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Ignore impolite moids

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/

/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
https://rentry.org/biofem_OP
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>>82896253
KILL FOIDS
RAPE FOIDS
CUT FOIDS GUTS OUT WITH A CHAINSAW
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I am a polite moid so you cannot ignore me
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manifesting kiss on the cheek from a foid after a hard day
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What's the point of even posting this thread anymore. Anyone but actual biofems reply to this
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>>82896921
its how it should be, this discussion thread was never meant for a place like this
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>>82893736
>based not the same but I felt really cute in my red riding hood costume I did before, the hood is comfy
Well, the only real difference is carrying around a basket full of toy guns. : )
>I know what you mean about things you can't explain but still being stubborn. I think a ghost would have to bop me on the nose and say ooga booga before I'd admit it I just wanna chill
On my own, I probably would have believed in EVERYTHING supernatural; but my father and older brother were too good with the rational explanations.

>>82894097
>ur a little?
Yes. 4'11" in fact.
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>>82896921
based and computer illiterate pilled
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>What is a profession you admire but could never be a part of?
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Male here, do any of you like beer? Do any of you like it enough to spilt a pitcher with someone? It's been said that beer is more popular with men, but I am also terminally online.
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Important announcement: I love women
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resting my head on foid's hairy pussy
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>>82897241
what does spilt a pitcher mean?

i only like asahi when it comes to beer. but ive only tried 2 beers lmao
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>>82897289
It's 60 ounces poured into pints usually. Sharing one (or two) can be a very fun time desu
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>>82897383
thats a LOT of beer, if it was good beer id totally do that with someone (like a partner i love and trust cause im scared to drink otherwise)
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>>82897222
>>What is a profession you admire but could never be a part of?
Law Enforcement.
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>>82897190
>I probably would have believed in EVERYTHING supernatural; but my father and older brother were too good with the rational explanations
Also a lot of the people who believe in supernatural stuff do it to make themselves feel special, and it actually makes them a lot less interesting. Good on you for not going buying into it.
>>82897222
Michelin chefs. I couldn't imagine the level of stress working in a starred restaurant for shit pay and the possibility of getting fired and blacklisted for a small mistake.
>>82897241
>do any of you like beer?
I don't not like it. It's not my first choice. Only exception is when I'm out for sushi where I get at least a one bottle of Ichiban.
> Do any of you like it enough to spilt a pitcher with someone?
Depending on what it is, yes. I'm not going to split of pitcher of some 13.5% peanut butter-cranberry IPA made by some local trust fund kiddy. But if someone wants to split a pitcher of Modelo at a Mexican restaurant I wouldn't object.

And yes, beer is much more popular with men.
>>82897289
>but ive only tried 2 beers lmao
You're not missing much anyway.
>>82897444
That plays a big part in it too. I get happy and huggy when I'm drunk, so I often only drink around people I know and trust, or when I am certain someone else is taking me home.
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>>82896921
Pls pls pls need new group
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You chased everyone away already.
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>>82897241
Girls here love baileys and tequila
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>>82898162
baileys and tequila are gross. im a vodka gal myself
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>>82898162
baileys and tequila mixed...together??
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>>82898643
not mixed lol
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>>82898162
>Girls here love baileys and tequila
I prefer a nice emerald daiquiri.
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>>82898162
>Girls here love baileys
No. I'm not a boomer or an alcoholic.
>tequila
C-tier base. Vodka and rum are much better.
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>>82899041
>>82898464
Vodka is maybe the saddest alcohol in existence.
Just drink gasoline at that point.
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>>82899791
is easy to mix and easy to drink, fuck you man
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i dont like the weird fetishisation of mid women and saying theyre better cause it literally sounds like an insult and makes me sad. i know im mid but i wanna feel like the most attractive girl in a man's eyes

kinda way too much to ask for nowadays
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>>82900018
I kinda like ugly girls. they turn me on a lot more than really pretty girls.
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>>82896253
women arent real and all the jews know it. I have yet to see a woman IRL.
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>>82900018
its just safe horny and male pickmeism. same as men pretending they prefer fat women or women older than 30.
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>>82900601
feel like a lot of men dont actually pretend to like fat women or women over 30, but this is different, because they feel the need to announce it so much more but it also puts the girl down at the same time, idk
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>>82900639
depends how they're announcing it. if they outright say "mid girls are better" then yeah they're putting them down and damning with faint praise.
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>>82900664
some have said that but my ex (and some other people, not exactly like this but similar) would say stuff like
>mid girls are better because they bake and are more homely and arent sluts, like you
like wow man thanks
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vigurously thrusting into mid women and making them feel beautiful and loved
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>>82899926
>easy to drink
If you are an alcoholic or slavic.
But all slavs are alcoholics.
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>>82900675
yeah that's a put down. it's also true but it's a put down. I'm sure you didn't think he was the top tier of male beauty.
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>>82900857
i dont really think thats true, women of all types can be "sluts", cant bake or be "homely", and vice versa

idk, i couldnt find him very attractive because he acted like he was super attractive despite being 300lbs, barely showered and had acne. physically i didnt really care but his gay ass ego was off putting
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>>82899791
or just buy a better vodka
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>>82899791
>dude drink beer and get a huge gut like me
>nah I'll drink my vodka
OMG
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>>82896253
I'm on shark week and my tummy hurts a lot. I couldn't sleep all night. I feel weak just sitting at my computer. Help me girls
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>>82901717
I have one of these I'd lend it to you if I could. Also weird but if you have a lava lamp and let it heat up then hold it to your stomach it works even better
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>>82901739
Anon that is so cute and the name is Kata!!!! so cute, I think I am goimg to cry
>lava lamp
I dont, I usually just hold my blanket to my belly
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here's a question of the day for you guys, what's your favorite thing about the internet?
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>>82901777
hentai and porn and online shopping
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>>82901777
youtube and torrents
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>>82900018
>i wanna feel like the most attractive girl in a man's eyes
When you really click with someone, you'll very quickly start to look more attractive to each other.

>>82901717
>shark week
I think you're the first person I've met who also calls in that.

>>82901777
Being able to get a quick answer about almost anything, even if it's really obscure.
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>>82901777
I can look at any animal I want anytime I want
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>>82901717
Aside from painkillers and dietary changes I found that everything else is bogus, less inflammatory food could help lessen the symptoms overtime but not a guarantee. Tbh even when it doesn't hurt much I still lose sleep so pain is probably inevitable.
Nature just hates women.
I hope men pay for it
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Moid here, how aggressive should I be when pursuing a woman who's shown some level of interest? I was talking to someone on discord and she seemed interested, kept replying to everything I said and dm'd me for a bit, but nothing spicy and a lot of it was short not quite one word stuff that I didn't quite know how to respond to, but it was quick responses. We lived a few hours apart and shared some interests, but I couldn't figure out how to bring up going meeting up to hang out without it feeling really awkward and pushy, so I didn't. I guess I'm just bad at flirting (I think we were both bad at flirting), because my only relationships were with people I knew as friends first, so that awkwardness was gone by the time we started flirting.

She's gone, but I want to get better at judging when to push and when not to, because if I had pushed harder, maybe we could have hit it off. How do I get good at that?
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>>82901821
>I think you're the first person I've met who also calls in that.
It should be more popular, it is so cute
>>82901880
>everything else is bogus
laying on my left side really helps, but yeah otherwise
>hurt much I still lose sleep
oof, i usually don't lose sleep but i get reallyy strong cramps every now and then
>Nature just hates women.
imagine how much childbirth hurts... even with anaesthesia it apparently feels like period cramps
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>>82901616
>beer
That is not much better.

>>82901530
This always makes me laugh.
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Drinking electric guava smirnoff and thinking about watching the new adventure time episode. Huntress Wizard and Fiona are going to meet up or something looks crazy
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>>82900889
i mean its largely true, there are exceptions of course. he sounds hideously unattractive and I am judging you for going out with that kind of guy.
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>>82901938
If you have to pursue then it's over, sorry.
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>>82902276
Yeah. Funny when the memes leak into real life before real life leaks into memes.
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>>82902276
>new adventure time episode
that is still going on?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-8iPfI-o4
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>>82896253
don't use the archive website link when the last most recent thread is still recent enough to be linked to natively. and include questions or do not be the one to bake.
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>>82902874
The ones without questions seem to do better for some reason though. I put a bunch of effort into yesterday's and nobody liked it kek
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i feel like i could twist my head off my neck like fruit off a branch. not that i have the physical capacity. not that i don't. but like it is this only thing that would bring physical relief.
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>>82902879
the thread doing shitty once yesterday is not the same fact as "questionless ops do better" even if you dishonestly phrase it that way. get over your sensitivities. drawing a conclusion that irrational must mean you tie your identity to being op too much. which is exactly why you should step back if you can't make threads correctly and without feeling insulted if people don't bite on a batch of questions.
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>>82903069
That was my first time ever making an op thread I was just /noticing/. The one before mine was questionless and did well too so that's 2 vs 1. Do better next thread instead of screeching at me I'm not making another one unless I get a super good idea
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>>82903087
i haven't interacted with a thread in a bit except to look at the op, see that's it still shit, and scroll on.

i'm "screeching" because i told you to grow up? screeching at someone in reply to say that they are screeching because they told you to grow up is extra double baby shit.
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>>82903118
Your armchairing is the screeching, fagette
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>>82903122
>>82903118
women on women violence
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>>82900018
That's not fetishisation, it's self delusion. It's like girls when they say they do make up and all that for themselves and not for them. Same logic.

Men repeat that to themselves (because it hasn't been an incel only thing for years) to try and convince themselves to temper expectations. It doesn't work because it's retarded and you are still heavily focusing on looks anyway, a person you like a lot will easily be attractive in the long run.
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>What is the most memorable meal you've ever had? (It can be good or bad.) What made it so memorable?
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>>82903164
I didn't mean to be a lightning rod
Also am I the only one that puts my 4chan discussions in ai to ask what people are thinking
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>>82903229
Are you an autistic male?
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>>82903251
No female neet with no social skills. Sorry to the anon above I didn't get what she was thinking
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>>82903229
That is insanely next level autism.
How old are you?
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>>82903164
>women
who the fuck are you kidding?
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friday euronight bump
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>>82902879
>I put a bunch of effort into yesterday's and nobody liked it kek
I answered them.

>>82903209
Worst was a meal I had years ago at a little restaurant in New York. Service was slow and crappy, the orders were messed up, and my bf got served a piece of fried chicken which somehow had steaming hot skin but stone-cold meat.



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