I'm the 25-year-old jacked 5'11 anon with OCD whose goal is to be at around 15% bodyfat at 210 pounds. I want an older girlfriend who would guide me through college and the whole process of getting a career, salary bargaining, and everything to do with disability and employment. It would be really nice if she would also loving enough to help cover for some expenses. I want her to be 5 to 15 years older than me with dominant, empathetic, and motherly characteristics. I believe I can build a musuclar athletic looking body, but not much else at the moment. I do receive NEETbux, so I am not completely broke, and I live with my boomer dad who is finally making decent money. I also don't have a car or even a license at the moment, so it would be super sweet if she would also teach me how to drive a car as one of the first things we do together.How would I find such a girlfriend? What are my options? I just feel like such a relationship would be so sweet and fulfilling.
>>82919090nigga, you're almost at the older guy age bracketyou should have children at 25
What I'm trying to point out in OP is that in a few months, I would be able to offer myself as a muscular, athletic young man, but not much really else. I consider myself to be fairly intelligent and educated, though. She could be what most men would consider a 4/10 or maybe even 3/10 with a bit of belly fat. I just want her to be very sweet, loving, patient, have financial stability. I am also willing to give a single mother a chance if she meets these criteria.
>>82919120My OCD, having been born into a relatively poor household with an abusive grandmother, and likely other undiagnosed mental illnesses have really screwed me up in life, but I am in a much better position now than I was years ago, and the situation is gradually improving. I feel like I need an older woman to essentially save me.
>>82919120You must be underage to even say this
>>82919126>I am also willing to give a single mother a chance if she meets these criteria.porn addicts are beyond me, do you think a bitch with her own muttlet is going to want to take care of another parasite?
>>82919133people have kids at this age and even earlierthe point is that OP is to old to roleplay his mommy fetish
>>82919144>do you think a bitch with her own muttlet is going to want to take care of another parasite?Actually, yes. In late 2022, posted an ad along the lines of "Feet Massage - Masseur in Training," and one of the women who showed up was this fat woman in her 40s who told me she had a 14-year-old daughter. She was being very flirtatious with me and talking about how nice her house in the country is and how much land she has there and how much fun we could have over there. She also told me she had a 14-year-old daughter. She knew I was a broke young man, so this didn't matter to her. I was moving at the time to the country myself, but possibly a different part, so the driving would've taken forever for her, but I should've at least tried to pursue that relationship. Essentially getting my own house at that age would've been amazing.
>>82919144>>82919170She knew I there was something wrong with me, like I was a broke young man, but she really wanted me to be her boyfriend and move in with her in her nice house, emphasizing how nice everything was.
>>82919159>>82919163>>82919170moot fix thisthat sounds like a deathtrap anyway
>>82919132Do they really give you 'Neetbux' for OCD? How can I cash in?
>>82919184>that sounds like a deathtrap anywayI actually do have OCD. I corrected the post twice and deleted the older posts. Why do you think it would've been a deathtrap?
>>82919192Have a years-long mental health record and find a federal social security lawyer who specializes in SSI.
>>82919193Lonely, broke young men are the prime prey for marriage scams. How she mentioned these wonderful things awaiting you make it look like a cheap advertisement.Most probably she was looking for a full-time caretaker for her kid, if we ignore more sinister possibilities
>>82919200>Years long mental health recordThat basically eliminates the possibility for me since I've never really consulted a professional. People expect so much out of useless people.
>>82919090>25-year-old>I want an older girlfriend who would guide me through college and the whole process of getting a careerAnon, I...
>>82919227>Most probably she was looking for a full-time caretaker for her kid, if we ignore more sinister possibilitiesEasy. I'd do all the housework and cooking (My dad is actually a chef, so I know a lot.), and I'd function as a caretaker for her daughter. She really did show interest in me. I find it unlikely that she would've pursued a relationship with me if she didn't fundamentally like me. I do receive NEETbux, so that would be my cash income and health and dental insurance, but I would have a pretty nice roof over my head, a lot of land to play around with in the country, and a woman to fuck.
>>82919254not sure about all of these, it's not like she was unable to fake niceness until you're already deep inside of that whole situationbut it's in the past anyway, my point is to stop thinking with your dick
>>82919285>it's not like she was unable to fake niceness until you're already deep inside of that whole situationPossible. Still, from a looks perspective, she would've been getting a pretty good deal from me. Not many fat bitches in their 40s could just start dating a muscular 22-year-old guy who wasn't that fat. I She seemed to really want me. It's very possible that she had been married to a relatively wealthy man and just ended up divorce raping him.
>>82919301Nigga, a lot of people tend to pick the low hanging fruit because it seems easy and that nobody else would do that.>a pretty good deal from meif the world revolved around only sex then I guess she would
>>82919325From what other perspectives would I have been low hanging fruit? What do you think she planned on gaining from me?
>>82919342>would I have been low hanging fruit>Iyou got my figure of speech all wronganyway, the possibilities range from actual, genuine relationship, through afromentioned unpaid caretaker, some sort of a menial worker, vent for her lonely frustrations (who exactly knows why she's single?) or even human trafficking in the worst possible case
>>82919090this is gross to be quite honest
>>82919454Let a man want a mom he can fuck.
>>82919454>>82919461As long as she's not too fat or too ugly, this would likely be the nicest relationship I could possibly have with a woman with my OCD, need for emotional support, and lack of financial security in the long-term.
Stop posting anime women
I don't care if she's a single mom. If she's in her late 30s to mid 40s, I bet I could talk her into having a child with me. A sweet, loving mother with financial security who would lead me through adult life and reproduce with me. I would then officially be a house husband. I didn't get to grow up with a loving mother, so this would be a really emotionally fulfilling experience.
>>82919090Your lifting bw stats are unrealistic natty, depending on what you perceive 15% bf being though Too high to be shredded at that height bw Other then that yeah
>>82920011you should start paying prostitutes to pretend they are these thingsalso is constantly mentioning the OCD also a part of OCD?
>>82919090top left is most sexy
>>82919090Women only want to date up. Older women are not going to go for you
>>82919090I hate when artists don't put their name on their work! I want to see their stuff!
>>82921113When I was young in my early 20s I banged cougars.I got to practice and they got to get fucked by a hot young army guy. It was ONLY about sex. These women don't want to be your mom or have any emotional connection. If you try that shit your gonna dry that pussy right up.Kawakami is cute though but that's a JRPG.
>26>wife is 36We met through shared online friends 5 years back, started with fetish talk on mic while we got off together. Thing is though I had a career and that already. They probably do not want to be playing mommy to a grown man. For all her independence my wife still just wants to be swept off her feet when I get home from work and held and reminded that she and our kids are loved and will be protected. I don't know how to say it without coming across as mean but a lot of women are emotionally insecure and want a man who is almost a second father to them
>>82921400Cute! What does she think of the gap, like was the put off at all at first? Does it come into play at all like is there any kind of dynamic or playfulness about it with you two? I'd love to hear any stories if you have them!
>>82921469It bugs her sometimes but I go out of my way to break her out of the thought before it can get its hooks in too deep. We do kind of tease each other about it a little. There will be times we're chatting about movies or something and she'll make a reference to one, then have to stop and ask "do young people still know that one" and it's almost always a no at least from me. When she started going a little gray I mentioned it was kind of hot (it is, she has a few grays here and there and I dunno something about it does it for me) and now she'll tease me when an old lady shows up in stuff we watch, and I'll tease her back. Whenever she gets on a "back in my day" rant I'll smile and nod and go "Yeah and Netflix came in the mail", and she likes to tease about how "I was [playing video games/writing essays/riding bikes/whatever the topic is] while you were just a twinkle in your daddy's eye". And she's not wrong. Her taste in games is almost identical to my DAD's. It's nice sharing stuff from our different kind of "eras" though. Kind of alternate between me showing her a movie or show she missed and her showing me one that was before my time.
