tell me funny things
one time I laughed so hard at my friends joke that I peed myself in public
>>82918520I'm gonna kill someone someday
a blind man walks into a bar
>>82918520My lifeYour lifeThe life of the average r9k robotThe state of the world
>>82918520I'm a worthless loser faggot. An ant's life is worth more than mine. Actually no, a mosquito's life is worth than my sack of shit life
>>82918523>>82918527>>82918534>>82918545>>82918547None of these posts are very funny
>>82918552I try my worthless pathetic sack of shit life, anon. I'm sorry for being such a loser virgin failure
>>82918552What did you expect for free?Good comedians get paid to say funny things
>>82918520Why did the Mexican fail the firefighter test?
>>82918575I like how everybody's pretending they've known about this for years when really it's just because it was on smiling friends. I was around when Kramer crashed the fuck out, I actually saw that shit when it happened.
>>82918547a mosquito's life is worth more than an ant's so you already fucked that up
>>82918576I don't know, why did the Mexican fail the firefighter test?
>>82918520what do you get when you fuck a gay dude
>>82918608Well you get AIDS, but that wouldn't be much of a joke
>>82918616WRONG, you get poopdick
>>82918603He couldn't differentiate "Hose A" from Hose B
>>82918593 you like mosquitoes more than ants?
>>82918520The consequences of my ongoing complete moral decay are starting to be very very tangible