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>be born as a mid tier becky
>have kinda cutish face
>makeupfraud and nichemaxx to a stacy
>endless money and attention
>picrel admitted having a sugar daddy btw

Demale meta is basically
>dont be fat (if ur cute enough, its optional)
>learn to use makeup
>dont get pregnant
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>>82799886
yeah, as a midtier becky who had literally no life besides doomscrolling this website in my room and masturbating, i was a total loser khhv neet with no prospects, but one day i started posting simpbait videos in heavy makeup (nothing pornographic) and since then, i have made about 12k euros and i always have hundreds of guys in my notifications. right now i have friends and a source of income. however i still am in my parents basement, still unemployed and no bf. i am working on it though. i will slowly get all of these things as i make more money.
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>>82799886
>>be born as a mid tier becky
>>have kinda cutish face
>>makeupfraud and nichemaxx to a stacy

I did the male version of this lol

>be born mid tier brad (? whatever the fuck becky equivalent is)
>have kinda cutish face (have been told I am pretty)
>nichemaxx with long hair and darker clothing and a tattoo
>lift weights and fill out my frame with 12% bf
>get gfs and sex

wasn't too hard really, had a girl in my apartment elevator compliment me a couple of days ago on my way back from my gfs
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Foids can fuck up their entire lives and still win.
They'll still have a thousand fucks, and have kids.
Meanwhile, her incel looks-match has roped, or he posts here.
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>>82799911
Holy larp
>>82799916
Itd mid tier normie

Also all this u did just to have the same level of social appreciation an average woman has from the start
All that just to be ok.

> u cant get a sugar moommy
> u cant be unconditionally loved
> u have one sungle girl
And u talk about compiment u got a couple days ago while an average woman sees compliments as annoying
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>>82799983
The first gf I had was actually a sugar moommy, she was 7 years older than me and would cook for me, drive me to places, buy me things and take me on days out as I couldn't drive, she also got one of those implants specifically so I could nut in her and I autistically counted the amount of nuts I blasted in her over the year we dated, my total count was 372 I do believe, shit was lowkey fire but she was kinda tapped in the head and I wanted someone younger.

>> u cant be unconditionally loved
2bh I dont unconditionally love a woman, my gf has to meet criteria and bring quality to the table, like I wouldn't date her if she was a bum like how she wouldn't date me if I was a bum, only small animals and children get unconditional love really. Unless youre some touch starved simp who would love a fent addict if she feigned interest.

>> u have one sungle girl
yeah thats how relationships work, when I was single I dated various girls but it eventually gets a bit pointless so having the one gf is nice, if I wanted to I could go behind her back but I'm not evil so I wouldn't and have no desire to.
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>>82800044
>was a sugar mummy
Did she support your lifestyle while u whore yourself out online for free
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>>82800067
no, but she did organise a threesome with her best friend which was fire, plus I dont really want to whore myself out online
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>>82799983
>u cant be unconditionally loved
Have you ever been unconditionally loved, mykola?
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>>82800098
Only by your mom
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Meanwhile men:
>be over 6 foot
>have a salary that's over 100k
>have a big dick
>be above 7/10 in looks
>own a nice house
>own a nice car
>have a good relationship with your mother and sisters
>have a muscular physique
>have a social life
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>>82800121
>don't be bald
>don't have any medical conditions like infertility, diabetes, ect
>don't be an alcoholic
>don't have a past relationship that involves a divorce
I can name more but my brain hurts so I wont.
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>>82800121
What you get for all this:
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>>82800129
>woman
>brain hurts
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>>82800139
They caused my headache. I hate them
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>>82799886
She's not even mid, I'm thirsty af and I wouldn't
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>>82800155
Bitter incel underrate women who knew
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>>82800100
Remind me, did you not say to me once that unconditional love is a rare, special thing, that I felt, and that you would probably not find anywhere else?
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>>82800131
Actually you don't get that either. She has a girlfriend and would never even look at you, balding kike. You get to rot alone in your room, not because of your appearance, but because you're BPD and betrayed the only person who ever cared about you.
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>>82800180
>>82800190
Of course I dont since im below 7
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>>82800204
Do you remember when you said that to me or not, Platon?
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>>82800204
Actually you're HTN on your way to chadlite and that's why you refuse to be around LTNs such as myself. You said that before.
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>>82800175
Not an incel, just single atm.
Not bitter.

That foid is just not good looking.
Cope harder or use better bait images, that uggo doesn't cut it.
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>>82799886
Either way, your time is now over. You had your chance.
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>>82800214
Sure steve, sure
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>>82800238
You did say it. How does it feel knowing you experienced unconditional love and then threw it away and are now lying for attention on r9k like you've always done?
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>>82799886
i don't look exactly like her but similar, i'm still with my first after many years and that is much better.
but people who complain about what some others choose to do with their personal lives are always moronic, including you OP.

this kind of stuff also always reeks of sexual obsession that the male refuses to acknowledge (in this case a sexual obsession with alt looking women, which is disguised as hate, AGP males do this a lot btw).
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>>82799886
>>82799911
Both posters are trannies, 100%.
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>>82800378
Clocky clocky
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>>82800378
No hate its just that I envy them
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>>82800404
I recommend you answer this
>>82800320
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>>82800378
>AGP males do this a lot btw
OP is AGP so you're right on the money anonette
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>>82800435
I recommend we both do face reveals and let ppl judge
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>>82800404
>actually i'm a troon
at least you're honest lol. average r9k male moment
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>>82800463
Im not a trooper. I just want easy life
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>>82800458
>face reveals
What do you think you are, a youtuber?
And you've already posted your face hundreds of times before because you're an attention whore, it's not a reveal.
How many people have you dated btw?
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>>82800472
Easy life? You don't work and your dad buys you everything you ask for. You only wear designer clothes. You have no fucking idea what it's like to struggle in life, faggot.
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>>82800494
>You don't work and your dad buys you everything you ask for
I wish it was true desu
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>>82800477
Null (0)
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>>82800546
It is true. He bought you a PC this year and a really expensive coffee machine that I doubt you even use, along with of course lots of designer clothes, because your OCD makes it so you can only wear designer, right?
You wanted a guitar too, did he get it yet?
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>>82800571
Ima be honest here i lied about most of it
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>>82800561
>Null (0)
Are you sure about that?
How many people have you dated?
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>>82800600
>i lied about most of it
Is this not your PC?
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>>82800652
Im not gonna play this games here snd just post ur face for people to rate here next time u post my pics or ds or idk
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>>82800652
Eh, i just feel like i needed to impress u
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>>82800669
How many people have you dated, Platon?
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>>82800678
Only your whore mother, Martha
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>>82800675
First of, this is your PC.
Secondly, it's not impressive to beg your dad for money. The fact that you're this vapid and shallow only made me like you less, if anything. So I'm pretty sure no, you didn't do it to impress me, you did it because it was true and because you're an uninteresting person so the only thing you can talk about is your latest useless purchase.
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>>82800685
How many people have you dated, Platon? I recommend you answer truthfully for once in your life.
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>>82800700
The pc is mine but I bought it with my own money. Anyways ima go no contact
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>>82800710
You don't have a job and you didn't buy it with your own money, retard. Your dad bought it for you. Even if you had bought it with your own money it's the money your dad gives you every month.
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>>82800707
Maybe you need to meet new people dood
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>>82800720
>dood
You can either apologize for this or get doxxed. Choose.
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>>82800720
I'm not joking, and you're fully aware I am not joking. Apologize.
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>>82800720
This is the last chance I'm giving you. You have 2 min to say you're sorry or delete this post.
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>>82800720
Your time is up. You didn't delete this post. It's a pity things had to end this way.



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