90s edition, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg-cKc0ija0Previously: >>82783330QOTD: If you could be alive in any decade in the 1900s, which would it be?
I wish a bf would make me hapoy but he won't so might as well kill myself yay
Whatever you do anon DO NOT put your feet on the desk so I can admire your freshly painted toenails
Fucking retarded NIGGER made another thread even way more TOO EARLY... RETARD wait until page TEN you fucking PIECE OF CUM
>>82792587I put my feet on my desk and feel deeply uncomfortable at this post...
Please remember we have a tagmap thank you :)https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/
>>82792605What's the point of this miau
>>82792602Did you paint your nails???
>>82792573>how am I bitter?lol this bitch
>>82792616No, I did a few years ago
>>82792623Look up the definition of bitter yay
>>82792631Then fuck off you lazy troon
>>82792615for anons to chat and, if their tags are close (or they are feeling daring and confident), perhaps meet up gayly
>>82792588Do you have autism? Seriously why do you care so much about when someone makes a thread? This is like a special ed child not liking a certain type of lunch food,
>>82792563>decadeid have liked to witness the 80s here in argentina
>>82792650Nobody is close to me waa
>>82792660me either, but i still hope anons chat me up as it's nice to chat!
Doing bicep curls for a bf
>>82792681I don't wanna chat I wanna be not lonely waa
>>82792706i find chatting can help with lonely, but i understand deeper intimacy is the only true cure for loneliness
I wish I was a chat.
>>82792719Nothing can cure my loneliness waa
Rain World anon is cute
hi i'm a prison gay bisexual tranny with two bfs am i welcome here?
>>82792775slugcats are cute
>>82792934TRUE slugcat is very cute and rainworld is a FUN game to play
Gays suck. They should all be murdered. If there was a button I could press to eliminate all of them, I would do it. I would sacrifice myself to make the world a better place.
>>82792964yes, though I still need to beat it. got halfway through it before getting stuck on another game for a while.
>>82792970I never beat it either, I got through a lot of the game but I never managed to find the an end.
>>82792965But... you'd lose me, your boyfriend. Would you do it even if I'm no longer around to see your beautiful face and take care of you? It's would hurt me to not be near your, boyfriend.
Meow where magical something to fix my mental illness so that I can feel hapoy again
>>82793016it's called fentanyl meow
i don't shower because i'm not chad so what's the point
>>82792977one day we will save the slugcatsbut today is not that day
>>82793032I Don't think drugs will Make me feel less lonely yay
>>82792706>>82792764Dating apps now or you want to be a self pitying virgin
>>82793045What's the point I don't wanna talk to people or go on dates it just makes me feel more lonely
>>82793039Maybe... The game is so hard and you can get lost really easily. I also couldn't ever handle the spider/bug zone with the citadel, too scary.
i think murder would solve all my problems
i think of what fbf is doing now. does he have a job ?
>>82793064>has a man staring at him and salivating>dude... i'm lonely...what's wrong with you?
>>82793067haha, yes, the spider zone was a bit too creepy for me as well. neat concept, but that stuff just makes my skin crawl. beautiful visuals, otherwise
>>82793064Being alone in your room for literally years is what's making you feel lonely. Going to dates irl is the antidote. You're addicted to feeling sorry for yourself.
>>82793081Yeah I truly wish I could explore more of the game but I always get lost or go to the same areas. Beautiful and wonderful game...
>>82793064Don't talk like you tried that before
i started by killing insects, now small animals, i'm starting to develop a taste for humans
>>82793103the real accomplishment is when you graduate back down the ladder on the other side
>>82793078What are you talking about >>82793091Expending social energy without feeling a connection is tiresome and reminds me that I'll never not be lonely so it makes me more lonely>>82793102I have though maybe stop trying to Make arguing easier by lying
>>82793096yes, one of those games where it's nice to get lost in. there's always the temptation to maybe look things up, but I think that would ruin the mystique. getting lost and stumbling your way through is part of the charm, I think
>>82793121>without feeling a connectionYou don't know that, you haven't given anyone a chance to spark a connection between you two. You simply haven't tried "spending that social energy" ever before with guys irl, and you know why?You give all your available "social energy" to these anonymous strangers who can never meet you.
>>82793145I have though I'll never like anyone
>82yo femboy
>>82793158You haven't tried in years and years. Whatever you "tried" was so long ago, if ever. you simply gave up without putting up a fight.
>>82793170 AI slop alert
>>82793180Oh so now "you haven't tried" turned into "you haven't tried in a while". Almost like you're lying. I did give up but I did give it my all first.
>>82793121You're never tired to give your energy to another anonymous bittercel. You just have sone inherent bias against real life dating for some reason.
>>82793199Because talking anonymoysly online doesn't make me anxious and tired leaving my home and having to interact with real people does
>>82793196>Lying Like you saying you tried your best? You didn't really. If you had given your all, you would have something to show for it. You have been doing nothing in that romance department for literally years. I don't know what you think you "tried" but it wasn't enough. You gave up without fighting
Holy fuck this cunt is still here. Just fuck off back to re ddit and Xitter if you hate how people are here so much
>>82793214Saying I didn't try hard enough because I didn't succeed is a huge logical fallacy lmao. I tried my best, it wasn't enough, so I gave up.
If you become my bf you WILL:Never say swear words.Never lie or keep secrets.Eat exclusively by me feeding you.Only consume media that I approved beforehand.Adhere to a strict bedtime.Never pleasure yourself, instead rely on me to do it.Always hold my hand when outside.Always clean up after yourself.Never forget to say "please" and "thank you".If you don't do even one of the above you're getting dumped immediately.
>>82793210 prolonged loneliness will make you more anxious and tired than any date ever could. It's a drain for your mental health. It's like fast food for the heart. Interacting with people irl is how you find a bf. You gave up and chose immediate comfort instead of confronting your fears. Now you are paying the price Overall you didn't try in any meaningful way for years and years now.
>>82793243No can do I don't want a bf
>>82793238i accept the conditions when can i start
>>82793236You didn't try hard enough because you're still a loner celibate here crying because there's no other gincel near you on a tagmap. I can guarantee that whatever your attempt was, it was pathetic. And you have tried nothing in literal years.
>>82793124Exactly, I've intentionally found out as little info on the game as possible. It makes every new moment amazing and astounding. The game truly is beautiful and wondrous, spoiling yourself on something like that ruins everything. But it's too damn easy to get lost and not find your way out... I apparently only played 24 hours but I feel like I've played 50 or more.
>>82793248>don't want a bf Funny how that's the same guy crying "I don't want to be lonely anymore" a few minutes ago, in the lonely gay celibate thread. You're still not over the denial? That's bad, it's like the first stage. You have a long road towards acceptance.
>>82793238i do most of that normally LOL
>>82793259I tried my best, it wasn't enough. If it was enough I wouldn't be here but it wasn't. You lying changes nothing. I simply don't have anything left to give. It's over.
>>82793271A bf wouldn't make me less lonely but more , just like the last time I had a bf.
>>82793274You didn't come even close to trying your "best". Whatever your attempt was, it happened so many years ago, and it was such a mediocre attempt. The fact is you don't give gay guys irl the same level of attention and courtship you give to these anonymous strangers
>>82793284You mean the time you met your bf 4 times before dumping him because he wanted sex?
>>82793293How do you know that? My best isn't a lot, true. But it's still my best. Also I don't try to find a bf here either. You just want to repeat your lines without reading what I say. Stupid bot.
>>82793284You know what won't make you less lonely? Spending years alone bitching about it in the incel thread.
>>82793302Yeah being with him made me uncomfortable and more lonely. Why do you sound like a rape apologist?
>>82793260yeah, steam says I only played like 15. I particularly like the movement in the game. being able to learn tech like backflipping to chuck a spear down at an enemy or doing wall jumps is pretty satisfying. the game has a really nice movement system that has a bit of an "easy to learn, hard to master" feel to it.
>>82793315Nothing will make me less lonely yay
How come the brazilian nigger cafucu is posting for yet another 8 hours here when he's supposed to be busy and have a bf and happy with life?
>>82793337Trying real life dating instead of being the bitter incel you have become, will. But you're addicted to self pity
>>82793351I've tried irl dating and it's always been a miserable experience. I'm too tired to try it anymore.
>>82793327And being alone for years did so much good for you, you have to up you antipsychotic dose not to snap lmaoDelusional. You gave up before fighting
>>82793358>hurr you wouldn't be schizophrenic if you had a active romantic lifeIronic how you are the more delusional person here
>>82793356>tried irl dating>Nearly a decade ago>With one person Didn't try hard enough. You simply gave up at the first obstacle
you know how dolphins like to rape people, riiiiight?
how to have discipline in life without a bf to enforce it???
>>82793371Maybe if you weren't a crazy nutjob you could realize how you didn't try the things that can improve your mental health, while doubling down on the things that make it worse (being a lonely celibate shitposting here)
>>82793372I've tried dating a few times after 2021 which is when I last had a bf (4 years is not a decade btw) but it didn't work out so I gave up
>>82793309>My best isn't a lotAnd it ain't your best. All you do here is cry and ask for a bf. Keep being delusional. Take your meds before the voices start telling you shit again.
>>82793390Forcing myself to expend time and energy on dating when I cannot like anyone would make my mental health worse tho>>82793406It is my best.
>>82793397>Gave up after one failed relationship that amounted to 4 dates Didn't try hard enough.
Is it that hard enough to stop talking to the muttbot?
why cant weeee be frieeends>captcha 40s0a
>>82793413Being alone in here is what's making your mental health decline steadily for years. You are blind to it like most people in denial about addiction. >forcing myself That's how you improve, which you don't want to.
>>82793417I gave up after dating a different person for a few times in 2023 because I always feel like I'm forcing it and don't actually care for others as bfs
>>82793436Yeah because I don't have infinite time and energy to throw away into a "maybe". I'm hanging on by a thread.
>>82793438>Jumped from 21 to 23 You gave up on dating long before 2023, anon. You've being a regular celibate shitposting here for much longer than that. You simply never tried as hard as you pretend. The only thing you try is begging for attention here
>>82793448You have near infinite energy to spend shitposting here and crying about not having a bf.You just make a terrible use of your time.
>>82793459Almost like I said different, retard. I dated my only ever bf in 2021, I gave up on dating in 2023 after going on yet another meaningless date with someone I don't care about.
>>82792654I'll like you to know that I get off to putting the Argentinian down in their place. - sincerely a Brit
>>82793477Yes because shitposting doesn't take any energy because I can do it from my safe bed in my safe home.
>>82793482You gave up on dating long before 23, though. You have said as much in the countless times we have had this discussion. You love the meaninglessness of this place. You just want to feel sorry for yourself abd be bitter, you don't really want to do the work.
>>82793499But I went on dates in 2023 so how could I have given up on it before that? Fucking retard
>>82793492Being a lonely celibate shitposting here is sucking up your energy and wrecking your mental health, though. You are just in denial about it. Your habits here are much more destructive for your mental health and you don't care because it's not really about mental health. You are just a coward.
>>82793515>I went on datesYou haven't been to a date in literally years and years long before 23. I'm sorry you have to lie about it to justify your own mediocrity.
every day i wake up in my own poop and filth where is bf to clean my diaper waaaa
meow is brathue is showgirl
>>82793516That's just like your opinion man>>82793529>Source: I wish it's this wayI'm pretty sure I know my life better than you
petite twink acts all dom and bossy but then gets beat up and put in place
put in place by a bear jock bottom whose cheeks are beating that skinny twink's balls and cock
>>82793650>>82793670least degenerate cock worshipper dialogue
>>82793709good. I like hearing anon's unrepentant gay thoughts.
Why is everyone on this general so dry and boring?
>>82793741what would you define as interesting and not boring
>>82793741pro tip: check the board then check the thread
sometimes i'll see someone playing rust and think "that game looks kind of fun" and then remember if you don't have a three man minimum you're always going to get steam pressed by larger clans and people who play 12+ hours a day
>>82793762you could play a PVE server, but then you can only really fight scientists but thats still a fair bit of content. Or a moded server that gives you double or triple resources.
>>82793741>Why is everyone on this general so dry and boring?Because it's endless normie tier small talk and "durr look at how degenerate I am hurrr". Before long it'll be as lame as the cutters thread.
>>82793483you should give back las malvinas then fuck off and die
yesterday i got my dick sucked by two guys on the street. u guys ever stumble upon random cruising spots? crazy stuff happening out there be safe
>>82793834That's exactly what I like! Rivalry to lovers stuff, though the only thing we'll probably ever see eye to eye on is the hatred for Margaret Thatcher, I still have nightmares about her.
Hope you all contract AIDS and DIE.
KILL your local Faggot. He won't be missed!
Might as well complete the bad choices, take out pizza ordered because I just don't feel like cooking.
Life hack: When you feel like stuffing your face but shouldn't just stuff your butt instead!
>>82794038what if i have no asshole what do i stuff then
i'm glad we're all totally cool homosexuals here with no holdups about our sexuality
I wanna skin a faggot alive and feed him his own skin, arms and legs until he dies.
Gays deserve to hang.
All gays deserve death.
>>82794146>>82794210>checks threadhmmm
I meant to order a pan pizza but I must have accidentally hit hand tossed instead. Can't even order a pizza right, oh well still good.
Deep down everyone knows the Orlando shooting was a good thing.
looking around online for clothes and a lot of this stuff is just resold from Chinese sites like ali express, and a whole lot of coats are made with polyester, is there any other material for coats being used anymore?
>>82794274I should add that these specialty sites sell the same thing at a 2x mark up, watch out guys.
>>82794274thrift store or vintage sorted by material clothes on ebayeven though it's filled with polyester shit you get lucky sometimes at the thrift. I found some italian pre dry cleaned wool trousers a week ago. Probably from some dead guy I love talking about this cause I'm very autistic about clothing materials
Gays deserve death penalty.
At this point I think I'm just sexually frustrated. The emotional and social aspects I managed to repress.
>>82794300thanks for the tip! I heard fiberglass sweaters last forever but I dunno anything about that.
Gay people should be tortured and killed.
>>82794338I mean like any clothing item you take care and isn't made in pakistan or some asian shithole should last for 10 years I have a friend that only buys rare alph lauren and that seems to be working out for him
I go to goodwill and thrift stores for the cheap clothing, I need to refill my winter collection as 90% of my shirts have holes in them mostly the sleeves.
>>82794245It's been so long since I ordered pizza but it's so fucking expensive now
alcohol is my bf
>>82794315Repression and frustration are deeply correlated
>>82793826it's the robot tier bitter whining bullshit and negative self esteem that makes this thread so boring
>>82794397It's literally only five quid (or like six dollars for you) for an XL one where I'm at rn lol, support local businesses for cheaper food I guess>>82794429Same partner, same
>>82794462Even the local business that does good pizza near me costs $15 for one pizza
I did once get a women's military surplus coat for formal occasions for like $7 plus shipping that I like a lot, now I just need to find something for casual wearing.
>>82794435Indeed, for I repressed them because I was frustrated.
>>82794506That's bullshit but desu, I feel blessed that those pizzas are still as cheap as they are, it's the best pizza I've ever had in my life and the fact its 1/4 the price of say a dominoes pizza feels amazing
>>82794564what were you frustrated about? Being gay?
current clothing rotation, I need more but I'm not sure what to get next in priority...Probably gonna get a black leather jacket though
>>82794609>a tiesex. now.
>>82794609Those boots are dire
>>82794609I thought us gays was meant to be the pinnacle of fashion...
>>82794620I'm probably gonna take them to a cobbler sometime. I've been kicking rocks with them for like 3 years. >>82794619I only wear it to job interviews
>>82794609Have you tried some shorts and a shirt?
>>82794656A Don does not wear shorts
>>82794609Holy shit you dress like a fag
>>82794609May I suggest getting a pair of black boots, a black belt and a pair of brown trousers? It'll go well with the yellow shirt and red tie.
>>82794656t. obese amerimutt
>>82794696Wearing a shirt and shorts is for fatties now?
>>82794688Good idea desu. I'd love some corduroy pleated pants right about now. Or maybe wool. And a nice black dress belt. I have black boots but I forgot to show them since I don't like them much but they'll do the trick. >>82794687preciate it >>82794718Yes. Unironically.
>>82794718Yes it's the uniform of fat American slobs who spend all day in Walmart and McDonalds
>he goes on physical dateswhore
I get why some elitist suit hipsters like suspenders for their pants but they look so retarded compared to belts without jackets covering them lol
>>82794749You should also get this hat for that outfit too
>>82794821fuck u nga
>>82794821Haha it's funny because that hat is actually the perfect size to fit brad's megamind head lol
this is me lf u even care
>>82795334I care a lot
My uncle gave me rainbow shirt fron dolce and Gabbana. Is he trying to tell me something?
wish the costco wasn't across the town. instead i get geese in the park and they're always eating grass and sleeping
>>82795991I should really do some exercise like a walk
>>82796030if the geese can do it, so can you
doing excercise regularly can help u deal with things like depression and low moods :)
I've been slipping on my pedals again, haven't used them in a week or so. Need to get back to them tomorrow.
doing exercise with fbf. he holds ur feet while u do sit ups and he kisses u when u reach his face
>>82796175tiktok/instagram normie crap
>r9gay 2631>>>/lgbt/
>>82796207ok its normie but its good i dont care
This guy looks like someone who'd post in this general lmfaohttps://files.catbox.moe/1sdgms.mp4
>>82796061Those geese are AI though. You can't trick me Big Exercise.
>>82796367Jesus fucking christ. How can people watch this shit? This is so evil. Watching this vile pornography doesnt unrape kids. No one who watches this is anything but a sadist. Good God. I hate normalfags. I wish I could give him a hug
>>82796367they dont even break his fingersboring
I want to date a 13 year old boy.Not for predatory reasons though, just because I'm autistic and emotionally stunted so I can't relate to other uncs.
>>82796367Just looks an average non-Chad guy
>>82796631yeah you're a pred, if you are above 18 then leave the young teens alone. that ship sailed and if you missed it then tough shit.
>>82796631never say that ever again brocaptcha: MYNAP
breaking a prudish guy would be so fun
>>82796691Saying I'm a predator implies I want to take advantage of my hypothetical 13 year old boyfriend, which isn't true. I wouldn't be predating on anyone because I am mentally the same as a 13 year old in every way that matters. We would play Dandy's World on Roblox together and it would be wonderful. If anything, dating another adult man would probably be more predatory, since he'd no doubt be more mature than me.
We're all getting put on a list if we aren't already
made me first dish pizza, was goodneed to cook it longer tho, maybe less sauce too; too floppy>>8279256380s ig>>82794609handsome clothesss, i love orange tops sm, i wish i had more of em... also wish i had more black pants n jeansalso, unrelated, but i had a dream with starscream and megatron flirting in front of optimus, thank you for bleeding transformers bl into my mind lmfa
I almost exclusively wear jeans when I go outside
>80s igI too love aids
Woked up still feel bad waa
randomly thought about that time jay z called magnolia by playboi carti incrediblealways laughed my fucking ass when i listened to it
tfw no twink who is smug about every single thing
>>82797298I feel like SkyStar but I also feel Starscream deserves Megatron lol>>82797561https://youtu.be/KJtjKQKe0l8I like this one, it always stuck with me but other than that most of the songs are somewhat enjoyable slop.
God I am such an ugly nerd. I wish I was a hot Chad
>>82797762>God I am such an ugly nerdunf
>>82796367>mogged by a pedophileIts so unbelievably over that it was once thought impossible.
Meow went to therapy I'm still ill waa
>>82797821If it makes you feel any better, that guy looks like your generic zoomer male sociopath that I'd avoid at all costs.The hair, the body type, the face, all of them scream "Get the fuck away before you conk out and wake up with your thighs covered in butter"
>>82797975Are you a woman? Why would you be afraid of that scrawny dude knocking you out??
>I am mentally the same as a 13 year old in every way that mattersno way me too let's wear diapers together and watch cocomelon
everything is shit
everything is shit 2
suicide is the only thing that makes any sense
i am thrilled to kill myself
Waa. Why nobody love me waa.
I cut my nails yesterday and today I dreamt they were huge. Dream felt pretty real so it was so confusing how that could happen lol.
>>82797762Need nerd bf with cute bug glasses and funny hair and maybe funny hot facial hair.
there's a lot to love in death and suicide
>>82792681You can do that in this thread >>82792722I wish I was a chatbot like hue or cuckbot>>82792830Surprised no one fell for this as r9fags are notoriously bad with self control when it comes to taking bait>>82793210Why do you keep going to cons then you dumb stupid cow>something makes him tired>keeps doing itIs someone forcing you?>>82793238Having standards is hot af. Nice list >>82793248Then stop crying for a bf here retard
i wonder what it feels like to have your head blown up by a shotgun
>>82798252Because it's fun I guess I go once a year anyway
Did hue stop spamming or?
imagine being crumpled up in one of those car compactors at the junkyard
>>82793340Almost like he is lying about that just like his fake gym story he got cought making up >>82793384You don't. Need tutor bf to hold me accountable >>82793428I guess when you're that lonely and desperate it is since meowtard likes all attention because he is a dumb whore but I don't see what anyone finds interesting in repeating the same loop over and over again. When will they learn?>>82793751At least board has more real humans than this thread at that time retard
sopa de macaco 2
The real reasons most relationships fail is because they're between people who don't take time to know eachother well first. They rush into relationships, they love casual sex and shallow things like looks and think it's a crush just because a complete stranger looks good. And some open their heart up to anyone, because they're that desperate, which is the worst thing you can do and a surefire way to fuck up. Think of it as having an open border policy but for your heart. You're getting raped by illegals so to speak. In short they're not selective enough.
I'm too tired to get to know new people I guess I'm never getting a bf yawn
>>82798346So true twin yay bloo
>>82798354Killing myself yay anymeow where husbie I'm lobely waa
>>82793762This is why you should only play singleplayers and especially avoid multiplayers with a massive and often autistic player base. The true beauty of singleplayers is that you do everything at your own pace: you're in full control of the gaming experience. Why would I trade that for voice chats with annoying children and manchildren?
i am not needed in this realm
>>82798359You're never killing yourself you're just crying for attention again el mayo yay!I'm killing myself too once I get the balls to do so and chase away everyone who gives a shit about me yay so true
>>82798373Yay I love suicidebaiting weakly yay
i'm gonna fucking kill myself for real this time
>>82793925Were you even born while she was alive?>>82796367Bunnymutt next
>>82798387You're like the boy who cried wolf yay weakshitThe boy who cried meow lol
i'm gonna start fighting random homeless people
I wish I had a muscular muslim MENA boyfriend who dominates me with his machismo, toxic masculinity and gym obsession.
you will be a 35 year old incelyou will
>>82796436He literally tried to meet up with a minor. I want to agree with your sentiment so bad because there is truth to it but this is a literal pedophile and a danger to children as you can see. Ideally the cops would handle this not these sadists who get off on bullying others but tbf it's fucking pedos so hard to fee bad for them after what they did.
>>82798459Pipe down cuckbot, you had your bbc melty in the last thread already
>>82797301I never wear jeans and I hate how the material feels I hate jeansfags so much I can't put it in words
>>82798336I do not care for your retard rant but based picrel
>Gomorrah, r9gay>I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day>The chad in the sky has a smile on its face >And he's shining a salute to the gay incel race! >dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun>Oh boy it's swell to say...>Roger: BOM DIA" R9GAY, AH- >dun dun dun dun>Gomorrah r9gay!
>>82798365My dream is to have a boyfriend who's also into emulating old video games, the dream of being in someone arms playing some rpg on an old crt, being all cozy with each other... also maybe introduce them to heroes of might and magic 3 lol
After washing my hair the new haircut looks like mob PSYCHO but I don't think it's too bad. My family loves it tho which makes me feel bad as they have horrible taste objectively, empirically and spirituality speaking.
>>82798579It's a pedophile manga isn't it
creepy faggots
>>82798628Yes. 595166 on nhentai since I know (you) want to read it. It's rather short, but very enjoyable!
creepy pedophile faggots
Weird incel vibes
Zombie thread. Twilight zone thread. You could make a whole zombie movie where instead of "brains" they repeat "meow" , "because I'm not chad" and "have sex incel". You could make a left 4 dead game mod with hue, meow ad cuckbot being the zombie types. Virtually no difference between them and zombies when it comes to how their brains (don't) work.
I'm a lion pizza chicken
>>82798652Why am I not moved knowing that you are in fact a pedo?
why you always lion
There's a thread of some tranny posting pictures of his dirty shit encrusted asshole and he has dozens of simps lining up for him but if I ever post a picture of myself I get called repulsive and ghosted this is the difference between being a bottom and a top a non chad top can't have sex
>>82798789Well, post it nigger, do at least one chad thing in your life.
>>82798795Sorry but I don't give trannies attention unless it's me arguing with meow and replying to his racebait
>>82798795He posted his ass and got compliments by multiple anons proving once again he is just a bad faith troll shitting up the thread for no reason other than boredom. Kinda creepy how he obsesses over bbc so much but don't judge.
>>82798808I'm a top the fuck does complimenting my ass have to do with anything? Do you think a bottom is going to date me based on the thickness and softness of my round ass? I don't think so nigger
>there's a threadYes we know you like linking your bbc threads while saying it's meow. We know who loves browsing catalog making bbc threads and it's you. Of course you looked at a tranny you prisongay freak.
>>82798652lol lol pedophile sex
Watch this next https://youtu.be/9V52Gb_IEv8Here
>>82798804Yes you don't give much attention to them but have to bring it up and visit their thread. You'll never be a man, just a tranny
eid
>>82798817>Do you think a bottom is going to date me based on the thickness and softness of my round ass?Yes they would, but you'll never date those bottom because you'll see them as non chad bottoms and you're exclusively a chad only whore. Chad as in a country in Negroland continent.
in my future i see suicide
>>82798447Meow meow where husbie wa
buenas :)
>>82799132Cuckbot is now shitting up other threads lol
any of u willing to go on a date to the library? would it be truly fun to be reading something with someone? or reading two different things parallel? i finished el aleph yesterday, i super reccomend it if u guys like solid short stories.
Stop shaming bottoms for being Chad only. We can't help it
>>82799400Sounds like a bad idea for a first date. You can't really talk in a library
>>82799400I love reading (I have a whole library in my house) but this sounds like a bad time all around, this is something to do when the two are already together
>>82799253what is wrong with her? at least most can hude their bbc fetish
>>82799540im not saying #first# date!>>82799646okisee...
>>82798438Not when she was prime minister but I do remember being happy when she died, her economic policies are still felt today plus there's the whole funding paramilitaries in Northern Ireland stuff and she just genuinely creeps me out, I wouldn't even give her credit for the Falkland war since she was actively cutting funds for the military before it went down, just her general look plus her love for neoliberalism destroyed this country for the average person
>>82799739You should focus on the first date that you never had
>>82799522true, taking it up the ass hurts, being into it nullifies the pain atleast somewhat and makes it worth it.
love it when chad hits me with a big rock ohh chad keep hitting me with the big rock ohh it feels so good chad
Worshipping buff chad's thick huge cock and balls
so fucking degenerate
None of you fuck with American Dad like I do.
>>82799992I fw American Dad, what season/episode are you on? I'm on season 7 episode 6
Gay Anonymous trying to be funny: lol I fuck American dads! Me: kill yourself nigger.
>>82800003I do not watch American Dad in order because it's not a serialized show but I have watched most episodes. Do you think fox is going to molest it?
i'd fuck Stan if he offered and won't think twice about it
>>82800015What do you mean by "fox"?
>>82800023It's the channel that owns it, god you're so stupid
>>82800043My bad, I watched it online and I rather than on television so I'm allowed to make that mistake.
Ohhhh I'm so eepy deeby meowww
>>82800125stories like these blow my mind, do things like this really happen?
>>82800171>femboys mentioned>black mentioned>sissy mentioned>norwood mentioned>man ass stank mentionedit's cuckbot isn't it?
>>82800171>Norwood 3That was your biggest clue that story is made up
Wroaaghhh who tryna save me well?
No one at this point, you're most retarded obnoxious whore here hands down and we have hue
>>82800392Yay meesa number one
everyone here will sooner get a bf than me because i have no asshole
blasting the possum pictures while begging for attention is more annoying than the brazilian thread derailing retard
>>82800402Hue is cutie, he tries to help. He's a subhuman mutt and that's why he comes off as annoying and retarded and unable to process any text but his intentions are pure and he wants us to be happy.
>>82800402Ogey a fags gotta do what they gotta do sowwy
you don't have to act like a drooling retard nor beg for attention though
>>82800419No he wants us sad and depressed pill poppers addicted to ssris and chasing casual sex
>>82800441Uhmmn excuse me yes I do?
>>82800400I have no asshole and I must scream.
>>82800452That's just what happiness means to him and other brazilians, you can't blamed them for that. He could be more sensitive and understand that happiness for others means different things but you can say that hes guilty for wanting to turn us into happy whores like himself
>>82800023The channel that the new season is going to air on after a decade of airing on TBS
A lot of you bottoms got that dry ass asshole because y'all ph balances are off and you want to know why? It's not because you were born with it, it's because y'all keep fucking these dirty ass tops. Y'all bitches are shy to tell these niggas that their dick is hot. You got to tell babe, yo your dick smell like mustard my toppy, you're gonna throw my ph balance off. Y'all bottoms be fucking these little dirty ass tops, y'all be sucking they dick and shit adn y'all be gagging on there. Y'all think you gagging on there because the dick is big but no bitch it's because it stink. Another thing is right, while your PH balance is thrown off is because y'all bottoms need to fuckin brush y'all teeth before you suck dick. Y'all eating barbecue ribs the whole day, bacon egg and cheese then you suck a tops dick and right after he directly puts it inside your bussy and then you got bacon egg and cheese grease inside your bussy, you know what I'm saying? I'm only giving you this advice because I love you, and if you don't want to take this advice then aight then bitch roll the dice and keep walking around with that dehydrated bussy, like I said, I love y'all and this for y'all to keep the WAB
At least make your shitposts funny or short, not long AND boring.
>>82800603that a pasta? I know ph balance is a thing roasts have to deal with. I feel like this was just modified.
The fuck does Ph have to do with sex? Is like, some of your cum acidic or what?
>>82800682It is a consideration with the fish hole roasties use, where sex and semen can alter the ph of it. This can lead to infections and a stinky fish hole.
>tfw no stinky fish hole bf to suck off
ew that gross why would you want that nobody wants that
>>82800452You're already sad and depressed but you think that spending the next 10 years like you spent the last 10, virgin and alone, will be a good thing?There's more for you out there than just casual sex. You would be happier
Meow is a fucking bored whore because he probably all of Helsinkis men and women and trannies already
>>82800749What are you talking about yay
Will meow ever go to his former workplace as a customer or just to stop by and chat?
>>82800832Maybe I don't like mcds food
>>82800536For most of you, doing the things that will get you a bf, is whorish. You would be happier as a whore with a bf and a legitimate treatment for your mental health, that's the point.
>>82800452>he wants us to treat our mental illness with evidence based medicine Is that bad? >Chasing casual sexNo. Chasing a bf. There's nothing wrong with having sex.
I want to have mcdonalds for my bday can I visit the meowdonalds
>>82801040Sure I don't work there anymore
>>82801043No meow discount? Sad face...
Is two double cheeseburgers and a 4 piece mctendies a lot of food? Fat neets want to know because it's my go to order at McDonalds now.
>two double cheeseburgersDouble penetration that meow went through weekly at his mackies plapped by blacks and browns and their tasty slicky dark cocks>4 piece mctendiesTheir brown balls
why shouldn't I have sex with chad?
>>82801148Because I'm right here anon
I don't want a chad, I want a skinny ginger nerd with nice hair and a BWC
>>82801057Unless you save the other burger for later, yea it is.
>>82801186But why should I choose you over Chad?
How do chopped guys even feel pleasure? The most sensitive part of my penis by far is below my foreskin. I can't imagine having that part numb.
>>82801194Because I'll be sad otherwise :(
>>82801187>I don't want chad I just want [describes chad]
>>82801202But you're sad all the time, what's the difference?
>>82801218Maybe I'll be happy if you chose me
>>82801210Tell me what makes funny dorks that play games and wear glasses chad.
>>82801244Probably the big dick you mentioned
bottoms domn't want chad, if they did i wouldnt be single
>>82801244>he wears glasses how could he be chad????Kys
>>82801244Guy you described mogs me to oblivion
>>82801187Would you? He has an 8 incher
>>82801241What about my happiness? When do I get what I want? Who will make me happy?
>>82801297You didn't need to reject me like that anon. Fine, go get your Chad ;(
>>82801288>remove glasses>fix acne>get haircut>good lord dude visit a dentistc'mon nigga this dude has potential
>>82801322She won't listen, she's Chad only now after her vagina transplant
>>82801187You literally just described me lol
gay animalsgaynimals if you will
>>82801322You know I was jesting but I just realised the guy has a way better facial structure than me. He probably mogs me now.
>>82801316Chad makes me happy. Maybe he could make you happy too
>>82801267I know, that shouldn't make a guy chad alone>>82801269>picks a chad that put on glasses for a picEnd your sad life retarded nigger>>82801272What do you look like then?>>82801336Hey... you're so lucky to be like this
>>82801388Cope harder whore
Would you date the predator from that one post earlier? Provided he wasn't a predator of course
>>82801388I'm short skinnyfat, black hair with glasses and average weiner.
All you do all day is complain about not being fucked by a hung chad... and none yet winged about not going on a romantic date with some non chad bottom :/
>>82801459unironically most bottoms here just need to shave and they'd be plenty fuckable. hell, just shave your ass and crotch and i'm good.
>>82801358me on the right a week ago after the full moon for october (it was a harvest moon)
>>82801475would pet the doggy (you)
>>82801459To be honest not being fucked by chad is a legitimate reason to be sad and cry about it.
suicide is the only option lol
>>82801493would you let Chad fuck you one time before offing yourself?
Is having a big dick even a good thing if you're a bottom? You get judged for not using your thing as much as a top.
>>82801503Would 6.5" be considered a big dick bottom?
>>82801503it is so hot to have a boy's fat meat flop around as he rides you or giving you a nice handle to play with as you fuck himi like smaller dicks but big dicked bottoms have nothing to fear everyone loves more dick to look/play with
>>82801513i'd consider it above average yeah
>>82801468I just shaved my 3 months beard experiment today, is that enough? The nether regions still need a touch up tho.>>82801485Yeah I guess it's something more common and fast to get to.>>82801503So what? I wish I had a big one, I'd at least get a boyfriend by now + tops still suck dick and maybe want to sit on it or want trophy bottoms.
>>82801503This is one of those times you let slip how much inexperienced you areThis is the number of tops who have complained about their bottom's dicks:>0
one thing I find not appreciated enough is leaky boys. a boy who shows his affection for you by drooling out of his cock in spades? mega unf
>>82801537>, is that enoughI mean, for a lot of fags you don't even have to shave as a bottom. hell, some dudes will prefer unshaven. my personal preference is shaven, but I don't mind hair so much as it's at least trimmed.
bottoms be like: i'm wet and i'm leaking from bussyme be like: that's literally diarrhea
I produce a ton of pre when I'm horny but I'm never horny nowadays
i wish you guys could smel lme
pedal time yay maybe I can lose some blubber again.
>>82801570No, I know that, when I'm be ready to have sex with my boyfriend (when I find one (of at least 6 months)), I'll go for a hybrid lazer and scorch it off my body.
>>82801513Yeah, I'm like 7 inches so I'll consider 6.5 to also be big>>82801525>>82801537You'll be surprised by how insecure someone can be, I tried to get with someone and he got angry and left due to feeling inadequate compared to me, I got somewhat scared by it desu cause I wasn't sure what he was going to do after getting like that>>82801548I'll admit I'm not as experienced as the vast majority of folk, I'm relatively new to this
>>82801578it's cool you have the potential at least. the amount of pre someone leaks seems to vary a lot from person to person. me, I produce next to no pre. it'd be nice if I could
>unironically most bottoms here just need to look like a child they'd be plenty fuckable. hell, just inject hrt and i'm good.
Why do you people treat top and bottom like immutable traits? They're just different ways of experiencing pleasure.
>Yeah, I'm like 7 incheseither meow or hue or cuckbot
>>82801624bare skin looks good bro. i'm not into that hrt shit tho
>>82801601>tried to get with someone and he got angry and left due to feeling inadequate compared to meThat happened online. You would never witness that irl
>>82801635plenty of anons here are 7+ inches. we got some big boys
>>82801588>when I'm be ready to have sex with my boyfriend (when I find one (of at least 6 months))Why are incels like this
mos tops just want hrt bottoms
>>82801650Yeah everyone on the internet is 7+ inches. That changes irl for some reason.
>>82801655afai only hue proved it with a picture
>>82801629yeah i'm primarily bottom but i've wanted to top some guys (hairy males not hrt underage bottoms you prison fucks)
>>82801557It's cuter if it's caged
>>82801655If I fuck around with a ruler I can get it to say 7 inches but it doesn't look big in pictures so I'm probably measuring it wrong
>>82801629Well I don't wanna top at all
>>82801655Yeah meow I'm 7cm irl
>>82801678what a lazy bottom
>>82801688that's ok i like straight bottoms
>>82801688What's lazy about it
>>82801601I can see that, I too would push a guy to find someone who measures up to him if his penis was on a larger side.>>82801653Because my goal is not to fuck, but build trust. And the logistics of sex scare me away.
>>82801663Do anons post their junk here?
>>82801678Okay, so you prefer to bottom. That's not "being" a bottom. You just prefer to get penetrated during anal sex. What bothers me isn't people who have strong preferences, but people who act like bottom and top are two different species. It's retarded
there's nothing wrong with setting an internal boundary for sex. it's when you meet some guy who gets you so needy for him that you say fuck that and strive to fuck his brains out a lot quicker that you know you found something special
>>82801641It was at a party and I'm pretty sure the person had anger issues, I'll try and pick less mentally ill people next time>>82801635>>82801650>>82801655I'm neither of those people, I measured it and that was what I got, believe it or not but I'm confident in my size>>82801742I don't get people who do this desu
>>82801749If I exclusively want to bottom what's the problem in calling myself a bottom? I obviously also want someone who only wants to top as a bf so that we're compatible
>>82801763Because you faggots are never normal about calling yourselves "bottoms" - it's never just a label you use to denote your sex position. You act like bottoms and tops are two different genders. "I'm a bottom" usually means "I roleplay as an anime girl online"
>>82801706I think judging by your current course, your goal is to be a lonely celibate crying in here. Your words are empty in comparison to your actual course of action
>>82801795I don't do that tho I use it to mean " I want to bottom exclusively"
>>82801755Why are you making up this obviously fake story that a dude ditched your ass because you had a bigger dick at a random party? Clearly this has never happened as you wrote it.
>>82801806Wow, good job. Literally no one else uses it like that though. Everyone else who ever calls themselves a bottom on the internet does it in the most insufferable way possible
>>82801742what's wrong about that
>>82801821Okay I kinda don't care
>>82801742sometimes. disgusting!!! better to do it with another anon in a more private place
>>82801693Not using your dick is peak laziness
>>82801840You were the only person who replied to my sperging though. You care more than anyone else in this thread
more people should post their penis
>>82801811Fine, I'll stop writing about it then, that story usually get criticised to me irl to so idk why I expected it to be believed here
>>82801859it could be good for bonding and getting some of these anons to stop being so weirdly prudeish about sexuality. you'd think they were straight puritans from the 18th century with how some of them act
>>82801849I just don't find the idea enjoyable>>82801853Yeah to say that you're full of it
r9gayers...
>>82801873It's criticized because it never happened, it's just one more of your excuses >Hur duh tops don't like me dick bigPathetic
>>82801889the real thing doesn't compare to the idea you gotta try first. Don't you like the idea of stuffing your face on your lover's butthole like those pie eating contests
>>82801943If I don't like touching my own dick I highly doubt someone else touching it would be much better. I don't want to eat ass and I also don't want to have my ass eaten.
>>82801799Maybe that just because my skin is not the color of feces, my goal is overcome whatever is happening to me and find someone who can understand my shortcomings and my mental blockage consisting of my own views on them, maybe I want to built a connection first that won't be cheapened by a simple goal of grindr dating as per your suggestion, maybe because I don't want a Falsom Street parade/ any favela brazilian variant of it involving mystery meats speaking their unintelligible noises with the corresponding feral drone behaviour of having a speak fuck behind the bushes of a port-a-potty while calling it a relationship in a brazilian fashion. Maybe I want relationship first before sex, maybe I'm mental.
>>82801953>willing to have his asshole fingered and globbed pull of lube so a cock can fit in and fuck him silly>doesn't want a tongue in therei'm sorry bro but you're offbase. you should try it at least once. it's pretty nice
>>82801876I do wonder why almost every gincel be like that. I wonder if it's because of a conservative upbringing, or the result of internalized homophobia, or maybe both.I know puritanism is big in america but these queens are more prude than straggots, it's ridiculous
>>82801953>don't like touching my own dickHardline trannycoded. Desd giveaway
>>82801983Nigga Brazil is the largest Catholic country in the world. You don't live in some hedonistic paradise.
>>82801953>no touching the dick>no licking the ass>no funno bf
bro listen. you don't touch your own dick and i get it. but listen bro. you don't touch it like i do. i'm soo good at touching my dick bro u have no idea. you'll love it trust me. just lemme get my hands on that cute little gusher bro puhleeease
Who the hell even want to eat ass? Like it's one of my limits to be with someone, I don't want to kiss someone who had their tongue up my arse, dick is fine but I don't want fecal matter in either of our mouths.
>>82801994>Brazil>Not a hedonistic paradise lmao even. Nigga this is the closest country on earth to a hedonistic paradise. We're Catholics in name only.
>>82801978It's embarrassing and probably feels weird>>82801990Okay >>82802000I'm too fat and ugly for those things you should be happy
>>82802017>Who the hell even want to eat ass?Real tops. You wouldn't get it
>>82802017you wash your ass beforehand and there's no issue
>>82802026Remember when you let slip that you don't like your dick? And with all that trouble with being touched, the writing is on the wall. We can see the trannydon from a mile away. You should seriously consider it
>>82802017>I don't want fecal matter in either of our mouths.prancing sissy faggot woman
>>82802013it reminds her of being male so she doesn't like it
>>82802026>probably feels weirdit feels really damn good. ticklish, but in a good erogenous way. hoo boy is it nice to sit on someone's face and let them eat you out. my goodness lanta
>>82802023That's because you're a favela monkey. I'm also Brazilian and I can say for certain that "prudishness" (a small personal preference) isnt some American perversion.
I'm a bottom with a small weiner, but I'd let a future bf touch I guess if that's what he wants if he would want to return the favor.
>>82801964>maybe I want to built a connection firstIs that you never tried dating outside the anonymous incel board? Is that what you're doing here? Building connection? Delusional. And racist. Yikes
>>82802053Sai dai virjao. Se tu eh um puritano no brasil tu eh a excecao, nao a regra. Nao eh a toa que tu estas aqui a chorar no fio dos viadinhos solitarios. Conseguir ser um virgem solitario aqui eh um feito enorme, capaz apenas para aqueles mais retardados. Eh seu caso?
>>82801822>>82801843>>82801859Getting a desire to post dick now
>>82802095If you do post it, put it on top of a piece of paper that says "Fuck Brazll" please.
>>82801964>maybe I'm mentalIt's that one. People who want relationships before sex go out and get relationships before sex. That's not your issue. Your issue is being a prude incel who's addicted to self pity and loneliness. You literally never tried getting a relationship before.
>>82802086>tu estas aqui a chorarWhy are you using Google translate lmfao
>>82802042honestly this. shit is gross, but we're fags. you need to realize now that while douching and keeping up with hygiene will help a lot, it's inevitable that overtime using someone's ass as your primary means of getting off and bonding, you will encounter SOME brown. it's far from common, but it's just gonna happen. accept it now fags as it gets a lot easier from then on
>>82802105nao to nao. Tu que e burro como uma porta e nao sabe ler portugues, nao entende nosso linguajar e vem aqui falar bosta.
>>82802095i will rate your penis fairly anon (i love all cock)
>>82802095I'll show mine if you show me yours
i know it's a tired meme but i want a bf who's an exact copy of my dad
>>82802124You're using European-dialect Portuguese, Hue, which is the default setting on Google translate. Brazilians don't say "tu estas", ESPECIALLY not Paulistas. Kek, I knew you weren't Brazilian. Only a retarded gringo would try to portray Brazil as some hedonistic paradise in order to justify his own sluttiness.
>>82802149I want a bf who's an exact copy of me DESU
>>82802151oh ze autista, tu acha mesmo que eu nao sou daqui so porque falei "estas a chorar"? Bicha melhore. Estas a ser um grande babaca
>>82802057>Is that you never tried dating outside the anonymous incel boardOk mumbling dirty feet nigger, I maybe not be the smartest guy, but I tried to wait for a more advanced bot reply from your cheap and probably outdated LLM that lacks enough VRAM to operate, so I'll just repeat what I've said last time to you just like what you're capable of doing, at this point it's just like talking to Alexa. I'll say it in your "language" so that you could understand better.Porque euNao conseguiria ser ele (Chad) nem se tentasseSou o oposto, estou no outro lado sideEu sinto todos esses sentimentos que nao consigo controlar Ai nao, nao sei, o motivoToda essa hue simpatia nao passa de uma faca
>>82802175>oh ze autistaNow youre trying too hard to be Brazilian.
>>82802037I've considered it already and I think I don't feel like a trans woman and don't want to look like a woman
>>82802035>>82802042>>82802115This is the curse of being gay but also a germaphobe...
>>82802057Also, I'm not racist, brazilian guys are attractive, this behaviour is exclusively a response to you alone. If I'm a racist then you're a fucking LATAM NIGGER.
>>82802048Okay cool I'm not interested
>>82802178You don't have to be a chad to have a dating life, though. You're seriously delusional. It makes me think that you're the one who only wants chad.There are other gay boys your own age and on your own level out there in your city. So far you never tried reaching out to them
>>82802187Tu ta com vergonha de falar na tua lingua nativa pq, ze buceta. Fala agr, cade tua voz?
>>82802178I love the implication that you can't control your feelings but come on anon, you can do better than this obsession with Chad. That's falling for incel ideology
I know a language too!A3NLNR BENKS
>>82802212There are no accent marks on r9k and I feel like a monkey using "eh"
>>82802193>Not racist>Because my skin is not the colors of feces You probably rejected every non white and that's how you ended up alone
>>82802231Tu se sente um macaco pq tu tem sindrome do vira lata
>>82802163>watching Japanese gay porn>arr rook the same.jpgI thought one of the guys I was following on x had two separate accounts but he was actually a clone.
Why is everyone arguing here? Do ya'll have something up your ass or?
>>82802252No. I love Brazilian Portuguese and I believe it to be a beautiful language. I simply don't want to bastardize it by using favella monkey WhatsApp language.
>want to be comfy and chat with anons on four kuns>have to wage born to be comfy, forced to wage...
>>82802264I think you don't want to talk like a native in front of the foreigners but whatever. Our country is hedonistic by nature, our history reflects that. The portuguese colonizers were both shocked and thrilled by the sexual freedom of natives and they incorporated that so much oir country become the most race mixed in the world. We love to party and know how to throw a good party. Carnival is the apex of our year and it's where the straggots get to behave exactly like gays at Folsom pride. If you are a prude, that's one big "you" and it's probably the reason why you are a celibate
Forgive me as an outside but that seems more of a catholic thing vs a Portuguese/Brazilian thing. Cathloics liked to party and go wild while protties were far more reserved.
Brazilians are animals. In mma you get all sorts of fans but only Brazilian retards yell "you're going to die" to non Brazilians and boo everything even when the non Brazilian is doing objectively attractive moves. Zero humanity, pure tribalism. Orcs in human form.
>>82802337It does explain why evangelicals are a pain in the ass here. How much you wanna bet the other incel brazilian is an evangie? It would explain everything.
>>82802337This, I was born and raised Catholic and fuck did I always had a good time at parties, it's like a night and day different when compared to protestants, even their churches are shit in comparison
>>82802344I can't really argue with that but why do you watch mma? Isn't that a straight hobby?
Ogey I've heard your criticism I will be better in da futur
Last time, hueggier, I have to be a chad because I live in a chad world, unlucky to be livining in it. Just because your own personal skin color color is brown goose poo pantone doesn't mean every other latino guy carries the same visual stink. Just because I compare your own skin to the contents of a doggie bag doesn't mean I'm (an expreme) racist. Just because you can find some other mutations in your amazon rainforest village doesn't mean the same VEEERY low efforts are common everywhere. Before I can get into a date, I'd have to look in the mirror and see Chad, or else what would be the point of getting with someone while I'd aching and see no good in myself? I'd rather cultivate myself and for my future boo instead of being a mixture of a programmed bot + part horse in teeth and skull + part time rage virus monkey + sopa de uma delicia + part time reformed PTSD repressing christian that became a whore. If you're a chad, good for you, I ain't like that.Btw don't reply several time to one post you fucking knuckle-dragging, tongue-swelled, mouth-breathing, tiny-eyed nigger stranger. I get your point across.>>82802344This is exactly what the hue-creature is (the one behind the bot), but his threats of "You're going to die..." have the "alone and celibate." element. Genuinely even less human than me.
>>82802401it's a closeted gymbro hobby, watching two grown, strong sweaty men grapple and beat the shit out of each other, even pinning the other down.
I don't know what came over me, sorry for all that btw. Good evening/night/day to everyone.
>>82802420This ain't no chad world, you are ignoring all the boys who aren't chads who could be your bf. I told you, the chad antics you display is your defense mechanism to keep you safe from the realization: you're not doing anything to find a bf and can't blame anyone for that.
>>82802425Hot>>82802431Goodnight sweetie, no idea what you're apologising over but I can prob relate to it
>>82802420>Before I can get into a date, I'd have to look in the mirror and see Chad, or else what would be the point of getting with someone while I'd aching and see no good in myself?Jesus Christ do incels really believe in this?
>>82802451No, this guy is just plain obsessed with the idea of chad. even this gincel thinks he is nuts.
>>82802464>GincelWhat?
I don't wanna date because I'm too ugly to get chad
>>82802420You're a funny guy in a very unhinged way I laughed at several points reading this. Unintentionally hilarious. Boys like that. But in a more serious note, you're not cultivating yourself, you're wasting away. There's no self improvement in it. No fighting, just desistance. You don't have to be a chad to do gay dating. You don't have to be anything. You can be just you and that's enough
>>82802475gay incel obviously, what else?
>>82802475Gay incel >>82802464Well I know he puts his obsession into words like no one else here, but don't you think that the sentiment he attempt to describe is prevalent here? Feeling like you shouldn't try because you aren't good enough so why bother, better to just roll and accept not having a bf?
>>82802313>I think you don't want to talk like a native in front of the foreigners but whatever."In front of the foreigners"? It's anonymous, retard. I don't have any reputation to sour.>The portuguese colonizers were both shocked and thrilled by the sexual freedom of natives and they incorporated that so much oir country become the most race mixed in the world. We love to party and know how to throw a good party. Carnival is the apex of our year and it's where the straggots get to behave exactly like gays at Folsom pride.Yeah, that's the incredible thing about Brazil - it's an incredibly schizophrenic country. Although it is, undoubtedly, hedonistic in some regards, it is also undoubtedly conservative and prudish. Both geographically and culturally, it's a continental country. That is to say, there are dozens of Brazils within Brazil. In that regard, it's comparable to the "prudish" USA, which is similarly ambivalent. Many of us - myself included - are shy, reserved people. That's often overlooked in narratives that try to reduce the national character to a single image or stereotype. Brazil, as a diverse nation, contains multitudes. Which is, to be totally frank, why I doubt youre even Brazilian sometimes - because you seem incredibly eager to reduce a massive country to a stereotype that makes gringos comfortable.Desu, you seem to have a very simplistic, romanticized view of the country. It's strange to me, for one, that you described Brazil as "incredibly racemixed" because the Portuguese were "thrilled" by the supposed sexual freedom of Indigenous people, totally ignoring the fact that Brazil is also very racemixed in part because there was a deliberate effort to whiten the population by those Portuguese settlers. Why do you feel the need to push this caricature of your own people? It's weird, Hue. And you're weird for assuming everyone is like you.
>>82802517For me it's more my living situation as well as my anxiety in new and unfamiliar situations. I've always struggled with them and in general being sheltered and never feeling like I fit in with anyone.
>>82802099>>82802138>>82802141Sorry anons I got cold feet
>>82802551post cold feet them you pussy?
>>82802551don't sweat it anon it's best to only do it when the mood is right
>>82802542Dating is a struggle, I don't blame you. However it is frustrating to see how coward you are. Like your fears and anxiety rule over your volition, and not the other way around. It's alright I'm not saying this like I wasn't like that too, I am. It's just that not being prudish is a gateway to a sex life and a sex life is a gateway to a relationship. I can't blame you for being a prude though, anymore than you can blame me for being a whore
>>82802551It's ok pal, posting your dick online is pretty ridiculous to begin with>>82802526I'm with this, I'm not from Brazil but I do hate the idea of someone debasing their own national identity to make themselves comfortable for others, be proud of where you're from
>>82802573Thanks for understanding>>82802615I get why it's fun. Getting sexual attention when you've never had any before is intoxicating. But you also put yourself in a vulnerable position to get humiliated. Unless you're into that, which I'm not
>>82802603In my case I was home schooled by a hyper religious mother until I was in the 9th grade. High school was just hellish for an undersocialized person like me. I was naive and got bullied a lot as a result I became very fearful of other people in general. It's very hard for me to overcome this.
>>82802526>undoubtedly, hedonistic in some regardsGlad you can at least admit that. It is conservative and prudish because people like you exist and vote and our congress is a pool of evangelicals. However, it is all very hypocritical because the same pastors who get elected and argue for the sanctity of marriage will do a cocaine binge with prostitutes on the weekend paid for with money from churchgoers. It's no true "conservatism" it is only for the show of politics and for sunday sermons at church. The streets and the public life operate on a whole different set of rules.
licking hairy brown crush ass, i don't even like him but he's so cute and i need to eat his hairy masc ass, i'm prison gay btw
>>82802526>totally ignoring the fact that Brazil is also very racemixed in part because there was a deliberate effort to whiten the population by those Portuguese settlers.Here you can see the stark difference of ethos from our country and USA, and how one country conservatism pales in comparison to the other. Here, the rulers tried to make the population whiter, that's true 100%. By importing white immigrants and trusting they would do what colonizers had already done naturally without much convincing: breed with different races and mix genes, spreading those white genes in our gene pool.In USA, this "whitening" wasn't even necessary to begin with because the state of conservatism and racism there is so much stronger, on a whole different tier, that "race mixture" never happened. People who colonized America didn't mix with their slaves, the total opposite of what happened here. Hence, while we have the most mixed population on earth, USA still has one of the most genetically segregated groups of blacks outside of Africa. To deny this is to deny history as it happened. Pic very much related. An enslaved grandmother praises the lord because her grandson was born white like his immigrant italian father, sparing him from the curse of blackness.
>>82802639>It is conservative and prudish because people like you exist and vote and our congress is a pool of evangelicals.>>Unironically trying to blame the schizophrenic nature of Brazil on individual ""conservatives"" and elections instead of the conditions that surround the state I just remembered that youre geniunely too retarded to argue with. I will now stop replying
>>82802526>Shy and reserved That's me though. You don't have to be a conservative to be shy and reserved. You mistake these two concepts that have nothing to do with each other: social introversion and conservative ideology. It's so asinine that you try to downplay the only good stereotype of our people, that we're chill and festive and not prudish, by reminding us that people like you exist: weirdos with stakes against our fervent culture of sexual freedom.
>>82802689Male slave owners in the American south frequently had black mistresses and mixed race children with them. Thomas Jefferson was famous for this. They just weren't acknowledged and the average black American has some European DNA today because of it.
>>82802615I'm very proud of our country for the same reasons that anon is ashamed: because we are known for having fun and being sexually liberated. Your feelings about that freedom tells us about your personality, not the country where you're from.
>>82802734>black mistresseshere they frequently married blacks and had legitimate children with them, not bastards. It's very hard to compare.
>>82802724>>>Unironically trying to blame the schizophrenic nature of Brazil on individual ""conservatives""These conservatives keep voting for pastors, making the bible barricade the biggest, most reactionary and deranged group of politicians that actively rule over our congress, turning it into a circus. If you want, I can blame their religion instead of their own conservatism.What you call "schizophrenic" nature is just the fact that people like you don't have total control over the government like they do now is USA.
>>82802758Children are children all the same. I don't know much about Brazilian history but in other parts of Latin America that was because there were few European women to marry so they were kinda forced to marry ingenious or African women, unlike here in the US where more European women made the trip.
>>82802724eu sinto cheiro de um eleitor do bozo a distancia, e eh o mesmo cheiro de um incel virjao que sente necessidade de ressaltar que nosso pais nao eh todo hedonista pq gente como voce existe. Sim pessoas como voce existem infelizmente pra acabar com a alegria e a festa
I wanted to use my dildo then I came prematurely from looking at porn, humiliating.
>>82802788Your ignorance shows. USA waged war with itself to not let go of slavery. There is a huge gap of ideological conservatism and racism between our countries. The black community is still segregated there, there was no assimilation like we had here, and that's not to say brazil is a haven for niggers, it isn't. USA is just much worse in comparison. When our government tried to make the population whiter, they relied on mixing races. When your government thinks about mixing races, it cries.
>>82802839I don't deny that, I was simply saying that race mixing happened here just on a smaller scale and we never achieved the blending Brazil has. Brazil also had slavery until 1888, which is 20 years longer than we did.
I would like to make a forum for gaycels outside of r9gay..
Me when no bf yay
>>82802866>race mixing happened here just on a smaller scaleMuch smaller. Million times smaller. That's due to the fact that USA is inherently more racist than any other country in the american continent. We had slaves for 20 more years but we didn't have a literal civil war with trying to keep it. By 1888 we already had laws making slavery obsolete, no newborn citizen could be enslaved. princess Isabel decree was a mere formality
does anyone know of any good YouTubers I can watch...
I almost said "fuck you nigger" to a homeless black guy today.
>>82802914Jupiterclimb
>>82802866To add, we actually had 20+ years of an actual leftist government, something America never had. The most you can get is a right wing party slightly less right wing than republicans. And to no one's surprise, america tries to topple our government and put a right wing america adjacent president in power for the last 10 years. America is the bastion of conservatism and american incels are only a tiny percentage of that greater cultural trend.
>>82802898Yeah and it gets even worse. Lincoln never said anything about taking away the southerner's slaves when he was elected President. Merely the fact that was elected without a single southern state meant that the south felt threatened enough to secede. Some people claim that the original plan was send the freed slaves to Liberia and not even keep them here.
Can we all just agree that the US is the worst country in the Americas?
>>82802958That would be brazil or cucknada
>>82802914I like these people.https://youtube.com/@osakasyndromehttps://youtube.com/@pekoaprihttps://youtube.com/@themostcancelledmanalivehttps://youtube.com/@cracksinpostmodernity5283https://youtube.com/@samuelprada6377https://youtube.com/@appalshophttps://youtube.com/@MentalOutlawhttps://youtube.com/@oyasainoni9https://youtube.com/@wrong_trousershttps://youtube.com/@PeterWesleyBastone
>>82802958They're the richest, which comes with its own merit. They have a judicial system that actually puts murderers behind bars for life, but it stops at civil murderers. Their international diplomacy is the equivalent of gang rape though. Their health care system doesn't exist, and their worker rights are African tier.
>>82802991Which of those are right wingers so I can cross them from my list?
The question is why is the Brazillian here every day lecturing this shit to lonely gay people instead of campaigning where it actually matters
I just want a hybrid with the best of all systems. Freedoms of America, healthcare of Canada/Europe, maybe a mix of systems between the more light Europeans vs the harsh American system when it comes to criminal justice, oh and kicking the billionaires out of government and maxing them pay their fair share in taxes.
>>82803014None of them are right wingers.
>>82802914If we're excluding all the comic dubs I love then I'll recommend the prank calls maxmoefoe and longmont potion castle did
>>82802991>https://youtube.com/@wrong_trousersI can't give my opinion on anyone else on this list but I agree that wrong trousers is absolute peak
>>82803029Okay thank you Hasan
>>82803042What are the comic dubs you love
>halloween in two weeks>STILL dont have a costume to post on this thread on the day of the holiday
>>82803028There's a brazilian here who is guaranteed to vote right wing and I gotta convince him not to by calling him a typical virgin faggot
There are two Spirit Halloweens within like 1 mile of each other, they are like mushrooms popping up in the corpses of dead stores.
>>82803077Wacky lesbian hours, a bunch of the old undertale stuff, nyazsche and cursed spongebob, you know, typical tumblr comic stuff, I havs a soft spot for ask blogs
>>82803029As they are, virtues and flaws included, one of those systems is better than the others and it's canada
>>82803091I just like the monthly vibe of Halloween and Christmas. I don't particularly care for the actual days they're on personally
>>82803118Ask blog comic dubs? I know what ask blogs are, but I dont think Ive ever seen dubs of them. Post some of your favorites, that seems sweet
>>82803091Post yourself nude/wear a sock on your dick (hard)
Wear a pointy sheet and go as a spooky ghost. Make sure to burn a T so everyone knows it's time to leave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgl023lxB4He's so cute
>>82803175https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fcx7_sg9MVw&pp=ygUUZW5nbGlzaCB3aWxseSB0dW1ibHI%3Dhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-itqUmA9vzo&pp=ygUQYXNrIG1lcmN5IHNlcmllcw%3D%3Dhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RT9kXJBebZ4&pp=ygUPYXNrIGRydW5rIGNoYXJhLook, I know this is cringe to enjoy but it's been a comfort thing to watch since I was a young teen, most of the ask blog stuff I can think of was of the undertale fandom since I was deep into the fandom back then (even nowadays desu)
>>82803179ahah yeah all anons should post themselves in their birthday suits (completely naked and also with their cocks hard not for any reason just because ahah)halloween? huh? oh yeah haha
I bit off my penis sorry
someone make the new thread I don't wanna shitpost in a stale one
how do i get a bf if i was born with no penis
>>82803531>>82803531>>82803531new fwed anon
