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everyone wants a loser gf until they find out she desk rots, doesnt brush her teeth, doesnt go outside, is actually mentally ill and has bad health
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>>82823866
>doesnt brush her teeth
nasty ahh biihhh
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>>82823866
Girls like that are still chad only
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>>82823866
Sorry baby, my harem is just kind of full right now. You understand, don't you? Why don't you just date one of these incels here?
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>>82823866
>doesnt brush her teeth
please force yourself if you have to. i had to get thousands of dollars in dental work done to restore my smile because i soent 2024 cutting myself and never leaving my bed instead of maintaining hygeine. my teeth were so rotted that some were basically missing. now all but 2 of my tops are crowns.
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>>82823866
even on my lowest point i took care of my appearance because it just disgusts me to be dirty, the one i think i realy struggle sometimes it's eating, it doesn't happen that often anymore but sometimes i skip meals because i'm too lazy to cook anything
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>>82823882
>not wanting to scrape teeth scum out of her mouth with your tongue
gay
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>>82823866
but I want that because I used to be that. I empathize with that.
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>>82823943
stop it freak i might go gay for real.
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>>82823866
don't include me on that one, i'd only want a loser gf if she was willing to improve because i'd nag the living fuck out of her and get genuinely upset if she simply refused to put in effort
the "mentally ill" part isn't the least bit encouraging either, i can put up with a lot of stuff but self-destructive people is where i draw the line
there's already enough of that in me
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>>82823975
Imagine going down on her crusty pussy that still has dried up period blood chunks tangled up in her jungle of a bush mmm mm m that's yummy
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>>82823982
thats so disgusting, why would you put that thought in my mind
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>>82824011
Sucking on her slightly hair nips, salty from months of sweat building up. You move lower, kissing and sucking as you go until you reach the bottom of her tit and the rancid sweat slime coats your tongue. You pull away and the strings of grey-black moldy sweat connect from your mouth to her pendulous tits. She laughs nervously "i-it does that sometimes anon I-I hope you don't mind"
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>>82823866
I'm fine with all of this except the teeth and mental illness if it's Cluster B
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>>82824030
>>82823978
>>82823982
>>82824011
>>82823943
failed normalshits wouldn't even know what to do with a real bedrotting girl except for get their dick wet and pump and dump her
stop destroying angels
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>>82823866
I wouldn't say I want a "loser" gf, just one who doesn't like socializing. Loners get tagged as losers a lot of the time. I just want to date another autistic, introverted nerd.
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>>82824075
this, i just want a gf that would stay in home with me
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>>82824061
meh, as i said, i'm self-destructive enough as is
i need someone who'll counter it, not amplify it, i'd just end up destroying both of us in the process
but if you want a hand at it then by all means, anon
i hope you find your "loser" gf to "fix" or whatever you want to do with one
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>>82824130
I got a little goblin who liked to stay in her basement apartment, watch family guy and do anal... and I let that go like an idiot. Biggest life lesson is to accept things as they are and let the play out naturally.
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>>82824153
i guess that's life, you don't know what you have until you lose it.
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>>82824148
she doesn't need fixed and she isn't a loser
instead, they need to flourish and be accepted and taken care of
>i'm self-destructive enough as is
I've been the rot and there's no way her bad habits can rub off on me
imagine complaining about a smelly angel because your only idea about what to do with her is fuck her
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>>82824204
you're assuming a lot there, anon
for one:
>flourish and be accepted
except she "desk rots", doesn't take care of her teeth (which will bring MASSIVE trouble later), and has bad health
being accepted isn't a problem, but to flourish, her effort is needed

i have no problem with the current state of the girl described by OP, what really bugs me is that often times these kinds of people don't want to improve and take better care of themselves
i'm someone who gets deeply bothered if someone i care about isn't taking care of themselves, so that doesn't work for me

but again, like i said, you want a turn? go for it
i wish you the very best of luck with that, sincerely
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>>82823866
That's all of us you nigger, you just ignore losers and only go for chas
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>>82823888
>>82823866
literally for chad only
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I HAVE NOW CLAIMED THIS THREAD AS MINE.

THIS IS MY THREAD

I DECLARE CARRY ON
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>>82823866
nah men will fuck anything. Whats up? Who rejected u bbg
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>>82823866
>doesnt brush her teeth
Gross, what the hell
Otherwise it sounds cool when you're a teenager, but mid 20's onward this person has nothing to contribute and is just a total drag and a leech.
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>>82823866
I haven't brushed my teeth in over a year.
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>>82824913
Disgusting, change your habits.
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>>82823866
bitch,, im the ultimate loser and i brush my teeth every day. and my teeth are super fucked up. BRUSH YOUR TEETH
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>>82823866
I'd fuck you so hard you'd forget all the reasons why I shouldn't date you
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>>82823866
>everyone wants a loser gf until they find out she desk rots, doesnt brush her teeth, doesnt go outside, is actually mentally ill and has bad health
I had a loser girlfriend but she invited guys online over while I was away
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>>82824061
What would you do with one if you had her
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>>82825331
Sex her
Brush her teeth
Wash and deodorant
Sex her some more
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>>82825331
Love and support her, always
Cuddle with her
Brush her hair
Give her massage
Try and convince her to travel with me
Watch anime together
Play games together
Encourage her to take care of herself better letting her know I love her
Cuddle with her
Kiss her
Love and support her
>>82825485
ur a faget
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>>82823866
I dont want a loser gf. If I have to put in so much effort to improve myself, I would expect for her to do the same.
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>>82825566
Thank you for listening all the things I'm doing to her
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>>82825606
Listing i mean, but I guess you'd be listening huh
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No one realistically wants a loser gf, they just like the idea of having one
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>>82826258
wrong, buddy
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>>82823866
As long as she has big tits, I want her.
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>>82826258
Very wrong buddy

>>82826400
As long as she has small tits I want her
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>>82823866
this is the female version of me, i would love you...
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>>82827094
anon you don't even love yourself
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>>82827102
i dont want to love myself i want to love someone else
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>>82827114
quite the conundrum you have there anon
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If you want this you are the dumbest loneliest nigger in the universe
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>>82827102
>you don't even love yourself
>YoU CaN't LoVe SoMeOnE eLsE iF yOu DoNt LoVe YoUrSeLf
retarded normalfag mantra
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>>82823866
Are you a virgin? That's the only thing that matters here.
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where is my frail twink to carry into bed
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>>82823866
Yeah because those guys are retards who watch too much anime where even awkward nerd girls are skinny, cute, socially adjusted, and nice. Girls like that don't exist in real life. They're almost always going to be fat and gross.
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>>82824913
Go do it when you read my comment. Even once a week will be an awesome boost. Please do it for me anon, pretend im a cute anime girl



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