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Post pics that contain something you want in life
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>>82910059
Wrong version
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>>82910059
This but with bigger booba
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>>82910059
farming is fun
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>>82910073
That actually does sound nice. I might pick up farming after I move. I'll be around some so it'd be a good time to I think.

>>82910069
That's actually some nice art. Am I reading that artist signature right? SEC?
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for someone to say this to me and genuinely mean it
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>>82910157
I hope you find someone who says that and means it, anon
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>>82910059
Me, my hucow kink wife with macromastia, and our four kids (with one on the way)
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>>82910198
Love it anon. that sounds like an amazing life.
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>>82910059
i need this i wanna be looked at like that
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>>82910059
i want a harem of girls
i think no man actually wants 1 girl. i think monogamy is cucked

if i could id have a harem of girls and only birth girls, because this world has WAY WAY WAY too much men. we need more girls, not men.
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>>82910059
where are my wife and kids?
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>>82910059
A tomboy gf who loves me and has a personality similar to 02. I don't particularly care about appearance as long as she is not like deformed or 1/10 ugly.
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>>82910059
A Pacific Seacraft Dana 24 so I can go sail around the world
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>>82910061
this give me this
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>>82910269
That sounds sick

>>82910280
Awwwwwwww
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>>82910269
Very nice choice
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>>82910059
Barrett m82a2
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>>82910287
>Awwwwwwww
yeah I just wanna snuggle with someone
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not just something, everything
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>>82910300
Same anon, same

>>82910294
What exactly is that?
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>>82910306
Do you have a plan in mind for this? What will you do with your newfound status of having everything?
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>>82910315
i'll probably savor it just fuckin around having a good time and try to share it with as many people as possible
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>>82910345
I can respect that, anon

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>>82910308
>What exactly is that?
a rare experimental version of the famous Barrett .50 BMG semi-auto rifles, initially invented and built by dear Ronnie Barrett in his garage. this version was a bulpup intended to be shoulder fired at helicopters, it was offered to the military, but they didn't want it. only about a dozen ever made.
i'd also like an HK-51b, just 'cause.
and a GM-6 lynx too..
and..
and...
i could probably just keep going. such is life.
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I want something like that. A sort of man but with boobs and no penis. Like a "who man", if you will.
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>>82910198
Why are they all drawn with bulging dicks.....
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>>82910059
A partner who will put their cute feet on my face every single day. I will literally die if I don't get this again.
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a PC-98 laptop
t. zoomer interested in retro computing who never had such a device
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>>82910059
I would be dating the sister
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>>82910069
>This
>>82910264
>A tomboy gf who loves me and has a personality similar to 02.
>>82910732
>A partner who will put their cute feet on my face every single
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anime maids who don't age and take care of me and love me
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>>82910059
me on the left
whoever's willing on the right
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>>82910059
tomboy wife tomboy wife
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if i had the time and ability
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>>82911110
>anime maids
>>82911115
>whoever's willing on the right
>>82911116
>tomboy wife
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Lay my thoughts to rest.
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>>82911104
>>82911143
You are not allowed to post selfies on this board
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>>82910059
Give me a second cuz It's kinda lost :P
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I could go for an all american breakfast with a tall glass of OJ right about now...
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I need to knock up my aspie neetwife
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It's like, It would feel nice prolly
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i want a Ford Fairlane so bad bros
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>>82911235
Is that a fucking Peugeot 206 behind it? wtf where was this taken
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>>82911201

All American breakfasts look like shit. If I'm actually going out to buy a breakfast and the egg yolks aren't orange I'm sending that garbage back. The bacon looks like it will give you bowel cancer from how burnt it is. Where's the mushrooms? Potato bits like that should be served with roast beef and gravy and green beans not breakfast. Look at the shit tier instant coffee. Theres not even any form of tomato in sight avocado? Any kind of vegetable that will give you a slow burn of energy till lunch time. Just carbs and starch. Not even a gourmet sausage for protein just two sad bits of bacon. What is this gulag shit you call bread. Great rage bait anon, respect you got me good
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>>82911251
Argentina, you wouldn't believe the cars that somehow still run over here
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To surmount evil
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>>82911308
Shut the fuck up eurofag, nobody asked for your opinion of american breakfast.
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>>82911359
Not a eurofag. You can't even get fresh eggs when you pay for a meal how sad. No body asked for your opinion on my opinion by the way stupid amerifat probably have man tits from all the hormones they pump into the chickens that make your eggs
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A car like this would be cool
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>>82911388
>probably have man tits from all the hormones they pump into the chickens that make your eggs
The only tits I have are your sister's. Fack yew
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>>82910059
rats radiate so much happiness I adore them
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>>82911308
>the egg yolks aren't orange
Are you colour blind?
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Basically webm rel, a very romantic, intimate, obsessive relationship with a smart girl with mental health issues
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>>82911661
I've done some serious handholding recently with a girl with these exact specificities , it was sho was nice. Just gonna find out where the mentally ill girls are at and bingo you got it, I recommend it
Follow your dreams, just go for it, chat one up and you can tell in the eyes if she wants you
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>>82911308
you are kind of right anon, i've always had mushrooms with my breakfast since they're so tasty and good
americans kind of hate fiber, they're obsessed with protein right now and still get no fiber, it's retarded
vegetables don't even have a crazy amount either, i like eating raspberries for that, they have tons of it, but leeks and spinach and tomatoes are some good breakfast foods
i also agree with the potato part, potatoes are not for breakfast
what do you like for breakfast anon?
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>I've done some serious handholding recently with a girl
Then why are you wasting your time here, you should be cuddling in bed and watching a movie or taking a walk holding hands right now
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>>82910059
i want to be a salarywoman with a dragon loli on my lap
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>>82911747
She's on vacation with her parents
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To have this breast size
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The quality of not having a physical presence in the world.
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>>82911140
I swear I saw that thing in turrican 2.
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Fuck each other's brains out and love each other all day
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le messy gf
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>>82910059
this is all i need
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the world to burn
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>>82910059
https://youtu.be/_9-flUvd63g?si=xtyqPcuuBem7uprH
Exosuits/gundams/mechsuits in the military
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>>82910059
I jist want a gorlfrend
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>>82912351
keep ordering mcdonalds off doordash and you might achieve your dreams someday
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I just want a boring ass, nerdy, sleepy girlfriend who hates socializing and likes staying inside.
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>>82910269
ur boats too small
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>>82910059
something like this with a girl who i love and who loves me
i know i know, delusional, but i can still dream
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FUCK PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HOPE MY PAGANISM PULLS THROUGH ILL BE WILLING TO DIE A VIRGIN PLEASE ONE TIME
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>>82914028
>tripfag
you will never attain love faggot
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>>82914078
lol, you don't say?
but i hope you will instead, i believe in you
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>>82913947
these exist but they dont date, I know one and she almost never leaves her room and just dicks around on discord and video games all day.
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>>82913016
is that a liminal space?
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>>82914143
That's basically what I want to do too, we barely need to interact, just be there for each other during the occasional bout of loneliness.
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>>82913947
This is what I want too

>>82914143
Yet she probably has had sex
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>>82913431
>>82912351
Very nice anon

Out of curiosity what makes you want to be that busty?
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>>82914162
Whats even the point?
>>82914164
Im sure she has but I wouldnt be surprised if she hasnt. Or if it was very infrequent.
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>>82914306
>Whats even the point?
You'd get it if you had my specific brand of autism.
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Bumping thread with the rear axle for a 2004 Ford Crown Victoria.
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>>82914295
It's a fetish of mine. It would be really cool and a nice way to get attention, plus if everything got wrong I could earn money with them as this size is not very common.
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>>82910059
I think you should consider suicide for being a tripfag, but...
I want a giant gf but I also want to be more than a pet for her.
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>>82910059
I wish I was in this picture with my cock out fapping to Azusa
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>>82911051
>t. zoomer interested in retro computing who never had such a device
Same here.
What a cool pic.
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>>82915366
A multifaceted reason, very nice! I hope you can manage to get huge boobs anon

>>82915914
Seconded
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i wish i could find the image so bad. it was a drawing i think from twitter with an amputee with a collar on chained to a wall or radiator. they were in a dim room with toys, video games, books, crayon drawings all over. the image was of the captive looking soooo happy as the person keeping there came home.

i would love something like that..... except id like to keep all my limbs.....
i wonder if anyone could find the image it was so cute
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>>82916006
Very interesting, why do you desire this anon?
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i found it!!!!

>>82916026
i wish to live a life like this for a number of reasons

1. kidnapping is the ultimate fantasy for me, has been since i was a preteen, appealing for multiple reasons
2. being a real person is stupid and boring i want to be a pet, im barely a real human anyway
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>>82916081
I hope you find someone who will do this and not take advantage of you, anon. At least not full advantage.

Petplay as a relationship dynamic seems like it could be fun with the right person.
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this and zero children.
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>>82915945
Also it would make cosplaying easier
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>>82917144
That's a nice view anon
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>>82917216
didn't notice the caption on this one, thought it was just a POV waking up shot

>>82917207
:O What do you like to cosplay?
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In no more than 10 years.
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>>82917228
Taihou from Azur Lane
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>>82917278
You know what? Nice taste :)

Oh, have you seen the previous threads on boob growth?
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>>82917315
>boob growth
No, I haven't, where can I find them,. please?
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I want a huge fluffy G.S.D to love.
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>>82917326
This is the one i was able to dig up

>>>82745796
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>>82917580
Found the desuarchive https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82745796/#82759333
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>>82911203
>aspie neetwife
>>82911757
>i want to be a salarywoman with a dragon loli
>>82913328
>pic
>>82913353
>le messy gf
>>82916081
>i wish to live a life like this for a number of reasons
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i hope people get what im referencing
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>>82918063
You want to torture and kill prostitutes?
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>>82910059
>posting a pic of something I want in life
It's really more of "somewhere I belong."
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>>82918138
no i want to be the tortured and killed prostitute. sorry to burst the bubble.
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>>82918181
Just walk naked into a black neighborhood and start screaming the N-word. I'm very sure you'll be able to satisfy your fantasy that way.
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>>82918257
what makes you think I like black people? cant I have some standards towards my fantasy?
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I want a cock this big
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>>82918287
The head tiny though.
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>>82918496
if the head was as fat as the shaft blowjobs would be literally impossible
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>>82910059
This, and lots of sex.



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