>want to be baptised and accept Christ so bad>none of my friends or relatives are Christian or even religious so I won't have anyone to go to church with or share my faith
>wanting abrahamic schizophrenia why?
>>82799343Because I know deep in my heart that Christ is real and is my saviour. If you don't understand, that's fine.
>>82799365I understand, I was an evangelical Baptist for years. The kind that go door to door to preach Jesus.You know what that got me? Fuck all.Something good happens in your life? Praise GodSomething bad happens in your life? It must be the devilIt took me years to come to the conclusion that its just a fucking death cult that ruins societies.
>>82799418Fair enough, I feel like I've had the opposite journey in that I've been an atheist my entire life, but have come to Christ, realizing how evil that ideology is.
>>82799311>>none of my friends or relatives are ChristianLucky guy. Gosh I hate abrahamic religions so much I wish Roman emperors had doubled down on the persecution
>>82799365>I know deep in my heart that I was indoctrinated since childhood into the right religion A self confirming bias
>>82799449>realizing how evil that ideology is.>not having dangerous make-believe from antiquity>this is a sinister ideologyHow I can tell you're a liar without you telling me you're a liar.You don't know I sick I get of atheism being compared to religion when it is literally the lack of a religion. The only ideology requirement for atheism is "No, I don't pretend ghosts are real nor do I self-induce schizophrenia with a group of weirdos."
>>82799449You were never an atheist, sheep. You can only pretend so anonymously. In reality your mommy taught you how to pray.
>>82799311>>none of my friends or relatives are Christian or even religious so I won't have anyone to go to church with or share my faithI wish I were in your position. I fucking HATE being in a family of religious fanatics. I could have been married to a hot pre-op trans woman by now
>>82799478>it is literally the lack of a religionNo it isn't, the assertion that ghosts are not real is technically a fundamentalist belief about spirits. You're a straight-up fundie.
>>82799494It's an assertion of skepticism until evidence is produced. >The fundamentalist believing in bronze age mythology calls others fundamentalists The irony
>>82799480My parents are not religious, and none of my family is. I wouldn't call my parents atheists or agnostics because, honestly, I don't think they ever thought about it that deeply, but I was an atheist.>>82799478My interaction with non-religious and atheistic people has not been good.>>82799475Because spiritual experiences don't make sense, dude, that's the point. The more I pray, the more I read the Bible, and the closer I feel to Christ, the better I feel, and the more I begin to love life. It's not something I can even explain unless you have felt it.
>>82799514>It's an assertion of skepticism until evidence is produced. That's agnosticism, not atheism.
>>82799494>the assertion that ghosts are not real is technically a fundamentalist belief about spiritsNo. It's not an "assertion" that ghosts don't exist. You idiots claim the dead keep living, it's not on me to "assert" that your fairy tales are bullshit. It's on you to prove any of your garbage. Hell, prove your savior actually existed on planet Earth with something besides second-hand accounts. I dare you to try.
>>82799562>Experience with non religious wasn't good But your experience with the insufferable proselytism, smugness and sanctimoniousness of the religious people was just your cup of tea? If that was true, you'd be in church with them. But instead you came to preach in the most degenerate godless corner of the internet. Religion is a lie and it's fitting that you use lies to propagate it.
>>82799611There are plenty on non-religious people who have had encounters with ghosts. How you explain it away or ignore it is a matter of worldview.
>>82799571Wrong. Agnosticism is neutrality. Atheism is disbelief until compelling evidence is produced. Learn your lesson
>>82799630>neutrality>disbelief until compelling evidence is producedDisbelief is neutral, not negative. We're not in some competition. I'm just some anonymous person.
>>82799620The same way we "explain" the voices that your zombie kike god listened to. The folly of men. Schizophrenia. The blind are leading the blind
>>82799640>Disbelief is neutralWrong again. Disbelief isn't neutral. Agnosticism simply doesn't take a stand. Atheism takes the stand that is supported by evidence, whatever it is.
>>82799643That's your explanation, and other believe that sometimes it's FUCKING REAL. And since there's no way to measure these experiences that anyone can think of, we're all stuck guessing with our own perspectives blinding how confident we should be.
>>82799616Dude, I was not raised Christian, I've never been proselytised. I came to Christ purely through the internet. I was lamenting the fact that I have no one to share my faith with, and that if I were to be baptised, my parents or friends probably wouldn't show up.
>>82799562>My interaction with non-religious and atheistic people has not been good.Why? Because they refuse to entertain your delusions and superiority complex that comes from the authority of a desert ghost? Because you're a retard that talks down to people on account that you have an imaginary friend that created the universe and they somehow think that's hilarious and stupid?
>>82799562>The more I pray, the more I read the Bible, and the closer I feel to ChristThat is, you are ignoring whatever the bible is actually telling you, and all the horrors and atrocities it purported, in favor of your shallow feelings of being included in the VIP club.
>>82799562Funny the more I read the bible, the more my faith in christ died. Nothing makes an atheist like knowing the bible. >I feel better and love life >Still proselytizing on the incel boardI dread to think about the life hating version of you.
>>82799649>Disbelief isn't neutral.Let's agree to disagree.>Agnosticism simply doesn't take a stand.Yes it does, Carl Sagan was a very outspoken agnostic.>Atheism takes the stand that is supported by evidenceIncluding if Jesus Christ came down and said, "Yep, I'm God, check me out dudes," but then that wouldn't be atheism at all because that would include a God, and so you're talking about agnosticism, "I don't have gnosis and am not in the know unless it is supported by evidence"
>>82799663>Still became a proselytizer A tragedy. If only you were telling the truth about all the religious indoctrination you were being exposed to. Former atheists don't become preachers and faith mongerers. People raised by the cult do.
>>82799655>it's FUCKING REAL>Unprovable, no evidence, doesn't survive actual experimentation and scrutiny Religious themes are very common in the delusions of the mentally ill. You should visit your local hospice, you will find several people who have heard the voice of god. Mental illness is indeed real.
>>82799713I prayed to the big invisible ghost to get me pussy and the mad lad did it. I don't care if I'm insane, I get sex.
>>82799692Neutrality is neither belief nor disbelief. Atheists take a stand, opposite to religious people, where agnostics don't.
>>82799718>It was the creator of the universe that granted me sex >Not my efforts or the willingness of my sexual partner at least you are okay with your own insanity.
>>82799663>I came to Christ purely through the internet.Uh huh, the internet made religion seem cool. Liar.
>>82799723>Neutrality is neither belief nor disbelief.*DING!*>Atheists take a stand, *DING!*>opposite to religious people, *DING!*>where agnostics don't.Ameeeen
>>82799728My partner also credits God with being her wingman so yeah it's all about Jesus.
>>82799692>ncluding if Jesus Christ came down and said, "Yep, I'm God, check me out dudes,">Dies humiliated >"Comes back to life">Disappear right away for centuries You should read more about ancient mythologies, jesus was only one of many fake prophets who were said to be martyrs who were resurrected through sacrifice.
>>82799731The atheist will say "jesus is a fake prophet and Yahweh is a myth" where the agnostic will just shrug and say "I don't know".
>>82799742>Pussy whipped into a religion >Still proselytizing in the incel board Pathetic display of lying for (you)s. I guess god is not filling that hole that only 4chan can fill.
>>82799753Did you say, "Atheism takes the stand that is supported by evidence, whatever it is." ?
>>82799759Not an incel safe space, nothing wrong with shit posting and using industrial-grade filters
>>82799761And the evidence available for us is that the man claiming to be god 2k years ago was indeed lying.
>>82799770And it is an integral part of your shitposting to make up lies about the impact of religion in your life to make it more appealing Meanwhile you are still sulking in the incel thread, so whatever god did for you, it still couldn't save you from this place.
>>82799781You can choose to take or leave that, but there could still be other evidence that you'd have to take into consideration if it became available, and if it proved that God were real, then it would contradict the claim that atheism is evidence-based.
>>82799786I'm telling the truth in a religion thread. OP never said he was an incel. He even said that he has friends, which means he's not some total social retard.
>>82799797>there could still be other evidence that you'd have to take into consideration if it became availableYou too, sweetie. If evidence ever comes around the block that another religion is true and not your kike zombie god, your whole faith will be in trouble.
>>82799797If man made mythology became evidence based, there would be no more atheism as we know it.
>>82799808Hmm yes that very true. It sure would be embarrassing if the sky ripped open and a dude with an elephant face popped out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM6LfoUshY4
>>82799807>The arrogance of the religious fanatic claiming ownership of the truth Shocking. You are proselytizing in the incel thread. No matter how many wonders god did to you, he couldn't save you from this place lmao
>>82799812>there would be no more atheismNo, some people would still choose to disbelieve despite evidence and say it's fake.
>>82799824It's not an incel thread because I am in it and I have sex. Also, /r9k/ isn't terrible if you use filters. You basically admitted that you hate it here and torture yourself. LMAO at your life.
>>82799825These people would be a new religion in on itself, defying the evidence available to them. Just like christians do it today.
>>82799833>I love the incel board so much I come here to proselytize my religion even though I will get nothing but scorn The difference between you and I, is that one of us is honest. The other is a christcuck Jesus filled your holes but not the one that only the incel board could fill lmao
>>82799858Persecute me harder daddy uwu
>>82799833It's an incel board and you're here casting pearls to the pigs which is the opposite of what your god told you to do. Honestly my dude, as any other religious person, pretending is your game. You belong in the incel thread more than you do in church. That's why you're here.
>>82799729There are lots of good Christian channels on YouTube, though. You seem to be just forever stuck in your fedora tipping 2014 new atheist phase, when reality has shown through the trans and gay shit just how evil and morally hollow atheists are.Christ is coming back in a big way with young men and the demons are TERRIFIED
>>82799878Shitposting is "casting pearls to pigs?" (Matthew 7:6) I didn't even quote any scripture.
>>82799881If these channels were any good they wouldn't be worshipping kike mythology. >christian due to lgbtphobia Who could have predicted this? Didn't jesus praise the eunuchs in the temple?
>>82799890Proselytizing to people who don't want to hear it is what jesus referred to, you are so ignorant about the text you supposedly worship.
>>82799897The OP literally said, "want to be baptised and accept Christ so bad." Are you lost?
>>82799881>Christ is coming back in a big way with young menNo more than islam, lmao. You think that's a good thing? Open a history book and take a peak at what happened to societies where christcuckery was big with the people. As any other person arguing in bad faith, you ignore the part where the armies of christ are divided in hundreds of sects that all hate each other
>>82799902In the incel board, you drooling retard. He's "religious" thread is filled with people denouncing his faith when his dead kike god told him to get away from these people and places like 4chan. But 4chan fills the hole in his soul like no kike god ever could
>>82799918Not an incel board and never will be
>>82799910Christianity is coming back because there are real demonic evil forces at work. Why do you think women are obsessed with murdering their own children in the womb via abortion? Why do you think the media is promoting that men cut off their genitals, pump their bodies full of hormones and pretend to be women?
>>82799929Literally an incel board. Never a christcuck board and never will be. >Religious fag is in denial Typical
>>82799931>Why do you think women are obsessed with murdering their own children in the womb via abortion? Why do you think the media is promoting that men cut off their genitals, pump their bodies full of hormones and pretend to be women?Billionaires.
>>82799936You are a fundamentalist atheist. deal with it fundie
>>82799945Nothing about that makes sense in a materialist context, though. Billionaires want more children to be born; it's not in their interest for society to decline. Destroying society and human lives for no material gain can only be explained in a spiritual context.
>>82799931Christianity never went away because people like you are desperate for meaning and will put reason aside in exchange for any cult that gives you a semblance of community and a promise of reward, no matter the price. But be careful, the same invisible hand that pushed you to the intellectual radicalism of hebrew mythology, can push others to different flavours of radicalism. Islam is known for spreading quicker and more efficiently than your kike zombie god ever dreamed of.
>>82799957For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.1 Timothy 6:10
>>82799950What's my canonical text? What's my tenant? What are my doctrines and dogmas?>Christcuck can only project his own flaws That's religion 101
>>82799969>What's my canonical text? What's my tenant? What are my doctrines and dogmas?Here you go, printed the bulletin for your first service
>>82799931Your hatred for free women and free queers made you a christian? Seems like you're believing for all the wrong reasons. What are you, a repressed tranny?
>>82799976>My dogma is disbelief until evidence Your dogma is a 3 thousand page book ordering genocide and other atrocities That's the difference between a real fundamentalist and an actual person
>>82799931>Why do you think women are obsessed with murdering their own children in the womb via abortion? Why do you think the media is promoting that men cut off their genitals, pump their bodies full of hormones and pretend to be women?I'll take that over your kike god rule any day
>>82799995So you're agnostic? Because atheism is fundamentalist.
>>82799999Not really. Agnosticism makes no claims. Atheism is based on the evidence reliable to us that human made mythology is fake. Atheism is evidence based. You are a fundamentalist worshipping bronze age mythology which is why you accuse others of being what you are.
>>82800012Atheism is not evidence-based, because it means "no god" belief, a-theist. If there were, hypothetically, evidence given for God, then the evidence-based view could not be atheism, since it would have to accept God. So, the evidence-based view is agnosticism.
>>82800022Atheism is based on the current evidence available to us, which points to hebrew mythology being fake.
>>82800022>god" belief, a-theist. If there were, hypothetically, evidenceThen atheists would change en masse and atheism would be forever changed Right now it's in line with the available evidence which makes you wrong
>>82800028Current scientific evidence. You can still have personal experiences that convince you to be religious. Agnosticism is also based on the current evidence available to us.
>>82799998More unborn children have been murdered via abortion than all the wars and atrocities combined. If you cannot see that it is demonic, I am not sure what I can say.
>>82800036>Current scientific evidence Meaning that currently atheism is evidence based no matter how hard that makes a christcuck like you cry.
>>82800036>My personal experience makes me believe in jewish fairy tales We have a name for that, it's called insanity. The same reason why jesus heard voices
>>82800052>>82800060I never said that Christianity was a rational worldview. In fact, no worldview is rational. Everything provable is built upon unprovable assumptions. That's simply how language works. You're free to call what I believe ridiculous, but you must be open to your beliefs being ridiculous as well. Nothing came out of nothing one day for no reason and now you have to pay taxes. I'm sorry, but that's fucking ridiculous.
>>82800050Your god ordered kids to be murdered several times, which makes your claims disingenuous at least. In fact how many unborn children were murdered in his multiple genocidal campaigns? Only god knows
>>82800071>Everything provable is built upon unprovable assumptionsAxioms are necessary to build up any philosophical argument, including mathematics. That is a far leap from believing actual myths with magic
>>82800091Axioms are myths :B
>>82799931>promoting that men cut off their genitalsI wonder where I heard that one before...
>>82800094>Axiom: a point is adimensional; a = b and b = c therefore a = c>Myth: god wants you to cut off your foreskin, also worship this dead kike or suffer forever. Pay 10% of your income to us No wonder how you fell for religion being so intellectually challenged.
>>82800114Atheists still pay taxes
>>82800071>Nothing came out of nothingA far cry from saying this particular tribe of desert nomads were enlightened with the rules of the universe that conveniently put them as gods favourite people and instructs them how to trade slaves at the market
>>82800120You pay taxes and on top of that you give your money to the church, doubling your level of stupidity
>>82800123It would be easier to take you seriously if you removed the plank from your own eye before helping your brother with the speck in theirs.
>>82800071>>82800120>Hates taxes >"I will worship a dead jew now and give money to his representatives. That will show tax collectors!"The peak of religious sagacity
>>82800127I give my money to charities and straight-up homeless dudes
>>82800133That's not even the context of the verse and it doesn't apply here. For a supposed christcuck you are certainly ignorant about the book you worship.
>>82800141And you proselytize your faith in the kike god to incels online, which is the fullest extent of your faith.
>>82800148It's a sin to be embarrassed about the ridiculousness of existence. If you want to help a Christian with their embarrassing beliefs, reconcile your own first.
>>82799311>I am an impressionable young chud brainwashed by right wing christian griftersMany such cases.
>>82800071>Nothing came out of nothingIf you have to believe in cosmogony to sleep better at night, keep clear from bronze age mythology, specially abrahamic. Those people worshipped fear and ignorance, their deities were wrathful and vindictive like you would expect from desert people.
>>82800160You seem to confuse me with a grifter selling his ideology. I'll leave that to christcucks, thank you. I'm merely doing my job making sure that religiousfags know this isn't their place.
>>82800185KEK father aurochs going "I'm not the momma"
>>82800194>You seem to confuse me with a grifter selling his ideology.>I'm merely doing my jobThat's actually what a grifter would say :think:
>>82800206Mate you're the one who made a whole thread to proselytize your religious zealotry and couldn't help but justify it with "abortion" and trannies. I'm literally calling you out. You're ashamed now? Telling.
>>82799931>promoting that men cut off their genitalsJust like the bible
>>82800229>Mate you're the one who made a whole thread to proselytize your religious zealotry and couldn't help but justify it with "abortion" and trannies. >I'm literally calling you out. You're ashamed now? Telling.You were talking with a different poster, I'm the one with a wife and the "everything is absurd" take. Jesus said "do not judge," so I'm not one to judge if an abortion or gender-affirming care takes place. God is the judge.
>>82800265>A wife>Still proselytizing in the incel boardCareful now, lying is a sin
>>82800283Still not an incel board and never will be
>>82800299You're still pretending to have a wife as you proselytize in the incel board. Christcucks can't get any lower
>>82800334OK med time for you
>>82800339go back to church, cuck. Your jew god has no dominion here
>>82800361People who have willingly deluded themselves into belief will say you didn't delude yourself hard enough. Rationality is the death of faith
>>82800362You just seem obviously personally bothered by a total stranger and perhaps it would be wise to get on mood-stabilizing medications so that you don't take yourself too seriously.
>>82800414still not your church. Jesus is sucking Satan's cock in hell
>>82799311>nobody to attend the community withother than the community you want to attend?
