ok im finally gonna get a haircut and be a proper man but im actually embarrassed of going to the barber and untie my long faggy hair and telling him to just give me a normal guy haircuthow do i do it??
>>82909921Dont do it. Dont surrender. Women hate our long hair but women have horrid tastes and you should keep your long hair even if just to annoy them. DO NOT COMPLY.
just cut it yourselfit's easy as fuck. I've been cutting my own hair for years and people compliment it all the time not knowing I do it myself salons and barbers and for chimp neurotypicals
>>82909924i wanna give normalmaxxing a tryive been a weirdo my entire life>>82909933if i did it myself ill get a buzzcut but thats a bit muchalso i dont wanna fuck it up since im starting a job soon
>>82909921If you're that worried just tell them you grew it out to donate.Or go buy an electric trimmer and learn to cut your own hair. Start with the longest combs and work down. If you screw up then go temporarily bald.
me? I go to the barber to get the sideburn area of my head trimmed down and shaped but I keep my hair long down to my mid back. Its not he hair making you a weirdo btw its entirely you, you wont change by getting a haircut and you'll just be a weirdo with short hair. I know this because I was a weirdo short and now im a weirdo long and ive known chads with long flowing hair, they exist.
You're paying someone to cut your hair, why be such an onions fag?Do you feel bad about shoving your cock down some slut's throat after you paid her half your weekly salary to do so?
Tell the barber you grew it out so you'd have some length on top to style, you don't want an undercut just something neat
They really don't care
>>82909921Barbers dont judge. You pay them to do it. He wont tell you anything, and just do his job. Also congratulations on trying to improve!
>>82910422i might feel badbut its not about thatits just embarrassing....>>82910437yeah i know i shouldnt worry about it im just a little bitch
>>82909921>>82909924zoomer women love long hair though
>>82910444why is it embarrassing if you care that much chop most of it off yourself then go in
>>82910440an angel is losing its wings, women love long hair, bro bout to look like every other dude
find a picture or video of a haircut you like and and tell them this is what you want they will look at you with disgust but will try their very best to hid it just so you can tip them, leave and never go back choose another barber, rinse and repeat until you find a cool real charismatic barber
>>82909933No it's not easy, anything other than a short one length buzz is hard because you can't see the back of your own head
>>82909921When I had to do this I did it myself first but if your plan is to be a proper man, shouldn't you be able to just go get a haircut all by your big-boy self? Faggot
Anon you're realistically not even in the top 10 ugliest people this hypothetical barber has ever seen.You might be the smelliest, though.
