Getting womfy with the cats edition
Sneezed quite loudly just now, me X
>>8281898311 posts early is early?
3 2 1 girls wanna have fun x https://youtu.be/OEs9oK4w-lY?si=NFigjmTheAUB3X5a
Christ I just cannot be bothered with another thread of you lads. Same old posts, same old gimmicks, same old drivel, same old personalities. Gonna go have a shower and get in bed.
>>82818995>get in bedbit early for bed lad
>>82818992I like the original more desu. This one just feels low effort. The voice track with a new up beat backing, no actual remixing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faEINpUxkzUAt 4:05 who the fuck is this disgusting cunt bitch that she thinks she can sit there and have a grin from ear to fucking ear listening to how our freedom of speech is being destroyed and how British girls were tortured and molested by rape gangs? She's practically fucking giddy. She's gleeful, she thinks this is all a big fucking good time. Fuck this utter cunt.
Burger was shit, dry af
>>82818999i never rly liked the original fake idive listened to loos a lot lately bc i heard it at a rave, listened to it too much and stopped liking it but the fake id vocals have brought it back >tfw cant go to raves anymore bc i got my echocardiogram results and i have an aneurysm and arent even allowed caffiene or sugar let alone pingersit not right https://youtu.be/GT86J0Yrn8Y?si=kTmHlBL1gVi1Pdge
Feel like Crossy hasn't actually been back and it's just been a string of imposters.
Never forget Charlene Downes.In 2003 she was kidnapped, tortured, raped, murdered and her body chopped into kebab meat that was subsequently served to her friends and neighbours. The two prime suspects - Iyad Albattikhi and Mohammed Reveshi - were tried but the jury failed to reach a verdict because the police were incompetent and barely transcribed all the recording evidence they collected. A re-trial was set, but the case collapsed once again due to police incompetence. The disciplinary backlash? Seven officers received amongst them one disciplinary meeting, one written warning and five words of advice. Oh and also the government paid the two suspects 250k each lol.
>>82819058Never forget about that sikh girl who got raped by a couple white lads just the other day.
Fink i'll fard X
>postie still not arrivedDaddy needs his pokeyman, come ON
>>82819083Had all my post today, get fucked.
>>82819058I wish you guys popped a few dinghys "on accident"
need to make myself a britfeel bingo card for the next thread
https://nitter.poast.org/billymooreAPBD/status/1972183955341451736#mSorry but what the fuck? Why are police standing around gormlessly as a scruffy looking bully manhandles a little girl, steals her property and treats the national flag like a dishrag exactly?FUCK these awful scum.
>>82819123Still early enough now or do you want to start with a gimmick post free thread?
>>82818976Very nonce-coded edition
Went ahead and made one for you lads.
>>82819164Where did you make this lad I'd like to add a few more like, fascinating, post/postie, ASMR bints, YouTubers saying/doing a thing
>First AI-generated fake releases turning up on sexyprn nowOh no
>>82819164not one mention of wibbled eggs or dvds there
>>82819164choonposting doesnt happen enough IMO
Thanks for the suggestions, lads. I'll add them to a larger grid. Still need a few more.
feels like britfeel will die before 4chan is blocked
>>82819058Just because your a suspect doesn't mean youre guilty, shitlord
Feel rough af me. Just drinking water and restmaxxing all day. Pretty sure I had alcohol poisoning yesterday.
>>82819164tick the rough off the card
Eating cereal out of a salad bowl, oh aye x
How long has /britfeel/ been around for?
>>82819227A fucking decade mate.
>>82819232And it will come to an end soon with the UK block. Wild.
Need five more things for the updated bingo card lads
I honestly reckon you could make a decent sized bingo card just for neckspacker himself.
just had these delicious tinned sardines on toast for lunch! very nice!
Favourite pizza topping? Got to be anchovies for me.
Do people even get viruses on computers anymore? Haven't gotten a virus in well over a decade.
>>82819271Literally just old people. Nobody under the age of 50 has ever got a virus.
>>82819265always find them a tad too salty for me. I remember having a birthday party at pizza express back in the day where you make your own wizzas and I tried to impress a girl by shoving loads of anchovies in my mouth and then I was sick heh
Had anuddah BSODberg just now me XBeen just ovah a month since the last one, right on time
>>82819273And women mate, assuming it requires some social engineering. A very technical and security conscious person I know got hacked cos his missus kept giving obvious scammers shit she shouldn't.
Okay here's the 6x6 edition. Happy to make any changes.
>Saaar how do i redeem tag bloody benchodJust imagine if Steve Jobs had never been born, no one would have to read this turdie ESL tripe day in and day out now. Thanks to this homo's incredibly fucked-up legacy a gazillion fecaloids have gained access to these tubes in their pockets, around the clock. Forever
>>82819291>>82819273>>82819271Unironically just use linux. Part of why I am anti mass adoption of linux (also anti mass adoption of personal computers generally, but that's another topic) is because it will proliferate more viruses on an otherwise safe platform.
Another tick.
>>82819293Pretty good lid I have to say. You're clearly a regular.
I just woke up to see gold up over $60 per ounce, trading above $4,200 for the first time ever. Silver is also up over $1, back above $52.60. I'm going back to sleep. Who knows how much higher these metals might be by the time I wake up? I've never made so much money in my sleep.
>>82819402Until you sell you've not made a single penny little man x
When do you think the first proper blackout is gonna occur, lads? I reckon within 3 years. Imagine it happening on a winter evening when demand is highest. Absolute fucking chaos. It will cost multiple billions to fix (likely levied from a one-off tax). But you know what? Ed Miliband will still appear on the tv when they're back up and running to tell us that "renewables" are safer, more efficient and cheaper.
Curtis Arnold, 36, now using the alias Daniel James Edwards aka "DJE MEDIA," conned women and teenage girls across London gyms. He promised a fake "leggings modelling" job. Posing as a sportswear company boss, he lured victims into flashing skimpy workout gear-while secretly filming them.Disturbing Court Revelations: Fraud, Voyeurism & Child AbuseBack in 2019, Harrow Crown Court heard Arnold plead guilty to a string of vile crimes including:12 counts of fraud1 count of voyeurism1 count of sexual coercion without consent1 count of making indecent images of a childThe judge slammed Arnold's "elaborate deception" that lasted over three years. He used a fake business and partner to pressure victims into revealing poses. Some victims were horrified to discover their intimate videos and photos leaked online. One victim was just 17 years old.
DJE media audited police recovering a dead body from a rivermad that
Frauditors are the heroes we deserve. Sometimes it takes bad men willing to do good to effect change for the better.
>>82818992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxFW6ggUqu0
>>82819465>Nuclear BlastIck
logging in
>>82819488girls seem to really like Girls Last Tour
>>82819492well its brilliant isnt it x
>>82818420Keking at how much of an incel two tier looks in this pic
>>82818990Keking at you not getting whatever shit gimmick edition you wanted
>>82819500yes mate i was hoping for a season 2 anime but i don't think it'll happen
>>82819518need to read the manga i do, dont usually read manga but i want to see the conclusion
>>82819511>Keking at how much of an incel two tier looks in this picfascinating
Likelihood of Keir not being a nonce is near zero. Look at the official portraits of the Cabinet members, fucking nonce lineup if I've ever seen one. Don't even get me started on the backbenchers holy fuck.
>>82819538No lad. To be a nonce you have to have functioning genitals and some testosterone for sex drive. Starmer clearly has neither. I suspect he may just be like a smooth action man down there.
>>82819546In that case his kids aren't his own, so he's also a cuckold?
>>82819546Thanks for reminding me of moundposting
>>82819538You intimately familiar with nonce aesthetics are you lad?
are we human?orrr, a wid answer
>>82819565They just look like wrong'uns. They have a look in their eye which says 'I like them very, very young'. It's my anti-nonce instincts kicking in.https://www.gov.uk/government/ministers
>Chill, Ian. Sea bass!
>look for a new flat in and around my area as I'm a bit bored of the same tiny studio flat, surely i'll find something reasonable>currently got bills included, its small but its got a kitchen>everything else even the same size is not bills included>even cheaper ones in dodgier areas not bills included, unfurnished >either have to pay internet, electricity, gas and water>stay in the same place bills included, pretty cheap in comparison>move further out to where its cheaper rent, better sized flats but unfurnished, going to have to buy a bed, wardrobe, cabinet, mattress, tv stand, coffee table etc etc so it doesn't look crap and feel empty AND going to have to pay out for individual basic amenities, pretty sure electricity is going up this year as well >have savings, would have to eat into my savings for the furniture and would tie me down further and with the price of basic amenities I wouldn't be able to save as much, despite rent being slightly cheaper.Fuck knows really, its hard being a young adult in this abysmal shithole of an island, maybe I should just stay put and keep saving up, for what I dont know because I dont know if Id ever pull the trigger on a house.
>>82819584It's all worth it though lad, we're a tolerant, diverse nation with so many different types of restaurants! The economy, prosperity, quality of life, keeping the lights on, being able to use your phone in public without looking over your shoulder? All very minor things we can do without to save the world and Build Back Better. From every man according to his Ability, to every man according to his Needs.
Israeli testicles are 40% larger by volume than European testicles. Fun fact.
>>82819584I basically houseshared for a decade mate. Cheap rent, all bills included, big house just having to share the kitchen and bathroom and all that.Only problem was the rotation of dickhead housemates, but if you get a good couple of them who stick around as long as you then it's tolerable.
BREAKING: Two Egyptians and an Iranian charged with raping a woman on Brighton beach on October 4Abdulla Ahmadi, 25, an Iranian from Crewe, and Karin Al-Danasurt, 20, and Ibrahim Alshafe, 25, both Eqyptians from Horsham, each charged with two counts of rape
>>82819611Absolutely eye-watering that the average grown adult has to 'tolerate' his housing situation for even the mere possibility of a pay off a fucking decade down the line.Shithole country.
A lot of damming videos have been posted on YouTube about DJE. Think it may be over for him.
you don't need to make stuff up about the bloke. look at his office. that's actual whiskey. at work. the Prime Minister.
>>82819611did that in uni and would rather live in a tent than with people again, fucking ant infestations, gnat, mold, constant parties, id save 200 a month doing that and it'd probably age me by a decade having to do it again.>>82819597but I dont eat out I cant afford it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kiers voice is so bad desu
>>82819624Keep your schizo projection to yourself laddie. It was my choice, was better than just "tolerated", and it did actually pay off given I now own a nice house by the time I was 30.I could have got my own place, easily, at 26. It just would have been a mediocre flat or shit house so I'd have rather waited and I did.
>>82819627why has he got a camel toe and why is he looking at me like that
>>82819622https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55f___1XYVE>The headlines smack of another attack, not the last and not the worst
>>82819625Here lad>>82819442 posted
>>82819622>Abdulla Ahmadi, 25, an Iranian from CreweThat's where BN's paki cult is based
>>82819632>did that in uni and would rather live in a tent than with people again, fucking ant infestations, gnat, mold, constant parties, id save 200 a month doing that and it'd probably age me by a decade having to do it again.Bit different as an adult rather than a student. It was just alkies that were the fucking problem. We never had "constant parties" or drama like that. We even had students stay with us, but they were usually exchange students so, at worst, they were just fucking stoners who got chucked out the moment they got caught with it.
>>82819627This is the office of the person in charge of the country. The highest office in the land. Just look at it. Looks like the office of the head of a nursing home. Our elites are absolutely pathetic. A shambles. No class, no aesthetic sensibility, just ugliness masquerading as being sensible.
>>82819656i've just had a zoom in on all his books too. terrible taste.
>>82819656fucking hell lad do you ever stop whining
>be paki >join esoteric cult>wooow dude far out>still a paki though>rape white girls
>>82819627Corr mate hope you never hear about this little fella called "Churchill"
>>82819667He doesn't read, lad. Those books have been very carefully selected to signal the exact personality/character/politics he wants across to people looking. He's readily admitted before that he doesn't have a favourite book, band, poem etc. He's a totally blank zombie.
According to SocialBlade, DJE got 4.5m views within 30 days. Mental
My favourite food? Has to be cheese. Love that stuff.
Off to beddinghams soon is it
>>82819700It's half 3 mate.
Do you think you'd be a better prime minister?
>>82819700Cheeky wank while udner the sheets or just straight to the land of dreams?
>>82819708I dont think I'd make a good politician as I'd be too honest. I'd just say exactly what I think and cause uproar on either side.
>>82819584I'm afraid it's the remigration party for you, you get handcuffs and a stun baton, after a year you get a three bedroom semi, free. It smells of non-whites but it'll air over the summer.
A friend in need is a friend indeed oh aye x
>>82819293>tfw my gimmick doesnt make the bingo cardDunno if its a good or bad thing.
Looking forward to going home for a massive shite
>>82819755>remigration party2bh if a party like that got in and then said to me ive got to take a stun baton and work 60 hour weeks going up and down evicting migrants with a team and in return Id actually get a 3 bedroomed semi on a good wage id do it, I wouldn't enjoy it because waging is crap but by god id do it for a decent place to live and a wage just good enough so that I could get by, fuck em, then id find a different wagie job, probably part time as id already be set.
>>82819786Too new, lad. A gimmick isn't a gimmick until other people start posting it.
>>82819293couple of those gimmicks are mine
>>82819802Others have, but only a few times. Think it's just me and one other lad.
I started linuxposting months ago, glad to see that lads are still running with it.
sex arse gimmicks
no linux for mejust got that 1 year extension on windows 10 x
oh wait ffs one of my gimmicks is on there.makes you think how we all have personalities, don't we? have a mate who often points out, "you've said that before."well, yeah, because it's the same topic and those are still my thoughts?? BACK OFF
>>82819856corrr nice 1me, i'm debating whether to 'enrol in' the extended updates. makes me suspicious when it's an opt-in, what am i agreeing to exactly?
>>82819857>and those are still my thoughtsIt only comes a gimmick if your thoughts remain the same and posted for fucking ages mate.Develop a bit.
The reason DJE got fat is because he is banned from every gym in the UK.
gay sex Clifton upon Dunsmore
>>82819863dont know mate i just clicked the button, i don't see the point of even doing it like this, why not extend it for everyone then
>the only animal that pays to live on earthbit gay really
>>82819883Also the only one with indoor plumbing, central heating, electricity and the internet, so it balances out a bit. Also, lets not pretend you're actually paying for your life, it's the taxpayer lad.
theres like 7 regular posters, I recognise most of you ffs
Might ordah a chinky me. It Thursday x
if theres only 7 of us it shouldnt be a problem making a lickle group chat together
>>828198913 of them are me x
HHL wears orthopedic shoes
You are so gay bro ngl
>>82819897drop your discord lad
>>82819891Yeah yeah lad and I recognise you too. So what? We're all each others' best mates at this point.
>>82819889I am the tax payer, 25% of my wagiedom gets sucked straight from my wage, before I even pay council tax. I hate it.
>>82819069Didn't happen de lad.
>>82819891I change my writing style with every post
>>82819871well, in an interesting twist, today i am NOT waiting for the postie. >>82819083-san was, i was asleep.all i got today was this workwear magazine the precious occupant of my flat had subscribed to, and some Heron Food vouchers (actually quite good).
Honestly probably should set up a discord what with ofcom looking to move against 4chan in the near future.
wonder if anyone recognise me x
>>82819937I do, lad. You're an anime girl avatarfag (there are a few, I do it myself sometimes), possibly oomfieposter. Based.
>>82819937you're the nonce
>>82819627clearly never been drunk though. purely there to appear masculine
Pack it in wolfgang
>>82819933Most lads here are too scared of being identifiable as they're behind 7 proxies on linux while wrapped in tinfoil.
>>82819964Larping as some kind of ultra high performance 'results man' like an ad exec on 250k in Mad Men. In reality a universally despised cretin who sounds like he's been castrated.
>>82819933Lollers said he was building a chat website like 4chan for us to use.
>>82819972Here's a tip, lad - you can make an anonymous account!
>>82819974sorry lad that was me i was LARPing
>>82819974Not joining pollers CP ring
>>82819986Oh right. I thought it genuinely a good idea too. Real shame you felt the need to lie like that.
>>82819991But will be the same lads you talk to now, just on a different platform.
>>82819986but Lollers DOES have britfeel.com right?https://wakaba.c3.cx/s/web/wakaba_karehajust stick that on there, Lollers. give it a nice theme but don't add a bunch of bullshit features PLEASERIP neets.moe (August 2025 - September 2025)
>>82820009I don't and wont talk to pollers
i thought you lot all agreed to make an IRC server
What did chika mean by>entpilled
could set up a board on EndchanAussies have their /ausneets/:https://endchan dot net/ausneets/but a dedicated domain name would be cool.i like britfa dot gs but the layout does my head in.
Lollers chat project has been shelved. He has entered a queen Victoria style period of mourning for Ian Watkins.
>>82819984Aye I've got a throwaway id be tempted to add to a britfeel discord but really I suspect it'd just get filled with the same spergs I cant be arsed to deal with
we could make a facebook group? x
>>82819937Unemployed computer science just got a job offer lad, pull out my pencil and sharpen it, 4k recording
>>82820072oh my days lad.. its like we're not even anonymous
>>82820079I forgot taiga and going wokyo/Thailand
I've never had a job, nor do I want one.
It all for nothing lads xNo gf, no pussy, no friends, no job. Life hates me and I can't blame it.
>>82819883Also the only species on earth in which the value of a male is found entirely in whether or not he can convince a female to let him stick his cock up her arsehole. Mad world innit.
and to think, IDm-ng thinks we need IDs. turns out he's just a filthy casual.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_hypothesis
>>82820091quite scary this mate..
>>82820124it's that Lollers, he hacked 4chan. said he wouldn't release (non-mod) users' info. but HE still has it saved, clearly.
>>82820124I was less certain about that one to be fair but thought I would punt it
The government will hunt you down with supersoldier AI cybertech exoskeleton special forces to make you do 'voluntary work'.
i just don't want anyone on /britfeel/ to know i've made some fairly decent effortposts on OTHER boards.
>>82820145IDs only stay for one thread, lad. Different in each new thread. Only trips are rcognisable across the site.
Lollers is ITT right now
Detective shippy on the case
>>82820141lol what the fuck actually is thishttps://www.anduril.com/https://www.anduril.com/hardware/ghost-autonomous-suas/that's a cool drone. but i don't want them flying around filming us like those things in Half-Life 2.
>>82820156He made this thread lad
>>82820135thought the thailand and wokyo ones were a bit obscure
>>82819575rustles my jimmies how he pours champagne into tumblers, even though there are champagne flutes right there
i just hope giglad makes friends at one of his gigs.
is giglad going to the bladee show in december?
>>82820173i dunno,>File: maxresdefault.jpgwould Lollers use YouTube? Google work with law enforcement agencies around the world, to catch people like him.
>*deletes you from 4chan*
>>82820209Gigmong is DVDmong
>>82820227i can't see him ever using cannabis, tbqh.now that Jeremy Corbyn, his son actually OWNS a cannabis company (National HEMP Service, geddit?)
>>82820222Good point lad. I remember him mentioning he uses Newpipe.
I'm just here for the emo, mates.
>>82820196Don't worry I highly doubt anyone else has profiled you I just spend 20 hours a day here sometimes. Most lads here have surprisingly bad instincts for which anon is which.
Stop listening to music that makes you feel depressed.
>>82820256different cadence.but i wouldn't be surprised. DVDlad is everyone. shame he's gone from fancy holidays to his AI/VN degeneracy.
>>82820271>I just spend 20 hours a day here Sad and grim.
I used to think "PXL" filenames were all shippy or ebin but it's not
>>82820285Fuck else am I gonna do with my life?
>>82820274for me it's 'Gloomy Sunday'. supposedly caused more suicides than the Lavender Town theme.
>>82820285Sadder and grimmer how you've read all my posts for years
>>82820271i don't believe you because on a nighttime it's always me and either Crosslad or HelperLad. until the morning when someone has work in 40 (Deliverylad, maybe).
I used to think all IMG_XXXX filenames were Blad or Footmong but it's not
Need a pegginglad update asap
Need a zeus update asap
>>82820256Wrong there's a lad who goes to gigs in England. I really only go to the one festival.>>82820278I'm off the AI lad, went cold turkey. But yes the VNs are enjoyable atm. Have been watching some films lately too and watched some anime.Just 100 percented Katawa Shoujo. Took me like 50 hours. Not that degenerate to be fair but the ones I'm playing now are.
>>82820013>Lollers. give it a nice themeyou just know it will be Kanna themed with a Kanna floating mouse pointer ffs
>>82819465this is awful why would you reply to me with this
Trying to force down some food before I head off to toilberg
oh aye. shall be claiming this ASAP.(blurred the code because i don't want YOU taking all the Curly Wurlies)
>>82820259ts crazy, but yjk Starmer ain't got the nickname "Star-mar-ijua-na" for no reason, sheeeeshwhen he bake, he bake real, i'm talkin' 4 packs of branston pickle pies, a gallon of waitrose strawberry milk and CBD butter crumpets spread with his butterknife signed by Eminem
>>82820209no its not its me, wolfgang ffs.Theres another one I think tomorrow at this venue thats closing in november, but all I know is one band said there would be tickets tomorrow but the venue has said nothing, perhaps another giggington, 3rd week in a row or not, we shall see.
>>82820431centrists can't meme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cre0in5n-1E
>>82820256>>82820445fsbloody filter
>>82820307Crosslad has made a handful of posts in the last 2 months. Anyone can put a name on.
>>82820227>>82820431lmao this better than the JD vance meme no cap
>spend 20 hours a day herewhat are you gonna do when it gets banned?
>>82820445don't listen to the haters W-Dawg, i like your drawings and i hope you have a good time. so many places that have shut down and i WISH i'd gone there for that last hoo-rah, even if the gig/place itself was a bit shite.fire up that band's Facebook/Instagram page and get F5ing like there's no tomorrow.
>>82820320There was 1 this morning
>>82820466we were posting this very morning. just wondering if you're here 20 hours a day, when is that 4-hour gap, hm?
Boots security mong trying to make him delete the video and assaulting him. Fucking hell these clowns need retraining.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOTXfEFUUK0
it me crossy x
>>82820104Same lad. No pussy, no work.
>>82820522>it>i
>>82819625Imagine being awarded for harassing people on videos. What an era.
Bet auditing lad is an incel.
imagine going into boots and filming women looking at makeup and shouting "im just filming a video"actual mong behaviour
>>82820542He regularly buys food and alcohol for the homeless. He also captures crime which the police use to prosecute criminals.
>>82820551Aren't most of us?>>82820558There was no need for the security mong to get angry like that. They have no real powers. Can't even touch you in most circumstances.
thought i posted/admitted something pure embarrassing last night when i was all a bit spacey on the tramadols + zolpidem (maybe a cheeky alprazolam at the end)but honestly it's something i can live with i just think some of yous take advantage. like punching someone in a wheelchair or '''having sex with''' a drunk woman.
>>82820575Alri Curtis
today's tramadols are actually making me feel a bit sick, not sure what's going on there. might be something i ate.was going to give it the day off, but then i decided i really wanted them.
Someone should go audit pubs in York and don't leave until police come.
DVDlad is a Japanese porn addict.
>>82820590curtis butchers?
On that Ribenagrind me. Garn try have something to eat soons.
>>82820585What was it? Currently scanning for what it could be >>82816862Howling at this gif/post for some reason
>>82820603You should audit mosques where you live (istanbul)
>>82820630I am from York.
>>82820636You take a flying carpet to the job centre
>>82820630You are confusing Auditlad with Ruthlad, mong.
managed to get down some cream cracker's with beef dripping on, washed down with a cup of tea- not had much of an appetite lately
>>82820647You are confusing Ruthmong and Auditmong with Turkeymong which is understandable since it's the same mong
>>828206225 posts above that one lad.not sure what the beef was though, in fact i'm actually going to look into my mouthwash theory. if nothing else surely it gets particles off your teeth. instead of potentially brushing them more ONTO your teeth, could be abrasive/damaging?
Ruthmong rubbing his magic genie lamp 3 times that sister Laurel may come back to Turkey inshallah
>>82820608Wonder if B. Curtis knows his shop is famous on 4chan
maybe there isn't enough actual alcohol in mouthwash to kill everything but it's in there for a reason, right? could it even help numb toothache?i have actually tried pure ethanol (scientist pal lifted some from his lab so i could clean my CPU) and bloody hell it is NOT nice.
>>82820656What's embarrassing the 0 or the 7?
I'm like 90% sure dehydration is the main reason I've felt like pure death today. I'll probably be sound once I've replaced all the liquids in my body. Just glad I didn't relapse on the sniff. Would feel even worse now if I did.
Why do you lot think Ruthmong is Turkish? #outoftheloop
>>82820673the 0.00 is just absolutely crushing atm. still waiting for a letter from the DWP so i can ask for a mandatory reconsideration.but the 7, i dunno, that's just embarrassing, isn't it? pretty personal question. ordinary thing to get embarrassed about.whatever. we are all human in life.
>DJE MEDIAAn update regarding YouTube channel DJE Media (aka Curtis Arnold / alias: Daniel James Edwards)I'm sharing verified documentation for public awareness.Curtis Arnold holds a Sexual Harm Prevention Order and is on the Sex Offenders Register.As of today, Oct 16 2025, his YouTube sub count stands at 243k. His X account followers sit at 35.7k. Important note:I will be filing a complaint with my local police force for failing to disclose that one of his convictions involved indecent images of a 17-year-old victim.Under UK law (Protection of Children Act 1978 / Sexual Offences Act 2003), anyone under 18 is legally considered a child.This means his offence is officially recorded as:"Making indecent images of a child."The officer who briefed me asked about my children, their ages and if Curtis knew which schools they attended. My daughter is nearly 17 herself, yet they failed to disclose the crucial detail above.Conviction (2019):12 counts of fraud (12 separate victims)1 count of voyeurism + causing a person to engage in sexual activity (13th victim)1 count of making indecent images of a childResulting in a 10-year Sexual Harm Prevention Order
You live in Hastings, not York.
>>82820683Ancient lore laddy
>>82820689T. ay_audits
>>82820692Hastings is just another place he learned off youtube and mentioned on here like beachy head. He has never claimed to live there.
praying for HHL's quick recovery
Hastings is a lot more than "a half hour away" (his words) from Winchester where he claims to live. It's strange he won't simply make a post on a flag board to end the speculation.
>>82820671lad you need very salty water, get some warm tap water and dump a table spoon of salt into it and swig it around but dont swallow it, pure alcohol will irritate you
I want more manga and anime about smelly female NEETs.
>>82820717starting to think you're some sort of GCHQ officer 'easing us into' digital IDs. of course, you could post your UC/PIP entitlement letter, ease my concerns.
>>82820730desu ironically if ruthmong was really a British neet with no ID as he claims and doesn't want to get any form of ID or smartphone he would be freaking out more about the impending digital ID. He's barely mentioned it because he's not bothered because it's not relevant in Turkey.
>>82820720is salt water not gritty, though? brushing tiny bits of rock against your teeth?i drink a lot of (diet) pop but people say even the natural acidity can damage your enamel. have always made sure to neck a pint of water before beddingtons so i'm brushing a clean mouth free of Diet Coke residue.
turkey already has digital ID, theyre all forced to put down their religion as muslim too
>>82820688You cant be denied bennies altogether surely? Do you have savings?
>>82820736i haven't mention it much either and i haven't left the country since 2008. but i was freaking out about voter ID. surprised more /britfeel/ lids weren't. what a shitshow.
>>82820702I post in /brit/ and never see Turkish flags >CAPTCHA: 4PIP4
Turkey flag /int/ posts with the same images and file names ruthmong used at the timeThe Turkish translates to drivel about getting beaten up by police When this was first posted he went and renamed all his files and image hashesHe is still refusing to make one post on a flag board to show uk flag
Pretty sure Ruthlad posted in a /bant/ edition before. Will have to consult desuarchive.
Went to get Turkey Teeth but they gave me Turkey Neck by accident.
>>82820791No he didn't. He avoided them on purpose. That's how this whole discussion re-started.
>>82820730If somebody posting demoralisation slop every day for 3 years is a foreign agent and becomes extremely evasive when asked for the slightest little dot of proof he's from the country its in the thread public interest to know the truth, imo
>>82820743nah its really cleansing, I had a problem with my gum which got slightly infected after a botched scale and polish where the stupid dentist ripped a hole out of my gum and by doing salt water cleanses it cleared it up in a couple of days, it feels great in a painful way, kills all the bacteria
>>82820791Pretty much every other personality at the time did apart from him btw.
Tugging my little willy to naked Japanese lassies getting pounded.
Hastings a shit hole but will be better maybe
Anyone who was actually here when ruthmong gimmick started will remember his appeals to being "an ordinary British lad" "us normal ordinary British lads" totally normal way to speak
choto matte ne?
even my mates IRL know about ruthmong, i ask them if they know much about britfeel, and they mention knowing ruthmong
>>82820850Can you work out what his first post was? Think he started posting around 2021
>>82820877Pretty sure it was 2022
>>82820854why are you politely asking me to wait lad?
>>82820866ive seen him mentioned on some brit subreddits before
You could spend the next week looking for proof ruthmong is british and you will find none. But much to suggest he's not. Its weird.
>>82820750the agent disagreed i had submitted the correct proof documents. they were what was on the list. PDFs of bank statements + tenancy agreement, high-res scan of passport, clear photo of me holding passport.when i asked for clarification she just gave copypasta responses about the types of document they would accept. and guess exactly what those included! i kept pestering and eventually she said something about how the passport needs to be clearly legible and show both pages, which i can 100% guarantee you it was.fine, whatever. reuploaded them. she closed my claim without explanation.
Any spammers are govt employees. Same for tripfags.It's the ONLY way they can reliably disrupt the powerful anonymous nature of the board.
>>82820884im practicing my japanese x
lads have a point you know, what kind of true brit doesnt wear shoes?
Why bully Ruthlad? He has it bad enough already.
>>82820906>reuploaded themMong. Why didn't you take another picture?
>>82820923Only the utter bottom of society wears shoes indoors.
>>82820932kinell mustafa steady on lad
>>82820926Asking really basic questions like showing flag isnt bullying a 36 year old man just because he can't answer it
I wear these bad boys indoors, very womfortable
>stop noticing! Don't look into it! Don't question it! Bullying!You are pushing 40
>>82820908Take your meds mongboy
>>82820941Why do you care so much lad?
>>82820941He can answer it, he doesn't want to, because we'll see his Turkish flag. I literally said to him use a fucking VPN and ill just accept it. Nah can't.
>>82820916Hontouni...? watashi wa Anon desu. Samui desu ne?
>>82820968Why does anyone care about anything lad? Nothing in this thread is of importance realistically. So?
>no passport>refuses to claim UC despite being unemployed >obsessed with a Turkish ASMRtist>obsessed with immigrants and migrant hotel auditorsReckon he's an illegal Turkish migrant
>>82820982>>82820993You're obsessed, and it's fucking weird quite frankly.
>>82820993>refuses to claim UC despite being unemployedHow many people really have parents who would or could afford to allow this into your 40s as well
>>82820998Ad hominem lad, nerve touched I take it lol
doIIymong on a mad one this evening.
>>82820929oh yeah i took a new photo in case that was it. but i really doubt it. tbqh i get the feeling she just messed up and then kind of had to roll with her decision. i get they go through a lot of claimants, but i quoted verbatim sections of her copypasta back to her and asked what was wrong. she never responded with an explanation she had actually written.
>>82820981hai lad, bery samui xx
>>82821019All you have to do is make one post in /brit/. Why won't you?
Might post on /brit/ pretending to be Ruthmong and link the post here
>>82821049Would only be funny if you had access to a Turkish VPN
Why is he so upset about his dolly being Turkish? Melty in session lol>>82821049We are expecting an image with his md5 too obviously
Absolutely bizarre he didn't just go fuck it and make a one off post at any point during this investigation. Fact is we would see him showing the same flag he had in 2018 >>82820769
Gonna get drunk tonight mates.
Counting down the days before I can go back to Wokyo.
>>82820958>Take your meds mongboyLiterally straight out of the Govt handbook.>discredit, disrupt, delay, deny, degrade, and deterhttps://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/16/britains-twitter-troops-ways-making-you-think-joint-threat-research-intelligence-groupBet you feel like a right mong now you've been exposed for what you are.
Cockroach living in Hastings
Imagine using the motherfucking guardian as an example of anything to prove a point.
>thats so weird>bro why do you even care >you're like obsessed>touch grass Kekorina of time
>>828210967/11 chicken and strong zero for me please
Been given the unenviable task of organising the mates xmas dinner out. Always like pulling my fucking nuts off trying to get the deposit off people that have said they'll be there.
Going to Hokkaido and fucking bratty country lassies.
Don't need to speak Wapanese to enjoy watching them having sexu.
>asking your mates for a 'deposit'are you one of those lads who asks for petrol money for giving someone a lift to somewhere you were going anyway?
>emo band>woman vocalist
>>82820513I said I'm here like, I have the tab open and refresh it now and then. I didnt say 20 hours of posting.
Even his own bodyguard has turned his back on him. Based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJk8FHgPbek
>>82821178https://youtu.be/7sbio7giw-M?t=61shes kind of cute desu imo x
>>82821191i believe you, but that does mean you're letting the thread down.
>>82821208I think you would be surprised if we could see how many people read this thread who don't post desu
>>82821168It costs 15 quid per person to reserve the table around the period, there are 13 of us going. I am not fucking paying 200 up front out of my own pocket. Especially since I've had people flake out before. If they lose their own money it's fine, if they flake out and I've paid for them they think they don't have to pay me any more. Not a mug.
>>82821200Find foxtails kinda mid and she doesnt help>shes kind of cuteStrong disagree, she looks like she'd fit in at a lot of bristol feminism clubs
>>82821191spending 20 hours on the internet is equally as sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txBfhpm1jI0&might not be trve emo, but post-riot-grrrl bitchy pop rock is quite the earkino.more reccies with this feel?
>>82821234your friends deserve better than you.
>>82821248Not really desu lad everybody is online 24/7 now on their phone. 15 years ago it would be odd sure.
>>82821255It's not even fvlse emo let alone trve emoThat shit aint emo
>>82821234Is 200 quid a lot of money to you lad?
>>82821237can we get a new playlist going mate we need some new songs linked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIADZKU9dwstealth Christian rock. the trvest of emo.
is skillet emo?
>>82821282I can never remember what I have/havent posted.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycl4JQuHP08https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVBIRWQQazghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb2b4PCRdaMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC_Jcu6oLkUAnd for "muh woman" enjoyershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGa-Hj5s1cghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vce8Qa5rkg0 (not emo but fuck it)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aqI2jn0Izw
>>82821265>>82821280Alright you horrid little cunts, you organise it then. I'm done with the lot of you, I'll be in the britfeel arms with my apu and YOURE NOT FUCKING INVITED
>>82821125>7/11 chicken and strong zero for me pleaseYes lid. Lawson's did some really nice spicy chicken. Started to fuck with that shit a lot on nights out. I'd get absolutely smashed then just go into Lawson's and get 3 of these pots of spicy chicken
>>82820946RuneScape looking ahh shoe
im just a lonely ghost x
>>82821279i have accounted for that possibility.>>might not be trve emotbqh i am just fishing for more of these female vocalist rock bands. didn't know The Pretty Reckless at the time (2010, i was an adult). but i'm not too high-brow for, say, Avril Lavigne. i accept that now.really liked that Queenadreena some anon posted.
>>82821341AND IT HAAAAASNTBEEN EEEEAAAASYON YOUUUUUUU
>>82821314we can always count on you for the good recs ive been liking some of what you posted before, mostly castevet and penfold>>82821352xx
>>82821345Just listen to Halestorm or some shit my man. I couldn't tell you as hard rock isn't my jam let alone when its female fronted.This good enough? :^)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWE9YmB8reQ
>>82821355Shame Castevet don't do more stuff. They got into some dispute with a metal band and changed their name to CSTVT, produced like 2 songs, then disbanded in 2013.Penfold are also long gone although they did release an unreleased track semi-recently.https://penfold-music.bandcamp.com/track/huge-manateeAt this point I'm running out of the good stuff for what I've already posted.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y4-KX4GOMI
>>82821317will cut you a deal, lad. either:- you invite me to the Britfeel Arms with your Apu, right nowOR- you receive a letter from my solicitor, billing you for the two (now three) replies i've given you (plus emotional damages)
egads, i have fallen afoul of the death metal lad!>>82821364>This good enough? :^)no ;__;>Halestorm cheers x.
SANDFORD LANE LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHcAU_bN48U
>>82821460Why is he sitting in the dark on his own listening to music?
>>82821436Only joshing mate, you like what you like, just got fuck all for you.There's a band I like called Solstice who got a woman vocalist, but she's worse than the bloke who came before her and I assume it will be a bit too metal for you rather than rocky. Take it as a legitimate suggestion compared to Cerebral Bore which was a shitpost and a chance to post angry Scots gurgling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtsS81WYs6oGod I miss the male vocalist. He was so much fucking better.
>>82821463You sit in your boxroom all day, whats the difference?
Flacid teeth
right thenbit of the angelic process going on for me now
>>82821491Are you kill?
>>82821406Your solicitor can suck my inverted peen nub.
>>82821491Corr you're my favourite now mate for name dropping TAP.Although I do worry whenever anyone listens to them. Not an indicator of feeling good init. Hopefully it's cathartic if nothing else.
>>82819058If you read about all the evidence they had it looks like the trial's result was jury nullification.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7055205/Kebab-shop-owner-linked-missing-school-girl-says-doesnt-care-shes-alive-dead.html
imagine being a woman walking alone at night and encountering ssm sitting on a deckchair on his own listening to hardstyle. doesn't bear thinking about
>>82821469its' cold outside lid
>>82821520That's how he met helen
>>82821501doing my best mate>>82821511thats a lot of scrobbles there x
>>82821460Sad how he doesn't even have the energy to dance around anymore and just sits there. Think his health is rapidly deteriorating unfortunately.
>>82821520Rather SSM than an ooga booga
>is skillet emomade me chuckle
>>82821528Big fan of TAP. Got Weighing Souls With Sand on vinyl and CD and more than just once, as I got the originals and the reissues. Luv me K and M.Got way more scrobbles of other bands, but TAP would have more scrobbles if they weren't a bit emotionally crushing aye.Just a sad lad, me.
>>82821530Yeah the sanford lane dancing was a laugh, this is just grim
*solemnly, and with great dignity, informs the apus that the 'Midwest' is neither in the middle, nor the west of the united states*
i don't want the metal lads to think i am uncool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW6RXTjm4iAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPzkYhKAjB8quite like these. was recommended them by this spooky Dungeons & Dragons adventure i ran for my m8s many Halloweens ago. corrr what a cracking night that was.
>>82821576>expected to find you uncool and got ready to laugh at you>A Dying God Coming Into Human FleshYou're alright, lad.
So lads what's the plan for when 4cuck gets banned? Trooncord?
Me? Don't listen to heavy metal because I'm not 12
Me? Listen to heavy metal, K-pop and certain old Taylor Swift songs because I'm autistic.
>>82821634Too busy listening to TayTay eh?
>>82821653You seem like the kind of lad to be overweight, wear only black, and likely go out with an ungroomed beard and a Viking rune necklace.
>>82821671I do only wear black but the others aren't true.
>>82821676Hm then you're not the fella I see at the shops who I am convinced must post here. Maybe he's more plebbit-coded.
>>82821630>Trooncord?No fucking way. Those are self moderated, so someone could ban you just cause they don't like you. Going to another chan would be best.
>>82821630Becoming a normie with a large friend group and a girlfriend.
NEW SSM Livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO4jv8isZto
Had me BLT sandwich x
>>82821322Did you go to Tokyo alone?
How do I turn my balls off?
>meet the D&D metalhead man at a nerd convention>we chat about books and he introduces me to his co-worker>i ask if they're selling [book] by [author]>they're out of stock, shame>waffle on that i've heard good things>but i don't like [author]'s other works: bit weird/overrated>anyway, byeso, guess who that co-worker turned out to be?
>>82821843Picture from the incel convention
>>82821843Why are finnish people always such weirdos
>>82821741you feeling better, helper?
>>82821818>Did you go to Tokyo alone?Yep. Travelling alone is based. You can do things at your own pace. And if you get lonely you can just meet up with random people. I would go to small bars and there would always be english speaking tourists to chat to.
theres nothing better after a long day at work than a cold pint of chocolate milk
>>82821834Scissors
>>82821933Had this exact bike actually
>>82821924Still feel pretty rough desu. Probably gonna need another day to get over this wangover.
>>82821924Who gives a shit? Fuck him.
>>82821940now what brand of choccy milk are we talkin about there son?
>>82821915he's American but moved to Finland for the metal scene and/or because he was in love with a Finnish girl who did not love him back. so he turned her into a character in his books.but the fact is, he's making weird edgy Dungeons & Dragons books for a living. that's a dream job. you leave James Edward Raggi IV alone.
>>82821967Called a HAWG lad, please get the terminology correct
>>82822008asda own brand. its so thick and chocolatey, yum
for me it's whizzing up half a pint of milk + a tablespoon of cocoa powder + a sprinkle of stevia in the old Nutribullet.
>>82821708Impossible. THEY will never allow it.
BUT IIIIIIIIII'VE REPLACED MY HEARTWITH MEEEEEEEEETAL PAAAAARTSAND IIIIIIIIIIIIII'M WORKING JUST FIIIIINEBUT I CAN'T GET IT TO START
>>82822014>moved to Finland for the metal sceneCan't blame the fella. They know their shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdbo2yXbIeg
ISLE OF WHITE TO TOKYO
Shall be getting in the bath and reading my book on magic. Gonna be a big wiz lad before you know it.
2 lads called out mark looool rewind 5 minshttps://youtu.be/s3TkXNDX89g
>>82822144Cba watching just tell us what happened, thanks
>>828221722 lads pressed mark for playing music too loud
>>82822181so fucking nothing? corr what drama
>>82822192One of the lad slapped him around the head
>>82822198wow fucking stop the presses
For me it was Mark cutting his grass in the middle of the night.
>>82822253psychopath behaviour, that.
>>82822282It was quite humorous though. Also the time he ate his dinner straight off the counter.
also went to wokyo on my own. hung out with some skater kids at 3am in shibuya who had weirdly heard a song I wrote ages ago because a skate magazine published it. also someone gave me their card for a potential modelling gig the day before I left.
WE WISH WE WERE DEEEAAAD
>>82822309Did you bang any cute Wapanese lassies and make them squeal like a mouse? I heard kissing is seen as really erotic there too and that's why it's so exaggerated in JAV.
Anyone here ever experienced Exploding head syndrome before? Had multiple times earlier when trying to fall asleep.
>>82822293>he ate his dinner straight off the counter.i've known lads who do this. but i eat at my computer off my spacker tray, so who am i to judge?
>>82822360had it once years and years ago but still remember it pretty well, also only had sleep paralysis once years ago too, i doubt they were on the same night but couldnt swear to it
>>82822345I did not sadly, was in a relationship at the time. I was at a bar one night and this drunk lassie was hitting on me and I would be lying if I said I wasn't tempted but then it turns out the guy sitting next to her was her bf. he was just sitting there smoking cigs not saying anything. I guess he was into it.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST RESORTSUFFOCATIONNO BREATHING
>>82822371Corrr! Hope you get to go back sometime. Wish I was one of the ugly fuckers they have banging the lassies on their porn.
DON'T GIVE A **** IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
crying at the hanl concert x
>>82822385dont make fun of my feels you cheeky little sod
>>82820034The Ents. From Lord of the Rings.>I am on nobody's side because nobody is on my side.Innit.
>>82822401People would be on your side if you weren't an insufferable cunt. Simple as.
should i go night driving tonight? wasnt gonna go but i might even go now
>>82822398from now on, i will take you seriously
>>82822435I'll believe it when I see it matey.
might go bed soonwhat are we all thinking?
could only find a terrible old YouTube video of that Fattest Teenager in Britain documentarybut pertinently, it ended with>Next Monday's Hidden Life is that of Greg Valentino, owner of the biggest biceps in the world, which then burst. >The Man Whose Arms Exploded, next Monday at 9, here on Five.need to find this
>>82822465bit early for beddings
>>82822471need a lie down im thinking
>>82822465i'm thinking about when lassies go, "what are you thinking about?", and the answer is genuinely "nothing".wonder if that makes me a stupid person.
>>82822310That dogo looks like its seen some shit
Time for the gymnasium. I'm such a weight-maxxing gymcel fr fr
>>82822388yeah definitely the best city I've ever been to. hopefully will go back some day.
You lads remember when these lads were fucking everywhere?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JJAXwAaA2w
>>82822487i'm always thinking about my next post
>>82822514Have literally never heard of these lads, lad.
>>82822524same. i'm running out of excuses to post cats with wine. but that one lad collects them, it's nice to help others x
that lad has never heard of them lads, lad
>>82822526Hwy are you gae?
>>82822465I'm thinking I might have a wank tonight
>>82822540i don't believe him tbqh.
>>82822537I collect any animal with booze mate. And rest assured I saved a couple you posted.
>>82822540lad, i've never heard of that lad who's never heard of those lads
The new /britfeel/ anthem performed by the very well known band, Placebohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HClZwFNNMKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH7QhHB9Q9call these noughties indie rock bands kind of bled together.
>>82822560can only do cats with wine, i'm afraid.
>>82822576My Sweet Prince might better suit the fact we're infested with junkies.
>>82822598Eh it all works, but I'm casting a wider net.
I'm not doing a gimmick here but I honestly haven't ever heard of Placebo. Where was I meant to have heard of them?
>>82822600>junkiesi am a connoisseur of codeine.
any southampton lads ITT? wanna go and get on this live camera for us?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO-hO_kwwmY
>>82822626Depends on your age mate.
>>82822598Curious as to why that wine is so fizzy. Probably that Spanish thing where they mix red wine with cola, that's my professional deduction.
this is the fattest man in britain daniel lambert
>>82822634BLad mogs him by loads.
>>82822467>>82822467a few years back there was a sort of watchalong on here where we watched a program about a fatty who had to be cut out of his car as he couldn't get out of it, can't remember what is was called though. there was also one about a lad with massive testicles but that was just a sad one really
>>8282263228 so probably pretty typical for here.
fat bitch singing metal shouldn't like it but its catchy #https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLCAQvULi-o&list=RDnxFW6ggUqu0&
>>82822667Remember when these lads where everywhere?
>>82822650Fair enough well I got 5 years on ya.They made a big deal of themselves around 2000-2005 for a few big singles and the fact their lead singer was androgynous which was very quirky for the time.They also appeared in a bunch of music vidya.https://vgost.fandom.com/wiki/Placebo
>>82822667Stop posting Nuclear Blast bands they are reliably fucking shit. They even made Alcest sloppier than previously thought possible.
cuz theres nothing else to doevery me and every youevery meeeee
chicken and cheese butty, anyone? chicken has yesterdays date on it but its prolly still alri
pro tip: molly and ketamine do not show on a breathalyser and a 3 pound all night train station parking ticket is less than a bus ticket or an uber
>>82822705See this lad's heard of themI'm not going crazy
>>82822626maybe you just haven't heard them, but that's some mad happenstance. like "Kaiser Chiefs? who are they?"more likely you've jumped universes, lad. sorry to post a Christmas song in October, buthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nud2TQNahaUthis did not exist before Christmas 2015. i remember asking everyone about it, apparently it's an 80s classic, a Christmas staple. wat.
>>82822701just because there shit doesn't mean they aren't catchy
>>82822755I dunno mate it's generic power metal slop I've heard a million times. Even absolute dogwater like Sabaton is a thousand times catchier, and that's before you get into the (very few) good power metal bands.Like this is your more speed lad, just accept it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy4CQOyQ-0k
>>82822719Had to drive while slap in a khole once, wouldn't recommend it as a good time. Survived though.
>>82822776every time i do it i say "i should really stop doing this" and then end up doing it again anyway not my fault that are country is so car centricbuses just arent reliable and i cant afford an uber
>>82822719great life hack, lad. lived with a lad who gave up the drugs lifestyle so that he was allowed to see his son again. one of the conditions was that he wasn't allowed haircuts, so they could test his hair.
>>82822797baldbros winning again!!
>>82822768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mqAZTBn-MU&listgo listen to some normie metal and you will enjoy it
>>82822667is this emo?
>>82822824No lad. I am far beyond most normie metal at this point. Some of its alright but the majority is shite (like Trivium). Usually if I dabble in mainstream shite it's in coreshit of all things and only very specific bits.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZmtvD-XgoThe only bit of Trivium that's redeemable is their frontman has weirdly great metal taste despite playing total slop.
>>82822821maybe they still make you grow whatever hair you can? i hadn't even heard of it before, but apparently they can test your hair for up to 3 months.
i consider myself above normiecore, too. i listen to alternative music like Metallica.
>>82822854The key is to claim Kill Em All is their only good album. That's when you pretend to be patrician despite only listening to normieshit.
>DHT: Suppressed with finasteride>Hairline: Micro(s)needledBecoming a baldcel might be for you, but it's not for me!
metal fags seething because they don't listen to anything outside of metallica or slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82P40PnMNmQhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drink_Me_(Queenadreena_album)>The original British pressing of the album featured a controversial hidden image in the jewel casing.what did they mean by this? one of those albums you HAVE to torrent because it's been removed from sale/streaming. rare W for us digital media lads.
>>82822879Why does wikipedia have to be so onions>Nooo it's so heckin controversial we can't even vaguely suggest what it is with words!
>>82822862someone out there in the world probably likes Metallica trying to be all grunge, or whatever the fuck they were going for here.speaking of weird album covers...
>>82822868finasteride is just estrogen for pussies
metal listeners are the most obnoxious subset of music listeners who try so hard to paint themselves as the opposite they always have the least amount of social awarenessreddit ass white boys be posting shit like "Here, have a song!" and twelve links to some stinky garbage poopoo band where the lead singer has more sex offender allegations than the listener has chromosomes
DJE MEDIA is LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPJX4xs2B4w
Got your britfeel bingo card ready for the next thread?
>>82822879>>82822888had a quick check on google and shit and couldn't find anything, think its probably a cunt pic or something noncey
no one leaves the thread until we find out what the hidden image was
If it wasn't for loud music, I'd have worked at Screwfix all me life
need to use me water pick more often, sink had too much blood in
bros, who am I?
>>82822909>someone out there in the world probably likes Metallica trying to be all grunge, or whatever the fuck they were going for here.My parents mate.I collect music and asked them for a physical copy of a Metallica album from "when they were good", meaning AJFA or earlier, as I had none.They got me Load, and said "well you know thats our favourite right?" which I wasn't thrilled about.
>>82822909GRIM album cover.Which even are the good Metallica albums, desu? Are they a bit shit actually? I think I only like One.I re-listened to Master of Puppets for the first time since I was a teenager, and it's super wank.
>>82823026QRD on the hidden image
>>82823092>I re-listened to Master of Puppets for the first time since I was a teenager, and it's super wank.If you think that's wank then you won't think most of their stuff is good.Metallica fans will bicker over Kill Em All, Ride The Lightning, and MoP.So if you think MoP is wank, your only hope is one of the first two, which are much thrashier.
remember not hating St. Anger but i was 12 and that was just the new album.
Was always more of an Iron Maiden fanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sFewhTAdjsAaaaaa, now that's some boomer metal.
>>82820666If only there were a way to deport nasty women like that.
>>82823109It's overhated but it definitely has a lot of problems.I just like it mostly for the "so cheesy they're good" vocals hooks.I wish they would fucking garrotte Lars though. It would make the album 100 times better.
>>82823107I kind of like "I disappear"
corrr a musical mystery. we're like them lost media sleuths.
any of you lads watched the sumo on bbc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfpYbWlGf9kOooohhh, we're in now.
>>82823144long past their peak there mate
500 post threshold. we are in the liminal space between threads.
>>82823151Nah, that's the good stuff.
Enter sandman was the best Metallica song. Simple as.
>>82823159corr you know how to be incorrect
>>82823167That is my favourite song EVER (when I was 14)
>>82823172at 14 for me it was probably a Tool songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzrRoDd9CxM
my dad went to school with Janick Gers. bullied him for being Polish.
Think metal just has to be stupid and theatrical and bit Spinal Tap, innit?People who do metal too seriously are a bit cringe.
Metal should be emo tbqh.
>>82823195Nah, bruv. Fantasy adventures in musical form, that speak to my bardic soul.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0txUKiXJsk
>>82823206Not emo enough by miles.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpoEMEur9RI
it's HartlePOOL not HartlePOLE
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