/r9k/ - i'm watching gore videos - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/05/25(Sun)06:40:48 No.82710925

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Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:40:48 No.82710925 Archived

i'm watching gore videos

Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:44:49 No.82710944

Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:44:49 No.82710944

>>82710925
you're not edgy and cool, you're lame and gay

Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:45:54 No.82710949

Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:45:54 No.82710949

>>82710925
I just signed up for a study on depressed people that will involve being brain scanned by an MRI. It'd be so cool if I make it through the selection process and then sneak some piece of metal in me beforehand. Or like that one meme of swallowing a bag of coins. The news headlines would be legendary.

Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:46:17 No.82710952

Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:46:17 No.82710952

>>82710925
Thanks for letting us know, kiddo.

Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:55:06 No.82711001

Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:55:06 No.82711001

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>>82710949

yeah, no

I was in an MRI last Tuesday and the the make you strip (privately of course) and put this robe on. the scan lasts 20 min and you cant move your head at all

You wont succeed sneaking the metal, and overall its quite boring

Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)07:48:49 No.82711249

Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)07:48:49 No.82711249

>>82710925
the breeder is back, as unconvincing as ever i see. go back to your bbc circlejerk

Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)07:49:41 No.82711254

Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)07:49:41 No.82711254

>>82710949
swallowing a bag of coins probably wouldn't kill you quickly. youd get disemboweled as the bag tears a channel out of your stomach, but youd be in a clinical setting, they'd probably stop you from bleeding out. after that youd either die slowly from infection, or theyd save your life but sue the fuck out of your for destroying their million dollar machine.