Previous : desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82750814Rules:Ignore impolite moidsFAQ:>What is this thread?A place for biological women to talk about their lives.>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.>I'm a man, can I post here?Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.>I'm a tranny, can I post here?No. Die.>What does nona mean?Anon -> Nona>I want a holeThis is not >>>/soc/>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?This is not /ATOGA//biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:https://rentry.org/biofem_OP
>>82760364hi hoes
sex with stinky femcels
To the singular potential female who is reading this, what are things you want to hear/see less of when men are approaching you specifically to ask you out and what would you rather have them say? Do you appreciate someone who is more forward in their approach and when you deny their request, what is an appropriate response you'd prefer to hear that isn't too awkward?I haven't been with a woman in 4 years and every so often I think about wanting to pursue the dating scene and find love again, but on top of me not wanting to relive the nightmares I had to endure during my last relationship, I find the whole process of asking random women out embarrassing, not the failure but more so I don't know what the fuck to say to you if I find you remotely attractive or when the appropriate time is, especially when I consider myself less than average.
>>82760500>when you deny their requestIf a girl turns you down, my advice is to just let it go. If she was being honest, continuing to pursue her is just going to annoy her. The alternative is that she was playing games with you, which means she's not going to be worth it.
> What is something you are confident you will never do in your life?
>>82760364cute miku
>>82761179>> What is something you are confident you will never do in your life?Visit rural Siberia.
I like smelling women. I like sniffing womens' hair. I will steal your shirt and sniff it all day.
>>82760364Why was this thread created? This place feels dead and there are more men than women?
>>82761303r9k is dead in general. We finally are at <10k posts daily, if you consider like 2.5k of those are the spam generals (britfeel that should be on bant, r9fag that should be on lgbt) and another 1k or so is spam that gets sent daily (day xx or not understanding how 4chan works, tripfags, etc) it's clear to seeReviving the best thread we've had in recent times makes sense. Biofems are our best posters.
>>82761303>Why was this thread created?I don't know either, but I'll keep posting in them; especially if there are questions.
>>82761303>Why was this thread created?watched the Audition movie
>>82761354i guess all the fakecels and volcel chads are finally getting bored.
>she posted it againYou should invest your neetbux into getting noise cancelling headphones instead of simping like you did to that ewhore you spammed last year.
>>82762378Lack of moderation means everyone is getting bored, the future of r9k will be just a bunch of blogspammers pretending this is their twitter account because mods are too incompetent
Would any Foids give me a dick rating?
I want to hide under a femanon's bed while she has sex with chad. If I'm lucky I'll get to see her legs and feet. Maybe she'll kneel down to blow him and I'll see her bottom too...
>>82761303That's because it is, and everyone posting are just flies eating the corpse.
genuine question is anyone else into urethral sounding
>>82761158I was more so talking about a first time encounter. I don't like to pursue someone who doesn't give obvious hints, but I was asking because if someone says they're not interested or they have a boyfriend I sorta freeze up for a second looking for a smooth response like "oh my bad, have a good day" it just feels awkward to end something like that or does that suffice because she'd probably want the situation to end as fast as possible?
you've never had to grow up in a dank dusty cave so you have no goddamn bearing on what it is like basically
why do women performatively act like nonchads have a chance when every time you ask whether or not their bf/husband and ex bfs are chads they just so happen to all be outliers in some shape or form. i wish women would just be honest and admit they want men who are already desirable or attractive in some form, absolutely no woman wants to take a chance on a loser or incel if they aren't an outlier or the best in some way physically.>don't worry anon you're a great guy!! any woman would be lucky to have you!!>yes my bf is 6'2", makes six figures, and has a huge cock and large bodycount but this isn't about me.
>>82763304>"oh my bad, have a good day"Assuming that you have no interest in just being her friend, this is as good of an exit as any.
>>82763420Berries? I've been thinking about you. I'd ask how you're doing, but I think that post says it all. *hug*
>>82763420berries is that u?
Moid here. I need a slutty redheaded freckle faced foid to be my wife.
>>82763496A dank dusty cave is just fine.
whats with the on purpose spotlighting of someone who doesnt like attention
>>82763519Fair enough, appreciate the feedback
>>82763710whats with her using that filename if she didnt want to be spotlighted
>>82763710you could use a little attention and love
>>82763710>doesnt like attentionYet posts just like her, with an avatar (though of not the one she commonly posts from that one anime) and the .jpg filename. Yeah, she definitely doesn't want attention.How are you doing? Are your migraines getting any better, berries? How are the hot baths going?
>>82763710>who doesnt like attentionUhm..
Why won't she talk to us (
stop making a scene. it's weird.i got spikes from a plant in my hand today. i feel them poking around as i type.>>82760364why aren't there OP questions?
>>82764181i do not owe anyone anything. don't get into parasocial relationships online. do not gesture toward me in reference with "she" and "us" like there is some group link that awards special privileges or intimacy between me and you.
>>82764340there's no parasocial relationship, just... you're here and... we're acknowledging you, so.... it is ok to say "hey, what's up"?
>>82760364>>82761303>>82761354Another lazy no effort thread with zero questions in the OP. I will not be posting nor bumping this thread. I do not care if someone replies to my post with questions. Put them in the OP. Why is a man spamming OPs in the first place?
>>82764318>why aren't there OP questionsBecause the OP is a lazy no effort man with zero creativity. He makes dead generals so he can argue and get attention for free.
Schizoberries sameberrying to warn us of the sloggy 6 7 plot!
no thread questions yet again...
Thread question: how would you feel about having a beta male slave who existed to spend money on you and do chores and run errands? In return you only have to let him watch you have sex with your boyfriend
>>82764552>how would you feel about having a beta male slave who existed to spend money on you and do chores and run errands? In return you only have to let him watch you have sex with your boyfriendWeird; but if I liked him as a friend and believed that it was making him happy... maybe.
>>82764552Bubt how'ere you sopsed to watch me n chad yiff if we r long dstance?
>>82760364I just got my $2000 money order from the moid I'm pretending to be friends with online. Life is great.
>>82763798She has never posted homestuck shit
Low quality quiz of the day https://mtrofibun.github.io/Arcade/Prizes.html
>>82764874messed up the linkhttps://mtrofibun.github.io/Arcade/Prizes.html
>>82760364What is the purpose of this thread?You established rules and all but you brought nothing to start a discussion on.
>>82764855Congrats what are you gonna spend it on?
how dare you refer to her as "she"
>>82764904>Congrats what are you gonna spend it onHonestly probably mostly use it to buy food, but I like those Portland leather crossbody bags (the brown ones) and I'll probably get a pink baggu tote maybe for light shopping and maybe another pair of hokas.
>>82764770>but if I liked him as a friend and believed that it was making him happy... maybe.I wish I was your friend
>>82764855>>82764942That guy sounds really lucky. I would be jacking off for hours thinking about all that money being spent.
>>82764318Girls who like amo are green flags
Thread Questions:(1)What food and drinks would you serve if you hosted a Halloween party?(2)What movie would you put on if you hosted a Halloween movie night?(3)Who or what in your life would you blame as the source if your doctor said that your body was hosting a parasite?
>>82764855>$2000Federal minimum wage is $7.25 and 1/3rd gets take out for taxes so it's more like $4.85 (assuming hes a neet with no other expenses), which means that guy probably worked 412 hours, meaning he worked 2 1/2 months full time. Just for a foid to take it for nothing in exchange.God damn simps are worthless.
>>82765389I'd do it if she cucked me and let me listen to her having sex with her boyfriend on video call.
>>82765354id make spooky themed alcoholic drinks thatre purple, green, and orange. maybe rum and cola for a "black" drink. then id make cookies and cupcakes with halloween decorations. kinda sounds like a kids partyid put on every pre 1960s horror movie in order of release id instantly blame dirty dishes or people using my shower because im a schizo germophobe
>>82765426But you're a tranny so your into degeneracy but most people don't like wasting resources.
>Does anybody beside yourself know your deepest secret? Do you ever intend to tell anyone?
>>82765354>What food and drinks would you serve if you hosted a Halloween party?Pretty much what >>82765454 suggested, plus plenty of candy in general. >What movie would you put on if you hosted a Halloween movie night?Sleep Hollow. >Who or what in your life would you blame as the source if your doctor said that your body was hosting a parasite?Probably the last waterpark I visited.
>>82765816i dont even think i have a deepest secret, im pretty retardedly honest about stuff
>>82765454>kinda sounds like a kids partyAdult Halloween parties serve the same foods and drinks as kiddie Halloween parties, just with alcohol.
>>82765852ive never been to a party so i wouldnt know, i thought itd be, idk, more adult
>>82765865The secret to adulthood is that none of us have any idea what we're doing, and neither did any of the generations before us. Immaturity never goes away.Now put this vodka in your bright green witch's brew and chug.
>>82765389>nothing in exchange.Making a fembot happy is a reward in itself
>>82765816>Does anybody beside yourself know your deepest secret?I can't think of a single thing that my bf doesn't know about me. >>82765093>I wish I was your friendI don't know if my bf is 'chad'y enough for you, but I hope you find happiness somewhere. >>82765882>Immaturity never goes awayGrowing old is inevitable; growing up is optional.
>>82767198Women always have such a weird idea of what a chad is. If you're having sex with him, he's a chad. Chad is the guy who gets to fuck the women that we can only jerk off to.
>>82767244Because chad is a retarded homosexual concept. Chad is everyone that isn't you, it's just an excuse to throw a tantrum
>>82767268>Chad is everyone that isn't youNot true, there are other guys not getting laid besides me
>>82767244>Women always have such a weird idea of what a chad is. No, different people who use the term are very inconsistent about what it means. A lot of people use it to mean muscle-bound jock frat boy douche types. >If you're having sex with him, he's a chad.You, on the other hand, are basically saying that the majority of men are chads.
>>82767417In my mind, if I'm paying just to jack off to a girl and another guy is having sex with her for free, he's the chad and I'm not.
I doubt crystal cafe is still dead you just want attention
>>82767503>In my mind, if I'm paying just to jack off to a girl and another guy is having sex with her for free, he's the chad and I'm not.Fair enough, sir. Would it be better or not as good if the guy was with two girls?
>>82767632Would I be simping for both girls or is one of them just like a guest? The thing is that my money would still be the same so I'd have to split it for each of them. I've definitely read good cuck scenarios involving two girls though.
>>82767585It's quite dead like most alt boards.less than 100 posts per day means you're speaking like to 5 people tops
>>82768088I could speak to way more people here.
>>82760500>Do you appreciate someone who is more forward in their approach and when you deny their request, what is an appropriate response you'd prefer to hear that isn't too awkward?Yes, and appearing to be slightly disappointed, but not affected or hurt by rejection. I personally don't mind if they try one more time depending on their response to rejection if they show comfort and confidence, just so long as they realize the second no is definitive.>>82761179Have a child in America.>>82763548>so the house becomes a reflection of performanceI feel called out! Though to be fair to myself, only the kitchen is like that.>>82765354>What food and drinks would you serve if you hosted a Halloween party?Candy, the Halloween cereals, and probably some peanut butter chip chocolate cupcakes topped with orange frosting. Drinks would be various cocktails served with glowing stir sticks and some dry ice.>What movie would you put on if you hosted a Halloween movie night?The Nightmare Before Christmas on repeat>Who or what in your life would you blame as the source if your doctor said that your body was hosting a parasite?Probably one of my cats.>>82765816No, and maybe.
>>82768155You ignored my question...
>>82765816There are secrets, every woman knows that every woman(including herself) is a lesbian.
>>82768155>I personally don't mind if they try one more time depending on their response to rejection if they show comfort and confidence, just so long as they realize the second no is definitive.Wanna go out with me?
>>82768844The Asian's style is horrible.
hii its me chickn am I welcome here :3
>>82764855Must be nice >.<I got a replacement usb c dock which I needed for my legion go from a moid :3 men are so sweet
>>82769107>>82764855>pretending to be friends withyou are horrible
>>82769143Not that femanon but I geniunely like talking to anyone if they're sweet and nice, so its not like I'm pretending to be their friend. in fact its often other men who take advantage of how frenly I am and just block me randomly one day.
>>82764855>>82769107How do get a moid to give you money? Do you just ask for stuff, I'm to embarrassed for that.
>>82769181i would give a foid money in exchange for sexual favours
>>82769143>you are horribleAccording to what? Patriarchal religions?
>>82769222Not that anon, but pretending to be friends is evil no matter what anybody's gender involved is.
Straight girls should be forcefully converted into lesbians.
>>82769301>be the gender responsible for literally every form of violence>complain about people who are "dishonest"(actually just follow their own truth)
>>82769322>Straight girlsAre we doing this again? Really?
>>82769334Until I get a girlfriend.
>>82769339Okay, then let me assure you, once again, that there's no such thing as a straight woman.Women are only attracted to other women, it's that simple.
>>82769346Sure, whatever you say.
>>82769323Oh, it's you, never mind then.
>>82769354Good. That's settled then.
>>82769181You casually mention your problems, you casually say that you don't know what to do about them, and then your moid casually offers to fix your problems for you.You: "Hey, um, I might not be able to play video games with you for a little white. My USB dock for my Legion Go is breaking down, so I can't use it that much until I can get a replacement."Him: "Wow, that sucks, I'm sorry. Hey, uh, listen, would it be too weird if I just got you a new dock? It's no big deal for me..."
Hello nonas, any of y'all dating guys you met off /soc/ ? I am and Im curious about others too
>>82769681so it's basically the shabbos goy arrangement where you can't actually ask for stuff
Get in the breeding cube, foidThose white birth rates aren't going to raise themselves
>>82767670The girl would be a guest, but I'd probably give her all the money.
berriiiieeessss
>>82770290So I'm paying one girl to let me watch her have sex, and she uses that money to pay another girl to enter a threesome with her and her bf? Sounds complicated...
>>82769181Nobody will give you money if they don't know you need it. It's poor form to throw money at people like that.
I made this thread over here>>82770630It immediately became about tits and complaining at women because I forgot this is /r9k/ any advice for meeting women like this?
>>82771141>fetishizing mental illness and having issuesYou deserve all the bad things that happened to you.
>>82771141those type of girls usually do cosplay and have 400k followers on insta
>>82771141go to chad's house you'll find them there.
>>82771201I guess it is kinda fucked up when you think of it like that...
>>82771141>ugh men are such piga am I right ladies>anyway how do I meet a fetish object like the one from my porn comic?
Feeling so much better than yesterday holy shit. My cycle was delayed because of a stressful trip and a bad injury and the hormones and cramping were really bad yesterday I had two panic attacks and couldn't stop crying but still got a lot done. Today will be my anime catchup day really recommend Sanda and Plus-sized Misadventures In Love so far. The latter is funny as hell reminds me of the Real Woman korean webtoon but shittier. I know the pickme is going to turn out to be a red herring and there is a more sinister villain. The former anime has a tryhard zoomer-trying-to-emulate-2000's artstyle but a nice twist. Anybody else watching anything good
>>82771306>Anybody else watching anything goodFemanons having sex with their BFs
why do young women come here to psychologically torture nonchads and call all men trash whilst fucking chads?
>>82771335Masochists like me love it and will even pay for it
>>82768155>the Halloween cereals,That's brilliant and I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0OBpW1YwBE>The Nightmare Before ChristmasMy second favorite after Sleepy Hollow.
>>82714567Hey! Sorry for confusing you with someone else! You always make the mom comments so I thought it was you. lol.>consistentThat's the most important thing. Are you not doing the jump rope thing anymore? I'm avoiding it since my PT/coach wants me to. To him: running, cycling, and strength training only! He never liked jump rope. I think he's wrong, but he's the one with a Ph.D!>stair masterGod I hated that thing so much, but it did the trick. One time when I had an injury that took a few sessions to correct, I used for that time since the course I was training on was going to be hilly. >darebeeThat is still a cool resource to use. I really liked it when I used it for awhile. I suggested it to a co-worker, but she hasn't kept up with it.>How was your 3.5 hour run? What was your distance? Other than the knees, it was okay. I ended up getting almost 20 miles in. My pacing, cadence, and stride is still really bad though (I haven't been able to get those back to my normal) and I was struggling a bit today since I'm still recovering from an episode yesterday. However, I managed through like today and did better than last week (21 miles in 3:33 today!) It made me feel a lot better unlike last week when I was tired AF. afa bored, a nice playlist and some decent scenery does the trick! Having others around also helps too like today I passed by some old friends and we ran together for awhile. If you want bored, try 3 hours on a track like I did a month ago. lol, yeah, that was torture running that much around in a 400m oval. There's a marathon that does that.>I like your idea about the random words on the walls as decoration. IKR? I'm going to try to sell the idea to him about it. At least something similar. The books and magazine pages sounds like a cool alternative. Maybe a theme to it, like pages of various novels on that subject? I just think the concept is really cool. It is a literal wall of text!
>>82770809No, the second girl is being paid to have an audience; not to participate.
moidchan in a wedding dress
>>82764855Absolutely based. First time you fleece him or had he already sent you money before?
>>82772388Oh. The earlier post said he would be "with two girls">>82767632That made me think he was having sex with both of them. What you're describing sounds even more bizarre. Can you explain?
>>82772590No no, she's participating but that's not why she's taking money. I must be really bored to be indulging this conversation in this detail.
>>82772666I wish you would explain it in more detail, it's very interesting.
>>82772674>I wish you would explain it in more detailNot really the thread for it; even if it is mostly dead.
>>82772716Would you talk about it elsewhere?
>>82771141It's a shit larp, everyone knows you actually want a loser gf because you believe it will be harder for her to get away from you, nothing else.
>>82772465That's tomonona in a wedding dress
>>82772782Tomonona has massive tits so that can't be her.
Sometimes, I wish I could get one more shot at youth. I wish I hadn't wasted so much time feeling self conscious when there really wasn't much to feel shitty about. I wish I had attempted to make friends instead of hiding in my room during high school. I wish I hadn't wasted my 20's in dead-end jobs. I wish I hadn't gotten so fat from being sedatary at said dead end jobs. I wish I had settled on a career back then opposed to getting my degree in my late 20's/early 30's.My life is by no means bad - it just feels like it never started. I have a decent job now, I have money to do things, but I have no one to do things with. I'm old, I'm out of shape, and I'm boring. To all you late teens/early 20's out there - find something to be passionate about and do it. Life is so dull when you have nothing.
>>82772849Even if I could do it all over again my penis would still only be 4 inches so it's pointless.
>>82772738>Would you talk about it elsewhere?Possibly; I have before. >>82772849>find something to be passionate about and do itThis is good advice, but it's not too late for you either.
>>82773056>Possibly; I have before.Where?
>>82772883Just having something you actually care about at least gives you the opportunity to find a community. To make friends, to have a topic to make small talk about.
>If you had to choose a new name for yourself, what would it be and why?
>>82773112>Where?A series of threads that don't exist anymore. >>82773321>>If you had to choose a new name for yourself, what would it be and why?I've always been partial to Windy (which is also my nickname for one of my friends).
I want a robot bf so bad..I want him to be a loser, mean, lonely, insecure..I'll play with his hair and hold him and never let him go I promise please please
>>82773574Damn I was hoping you would talk about it now.
>>82773581you are imagining chad with glasses
>>82773581>I want him to be a loser, mean, lonely, insecureHi, please respond
>>82773581>meanoh there goes that dream
>>82773605I'm not even clear on what it is that you want to know.
>>82773581I'm 5'6, 98 pounds, working at a dead end job with my father, never had sex, never go outside and I got expelled of college twice, if you're interested, hit me up.
>>82775542I just wanted to know what kind of situation you were trying to describe. Basically you're talking about having a threesome and then paying the other girl to let someone watch? It's a bit confusing.
>>82773581>>82775569I forgot to mention that I also live in a third world country and have a deformation on my chest. If you want to know I'm loser enough for you just ask!
Masc cosplay lesbians have ruined my sexuality. They're so much hotter than any man (save for like a few twinks temporarily but then death. The dykes just stay like that)
>>82775611I wish you would have stopped asking a long time ago.
>>82775775You could just answer normally instead of being so cryptic about it.
>add crazy femanon that says she always replies>i realise how crazy she is>deal with it because she replies>go to send her a meme>picrelsad, not even friend collectors want me.
>>82775678Excellent choice. What's even the purpose of a male?
>>82776185I'm toying with mine by feminizing him before I leave so he'll never be the same again
If the thread is dead by tomorrow, everybody have a good one.
>>82776082That's your own fault, nobody worth their salt is putting their discord here nowadays. For good reason.
>>82777323i've only added like 3 people total in the past 2 years. One person is usually enough for me.im not normie enough for most so i tried here.
>>82769681I see, good idea meeting them on video games, but I don't play video games. Do you think its possible to get different moids to pay for different bills/subscriptions? Would they even care if other guys are doing it too? Does race matter? (I'm Korean American), or should I hide that (I sound white). Also is it a good way to get regular income or just occasional freebies?
>>82777489Why are you trying to mooch of men like a leech?
>>82777489How do you feel about cucking men?
>>82777280It was already dead when it got reposted without questions in the op for the 5th time.
>>82777489Not even the girlies fully invested into sw would call it regular income
>>82777489Only occasional freebies from men who think they're your e-friends. You need them to think you're their e-girlfriend before you can get your regular bills covered. Regardless of what they think they are, they should be unaware of other men talking with you, so they can think that they're special and a priority to you. Nothing is truly free though, the cost comes to your dignity and to your soul.As for how you meet your victims, you'll want Discord voice calls that start off with a legitimate purpose, like watching movies and TV shows together. Men who watch lots and lots of anime are by far the most desperate (and most appreciative of Asian women), so you'll have the easiest time if you make those men your prey. Wait a few months before you mention your financial troubles, and never actually ask for money. Just mention how helpless you feel without enough money, and then let your victim decide to volunteer his help all on his own. Always let your sucker think that being suckered was his own idea.
>>82777489Hello, Haewon
>>82777489what do you want i'll gift it to you
>>82777489Just post disc, I'll get you whatever it is that you want.
Why do most women and men seem into choking nowadays? A man can already kill me easily if I am not armed why would I want to die during sex? Sex is terrifying as a concept.
>>82777864Damn I'd give anything to watch her get railed
>>82777869>>82777892This it's honestly insane how foids are coming up with conspiracy theories about befriending guys and chatting with them for months just to get some gifts that we could give them now
>>82760364You can tell the troons from the real foids by what they post:If it's blue-pill shit ( >>82773581) or fetish claiming to want autistics/losers/etc, then it's a troon or bisexual guy,If its a selfish self serving post with total disregard for anyone but themselves then it's a foid ( >>82777489 ).
>>82778032Both are males actually
>>82778050This.There are no fucking females in this thread. ONLY FAT UGLY HAIR ASS MEN.
femanons and lurking anons, what colours should i get (for both pieces)? i cant choose and have no one to get input from
>>82778142I wish I could pay for these.
>>82777816this is really evil>>82778142Top right and bottom left
>>82778154idk if id feel comfortable having some random guy pay for these as part of his fetish>>82778156thats what i was leaning towards tbdesu
>>82778182You might feel comfortable with it.
>>82778259i wouldnt, mainly cause its a fetish
>>82778262What's wrong with that...? It's harmless.
>>82778265i dont want someone to get some weird sexual gratification from buying me clothes? the fetish aspect will taint the clothes for me mentally
>>82778271You can forget all about it after.
>>82778276i cant just forget something like that. besides that, are you wanting something in return or what?
>>82778288Not really I just thought the outfits were cute.
>>82778304hmm ok. yeah they are very cute
>>82778351I like the bottom right.
>>82777942she didnt answer for some reasons i think foids might be retarded
>>82778387It was a man larping
>>82778381so thats 1 vote for each. id honestly get both but idk, i have so much i feel like i should only get one
>>82778424All of them are cute so whoever Winston you still end up cute
Both in black, the white in the bottom would make you look rectangular and wide and the pink is too washed out in the top one. Do you go to lolita events or just dress up for fun?
>>82778469fair point about it potentially making me look rectangular.i dont go to lolita events or anything, these are jirai kei and most of the people in my local comm seem to dislike jirai. i do dress lolita too but, this is my main. i wear it every time i go out and sometimes just dress for fun so, yeah
>>82778424Let me know if you want more than one.
>>82778489How long does it take you to get ready, from putting on clothes to hair and makeup?
>>82760364Guy here, how do I stop ghosting when people get too close? I do this online and in real life. My hands already shake when talking with women.
>>82778511wrong thread.just dont ghost, its an easy choice.
>>82778494i can afford both myself, i just worry about space and how much ill use them and i worry i have too many black pieces>>82778508it takes about 30 minutes max cause i usually style my bangs and stuff right after i shower in the morning. i dont take too long
>>82778538>it takes about 30 minutes max cause i usually style my bangs and stuff right after i shower in the morning. WOW SO INTERESTING
>>82778601they asked a question and i answered it, jesus christ dude
>>82778612I don't give a FUCK. Fuck you and fuck everything about you.
>>82778712why are you so angry anon? having a bad day?
>>82778718Just another pathetic day of being a virgin with a micropenis.
>she created another thread just to shitpost and spam, and now is whining about the thread itself
>>82778752Why does every thread (that goes long enough) devolve into bbc cu ck shit? Is it like godwin's law? The longer a thread goes on /r9k/ the more likely bbc will be mentioned? Why are you people obsessed with this shit?
>>82778872Just ignore. It's a stupid neet bitch who spams 95% of them while trying to deflect it onto trannies.
My granddad said he would prank call up random women in the 70s and breath heavily into the phone until they hung up or freaked out. I no longer feel safe at his house.
>>82778910Who? Sems?
>>82778958You shouldn't feel safe around men, period.
>>82778748>>82778910I don't know what delusion you have been chasing, but I am very sure you are wrong.
>>82778872>Why does every thread (that goes long enough) devolve into bbc cu ck shit?Probably because it gets people so triggered; they're just looking for a reaction. >>82778601Wow, you are extra cranky today.
>>82778156I don't know how much more clearly I can say "don't do this" than with "the cost comes to your dignity and to your soul".
>>82779549>"the cost comes to your dignity and to your soul"male hands typed this bible-thumping patriarchal NPC reply
>>82778182scarra is that you
>>82761214that won't be up for you to decide
>>82779718nope, that is not me (originally)
>>82779801>that won't be up for you to decideIf it's not up for me to decide then I wouldn't call it a 'visit'.
>>82779082as a moid, I agree. I don't feel safe around moids and foids and y'all really should stop cramping the streets I walk through.
>>82778142bottom left is cutest and has best balance of black/white imo
>>82780297>using neet1 iconography
>>82780297hello chickn original comment
>>82780297hey ckickn, what's going on?
>>82780399hiii how are you >.<>>82780404Nothing much its only 7 am where I live rn
>>82780297Hello! I've heard of you but know nothing about you.
>>82780417why you up so early, chickn? going to church?
>>82780428I oversleep during the day and that makes me wake up early I thinkand for the church comment, I haven't gone to church since I was a pre-teen xD
>femanon semi-ghosts me>i decide to stop trying>lives rent free in my head>log back in months later>go to reply to her last dms>no longer friends>discord wont let me re-add her>shows her as "busy"did she block/ignore me?i dont use discord much, i guess ill go back to no one.
>>82780444No one is a island anon-y, it has nothing to do with gender either, I'm a femanon and I had long term friends block me out of the blue and abandon me. there are wholesome long term friends that will stay with you.
>>82780555we talked for about a year but when it took 1 month for a reply it felt horrible since i only checked for her.she dmed me a few days after i last logged out with an apology and reason so now i feel worse.i hope your current friends stay with you. thanks for the (You)
>>82780680>reasongive
Nosy noser mcsnoopington
>>82780700uhhhh from what i can tell and without details, she was having trouble with depression then didnt know how to reconnect, which makes me feel worse because i wasn't there for her and Ive been through similar feels. i should've known.i hope she is doing better, she was very kind when we did talk.
>>82780423everyone has heard of me apparently.
>>82781640Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing?
Bumping with a crumb of wisdom.
>>82782955Stop baiting, faggot.
>>82783028>non-judgmental female discourse is baitMay I recommend incels.is for a more relatable and fulfilling user experience on your end?
>>82783097Nigger it is literally as simple as calories in vs. calories out. Your body cannot maintain the weight if you do not store enough energy. You already know this. You are posting bullshit for (You)s. But I suppose I am the fool responding to you so the joke's on me.
>casual racism on top of body shamingI won't even reply to this drivel anymore.
>>82779718>scaraWould love if she was back, would apologize and beg her to reopen her throne
>>82783294Eh. To me it's a waste of money to spend on girls like her.
>>82783302No girl is a waste of money
>>82783429I'd rather save my funds for girls who will cuck me by having sex with chads.
>>82768868Sorry, I have a no channer policy after the last time.>>82772007>He never liked jump rope. I think he's wrong, but he's the one with a Ph.D!Jump rope can be time and place, but it's not as useful as other exercises that utilize more muscle and are less intensive on the hip and spine.>>82773299This is why I always try to tell people who are sedentary or feel rudderless to literally go out and do anything. Join a jogging club. Attend some event your local library is putting on. See what events your city or town is putting on that they want people to show up and see if there is something to do. Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.>>82773321>If you had to choose a new name for yourself, what would it be and why?Athena. My father read a lot of Greek mythology to me as bedtime stories and I always liked when Athena intervened or granted favor.>>82779580>advising against engaging in self-sabotaging sociopathic behavior for fun and profit is patriarchal bible-thumpingright...
>>82783465>self-sabotaging>not a single reply in the chain or the original post considered the damage done to the guymmm, imagine that
>>82783533Treating grown men like small children who need to be protected? That would be patronizing and paternalistic. You don't want that, do you?
>>82783762Makes no difference to me. I just enjoy observing these conversations whenever I can.
>What are your parents styles when punishing you?
>>82783871>p-please tell me you got spanked *drools*
>>82783465>Sorry, I have a no channer policy after the last time.So what happened?
>>82783871>present tenseThis poster is still in high school btw.
>>82783274>casual racismFuck you, I am a competitive racist.
>>82783855based voyeur
>>82784263>competitive racist.That got a chuckle out of me.
>>82783898>are>punishingShouldn't you be doing your homework?>>82783924I had a ldr with a literal schizophrenic with BPD who stopped taking his meds and crashed out when we met IRL because he was intimidated by me being taller than him.I decided maybe dating from a website of people who are famously not normal (and less not-normal then than now) was not such a good idea after that.
>>82784409I've got no horse in this race, but I imagine that schizophrenia and BPD played more of a role than the choice of website.
>>82784325>based voyeurno u
>>82784541Of course, but 4chan has never been a bastion of sanity and mental health. I made a "no channers" rule after that and it's worked for the most part, so I kept it. I've dated men who were former channers since then, but we met in some other online space or IRL first and it wasn't an ldr.>>82784263>competitive racist.A challenger appears.
>>82784541Yeah it is not a killer argument, but I have met somebody like that from here and it made me very very cautiousIf there are any schizo and bpd indicators, drop those people asap they are garbage and not worth it
>>82783294im not her but if youre desperate to spend money on women ill post throne
>>82784784It's different when it's an unknown poster. You could be a man for all we know.
>>82784865i was the one who posted the clothes from earlier who said itd be weird to let someone buy stuff for meim just throwing the offer out there, idc either way, i can afford the stuff on my own
>>82784893>i was the one who posted the clothes from earlier who said itd be weird to let someone buy stuff for meWhy the change of heart?
>>82784911i felt like i should be putting that money into my savings again instead of spending it on clothes, so i thought, fuck it, i may as well tryits not like i have a boyfriend thatll be disgusted by it either ig
>>82784865she probably got over her 4chan phase and is a college normie with a bf
>>82783465>no channer policy after the last time.I'm different from the other channers
>>82784955By not taking "no" for an answer, you have proven that you are just like the other 4channers. No 4chan gf for you, and you have to fly more missions.
>>82784952I wonder if she ever had sex with her bf while wearing that dress I got her? Fuck I have a boner now...
>>82784979You did what?
>>82784784Do you have a discord? I assume you can't link it here.
>>82784933>its not like i have a boyfriend
>>82785050>https://throne.com/r9kjiraigirli hate your kind its unreal
>>82785076i understand, sorry anon
>>82785050Kek you were so fast at creating itMust have made ones beforeSo desperate its sad
>>82785089*punches you in the face hard*
>>82785095i created it last night while considering it. ive done one before cause i had an online friend group do a secret santa thing. never done something like this before and tbdesu it feels awfulidrc if nothing happens, dude seemed desperate to buy stuff for a woman and i thought id try my luck
>>82785128>dude seemed desperate to buy stuffDon't feed them. It's like selling them heroin, it'll taint your soul
>>82785128you are evil for taking advantage of someone that is desperate and mentally unwell.
>>82785128Don't listen to the other anons, you're based for this. Get that bag queen
>someone actually bought itlol
>>82785128>i thought id try my luckAnd it paid off. Good job.
>>82785191i mean i dont feel good about it but he still actively chooses this life>>82785228nah this isnt based, im really appreciative i actually got something tho
>>82785330you can send your discord in the reply to him maybe squeeze something more out of him
>>82784409>he was intimidated by me being taller than him.Manlet rage.
>>82785343nah im not gonna do that, and i dont use discord anyway. im happy with what i got
>>82784952>she probably got over her 4chan phaseNo one gets over it.
>>82784409Man here, jealous desu, tall women are love.
>>82785330>he still actively chooses this lifei hope you're too fat for whatever was purchased
>another uno
>>82785642Hopefully femanon will have all four by the end of the night.
>throne shit again
>>82785754I'd contribute but her not having a boyfriend kind of turned me off a little
>>82782955she has AI write her speeches kekw
I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS JAMES MADISON IS HOT PLS IS THERE NO ONE ELSE PLS IM A BASIC BITCHI JUST WANT TO GET JAMES MADISON PREGNANT
>>82785642>>82786085"real" fembots should be discouraging this.
>>82760500just don't keep pushing if she doesnt accept
>>82761303it sucks that i seem to be the only woman on 4chan :(
>>82786107>click the triangular button on the post>select the first option in the drop-down menuLet me guess, you need more?
>>82763496moids say that sydney sweeney is mid
>>82778142beige and definitely white
>>82786121yes because i already did that.
>throneswe're so back
We need to study the feminine texts
>>82786764you know who ELSE is a feminine text?
>>82786764The REAL way to study the female mind is to dissect AO3 fan fics, not published romance novels
>Haven't been to r9k in 13 years.>Drop by.What the fuck happened to this place. Ladies, I met my first wife on 4chan. Don't think I don't know why you're here. Stop tormenting these psychotic nerds and throw away your funko pops.
>>82778958Based ghostface granddad
>/biofem/ throoned out againNature always wins.
>haven't been here for 10 zillion years>randomly show back up like 49million other robots in a very short time frame>wonder why culture has changed like all others do through time
*bumps very respectfully*
No one here is a woman
>>82788460yeah, but there's a lot of white boys who can be girlfriends for black bulls.
>>82788460Why would a man ask for female clothes, genius? Think for a second before you post, you're just embarrassing yourself.
>>82788547you don't know how throne works.the receiver just gets the money unless the store is a partner where the account is linked.
>>82788785and you don't know how people work. What you're implying is unethical and people wouldn't demean themselves like that.
>>82786085>been getting gifts for 5 monthsI now see why you've destroyed yourself into being a terminally online mentally ill trannygetting a job would have been better on your mind though
FOID!! What are you doing outside the Breeding Cube??!?!?! We need 10 babies MINIMUM this decade if we are to noticeably increase the Aryan birth-rate and preserve our race!>*grabs foid*>*forces foid into Breeding Cube*
>>82788846i said nothing about what actually happened, just saying your statement meant nothing.dont be so easily triggered.
>>82784409>I decided maybe dating from a website of people who are famously not normal (and less not-normal then than now) was not such a good idea after that.Him being a schizo bpd should have been a redflag to begin with. Him being a bitch boy about being a manlet is just another. I would never meet someone i met online. It wouldn't matter how long we've been talking. To me, that's just plain dumb.
can some engineer nonny produce blueprints/schematics for the Breeding Cubes that will be necessary to preserve the White race? thanks beb! mwahh! xx
>>82787226>>Haven't been to r9k in 13 years.>>Drop by.>What the fuck happened to this place.It's been a while since we had one of these.
>>82789174>Him being a schizo bpd should have been a redflag to begin with.He was on medications which he was diligent enough about it that he held down some very technical job in the oil sector that had some insane hazard pay at a relatively young age, so a lot of other people thought he was fine too. When he was on the ball he actually quite charismatic and funny 99.99% of the time. But there were little incidents every so often where something would throw him off and he'd stop taking his meds over a weekend until responsibility snapped him back into shape just in time for work. He was relatively normal otherwise if not just a bit "off" in the way everyone from 4chan was back in those days.>Him being a bitch boy about being a manlet is just anotherHe knew he was shorter me, but I guess actually meeting me and having to look up to meet the eye of the girl you've been in a long distance relationship with was something that threw him off enough to make him stop taking his meds.>To me, that's just plain dumb.Yes, it was. But I was in college with very limited dating experience so I didn't know what red flags to look out for.
>>82778489>daily wearThat's based you're like Yurine from Dropkick on my Devil
Femanons, are you proud of your boobies? Tell why yes/no
ayyyy i want to fuck im literally crying right now
>>82784409how tall are you, i like tall fembots
>>82791141I already called dibs on her
>>82789703Like 13 hours
>>82790326>Femanons, are you proud of your boobies?I wouldn't say 'proud', but I'm perfectly happy with them.
>>82792633>I'm perfectly happy with them.nice, can i see them?
>>82792633>I'm perfectly happy with them.Make me happy with them too :p
>>82792633do they bounce when you walk?
>>82789703There's almost a thread in the catalog at all times.
Bumping with anti-ageism wisdom.
>>82794316wonderful video. I find myself a bit stressed by all of the people who're hyper-concerned about aging. nice to see something else.
>>82794380Always happy to help, Nona.
sex with milfnona
Menopause is something that happens really late in life and honestly it cant come soon enoughHow old are you that this concerns you alreqdy
>>82794562I'm concerned about this in my 20s because even normie women complain about growing old and the changes that come with it - saying stuff about how they'd rather die than be 30.
>>82794316This video really falls apart when you consider the fact that stupid people go through menopause.
>>82794562i probably wont live to experience it so idc about it, what i am scared of is turning 25 and having to do papsmear/cervical screening test. i kinda wanna die before having to do that too. ive been seriously dreading it since i was a small child
>>82794562>really late in lifeperimenopause typically starts in your late 30s or early 40s. most people still have another whole half of their life they gotta live through after that
>>82794668Being obsessed being young or thinking you are too old for something is stupidWhy are you afraid of being 30The alternative of being dead isnt much more appealling
>>82794773>The alternative of being dead isnt much more appeallingFor (You)>>82794668Growing old is a lot less scary if you can cement your station before you get there. Get married, have a couple kids, own some property and suddenly getting old seems a lot more appealing
>>82794832you don't even have to do all that, as long as you're relatively comfortable with yourself. im 37 and feel very content with aging even though i don't have any major footholds set in stone.
>>82794911>37Too old for the Breeding Cubes. Deport to Foidberia for intensive knitting duties.
>>82794932i can't knit, but i can crochet and sew. i will do my best to ensure that all breeding cube children will be properly swaddled and clothed
>>82794979Are you considering at all to post your lactating boobies?
>>82795053i don't think i'll be permitted to do such a thing, but i'll be a tease and tell you all about them. that's still a little ways off, however, unless i induce early
>>82795120tell me about your magnificient boobies
>>82795120I hope i get the opportunity to see them :pp
>>82795202>>82795210degenerate worms
>>82794911>comfortable with yourselfI can't get comfortable unless I feel like I have done something worthwhile
>draw porn image>"Aw yeah my freaky friends r gonna love this! Welp, time for bed">Eight hours later get up and check on image>Two likes and three hate comments It's all so tiring.
>>82795788post it here nona
>>82795788Quit drawing porn then, degenerate
>>82795788used to write smut but find super hard to continue after making peace with the fact I am talking to a void. Hate how much the validation of others seeing your work is needed
>>82795801I mean I can understand why it wouldn't get mainstream attention but I thought at least my semibotfags would like it. >>82795815Well at least I'm DRAWING, unlike YOU.
>>82795974wait its actually pretty cute, wtf why are people hating on this
>>82795974>unlike YOU.Nigga I draw. I just fucking suck at it
>>82795972I feel that so hard. I get infatuated with obscure characters all the time and just have to deal with getting 20 likes at most. Though if you're not writing about OCs I guarantee more people enjoy it than you think. What I hate more than needing validation is how I'm seen as a whiny little faggot if I talk about it, ESPECIALLY to the people on this site.
>>82795983Awww thanks anon, that actually means a lot! I wish I knew too, its so frustrating.
>>827911416' (1.8m).>>82790326I'm fine with how mine are.>>82796070I'm sure there are just many if not more people who saw it and just didn't voice their appreciation for it. Critics are always the most vocal.
how do i make discord friends ?
>>82797039>I'm fine with how mine areI'm quite unhappy with them currently.
>>82795997Oh yeah? Then post it, pussy.
>>82794832>Get marriedWhat a horrible thing to say.
>>82795974That is actually really well done, what are those characters?>>82797621Not getting married can also mean you end up with nothing if you separate and he was the one who earned all the money since you've been together.
I have gained 5 kgs since last time I weighed myself, should i kill myself?
>>82798057>should i kill myself?please don't use such language in this general
>>82798119nta but>thread for women to vent>not allowed to talk about suicide fuck u
>>82798119suicide kill my self taking your own life self-destruction ending it all self-immolation self-murder self-slaughter topping yourself kys rope
been talking to a really sweet and cute chuddiemoid and we still dont know what eachother look like but it feels great connecting to someone
>>82798389he's probably 5"3 and bald
>>82798389>been talking to a really sweet and cute chuddiemoid and we still dont know what eachother look like but it feels great connecting to someonegiwhwm
>>82798401>he's probably 5"3 and balduhhhh... based?
>>82798389I'd never do that you're nuts. I need to know what I'm dealing with.
>>82798803nta but ive been talking to a guy from here and idk what he looks like either and honestly im so in love idec
>>82760364Here for you whenever, Jessicas
>>82798818Is there a gas leak in here
>>82798389>>82798818cute. i need my own foid to love and love me.
>>82798861i hope you find your femanon, anon
I've been talking to someone from here for 4 years-- as a friend. All you "uwu i'm in love owo" people scare me.
>>82798886ok? people can have online friends or crushes or boyfriends
Any femanons want an aussie bf?
>>82798940>aussie bfProof?
>>82799019>Proof?like what?here is a spider
>>82798866me too. a lot of the time i think my personality isnt really a match for anyone, but i still hold hope.
>>82799039Image isn't upside-down, larper confirmed.
>>82798057No, just try and eat a little less and move a little more. You can lose 10 pounds in a month with moderate effort
kindly bumping
I got a cute plaid blouse with a little ribbon on the front for $1, a babydoll tie dress for $3, and a plain but soft green dress for $3 holy shit I love sales you guys got anything good lately
>>82801915How do I compliment a foids clothes without coming across as a creep or gay?
>>82801936That blouse makes you look so sexy I could put a baby in you and let you live in my house.
>>82800116Phones now automatically flip the images for the internet.
>>82801976What if I don't own a house
>>82802667>What if I don't own a houseThen you should never own a woman if you can't provide for her.
>>82802668I dunno about owning women, but I guess it's back to the land of escapism then
>>82797081>I'm quite unhappy with them currently.Take it up with management, I guess.>>82797621>>82797908The video is made to be provocative, because the proper explanation of "be cautious about being pressured into a marriage to satisfy the ego of a man who wants to use you as a status symbol," doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Saying "don't get married unless you're sure that it be mutually enriching to both spouses and should not result in either compromising their ambitions for the sake of appeasing ego or societal pressure" isn't going to get the same engagement.>>82799039>>82802662>Spider isn't drinking a tinny of vic's.Kiwi until proven otherwise.
>>82802831>Take it up with management, I guess.Hello, management? Tifo won't use her boobs to make me happy. If we utilize these assets properly I'm sure we can see a return shortly.
Foids, what are your thoughts on dykebot posting her nudes?
>>82804049I've been accused of being her before so I guess 5% kek and 95% disgust. She must be semi based if I've been confused with her but I have this weird blindness for trip or namefags I just can't be fucked to remember things about them
>>82804049If I looked like her I'd post them too
>>82804062such is the life of op1
>>82804049No one cared when the other regulars posted their nudes before.
>>82803972"Well, I'm happy that we're nearing full turn-key implementation on the widgetizer release by the end of the quarter, but I'd like to touch base on using Tifosi-chan's breasts to please people since we haven't recieved any TPS reports in the last week. See if you can synergize with other teams and align workflows to pinpoint redundacies and execute strategies to meet key deliverables."
>>82797074>add someone on discord>say hi>be nice>when the convo ends lit up a candle and pray you don't get removed.>next day say hi>lit up another candle and pray you don't get ghosted
>>82804049No thoughts, she posted once and the rest is those discord troons spamming ad libitumGave up on the board because it will never get the level of moderation needed to avoid such things from happening daily
>>82805462how many do you think she posted?
>>82805462>/r9k/>any sort of moderation
>>82802831You are so insightful, as usual. It's no wonder you climbed the ladder so fast.
Late night banp
bumping with quality literature, no more of that smut
>>82808668these types of videos scare meif im to be with a man, i want to be submissive to him, but that comes with the trust that he won't ever hurt me. i dont want to marry someone who screams at me or lays his hands on me out of anger, i dont want to be scared of the one person im not supposed to be scared ofim scared of dating, this is why ill opt out and get a love doll
>>82808792So true, Nona. It's not worth the risk.
>>82808668The fact that this is blindly accepted is sickening. It makes everyone less human, as-if they have zero empathy
>>82808792Yeah, no one educated wants to deal with any kind of biologically designated responsibility these days and then they see shit like this or divorce court and completely nope out of interacting with the opposite sex. At this point, it's either gonna be mass artificial production of new humans or we reroll society globally.
>>82808893it's horrible and dehumanizing. "trad" people are mentally ill
Dear ladies, why have you abandoned white men in favor of migrant meat?
>>82808941id be fine with "biological responsibilities", i wanted kids and stuff, but ive lost a lotta faith in relationships and im scared of bad things happening/getting hurt, divorce is pretty scary toounfortunately ill never be able to afford a robo bf or anything fancy, i doubt many people will be able to afford those when they roll out, and ai is too soulless for me. doubt we can reroll society or fix people, itll only get worse from here
>>82809050>ai is too soulless for mePeople out there are getting chatfished and don't even realize it. As AI progresses humans will inevitably seem less special. All you need is a little delusion, the same way people delude themselves that there's love and meaning to find
>>82809473Text means very little if you don't have the physical intimacy. People can't survive on words alone.
>>82809559nta but look at all the people with online relationships and ai boyfriends/girlfriends, lots of people manage to survive on words alone
>>82809578You are delusional and maybe even disingenuous if you think that has genuine staying power.
>add femanon>talk for a day>radio silence for 2>she has been online"needy" femanons never need me....
>>82810012the femanon i added said i look nice when i sent her my pic but she also never messages me, i dont understand femanons
>>82810746>i dont understand femanonsAll women have only one goal: to obtain attention.You're not there to be given attention to, you're there to give her attention.And if you don't give her attention, fifty other dudes will.
>>82808792Thinking about relationships in terms of being submissive is porn addict stuff.
>>82810885i dont watch porn. theres nothing wrong with relationship dynamics, they shouldnt be reduced to being "porn" things
>>82811034Don't listen to her, she is just insecure.
>>82811034being submissive is not a dynamic, it's a fetish. It's porn.
>>82808792>want to be submissive to him, but that comes with the trust that he won't ever hurt meCute. Realistically this is the proper dynamic. A woman should be willing to follow her man even if she disagrees with what he's doing because she trusts his discretion. But a man should treasure his woman. Treat her as something delicate and beautiful, something to be treasured and adored.It is a terrible thing to see a husband lay hands on his wife in such a way.
>has a quote ever changed your world view? which one?
>>82812198I like this quote so much I engraved it with a woodburning tool and drew little birdiesWhen I feel gloomy I remember it and come on here to call people faggots and niggers
>>82765354>What food and drinks would you serve if you hosted a Halloween party?I wouldn't host one, to be honest. Just not the type desu... but in a very hypothetical situation, maybe crisps?>What movie would you put on if you hosted a Halloween movie night?Don't really watch movies ;_;>Who or what in your life would you blame as the source if your doctor said that your body was hosting a parasite?Eating poopy food in my life...
Idk if it's depression making my body weak but I've trying to go out for weeks now and I can't muster the will or power to. I keep falling back into an emotional rollercoaster day after day
>>82812198Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional.
>>82812752I get those spells too. Probably need to make a major change of some sort. I assume you're a NEET?
