them want to do it to you?
It was a friend and it was said 95% in jest. I can't even remember what I had said or done, but I remember that that was how I learned that word.
>lol I'm on the verge of it since the transport agency still has not called back
Like, for moving patients among facilities?
>>
>>82705610
I still love my oatmeal! Though I'm eating less healthier. I've fallen in love with those cheap cheesesteak things at Dollar General. I have a few in my freezer at work. Only a few though since the freezer is really small.

>>82705662
No, that would be Thorazine.

>>82705671
Oh, see. I find it funny when you hear a new word for the first time, you suddenly hear it all the time.

They just called back the moment I made that post. The patient just needs a transport home. She doesn't have a vehicle nor anyone around her. We don't really like it if they were to call an Uber or something when there's services with people who insurances will pay for transports from facilities that have a little bit of medical training for instances like in case they fall. Why pay out of pocket for an Uber when insurance will pay for it all and make sure you are in your door and settled inside? Now I'm just waiting for the discharge and I'm going TF home.
>>
>>82705746
>Now I'm just waiting for the discharge and I'm going TF home.
Hope it comes in soon and you have a nice evening. *hug*
>>
Nurse mommies are best mommies
>>
>>82705811
They're on their way. It just took a while to find a person in the agency who was willing to do it and wasn't in the middle of doing things. Usually the only ones who do it are people who want the extra money by doing unconventional hours like weekends. At least the patient is going to be safe since I really trust the person who is going to transport her home. Not that they really needed it since the patient is very able bodied, but just had an accident falling down some stairs at her apartment and ended up hitting her head.

Anyways, you have a nice evening as well! They're almost here so I'm going to get ready to head home myself and chill out.
>>
They're gone. I'm going TF home and eat then read the book I picked up a few days ago called Home is Where the Bodies are. It's okay, but nothing noteworthy. I don't think it's worth the buy though. I should have just pirated it instead and read on my tablet.

Good night nonas and stupid moids.
>>
>>82706175
>and stupid moids.
gn <3<3<3



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.