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It's the middle of the week again, anon
R u taking it easy?
Soon u'll b able 2!
Unfortunately i can't take it easg yet... busy day ahead
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>>82873613
>maybe, if they even get what the hell is going on anyway, lol
that's true
i would try 2 though haha
>i was thinking along the lines of dicing garlic/onions, herbs (like green onion and coriander), juicing fruits, and whatever else i were to come up with in the future
that's kewl
when r u gonna try it out?
>>82873724
>I'm not sure. That's part of the problem.
have u thought about givin ppl the benefit of the doubt?
>Yeah, although they're interesting.
then mayb u should keep talking with them!
>Why let that stop you? Gotta learn all you can since you've got the Internet B^)
eh, mostly lack of official certificates
also i found some new passions i may b able 2 learn!
>I disagree! He's so talented his hapless victim aided him. That's some advanced thievery B^^^^^)
if that's true then he's a master of thievery indeed!
>Behold! This is their getaway driver and as you can see he's very skilled.
where is he driving? Is he even better than the driver??
>>82873727
I thought scaring him was enough...
>>82874009
sometimes un productive is okay. It means u can take it easy!
>i was also involved in bs discord drama.
was it bad?
> less stressed and on edge to always check my phone. i should do that more often.
does ur phone cause u stress often?
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>>82878967
More commission chef work. More anger. More wrenches. We all know how it goes, by now.
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>>82878967
its already mittwoch again
i dislike mittwoch, i wish they kept wodenstag, makes it nice and neat.
russian days of the week are all oddly named and i dislike it
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>>82879041
Scaring was enough until he got that fat pig Albanian involved. Now it's war. I'll have him splattered over the concrete like marmite.
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Anyone that says "u" and "r" really needs to kill themselves
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>>82878967
Good morning, niceanon
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>>82879320
in lithuanian we named the days of the week after numbers haha
>>82879335
>>82879293
how many albanians will u need 2 fight?
>>82879342
guten morgen!
how r u 2day?
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>>82879353
Just one. His name is Tony, apparently, lives in a city just 10 miles north. I won't come for him, but if he comes for me, it's flamethrower time baby. I know him too, he's fatter and smaller than me. Always have knowledge of your enemies, Wednesday anon.
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>>82879353
>how r u 2day?
It's my day off. Hope you get a nice break soon too
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>>82879368
Is that the albanian?
His name doesn't sound very albanian...
>>82879681
I am okay
Wut r u gonna do on ur day off?
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>>82878967
How many pictures do you have for avatar purposes anon?
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>>82879969
I had quite a lot b4 my pc died
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I don't wanna go to work todayyyyyy wahhhhh

>>82878967
Morning guya... what do you have to do today ? Don't push yourself to hard !
>>82870121
>can u even do that?
Yeah, it's similar to how moisturizing your face helps with acne. You want to space out your routine so that your scalp doesn't overproduce oil. If you clean it constantly, it'll produce more oil because it feels like it needs to rehydrate itself.
At least I think is the theory, don't quote me on this meow.
>Wouldn't say i'm very healthy though... At least my lifestyle ain't...
You're healthier than me, at least. And it's okay, a cola addiction can't really kill you, right ?
>>82873182
waoh, wrench anon hands look so soft and supple...
>>82879681
saba daba doo
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I went to IKEA today to get a little light for my office cubicle. It's marginally more comfy now. Some people have really deskmaxxed there. I need to up my game.

>>82872414
>i got a shot this year as well at a private clinic, since my company offered to cover the cost of the shot
They're sold at-cost at my university so I don't mind spending it when I live in such a dense city and use public transport so much.

>>82872598
>have u tried pidsers from that place b4?
Yes, it was pretty good.
>that's nise. R u gonna do any moar work 2day?
I did not, and I don't plan on doing any more today. 2sleepy.

>>82874009
>less stressed and on edge to always check my phone. i should do that more often.
It's never good to be constantly bombarded with stuff. I try to turn off every notification that isn't urgent.

>>82880872
Hopefully the work day goes by quickly.
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>>82878967
finished work. about to go running but i just ate a whole pack of cookies and worried it will slosh about and make me throw up
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I haven't been outiside for 3 days straight and all I did was bedrotting and posting on /int/.
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>>82880872
the grind must go on!
>Morning guya... what do you have to do today ? Don't push yourself to hard !
morning!
2day i had 2 do lots of tedious work involving data bases and photoshop!!!
glad that's over!
>Yeah, it's similar to how moisturizing your face helps with acne. You want to space out your routine so that your scalp doesn't overproduce oil. If you clean it constantly, it'll produce more oil because it feels like it needs to rehydrate itself.
i see!
how often do u wash ur hair?
>You're healthier than me, at least. And it's okay, a cola addiction can't really kill you, right ?
it might give me diabetes or a hear attack...
how r u 2day?
>>82880997
how deskmaxxed r they?
>Yes, it was pretty good.
awesome
is it peak tho?
>I did not, and I don't plan on doing any more today. 2sleepy.
r u going straight 2 bed?
>>82881017
what sort of cookies were they?
>>82881943
mayhap u should get some fresh air...
what sort of cookies did u eat?
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>>82881943
Rookie numbers. Don't feel too bad (yet) but try not to make a habit of it.
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Which easytaker is the most peggable?
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taking it easy while still sick
i'm getting a bit better today, my eyesight is deteriorating but otherwise, my health is improving

just built a chlorine vent tamer in oxygen not included, pic related
don't mind the dartle that managed to sneak his way in there, the sneaky bastard
anyway, this exploits some game mechanics, namely the "one element per tile" rule and diagonal displacement, along with mechanized doors' tiles being out of sync, lol
the vent (the big orange thing) emits chlorine, but it overpressurizes if the chlorine pressure is >= 5kg/tile, so i set up a timer with a mechanized door near its top, with just a bit of liquid in there
the left side of the door technically closes first, pushing the chlorine to the right, but the right side of the door can't push the chlorine into the liquid, so it displaces diagonally into that room with the gas pump
the chlorine is stored at infinite pressure there and pumped out as needed, and the timer + door combo ensures the chlorine is displaced from the vent room to the pump room before it overpressurizes
normally i'd make the build more compact and place things a bit lower down but the wheezewort cools things down, which is useful since i'm growing megafronds

>rambling about builds
haven't done that in so long, kek

>>82879041
>when r u gonna try it out?
not sure, probably this weekend
i have some garlic and onion i want to dice
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>>82879908
Anglicized. I don't know his real name. Either way, good morning, or evening friends, here we go again.
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>>82882727
Non, we're all straight men retard
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>>82882287
I didn't eat cookies...
>>82882288
I try to but it's genuiely hard to go outside without feeling disgust that I will have to leave the room.
>>82882727
Me, probably.
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>>82883810
Sex with a woman isn't gay
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>>82878967
I am taking it easy today.
>>82879041
I probably should and I did end up talking to them again.
>then mayb u should keep talking with them!
Maybe.
>eh, mostly lack of official certificates
Well aren't there nice programs to get certificates?
>also i found some new passions i may b able 2 learn!
Like chemistry B^).
>if that's true then he's a master of thievery indeed!
A suave thieve always wins out.
>where is he driving? Is he even better than the driver??
They're getting back to the safehouse and I think it's a safe bet that he is. After all, he's real >B^).
>>82883944
Wanting to get fucked in the ass is gay. Femdom fags also want very masculine women. They're as gay as can be without sucking real dick, instead doing it on a fake one. It's like saying you're not gay if you get fucked by a tranny.
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An older women, called Caroline, hugged me when I was hunting. Cried. Tears rolled down my face, under the aviators, under the eyepatch. Reminded me of my mom, back when she was alive. Found my quarry, tapped on the glass with the handle of the wrench to get his attention then left. He needs to know he's in danger.
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>>82883104
is that how ONI looks like?
i expected a moar minimalist design...
>i have some garlic and onion i want to dice
what r u gonna make?
>>82882727
what do u think?
>>82883142
r u going on another hunt?
>>82883859
my bad og, i confused u 4 another post
anyway, how r u randal anon?
u should probably go outside sometime...
>>82884424
>spoiler
how did it go?
>Well aren't there nice programs to get certificates?
mayhap overseas
>Like chemistry B^).
yeah! Can't w8 2 get back 2 it!
>A suave thieve always wins out.
wut else has he stolen?
>They're getting back to the safehouse and I think it's a safe bet that he is. After all, he's real >B^).
what have they stolen?
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>>82885492
I'm even more convinced that they aren't interested in talking.
>mayhap overseas
Or online. I know there are a lot of certificate programs for lab techs and programming stuff that you can apply for online. The programming can obviously be done all online, but I imagine many of the lab tech certificates or other kinds would have branches in major cities all over Europe for you to visit/use too.
>yeah! Can't w8 2 get back 2 it!
Hell yeah, you can test out that one historical theory I had too B^). I'll be doubly excited if it turns out purple.
>wut else has he stolen?
His heart :pensive:
>what have they stolen?
That poor man in the car. He's going to be forced to give them walks, pet and feed them everyday. He's now their slave. A truly grim fate. These are serious criminals here. Criminals inevitably get caught though.
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>>82885492
Just finished one. Had an unexpected encounter with a 45 year old woman and found my quarry and frightened him. A successful hunt, for once.
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>>82885676
my victory theme for the night. The look on his face when I tapped on the glass with the handle. It's amazing, truly, I can do some good in this world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDlO2AAbIA&list=RDpQDlO2AAbIA&start_radio=1
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>>82880997
>Hopefully the work day goes by quickly.
Funnily enough, it went by very slowly today. Maybe just because I was so sleepy. Not that I disliked the workload today; the projects I have been given this week have all been relatively self-directed and straightforward. Patterning sleeves, sewing ponte. It's nice.
>>82882287
>2day i had 2 do lots of tedious work involving data bases and photoshop!!!
ah, I see. I am not the biggest fan of Photoshop, I was required to learn it in school. Just not a user-friendly program. What did you have to do with photoshop ?
>how often do u wash ur hair?
Probably every 2-3 days. I try to avoid getting it wet in between wash days, too. When I had very short bangs, I sometimes would wash my bangs every day in the sink separately from my hair. I looked really silly, heh.
>it might give me diabetes or a hear attack...
Ah... that's true. Let's have heart attacks together them !
>how r u 2day?
Tired =_=
>>82882727
Heh, wouldn't you like to know, weather boy || it's hater chan, obviously ||
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finally unpacked almost everything, jeez
took me this long to realize i have a fucklot of wardrobes to put stuff in, lol... set up my old router as well, now we're back to the usual for reals
also found a ton of clothes that i could still use, i didn't even sort through them all yet... i'll do it some other day and figure out what i'm keeping and what i'm discarding

>>82885492
>is that how ONI looks like?
it's a klei game, what did you expect?
there are several layouts though, but for this specific build, they're not relevant since it's just, gas pipe out, power wire in, automation for the door

>what r u gonna make?
nothing, just leaving it there on the ready for when i do cook
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Sleepy thread today
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>>82887291
I just woke up from sleep and going to go back to sleep I think
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I am becoming a horse
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>>82887840
Nay! Surely not.
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>>82887291
Sorry, I didn't really reply to anyone other than 'guya today. Also been a little busy since I woke up. I can give everyone just lurking a nice animal fact though :). Did you know that there's a worm that deals with its incredibly toxic, hellish environment at hydrothermal vents by transforming the deadly hydrogen sulfide and arsenic ions into arsenic sulfide? https://www.livescience.com/animals/paralvinella-hessleri-the-yellow-worm-that-lives-in-acid-and-fights-poison-with-poison

Pic related is a preserved specimen. They can apparently be up to 1% arsenic by weight.
>>82887880
Badum-tsss
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I just woke up to someone screaming my name. Grabbed the screwdriver under my pillow and crocodile rolled to the floor, back up again in seconds and ready pounce like a sphinx. It was another hallucination. Had to put the eyepatch back on because vision is clearer with my one good eye. Staring at the door now, a tepid mix of diesel and rubbing alcohol in a glass in one hand, a homemade flamethrower in the other. Freaking out.
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>>82888428
>crocodile rolled
you're in danger, anon
/an/on here eats gators and is the terror of their kind, crocs are close enough so you may yet be in his menu
watch your back if you ever show up in florida
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>>82886269
>Just not a user-friendly program.
it sure isn't! Wut did u have 2 do with it?
>What did you have to do with photoshop ?
2day i had 2 make sum fancy text, a fancy kitten pic and colourized sum pears
>Probably every 2-3 days. I try to avoid getting it wet in between wash days, too. When I had very short bangs, I sometimes would wash my bangs every day in the sink separately from my hair. I looked really silly, heh.
do u prefer longer or shorter hair?
>Ah... that's true. Let's have heart attacks together them !
i'd definitely would get one if u had one...
>Tired =_=
don't forger 2 take it easy!
>>82886569
>it's a klei game, what did you expect?
i was expecting it 2 looks something like factorio...
>nothing, just leaving it there on the ready for when i do cook
u sure u don't want these fresh?
>>82885543
>I'm even more convinced that they aren't interested in talking.
wut makes u say that?
>Or online. I know there are a lot of certificate programs for lab techs and programming stuff that you can apply for online. The programming can obviously be done all online, but I imagine many of the lab tech certificates or other kinds would have branches in major cities all over Europe for you to visit/use too.
i don't think those r a thing here
mayb in the west...
>Hell yeah, you can test out that one historical theory I had too B^). I'll be doubly excited if it turns out purple.
yeah! I rly gotta train my brain somehow...
it lacks focus...
>spoiler
and ours 2...
>That poor man in the car
would u take his place?
>>82887291
so true
>>82888428
r u okay, wrench anon?
try 2 take it easy pls
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>>82888436
I am not in danger, I am the one who crocodile rollls, I am the wrench.
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>>82888443
>i was expecting it 2 looks something like factorio...
you could've looked up screenshots of the game
it's a colony sim, and a goofy one at that, as stated before

>u sure u don't want these fresh?
doesn't make much difference if i use them within the week or two, does it?
besides, i won't have to deal with onions irritating my eyes that way

>>82888447
and /an/on is become eat, the devourer of gators
as i said, gators are close enough to crocs so you may be in his menu, and if you are... well, no wrench powerful enough if you wander into his territory
this man has knowledge of 9001 species of animals and knows 9002 ways they can kill someone, per animal
you may think yourself safe but basically every animal in your sight will be your enemy if you find yourself in there, no wrench strong enough

hell, he may even recruit the gators themselves and bribe them with the (false) hope of not being eaten if they can get you
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>>82888443
No, I am not ok, I'm a danger to others and myself, but I sort of like it. I can be in control now. For once in my life, they freak out, they are scared, horrified, terrified, they look at me like a terminator. I'm a large man. 6' something, but I was timid my whole life. Until now. Now I am scary, now, I am a threat. This could be the rage addiction or PTSD talking, but I like how people are nervous around me now. Pulling that wrench was the best decision of my life, and I will chase the high. Now, I take a thiamine pill and neck a pint of water. Can't finish the fight if I'm dead, no?
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>>82888443
>wut makes u say that?
I'm gonna keep my reasoning private, I'm afraid.
>i don't think those r a thing here
>mayb in the west...
You never know! Besides, if it is in the West, then wouldn't it be easy enough to go somewhere in the EU to do some? Just something to keep in mind for the future.
>yeah! I rly gotta train my brain somehow...
Take vitamins, do puzzles, get smart. You got this.
>and ours 2...
Too suave...
>would u take his place?
Probably, yeah. I already have to do that for two dogs currently. One of which is too scared to go outside for walks and has to be dragged around, despite being 100 lbs.
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>>82888491
I didn't hurt an animal. I wouldn't do that. I copied the roll technique from gators. To put ones hands to their side and roll. It's how I can get out of bed and armed so fast. Hurts a bit though.
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Wrench anon here. Someone taught me how to make a tripcode. I'm going to sleep now, the hunt never stops after all, and you have to be rested for the hunt
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Very sleepy day yesterday and today. But I'm awake now. If only for a bit because I have to wake up really early tomorrow.
A package was allegedly delivered to me yesterday but I don't see it anywhere... Hopefully it's just with the front desk or something.

>>82882287
>how deskmaxxed r they?
Some of them have lights, desk mats, mouse mats, monitors, and keyboards. Looks very comfy.
>is it peak tho?
No, that's still the best place I've found. Unfortunately I have no excuses to go back up to the peak until I have a guest over or something.

>>82886269
>the projects I have been given this week have all been relatively self-directed and straightforward
That's good. I imagine it's less stressful that way.
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>>82888491
>you could've looked up screenshots of the game
it's easier 2 ask haha
>it's a colony sim, and a goofy one at that, as stated before
what makes it so goofy?
>doesn't make much difference if i use them within the week or two,
it does actually. i'm pretty sure smol pieces like that would dry out pretty quickly
>besides, i won't have to deal with onions irritating my eyes that way
doesn't the processor already deal with that?
>>82888503
u shouldn't do that :(
it's not nice wenn ppl r scared of u
>>82888519
keep ur secrets then
>Just something to keep in mind for the future.
if i'm gonna go somewhere i'd rather it be far far away from europe...
>Take vitamins, do puzzles, get smart. You got this.
what sorts of puzzles?
>Probably, yeah. I already have to do that for two dogs currently. One of which is too scared to go outside for walks and has to be dragged around, despite being 100 lbs.
massive dogge
y is he so scared i wonder?
>>82889982
>Some of them have lights, desk mats, mouse mats, monitors, and keyboards. Looks very comfy.
i have all of those! Am i deskmaxxed?
>No, that's still the best place I've found. Unfortunately I have no excuses to go back up to the peak until I have a guest over or something.
if i had the moneys i would visit u!
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>>82890301
>i have all of those! Am i deskmaxxed?
I'd say so. Do you like your desk?
>if i had the moneys i would visit u!
Hotels here are very expensive. Unless you want to stay in Chunking mansions (you don't).
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>>82890576
i think it's alright
could use a bit moar room 4 moar monitors haha
>Hotels here are very expensive. Unless you want to stay in Chunking mansions (you don't).
if only i had the moneys...
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Managed to find a new copy of Xenoblade Chronicles 3 for $130 (about 20 burgerbux). I'll always be shocked by how cheap video games are here. I'm gonna play some Mario and call it a day.

>>82891862
>could use a bit moar room 4 moar monitors haha
I used to have two but I don't really miss it much. One is good enough for me.
>if only i had the moneys...
Maybe you'll get a well paying job one day.
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taking it easy on my last day off
feeling a lot better health-wise, which is great
also coworker called me to check up on me, how unexpected and nice of him
he even told me about a "geek con" happening by the end of january, got me all hyped up for it, i'm definitely heading there and he says he is too, which will be fucking great
hopefully i'll be able to meet some new people as well, huh? and i also get to take pictures with cosplayers lol

>>82890301
>it's easier 2 ask haha
true but then again i didn't take many screenshots other than some builds i did for future reference, lol
they're all stashed away into this one discord server i made for storage, so it's kinda hard to get

>what makes it so goofy?
just the graphics, how laid-back the "lore" is told, how ridiculous some things look (like the critters, i mean look at that dartle with its tongue out over there), etc.
it's a goofy sci-fi colony sim, you'll have to see it in action to tell for sure

>it does actually.
does it? i've done it before and it didn't make much of a diffe--
>would dry out pretty quickly
well duh, but if you stash them in a tightly sealed pot, then not much moisture will escape with the cold air

>doesn't the processor already deal with that?
well it's not gas-proof so the onion's irritating mist will still spread out
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>>82892422
>Managed to find a new copy of Xenoblade Chronicles 3 for $130 (about 20 burgerbux). I'll always be shocked by how cheap video games are here. I'm gonna play some Mario and call it a day.
y not play the new game u bought?
>I used to have two but I don't really miss it much. One is good enough for me.
i much enjoy having 2 monitors honestly. It's rather convenient!
>Maybe you'll get a well paying job one day.
hopefully...
>>82892487
what sort of con is it?
r u gonna cosplay?
>true but then again i didn't take many screenshots other than some builds i did for future reference, lol
tell me moar about the game! Tell me all the lore!
>it's a goofy sci-fi colony sim, you'll have to see it in action to tell for sure
is factorio also a colony sim?
>well duh, but if you stash them in a tightly sealed pot, then not much moisture will escape with the cold air
I suppose that's true...
>well it's not gas-proof so the onion's irritating mist will still spread out
just wear glasses!
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>>82890301
Far from Europe? Like where? Murrica? If you do and you swing by Florida then I'll force you to try fried gator B^).
>what sorts of puzzles?
Well, for memory you'd want to do any puzzle that uses memory. Generally for getting a temporary boost in your intelligence you want to do puzzles that are challenging to you. Learning new things helps too, especially if they challenge you.
>massive dogge
He's pretty skinny for his size too, despite how much he eats.
>y is he so scared i wonder?
'Cause he's a big baaaaby. He's a lovebug and loves being pet but all he wants to do is lay down and eat food all day. Loud noises spook him too much. Although he did get hit by a car before, so that probably explains why car noises spook him a lot too. His favorite time to go out is when everyone else is asleep and there are no car noises. Then he loves being outside and will go on longer walks, otherwise he wants to go in ASAP.
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Are you taller than your parents anons? Or was it ogre before it began?
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>>82894067
Yeah, I'm 6'3" and my dad was like 5'10". My mom is like 5'6". Height isn't all it's cracked up to be though. Girls on here never gave a shit about my height and all I have because of it are more joint issues.
>frogs
Love me some frogs.
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>>82893610
>what sort of con is it?
games and pop culture in general, i presume
>r u gonna cosplay?
FUCK no, lol
i really really hate the spotlight in any sense you can interpret it in

>Tell me all the lore!
i think i already did
just some scientists made some experiments and fractured reality, now we're stuck with duplicants who can't even figure out how to build bathrooms to stop soiling themselves unless we tell them to
>is factorio also a colony sim?
that one is a base builder focused on logistics, there isn't much to manage once you automate things, so there's no colony aspect to it
something i imagine would be similar instead is rimworld

>just wear glasses!
i already do, lol
truth be told i have a press thingy that i can use to instantly cut them in cubes but i've been forgetting to use it... and now with the processor, even more reasons not to bust out the knife and glasses

>>82894067
well i'm definitely taller than mom but i'm not sure what my father's height is
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>>82894067
my dad is like 174
i'm 176
>>82893936
>Far from Europe? Like where? Murrica? If you do and you swing by Florida then I'll force you to try fried gator B^).
i'd love 2 try it haha!
>Well, for memory you'd want to do any puzzle that uses memory. Generally for getting a temporary boost in your intelligence you want to do puzzles that are challenging to you. Learning new things helps too, especially if they challenge you.
do u know any examples?
>Cause he's a big baaaaby. He's a lovebug and loves being pet but all he wants to do is lay down and eat food all day. Loud noises spook him too much. Although he did get hit by a car before, so that probably explains why car noises spook him a lot too. His favorite time to go out is when everyone else is asleep and there are no car noises. Then he loves being outside and will go on longer walks, otherwise he wants to go in ASAP.
this makes me sad cuz when we had a dog we just kept him outside 4 the most part
my dad was pretty sad about it as well
>>82894447
>games and pop culture in general, i presume
any sort of event there that caught ur eye?
>i really really hate the spotlight in any sense you can interpret it in
i'm gonna go 2 this Halloween party that my college organized and i'm gonna cosplay as Dante!
>i think i already did
surely there's moar?
>truth be told i have a press thingy that i can use to instantly cut them in cubes but i've been forgetting to use it... and now with the processor, even more reasons not to bust out the knife and glasses
well the processor is moar effective, no?
can it make juice btw?
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>>82894625
We'll have to add fried catfish and spiced chicharrones too B^). Pic related is the latter, they're nice and crunchy!
>do u know any examples?
Not really since I don't really play puzzle games. For learning though, just learning new things tends to be good. Quizzing on it too.

Don't worry too much, though. My dog is the complete opposite of my sister's and he loves being outside and I've had to spank him when he tried to catch oncoming cars. He fears nothing and has to be told to get back inside, also he's a bundle of joy. Dogs usually want to be outside.
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>>82894625
>any sort of event there that caught ur eye?
no, i've never been to a con before
>cosplay as Dante
sounds great, hope you got the haircut for it too :^)
ask yuyuko to make your outfit

>surely there's moar?
there are specifics but they relate to game mechanics, you find out about those through logs and shit, other lost data that you find in ruins
really, gotta play it to know what you're looking for, lol

>well the processor is moar effective, no?
if i want it very finely diced, sure
but if i want onion cubes then not really
>can it make juice
no but the blender can, it comes with a jar for processing and a cup for blending
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>>82878967
Are you taking it easy yet?
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I'm not taking it easy

I'm still worried about the same problems while still taking care of my cats
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>>82887840
uma uma uma ?
>>82888443
>it sure isn't! Wut did u have 2 do with it?
I had to make various mood boards and whatnot for school. Rather frivolous, but I had the chance to relearn the program I guess.
>2day i had 2 make sum fancy text, a fancy kitten pic and colourized sum pears
graphic design is my passion ah
>do u prefer longer or shorter hair?
I suppose I have always preferred longer hair on myself and others.
>i'd definitely would get one if u had one...
kinda like a yawn...
>>82889982
>That's good. I imagine it's less stressful that way.
It is, I enjoy working on projects in my own time and coming up with my own solutions. Sometimes it can be really annoying to follow someone else's directions when you know there's a faster method out there.
>>82892487
>I also get to take pictures with cosplayers lol
Will you cosplay at all ?
>>82894067
My dad is 5'8 and my mom is 5'11.... It was ogre before it started but not for height reasons, lol
>>82895177
>ask yuyuko to make your outfit
huh
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>>82893610
>y not play the new game u bought?
It's not been delivered.
>It's rather convenient!
I don't think it's much more convenient than just putting two windows side by side, and I don't do that very often.

>>82894067
No, I'm the product of what happens when you marry a very short woman. I'm taller than my uncle and maternal grandfather, at least. Pretty sure I'm the shortest anon in this thread by a fair amount. Some of the girls here are taller than me...

>>82896857
>Sometimes it can be really annoying to follow someone else's directions when you know there's a faster method out there.
I can imagine. I have a hard time doing research work that I'm not that interested in.
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>>82896857
>Will you cosplay at all ?
as stated before:
HELL no.

>huh
aren't you the one who likes sewing outfits here?

>>82897005
>spoiler
gimme some numbers then, shorty :^)
>t. shorty
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earlier this morning, my manager told me that the higher-ups want to have a meeting with me this upcoming saturday. i asked her what it was about, and she said she didn't know, maybe a performance review. i really don't believe that's the case because i know for a fact that we won't be having those until mid-november, and i wouldn't be the first to go anyway, since they go in alphabetical order and my last name wouldn't come up first
gah i'm so nervous about it, its been on my mind all day. i keep thinking back if i somehow messed something up or if i possibly said something that could have been misunderstood and offended a client or something. i had a lot of loan meetings this month. to top it off i have my dentist appointment on saturday as well, so now im worried about two things for the same day. i wish my manager didn't tell me until friday afternoon instead of today this morning so i didn't have to dwell on it for so long

anyway enough about me. i'm curious, how do you guys start your day? like, whenever you wake up what routine do you go through before getting started on whatever you have planned for the day, whether it's work, school or fun
1/2

>>82881943
you VILL go touch ze grass and you VILL like ZET
>>82882727
>Which easytaker is the most peggable?
made you look!
>>82883104
do you need glasses maybe?
>>82892422
>Mario
which one? and which is your favorite?
also you aren't the shortest easy taker, if i'm remembering your height correctly
>>82894067
no i'm short compared to my parents, their both very tall. i'm 5'4, my dad is 6'7 and my mom was 6'1. i guess i didn't get their genes when it came to height. which i'm ok with, i would have liked to be a bit taller but not 6' lol
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>>82898206
2/2
not a fan of this new captcha!
>>82878967
>>82896084
what this guy asked. also how's the computer situation going? i haven't been lurking as much as i usually do lately so im a bit out of the loop on everyone
>>82894415
file name + picture made me laugh haha. i can def see the red one telling his froggy friends that
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>>82878967
hello everynyan, ui anon is so close to finally stop with this fucking exams one after another after another after another

i wanna play vidya

i wanna watch youtub

i wanna to nap

i wanna eat pizzer

i can't do shit man, what the actual fuck, i wake up, study, go to class then come back, do some stupid group project then go back to bed again..

but i'm so close, so, so close the be freeeeee
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>>82898261
did you ever recon with your minecraft friend?
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>>82898206
>do you need glasses maybe?
no, i'm a mutant with variable eyesight
despite growing up glued to screens nearly 16h a day, i don't need glasses to read or see, there are only 3 things that i need to reach a falcon-tier sight
>sleep 8 hours
>sleep in the dark
>stay hydrated
that's it, really

>meeting with me this upcoming saturday.
oh hey, someone's getting a promotion and/or a raise
good on you

>how do you guys start your day?
lessee...
>open eyes
>turn on the night lamp near me
>turn off humidifier, ac, and synthwave music
>lie in bed for a bit wanting to kill myself
>get up
>take a leak, wash face, grab some salted crackers
>put crackers in bag along with headset
>change clothes
>go to fuckin' work

p.s. start working on that lorebook to get your mind off of things if you're stressed
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Even shopkeepers are visibly scared of me. I didn't want this. I wanted to hurt bad people. I have gone too far. I Won't stop though, wrench.
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>>82897548
>gimme some numbers
Somewhere between 5'5 and 5'6 depending on how much I'm slouching.

>>82898206
Hopefully it's nothing too bad. Might even be something good if you're lucky.
>how do you guys start your day?
Usually I just check my emails and reply to any messages I've been sent. Then crack a YouTube video on and eat breakfast if I need to go somewhere. Otherwise I just stay in bed for a while and browse 4chan. Living the dream...
>which one?
3D World. I didn't actually play it last night but I will this evening.
>which is your favorite?
Galaxy. Lovely soundtrack and I have a bunch of fond memories playing it as a lad.
>you aren't the shortest easy taker
I'll take podium position...

>>82898261
Best of luck with your exams! You'll be done before you know it.
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The church bells rang in time with my footsteps tonight. I have an uncontrollable amount of hatred inside of me, and I can't stop the vigilante nonsense. I was a good man, a working man, a regular person, but I can't stop, I try, but I just hunt, night after night. A junkie approached me and asked me for 20p. I gave him 20 pounds instead, because he was obviously a good person, despite being a junkie. Today I didn't carry the wrench, I carried pliers, if you know what that implies. I was that angry. This isn't me, why do I keep doing it?
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>>82898225
I love that frog pic so much :). Frog reaction pictures are always beloved to me. One day those frogs will meet the big frog in person and it'll be life changing.
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>>82898261
I don't think I'm familiar with you, Ui anon. I forgot to include this in my last post but: What are you studying? Forgive me if you've told me before and I've forgotten. In exchange, have this picture of some woolly mice.
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>>82897005
>I have a hard time doing research work that I'm not that interested in.
When I was in school, I would dread doing work I didn't like to the point where... well. Here we are, heh. But yeah. uh. hah.

What do you not enjoy researching ? ai ?

>>82897548
> aren't you the one who likes sewing outfits here?
I get paid to do that :>

But yes, you would be correct. Guya should come to america, I will turn him into the ultimate dante cosplayer.

>>82898206
>how do you guys start your day?
>wake up
>check phone
>go back to sleep

>>82894415
Animal anon, please review this image it very real and not at all a drawing
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>>82899425
That giraffe vibes with that universe. The seal and owl are also clearly going on an adventure. I love that picture. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/27WVsOFnMj8
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>>82898225
i'm trying haha
I got my computer fixed. but I lost a lot of data unfortunately
>earlier this morning, my manager told me that the higher-ups want to have a meeting with me this upcoming saturday.
mayb it's something relating 2 ur scholarships! Ur an exceptional worker, arne't u? Mayhap they wanna reward u somehow?
And don't be nervous, ur gonna do just fine!
>anyway enough about me. i'm curious, how do you guys start your day? like, whenever you wake up what routine do you go through before getting started on whatever you have planned for the day, whether it's work, school or fun
I don't really have a routine
I usually wake up at like 6 and get up at like 7or like 8. If i don't have anything better 2 do, i do all my essentials, like breakfast, tea and washing up and then i usually go back 2 sleep
>>82894728
not a fan of fish, but i'd give it a try!
how do u learn new things usually?
>Dogs usually want to be outside.
shouldn't they still b kept inside 4 the most part with their humans?
>>82895177
well i do hope u'll enjoy it
never been 2 a con myself either
>sounds great, hope you got the haircut for it too :^)
i do!
I always cut my hair like dante haha
>ask yuyuko to make your outfit
I'd ask yuyuko 2 make me an outifit right away if i lived in murica
unfortunately, i had 2 settle down with buying the jacket lol
>there are specifics but they relate to game mechanics, you find out about those through logs and shit, other lost data that you find in ruins
really, gotta play it to know what you're looking for, lol
is there a favourite piece of lore that u found?
>but if i want onion cubes then not really
what do u use those 4?
>no but the blender can, it comes with a jar for processing and a cup for blending
awesome! Have u tried it yet?
>>82898261
gud luck with ur exams, ui anon!
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Anon, you got the right idea. Brain's a fucking meat computer that just froze up, yeah? I feel ya, stared at those slides so long I thought I was gonna turn into a goddamn slide myself. Bayes Theorem? More like Bayes "FUCK YOU" Theorem, right? And who the hell came up with group peer evals? Torture device invented by sadists, that's what.

Cold pizza and frog compilations? Now that's what I call a fucking plan. Just add a bowl of cheesy popcorn and you're living the dream. Freedom? Ha! That shit's for people who don't have to deal with deadlines and early mornings. Anon, you're feeling the college struggle, but you know what? Fuck it. Enjoy those fucking frogs and that pizza. It's gonna be a wild ride till finals are over.

Here's to hoping your next brain freeze is as pleasant as possible. Now, pass the fucking pizza.
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>>82878967
"R u taking it easy?" Fuck no, Anonymous. Only weak-willed pups "take it easy." The rest of us are out here knotting bitches and making money. This entire thread smells like stale tendies and crippling depression. Go outside and get your muzzles dirty instead of whining on an imageboard, you pathetic curs.

>>82888503
Holy shit, you're not a "danger," you're a fucking loser with a wrench, Anon. "I'm a large man," you say? Yeah, a large target. You think scaring some wagecucks makes you a badass? All this "uncontrollable hatred" schtick is just you coping with being a friendless, sexually frustrated mutt. Try channeling that energy into yiffing instead of this LARP. You'll get more satisfaction, guaranteed.

>>82898206
>how do you guys start your day?
I wake up, bust a fat nut to some cub porn, and then laugh at all you miserable fucks stressing about your meaningless jobs and dentist appointments. You're worried about a "performance review"? Aww, is the little corporate slave scared of massa's whip? Pathetic. Grow a pair of balls, or better yet, just tuck your tail between your legs and accept you're nothing but a cog in the machine.

>>82894067
"Are you taller than your parents anons?" What a fucking pathetic question. Obsessing over height like it's the only thing that'll get your dick wet. Most of you are probably manlets crying into your anime pillows anyway. I could be a 5-foot twink foxboy and I'd still have more game than any of you insecure giants. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the knot, if you catch my drift, Anonymous.
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>>82899483
hello anon!
r u taking it easy?
wut r u studying exactly? R u finding it enjoyable? Apart from the boring lectures i suppose haha
>And who the hell came up with group peer evals?
what exactly do u do during those? Do u just evaluate ur classmates?
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>>82899474
Catfish has some lovely flavor to it, especially if prepared right. Doesn't taste like the usual fish.
>how do u learn new things usually?
I just find something I wanna learn about, either from Youtube or whatever and then I google around, read wiki articles, look for papers on google scholar and so on. For programming or game development there are usually blogs and stuff too.
>shouldn't they still b kept inside 4 the most part with their humans?
I think they just want to be with their owners, mostly. So long as they get to be near you, I'm sure they're happy. So you just gotta go outside if they're outside :).
>>82899483
White cheddar popcorn :). Here's a frog for that anon.
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>>82878967
It's the end of the week for me, they gave me the day off tomorrow. And some time ago, some goodies came in the mail that I ordered a few days ago.
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>>82899516
>Catfish has some lovely flavor to it, especially if prepared right. Doesn't taste like the usual fish.
how does it taste like, then?
>I just find something I wanna learn about, either from Youtube or whatever and then I google around, read wiki articles, look for papers on google scholar and so on.
the problem is that i can't focus at all when reading large works haha
>For programming or game development there are usually blogs and stuff too.
r u interested in that 2?
>I think they just want to be with their owners, mostly. So long as they get to be near you, I'm sure they're happy. So you just gotta go outside if they're outside :).
i didn't spend as much time as i wanted with him unfortunately :(
>>82899555
wut did u order, anon?
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>>82899593
It's a meaty taste that's pretty pleasant. I can't really describe it, you can't even really say "it tastes like chicken", since it's not like that. It just doesn't taste all gamey like a lot of other fish does though. Grouper is also pretty good. Same thing with that though, it actually tastes more like catfish than anything else but it's also not as soft of a meat which is nice.
>the problem is that i can't focus at all when reading large works haha
Gotta work on your focus first then B^). Come up with a little game or two to do when you're doing some random chore. Something like "recite X set of lines whenever you go to throw something away."
>r u interested in that 2?
I've done it before, but it's been ages now. The whole Unity debacle killed a lot of my drive to work on game development and then IRL circumstances came in like I was a pair of towers.
>i didn't spend as much time as i wanted with him unfortunately :(
Just gotta do better next time if you do get a dog, don't worry too much about it. Can't change the past, after all. You can only learn from it and mold your future accordingly.
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>>82899593
I feel like I have to say what I ordered since I got trips. 8 pairs of panties from "Aerie". Last week "somehow" my order was missing the rest of the order...The polyethylene mail was opened and the contents inside were wet like someone dumped a bottle of water inside the opening or left out in the rain...Aere sent me the pairs that I was missing free of charge along with fast shipping too.
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Wrench time motherfuckers
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>>82899443
>That giraffe vibes with that universe.
Something something the lion. Thank you for sharing this with me. Please post whales :>

Btw, thanks for your advice about the mint! The flea population of my room has slowly but surely started to decrease. It's not easy, but my living conditions are slowly becoming somewhat bearable.

>>82899753
Why are you advertising for a misc. women's loungewear company here. What kind of capitalist shill are you, anon ?
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>>82900166
Well you asked what did I get. I am surprised you didn't say anything about why in heck was my order wet in the first place...
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>>82896857
>I had to make various mood boards and whatnot for school. Rather frivolous, but I had the chance to relearn the program I guess.
how well did u do? Was it hard 2 learn? We're working with a very old version of Photoshop haha
>graphic design is my passion ah
haha, yeah. The images we have 2 edit r all rather silly
>I suppose I have always preferred longer hair on myself and others.
Finally, someone who appreciates my hair choices!
>kinda like a yawn...
yeah, except moar deadly!
How was work 2day?
>>82899628
can u make sushi out of it?
>Gotta work on your focus first then B^). Come up with a little game or two to do when you're doing some random chore. Something like "recite X set of lines whenever you go to throw something away."
how do u improve ur focus?
>I've done it before, but it's been ages now. The whole Unity debacle killed a lot of my drive to work on game development and then IRL circumstances came in like I was a pair of towers.
what happened with unity?
>Just gotta do better next time if you do get a dog, don't worry too much about it. Can't change the past, after all. You can only learn from it and mold your future accordingly.
i don't think my parents r gonna get a dog any time soon
>>82899753
ah ur panty anon
how have u been?
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>>82900166
Happy to share memes B^). Here's some whale content, as requested. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yn4fN5E_3M

No problem and I'm glad it's helped out! Hopefully your living conditions will be properly livable B^).
>>82900213
I wouldn't try to make sushi out of catfish. Unless it was farm raised and certified to not have parasites. I doubt it'd taste all that great as far as sushi goes. Isn't it better to use stronger tasting fish? I've never really had sushi so I'unno.
>how do u improve ur focus?
Hardcore gaming >B^). I'll play something really intense and work on properly "threading the needle" on whatever it is that I'm playing.
>what happened with unity?
Ex-EA executive took over and decided he was gonna shit on their license agreements. Also they've been spying more and more on their developers, according to the EULA bits I was reading.
>i don't think my parents r gonna get a dog any time soon
Well, when you get your own once you move out at least.
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>>82900213
>ah ur panty anon
Hi~
Tired and work is starting to cut hours. I have tomorrow or rather today off now (Friday).
What do you think happened to my order of new undies last week? Mailer was opened, few undies gone missing and water inside the envelope and of course the undies that were still in the envelope were wet.
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I have to endure a weekend of tooth pain until monday's dentist appointment
>mfw so many anons have dentist trouble
brush your teeth, anons
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Very long day today. At least it's over now and I can take it easy.

>>82899425
>What do you not enjoy researching ? ai ?
I've done a lot of projects in my capacity as an RA, some were very interesting. Some were pretty boring, but I'm mostly just sick to death of AI research...
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>>82900342
>I wouldn't try to make sushi out of catfish. Unless it was farm raised and certified to not have parasites. I doubt it'd taste all that great as far as sushi goes. Isn't it better to use stronger tasting fish? I've never really had sushi so I'unno.
i see
is salmon a strong tasting fish then?
>Hardcore gaming >B^). I'll play something really intense and work on properly "threading the needle" on whatever it is that I'm playing.
wut do u game apart from map games
doesn't seem 2 help me :(
>Ex-EA executive took over and decided he was gonna shit on their license agreements. Also they've been spying more and more on their developers, according to the EULA bits I was reading.
it's always EA, isn't it?
>Well, when you get your own once you move out at least.
mby i will, not sure
never owned a pet personally
>>82900393
>Tired and work is starting to cut hours. I have tomorrow or rather today off now (Friday).
that's nice
u can take it easy
>what happened
mby someone stole them
>>82900415
i try 2! But i can't help but 4get sometimes
>>82901458
wut did u do 2day?
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I been taking sunlight lately, mostly because my mother force me to, but I like it, mostly because I'm vitamin D deficient anyway
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>>82897005
>It's not been delivered.
how long will it take 2 deliver?
>I don't think it's much more convenient than just putting two windows side by side, and I don't do that very often.
I find it that one monitor is usually 2 smol 4 that
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>>82901989
>that's nice
>u can take it easy
I will
>mby someone stole them
Maybe or maybe not, I don't know. Still...I want to know how my new undies got all wet while still in the envelope. Last week it was raining for a day or two straight but why would someone either leave my package out in the rain or dump a whole water bottle full of water inside the envelope?
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>>82903393
well u can always just dry them out, it's no biggie
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Look, I'm still depressed and worried about my fucked up life

But if anyone want more pictures of my cats, just let me know
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taking it easy after work
today i was actually able to focus, despite the fucklots of snot in my nose and lungs
made some progress today, i wonder what i should do with my weekend other than rest up and recover 100% by the next week...

>>82899474
>never been 2 a con myself either
well good luck to us both then

>I always cut my hair like dante haha
huh, nice
i also cut my hair like that but mine's wavy, so it kinda twists backward and to the sides instead

>if i lived in murica
mail exists

>is there a favourite piece of lore that u found?
hmm... i guess the log entries relating to teleportation
they basically detail how some gravitas scientists were repulsed by the concept, saying one just can't kill and reconstruct a dupe everytime they teleport, lol
they don't seem to mind though

>>82899425
>I get paid to do that :>
but you also enjoy that, so...
>Guya should come to america
see above, mail exists
get him to send you the sizes you'll need and ship it over

>>82898917
>Somewhere between 5'5 and 5'6
yeah that's like, a bit above average for a girl but a bit below for a guy
well at least you don't have troubles fitting in car seats... or bump your head on things much



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