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>just let your wife take an art class
That's what she's doing there lil bro
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The real question is how incels always talk about "lasting" in relation to sex. Why do they think there's a time you "last"? It doesn't make any sense.
In reality, you fuck as long as you want to and cum when you want. But virgins have been perpetuating this nonsense narrative for a long time now.
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my girlfriend already soft cheats on me with some dudes in her fucking guild wars game, she would probably love some art shit like this too
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>>82798399
neck yourself asap, cuck
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>>82798372
No homo but this faggot ass homo has a juicy body that looks amazing. I bet he would look great with oil all over his body instead of clay. He has those juicy pecs just bursting and look so defined. She is just stroking a work of art and I wouldn't put it past her to put it in her mouth just to appreciate this work of art.
Shout out to the nigga in the back with a black flag shirt
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>>82798429
Not much in the way of pecs, desu.
Mine are far more developed.
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>>82798443
I don't want to see a dude, I ain't gay. But he has a beautiful looking body and it is a true work of art.
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>>82798399
guild wars 2? or 1?
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>>82798443
>>82798503
unattractive body
t. woman
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>wife
looks fun kek
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>>82799608
Untrue, though.
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>>82798443
>>82799608
Kek manlet here got owned by the height pill.
Manlets are a different breed of losers
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>>82799637
kek cope lankstick, bitch tits
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>>82799654
I'm 6'1" and skinny and every single time girls choose me over some stocky manlet, cope or rope manlet
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>>82798372
I aint gay but that meat be looking mad delicious no cap :p
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>>82799662
lol i could scatter your bones with one punch, lankstick bitchtits.
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>>82799695
Can't hear the little man barking from underneath, your arms are too short to reach me kek
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>>82799695
They get owned hard hardddd
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>>82798399
My ex e-gf had an addiction to guild wars 2. As soon as we bring up, she started dating someone from guild wars lmao.
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>>82799711
Bro I know I'm incel for life, you don't need to rub it in
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>>82799705
kek.
>"im safe because my face is slightly higher than his"
>>82799711
sure sure, we've all seen similar sentiments.
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>>82799637
>>82799662
>>82799711
I'm 6'1, tho
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>when all the gymbros are on r9k and not fit because fit is full of queerbait dyel trash spam
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>>82799662
Im 6'2 and skinny and every girl i end up falling for ends up with a 5'3-5'11 manlet
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>>82799711
Women can shame men for something they have absolutely no control over but men wanting a girl under 200 pounds is offensive and disgusting.
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>>82799727
I'm glad that was your answer kek. Keep barking up the wrong tree and get your head chopped little man. Your roid made muscles can't save you from the ridicule of being a mini man. You'll never be truly desirable to any woman ever. Now cope harder
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>>82799737
Why the fuck is chad in my incel board. Gtfo and go to /fit/ or Instagram.
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>>82799747
Sounds like a skill issue desu
If you're so bad at being attractive at that height it's your fault. And you deserve it all
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>>82798372
it's amazing all the things that are possible when you have a big dick.
you can just whip it out anywhere and get a handjob (she probably blew him off later)
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>>82799756
>roid
lolllll. im natty, these muscles would devastate you. i would ragdoll you bud
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>>82798372
it's already caked in white but she cannot help herself
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>>82799790
Can't hear you from up here. Even if you could beat me that won't change the fact that women would rather fuck me
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>>82799801
It was a maintenance stroke.
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>>82799805
naw that aint true either
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>>82798372
Source? That's a nice cock
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>>82798372
Can't even blame cucks anymore at this point
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>>82798399
If you are a woman, people here would endlessly shit on you. You're literally willing staying with a cheating whore and will continue to do so. Meanwhile you'll complain about this problem as if it's not self inflicted. Kill yourself, kike.
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>>82798372
notice how she slowed down when got to the dick? very unprofessional. you're supposed to be objectifying the human body for art
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>just let your wife take an art class
in what kind of situation can a /r9k/ poster hear these words?



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