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fellowship of the fags

are you anons getting ready for your annual rewatch of lotr?

prev: >>82803531
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hello don't forget to pin yourself in the tagemape and chat with fellow gaynons thank you

https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/
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gay mens heads on pikes
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>>82809109
Just say blowjob
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>>82809089
Never seen the movies, I have it on 4k but I just never had the time to properly sit down and watch all three extended editions back to back to back, maybe when the time is right I will
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>>82809109
>pike
i love the hauki too
https://youtu.be/5pU6fm7k3Ew?si=2T1DXSkMlLRltCdU
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god my farts smell so bad today
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Waa where husbie meow sniffle
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>>82809122
post a smellaroo then
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>>82809109
i love this anime sm
>>82809111
triploids of truth
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Protect and cherish gay men.
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>>82809089
>are you anons getting ready for your annual rewatch of lotr?
Thankfully I am not a redditor
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>>82809089
I actually did watch the extended versions of lotr around this time last year (or the one before?) with a couple of friends. Tbh LOTR is a nice movie for christmas.
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>>82809076
fuck it, yes I absolutely do.
well, for north korean standards, I was born near the end of winter so most of my siblings died out and all the nourishment could go to my pp.
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>>82809125
ok, imagine the ice cracking sound of the deep lake or a glacier and the smell of methane and stinky egg and lots of bread
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When if bf season going to come around again
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Why do trans women almost never pass? All of them look like crazy messy smelly men. What causes this?
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>>82809122
can we listen to them?
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>>82809161
They weren't born as women with women brains and women bodies. They have mens brains and mens bodies
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Trannies can pass sometimes. Hunter Schafer is pretty womanly. Albeit that's because she started early.
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I'm like a tranny but I don't see myself as a woman and I don't want to be a woman and I don't take HRT
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So how are you a tranny then?
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>>82809220
If you don't want to change your sex, you're just a guy then
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>>82809227
I'm just really annoying like a tranny
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How the fuck. How the fuck did a thread get close to 600 replies under 12 hours. Why happened to my comfy slow general. I must kill zoomers, this has to stop. Fuck off to gaygen you metaphysical whores.
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>>82809309
Blame the mentally ill political fag who spams incel and racist for 300 posts
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>>82809323
You must mean the troll insisting everyone who isn't a BBC fetishist is a Nazi.
Also kill yourself.
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We should all just collectively ignore Hue. Boycott
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>>82809331
Is hue a namefag or does hue post a certain way?
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>>82809323
I'll blame all of you. I'm tired of being in the same thread with bots, spammers and children. I'll either just leave or make a thread for 25+ gay robots or even 30+ so I don't have to see your childish whining non stop. Or repeating same loops every day. You ruined the only good general that ever existed on this site and chased all good posters away.
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>>82809359
If you see words prude, gincel, looksmatch and overall inability to read and respond to what you say but simply responding with same sentences over and over again it's hue. He is telling you to have sex and stop being conservative or whatever. He is a literal attention farming bot. He also gives multiple half assed responses to the same posts usually via green texting a word or few words of your post. He does this to make it seem you had more replies than you actually did and to bait you to respond.

So he just posts in a very obvious way not a namefag.
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>>82809359
Hue is the Brazilian troll who shits up every thread. If you see someone
>accusing everyone else of being a conservative/pride/incel if they disagree with him
>incessantly telling people to go to dating apps and slut themselves out
>spread libtard anti-gun and pro-SSRI propaganda
That's probably Hue and you should just ignore them.
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>>82809364
Then they'll just go to your thread retard
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The word "retard" has lost its punch. I'm switching to "moron". Morons
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koll all gays
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>>82809391
"Retard" packs a punch for as long as libtards cry about it being a slur.
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Koll?
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I need a gen with very kinky virgin anons
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Tying up a homophobic guy and sucking his pp so he goes from being really mad about the situation to really satisfied, to the point where not sucking his pp is torture to him.
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>>82809418
what if he sues you then?
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Being gay is the most reddit thing ever after soi, get off my website.
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>>82809389
No they won't idiot because there would be 2 threads. They could but I'm not taking 90% of you with me.
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>>82809108
i'm somewhere on the tagmap ;)
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>>82809359
Hue is just a bot made by a brazilian subhueman mystery meat nigger, with certain hang ups about his own closeted homosexuality coming from being raised in a tight christian household. Don't interact with her, she is not even real or original or inventive or sharp, it's just digital ramblings of a lunatic that btw wants to save you in a very religious manner, like a second coming of Christ, from your own "bad and terrible gay incelhood", according to him, since he probably experienced it in the past. I won't go into his political leanings. He's not even programmed to be mallable and fluid in response, it's the same boring few words every reply. Just stop giving a hyena bot an opportunity to spam, once it starts repeating itself you should give him no ground to talk, especially if it's getting obvious when he starts samefagging. Hue starts getting uppity - headphones on, cut contact.
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Tag map spamming early thread making op is the worst poster in this general in my opinion. Can't wait for him to fuck off or get replaced or cucked out of making threads
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>>82809407
They don't anymore though, which is why it's boring. Everyone and their mom says retard now
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>>82809450
I like him. He seems very genuine and sweet. Stop being so mean and jaded
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>>82809467
you sound pedophilic
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>>82809472
I just got the ick
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>you never tried because you never tried and I know it
>I can't try because I can't try because I'm not chad
>I'm not a chad bottom but I liek watching american dad
>meow meow where husband yay hisss hiss fuck off yay so trying to save me *bites you*
>I'm so pathetic I can't stop eating slop I need to lose 1lbs I'm so fat and pathetic make fun of me
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sniffies account created
hmm... strange place...

>>82809446
fgojimhkjnyt, teleport me there
just straight up kyle reese my ass lol :p
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sex witn guys
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>>82809494
Best posters BTW
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>>82809494
Don't forget the no asshole guy
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>lives in a city full of those into his hobby
>too scared to contact them
>would rather talk to those who are into it but live on another continent
See, this I why I hate you faggots. You have no real issues. All of your suffering is caused by yourself and, actually, just an appropriate "punishment" for your actions. You don't deserve nothing and should get even less than that.
And I say this as someone who is pro ldr btw
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*anything
I love double negative black people speak it's funny
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Actually the reason I cannot get a bf is because my family was cursed by an unknown entity several generations back
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>tfw no demonic bf for halloween
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>>82809453
Shit... true I haven't heard anyone be mad over it for quite a while now.
Maybe I should start using "dumbass" instead.
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blow gay men up in tactical drone attacks
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>>82809553
yain't ain't don't deserve no nothin and shouldn't not never not get no less than that
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need kinky bf
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>>82809579
I am kinky.
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need VERY kinky bf
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>>82809586
I am kinky. 2
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>>82809561
I'm a devil worshipper but still single, apparently people don't want to date people who does blood sacrifices
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NEED EXTREMELY PERVY BF!!
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explain why gay people shouldn't be murdered
that's right, you can't
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>gay
>people
no they aren't
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>>82809453
>>82809565
You'd move to nigger if you weren't PUSSIES
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>>82809581
>>82809589
probably not the kind of pervy I'm searching for
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>>82809615
It's okay to say "retard" even if retards get mad because retards won't kill you if they're upset.
Niggers, however, absolutely will.
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Gay males might be the only good people.
Not all of them, but being gay forces men into philosophy.
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>>82809617
I'll bite. What kind of pervy
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>>82809625
Pedophile. He wants a pedophile
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i have forgotten the pizza in the oven twice now
someone remind me to check on it in 3 minutes
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>>82809625
you have to be very comfortable with your body for starters, and be dom. Don't care if top or bottom
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violently killing gay men
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>>82809638
>you have to be very comfortable with your body for starters
What does this entail exactly?
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Gay NIGGERS have to clarify that they want a pedo bf because to an average anon pervy is holding hands on the first date or rubbing dicks before marriage lamao
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>>82809636
Check on it anon
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i need you don't you want me
take some time out and you will see
that your love is lifting me
and that's where i want to be
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>>82809645
you don't feel uneasy easily, or at all. You like using or showing your body and you get off to the thought of someone getting aroused by something related to ur body
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>>82809644
now replace the Ls with Ss
that's called dark humor
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>>82809666
>He wants you to whore yourself out and/or walk around naked in public
Worse than pedophilia
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>>82809667
Viosensly?
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Remind me
Why did I come back to r9gay
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>>82809674
not at all. Everything happens between closed doors, and it's just between me and my very pervy bf. Forgot to say: he initiates it, and wants to, even when I don't feel like it
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>>82809685
sorry, behind closd doors*
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>>82809309
Today is teacher's day in Brazil so school is out
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>>82809685
What? You're a fucking degenerate whore that disgusting you should be in asylum
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>>82809709
why do you say that? I'm not talking about sex
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>>82809667
>kissing gay men
extremely degenerate and fucked up
you're going to hell for these thoughts
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how am I degenerate if I want my bf to be more degenerate than I am?
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>>82809723
Would you let your bf eat your raw ass and suck bbc?
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VIOSENTLY
KISSING
GAY MES
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I want a pervy fbf too but his main and only kink is us
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Reminder that you can report extremely low quality posts or trolling outside of /b/
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I guees I'm kinky too if I want to be bf's everything... wake up with him, kiss him, fuck only him (hardmode for gay degenerates), travel with him, buy a house with him, love only him...
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>>82809727
not into full blown scat, so no, I have different pervs. And no to the second one either, it's just me and my bf, anyone else would kill the mood ;) expecially a woman
>>82809733
this is more or less what I want, but my bf's fetishes include also himself and his body too, and then some more
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>>82809741
Part of what makes r9k fun is retarded people thouh
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I have never masturbated with porn. Sometimes I look at porn to get horny but then I have to turn it off to actually masturbate or I'll feel awkward. Is anyone else like this or am I just retarded
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I have never masturbated. I have waited for fbf to give me my first orgasm all my life.
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>>82809752
> I have different pervs
It's children isn't it
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>>82809752
i like exhibiting myself...
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>>82809751
that's just standard couple things. Very cute and not kinky
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Time to coom yay
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>>82809771
not at all, a kid would kill the mood even more than a woman. 18+ guys only, better if near my age. I also don't wish for a pedophile bf
>>82809775
it's not all about exhibition, it's more...subtle, and at times, not subtle at all ;) You are the one dominating, but I can guide you
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For some reason I find size differences to be really hot. Ideally my fbf would either be super tall or super short.
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Ideally my fbf would be skinned alive then tossed in an incinerator
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Not in a pedo way though. I want a 5' bf who is an adult
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gay men are the lowest of the low and deserve swift euthanasia
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>>82809788
*sniffing meows precoom*
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>>82809804
uuuh likewise ;)
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>size difference is hot
Explain why I still have no bf as a 6'4" man.
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I want a normal sized bf, even a little shorter than me. Then I grow him :P
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i want a friendless neet bf who's cut contact with his family so that when i torture and kill and eat him no one will be interested in investigating his disappearance
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>everyone wants a comically short or comically tall boyfriend
Yet another loss for 5'9cels.
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No one wants me because I'm comically tall. It's so over for 6'6 cels.
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>anon has good politics and isn't a self hating retard or a leftie cuck
>he is a furry and argues with huebot
There isn't anyone as based as me on this planet and I suffer for it every day. I'm truly forever alone in my superiority. I wish I was as mediocre as you lot so I could at least feel like I belong somewhere.
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>>82809880
Literally everyone wants a 6'6" boyfriend. Stop complaining Chad
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>masochist bf who doesn't mind when i dismember him place him in the grinder
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>>82809848
maybe they're intimidated? Unironically. In my country that's very very tall
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>>82809899
Then why does everyone elmake fun of my height and cal me a circus freak failed basketball player, it must be all in my head. Fuck off chad.
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i'm gonna salt and eat my fbf
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>>82809922
No one does this BTW
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>>82809800
cute :3
bit my lip :33
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>>82809848
maybe you're stinky? Most average tall guys I've met smelled bad for some reason, unless they were popular
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>tall bf who needs help cleaning his dick because he's too tall to reach it
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>tall bf who needs help cleaning his feet because he's too tall to reach them
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bla bla bla i'm a degenerate fag isn't that interesting meanwhile straight guys with gfs are getting railed for funsies
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>>82809935
Except everyone ad their mom making fun of me and calling me a freak but I guess that never happened just because you didn't experience it yourself FUCK YOU I HATE YOU
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>>82810011
seems like being tall is less desirable in your culture. Or maybe they're jealous
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>>82809499
>fgojimhkjnyt
omfg you're so freaking cute!
Fuck now I feel bad for having your hopes up :<
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i hope laws pass that allow normal people to gun gays down in public
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>>82810055
heeeh, dw about it :>
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>>82810105
Not gonna promise anything but we'll see in 4-5 :<
In the meantime you wanna get to know each other?
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>>82810126
sure, why not, would be nice to meet you before i eep
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you are beta soi nu-males
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>I like vanilla ice cream :D
>>NO YOURE LIKING IT WRONG WHY ARE YOU SAYING VANILLA IS ONLY VALID FLAVOR
>>ARE YOU FETISHIZING VANILLA YOU MONSTER
>>IF YOU LIKE VANILLA SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU DONATE ALL YOUR MONEY TO BIG VANILLA
>Ok maybe this isn't for me, maybe I'll give chocolate ice cream a chance :(
>>YOU ALWAYS WANTED CHOCOLATE

As much as I don't like "durr I changed my politics because one side was mean to me" I love how blind leftist demons are when it comes to driving everyone away and doing surprise Pikachu face when they keep losing the center. Or coping when they say center is actually just slightly less Nazi than Nazis.
I still laugh when I remember destiny mentioning how all conservatives he met irl were chill and normal, happy with themselves and friendly while lefties were most miserable and off putting people you can meet.
It makes sense because leftism is just mental ilness as a political ideology. Angry teenagers screaming at the world because they hate themselves.
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>>82810157
>i hate niggers and disabled people
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gay holocaust can't come soon enough
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are we gonna hit 700 this time or what
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>>82810157
>leftists
>destiny
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>>82809766
There probably aren't many people like that, but I'd consider yourself lucky to have that disposition.
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kill all gay abominations
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I am a communist and I want a communist bf
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>>82809766
I genuinely stopped watching porn ever since I started sexting a few weeks back
Something about the "chase" gets me going
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>>82809840
giwtwm (the small one)
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>tfw no prison gay bf
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>>82810320
same here nonnie
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>>82810477
least degenerate fag fantasy
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>>82809494
I did try though and didn't achieve anything because I'm not chad
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>>82810308
but are you well read? are you a leninist? :o
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why are fags always degenerate pedophiles?
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why are fags always degenerate pedophiles? 2
why are fags always degenerate pedophiles? 3
as well as why are fags always degenerate pedophiles? 4

more drops to come soon
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>>82810553
how is this >>82810477 pedophilic when I want to be the small one? Dumb moron straggot
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>>82810553
I am not nearly well-read enough for my liking but I am working on it. I consider myself an ML.
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i need cock
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>>82810674
i can send you digital cocks and that's about it
otherwise i'll be contemplating life (again)
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>>82810615
ive never a communist that was also into men... r u cute?
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>>82810683
send me digital cocks right now
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>>82810718
post socials
we can work something out
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>>82810722
i'm pewdiepie on yt
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gay people should be slaughtered
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>>82810739
tsk tsk tsk
boys who play hard to get don't get cocks
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>>82810739
Does anybody have that Pewdiepie nude that leaked back in like 2020? I can't find it anymore
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>>82810767
bro is that rel?
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>>82809089
you're gay? good for you literally no one asked
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>>82810781
I'm pretty sure it was, it was of him sat on a chair with his cock out, it was big if I remember correctly
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>>82810818
the one where he had a huge prolapse?
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>>82810818
I doubt it's a real pic but ehh
big if true
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>>82809161
Transition after puberty
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>>82810844
I'll give you a prolapse
>>82810847
Cheers mate, I doubt it's real too but I remember seeing this a while ago
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>>82810847
hung like a horse
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What bf would you rather pick?
>Strong low iq muscle bf
or
>weak onions high iq bf that you can talk with all day
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>>82810847
Very obvious fake
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>>82810906
whichever's fine
being in a relationship means being able to compromise

I'd love him either way anyway :)
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>>82810930
Yeah but its a hypothetical to figure out what kind of values / strengths you put over others
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>>82810880
>I'll give you a prolapse
you can't because i have no asshole
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>>82810906
the one with who leans left
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faggots be like i'm a femboy
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>>82810941
if we're going for that then the latter
imagine cuddling in bed and rambling about the meaning of life together
we'd talk Spinoza, Aquinas, Maimonides, al-Hallaj, stuff like that
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>>82810906
so I have to choose between an adorable himbo who makes me laugh and some arrogant, pretentious know it all? And the himbo comes with muscles as well?
Answer is obvious
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It baffles me that some people still think femboys are a real thing that can be maintained. I understand if you want to fuck femboys but "date" them and have a "femboy bf", yeah no
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faggots should be hanged, burned, shot, stabbed, crushed, maimed and pulverized
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>>82810847
This is as real as he could get, this was his photo that his management passed as a fake, he was with a beard at that time, was tall and lanky and hot and it's his bwc and balls
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The most I've ever lifted was when I squatted 80lbs below parallel I feel like such a weak sissy compared to real men I will never ever have sex
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>>82810847
This is real. he sent me that picture
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>>82810959
>Spinoza, Aquinas, Maimonides
Huge red flag and kike coded.
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it's so hard to be a femboy lover
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>>82810972
we know cuckbot but at least you can lift bbc soon and probably most bbc dont weight above 80lbs
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>>82810977
That's okay
As humans, we're not meant to satisfy everyone anyways
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>>82810906
muscle guy, as long as he's kind hearted. High IQ doesn't mean better person, nor better boyfriend, often, that's the opposite in my experience. My friend dated a very high IQ guy, he was insufferable, like Sheldon Cooper but more socially aware. I had similar experiences during college, they flex their brain just as much as gymbros flex their muscles. It gets tiresome after some time
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>>82810998
Or anyone, in your case
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>>82810978
>It's hard to be straight
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>>82810970
It would be believable without the typical fake semen dripping
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>>82811010
nope i'm gay seethe more unc fetishist
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>>82811010
this
this
so much this. Femboys are a straight's fetish
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>>82811021
you're just mad your father didn't molest you more
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would you keep your sick bf warm in bed or is that too yucky? i bet it would feel so good to have my naked bf pressed against me while i suffer
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>>82811008
And that's okay too
The thing about being human is that, I can choose, and I can choose to NOT talk about those guys lmao

Well, what would you like to talk about, anon?
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>Take a S o y boy
>Put make up on him
>give him a big ass and good thighs
>put a wig on him
>now hes a femgoy
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>>82811020
We have standards here. If you don't like manliness you should consider visiting /chasergen/
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>>82810989
Why do you bring up this race fetish stuff unprompted out of nowhere? you seriously need help man and you need to keep that fetishy stuff to yourself
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>>82811036
>you're not gay because i'm not gay
shut up prison gay
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Let's do it this way instead: would you rather pick
>Strong low EQ muscle bf
or
>weak onions high EQ bf that genuinely cares about you and the world
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Would you bf a boy who licks the plate clean?
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all i want is
bf who is
>slightly taller than me by like 5-10 cm
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>>82811046
I do this cause I was taught to never waste a single thing...
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>>82811032
I'm afraid to dig further into your personality and find out that christian philosophers are only the tip of the iceberg
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>>82811046
yes, I'm that bf, we'd fight over who gets to finish the food scraps
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>>82811046
YES
>>82811029
Whichever illness my fbf has I'll share with him if needed, I'll be laying with him in bed until we both has flu and coughing.
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>>82811043
girl this isn't a mirror
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>>82811068
>femboys making you seethe
gotta love it
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>>82811064
aww you're so nice
kinda funny to imagine two guys coughing their lungs out in bed
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>>82811055
I do this because I am just weird.
>>82811059
>scraps
why not save it for leftovers?
>>82811064
>YES
You're a bit too enthusiastic about this...
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>>82810713
>ive never a communist that was also into men
Have you never met a communist at all? Half of them are gay
>r u cute?
I'm a 7/10 I think.
What do you like to do for fun loco
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>>82810281
you're so sexy
whboy202103
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>>82811069
good luck getting one that looks like that irl. Pornbrained
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>>82811081
>because I am just weird
even better, seriously
>for leftovers?
I do that sometimes, yes, but you can hardly save something you have to lick like sauce or some cream
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>>82811058
I'm into a lot of things
I've found out that life is worth living and that it's never boring
Kierkigaard, Nietsczhe, Cioran, Camus, Bukowski, al-Tabari, al-Farabi, Jaafar al-Sadiq, Lao Tzu, Chuang Tzu, the Buddha, Padmasambhava, Avalokitesvara, and lots more

I'm just really into living
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>>82811099
>mad cause he has to settle for grandads
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>arguing with hue
>arguing with poltards
>arguing with prisongays
Can't this general learn some sense already?
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I want a very big muscular bf, but I don't want him to put the work into it. I'll just give him some alien potion and he gets all big for some weeks. Can technology do that yet?
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>I'm just really into living
Reads a ton of books in his dark room, instead of going outside and living it
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Femboys are just reddit-esque porn characters, if you're gay then you'll like men, hell even I like some feminine guys but femboys? There's a massive difference and it just screams reddit bi, and this is coming from a ralseifag
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>>82811108
You had to settle for porn lmao
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>>82811115
Its a general filled with either bitter gays that want to one up on eachother or fake gays that want to prove that they are really gay. This general always will lead to either a short time hugbox or shit flinging contest
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>>82811115
If you don't like arguing with trolls you're on the wrong site
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>>82811116
Ye its called Tren
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if you don't twerk for daddy you're prison gay bisexual
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>>82811124
Of course I do
what's the point of knowledge if you don't apply it?

I've been to bars and clubs, I've been to churches and mosques, I've been to hospitals and cemeteries, I've been to old folk' home and orphanages
It's kinda nice having free will, you can just do stuff
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>>82811125
this, it's a fact. Being gay = you're into men, men looks, men bodies, men hair, men everything. From very soft men to big strong men, but men. Femboys look like women, I don't see the appeal if you like manliness, as a gay men should
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>>82811103
Have you really read all of that? Or are you just naming philosophers like it's a shopping list
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>the prison gays are mad they have to settle for uggo grandads again
yikes!
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>>82811136
tren can't do much without exercise, barely noticeable changes
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>>82811139
Maybe apply that knowledge with your face stuffed in a hairy mans asshole. Ahoy seaman, on the poopdeck with you
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>>82811142
Half of those aren't even authors, more so figures in history
I read about them, what they've done, how they acted in certain situations

One of my favourite quotes comes from Zen Buddhism
>"if you meet the Buddha, kill him"
What do you guys think it means?
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I am prison gay and I have to settle for this:
I am so fucked
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>>82811103
So what have you learned about bf hunting after all that research?
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>>82811150
Not just a man of words, anon
I'm a man of action too haha
c'mere daddy~~
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Lets all pile on the smart faggot with the turtleneck until his bum bleeds
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>turns trans
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gay people are gay because they hate themselves
let's legalize killing gays so they can die which is what they want
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>>82811152
So you're a pseud naming philosophers without actually reading through their work
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>>82811156
I majored in hospitality; think hotels and culinary stuff
One of the quotes that stuck to me said by one of my lecturers was that
>"People like to be spoiled, so spoil them"
At face value it might not seem like much but it's sociology, the study of human behavior

People want to be seen, anon
They want to be appreciated and to be cherished and accepted and love
but the devil's always in the details....
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>>82811180
cool. Where's the bf though?
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>>82811180
Why would you go to 4chan and not like reddit? seems like you are misplaced here bro, you are chill and all but people here are bitter and will fucking hate any kind of compliment because of their inferiority complexes
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>>82811180
You sound adorable and interesting, ya know? I just hope you aren't a smartass, but you seem wise and calm
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>>82811176
What is a baker but a man who bakes bread, cakes, and pastries?
Is your mother then a baker? What about the friend who decided to bake you cookies, is he too a baker?

I just like to read stuff, anon
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>>82811163
For a second I thought you were talking about me before realising that you were on about that pseudo-intellectual lol
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I am a baker because i bake my babies in your asshole
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>>82811188
>.<

>>82811192
I like the anonymity
It's like I'm a voice in the choir and when it's my turn to sing (aka post), I sing, and when my turn is over, I sink back into the crowd

>>82811193
>smartass
I had that phase hehe
But you know, we're humans, we learn, we grow
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>>82811195
You're showing off actually. Maybe go read through all that stuff, the authors you mentioned are already worth years of reading material, then you can come back with actual substance instead of just a superficial reference
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>>82811195
read every single fucking page of the phone book and then come back to this faggot thread.Thank you
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>>82811209
>>82811163
hot
HOT

>>82811222
>show off
Ehh, it can be perceived that way
I can't control your thoughts, only my own
At the very least I can keep my trap shut
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>>82811217
All that pretentious philosophy (that doesn't get deeper than mentioning authors' names) and no bf?
Come on now. You said you loved life. It's about time you showed someone that love
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going to double my antipsychotics and hope for the best
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>>82811229
It would help if you could expand your knowledge beyond listing names of philosophers.
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>>82811243
Aye, they could at the very least explain some of their beliefs instead of just listing baby's first philosophy course matey
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>>82811089
all the leftist men i know are just average "male feminist" kinda guys lol, but i dont know that many that personally.
i hear 7 is higher than 10 these days :p
i like listening to / writing music, going out to walk on green places with big trees and wild animals, and other secret magic things... what about you man? what do u enjoy from this life?
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>>82811234
>>82811243
Do you guys *really* want me to ramble on and on about every one of those guys?
You won't regret it?

My hyperfixation is unironically theology, anons
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Would you wear a diaper if you bf really really wants you to?
Like he is suicidal depressed when you dont wear a diaper for the full day with you going full 1 and 2 in the diaper the whole day.
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I think "feminine" guys can be really hot (especially if they look like androgynous men) (see picrel) but "femboy" carries a reddit egirl tranime connotation that I find extremely cringe
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>>82811250
It's bait they dont really care about you they just want to be smarter than you and will keep replying until you give them a point they will attack.
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gonna have gay chem sex today fag bros!
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>>82811257
Ahh, I see...
Didn't get that

Welp, time to keep my trap shut and buttcheeks spread :p
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>>82811253
That pictures makes me physically sick...no beard growth...no muscles....doesnt look tall. what the fuck
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>>82811266
Have a great day man. Keep being yourself.
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I think my tooth is going to have to be pulled, I waited too long. Hopefully I don't need anything else.
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>>82811250
If you wanna appear as if you are more than a pseud showing off and flexing superficial knowledge, you should ramble on.
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>>82811250
True you should ramble on, agsually. How do we know if you are smart if you dont prove it?
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blowing my skull open would feel so fucking good
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>>82811248
>"male feminist"
Holy based
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>>82811250
>theology
>No bf
Oh please tell me you're not a christcuck dealing with sexual repression
If you are one, don't say a thing, I don't want to be disappointed in you, I had high hopes for you because of Spinoza
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I have a tight foreskin
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>check thread
every new thread seems to get crazier and crazier filled with nutjobs and pseuds
do you guys even like COCKS?
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>>82811309
you really get me, wanna meet somewhere? i'll bring my rifle
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>>82811253
Long hair on males is so unattractive
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>>82811322
>average /r9gay/ date
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>>82811320
if there's one thing these queens can agree on it's their lust for cocks. Not so much for the person it's attached to
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>>82811101
>even better
What do you mean?
And you're right, but there is no need to fight over it if you both have a bit of sauce and whatnot leftover, is there?
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>>82811324
OMG I was waiting forever to find someone else with this take. Same, it's very unaplealing, expecially when it's on masc guys
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CUT YOURSELF FOR DADDY
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get a job, go to therapy, and try to be happy for daddy
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u should have been aborted
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>>82811319
How tight is it? Can you pull it off?
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>>82811396
I can pull it back so i can see like half of my head. but when i let it go all my head is hidden under foreskin.
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>>82811402
>Head hidden under foreskin
That's what a normal penis is supposed to be like. The thing about the foreskin is that you should be able to retract it and expose the gland without discomfort.
Sometimes men have tight, adhered foreskins that make pulling painful or impossible. That's phimosis.
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>>82811417
I know, i had that since i was like 21. Then i stretched it really tight back and it hurt hard, made me dizzy and ever since my foreskin could pull back more easier.
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>>82811348
It just looks to feminine for my taste
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>long hair on other guys
ick
>long hair on me
i need it to hide my alien skull and blend in amongst humans
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>>82811423
What about now, can you pull it off without pain?
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Need cock. Over.
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>>82811449
cut yourself for cock desu
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>>82811253
Hm, mogs me.
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>>82811456
>cut yourself
ew no
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>>82811471
no cock for your sissy bitch ass
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>>82811456
This bitch be telling people to self harm go away you creep
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>>82811478
you are the bitch if you won't cut a little for some cock
what's the problem, scared of a little cut? faggot
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>>82811438
Maybe you're just insecure but you actually look more handsome with short hair?
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>>82811488
i have pictures of both and i look less incel when it covers my forehead
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>>82811492
are you meow unironically?
It's hard to believe that long hair covering your forehead makes you more attractive. I think that's just you being insecure again
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>>82811484
if you want cock that bad stop being so dumb and hop on dating apps, no self harm needed
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>>82811504
i know long hair is gross and faggy and disgusting and terrible and vomit inducing but my skull is so ugly it's better that way
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>>82811512
you forgot we're on the incel board and i'm not chad again
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>>82811523
Chadbot I can't believe you're telling people to cut themselves, what is wrong with you my man? See that's how we know that there's more to you being alone than merely "not being chad".
I bet you are the no asshole poster too. Only god knows how many shenanigans you get into behind anonymity
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>>82811514
>know long hair is gross and faggy and disgusting and terrible and vomit
That's far too much, bordering homophobia. Long hair is just feminine and I prefer masculinity, there's no reason to turn it into more than that.
Maybe your skull is fine and you're just insecure
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>>82811541
shut up retard
>>82811559
shut up retard
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>>82811566
Chadbot I hate to think about you suffering all alone. Your mind is the worst prison for you. You keep ruminating bad thoughts and feeding off these perpetual cycles of depression. I wish I could be there and take you outside by force, only a real life intervention could save you from yourself
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I think it depends on the person, personally I think long hair look bad if it's under the shoulder, but otherwise I think stuff like skinheads also look bad, it really depends, though that is coming from someone who have a bobesque cut so I'm not exactly the best at judging others for it
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Cock here dick there
NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT ASS, you have no taste
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Wish killing yourself was easier and less painful. Wish it could be as simple as being born. I never wanted to be here and they want to make it illegal to peace out.
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>>82811649
extremely cute kissable emo 2d boy
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>>82811607
blablabla i'm a brazillian fucking nigger
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>>82811629
>Long hair is not bad
>Said the guy with long hair
You'd be more handsome with a shorter haircut.
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>skinheads
sexiest thing possible if he has the right skull shape
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>>82811664
You're telling people to cut themselves and you are obsessed with chad. You're not well mein nigher
Desperate for help.
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If you are balding when should the time to shave it happen? Its getting real bad for me.
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>>82811630
We're mostly bottoms mentally because of dick size. I wouldn't fuck a man with ass like this because he has too much cushion to push and probably needs 12 inch BC. I'd only eat his ass and leave before he asks to drop pants.
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>>82811683
you have no idea how many bitch boys have cut for me kys hue you nigger
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>>82811675
There's a difference between long hair and mid-length hair
>>82811679
They just kinda scare me since I got attacked by a group of those types before, skinheads doesn't exactly have the best connotations
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>>82811649
If you're at that level, why not just have sex? What do you have to lose? You are literally contemplating taking your own life. I think it doesn't get more urgent than this
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someone please do something
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>>82811696
You think that's a reason to be proud? You can't get anyone to date you but you can get them to cut for you?
You're showing a whole different side of yourself, and the pieces of the puzzle are starting to fit. Can we really blame people for not wanting to date a mentally ill sadistic psychopath?
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I'd date a mentally ill sadistic psychopath ngl.
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>>82811718
*abandons thread*
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Went to see tron ares yay it was alright
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>>82811694
>probably needs 12 inch BC
you think a man like that won't like to crush a little pencil dick? :(
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>>82811699
why did they attack you? Just because you're gay?
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>>82811689
Maybe the time has already passed
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>>82811444
yeah i can..but not fully.
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>>82811718
im gonna smoke weed and play my guitar
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>>82809837
What are you doing ew
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>>82811734
I heard Jared Leto's acting was bad is that true?
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>>82811758
They were junkies and were probably out looking for a fight, I think attack is probably too intense but they did chase me with a blade, I just really don't like that specific type due to how unpredictable they are, and most of them do tend to have skinheads
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>>82811799
Yes I guess being stiff and offputting works if you're playing a robot but it was still kinda unnerving
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>>82811750
I believe he could potentially be fine with it and see past such thing as size of junk and have a loving relationship with anyone that he loves. I say it for you. For me, he wouldn't do it even if I used my two arms and elbows to please him.
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>>82811820
aw anon why you say that? We're bot gaybots
Also I want him to legit get off at the thought of squeezing my dick
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maybe i shouldn't' have hit my head that hard
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I got more ammo to shoot this weekend, only taking the revolver this time.
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Deciding To Blow My Brains Out At 27. Should I?
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>>82811799
When has jared leto ever had good acting?
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>>82811954
should have done it earlier, now it's too late
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>>82811954
ur too young
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>>82811956
He was alright in blade runner
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>>82811983
yes because most of those scenes were like monoluges, it really does look good when you are the only actor in the room.
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>>82811983
>He was alright in blade runner
ARE YEW TAKIN THE PISS?
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>>82811991
>>82811992
Yeah I've seen him act way worse
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need benzos and alcohol until life gets better
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>>82812036
whats wrong with life man?
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I have no privacy. I can't even lock the bathroom doors because they don't have a lock lol. It's not even that I can't fap in peace in my own room that I don't have it's that I can't even pee without someone walking into the bathroom and making me have a panic attack and feel violated. And no I can't just move because I don't have money or means to live on my own and I don't want to live with strangers. I just want to die already. I overstayed my welcome by many moons now.
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>>82812113
Get a job maybe
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>>82812113
working or rizzing up a boy and letting you move in are your only options. the former is more likely to work, as you can imagine
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>>82812113
make a pillow fort
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why did you become gay grandson?
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i'm gonna be 19 soon and still incel my life is over i need to drown myself
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what if meow cummed in your burger and you get super gay black BBC poo poo aids
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>>82812164
What if I took bwc instead yay
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>>82812164
Chadbot shut the fuck up
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>>82812183
cut yourself for your daddy :)
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>>82812113
sorry man ur gonna have to get a job. you know you dont deserve that treatment, so take that feeling further and do something for your own peace
>>82812188
please stfu
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>>82812159
wow anon that does sound really bad
maybe it's your fashion sense?
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>>82812262
i'm not sure i do get hit on but only by old guys and niggers
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Who wants my 7 inch BWC?
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I'm not sure how weird this is but I have this fantasy of sucking someone cock but gwtting drunk of it because they poured wine on it, idk if it's the alcoholic in me but that sounds fun
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going into the shower rn, don't wish me to die. I'll smell all clean for you
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I started gym again today but it went kinda bad. The treadmill was dropping speed so I couldn't run until I changed 'mills. I did see the gym cat there so that's nice.

Funny how my biceps and thighs felt more sore and firm yesterday when I spent all day gaming and only exercise I did was fapping. I guess best way to stay fit is to do that instead of the gym el mayo.
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i know all your ip addresses and i'm going to tell everyone you know you're gay
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Everyone I know already knows I'm gay
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>>82812335
I'm like Seth McFarlane where everyone who matters to me already assumes I'm gay.
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>>82812296
Meeee yay pls
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You may all now proceed to give me a sloppy blowjob as a giant group and share in my seed.
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>>82812273
maybe one of your peers has been giving you hints but you just didn't notice
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>>82809741
Then why are hue, chadbot and meow never banned huh?
>>82810273
I didn't say he was a leftist, I just used his experience with both sides as an example. While he isn't a leftist ideologically he is on the left and literally wants to genocide conservatives so I'd say he is a far left extremist.
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Is wolfgang a moanable name?
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>>82812426
i'd play with his magic flute desu
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>>82812426
I can't pronounce my "g" right so that's no from me
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>>82812386
only making me aware of my faggotness
>you laugh at gay jokes too much
>you're way too touchy with gyus
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Slimey meow
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'g 'ck 'ck
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>>82811054
I hate height fetishists in either direction so much reeeeeeeee
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>>82812543
what's wrong with it? do you want a clone bf?
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>>82812113
Have you tried having sex with a local homosexual?
It won't solve any of your issues but it will make your life more enjoyable overall
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>>82812560
>sex with a homo
ew
i only want sex with straight men
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>>82811125
>That's coming from an animal fucker
Ftfy
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>>82812550
Yes I actually do want someone who isn't a foot shorter or taller than me. How fucking weird!
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>>82812592
but in my post i said 5-10 cm? do you know what a cm is?
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>>82812583
>anthro = feral
nta but you niggas sound so god damn retarded.
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>>82812592
Aren't you like 6'6"
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>Being gay = you're into men, men looks, men bodies, men hair, men everything. From very soft men to big strong men, but men. Femboys look like women, I don't see the appeal if you like manliness, as a gay men should
Not to argue with bots but for anyone else wondering you're gay if you like men and only men. Doesn't matter what type of men you like, all it matter is that you like some men without liking women. It's like saying a straggot who only likes blondes isn't straight. Or for a more closer analogy a straggot only into short haired girls with small tits. Is he "less straight" than someone who likes all types of women? Maybe. Probably. But he is straight nonetheless.
ignore f*moid posting bad faith troll.
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>>82812592
having such strict standards for something as shallow as height is dumb, specially in your situation
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https://voca.ro/1bbt42ujJqL4
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>>82812569
lol you're gonna love grindr
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>>82812643
this is what gay sex sounds like btw
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>>82812643
A symphony worthy of you
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>>82812649
>he's pathetic enough to use grindr
ick!
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i'm not taking another breath until chad fucks me
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>>82812679
ANON NOOOO YOU'RE GONNA DIE
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>>82812159
I lost my virginity when I was your age. You're in great danger here... You might start believing in incel lies and defeatism, and when you least expect it, you'll become like another chadbot. Mentally broken by loneliness.
Escape now while you still can. Go have a date irl
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>>82812683
then so be it
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>>82812273
>Racist
Yikes. Forget what I said, just be a virgin forever, it's for the best.
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>>82812690
but i only have eyes for you hue
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>>82812663
>said the virgin
Lmao even
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there's nothing sexy about a gay man
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No matter how bad you have it remember that you don't spend your whole day baiting anonymous strangers for attention. Very waking hour of your day monkey hahaha.
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>>82812717
that's exactly how i've spent this decade though
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>>82812712
>feeling them up to make them moan
>smacking their ass to watch it jiggle and groping it
>kissing their lips and moving your tongue in their mouth
>slapping your cock on their face
>fingering, eating, and fucking their ass
ah... yep. i'm thinking guys are actually kind of hot AND cute
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>>82812734
>gay men
>oh em geee my nail polish!
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>>82812643
explain, I'm interested
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>>82812740
unf. need to breed this faggot NOW!!!
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>>82812643
wow! hot!!!! be my gf!!!
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which pfp do twinks use?
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>>82811734
>see troon
What, you don't have mirrors at home?
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>>82812769
usually cutesy stuff. i'd say anime, but there are also those insufferable edgy know-it-all types (some are even straight wtf lol) that use smug anime pictures so it's not a guarantee
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>>82812774
Actually yeah I don't actually yay
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>there's a singular interesting-looking guy near me on tagmap
>check profile
>he does drugs
forever alone bros wya
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>>82812698
oh I'm flattered but there's a whole continent between us. You need to go local or go celibate. You had enough of celibacy for a few years already, it's time you try going local
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>>82812778
>insufferable edgy know-it-all types
sounds kinda hot
>>82812781
convince him you're the only drug he needs
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>>82812811
i don't know he seems to cool for me and probably already has a bunch of friends
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i have 4 e-bfs rn lol
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>>82812609
>No I don't want to fuck anymaks I just want to fuck animals
I see this makes a huge difference
>>82812616
What is your point?
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>>82812845
can i have 1 plz ;-;
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>>82812837
don't you ever get tired of being so damn coward and defeated?
You shouldn't talk to that person because he's just a stranger far away, but I can see you making the same excuses for not dating the people near you.
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>>82812609
>pic
bvilt for cuddles and kisses
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>>82812845
>average e dating experience
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>>82812857
are you gonna be a good daddy and give proper attention when they cut themselves? then yes u may have one, it could be interesting :)
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>>82812769
Cute anime girls
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>>82812853
You're no better than the 5'10" bottom lusting for a giant chad " I want someone of the sane height" is only virtuous if you're a normal height
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>>82812769
BLACK BULLS
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Going local down at Acapulco~
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shitting out cum
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>>82812853
>I see this makes a huge difference
this is a weird take to have when furry shit is common in western youth groups nowadays. this is like one of those people who gets a job interview and thinks the interviewer asking about what vidya you like is a trick question and tries to grandstand about how vidya is for losers. no bro the culture has shifted and it's more socially normalized
>>82812863
i NEED to pull him in for a deep kiss
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>>82812896
wow ok. if you don't want my babies you can just tell me. i went to a lot of trouble to put that up there you know. what a waste of time
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>>82812853
Antrho animals are basically humans tho
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>>82812912
noo i'll let your cum rot inside my colon next time i promise
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>>82812897
nta but that's a fallacy called argumentum ad populum. You can come up with a better defense for being a fury I trust in your potential
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i don't get it
i've been posting here for over a year, why hasn't one of you just showed up at my house already??
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>>82812868
creepy chadwhore loser. This is the sort of e bf you will find here. Someone trying to make you self harm. Peak r9gay romance right there, grindr could never compare
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Which board would be the best for gathering collaborators for an invented language?
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>>82812880
That's a funny way of saying I'll be forever alone incel because I can't find a bf my own size. It's not like not asking for a looksmatch desu desu, isn't that your whole thing? But I'm a bad guy because I think it looks weird to have someone you're towering over as your bf or vice versa. What if he gets pregnant? Think of the children. I'm told we need more tall chads for future generations and I'm anything but selfish.
>>82812897
>slavery and pedophila are more normalized now, just get with he times grandpa
I still think it's wrong wtf
>>82812918
Except they're not actually human. That's why you have to say basically to avoid the animal elements which make them gross????
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>>82812946
yeah cos on grindr they'll just give u permanent nigger poo poo aids LOL
also he is recording with a hidden camera and everyone will see it
and he lied about his age he's 55
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>>82812953
More like because you want to date a clone and don't give a chance to anyone irl
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>>82812953
Idk your impossible standards aren't my problem yawn

Fucking an animal isn't wrong because it has fur, it's wrong because it can't consent. If you bioengineered a human to have paws and dog ears would fucking them be zoophilia? Retard.
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i just want to have sex with a piece of poop
i wanna bathe in elephant poop
i love poop i'm gay and i love poop
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>>82812963
On grindr you will actually meet someone irl. Here you will meet a freak who asks you to cut yourself on camera (one of the other 5 e "bfs" he has convinced to self harm).
Delusional incel freak of nature
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>>82812897
do you look like him..
original
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>>82812963
>doesn't happen
meanwhile chadbot be here asking people to cut. Don't ignore the evidence of your own eyes.
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>>82812953
You're weird because you're using height as a viable excuse for being an adult virgin who never tried dating
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>>82811125(me)
I just said I liked Ralsei and now there's people arguing over it lol, I'm not even a furry; I just like the game and the character
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>>82812982
Then why do you even acknowledge them? They're much lower than your standards btw, not like it's a competition but you're a hypocrite whore and it needs to b said
>it's wrong because it can't consent
Yes? I never said it's the furr thing, tha just makes it gross. And
>If you bioengineered a human to have paws and dog ears would fucking them be zoophilia
We would need to come up with a word for it won't we. Good thing such degeneracy isn't our reality but think of the poor dogs that get molested in the mean time. Because, while they don't have access to "bioengineered humans with paws and dog ears" they have access to animals. Guess what they do to them? Double retard
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>e-bf wouldn't cut for daddy
dropped.
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>>82813038
I just like bullying furries when I get the chance
https://youtu.be/m8qTsO4iRDY
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>>82813052
How so? What are my standards then and how are they higher? Lying shithead. Even then that's just gay lesser evilism. So WEAK.

This might be shocking but furries usually fuck other furries and not animals.
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I am utterly indifferent about furries
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>>82813094
Your standards are: a bf you love, which is impossible for you because you're incapable of love so I'd say that's highest standards anyone can have!
>Lying shithead
I'm a nice guy (tm)
>This might be shocking but furries usually fuck other furries and not animals
Is that why every furry group always gets exposed for zoophilia?
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>>82813119
That's also the lowest it's sensible to go? Because if I don't love my BF there's no point in dating. Also maybe my fbf will magically fix me? You're a childish shitbag. Eat death.
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is meow a furry too?
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how do i know you really love me unless you cut my name on you and take a picture? hmm?
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>>82813145
>average r9gay ebf
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even on my couch doing nothing i feel the weight of possibilties on today's air, i love the moments of freedom from heavy sadness. it helps that it will rain soon. what are u doing today anon?
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>>82812949
Here is a pity response for you.
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>>82813085
I love that series
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>>82813131
>that's also the lowest it's sensible to go
For normal ppl yea but not for ancient evil entities beyond human comprehension that have a black hole where a heart should be
But no, like seriously, if you don't love anyone what does that say about your standards? Clearly no one meets them right? You can cope about the reasons why but just seems like no one will ever match that
>Also maybe my fbf will magically fix me?
I think what will fix you is if you cry waaah waaah no bf here for exactly 666 months
>Eat death
I FUCKING WISH
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i'm still thinking about chad from 6 years ago btw
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>>82813131
you have a rotted personality maybe that's why you're unlovable, other than being fat and ugly
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>>82813144
Ya yay here is my fursona
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gay is poop
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>>82813202
Yeah but it's not because I don't find anyone attractive tho? It's not about standards. Therefore I win, yay~
>>82813253
I'm not unlovable tho I'm pretty sure my ex loved me
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>>82813263
And here I thought you couldn't sink any lower
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can you stop fetishizing shit? We're cleaner than straights, but at this rate, we'll never beat the shit lovers allegations
>but I love shi-
most of us DON'T pls
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>>82813307
Oh nyo I so much care about ypur opinion waaaa
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>>82813276
you're fat, retarded, looks like a tranny, you're pretty unlovable
But if even you could find a bf, that means there's hope for everyone. Too bad you ditched him when he tried to touch your weiner, like genital dysphoria just hit hard lmao
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Meow looks very medieval core with that Arthur like hair
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>>82813317
cared enough to reply, fatty. Keep crying
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>>82813334
Nah I left him because he lived too far away and also because I felt unsafe since he didn't stop groping me painfully even though I said no we're still friends tho
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I hate mean gu(a)ys so much
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omegle r9g
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>>82813335
I don't have that haircut anymore
>>82813348
Waa. I just said that I care so much
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>>82813263
super cute! You look like a fairy tale character, you might start a new gay type, the fairy tale gay type, the elf, or whatever. Can you do magic meow?
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>>82813381
Idk I try not to think about esoterica anymore it's bad for my mental health yay
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>>82813355
of course, mr "don't want my bf to touch my dick". Such a tranny
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Imagine Atrioc doing a mating press on Lina Khan and just pumping his hips until he fills her up with baby batter.
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>>82813263
what pride flag is that? and this will not help the troon allegations.
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>>82813402
I don't mind it I just don't like it. He never touched my dick, just my nipples and ass.
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>>82813363
What Omegle site is that
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Imagine me doing a mating press on you and just pumping my hips until I fill you up with baby batter.
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>>82813412
Men loving men yay how does it not help the troonlegations
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>>82813402
imagine the stench of his braps
the size of his shits
the aroma of his stinking asshole after brapping and shitting
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I kind of want to be Divine for Halloween. But that would be too gay and I'm supposed to be a normal gay or something. Also I would just go on Omegle to show it off since I'd have no one to show it to.
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>>82813392
nooo just look at you >>82813402
you're like, perfect for a fantasy movie or something, waste of good looks
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>>82813448
My friends joke that I'm changening sometimes

I still should lose weight waa
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if you guys look like this >>82813402
what even are (You) doing here? You ain't ugly, this is a standard twink look
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>>82813448
I'm surprised you are still single if your standards are that low
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>>82813467
lose weight? are you fucking with me? You look skinny
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>>82812932
i don't really feel a need to engage with furry = bestiality as that's absurd as you're basically saying a lot of kids in school and youths in general nowadays are on their way to being practicing zoophiles. which, you can say, but the level of brainrot would be so apparent as to be content in ending the conversation there.
>>82812953
and there we are, thank you. keep shouting at those clouds, grandpa. i kneel
>>82813004
lol i do not. i just think he's cute and would do things to him (gayly)
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>>82813472
>standard twink look
Lmao
lol even
Mind you this is meow 6 years ago and 20kg lighter
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>>82813402
Meow have you since cut your hair? You're kind of ok looking but the troon bangs look ridiculous
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>>82813485
I just don't have that much fat in my face but I'm overweight
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>>82813489
That's a newer picture than the other one and it's not 6 years old, where are you getting these numbers? I was in the army 6 years ago.
>>82813490
Yeah meow
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>>82813476
how isn't that a good look? I'm not saying he's some omega chad, but he's objectively pretty. Caucasian, no hair, no beard, ginger hair, big eyes, nice glasses.

Maybe that's because I am so ugly, idk, but he looks fine. Lots of guys would offer a him a drink
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>>82813525
>Ginger hair
Are you colorblind
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>>82813525
How is that a good look? Lmao. If your standards are that low you're wasting your time here, any sub 5/10 boy could be your prince charming in waiting
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>>82813538
brown ginger-hair, still gingerish
>>82813489
with some adjustements he can be pretty. I didn't see his body, if he's fat, and he loses weight, wears a nice perf, new hairstyle and everything, he's pretty. The point is: he isn't genetically ugly, like some of us are either face wise or because we got fucked with something else
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>>82813525
Bitch I'm an actual ginger and the fact you're comparing me to that cretin is downright insulting
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I'm hairy, like extremely hairy, and so livid and envious with meow's smooth skin because I want to look like younger and cute, but I look like an ogre instead
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>>82813582
Seethe harder you childish loser
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>games has manual saves
>accidentally hit start new game instead of save
FUCKY LIFE IM KILLING MYSELF I FINALLY COLLECTED ENOUGH HEALTH
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>>82813618
Are there multiple slots
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Erm anon we're on page 3 or whatever let's make a new thread we can't bumpy pumpy anymore aaaaaaaaaaaaa need my bumpy >~<
Make sure to make a new thread so hue can shit it up with 100 replies to start off on a good note! Also shill your shitty tag map lmao
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>>82813582
>actual ginger
cute, give me your hair, thank you
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>>82813623
Yes and there is also autosave but doesn't matter as I lost 5 minutes of progress. This is critical you see and I'm not being a baby.
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What should I be for Halloween anons
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>>82813646
Average steely issue lmao
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>>82813654
me, I look hideous
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>>82813654
I'm planning as being Chara if I actually decide to go out, I'll probably just get drunk playing on a my steam deck instead though, might emulate some horror games for the occasion though
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>>82813630
excuse you it is *our* shitty tag map
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>>82813654
Nethan**au
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>>82813590
real gay men like ogre looking hairy men.
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>>82813781
but I don't want to look like that :'-(
I wanna look cute
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I'm a hairy ogre but of the ugly bastard variety, you can't tell me anyone would find that attractive.
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>>82813795
You can't always get what you want. Sometimes you gotta make the best with what you have
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>>82813817
Maybe you're not ugly, just low self esteem and insecure? And you don't know that because you never tried irl dating? So other people could never show you a different perspective of you?
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health inspection soon
gonna have to do sooo much cleaning
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I'm so lucky I don't have to have any inspections, I would fail them all.
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you're not gay you just smoke too much weed
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I look like a fit guy with chest hair and a gay mustache. Why don't I have a skinny twink bf to romance and treat and take on cute gay dates? You think I'd have better luck if I took a bunch of selfies and got on the apps?
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>>82813660
It's a cool game btw about a superhero dood going insane yay. It's a boomer shooter.
https://youtu.be/2cBdh0gxijU
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>>82814145
because you haven't met me yet
and if you did you'd say:
>ICK ICK ICK!!!
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>>82814168
Looks gei
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>>82814186
I'd say that 'cause that's the sound it makes when I suck on your tits
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>>82814335
>>82814335
>>82814335

here is a new thread (a bit later than anon wanted at page 1 sry)
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>>82814240
Didn't you like forgive me father? It has the same cartoons style and also throws a ton of enemies at you. Has awesome music as well.
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>>82813335
ahahahahahahahahaah fuck that's funny



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