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This is a stick up! Scrotes post your hand pics and no one gets hurt
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>>82905188
I won't unless you make me
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>>82905188
How about i shove my hand up your ass instead?
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the hand is what it does
- married masturbator
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>>82905198
>>82905199
HANDS IN THE BAG NOW
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Ah snap
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>>82905242
Good... now the rest of you
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nona thats too lewd...
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No you could be trans
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>>82905188
no, last time i posted it foids called my hand fat and weird and now i think my hands look cringe. im not going through that humiliation ritual again, foid, i'm keeping my hands to myself.
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>>82905188
Nah, working in the sun for 10 years turned me into brownoid and made my hands leathery and stubby from the hard labor
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>>82905188
Scrote is a *very* derogatory term, please don't use it. I won't post my hand now that I feel disrespected.
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Nona is a hand slut and needs at least five to get off
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>>82905283
no
>>82905289
maybe it was just a bad angle. take a chance anon!
>>82905305
>>82905312
cocks gun
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>>82905370
what's in it for me? Do I get a reward for showing you my hands?
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>>82905392
Um... you live to see another day?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A76S0asa10
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I want to be held at gunpoint by an anime girl irl
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Here ya go, m80
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>t.wristlet
it's over
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>>82905188
no because you're going to recognize me you gross freak
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>>82905188
>shameless asking for fap material like it's nothing
Have you tried not objectifying innocent anons?
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>>82905485
Posting in a thread with a gorilla.
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i only have this one from a few days ago
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>>82905611
>gun pointed at his head
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It's stupid that no females will lower their goddamn standards and settle for holding my hand, just because they want big rough calloused blue collar hypermasculine veiny muscular trad Chad hands to choke them out instead. Women have horrid tastes in hands.
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another black tradition stolen
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>>82905645
um no sweaty its not pointed at his head
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>>82905647
what happened to your thumbnail
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>>82905647
i won the lottery i have rough looking blue collar hands even tho im a skinnynerd. mine look like this >>82905242
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>82905647
>82905611
>82905485
>82905478
>82905450
>82905242
Hands that have never touched a woman, and never will
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>>82905729
post yours next
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>>82905675
Got it smashed in a door when I was like 5, got into the habit of picking at the cuticle and just never kicked the habit. It's been 25 years and I keep periodically picking at it so it's never straightened out
>>82905696
Veins veins veins I hate the veins
I just hate the feeling of veins
It makes me uncomfortable thinking of how we rely on these little tubes to transport the blood that keeps us alive. What if a tube gets blocked or I just lie down funny and block one and then die? And the feeling of when I'm stretching a certain way and the veins pop out on my hands, I fucking hate hate hate it. Ugh. UGH. I want to wear gloves all the time so I never notice when my veins pop out. Ugh.
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>>82905188
okay
happy? :)
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>>82905792
my friend knew a guy who passed out drunk and was slumped on his leg weird, lost circulation and had to get it amputated
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>>82905696
If you win the lottery then post your own hands, not just link the mind and say they are the same

>>82905792
This is what jealousy looks like
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only my future gf will get my hand pics, you can die in a hole
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>>82905826
cuck. a real man sluts out his hands for foids until he is trapped in a relationship.
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here ya go, OP.
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>>82905817
>This is what jealousy looks like
Nope, I had these feelings when I was in elementary school long before I knew women had the preferences that they do (if anything at that point girls would call the overly manly guys gross and call my hands cute)
>>82905811
See, it's stuff like that that I was terrified of as a kid and still am. No jealousy here, just probably mental illness tier paranoia except maybe not because that fucking happened holy shit I am 100/% justified goddammit
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>>82905242
so these are the hands of the man who once told me that my music taste was shit, or something like that. I'm much more resentful than what you think...
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>>82905188
old pic, yes i know i needed my nails cut
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>>82905242
mike i'm curious do you build stuff for a living?
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>>82905916
You were spamming YouTube links on gioyc and I said something like if you're trying to talk to me then you'll have to use words because I'm not going to click on any links. You were talking at me and not with me. Same thing you do chasing me around the board here
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>>82905188
this is from a while ago but i lost my watch
people would pick on me in school
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>>82905971
I'm an app developer. I build furniture doing metal work, wood work, make art, sew canvas to create clothing, currently building a tactical helmet. Much more. I've had many offers to buy what I build but its All hobbies.
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>>82905188
i don't wanna take a new one, here
:)
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how old does my hands look
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I'd post mine but it's ruined by my dark skin LOL
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>>82905188
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
why is /r9k/ so fucking gay
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>>82906143
its obligatory
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>>82905188
pretty sure there are still some in the archives if you look for my old trip
i ain't risking another 3-day because of that, you can fucking fire
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Alright, alright. Here's my lefty. Can I go now?
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>>82906285
chatgpt extrapolate brand names and watch time given the earth's rotation and orbit from the sun
houses in Houston texas
bingo
I'm in
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what are foids looking for in a hand picture? i have two but i dont like either, i need to take a third i think
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>>82906486
dehydration, mostly
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>>82906486
if you can choke fuck them without being a creep
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>>82906453
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK THEY KNOW WHERE I AM

I HAVE A GUN

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FORESKIN
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>>82906531
out of curiosity i took a dozen pictures choking myself, both one and two handed. damn. i have the creep-choke, i think.
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>>82906751
ur cooked
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everyone itt has cute hands
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>>82906838
i really am
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>>82905611
>>82905798
>>82906924
best pics in the thread, hands down
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>>82907036
mm... down, where?
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>>82905188
No I have faggy hands.
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Foids really get off to moid hands lmfao
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>>82907036
I hate that you liked the nazi's hand. Fuck you anon
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ok you can have one (1) hand
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>>82906924
>>82905611
Perfect
>>82905965
Cut your nails please
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My lefty if fuckin rough. I was getting 5 finger fillet down (the knife game song). And I had a fractured metacarpal 5 from a month back that healed wrong. I btfo a fag who spiked my pot with meth, went off and smashed a wall. Turns out aupport beams and brick behind drywall breaks bones. My right is less fucked but has the same fracture which healed waaaay worse.
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Chunky sausage fingers incoming
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>>82907374
your hands will be crippled when you get older
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>>82907308
which pic is yours?
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>>82907308
why are you so mad anon?
dis is an original comment
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>all the simps posting hands for a troon
I wish all of this guys could be rounded up against a wall. They are the reason women treat men like shit and get away with it.
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My hands always get so bloody and cracky in the wintertime v_v
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>>82907450
Nah, they'll be fine. Pretty sure we're heading cp2077 ways anyhow
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>>82907475
well, it's just hands. it's harmless, and it's fun to be seen and to compare yours to others'. i wouldn't ever post a pic of my body or record lewd audio just because i thought some maybe-woman maybe-troon might get off on it
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>>82907499
Nice buckling spring kb. Please clean it though.
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>>82907536
fucking lol i was wondering if i was the only one who stoppped to look at the keyboard and not the hand
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>>82907536
I can't clean the grime, it's original from the 80's. It's come off on the keys I use most so it illustrates my typing habits.
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>>82905242
geezer
>>82905450
anger issues
>>82905478
smooth effeminate hands
>>82905485
twink werewolf
>>82905611
heil
>>82905647
brownoid
>>82905798
metal
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>>82905965
femboy/woman
>>82905998
milky white
>>82906027
troon
>>82906047
ogre
>>82906241
herpetophile
>>82906924
breakfast is ciggies and black coffee
british twink/
>>82907311
third world lighting
>>82907374
junkie
>>82907407
ogretwink
>>82907499
twinkdeath
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>>82905188
don't shoot me. I'm complying!
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>>82907606
>ogretwink

What the fuck does this mean
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Fag hands enjoy
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>>82907673
Pretty white foid hands i ship you with the nazi anon
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>>82907673
jesus christ, that thumbnail made me think it was a photoshop
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I'm not a khhv
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>6 hours
Good job jannies you fucking retards
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here is my black and fat ugly hand
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>>82907796
>black
Nigga what
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>>82907796
cut your nails fatty
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>>82907105
on your clit
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>>82907036
>>82907461
ty for liking my nazi hand you can hold it if you want
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>>82907796
Bro, you're the blackest nigger I've ever seen!!!
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>>82907606
>junkie
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIIS?
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>>82908368
nta but i also thought the same your skin is literally rotting and you ask how we know you're a junkie
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>>82907606
>femboy/woman
i dont know if this is a good or bad thing
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>>82905188
The vengeful wrench of god.
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hand thread
gulp..........
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>>82908501
Which is your favorite hand neptune-chan
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>>82907606
>troon
i just like nail polish lol
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>>82908501
Which are your favorites neppy
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>>82907606
>third world lighting
fact checked: true (canada)
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>>82908511
>>82908517
idk what you're talking about i don't like hands or anything!!!!!!
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>>82908533
Team Feet keeps winning
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>>82908544
wait go back nvm i enjoy hands
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>>82908514
>>82906027
pretty nails, yes or no to giving a long slow oily and intimate handjob?
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>>82908514
Nice nails, never seen some like that.
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>>82905188
Not gonna post my hand but just got done finger blasting some old hag.
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>>82908549
Ok which ones are your favorite?
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>>82908566
thanks, they're just magnetic gel polish over a black base coat.. then simply taking the magnet around the edges for an illusion of depth, then cure with a UV lamp.. one finger at a time because i did them myself. it's also a soak off polish so it's kind of a nuisance coming off as well. they're worth the effort tho, a simple picture doesn't really do it justice.
>>82908565
um, they're not really my preference, but i guess if that's what who i'm seeing wants.. i guess i wouldn't really object?
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to the anons who posted their hands and got no yous I know that feel. fuck these stupid hoes asking for hand pics and not giving us yous. We give ourselves to these sluts just to be ignored. Makes me want to murder them
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>>82905188
Heres my right hand
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>>82909080
DAMN NIGGA THAT"S AN UGLY ASS HAND PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>82905188
i could beat ur ass lol
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i mog all of you faggots
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>>82907597
Veins are not the same as wrinkles
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>>82907606
>>82908376
Right hand, hasnt been stabbed, still has a metacarpal fracture but looks less junkie esq
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Idk, say something nice.
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>>82909308
I get mogged by you fuck off mike it still pisses me off
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>>82909581
If you aren't nice, I will cut it off.
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>>82909209
You fucking nazi, I got you.
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>>82905188
ok

I mean, ok, originally
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>>82909713
A nigger? What's wrong with you?
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>>82909728
>What's wrong with you?
a lot of things, be more specific
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>>82909728
Isn't that enough already?
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>>82909778
not to your mum
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>>82909754
Why are you a nigger? Do you like to suffer?
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>>82909787
>>82909778
lmao I'd kill myself
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>>82909794
>lmao I'd kill myself
It's ogre.
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>>82909790
>>82909794
No one asked

originally, of course
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>>82905188
Damn bitch you act like you've got balls telling me what to do. I wish you weren't such a cocktease so I could really show you my hands as they close in around your soft little neck.
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>>82905188
The only hands (you) get to see are the ones I can reach around that cock receptacle you call your neck.
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>>82909590
Why fuck off when I can fuck on
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Can you all get naked now?
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>>82905188
Gimme a sec
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I present... H A N D
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>>82910022
Nice hand and thinkpad
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>>82905188
I can't refuse repeating digits. Am I a handchad or a handcel?
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>>82905188
Handy hand
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>>82905188
Has this thread been made by yoshikage kira perchance?
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>>82910435
these meat mittens belong to a really big boy.
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>some women like men's hands how some men like women's feet
Weird how that works
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>>82910553
Wait... Is that... Is that really what this thread is? A hand fetish thread?
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>>82910584
Clearly. I laughed about that a couple times today how the foid version of this is feet pics
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Crooked fingers.
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these hands have done things to people... horrible things...



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